Evening Star Newspaper, April 30, 1933, Page 10

i'A—-10 SKITON'NEWDEAL [ STAGED BY' GLUB-c: Theme Song of New Admin- istration Declared to Be “Sweet Adeline.” (Continued PFrom First Page.) One of Poles”; Mustapha Kemal Pasha, “called, tuphzmmlully President of the Turk- ilh Republic”; Stalin, the “lord of all tbe Russias”; Mussolini, and last, to “Die Wacht Am Rhein,” a lordly figure and some ruffians who threw over the chairs and pushed others aside. Pllsudski, “to present the chancellor of the German Reich, Herr Adolph Hitler.” "Wls'}:.(or this,” Mlh mnmsm de- r, “that I wrote the tatute Religious Freedom?” Numerous songs to Gilbert and Sul- livan music were sung by the various dictators, with the reunuu uung as & chorus. Stalin reminded Jefferson that: “You will find it will be wise, Not to carp or criticize.” Mussolini told him he was behind the times and would have to change his plan, singing: “I guess he'll have to change his plan, 1 guess he Il have to get a new his- He thougm the world was through with Kais ers, Before the last campaign began. ‘The Constitution's much too slow, We need a boss to tell the Congress where to go! For Mr. Roosevelt's here and showing us tricks, Shades of Seventeen Seventy-six! For history doesn’t mean a thing, 8ince Mr. Roosevelt is King!” “Gentlemen,” remarked Jefferson, “no ‘wonder the Democrats have been out of office following Jeffersonian principles— although I observe that Grover Cleve- land and Woddrow Wilson were—well, lnrhlps. & little careless—a little care- less. Now I understand the Great War as I never understood it before; it was fought to make the world safe from democracy.” Return of Beer. “The return of beer was cglebrated in & “Sweet Adeline” skit which a group of woodland gnomes, sitti kegs, awakened Rip Van Winkle is sleep since 1920 by singing the old “that went with pretzels and beer” and acquainting him with the f4ct that happy days are here again. One of the gnomes recited “The Face on the Bar Room Floor,” with the vaga- bond in this case a Senator who met his downfall when he was persuaded ta vote for prohibition. The Senator ‘wailed: “That was my downfall; don't be harsh; a lot of others fell, Just like the fallen angels whose voices shriek in hell. My State went wet next Autumn; I lost my place and power Because I cast my vote bone-dry in that unhappy hour.” ‘When he drew on the bar room floor the face of the man who ruined him, it was the face of Andrew Vol- stead. But still Rip Van Winkle thought it was just a good dream that beer had | come back. He insisted, however, ¢/ singing, while all the diners joined in the chorus, “Sweet Adeline”—the “theme song of the new deal” The Marine Band crashed into the song and as it was finished, Old Rip pointed to the entrance to the dining hall and exclaimed: “Lock, look it's true. My dream’s come true.” Headed by a German band, the ‘waiters paraded in, bearing huge trays of beer with special erdiron Club labels. and served it to all the guests. Meanwhile the Gridiron Club went on with its “policy of head and chesi deflation” which was stated in the initiation of rour new members: Theo- dore C. Wallen, Washington corre- spondent of the New York Herald ‘Tribune; Lowell Mellett, manager of the Scripps-Howard Washington Bu- reau; Harold Brayman, Washington correspondent of the New York Eve- ning Post, ana Edwin C. Steffe of Wuhtngum D. C., a limited member. Skit on_Bank Crisis. A current condition in the banking world was the subject of a skit en- titled “Bankers Away.” The lights in the dining hall were turned off for a on our sacred cause. "old | She shall mlt motthemtm beuuae"ukmcuhawn-n- at the front ney professorial hkhbrmln door.” A new arrh mfleflmrlhb. "wnn was your college?” asked '”Vl.lr " he “What fiid m st Vassar?” muwhythewmumumu 850 well, Wephktned.mum(heym'tuu of the