Evening Star Newspaper, May 26, 1921, Page 36

§ % THE EVENING STAR, WASHTNXGTON, D. C. THURSDAY, MAY 26, 1921 tm:——— = — = EFU'I‘[S BR”’IBISM "‘] False Teeth ‘] KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES--The Man Was Very Steady. ——By POP MOMAND. i i f (e oS WELL, \UHAT T \/ANT 7 T _F [r MAT Guw na My new false teeth are now in SE,%,TDR::;T%% :g;gf;s HE | W TOAKQ‘ELV = \M\JS :E g\—TESflS;E c '\\« BEEN AN»U:’E»\&:[Q place, and they fill out the sunk- ~\ WORKED FOR YOU [\Jou ~oT ? TEADY CHAP P Your 11 A —LAST 3 DAYS—11 P.M. A PEPPY, BREEZY COMEDY-DRAMA LOTS OF FUN! vt Presonts BEE DANIELS { HED HAVE BEEN en face that lately I have worn; L"“”@NLLSS‘ as substitutes they’re a success, il and yet I wearily confess that man was made to mourn. There is no perfect bliss below ; behind cach joy there is a woe, behind each smile a tear; my teeth are always lost, by jing, and I will have to get a string and tie them to my ear. I take them from their dread abode while I com- " OF SLACKER LISTS . tCommunication With Sus- pects Would Have Warned Evaders, Says Harris. With the approval of Secretary Weeks, Adjt. Gen. Harris has issued a statement in refutation of the criti- HonoR! ’ Re. cisms to which the War Department has been subjected “for not having undertaken to communicate with each pose a stirring ode, to gain the poet’s wreath; and then the din- rer horn is blown, and I exclaim, with throbbing moan, “Where are those dad-blamed teeth?” An absent-minded gent I am; I man charged with desertion from the draft, or with his relatives or friends, either by letter or personally through a representative. before publishing somehow I could plug away when all these things were gone astray, and many more beside; I'd get me other pins and pups and fountain pens and mustache trary, having thus been warned. uul aided by his relatives and frien would take steps to conceal himaelt as effectively as possible. Moreover, it could not properly be held thati mere failure to respond would con- stitute an admission of guilt and thus his name in one of the lists.” ; L - 7 - , - sk e e e atn ey can t emember Worth ja Tyam AMUSEMENTS. AMUSEMENTS. ! AMUSEMENTS. | ] AMUSEMENTS. o \INVEEKS the draft,” says Gen. Harris, “the only | 11§ gs 1 s _recall; I'm [/ G : : = = m” E e T\M T e e Tona| o vays losing fountain pens, and = T ;:l.'lelllmllivmn I 1l|l|||l|ll|||ll||llllfl|!. WITH PAY the more difficult. No actual deserter | PINS and pups and setting hens, e A would make response to any commu- | my watch and tennis ball. But! _z'}- C l ——CRANDALL’S Dady! Perforan- Orchestra Auxiliaries nication of that nature. On the con- “Washington’s Atlantic City" NEXT WEEK Opc'\s forthe 1 :, ustify the publication of the man's|cups, and I he lost s ) Pamel for it would be by no means l'g B“ 1 G = fiones F Strcet at Tenth certain that the dopage:\lcm'ls cnrrp\\- i‘;’ e. u [put Iu[l) somle erce - Tunication - ever Teached the ad-|harangues when I have lost my Greases. £ Y g8 LAST THREE DAYS -9 Many Addresses Changed. priceless fangs, all shining, white . It is known that a large percentage | and new; until they’re found I el e THE VENUS DE SMILO IN A BREESY CAMERA STORY gr registrants r;uvedchf:nsvd their ad- [ cannot eat the large and luscious = o o i e resses since the draft records were|: o S Sat e LUAT STAR ; LAUGIS ERE ALL Sreevea it Washington more than|joint of meat, or anything but S urc.ay Thay 28 9 1wo years ago. lTh. nflflfl to the s stew. Alas, there is no perfect 2:30 P.IA. THE OTHEES HAVE STOPPED ernment of sending officers or enlist- g f . s ed men to investigate all those cases s in such a tinhorn world as Sunday, May 29, Would total hundreds of thousands of | tiiis, on such a misfit sphere ; my 6:08 AM Except possibly in large cities s of draft boards are in a po- =aitios to get accurate information rel- ative to the service of the registrants of their respective districts, and the War Department still adheres to its Delief that the only feasible way of{ getting reliable information about r puted draft deserters, after exh: ing the records themselves, la calling upon the local draft boards, governors and state adjutant generals ding-donged teeth are lost again, and when they're found I'll get a chain and chain them to my ear. WALT MASON. (Copsright by George Matthew Adams.) Monday, May 30 (Decoratica Day), 9:¢ AR Fare (Including War Tax), Salt Water Bathing, Fishinz, Crabbing, Dancing and A1l Ay ZE DANCING— ONSTANCE TALMADGE FLOEA Round Trip (Good for Sezson), §2.20 HIR GREATEST Order May 30 Flowers Now of Skaffer 900 14th. 2416 or Frank. 