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nemisioe—10c Yd. |Friend Joe’ in Hard Row [PURKE STATUE TO BE UNVEILED HERE OCT. 12| [0t m ] [ Plaiting—Buttons and Buttenholes to Order enfeimeryr ¥HoP UNIQUE; PIGHTR ¢ B STREBTS Graduats McCormick Med! Collegs lasses Fitted DR.CLAUDE S.SEMONES ) Eves Examized foal BY W. H. CLAGETT. Eyesight Specialist Dear Folks:—On my way UpP the|ihen seemed blessed with good luck WWX-—Post Office Department (1,160 gith, an OrLy” [deetivabove the S * then, s les: itl luck! ! length d forty f h. 1756 M Street 409-410 McLachien Bldg.. Avenoo yesteday afternoon I skiddod | But, folks, as I pulled up at my door i : Metern) e sround. dy 3 = Next to C ; . Next to Conmnecticut Ave. 10th and G Sts. N Phone Main 721. head-on into an old pal 1 hadn’t seen since Mr. Wilson's second inaugura- tion, although we'd both been livin’ right here in town all durin’ that time! We stopped and claspod hands, | that is, I held the limp, clammy paw he let rest in mine, and we both said “hello!” “How they're comin’, Joe,” I asked as T noted his ruther seedy apparel, “Atmosphere” THE EVENING STAR, .WVASHI;\'GT(‘)Z\',\ D. C. WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 1922. Trying Comeback Via Ponies Dopey Dan Compares Happy School Days and Nuptials With the ‘Graveyard of Broken Hearts’ for Those Who Fail. when we both did business with the same handbook, and how Joe, even I thought once more of the poor stoop -shouldered, sunken - chested, wild-eyed, homeless Joe 1'd seen a little while before slip around the corner like some hunted thing, and as I stood on the stoop, drinkin’ in the fresh September alr, I couldn’t help feelin’ that If Charlle Hoyt was alive and had to write “A Texas Steer” today, instead of makin’ old Maverick Brander tell his constitu- ents from the Lone Star state that “Washington is a great blg grave- {yard of broken hearts—hearts of e e 2, Schedule of 3:45 to 4 p.m.—Cl markets. meters. | 5.960 meters. D iand grain. lections on the cal Wircless Entertainment. NAA—Naval Radio Station, Radio, Va. I James I 4 to 4:15 p.m.—Hay and feed mar- kets. 5 p.m.—Weather report. | 5:30 to 6 p.m.—Daily marketgram. { 10 p.m—Time signal; weather re- \port; ship orders; 2,650 meters, | 10:30 p.m.—Navai press news on 2,650 Except where noted, sending 18 | ,3:30 p.m.—Report on fruits and veg- —Report on dalry products 7:30 p.m.—Live stock and grain re- WEAS—The Hecht Co. (360 Meters). 3 to 4 p.m.—Retail reports and se- phonograph P ————— CRYSTAL SET PICK-UP. Keller Listens In on ‘Widely Separated Cities. Stations KDKA of the Westinghouse Electric Company at Pittsburgh ané WGY of the General Electric Com- pany at Schenectady, N. Y., were re- ported picked up by James I Keller of 624 Quincy street on a crystal re ceiving set. Mr. Keller's set, which Cw,_|he made himself, has a variable and \ (fixed condenser. The antenna consists of two wires each forty-two feet in osing live stock | I pay. what you get here. Mr. Keller said he heard KDKA very | plainly last Thursday night, and pick- ed up WGY Saturday night. e S - TAKES OVER PAPERS. It’s not so much what you pay as what you get for what you The best for the moncy is Lanshurgh | | Decorating Company| Julius Lansburgh Late Lord Northcliffe’s Brother Ac- quires Interest. LONDON, September 27.—Viscount Rothermere/ brother of the late V! icount NortHeliffe. has acquired V and Training Paychology and Metaphyales Leading to College De- zree of Doctor of Psy- chology (P School D.). The atmosphere that the deep furrows that had plowed | ¥ard of broken hear o hanse player-piano. ection for tuning-in. g in Cle suggests qualit; is their way into his once chiseled face, | the last line to read, “hearts of those g - .