Evening Star Newspaper, January 8, 1923, Page 26

"9 — TODAY’S AMUSEMENTS. NATIONAL—George White's “Scan- dals,” performance at 8:20 D. POLI'S—Sessus Hayakawa, in Lily,” at 8:20 p.m. RRICK—Bertha Kalich, in “Jit- ta's Atonement,” at 8:20 p.m. PRESIDENT—“Able’s Irish Rose,” at 8:30 p.m. KEITH" ars of the Future,” at 2:15 and 8:15 p.m. BELASCO—"Midnite 2:15 and 8:15 p.m. COSMOS —Bob _ Pender Troupe, vaudeville, at 3, 6:30 and 9 p.m. STRAND—"“Boys of vaudeville, at 2:: B + GAYETY—Bedini’s _“Chuckles 1923, at 2:15 and 8:15 p.m. METROPOLITA in *Oliver Twist," photoplay, at, 11 am., 1:30, 225 and 9:3 pm. PALACE: Home an: 2:05, 4, 5:48, RIALTO—"On the Hll!h Seas Dorothy Dalton A\nd Jack H 11:30 am., 1:30, 30 p.m. COLUMBIA “Tess of ond week), 5'7:05 and 9:10 pm. CENTRAL—Helene Chadwick, ir The Sin Flood at 11 am. 1243, 35, 4:25, 6:10, 8 and 9:50 p.m. CITY NEWS IN BRIEF. The Feast of the Epiphany was com- memorated yesterday afternoon at the Home for the Aged and Infirm, Blue Plains, D. C. The services were ducted by Rev. Regi chaplain of the Epi sion. Members of the vested choirs I Church and ed in the servic Revels,” at reception In to be tendered Rev. iam H. Pettus, rector of St. Mark’s Episcopal Church, in the parish hall, tomorrow night from § to 10 o'clock. ORGANIZATION ACTIVITIES. TODAY Park m, Giles Parent-Teacher .3 o'clock, at ott Rafter will Brightwood ssociation w hool. Mrs ealk. S Parent-Teacher Asso- o'clock. Force Scho ciation will me 3 . Business Women's Council, will meet, 7 o'clock, in office, 406 Kellogg building. Congress Heigh itizens' Associa- tion will meet, 8 o'clock C. A. Phillips will give illustrated 1otk M ashington the Beautiful’ inder auspices of Home Club Library n auditorium of Interior building. Collection. Classes in parliamentary law will bhe resumed unr\ r direction of Judre Mary_ O'Toole. 7:30 o'clock, at Cath- olic Community House, 601 E street. Piney Branch Citizens' Association will meet, 8 o'clock, in Towa Avenue Methodist Church. y Washington Citizens' Asso- c .\&3‘.5‘“m eet, 8 o'clock, in Sun- day school house, United Brethren Church. Men's Club, Mount Pleasant Con- gregational Church, 8 o'clock. W. Porterfield will give an he Japanese in America. ung folks of the church. Music. Stanton Park Citizens' Association will meet, 8 o'clock, Peabody School. Speakers and musical program Takoma Park Citizens' Association will meet, 8 o'clock, at Library. Tele- phone demonstration TLouis F. Post, former assistant sec- retary of labor, is to speak on “Filling the Public Purse,” at a meeting of branch presidents of Federal Employes' Unio 2, at 8 o'clock tonight, at 1423 New York avenue. The Practical Psychology Club meets at 7:30 o'clock at Thomson School, 12th and L streets northwest. “Prosperity Through the Knowledge and Power of Mind" will be the lec- ture, by Mrs. Jeannette H. Wade, lecturer for the club. Members may invite gues — RAPS SPENCER PLAN. The proposal of Senator Spencer, re- publican, Missourl, to create a spe- * eial scicntific commission to determine vhat beverages are intoxicating and what are not, was assailed Saturday by Wayne B. Wheeler, general coun- sel for the Anti-Saloon League, who declared in & statement that the plan would face “the united opposition of the prohibition forces of the nation.” Alcoholic liquors, Mr. Wheeler said, “affect people differenily” making it tmpossible to set a limit of alcoholic content which could be applied