23| Averbament. for assistance. SUPPORTED BY KENNETH HARLAN, DR ric TRITNIH Check Mad Lists. 4 It should!;e %3 ";n;f:"d'l;a,‘ checks PAY DAYS WILL DIFFER FINCH, GEORGE FAWCETT AND AN EN- ”THE SI‘ARAB R[AG 4 e e AT END OF THIS MONTH SEMBLE OF RARE CAPABILITY IN A SCIN- 7 ) eliminated the names of all men who ——— TILLANT PICTURICATION OF DOUGLAS MUR- served in the United States Army, Navy or Marine Corps, except in those cases wherein either the spelling of the man's name or his home address as shown by the draft records, dis- agrees with that shown in his record of service. As to service in the forces of the allies, this is not shown, except in very few cases. in the records of either the War Department or the Navy Department; and hence, with out the assistance of the men them- selves or that of their relatives or friends, the evidence needed to justify the removal of names on account of suclf service would be unobtainable.” Employes of Some of Government “PERKINS,” Offices to Get Money May 28 and Others on 31st. SUCCES COMEDY, RAYS FUL The Most Ornate Open-air The- ater in America. CRANDALL’S SAVOY GARDEH Orchestral Concert at 7:30 First Picture Begins 8:00 An Al Freseo of Unique Distinction. CRANDALL'S APOLLO GRABEH Orclestral Corecert at 7:2 First Picture Begins 8x Theater Amusement Place RECHRISTENED LESSONS IN LOVE He needed those Lessons in Love, did the simple DOUBLE FE FEATURE BILL Presented 1nder Auspices of Woman's Weltere Leugue A ROMARCE OF WASHINGTOR “The Past” Photoplay Al Local Cast and Scemes and THE HEART OF NMARYLAND Vitagranh Ssecial Featuring Employes of some of the govern- ment offices in this city Will receive the balance of their May salaries next Saturday, the 28th, while the em- ployes of other departments will not receive their pay until next Tuesday, the 31st. All_efforts to have uniformity of action seem to have failed, just as |they did in making the May mid- imonth payment, some of the disburs- ing officers having paid off on the 14th and others not doing 5o until the 16th. Flowers for Commencement Home-grown specimen blooms from Guie, 1214 F.—Advertisemenc cowbey, who found he had to marry a freak or be Department several years ago, fixing the dates of payment as the 15th and 31st of each month, and on the days following when the' regular pay days fall on Sunday or a holiday. T TEACHERS TO ORGANIZE. Mecetings to Be Held June 6 to Form Education Association. Complete organization of the Edu- cation Association of the District of The departments in which payments sas i ‘ i G " COMMITTEE TO DECIDE |, iy 2amente in whcn paymaens me Bl in Theater some B in R I U CATHERINE CALVERY merce, Labor, Navy and Agriculture. s 5 S Glaoline ! i Or:hem»a 5ubndmnu NUMBER OF IMMIGRANTS |The disbursing officer of the Depart = - = 4 3 . e A ment of Justice has asked the Attor. 4 (L * e ney General as to his authority to y e e R B ahen b pay the employes -next Saturday. And he was a fast lrarner. But when Frieud Men Chosen From Three Depart-|Disbursing officers of the Treas- Cupid swng the lasso at last—well, you ought to ments to Carry Out Provisions |0y [ andy W ar et a1t - - : = - 1 RN sco wEhEl ias dragedl e Fowll vevell i o E B. ‘F KEITH,S,;:: o is understood that a similar course x 9 ~ % g i ¢ - of New Dillingham Law. will be followed in all the depart- cormivation DaLy S s Sun 32 Hol'y B ments not already named. ' i Personnel of a committee to fix the| MRS BOF WTEAGY DAL | ge i number of immigrants to be permitted | under an order issued by the Treasury —— CRANDALL'S i