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THE EVENING STAR, WASHINGTON, D. C. MUTT AND JEFF —He Who Laughs_ l:ut Has »theAHeagti OR DEAR, OX DEA THAT Would BE FUNNYL HA HA HA HA HA! I'LLDo 1. HA HA HAYN TUESDAY, MARCH 15, 1921 est C}gu_ckl'e (Copyright. 1921, by H. C. Fisher. Trade mark registered U. §. Pat. Of.) —By BUD FISHER. town University. will wer Sir Philip Gibbs. in a lectur Commu- nity House, 601 6th street, at 8 o'clock. Delta Delta members will meet 8t| o;iortain the Masonic Bowling Asso- tea tomorrow at the Danish Rose. Clation, 8:13 o'clock, Northeast Tem- e Dle, 8th and F streeis northeast. Carroll Council, K. C.. will add Irish songs and impersonations to business session. HE'S SOUND ASLEEP. I CAN'T IMAGING ANYTHING EUNNIER THAN GIVING HiS TAIL A 600D TWIST JUsT T 3€€ THE Look OF STUPID SURPRUIE on His FAcE! Look AT THAY LAY oLd MuLe - He's So- STUPID "HE'S FONNY! He AW'T | GOT ANY BRAINS AT ALl z RA RA HAL OH, HAK AR wil Sical March 22, at 3 o'clock. with Mrs. Norcross, 407 Raymond street. Stansbury Lodge, No. 24, a dance at the new Masonic Temple, Brightwood. Prize waltz contest. The Twentleth Century Club’s ma- ture section will meet tomorrow at 3 p.m., with Mrs. Philip S. Smith. 3249 + Newark street. Col. Edward B. Clark will speak of “Into Bird By-Ways." The Barry Farm Citizena’ Asnocia- tion will meet Friday at 8:15, in the Methodist Church, Stanton and Pome- roy roads southeast. Health Officer William B. Fowler will speak. Parent-Teacher Association, 7:30, at O Street Vocational School. —As- sistant Superintendent of Schools Bruce wiil speak. All invited. Vincent P. Costello Post. No. 15. American Legion. and Ladies' Auxil- fjary. will entertain “buddies” from the Navy, Room 24, District building. Organ_recital by Edith B. Athey, Central Hich School. Elizabeth Cam- panole will sing, accompanied by George Wilson. ton will speak on tomorrow evening Club. Mine Maud E. “Americanization’ at the Women's City < The Speech Reading Club will meet Thursday at 8 p.m. at the Volta Bu- reau, 1601 35th street. Expert speak- ers. All hard of hearing and their friends invited. Mrs. B. Rivers will give a talk on Kipline at_8_o'clock. at the Phyllis Gen. Guy V. Henry Garvison, Nov 9, | Wheatley. T. W. C. A Army and > Union, will meet to- morrow night at Odd Fellows' Hall. Commander W. T. Conray will speak. | All 'who have served the country in _any of its wars invited. W. Wallace of Frelinrhuysen rsitv. will sneak af Contee A. M. 5. Zion Church, Burrville, D. C. Al invited. Rev. The Petworth Citizens' Association will meet tonight. The Good Health Club's lecture room, 1022 11th street, is open every evening this week to register those| The Hans Kindler trio will con- the free class in who wish to tribute the procram for the blind at pbysical e which will con-|the Library of s, mm children; .m., i C y, . C i | S, ' | bi v v ice G By ElCal s uring this spFINE: Shutbeaty offConeces AT THE C0. children; at 4 pm. hythmio dancing | Company. Community | Chorys, Bgey'| bia sus resct pesteraay by Josiee Goutl |- BILLANY IS SWORN IN. | CAPITAL TRACTION SUEL. §05; Young Men's Athctic Club, Young | Tho case had been scheduled for fo- | eople’s Social Club, Mothers’ Thrift|day, but Attorne¥ T. M. Wampler, | As- Club, Knitting,. Embroidery and Cro- | representing Sullivan, M arlcy; [DelawareMan Takes OAh fas chet Club, dressmaking, millinery, to- | Bowles, is actually engaged in a trial | sistant P. M. General. | to Colllsion. Harry Hilton Billany of Wilming-| The