| count Northcliffe's interest in the under di evidunt i fl‘\'ervy art the little puffs under his eyes, and the | trying to beat the races! s —“Virginia Blues,” by |Daily Mail, and its associated papers Collge of - Divias 'V P vellowstinted r-night-dry he wore | 1 thank you, DOPEY 3 T " golo by Frank |inCluding the Evening News and the hysics, Inc.. Write ¥ | Weekly Disatch, He is now the of this studio. Tt finds its highest development in our finished portraits, which riced as around his ekt . a ll‘&’hcfi:;'{‘ .KS“Z.:\TS.‘T:‘T-? »?ifi:a‘ééi‘é BLAMES WRONG THINKING uly, a fair August and a ruther e—l FOR CHRONIC DISEASE principal proprietor of these papers. Déedle, Deedle Dum.” by Orchestra. .m.—Plano solo by Leo Colvin 35 p.m.—Address by Representa { tive Eugene Black of Texas on “Lib- | Law—the Strength of | cent September up until they cut loose Havy de Grace! Say, Bo, they oughta outlaw that merry-go-round! You playin’ ‘em now?” To the Trade Repairs for All Rev. A. J. Graham, C. S. B., De- are e Qs “Not Joex™ I replied with a itten on the Keyes,”" | as $20.00 the laugh in my “I'm through| clares Mental Attitude Often | by Haverty's Grchestra. G I . . with the ponies fc . 8ix years m. —Sopranc solo by M b H & Co k ago this | | Cause of Lingering Illness. Ailsen Gavier, "m-‘:-u;man.m by Mrs. | eal 0 'ng “Nellie died zo this comin’ B Leonard Gawler. oaelis Hisd ' Your wge WIY oM | " course of a lecture dalivered ST ety ) Apparatus- 3y ~ his hrow. ] - in the Masonic Temple Auditorium Wk i ST o m. » . » o S Q . 1 . . > & e e e E ae Daupay | Graham, CeS:iBo under (he Antyices 4:20 to 6:30 p.m.—Base ball scores;|| ous repairs, including all < " ~ too. Eollowed cloge on of Third Church of Christ, Scientist, music -l firing Is 5 ‘el her mothe: and again the = % R Iring tools necessary. D,‘j i the speaker devoted considerable SN el i TR (a6 LAV see here. time to the question of chronic dis- » X i R d l h & w Meters) u op est 0. 6:30 to 7:30 p.m.—Late news items in | code, I,\'or—r. S. Naval Alr Station. coxtia, D. C. (412 Meters). 7:45 p.m.—Public health service semi- weekly bulletin. WIAY—Woodward & Lothrop (380 N Meters). p.m.—Phonograph and piano ense. “It is the universal teaching of materia medica,” he declared, “and very largely of mankind, that on ac- count of the past, that is, the lapse reckon the old blister's hump musta | of time, certain aiseases gain a power hurs, for the best he could do was|almost impossible to overcome. It is to waddle home sixth! 1 just heard, ' said that a sickness which has been however, that the same Deople are: Portraits of Quality 1220 Connecticut Avenue *hone Miin 1400 well be on the level with you! Last week I cleaned up handsome on a certain gee-gee at Aqueduxt, and, getting some swell information ves- terday, T planted the whole works on a ‘camel’ at Havy de Grace, but I 1332 New York Ave. NW. P |It Takes a L [Lifetime to Ana- L in evidence for a long time has gained 5 to 4 . gonna send him right back today, so | sufficient power to make disease Bles tartiing it ‘vowll stake me to a couple of|chronic, Now the word “chronic” : £ l U B ,ld S ‘chirries’ until Saturday I'll appreci- | comes from the Greek word chronos. ul = WJIH—White & Boyer Co. (360 Me- Therefore, 2 chronic ters). favor and return the ‘touch’ meaning time. —such an enviable repu- disease is a time disease,’ thai fs, a v ! “Here you be, buddie, but don't let | gisease which has lasted long time. 10 4:30 p.m.—Summer-time recipe tation as_that enjoved éxt Saturday drive you insane!” 