gen- erally. He declared an attempt to do so would confuse rather than clraify the prohibition enforcement problem. The Poet T read an ode by Seacook-Sage— it is the proper thing to read him; his works just now are all the rage, and wild applause the highbrows feed him. I read that epic to and fro, from right to left and down the middle, I greatly strove its sense to know, and still it was a beastly rid- dle. “The way this poet fumes and rants, imputing souls to tiger-lilies,” T said in anger, to my aunts, “must give all thoughtful men the willies. One line in ten is fine and grand, and might be written by a master; if tother nine you'd understand, you'd have to wear a porous plaster. Life is too short to read a bard who balls you up with far-fetched phrases; I'll throw this volume in the vard, and Seacook-Sage may go to blazes.” When I am talking to my aunts I tell the truth, as I descry it; but when I go to Culture’s haunts I know the truth and yet deny it. That evening at the Highbrow Club I boosted works of Seacook-Sage’s, and said he was a gifted dub whose fame would thunder down the ages. I feared they'd think my brow was low if once I started in jaw him, they’'d ‘say I lacked the sense to know a first-ciass poet when I saw him. I wouldn’t give ten cents a ton for all the odes this bard is showing, but we are rabbits, every one, and follow where the crowd is going. (Copyright) WALT MASON. Blank Books —AND DIARIES, of which we have a large assortment. order. E. Morrison Paper Co. o | o Let us fill your THE EVENING Pithy Paragraphs SOME PEOPLE HAVEN'T GOT THE IDEA YET. Voice over telephone—Is this the editor of Pithy Paragraphs? Editor Pithy Paragraphs—Yes, madam. Volce—Well, what do you do with those sent in to you? E. P. P—Why, we use the best of them. Voice use only (sarcastically)—Oh, the best ones? | ; naturally we | “('uldn t use the poorest ones, | —You don't use them all? | >—Why, we couldn’t pos- there are 'too many. ice—Well, I sent you in some | written by my little girl about the | 1st of December and I haven't seen | them yet. | P. P.—Well, I am afraid they won't appear. Voice—But we thought they were | all our friends did. are only | ! | | | wonderful; E. P P—Well, we human down here and make mis- takes, of course, but somebody has to decide. Some days good ones must be left out because so y better ones are received. Volce (growing very sharp)— Yes, and we sent them to the New | York and they used them. They thought they Were wonder- ‘ ul. . P. P—In that case, madam, | The Star is, perhaps, glad it did not use them. We don’t want to publish paragraphs that have ap- peared elsewhere if we can help it. Voice—Well, 1 don't care: were wonderful, and I think you ought to show more consideration for the people that have read your paper for vears; that's what I think, and I guess that after this we'll Just take the New York E. P. P—All right, madam, but it seems to me that you don’t quite get the idea of- Click! The phone is hung up on him. Oh, they well. Hogan—Was it a bad fall yer got on New Year eve, Mrs.| Mrs, husband Clancy? Mrs. Clancy—Oh, no, only a bruise. He fell flask on his back BARRY WHEELER, 1441 Q street morthwest. | e eiin ! Father—Who was it said: shall not pass!"? | Son—Our history professor. J. SCHNITZER, 1315 15th street morthwest. | .