collision between a street car night. before Justice Siddons, and Attorney ton, Del, was sworn in yesterday us|and am Army ambulance at Tth street General Civie Center—The twenty- ninth public organ recital, to be pre-{ TMln-r Normal Community Center— sented free to the public tonight "'s;:.l.f,"yf' goy Scouts, Conversational Mrs. Bertha Levy, director of frouqin m.:b gymnasium activities, ‘s Hebrew Athletic ts every Tuesday Rev. Earl Wilfley will speak at the revival meeting at Vermont Avenue The Econemizers’ Mutual Improve- : ment Association will hold a public|Christian Church. o Wil for $17) e moaes meeting tomorrow at the 12th street 500 branch, Y. M. C. A. e T NEW BOOKS FOR SCHOOLS. | ne, vouns Women Club, which mee W. J. Fallon, counsel for Arnstein, is trying a murder case in New York. The former trial resulted in a dis- —_— Henadaches From Slight Coldw The Kamanedn Kiub will give an Garnet-Phelps Community Center— informal dance tomorrow at the L hich meets e¥ery um. has] GarmetPRnr® G i D ; Y evenin, n e y! . % elps el 5 a 3 v ve GIN 3 ur istant stmast. ok 3 i Vi Shieo o Supt. Ballou Completes Selections |a lonsgwnlling list to join the club. :rlxeeu (onls‘!’!t: mee';:lr:; :(M‘l(;fs:d(rlfllz :’"‘I‘l?:flmllw II:‘I:x-h‘:"l‘:):“:"vaLl)L 11:1""2“""1"‘\'("! % "’i‘eti‘\"ry' rm"e “"“"‘&x"".. lahe lms!;usb,:lm: a:romnlsa(:r:i .;;n;::‘ ‘:nld :(mr;d:lm;nue not":lm“ ‘:1‘"‘:\:”4 The Ut Clab will meet to- e . | tional Memorial Association 8 o'clock. | tonic lxative and germ des A Conviction 'and " three for acquittal, it) 18 G PENE SUTPIRETNS Shoctor 2 last 18 the Basis o preme Cour He Hopes to Introduce. East Washington Community Cen~ | Women's Exchange, Pleasura Club, |uine bears the signature of £ ¢| Wasticporcen: I fowrth sssistant postmaster gen- |Yesterday in the District Suprems Court morrow a p.m. at Wilson Normal Community Center. Spring elections will follow an_address by Frank K. Nebeker. All Utahans invited. All interested young women are in- vited to hear Dr. Mildred E. Scheetz deliver the last of a series of lectures to the Christian social Service group at the Y. W. . 1333 F street, at tomorrgw_evening. Dr. Clovis G. happell of Mount Vernon M. E. Church will address this group of young women Wednesday, March 23. ORGANIZATION ACTIVITIES. TODAY. ‘Washington Smith College Club will meet _at 4:30, with Mrs. Willlam Ma- ther Lewis, 2312 California street. The Excelsior Literary Club will meet with Mrs. C. L. Beaver, 419 Ran- dolph street. Friendship branch of the Sunshine and Community Society will meet with Mrs. Hayes, 3338 16th street, to sew for Bruen Home. Eastern High School's basket ball |@ team will be given a ‘banquet at 4 o'clock at the school. B. G. Foster ‘will be guest of honor. TONIGHT. Columbia Historical Society, 8:15, Cosmos Club. John P. Heap wili speak. Judge Kathryn Sellers will speak at 8:30, Eckington Presbyterian Church, under the auspices of the Aid Society. Musical program. A number of new text books will he introduced in the elementary. public schools at the beginning of the 1921- 1822 academic year next September. if the board of education, at its meeting Wednesday. approves recommendations of Supt. Ballou calling for changes in some of the texts now in use. Dr. Ballou stated today that he had vir- tually completed the selection of new books he desires to have used in the graded schools at the inception of the new term. It is understood that the changes the superintendent will recommend will be in texts on subjects of