Evening Star Newspaper, March 23, 1895, Page 19

wnat Melba. says: HIGHLY commend the genuine Johann Hoff’s Malt Extract. I use it with my daily diet. It im- proves my appetite and digestion wonderfully. on neck fabel. Eisner & Sole Agents, New York. MENDELSON OLOLOLOLALAAOOCLOTOLOUAOLOLOLerer er a Beware of imitations. The genuine Fohann Hoft’s Malt Extract has the PETE SSSTSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT ‘THE EVENING STAR, SATURDAY, MARCH 23, 1895-TWENTY PAGES. SFTTTSSSTTTSSETTTTETSTSSTTES =| ABOARD THEDOLPHIN OLOLOLOLOLOAOOLOLOLALOLOLOLOLELOLOL NEW IDEAS IN GLOVES. the Styles in =e. Some of the Features of Hand Cover! It is an art possessed by few, that of per- fuming gloves so that the scent will be permanent. ‘The finest perfumed gloves come from Spain now; though there are a few French firms who make the costly things. Many Washington women wear the “fangipan” and ‘ala Neroli” gloves, but the perfume is too powerful to be gen- erally acceptable. The Russia leather glove is a delight, because its odor is all its own, end is not grafted on. At least, it seems to be so, for the perfume of a Russia leather glove is exactly like that of a book bound in the leather which fills a library so full of rich perfumes. These gloves are al- ways a good, stiff price, and — usually come in dark colors. They have a thick stitchinr on the back, usual.y self- colored, and some- times have a black stitching and are faced around the bottom and at the s * opening with black kid. The corners are rounded, and the glove fastens with two big clasps, instead of buttoning, as the common glove does. Glace kid will be worn more this spring NE ENJOYS Both the method and results when Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acts gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, iver and Bowels, cleanses the sys- tem effectually, dispels colds, head- aches and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs is the only remedy of its kind ever pro- duced, pleasing to the taste cat ac- ceptable to the stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial in its effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, its many excellent qualities commend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Syrup of Figs is for sale in 50 cent bottles by all leading drug- gists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will pro- cure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it. Do not accept any substitute. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. AOUIBYILLE, Irregular action of the heart, Fanctional derangements of the heart, Caused by the excessive use of tobacco, Dyspepsia, Nervous Prostration, Gen- eral Debility, ete., AN IMPOVERISHED STATE OF THE BLOOD, Are cured, tnd many organic diseases of the heart, Dropsy and Bright's Disease of the Kidneys are alleviated by ‘The Extract of the Cardime were ot ne ox Prepared according to the formula of DR. WM. A. FAMMOND, In his laboratory at Washington, D.O. Dose, 5 drops. Price, two drachms, $1.00. © All clderly persons should use Cardine. For Sale by all Druggists. THE COLUMBIA CHEMICAL CO., Washington, D.C. Send for book. 36e03 OHSS SSEDSOS OSS 56549040000 DON'T YOU OTICE HORE CURONIC SPPPOOOO SOE ¢ PODSOSS: THAT YOUR LAST COLD SEVERE THAN 2? CATARRHAL CONDITION YOU WILL NEVER NITY THAN FROM F APRIL. DURING SUCH CONCESSIONS ATMENT THAT IT LY FOOLISH TO DELA ARE HUNDREDS OF Y WHO WERE TROU- HEY CAME TO . AND TODAY HAVE NO LINGLY PAID MORE FOR THIS MCNTH. Dr. C. M. JORDAN, ‘A graduate of the medical department of the University of the City of New York, 1421 F st. nw CONSULTATION FREE. Office hours—9 to 11 a.m., 2 to 4 p.m., 6 to 8 p.m. Sundays, 9 to 12 m. amhis-cott ILLSBURY'S BES FLOUR “The universal verdict." Daily consumption over 20,000 barrels. Pilisbury’s Best is the Best. ‘Than all Others, — and summer than for a long time, though suede gloves will still be the favorite even- ing glove, because they are so thin; and therein Hes the one objection to them. Suede is so thin that it docs not wear as well as the glace glove. The very newest street gloves are rather thicker than usu- ai, and have a heavy stitching of black. They usually accommodate four buttons. The mousguetaires are no longer worn for street gloves, and are fit only for even- ing dress, or gowns with open or short sleeves. A freak in gloves announced, and very likely a few ul- tra fashionable wo- men will sport them, and go around with bugs and bees and butterflies and things creeping up their arms, in