1|In many a lonely home and in many PLUMB- s he grabbed and Deat it public institutions today there are muititudes of men and women suffer- ing from baliefs of chronic troubles. In most cases, these troubles have chirped, with a grin h wo “doughnuts’ Stromberg-C; rison No. 2A Radio Head Sets assured single job ever not friend of Americnn coloniex. leaves n Bristol. England, the work Bronze statue of Edmund Burke, M. An exact duplicate of thix statue, which | ANSCO New Model | CAl vor old Joe! T muttered to my- M B I N G 1 kept on my way and tried to for-| their most intimate and sympathetic Hand Microphones self as 1 watched his cringin’ form | been brought upon them by the|of Howard Thomas. Is to be unveiled in the (riangle reservatl No. 6y Universal Pligs our hands in a state that slink around the corner heli-bent to | wrong thinking of the members of Massachusetty avenue northwenst, October 12 No. 147 Radio Jacks would 2 air our weil ter lhu”'m!rr{owe(l money down on | their own_ families, by the bal}:of ug - No. 148 Ra Jacks won up:g; jon “ou > swell information’” edity, by v « : i \ i ation heredity, by the wrong thoughts o | back sprained. He was taken to Pedestal, Panel and must be satisfi TRAIN HITS AUTO. get the old friend I'd jlise left, but | friends, and by honest, but ignorant, we are. | couldn’t! T thought of the time. only | medical ~practitioners whose wrong g Sold and fully gusranteed by f a vears back, when we set side | thinking was making disease bellefs. | J. Walter Branzell, thirty MAURICE J. COLBERT ¥ side at the sime deskc in school, |~ “Another way in which the seeds of | a4, member of ~o. 7 engine company, [hix compan onn J. denwald ing—Plumbing—Tinni it °¥?m§"““r"»‘"“.’£.’ ”qu!:'m lm.:m chronic dlseushe urehplan(:l? snl human injured lust night about |his way to hi = e ed Heating—Plumbing—Tinning | was, v el nd_ manly he thought is through public lectures Baltimore and Ohlo | Md.. when the . Factery Distriby Phone Main iried himself, and how,all of us, & about diseases. ln some places these S lie aatomobiie an. tha .{uunm:n".»“ magea. 11| Franklin 6903 1209 HN.W. 621 Street 3016-3017 Icludin' the teacher. used to predixt|lectures are given before school chil- |was d that the in- i ¢ would be President, or somethin’ | dren, and charts are displayed show- s acover I LT that! And I thought of the day Joe grad- juated first in his class, and of the | time, soon after, he went to work at { the bank, and remembered how proud | ! his 0ld dad was when the head of the itution told him as how Joe was icvelopin’' fast and would soon be | promoted! ing so-called diseased organs of the body. Also tabulated statements of the symptoms of various diseases are supplied. By this means it is taught that any child, by noting the so- : lied symptoms, can determine at once the nature of the disease by which he is threatened. Fear will H always be looking for the symptoms. | Then the Happy Wedding. This 1s no imagination. Multitudes of INCORPORATE D T..NW. - cases of sore, chronic beliefs have ~ TH g , And then 1 thought of the day., alpe . inguced through this method. 1316™1324 7 Pennsylvania Seventh jcouple o years later. when pretty| «jesus refused to recognize any dis- Nel the sweetest girl in all| ease as incurable.” | Avenue Street i the old Joe bov “for or for worse.” and how the sun had shined on their weddin’, which made all the neighbors laugh and al- low they'd be happy' But then I thought of another day. ‘when I first ran across Joe at the ace track, of how enthusiastic and serious he was, how dapper he looked and how foolish 1 felt when h In the Nick of Time! A Sale of 300 Fine All-Wool Slip-Over Sweaters Were indow McDEVITT Furniture Values of exceptional interest ait your attention, here Jt r_in- Thon= OVERSTUFFED cashed five out of six races while 1 stood by like a dumb bell and tore lalzll‘l; up my tickets! . And then of the followin' winter, . When the lot is sold the value can never be duplicated. They Make a Picture 135 by 22 M. A. Leese Optical Co. N.W. Made to Sell Up to $3.98 at There arc six different numbers in solid colors and fancy com- binations. Made with round neck, long or short sleeves; patent leather or yarn belt: all sizes and every conceivable color, and some with fringed bottoms and sleéves. Recal, genuine bargains and some worth as high as $398. Your choice, $149. $1Flannelette ) SALE!