SPEED PEP PUNCH to land in the United tates from each country under the Dillingham law just enacted, has been named by Secre- taries Hughes, Hoover and Davis. It consists of two representatives of each department. The committee congists of H. A MacBride, ¢ of the vise sectior and Maj. Lawrence Martin, division of western European affairs of the De- partment of State; Wiliiam C. Hunt, chief statistician for papulation. and Dr. Joseph A. Hill, chief statistician for review and results of the Depart- ment of Commerce; Ethelbert Stew- KNICKERBOCKER 1Sth and Col. Rd A FRIT NATIONSL ar-nu«-xm{ -r‘-h COMPLEMENTS OF THE FEATL’RE \ILLL COMEDY—“TCONERVILLI OZEM FRIENDS” WS TOPICS OF THE DAY OVERTURE MET ROPOLITAN CONCERT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA—AMEDEQ VIONI, Conductor . McCloud & Normas. Page, Hack Burns Brothers and othor fea- Today, Beginning xt 6 DOUGLAS .MacLEAN In a Thos. H. Ince Hit A NEW | “ LOEW’S 0 LUMBIR HEATERS art, commissioner of labor statistics, [ Columbla, which has been in the Enjoy the Iluxury of 66, h' k 2 NNING SLADAY and W. W. Husband, commissioner|process of formation for several; 1 J of Hot \\'atg,r all 1cKens 2 general of immigration of the Depart- | months, will be effected at mass meet- plenty o o LOEW’S ADDED COMEDY “CROWNING TORCHY™ T ment of Labor. Representatives of the State Depart- ment will concern themselves with the geographical boundaries under Summer—at little expense. Our Prices on Heaters are attractively Low. GAS RANGES The Highest Type of Gas Ranges made—at prices that are unusually low. Maurice J. Colbert 621 F St. Main 3016-3017 ings of school officials, teachers and other persons interested in educa- June 6. One ion will be in the auditori of Central High School at 4 p.m. and the other at Dunbar at the same time. Dr. Ballou believes that all the of- ficers and teachers in the Wasking- ton school system, in addition to many other local educators, will join the association, which will be aftil- iated with the National Education Association. If the membership in the organization includes most of the teachers_and officers in the school system. it is planned to have the body take over and finance the Teachers® Institute, in order that the $1 mem- bership fee may take the place of the $1 contribution for the institution. the new European political divisions, the Labor Department representatives will deal directly with the matter of immigration, while the representa-| tiv of the Commerce Department. under which the census bureau i placed, will have to do with matte pertaining to the allotment of immi- xration based on the 3 per cent limit under the 1910 census The committee must, under the law, credit to countries to which territory has been added since 1310 a propo: tionate number of immigrants, ducting the same number from the countries which have lost the terri- tory. ‘PaiacE|!Special F ilm Features 1630 am—11 NEW THEATER ; Continuou: I AT TRUST YOUE TS LAST THREE DAYS REVERE THEATER Paramount Presents SPECIAL CasT, LIBERTY oty OLYMPIC 131U ST, N.W. YOME =0 ¢ ;(re'(. NE. Return En. CRANDALL'S [METROPOLITAN| F at 10th & NEXT WEEK 3% MIL THOMAS MEIGHAN “THE FASY ROAD" ' _ Beginning Sunday l 1 Dhavs “TOON CRANDALL'S TKNICKERBOURER I1Sth S¢. at Col. R NORMA TAL.’“A[)(]E i Sessue Hayakawa In “Black Rosex™ | ford combined in onc man Qe who stood the LOEW’'S | financial world on its head. oLUMB Continuous 10:30 A. M.—11 P LAST THREE DAYS DECEPTION SAVOY THEATE 14th and Col Ron~) C ANDALL’S 9th at D St. und best production, “NOBODY’S KID” AL Continnans From 5 FIRST ONAL APPEARANCE R presents. Aperica's The world's areatcst “rra'l;l;’/r,dn:; Of the Noted Sereen Sar. greate;t_ dctory n.;:;::r“lac;le and folly behin MISS MAE MARbH vy Gatn all performances this w 2 S —Bags and Tar Paper 7 000 I" cAs‘l‘ o A Ahe alowing ot Sheec) EXCURSIONS. CRAN[M.L' ShArEr iy DATLS ) LIONEL —Ready with a big_stoeks Buy now before the moths get bu: The Washmgton Baltimore | i { i | TR R T OB BTV ST AT AT AT AT A R AV E. 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