tinsel and silk embroidery, but nobody will think they are pretty. Sev- en dollars a pair is the modest sum to be laid down for a twelve-vutton length, which, minus its ug- ly ornamentation, would be worth about $1.25. No sane woman would think of wearing them. The Icng soft light suede evening glove will still retain its sway. Some of the new celers will strike the eye as a little—well, Pronounced, if you will. Canary color stitched heavily, and bound with black, for instance, is said to be about to combat the pearl white kid for demi-toilet occasions. The buttons of all smart gloves, no matter what their color, are mother-of-pearl, and must be the color of the glove. Some of the other new shades are lavender, putty color, @ new shade of tan—though that seems im- possitle—slilver gray, and, of course, the ever popular cream and dead white. None of the foregoing colors are supposed to be wern to market. For street wear an odd dusty kind of a mustard color in dogskin has replaced the long-time-worn red glove, but as the yellow glove comes stitched with red tts reign will probably be short. There is no glove so durable and fitting for business and general wear as the dogskin. A real kid gicve is seldom seen, except on a_ high-priced counter. Most so-called “kid” gloves are made of lambskin. The finest kid gloves are made of the skin of kids kept in coops and fed on milk. It is said that the perfect glove requires the labor of three nations. Spain must dress the leather, France cut the shape and England sew the seams. The perfect glove costs money, and you never find it on the bargain counter. There is a small -tendency to ravive the silk glove, and a few mitts will be worn, principally black. It is, of course, a beau- tiful woman who was responsible for mitts in the first place. Louise de la Valliere, who had arms an angel might envy, chose to half veil their charms under long mitts of filmy cream Brussels net ata fete at Vaux one night, an event so fraught with in- terest that halfa dozen historians have seen fit to tell how doubly attractive she thus made herself. It was to hide her skinny arms that Bern- hardt adopted the untidy wrinkled shoulder glove,-and the ever popular mousquetaire vas the favorite glove of Mary Queen of Scots, who had presents of them from her admirers; and my, how they did cost! Set as they were with diamonds and seed pearls and gold, and coming to her filled with rare jewels, worthy even a queen’s taste. —_—-.—_ EX-SENATOR DOLPH’S FUTURE. His Name in Cennection With a Pos- sible Supreme Court Vacancy. Senator Dolph, or, to be more explicit, ex-Senator Dolph of Oregon, never re- turned to Washingtcn after the close of the senatorial contest in which he suffered de- feat. Had he started immediately for Washington after the end of the fight he would have only reached here in time to see the Fifty-third Congress in the throes of dissolution. So, instead, he took up the practice of law, and has already been en- sSaged in some important cases. In fact, Mr. Dolph never relinquished the practice of law while he was in the Senate, but maintained an office in Portland, and was the head of one of the strongest firms of that city. With Mr. Dolph there were as- sociated his brother and Joseph Simon, one of the shrewdest politicians on the coast. The firm was once known as “Big Dolph, Little Dolph and Simon.” Richard Nixon, who was for several years a newspaper man in Washington, and a son-in-law of Senator Delph, is now a mem- ber of the firm. Mr. Dolph will, no doubt, be often seen in Washington in cases before the Supreme Court, as during his senatorial career he had many cases in that court. There is an intimation that at some time Senator Dolph may be made a member of the court. Should there be a republican administra- tion, and Justice Field should terminate his connection with the court, there would be @ vacancy in the Pacific coast circuit, and the friends of Senator Dolph would make a strong effort to have him appointed. When Justice Field was not in very good health, about the close of the Harrison adminis- tration, and there was soffe talk that he might retire, there was a great deal said on the coast about Mr. Dolph as his pos- sible successor. In fact, it was known that the Senator’s brother, Cyrus Dolph, de- clined the appointment as circuit judge of the ninth circuit in order that he might not endanger the chances of the Senator for the Supreme bench. ~ ————-+0+ A Lallaby From the Block. From Life. G'wan t’ sleep, Chimmy, I'll sing youse a song An’ rock youxe, so close yer eyes now; Mudder's ou washin’, but she won't be long, So husheeby, bol’ still yer row. Dare, take yer, nigger doll, squeeze her up tight, She's wantin’ t’ go t’ sleep, too, Dat’s @’ kid. Now, isn’ dat out t” sight. Wot's dat youse wants? Me sing t” you? Get on t’ dat now. I-was bluffin’ youse, see? Dat kid's more den fly fer his size. Dare’s no use a-talkin’ he's dead on t’ me— Dare isn’ no green in his eyes. Wot shall I sing youse? Youse T ust t" know more den a heap; But can't t'ink 'f one—doncher care, anyhow— Cheewiz, 'F d’ kid ain't t’ sleep. —JOHN H. LEWIS. ee SS Speculative Chiromancy. From Fitegende Blatter. Gypsy (telling an elderly coquette’s for- tune from the lines of her hand)—“I am sorry to tell the young lady that she will pass through a serious illness in her twen- tieth yearv’ Lady—“Good gracious!” the gypsy & dollar.) me dead now, Gighs and gives, i9 The First Vessel of the New Navy at the Navy Yard. THE U. 8. DISPATCH BOAT Intended as the President's Yacht, but Not So Used. HER FIRST LONG CRUISE T HE UNITED States steamer Dol- phin, which is now lying at the Wash- ington navy yard, was originally one of the four vessels for the new navy. which were being built by John Roach, but which were finally completed by the government. After trial the Dolphin, which had been de- signed for a dispatch boat, was declared not up to the point in speed, and upon further examination was pronounced un- seaworthy. That was in 1884. The eleven years since then have served to prove the incorrectness of that decision, and today the Dolphin is known in naval circles as one of the stanchest vessels of the navy. Her record is such that she is used as a general utility boat for the navy, performs special duty, and is kept at hand for all ly be found in the United States navy than in this apartment. From the main deck, through a hatchway in the bow, is the berth deck. It is here that the men eat. They are divided into messes, and each mess has its own cook. The tables are hoisted up to the ceiling of the deck when not in use and at megi3jmes are suspended Jack Coming Aboard. by ropes. Each man keeps his wearing apparel and belongings in a locker, many of which line the sides of the vessel on the berth deck. Right under the feet of the men is the magazine, and during an en- gagement the ammunition could be passed up the companionway. Should the ship catch fire and there become imminent dan- ger of the magazine blowing Up. @ small hook in the floor of the berth deck’ could be seized and pulled from its place, allow- ing an entrance from the sea of water which would svon flood the magazine and prevent an explosion. Staring the men in the face on the berth deck is the ircn grating o: the cell wherein are placed drunken sailors and disorderly men. Hanging on a beam are a dozen or more pairs of handcuffs, and a chest in another apartment contains nearly a hundred of these instruments. Through a narrow wing passage along the side of the boat and through a water-tight compartment is the dynamo room, dynamo of 80 volts. which contains one = IN THE CABIN. emergencies of the service. During her ca- reer she has been around the world, was used in attendance at the speed trials of other naval vessels, has been engaged in blowing up derelicts, and when a navy yard is to be inspected she conveys the na- val officials on their tour of duty. On ac- count of her commodious quarters, naval guests from other countries have been re- ceived aboard the Dolphin. Contrary to a general impression, President Cleveland has been aboard the Dolphin but once. That was during the naval review, and the vessel was used for the purpose of the President’s review of the other ships. An impressicn has also prevailed that the Dol- phin was a junketing boat. It is stated, however, that the Dolphin has only a pe- w ny The Dolphin. culiar duty to perform, one not given to any other vessel in the service. Today she may be in United States waters and to- morrow on her way to some foreign port, with special duty. Her Officers and Crew. Aboard the Dolphin are eight officers and one hundred and seven men, including five marines for orderly duty. The guest cabin is always under guard by one of these ma- rines, and visitors, unless armed with a special permit, enter not the portals of this sacred domain. The officers of the Dolphin are Lieut. Benjamin H. Buckingham, commanding: Lieutenants Charles J. Badger and Ni thaniel R. Usher, Lieut. Patrick W. Hour- On Guard. igan, Surgeon Presley M. Rixey, Paymaster