—100 ALL-WOOL SERGE Gowns, 79¢ Dresses ARIEAES $5-95 Fleecy, Outing Gowns. { New Fall 100 All-wool Serge Dresses for brald - trimmed Models women and misses, all nes models. Navy and brown, just a few black. Made with vestee of crepe de chine, pretty black and gold braid, rosettes of taffeta rib- bon, while others are plain ta lor made. Sizes to 44. Special at $595. Taffeta Dresses, $4.95 Girls* Taffeta 8ilk Dresses, in navy or brown—pretty lace trim with wide plaid ribbon sash. ~Sizes to 14. Values to $8. Display! Both Stores—o14 9th and 712 lith St JUST GNE MOMENT, FOLKS! What are you paying : ‘ef* for your den- e tal work? ¥ fs just as tar 03 130 What dictating did for you .~ Men’s 2-Pants Suits | of exceptional value for | 9 With woolens advantageously owned—we laid down some very specific requirements in the details i of designing and making—and these Suits are the ‘ result. before j ) during the wa perfect. Al size: $2 Double-Bed Spreads, $1.39 Heavy Grade chet Bpread, asso: Murselles ' patterns; hemmed end $2 Plaid Blankets, $1.39 Double - bed sire, fancy block patter weight. Eaclh ket, $1.39. a Teet: will not sp u ts of teets. $§ up s and Bridge Wor $3 84 and $5 per tooth. 1 Fillings, 502 o $1 ws. tn gold. siver emalcam or porcelnin. No charge for vainless extraction whem other work 1s done Examination and ad e wlware free Al arantoec G 8 am TABATS 108 pm ittsd Cro- rted ‘“ JHEN ygu try oin your first pair of Florsheim Sf:es youwill be impressed with their fine fit— their good looking style. After months of hard wear youwill be fully satisfied with their faithful service —their surprisingly low cost. wrx ul fl R WYETH 42.-29 Seventh Street N. W. Opposits Lansburgh & Bre.. and ever Grand ea Co. L most therou Union Te hy equipned ca-lors in Washinaton. Ph. M. 70 Large Electrically Cooled Offices— Terms of Payment to Suit. Sturdy Wearing Fabrics in Boys’ 2-Pants Suits Pongee, 59¢ Worth to §10.00 A wonderful assortment of blue, brown, Tastrous silks and ixed ponge ay and green mixtures made from Ll ALl col- | gerviceable fabrics and well tailored, and each suit has 2 pairs of ‘lined pants. Sizes 8 to 17. I $1 Boys’ Caps, 69¢c l Women’s New Black Satin Pumps $9.89 An entirely New One and Two Strap Pump, made of a very Instrous satin. with neat, medium round toe. and & selection of fiapper. baby Louis-and Jr. Louis heels. A fuil range of sizes wifl Insure you being fitted perfectly. Models like these are not ordi- pary §2.80 models, but are the styles seen usually at $3.95 and $4.95. We advise you to come early while selections are best. ‘Women’s Comfort House Oxfords. Made with turned soles and rubber SI 69 heels. Sizes 4 10 8....cccaeiiineen.... o 25¢ High-Count Percales, 18¢c shirting tern: and Fine o, drees D colors; Most unusual values, we assure you—fand at the price altogether eclipsing any offering of the Econ- omy Floor up to date. 75¢ Silk Tweeds and Cheviots—modeled for the Youn Men—on smart and snappy lines—including Sports designs—and also the more conservative effects in Worsteds and Cheviots for men of conservative taste. Good Fall patterns, in ehecks and meat platds; fast colors. 59c Table. Damask, 45¢ Fine bleached. per- manent _mercerized aching, Your size is among tilem—and your expectations will be far exceeded. Cor. 7th and K 414 9¢h St. 1914-16 Pa. Ave. 9233 Pa. Ave. S.E. - sweaty feet take o mew lite tres paia sad “City Club Shop” 1318 G St. finigh; 38 inches wide. Cut from piece. Red Bo:der Tow