Evening Star Newspaper, April 1, 1921, Page 43

THE EVENING STAR, WASHINGTON, D. C. |KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES—Pa Saw a Light. BY GoLLY! \T'S GONE OLL RIGHT! NOT & SiGN ofF IT! FRIDAY, APRIL 1, 1921, = s “PUT HEART IN SERVICE” —By POP MOMAND. SUBJECT IN PRIZE OFFER |*—— . Red Noses HUH! ITS DAWGONE FUNNY! I KNOMW T WAS THERE, T WONDER ‘“YHO COPPED IT? ]ohn Barle\cnm is planted, the law has put him out; no Cash Awards of $1,500 to Be Made tanglefoot is granted to any for Best Suggestions Intended | thirsty scout; no barkeep hands to Assist U. S. Personnel. the bitters, the bourbon or the Cash prizes aggregating $1.500 will | 3¢ to any human critters, as be given to government - employes |droughty months go by. But, oh, who offer the best plahs for putting e crim! f Into effect President Hardings slo- | the crim$on noses I see upon the street—as red as any roses ®an, “Put heart into the civil serv- see that make the summer sweet!| \Where do they get their tinting, WANNA DIE - WANNA DIE!! WHERE |8 YO SAWT PETER P “The Federal Employe.,” magazine ©of the National Federation of Fed- In Brewster’s Millions eral Employes. is perfecting plans | p <p o e for the contest, and il announce | their bright autumnal hue, since Bexinning Sundns— thr?‘w. shortly. 1 5 - vintners are not v nmng and BERT I YTE[ “We are going to make good our % 2 = == promise to liely the President an-;”}:"c“"‘ do not t “(’\f“ The I’fl'l“ —iIN— the department heads to the best of [ keeps are not flinging the < - 2 e our abllity." the announcement of the { *v P A€ e A Message from Mars contest stated. glasses as of yore: the doors = 'he executive counell of the fed- eration recently called upon thef. 5 b President. and assured him of* the | inward now no more ; John Bar- desire of organized federal workers!leycorn is busted, his graft i 10 co-operate in reorganization of the R departments, reclassification and oth- |pfl<t and gone, the old brass rail | er measures looking toward the bet- | j5 rysted. there is no demijohn that once were swinging swing PRESIDENT DETAILS OFFICERS fermention s eonvics But, oh, the crimson noses that | Jirection of the Fresident e AMUSEMENTS through the ether plow! The |accaled in the adju Clean Up and Paint Up! SAVE THE SURFACE AND YOU SAVE ALL Rachmaninoff Recital. Sergei Rachmaninoff, distinguished pianist and composer, gave a recital yesterday afternoon in the National Theater, before an appreciative au- dience, which made up in enthusiasm what it dacked in numbers. The program opened with the Bach “Chaconne,” arranged by Busoni. fol- ldWed by Mozarts' sonata number 9 and Schumann’s “Papillons.” whnh afforded marked contrasts. The first movement of the sonata was pla with exquisite shading and Mr. Rac maninoff's characteristic crisp tec! nic, and singing tone of rare heaut The second and third movement played without pause between. were equally beautiful. each in a distinc- tive way. s a_composi- tion of great b sphere of real and the same beauty of tone and chord. were again predominant. The enthusiasm of the audience brought the composer back at the end of this number. when he plaved the” E flat Valse” of Chop- in, giving it fresh beauties by his original interpretation. The Chopin numbers, a Nocturne. a YValse and a Polonaise, were all un- hackneyed on the concert stage and probably unknown to scores of people in the audience. Mr. Rachmaninoff's Chopin is a less “love-sick” Chopin than is generally heard. - He plays these works in a healthy, fresh man- zer, the only criticism being that his crisp tome in the pianissimo pas- sages sometimes grows metallic and a bit hard in the forte passages. The - Debussy suite. “Children’s Corner.” was vividly descriptive, the