Samuel L. Heap and Chief Engineer Geo. W. Baird. The ship’s battery consists of two six-pounder rapid-fire guns, two four- inch breech-loading rifles and two forty- seven-milimeter guns and two satling guns. The latter are up on the poop deck, from which, descending the ladder, the visitor encounters the stern visage of the marine doing duty in front of the cabin. The escort of one of the commanding offi- cers is sufficient to entitle entrance. The One of the Guns. interior is well furnished. Soft divans surround the sides, and near the >en‘ter a companionway forms a horseshoe, around which a large dinner party was treated to the boat's hospitalities on the occasion of a trip north. A small room in the rear is subdivided into numerous apartments for the accommodation of guests, and if on any occasion more room 1s desired ar- rangements of the cabin can be completed in a few minutes for four more berths. The Dolphin has every requirement of a United States guest boat. Descending the hatchway the officers’ quarters are entered, and a more hospitable gathering can hard- The engine room, under Chief Engineer Baird, is a model of neatness and mechani- cal beauty. The, displacement of the Dolphin is 1,485 tons and her speed varies from 12 knots to 15 knots.” At one time she ran from Charjestqwn to New York, As Seen From the Poop Deck. a distance of 600 miles, in forty-eight hours. Another interesting feature aboard the Dolphin ts the distilling apparatus, and it is to this invention of Chief Engineer Baird that Uncle Sam owes credit for the lives of many of his sailors. Nearly every ship in service has a Baird distill- ing apparatus. At Hong Kong, when Scene on Berth Deck. contagion was rife aboard nearly every vessel in the harbor, the men aboard the United States vessels were free from dis- ease. Their health was due to the distill- ing of all the water they drank. The same condition was manifest at Rio when the yellow fever was at its height. Water from land is not used aboard the Dolphin, and Potomac water, so long as the vessel remains at Washington, is used for drink- ing and other purposes, first being distilled aboard ship. Only two men remain aboard the Dolphin of its original crew. ‘When the vessel was put to sea for trial there were little or no provisions aboard, but the original crew say there was, however, plenty to drink. The shaft of the Dolphin broke, and those aboard, many miles from harbor, with no provisions, seemed in a perilous position, but were soon rescued. The Dolphin’s First Cruise. The first commander of the Dolphin was Commander G. F. F. Wilde, and the new boat proceeded on her first trip to Central and South America. After touching at Havana and several other tropical ports, including Santa Lucia, Barbadoes, Bahia, Montevideo, she proceeded through the Straits of Magellan and thence to the Bay of San Francisco, but aid not enter that port. She went from there to Honolulu, where King Kalakaya was received aboard. The vessel conveyed Admiral Kimberly to San Francisco, and’ retirned to Honolulu, and thence to Yokbhama, thence to the : OR.CHASES Blood“Nerve Food Wa aan For WEAK and RUN-DOWN PEOPLE. WHAT IT IS! 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It bas been given in thousands of cases, and in every instance a perfect cure has followed. It never fails. The system once impregnated with the Specific, it ues an utter Impossibilit; for the liquor appetite t6 exist. SPE. CIFIC Cv. -» Cincinnat!, Ohio. Particulars free. To te had of FS WILLIA! ‘WARE, East Indies, to Europe, and March 14, 1892, was ordered to do special service. While in Chinese waters she came near seeing something of active service, at least her crew did. A native uprising was re- ported up the Chin Kiang, and the Dolphin Was ordered to proceed to the scene of trouble and protect Americans. She ar- rived at the place just in time to take urder her protection at the consulate the officers and missionaries. Suffice it to say there was no further disorder. Her status as a vessel during the naval review was that of flagship to the President. At pres- ent the Dolphin is awaiting the comple- tion of arrangements for the trial of the Katahdin, when she will convey naval offi- cers to the place of trial, ——_—_ THE ROCKING CHAIR. A Cure for Dyspepsia and a Great National Blessing. From the New York World. “Critics of America,” said a well-known physician, “have poked fun at us for be- ing a nation of rockers. Americans have been pictured as sixty millions of persons seated in sixty millions of rocking chairs— some of them cradles, of course. But now comes Dr. Laine, a French West India phy- sician, who says it is good for us. He has been talking of what he calls the ‘good ef- fects that the lullaby chair exercises on subjects affected with atony of the stom- ach.’ Atony is want of tone. “Laine says that a course of rocking chair after every meal, the oscillations be- ing quiet and regular, ‘stimulates gastro- intestinal peristaltism,’ and that dyspeptics should take notice. The chair ought to be light, so that rocking requires no effort, and sufficiently inclined backward that the person may lie rather than sit in it. Phy- sicians will agree that Dr. Laine has done Americans a real service. It has always been rather difficult to explain the na- tional passion for the rocking chair, but now it is oniy too easy. Americans are the worst sufferers from indigestion and dys- pepsia in the world, but it now appears that we have instinctively rushed to, what is now proved to be the best system of re- lief. “he man who lunches on pie and then balances himself in a rocking chair is un- consciously doing his best to stimulate his ‘gastro-intestinal peristaltism;’ he is prac- tically singing a lullaby to his outraged and injured stomach, which is kept from crying aloud only by this method of sooth- ing it. Behold in Americans a nation of invalids vainly endeavoring to rock them- selves to sleep. Dr. Laine’s theory is too good not to be true.” ——-e0-—______ Best He Could Do. From the Telegraph Age. A telegraph editor in a Boston newspaper office wrote a note of remonstrance to the telegraph operator because the latter in his typewriter copy had entirely omitted the letters “f” and “k” where they should have appeared. The operator replied to this note as follows: “Mr. Editor—Mistaques are Mable to happen in the best ov regulate] phan.illes and to typewriters as well. It 1s, indeed, a very unphortunate aphair, but the “eph” and “cay” phell out and are lost. This morning I calied at the orphice ov the gentleman phrom whom I rent this outphit, but phailed to phind him in; in phact, the ‘orphice cid’ says he will not return phor phour or phive days. I do not lique the loox ov this variety of spelling myselph, but will get the specials aphter a phasion. I, myselph, consider this no joque, but a serious aphair. Phaithphully yours, J. Lo- o+—__ An Invalid’s Queer Amusement. From the Boston Herald. In Cambridge, the other day, a small girl was seen picking bits of paper out of a barrel of household refuse that was wait- ing in the street to be removed by the city department, and when asked what she could be doing gave a rather startling ex- planation. She said she was hunting up torn letters for her sister, who was sick. “She amuses herself,” explained the inno- cent child, sting the pieces together and reading ’em!"" If this sort of pastime is to become popular with invalids it behooves people to burn their correspondence in- stead of merely tearing it to pieces and casting them into the dust bin. For what is fun for some daughter of Eve on a sick couch might prove disastrous to the writers vf missives should evil-disposed persons take to this singular occupation. ———— —ee- Plank Shad at Home. This is the way a woman who knows how “planks” shad in her oven. Take a long, narrow baking pan and, put it on the stove with a piece of beef suet to try out slowly. Split your roe shad as for broiling, dry it well outside and in with a clean white cloth, rub it with lots of salt and after rubbing the pan with the melting suet lay the fish, skin side up, in the bottom and set it in a hot oven. Let it brown and sizzle till it is puffed in tiny blisters all over the top and then you can be pretty sure it is dcne. Slide it out on a hot platter and serve garnished with lemon and parsley. Cécked in this way all the rich juices of the fish are preserved and there is not so much odor through the house. —___-+ e+_____ Not Good Form. From the Clothier and Furntsher. He—“When I was in St. Louis the other day I wore a sack coat to an afternoon tea and was severely criticised for it.” She—‘‘What did they say?” He—“They wanted to know why I didn’t wear a silk hat.” : ee ee Keeping in Practice. From the Atlanta Constitution. “‘We haven't had an election in Won't the boys get out of practice “Oh, no! They’ve rigged up a dummy, month. an’ they’re votin’ an’ drinkin’ day an’ night — Mixed Pickles. From Truth. “Yes,” remarked Mrs. Malaprops, “it was a great sight. First came the king, carry- ing a skeptic