« v movie theater: The Perfect Lover." “The Poor Sim, | JOSEPH C. FOUGHT, | Park Lane, Va. | ol Judge—You say vou felt the thief's hand stealing into_your pocket? Absent-minded Professor—Yes, vnur\ honor, but I thought it was my own. MARGARET H. CLARK, Sign on a his week, Next week, | ing_neighbors. | hoped that this is the caboose.” ing “Please remit.” | on " this drink problem, taken up Cou \ When She—I wonder what Sir Wn.l!er Raleigh sald to the queen when he put his_cloak down for her? He—Probably, “Step on it, kid.” HARRY ‘WILSON. The Carrs already hnd a very large family when the arrival of another lit- tle Carr was announced. “My good- ness!” exclaimed one of the long-suffer- S MARY L. IRELAND, 719 3rd street mortheast. PP haven't yet started broadcast- 7. H. HEATH, The Pasadsna. They . .. If Attorney General Coco and Nar- cotic_Chief Nutt could only get togethar we'd soon get down to milk. BREVARD STEPHENSON, 2217 Washington Circle. PR Did your Christmas swapping early? R. GERTH, 1348 Euclid street northwest. Many a mother's wandering boy is trying his level best to get home on the Georgia avenue car line. 2LIAS W. KIDWILER, 5302 Illinois avenue morthwest. The “Sick man of Europe” seems to be about the healthiest person over there now. Maybe the wily Turk has m. ANONYMOUS. going after all the s with police dogs.” know there were that ANONYMOUS. . » High School Teacher—And who made the Mayflower compact? Flapper—Oh,” Richard suppose JUDITH OFFLE 1601 30th street northwest. > e i Hudnut, I “She told me she was an atheist.”” onsense! She's never even been to that church.” LYDIA HERMES, 1332 Harvard street morthwest. . % . An ounce of pull is worth a pound JEAN MONK, 1488 Meridian place. “They | of kick. Mother—Oh, Mary, why do you wipe | your mouth with the back of your hand? Mary—Cos’ it's much cleaner than | the front. WARNER HAMMOND, 2523 13th atreet northwest. . .. CHOP SUEY ROMANCE. Wing-Wang the check for his chowmein paid, To the cashier, Say-Wen (a charming maid), | Their almond eyes met for two! (nut sundaes 454 New Jersey avenue southeast. | And soon 'twas a case of Wing-Wang- Woo. | But Wing-Wang's hopes turned from “They've made wonderful ments in the automobile, still one important need yei “What's that?" “They need to make them so they’ shy at railroads the way horses used to. MRS. J. B. REPETTI, | 707 22nd street northwest. | impro? | Though chicken ito soup, ut there's | When he read that Miss Say-Wen flew the coop; naw, relate, The lovers may wed at any old date. EDWIN I. SHOPE, 637 Maryland avenue northeast. however, we're free to The Pithy Paragraph film, including the four prize winners for each week, will be shown at the KEITH AND STRAND THEATERS. Identical prizes will be presented every week. These awards are ten dollars, five dollars, two box seats at Keith's, and either a box or six orchestra seats at the Strand. Try your hand. THRONG OF MUSIC LOVERS | AT COMMUNITY CONCERT‘ 1,808 Enthusiasts in Attendance Treated to Pleasing Program Replete With Features. Despite the inclement weather, more than 1,800 music enthusiasts attended | the tenth Sunday night concert in the | Central Community Center last night. ! The program was featured by Bea. | trice Wainwright, soprano; T. H. Bar- ritt, and reproductions of the playing of Paderewski on the Welte-Mignon. Miss Wainwright answered to several encores, and Mr., Barritt, with his unique demonstration, “The Voice of the Silver Steel,” evoked much sp-‘ plause. The singing of old, long-forgotten | folk songs, by the entire audience, led by Robért