English, grammar, arithmetic, hygiene _and physiology, and readers for pupils in the primary grades. e In England women are now en- gaged in every branch of pharmaceu- tical work. ERERR adio including— ‘Tuning Coils Loose Couplers Honey-comb Coils Audion Control Panels Amplifiers, 1 and 2 stage .mentary and advance tivities, ‘Dressmak- Aeout Band, Carbery 87; ‘Community Social basket ball team. ter — Tonight's ing Club. Boy Scouts, Troop Club; Senate Pages Thomson Community (é!nlo;;;—fl:l:- viti : Spanish. = ular activities tonight: SPanish fio0 dressmaking, milli- Society. Opera _Society. LA nery, children’s dramatics, Johnson-Powell Community Center __Special meeting of the executive board of the community association] tonight at 8 o'clock. The office force of the Department of Agriculture dance at 8 o'clock; children's classes this afternoon from 3 to 4:30. ele mentary, intermediate and advanced French: 4 p.m. rhythmic dancing; at dancing for teurs, Attention! We have in stock a complete line of Wireless Apparatus and Accessories of reliable makes, 7:30 p.m., rhythmic adults. Tomorrow at 3 p.m.. Tre- hearsal for “District of Columbia Evening,” by the Powell community ¢mrad Spark: Coils Tin Foil Phones, Baldwin, Brandes, Brownlic Adjustable, Mur- dock Laborers’ Co-operative League phion Glee Club rehearsal. West Washingto! ity Cen- £k I gton Community Cen meets tonight. special meetings tonight at 8 o'clock: Recreation Club, Athletic clubs (se- | nlor and junior), Club, Invincible Pleasure Club, Girls' Reserve Club. Burrville Community Center—Meet- ng of the Liberty Department Store G sure you get BROMO.) 30c.—Advertisement. RETRIAL OF ARNSTEIN. Justice Gould Schedules Conspiracy Case for March 28. Am- End {United States attorney. Relief Assoclation Other regular and Boys' Club, Glee | The retrial of the case of the United States against Jules, alias Nicky, Arnstein, and others. for al- leged conspiracy to bring stolen securities into the District of Colum- Doing the “Big Things” —first—at Hahn’s Former Assistant United States At. torney William E. Leahy has been en gaged to conduct the prosecution in place of Attorney James B. Archer, who has retired from the office of assistant —_— i During the world war the Canadian expeditionary force served in France, Mucedonia, Palestine and Russia. ¥rans Xavier Gahelsberger invent- first woman to be appointed to the ed the system of shorthand most used | Mississippi gencral board of college in German-speaking countries. Postmaster General Hays Wit~ nessed the brief ceremony. Mr. Billany was assistant postmas- ter of Wilmington from 1898 to 1904 and for several months of that time was acting postmaster. Later he | was recorder of deeds for Newcastle | couny, Del., for a term of six years. —_— Mrs. J. C. McNair of Fayette is the of the impact. trustees. for the plaintiffs. ral. against the Capital Traction Com- pany for damages totaling $17.500 Mrs. Pearl Tonge asks $10,000 for in juries alleged to have been sustaincd by hér when she was thrown against the side of the vehicle by the force Her husband, James C. Tonge, who was also riding in the ambulance, places his damages at $7.