in his hand and wearing a beautiful red mantle all trimmed with ver- min. It was a grand sight.” CROFULA Miss Della Stevens, of Boston, Mass., { writes: I have always ‘rom fal from a life of un- ry grate! to you, as I feel that it saved me Sj} told agony, and shall take pleasure in speaking only f= words of {praise for the wonderful med = icine, and in recommending it to all. === CURED Latest and Best, SONNETTE CORSETS. The C. P. Importers make them. faT-22050 (ein = {= =| i i MA CLIMBING VINES. How They May Be Best Trained in the Garden. From Mezhan’s Monthly. Climbing vines have many different methods of attaching themselves to their support. Some encircle a branch of the host by twining their main bodies around the support. A hop vine is a familiar illustra- tion of this. More delicate ones cannot twist around their stakes, but have to have string. or. some similar material to cling to. The ordinary morning glory is an illustra- tion of this class; but there are some which simply climb by twisting the leaf stalk around the support. This is especially true of the different kinds of clematises, yet it is not unusual in some gardens to see stakes as thick as walking canes put for the clem- atis to rum-up-on; but, as it is unable to do this, they have to be tied to this pole by twine,while the leaves go on twisting them- selves in order to find something to cling to, and as a consequence the vital powers of the plant are exhausted. In many cases the clematis, especially the variety known as Jackmanni, will die completely and sud- denly from thé attack of a minute fungus; but it is more likely that this occurs oftener in cases as described, for want of the proper means of.support. Thread or twine for the leaves to twist around, or even little brush wood, such as we would give to a crop of peas, is much more likely to Produce healthy and vigorous clematises than when they are deprived of all means of using their leaf stalks as tendrils. ———_+e+—____ New Instructors at Yale. At a special meeting of the Yale corpo- ration last week the chair of Sanscrit and comparative philology, made vacant by the death of Prof. Whitney in June last, was filled by the appointment of Prof. Edward Washburn Hopkins, a graduate of Colum- bia in 1878, professor at Bryn Mawr Col- lege. Prof. Edward G. Bourne, a Yale grad- vate of 1863, now professor of history in Western Reserve College, was elected to a new professorship of history. Frederick Wells Williams was appointed instructor in oriental history. Chariton M. Lewis of New York, a graduate of 1888, was ap- zpinten instructor in English. Dr. Charles ears Baldwin, instructor in rhetoric at Columbia, was appointed instructor in rhetoric. Dr. Irving Foster, assistant pro- fessor of mathematics, was transferred to the department of political science. ——_+e+___. Seven Cents for the Best Bed. From the New York Herald. “Speaking of cheap lodging houses,” sald a member of the Charity Organization So- ciety the other day, “aid yoy ever hear of the one in 2d street, where they charge seven cents for the best bed? “No? Well, the seven-cent bed is a board —that fs, It is elevated from the floor, but there is no quilt and no pillow. The floor itself is next. You may sleep there for five cents. “The five-centers use their shoes for pil- lows. Up in the attic a 6x3 floor space is rented for three cents, and the earliest ap- plicants get the space near the door. They have a better chance of living till morning than the men in the rear of the room. There is no light to speak of, and I wonder how it is that the board of health permits ‘such overcrowding and such danger of pes- tilence. “And after the three-cent bed there ‘s little to be expected but the river and the slab in the morgue.” ——_——-+e+—_____ Not a Parallel Case. Frow Goo! News. Boy—"Us boys is gett’ up a Ife and drum corps, and we called to see if you would subscribe.” Mr. Lovepeace--‘Hum.” Boy (encouragingly—-“Mr. Gadd, your neighbor, gave us a dollar.” Mr. Lovepeace—“Yes, but he is going to move away nex: week.” go grease and indigestion— that’s why physicians con- demn modern lard. Hand in hand go health and Cot- tolene—that’s why Cottolene has received the endorse- ment of the leading lights of.the medical profession. When you feel that it would be a pleasure to eat any kind of pastry or fried food, without fear of indigestion, get Cottolene. See that the trade mark—steer’s head in cotton-plant wreath—is on every pail. Sold everywhere. Made only by The N. K. Fairbank Company, CHICAGO, and 114 Commerce St., Baltimore. SIS DISIR Dr. Shade’s Chlioridum discovery for Consumption has cured more complicated Lung and Throat Diseases than all the Physicians of the District combined. A Few of the Cured. Hon. Morgan E. Wise, late Congressman; Dr. 1. tm. B. Patterson, 52 B et. Dr. Phillips, Tate hysician to the Belleview Hospital, N. Y¥.: Mrs. Welborne, 3308 Sheridan ave.; David Crowley, 244 9th st. ne: Wells, Lanham, Md.; Mrs. Little, Casino Club, Mount Picasant, D. C.: Mrs. RK. B.’ Holland, 630 L st. n.e.; W, Sanford Brown, 1408 Corcoran st.; Mrs. Bender, 1232 6th st. n.w.: all of Washington, D. C., are a few that have been cured of consumption in its first, second and some in the third stages of consumption. If you are skeptical Interview the above parties for your own satisfaction. Dr. Shade's office hours are 9 to 10 a.m., 1 to 7 p.m. Terms for treatment, very reasonaiile, to suit the patient's circumstances. — Consultation free. mh2-s-tr BER PODLO OE CLEESSOLPOESOOOS MAIES COOKING! RANGES Are made of STEEL AND MAL- LEABLE IRON. “One-half of the world docs not know how the other haif lives.” It it did—if every one could look into the happy homes of the users of Majestic Ranges there would be a big jump in Majestic sales. They save time, money and trouble— insure good cooking. Write for “Majestic Illustrated. Majestic M’fg Co., St. Louis, Mo. Sold by B. F. GUY & 00., 1005 Pennsylvania ave. SOOOOe SERRE EL000000000000008 0008. DONT TAKE MEDICINR - Disease is to Be Surely Cured Only by Destroying the Microbes That Cause It, RADAM'S MICROBE KILLER WILL DO IT. It is Pleasant to Take, Efficient anéd Inexpensive. i i i than good. The principal trouble comparatively few physicians stand the rature of all diseases. of disease has had to fight its stinacy and prejudice. It slow the medical profession erobe theory. Among ers, physicians who are gi the same as their fathers 4s still unbelieved. Among Uberally educa! Uberal-minded doctors, there is not know that every disease is ii . i { ay § 5 e i i H s i § fede i i Bg E 3 disease. The man most responsible edge is Mr. William Radam, who, ments and by his discoveries with has actually proved that there is cine any more than seltzer wates is a medicine, Just as the latter is charged with carbonic acid gas, ‘0 the former is water charged with antiseptie gases. It ts used as water, only in smaller quantities, Its antiseptic power stops fermentation. No mix crobe, not even the microbes of leprosy, can live in it, but the doses must be suffictent to permeate the entire body. Doctors give a spoonful at a time, The dose of the “Microbe Killer” is a wine glass full, or more. Physicians’ preseriptions are poisoa+ ous. This is not. Alcohol, or whisky, is bighly antiseptic, but when diluted with water, it loses its antiseptic power. ‘The same is true of drugs. The “Microbe Killer” also loses its property when diluted. It is of exe actly the proper strength in the bottles and jugs it which it ts sold, and should be taken as it is. Radam’s Microbe Killer is a safe and certain cure for any and every discase. It kills microbes and thus immediately stops the cause of the trouble. Every disease that the human body is heir to is caused by the existence of microbes. If these are Killed and eradicated from the blood, there can be no sickness. It does not make any difference what the trouble seems to be. Wherever any part of the body is in a disordered condition, the real cause is microbes. No matter where these are, Radam's “Microbe Killer’ will hunt them out and kill them, and the disease will be cured. To one who has not een under a microscope the difference between pure blood and blood full of microbes, these statements seem incredible. As a matter of fact, it makes no difference whether they are believed or not so long ‘as the cure is effected. The only trouble that Mr. Radam ever had was to. get people to make a trial of his preparation. Its effect is so quickly apparent that a trial is all that is needed. Any one who Is sick will be easily convinced of the merits of the “Microbe Killer” if they will only try it. It is not an expensive ex- Periment, and it means restored health every time, A fifty-page buck, giving full particulars regard- ing this wonderful medicine, also testimontals of cures, mailed free. Address, The Wi. Radam Mi- crobe Killer Co., 7 Laight st., New York city; of Acker & Kenner, 1429 Pennsylvania ave.; or Schel- ler & Stevens, 9th st. and Pennsylvania ave., Wash- ington, D. 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