Lawrence, director, and | accompanied by the Sunday night community orchestra, consumed the | major portion of the evening. ‘ The eleventh free concert will be given next Sunday night, and will | be featured by the Ari®y Band, the| fife and drum _corps of the Holy Name | Soctety, and Beatrice Seymour Good- win, soprano soloist of St. Alban's| Church. NEW LAWS NECESSARY TO ALTER ARMY AUDITING | Attorney General Tells Weeks Controller General Cannot Change Present System. | Secretary Weeks has received an opinion from the Attorney General to the effect that the controller general, in the absence of specific legislative authority, is not authorized to estab- lish and put into execution regula- tions superseding those now in opera- tion for the examination and aduit Hom for M e ——— Make Use of the Star Branch Office Near You They have been lo- cated at the most con- venient points through- out the city—ready accept Star Class:fied Ads and save of the transportation accounts of the War Department and other depart- ments of the government. Under the present system these ac- | counts are paid by the disbursing of- | ficers of the various departments. | was proposed by the controller gen- It eral that the settiement as well as the auditing of transportation ac- counts should be performed, instead, by the general accounting office of the Treasury Department. It was held Extensive Program Given at is certalnly to be | | generally by the Attorney General that new legislation would be neces- sary to legalize the change of s: tem proposed by the controller gen- eral. Get It At Gibson’s The Store Your Physician Recommends Joyful First of the Year Sale Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday FREE TUESDAY ONLY Qne Habs Rapid Calculator given away free to all who ask. Very limited number. multiplier. STAR, WASHINGTON, ELK BAND CONCERT - DELIGHTS THRONG President Theater, Arthur S. Witcomb Leader. Those interested in the advancement of music in Washington were delight- ed with the high standard maintained at the first benefit concert given by the Elks Band of Washington Lodge, No. 15, at the President Theater yes- terday afternoon, under the leader- ship of Arthur S. Witcomb. The band gave an extensive pro- gram in a manner comparable to that of the best concert bands that have played in Washington. Under the leadership of Mr. Witcomb the mem- D. C., MONDAY, JANUARY 8, 1923. AMUSEMENTS. AMUSEMENTS. NATIONAL 525575 57%a 5a Fourth Annual Production GEORGE WHITE’S SCANDALS PAUL WHITEMAN'S CAFE DE PARIS | NEW YORK ORCHESTRA Rare Collection of New Beautles Next Week. Seats Thursda Mats, Wadnesday and Saturday. | TO THE LADIES By Authors of HELEN HAYES TRAVELTAL TODAY at 4:30 CAPETOWN t© Jehannes- burg . Reserved Seats, 65c, 85, $1.10, $1.65 B. F. KEITH'S VAUDEVILLE Circult’s De Luxe Theater STARS CROWD THE The Spectacular STARS OF THE FUTURE (The Young Vaudevillians) Talented Budding Beauties Al | New STAGE Don Barclay & | Emil Pallenberg Del Chaln | & Living Bears Second Triumphant Week THE DUNCAN SISTERS The Mischievous Darlings New Songs New Specialties Bert Rule & John O'Brien Earl Hampton & | Dorothy Blake | The Saytons, Aesop’s Fable; Pathe Weekly The Inspiriting STARS OF THE PAST The 0ld Vaudevillians They Who Helped Build The Foundation of Vaudeville bers of the organization played with great finish and precision, which re flected great credit upon themselve and their conductor. “Fingal's