- 500, including injuries sustained by him and the loss of the services «~ his wife as a result of her injlutes. Attorney Alvin L. Newmyes appears ’ I, Variometers and Variocouplers Everready “B” Batteries Storage Batteries Oscillation Transformers ] Stationary - and - 5§ Variable Condensers Fixed Condensers Grid Leaks and Condensers Phone Condensers Kalorama Citizens’ Association, 3 o'clock, the Highlands. The Delaware Society will hold s The Swing Back to Normal : "do-l:ll\ll’ll" meeting, 8 o'clock, Wil rk CLEE R Switch® Potats Setary Washington Hadassah _Chapter. |5 Copper Ribbon Hot-wire Meters g:gf"““ and dance at the Elks' Aegi‘:lz:vm No. 14, 7 strands liouilng ':llndnmnce = L : ev. John F. X. Murohy of Ge: Insulat W ters . ag 5 5 : s 3 Rev. John F. X. Murohy of Georse- |8 | ightning_Switches Bakelite Pancls RESIDENT HARDING voiced the spirit of the times in speaking in favor of “Seeking our own l Micanite Insulation Thordasson Transformers Crystal Detectors Coil Mountings DeForest Unit Pancls Amrad Unit Sets Transmitting Keys Antenna Switches Amplifying Transformers Modulation Transformers Choke Coils Audion Tube Sockets Dials and Knobs Audion_ Bulbs, Radiotron, Cun~ ningham; Cunningham Audi- | Telephone Jacks and Plugs toron (old type, 2 fil) Potentiometers Come in, boys, and let us outfit you with complete wireless ap- paratus. We give the best service in town. It's mo trouble to show goods or quote prices whether you buy or not. White & Boyer Co. bt 812 13th St. normal way.” HAHN’S, also have caught step with the swing back to normal—in throwing the whole weight of their organization into the fight for constructive, sane, logical price-revision. ——— Snyder & Little present another refined and exclusive pmeder We are doing just that in this great “FLORSHEIM” campaign. Not a sale. But a return to “Be- fore-the-War” methods of storekeeping—when the merchant who was able to buy in huge quantities— | and sell at the most favorable prices—got the business. Hence, this great opportunity for you, men! Phone Contractors M. 7967 New French gray, constructed of the finest grade buckskin. J 519 det @.Llfl!e “HQM to Quality” . - kn;;:h'_-;:;‘;" Fourteenth: St. at New York Ave. 1} -~ - All Shoes and Oxf ords promn Store Hours: 8:30-6.00°° '~ - . £ S ‘ : For Men are now : / Permanently Repriced ’ But “HAHN’S” are doing something revolu- tionary. We have decided to sell on a closer mar- gin of profit than ever before attempted, we believe, in any shoe house. We figure that the volume of our business will thereby be so énormously increased—“overhead” so greatly reduced—that we will be able to “get by'” Simply another case of doing the “Big T hings” —FIRST! ) ‘Any man who has ever worn “FLORSHEIM” Shoes knows how they excel in Style, Quality and Fine Workmanship. Up to last week they were $12 right in our own stores. And right now are 812 to $14 in most other “FLORSHEIM” Agenc;es t’lroughout the country. Goldheim Quality =~ ~ Spring Hats Ready The Roll of Honor Borsalino Goldheim Joseph Ward Efescotex Du Buise Cambioghi In each assortment good value is” para- mount and the styles are beyond criticism, justifying $A4.00 'and 4—_ up ‘Advance Showing Men's Suits for Spring 5350 = As a matter of fact, the cost of producing “ELORSHEIM” Shoes, added to the usual “over- head” cost of selling them, justifies these frices. ‘N Edison | Diamond ' Disc Phonographs are sold by us on any easy terms that you want. Just come and tell us how much you would like to pay each month and we can ar- range it to suit you. Could anything be more fair? The price of $9.75 for “FLORSHEIM” Shoes speaks for itself. No finer shoes made anywhere. And at this price yau may take your choice of all the new ) Spring Styles and Leathers. SUPER- VALUES! SUPER-ECONOMY! Prices, $95 to $500 ‘The Gibson Co., Inc, 917 G St. N.W. 3‘1 -16 PA.AVE or | *&K 233 PA.AVE.SE.