Roosevelt farm on them city slickers is the business for us.” Not a Five-Year Plan. ?fllll” suggested that this was ive-year modified the House, E:nhe was ma;'i It doin’ The approach of the ml-ln.'ll heralded by t 'IVm' cutlasses, who ing: “Make way for the people’s com- ‘Wallaceowski afnd Tugwello- the greatest benefactor of the farmea was Rooseveltovitch and that the greatest commissar of agriculture since Arth Hyde was Wallaceowski. ‘nu charges which brought the two were produced and the mnl began for the crime of non-ob- servance cf un restrictions on the pro- duction of swine. Tugwellovitch read the charge: “Here is a case of persistent and contemptuous -deflance of domestic al- lotment. A Poland China sow called Cleopatra has repeatedly given birth to litters of eight %“l, ‘whereas the limit fixed by Your Warship is six.” ‘The owner of Cleopatra was dragged forth and his defense was that she was “young and wayward.” He was told by ‘Wallaceowski that litters of eight would be the ruin of us and it mthm‘ drastic must be done. “Tugwellovitch, whn does your mas- :lkve brain suggest?” asked Wallaceo W= The second commissar consulted Karl Marx's “Das Kapital” and suggested treason. “That's it, of course, Tugwellovitch,” said the first commissar. “Treason. Cleopatra has been guilty of tuuon to with her head. be made an example to all sows that dare to give birth to more than six pigs at a time. Headsman, :‘tuz':dl Lead the way to the execu- The musical compositions of William . Woodin, Secretary of the Treasury, wm used by the Gridiron Club. with- out so much as the change of a word as the basis for one skit. The actual words and music of a.group of Wood- in's children’s songs were applied to present conditions in the Roosevelt ad- ministration by a large cast dressed as school children. Singing of Woodin Song. ‘They clme on the sin, we stage singing a coo-coo Clocks.” ‘The new principal entered. His name ‘Woodin. = “Willie Woodin,” a child explains, ‘otherwise known as Little Woodin Willie.” Whereupon the cast sings Woodin’s song, “Little Wooden Willie.” “Little Wooden Wille, People thought him silly, ’Cause he had a knot-hole In the midle of his head. So he put a hat on, And since he has that on, Folks who called him silly, Think he's very wise instead.” F. C. Awalt, uun. controller of the currency, was identified as the original of “Snoop-Wiggy” who runs about on four feet and “is kind as you'll all The principal inspected all the children’s banks. Most of them gave forth no sound when they were shaken, e s sor little Charlie b’:: of Chicago. sy bush e i, and oh what s s said, “and oh, wi cooue-bush it was!” 2 it “The cookie-bush” was identified as the Reconstruction Finance Carpon was moment and on the stage were revealed | Wo four prison cells, and sitting in elch a banker, clad in prison stripes, but wearing tall silk hats. When the war- den called the roll, these gentlemen turned out to be Jouph K. Zilch, president of the First National Bank; George Giltedge, president of the Home Sweet Home Bond & Mortgage Co.; Samuel E. Squeezem, president of the Abraham Lincoln Investment Trust, and Robert Rooker, president of the Widows & Orphans’ Savings Bank. ‘They were reminded by the guards that “you ain’t dinin’ at the White House now” and that “you gotta dou- ble up because they just brought in a shipload of your pals they found in = Greece.” Holding the directors’ meeting of Flim Flam Finance Affiliates, Ltd., Chairman Zilch reported the condition of the company as follows: “After taxes, depreciation, amortiza- tion, shrinkage, wastage, glaciation, | tion retrogression, corruption, decrepitude, dilapidation, disorganization, diminu- tion, fluctuation, nervous breakdown, loans from the R. F. C., plus possible rregularities in addition to mnormal bonuses—net loss, $38,956,000.23.” “Wonderful! What a banker!