artist giv. ing charming atmo&pheric effect particularly in “The Litile Shepherd.” The two Preludes, G major and B flat “composi- major, the pianist's tions, o n Washington. The first is exquisite- 1y dainty. melodious.and graceful. and the second, strong. brilliant and col- orful. The latter will go down in mu- sical literature as one of the great works for pianists. It abounds in as- tounding arpeggios_chords and scales which Rachmaninoff dashed off witn ease and skill, producing thrilling ef- fects. Being enthusiastically recalled he gave another of his delightful compositiens: a new polka ndt heard here before, which is of striking beau- ty and charm. but a bit reminiscent. Not yet satisfled. the audience re- ealled him ag#in and hé played charm- ingly an nn;rkntyed “Song Without ‘Words.” delssohn: Mr. Rachmaninof's playing is of pronounced beauty in the tone, the 1impid scales and the exquisite tech- nic and astounding tempos being es- pecially noticeable in Debussy’s “Di Gradus ad um”-and the “Goll GOWN SHOP 717 11th St. N.W. —Smart styles in Taffeta and Shantung Crepe. pecial— - $22.50 Diamords Left on Sale l<carat blue white solitaire diamond ring, PO -cozonosvmns 3%-carat blue whita solitaire giamond ring. diamond ring, platinum setting (lady paid Ci”). 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CATCHY MUSIC King Arthur Club Boys 5 Dupent Circle, Studio vm.-in,Gir]s King Ar:Wur Orchestra, F' Mother tioose Part Riory T PONSELLE Dramatic Soprano Metrepoli Poli's Theater, Friday, Anl'll 8, ato %' Seats on sale’at Mrs. Gi reau, in Droops, ind APITO Theater Beautiful Penna. Ave. at 11th “HURLY BURLY” WITH JIM BENNETT SUNDAY_(Welcome) PAT WHITE “CHAMBER MUSIC CONCERT | National String Quartet Knickerbocker Theater 18th and Col. Rd. ;| Monday, April 4th, 1921, at 4:30 P.M. le $1.00, 75c, 500 At Offen 30T, Arshar Buith: I%8TG St ‘OTHS —Won't comeé near clothing tored away in Tar Bags or “Tar Paper.” We'll supply you. E. Morrison Paper Co., 1009 Pa. Ave. Eyes Examized Gradoate McCormicx Madical DR.CLAUDE S. SEMONES Eyesight Specialiat 13 M vm Edwis K. ) i s . I'r. 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Century Theater Revue MIDNIGHT ROUNDERS NAN HALPERIN, HARRY KELLY LEW HEARN AND 125 OTHERS Healer With MILTON SILLS WILSON HOPPER In Most Famous of All-Comic Operas Starting Sunday—Seats Sel The 1921 Sonx Comedy A Dangerous Maid With An All-Star Cast, Including Amelia Birgham, Creighton Hale, Ads udo‘ Arthur Shaw, Julietse Da: Vinton Fravdiey, _uanita Pleteher, __Froderic Burt. B. F. KEITH’S =, Daily 3 Sun 3% Hol'y 2922 | and 316 “FAULTLESS”—Post The Internationally Famous JULIAN ELTINGE KENT “SHIVERS." Y. GOR. Margaret Tonight, Mat. Sat. . " T.omin Dancers. Others. lehr GAYET - X'L‘?. Wi “gIRLS OF THE U. . A. | a3 - “Next Wodk— Abs R Teve i N An Entertainment or the Family. graph Presents Wonderful Picturization - of Anm‘ btwfls Classic .IEAN PAIGE £na’a Superb Cast Orchentra Auxillaries = NEXT WEEK ' BEBE DANIELS The “Good- Little Bad Girl” at Her Very Best in “DUCKS & DRAKES” | MOORE'S GARDEN 11 a.m.—Today and Sat.—11 p.m. Popular Pricea—25e. 30c, 35¢ Universal Presents EVA NOVAK “SOCIETY SECRETS” | Ocschestrn Subsidiaries : ="~ Beginning Sunday~&% Hodkinson Presents ‘EAST LYNNE" A HugoBallinProduction L Eetablished 1900, CHILDREYN DUPONT Amn.rl STUDIO OF DANCE. No. & Dupont Cirele. ___Ph. Fr. 1435-W. DAVISON’S"" 1329 M n.w.PRM ces—*The Toddle,” '“Th . Army-Navy Taps Teach you to dance correctiy in & few lessons Steictly private. Any hour. Normal course fa teaching. Class dance Sat. Eve, with orchestra ARCADE| === DANCING | cormgams, New Classes WEEK ) Now Formiag. NIGHTS [orarim=ue= 3l Hafi-n- ml Mrs. H. L. 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