Cave” a Feature. Perhaps the most enjoyable number on the program was the first, the ever | likable “Fingal's Cave” overture by Mendelssohn, sum«lllnes called the “‘Hebrides Overtur This composi- tion resulted from a visit pald by the composer to the cave upon a gray morning, when the sea broke in great wayes on the beautiful basait_col- umns of the cave. The Elks Band brought out in splendid fashion the minor theme of the composition, be- neath which the bass rocked and groaned like a true sea. Nicode's “From the South,” suite, followed, after which i enberg’s “The Mill in the Forest, a catchy, rhythmic number, was given. The band played the “Military Tattoo” of Rogan, Saint-Saens’ “Mili- taire Francaise,” and ended the pro- gram with “The Star Spangled Ban- ner.” a Special Numbers. Herman R. Hoffman, violinist, play. ed Kreisler's “Tambourine Chinoise. well, and Gertrude Lyons sang the difficult “Charmant Oiseau” of David the flute obligato being played by Alfred P. Gsell. Conductor Witcomb delighted the audience with a cornet solo, “Willow Echoes,” by Simon. _— NATIONAL FOOD SHOW WILL OPEN FEBRUARY 5| Exhibit at Convention Hall Under Auspices of Retail Grocers’ Protective Association. The 1923 national food show and household exposition will be held February 5 to 17, in Convention Hall, under auspices of the Retail Grocers' Protective Association. Exhibit space is taken, it is stated. Elgen J. Rowe, food exposition specialist, who con- ducted last years show, will have charge this year. Association Officers. Officers of the grocers’ associa- tion are John Brayshaw, president: H. T. Gover, first vice president; Otto J. Botsch, second vice president; Perry P. Patrick, secretary, and B. B. Allison, treasurer. The exposition commitiee is com- posed of John Brayshaw, chairman; Otto J. Botsch, E. J. Reamer, J. Riehl, J. B. Harry, George Clagett, B. B. Allison, W. W. Benton, G. W. Slair, H. T. Gover, W. B. Wender, Willlam Hussey; F. A. Dodge, Wil- llam Hannon and J. H. Goodrich. Welfare Committee Personnel. The exhiitors’ weifare committee is comprised of Mr. Brayshaw, N. L. Burcheil. C. B. Pinckney, Brooke & Harry, Brinkley Bros, F. A. Dodge, Charies_Colvin, Louis Altemus, L. M Biggs, Harry Spund, mus, Freeman Bros!, W, mus. A. G. Schmidt, Abraham Posin, William Hannon, F. B. McGivern, William . Oliff, Willlam Hussey, Jacob B. Spund, Heflin Bros, Kraus & Son, F. P. Zuschnitt, J. T. Ertter, Charles E. Ebel and R. W. Thompson. rapidly being A very handy pocket L iPOLI'S To the Strains of PAUL WHITEMAN’S CAFE de PARIS, N. Y. - ORCHESTRA BALLROOM THE CITY CLUB THURS. NIGHT. 11 TILL 2 $2.78 (ine. tax). at 1306 G St., and THE CITY CLUB [ THE PHILADELPHIA ORCHESTRA LEOPOLD STOKOWSKI, Conductor GEORGES ENESCO, NEXT WEEK—FANNIE BRICE POPULAR MATINEE THURSDAY Lee Shubert presents Sessue Hayakawa (In Person) IN “TIGER LILY” COMING NEXT SUNDAY | The Theater Guild Success EVA LE GALLIENNE | JULIE in FRANZ MOLNAR'S | 7] (LN = uest Conductor | (The Roughneck) i|. National, Tues. Aft., 4:30 3 Mos. Boston, 1 Year New York, 3 Mes. Chicaso. | . Mail Orders Now—Seats Thars. T AveuE it The (L0806 51 Eves. 80c to £250, Fov. Thurs. dnd Sat. *’snuaz:r‘u :% e | JOHN K s tesr | CHARLES THOMAS MAT. THUR., $1.50 The Famous Daritone Mr. Leo Shubert Presents | BERTHA KALICH | National, Friday, 4:30 ;fckl(l, $2.50, $2.00, $1.50 and $1.00 In a New Play Arthur Smith, Inc. 1308 G St. JTTA'S ATONEMENT || \bw YORK i SYMPHONY