™ shouted Giltedge. Asked what the board of directors recommend, they suggested in turn: “Pass the dividend, pass the hat, pass the spinach.” They dreamed. if their behavicr was good, of getting jobs as conservators because “a conservator can’t lose— the bank’s closed before he even gets started and he’s in there all alone.” ‘The word has permeated to them from ‘Washington that Presid is going to call the conservators cun- tors in the future because a curator is “a fellow who keeps a lot of dead stufl locked up in a museum.” Warning by the Guards. At the conclusion of the directors’ meeting it was moved that they “ad- journ to the prison golf course,” but v.he guards warned them: “Remember, don’t go near Al Capone —he's trying to reform.” The prominence of Profs. Moley, ‘Tugwell, Berle and othen with an aca- demic background in the Roosevelt ad- ministration was satirized\in a scene in the moonlight on the campus of the Electcral College showing “a confer- ence of the Roosevelt Brain Trust, otherwise known as the Daisy Chain Gang.” Headed by Moley and Tugwell, a score of professors enuml in caps and gowns and carrying a daisy chain, while m 5"!::9 Band phnd “College Life oh” Moley turned to Tugwell and asked if any of the professors had “an un- rejected thesis.” A ig shout of “yes” went up, and Moley re!DDnded: “Don't forget to let me have them. ‘We're geing to write them all into law and try them out on the country.” “Do you think the country will stand & for it?” he was asked. “Right now the country will stand for anyf ‘Otcou;:e of course. Otherwise we -Mr. Andrew W. Mel- lon, known since October, 1929, as ‘Raggedy Andy".” fluneholnmnlel ‘The Gridiron - Club's Shakespearean players took from “Hamlet” the scene in which Polonius gives advice to his son Laertes, and brought n up ta date his precepts whil th Rider” costume, in- as follows: tlm“l.fl!:-l"!lul—(':; his son) “Give thy no E nnr I-n’ ‘uppropor- tioned thought i T. R—"Speak stick. If your trial blloem de- g’wd put the reporters in the An.m.. Polonius—“Be thou familiar but by no _means N\I must see John F. don't t Roosevelt | astray. .- othing, but ':sh Huey Long say “That's bully, King- Polonius—“This above all: To think own self be true, and it must follow not Mr. | Corby, -onlyandurry:blg He Fort, tio H. Adams, the New York Sun; Horace W. Albright, director of National Park Service; Theodore Alford, the Kansas City Star; Paul Y. Anderson, the St. Louis z-Dup-t.ch Maithew' C. Arm- strong, Hampton, Va.; Robert B. Arm- strong; Thomas Q. Ashburn, major ge eral, U. 8. A.; Henry F. 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Hundreds of other items in stationery, gam irs, pens and pencils, etc., drastically reduced. great opportunity. 1.00 Lucky Shot . 1.50 Maneto Race . 1.00 Mother’s Helper . .10 Moving Picture Machine ... . 1.00 Well Toy . . .25 Plaster Toys ...... .50 Aeroplane ........ 1.00 Zepp and Hangar... 3.50 Saxophone ... 1.00 Doll Trunk .50 Tool Chest ... 1.00 Tool Chest ....... 1.00 Tootsie Sets ...... .25 Border Patrol Pistol 25 Two Time Pistol... Lionel Electric Trains and ac- cessaries 40% off. $7.50 Chilton Pens . .$1.89 $5.00 Swan Pens . .$2.98 3.00 Swan Pens . . .$1.98 $2.00 Desk Sets ..........98¢c Toilet Goods 50c Novelty Compacts. .. $3.50 .Comb and Brush $1 Vanity Set ..........49¢ .10c Dfi:lall American Le: 35¢ Playground Ball 50c Indoor 10c Base Balls. $50 Set of 5 Matche: Irons ........... $14.50 ODD_ GOLF IRONS, UP TO $6 VALUES.... $1.59 $1 Kid Golf Sets........ 29¢c 40c Penn. Tennis Balls, 3 for $1 15c Practice Tennis Balls. 10c 25c Practice Golf Balls 15¢ $1.50 Hickory Shaft W and Irons Golf Bags, Hal All Tennis R-elnh. 33[; Off. ouven- This is your All Sales Cash—Dealers Invited Sales Final . GARRISON'S Tke House of Novelties ; 1215 E St. N.-W. Store Opens 8 A.M.~Closes 10 P.M.