Evening Star Newspaper, April 11, 1924, Page 3

NEW BUSINESS CLUB | FORMED IN CAPITAL “Young Men Eligible for Member- i ship—Only Two From I Each Line. G. M. FERRIS PRESIDENT Eighty-Five on Roll, With Appli- cants Waiting Action. Washington branch of the Business Club received its r last night at ‘a celebration held at L’Alglon, 1Sth streel slumbia road. Eighty-fiv compose the club, and ther: »f applications far mem- entatives from other clubs nt, and Commissioner Oys- nt a letter of regret at his in- to attend. Duff C. Lewis, al secretary, presented the r on behalf of the r tion, which ws ident of the W Young Men F To be eligible for me applicant must be iuests at Dinner. ent were Paul Harding Lieut. Coontz, Ford, M. A Willing TV WE HAY 1 siiser pollah. ‘s aud sold by us for 35 3 il Mata red #as silver polish. Your nlm ; © Fivens Bauitible u.«..,L iatinn of Georgetown, D M st now on April T4, 1004, on of diroctors and_sueh other ay rightfully eome before said 18 open from 7:30 p.m. uatil § R E. 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