By George Bernard Shaw | ORCHESTRA | ‘ Albert Coates NEXT MONDAY—Seats Thursday A MARGARET ]\ ’I'HF SE. St. Patrick’s Pla)ers PRESENT “YOU.TAKE IT” Carroll HnH 1oth and G Sts. 3 WED., JAN. 10 LlNCO N ! i The World's Greatest Colored Tenor ROLAND W. HAYES | Only Washington Appearance After IN SONG AL i Guest Conductor Frieda Hempel Soloixt IN AN ARIA AND A GROUP OF SONGS National Theater, Tuesday afternoon, 4:30, J 16th. Tickets, $2.50, $2.00, §! T. Arthur Smith, Inc., 1306 G WOMAN WHO ARE THE FASCISTI? A Tecture by DR, BRUNO ROSELLI Author and Lectorer, Head_of ‘the Department Literhture, Vascar ( Ausplces, Washington Soci haditortum, Contral High Schol Jaauary 1, 1625, 8:15 o'clock. dmission, 50 Cents U St. at 12th §1, on sale at Box Office RECITAL BY GERALD MAAS, Cellist Auspices, Washington Society of Fine Arts Auditorium, Central High School January 8. 1923, 8:15 o'clock Admission, 50 Cents Continuous 6 to 11:30 p.m. TODAY, MON., TUES., WED. Estelle Jaylor—Lewis Stone F STREE new production of that ‘TESS OF THE STORM COUNTRY’ DOUGLAS FAIRBANKS WIIl be presented in Washington’s first glimpse of the most magnificent, mighty production of Fair- banks’ whole career—a veritable epic of the screen! o “ROBIN COLUMBIA o SECOND GREAT WEEK. MARY PICKFORD Has rarely ever given the silversheet a picture of such wistful tenderness, enthralling dramatic power and captivating sweetness as her entirely- T AT 12th triumph of her career! HOOD” ‘TR Special Film Features AMERICAN 7 3¢ wod 1. 1. Ax STEAD.” With 1 1A ITZI RIDGWAY, T ROY BARNES and_othe LIBERTY Norih Capitol and P Sta, MAN WHO SAW THOMAS 911 H_Street N CULLEN EMPIRE TETT to sing at_ail IIAROLD LLOYD, performances in EVE CRANDALL’S APoLLo THEATER 624 H St. N. MATINEE s, TODAY RODOLIH VALEAT RATAIL Y SoUTil rt Organis 8'and oo Overture, Stanley W.' 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Bandages, very special eeees.d2e ot il e B st L ey We Deliver Anywhere in the District of Columbia ‘Ninth Bet. D & B 11 A. M. TO 11 P. M. COMPELLING! JAMES Helene Chadwick, Richard Dix and a Notewortly Company in the Yea Tnique Production THE SIN FLOOD LLOYD HAMILTON A Hit as “The Edncator” NEW PIPE ORGAN DISTINGUISHED MUSIC I (e mereasmmmens Fmcves ver wemmen (NI SHUBERT-BELASCO DIRECTION MESSRS. LEE & J. J. SHUBERT DAILY AT 2:15 AND 8:15 P. M. 11 A. M. TO 11 P. M. IRRESISTIBLE! JACKIE COOGAN Supported by a Magnificent Cast Chas. Dickens’ Classic OLIVER TWIST PROLOGUE AT 3:30, 7:30 and 9:30 P. M. Overture “Britannicus” (New) ADDED FEATURES T A e [T ilIMIIllllII||III|!lIIIl|IIlllIlIllI|MI|II|IIIIII|IIHII|II!Illlllllllllll I £ Mirth, Melody, Dancing and Girls in a Great Shubert Vaudeville Bill WHIPPLE & HUSTON In the “MIDNITE REVELS” With GEORGE MAYO ; PURCELLA and RAMSEY, THE THREE CHUMS, CLAIRE DEVINE and a Select Beauty Chorus Mate, 25es0e BISCLENIN e e 0t ON THE HIGH SEAS Orchestra Subsidiaries S 1349 Wisconsin Av. DUMBARTON ALL-STAR “GARMENT OF TRUTE lo\lul{l(l)\vv MAN TUNCONQUERABLE." ([ THE PRESIDENT Pa. Ave, at 11th St—M. W TONIGHT AT 8:30 | MATINEE WED. AT 2:30 P. M. “DANCING. { | WEDNESDAY EVENINGS. ing. New danc MILLER'S, ave. Franklin 3587. CLASS DAN( 1226 Conn Walter Damrosch Condnetor, New York Srmphony Orchestra, ‘Will Give a Series of Three Explanatory Recitals on the Nibelungen Trilogy Rhinegold, Jan. 17, 1923 Valkyrie, Feb. 13, 1923 Siegfried, Mar. 26, 1923 Auditorium, Central High School Evenings, 8:30 P.M. Auspices ‘Washington Soclety of Fine Arts All Seats Reserved. Tickets, $1.00, 75 Cents and 50 Cents Each, T, Arthur Smith, Inc,, 1305 G Street N.W. The Washington Society of the Fine Arts Announces a Series of Three Chamber Music Concerts by the FLONZALEY QUARTET Auditorium, Central High School January 22d; February 12th; March 12th Evenings, 8:30 o'clock Single Tickets, $1.'75 Cents and 50 Oents For Sale at T. Arthur Smith, Inc., 1308 G Street N.W. Miss Chappelear PRIVATE LESSONS BY APPOINTMENT. 1715 Connecticut Avenue. _ Phoze North 519: PROF. AND MRS. ACHER'S STUDIO, 11 10th st. n.w. Class Monday and Fridey, 8 t» 11 pam. Private lessons by appointment Phone Franklin 8567. Established 1900. 9% MR STAFFORD PEMBERTON Former N.¥.Winter Garden Star and Partaer > Mae Murray, Maud Allan, Gertrude Hoffmann and Others, Also of the Russian Ballet. Private and Class ’-.nonl To All Styles of Danci Ballet, Classio, Taterpretive, Ballroom and Children's Class (Thorough training in all Stage Dancing and Technique. This class meets weekly on stage of Belasco Theater.) tertainments Staged and Entertainers Furnished for all Occasions. Mr. Pemberton says_dancing_brings Health, Happiness, Beauty, Youth, Charm and Culture. le‘lflat Mailed Upon uest. , 1850 JOL. 2902. Class forming for ladies who want to darce for the exercise and the shcer jove of dsaclys. BILTMORE. “PAUL JONES” DANCE 8:30 TO 12 TONIGHT This advertisement presented at box offioe good: '————'——_'— ‘Thursds Evening Concert New York Symphony Orchestra - ALBERT COATES Guest Conductor. Central High School Auditorium January i5th, 1023; 8i30 P.M. All Seats Reserved Tickets, $1.2¢ for ‘one admission any night this week 3 e iy sl _New Steps in Dancing Private Lessons. Phone M. 6155 before 5 p.m. DAVISON'S 52 1329 M n.w. bt Teach you to dance correctly in a few Tosmsas strictly private. Any hour. Separate studios Class and class dance Sat. evenings. Instruc- tion, 8 to 9: dancing, © to 12, with orchestra. GLADYSE WILBUR, No. 6 Dupont circle, Dupout studio. Franklin 1435-W. Baliroom Dancing, Training. _Children’s Classes. Phona Stago lz'cm a trip downtown. ere’s one in your neighborhood— and it’s at your service. You can count on Star _Classified Ads bringing results. “Around the Corner” is a Star Branch Office Mr. Leroy H. Thayer, n Somicty ot he - Fise Arts 1145 Conn. ave. Main 2573, iogten | ’ Classtcal, _{nterpretive, pantomime, bal THELHOw TIEE e 2 N stage and ballroom dancing. Classes and privts — lessons: children and adults, Featuring Argen- ' 4> tango. Stadio available for private dancee Dancing Is 8 Necessits. Not a Luzury. CATHERINE BALLE, At 710 Oth at. n.w., Fr. 8300, Will teach you the Tatest dances i1 a fow priv. less. Results r. Less. At Ay time. Class Tues. and Fri £pec. rates to 1adies, Hra., 10 a.m. 0 10 p.u GLOVER'S, 618 20ud N.W.—PRIVATE LBS oous any time, T6c. Course, six lessons, . Guar. remits. ' Fine environment. W. 1129, We Are as Near You as Your Telephone Main 1085 Franklin 5077 TR Bicd of the ‘Washington's Great Truss, Elastic Holiery and Abdominal Supporter Supply House Get It At Gibson’s 917919 G St. N.W. Next Week: FOUR MARX BROS. in the “TWENTIETH CENTURY REVUE” Extra—Bxclusive Appearance = Washington Soclety Leader, Author and Playwright, MRS. CLARENCE CRITTENDEN CALHOUN e Auspices “Woman's Universal Alliarice,”” Seats on sale now, ! “CHUCKLES OF 1928” Next Wesk— BOWERY BURLESQUERS" Remember the Name “Robel‘ts” Telephone Main 1776