Evening Star Newspaper, January 10, 1891, Page 9

with head on one side, eyes “in fine ) ' ing” and both bands pressed to the of for al ‘the test at all, but so long as he refrains he is — PERUVIAN CHARACTER S22: 2222-22852 THE BIGGEST BUREAU. [2s SORCERY DID IT. /Seateeeeeeees| | Se jooke! upon council with the ‘warriors. wae One any he astonished, os, by pleamanty re- Batter in ‘certain E men who conduct tee tial in the capacity | Bion derdicseacieny he gen J «You saay perhay sre a known in medicine as “‘veal skin. Bureau - 2 board =e A Strange Mixture of Gentleness and | thow a need of washing, but I took cold last | It Great Force and Its Vast Annual | sbservinge How the of Ethnology Ex-|cf,0 bow’, of, “mminers |The, United Kinds are 00 costly that people would cer- F : no: (ial p Week and am not yet rid of it.” And then we : naturally - plains the Indian Outbreak. to suppress the sun dances, for the reason that | tainly make them for themselves if they only « Sentimentality ~ ©*"T remembered the superstition, held in Expenditure. + |= pity tha plains Ree To ee ear ee eaves very natural | knew how,” said Dr. John V. Shoemaker, the (of wniveral re it is dangerous to wash on desire to for the | Knew hos : omgerrsag Bed one's face and hands during a cold, though it — Be taken d [ae lew Rg hed a Be aod barren eee eg A pellg Rage D ILLUSTRATIVE ANECDOTES.|™ Mite mone mas, |COURSE OF A PENSION. | Sprit See a ee ihe eves ofthe young girs To get euch glory | you how you can manufacture at home several |. Sac Can a eee The young colonel was not of those plebeians ay momare Mpau carte ie Mother of one of he Beuastriana, to seated wit, ‘The People Are Quite Folite, Yet Wil! Try and| Who serenade their dalciness with guitar or | The Claim Traced From Its First Entrance | ,,1¢t ws briefly watch the course of « claim | Wonderful Things the Indian Sorcerers Cam | Take this understood. it must ‘be explained | "™ mall outlay. a . a “ the | Mandolin, assisted by the voice; nothing but| yatothe Office Until Its Allowance.or Re- | ‘2*°ugh the different divisions of the pension | po—Meking Grass Grow and Birds Talk— that the decorations which adorae European ‘Take farina cologne, for example. You can “Work” the Stranger—Hard Fate of the fall brass band would satisfy him when = office. John Smith, let us suppose, claims pen-| How Sitting Bull and the Other Mystery | Of distinction are not more easily read by a| make that for yourself of just as good quality Donkeys—Love Making Withs Brass Band—| intensity of his fcelings demanded musical ex-| Jeeton—Temptations to Special Agents—| Ji. for rheumatism contracted when he was Gate: ewes with the system than are | as you can buy by taking fourteen ounces of Benevolent Bull Fights. pression. Wo ondured it several times: but| Gegeral High Character of the Employes. | sorving in the swampect Virginia." Tho di gts [poe mica eres marks and insignia that serve to ornament | deodorized alcohol and putting into it four Serene ae tes a i a ee re merce a aes ; = i : , one dr ‘Froes the Star's Traveling Commissioner. Thich will be readily. understood ‘when T ex- Written for the Evening Star. stamped there. Then ii te sent $0 tha reser’ ‘Written for The Evening Star. INSIGNIA OF BRAVERY. neroliand half a drachm of oil of lavender. | Saoncary parsnite! Lnea, Pzaw, 1890. | Plain that the regiment band was thirty pieces 15 A great deal .in the newspapers | division, where there are hundreds of enor-| C\ORCERY HAS BEEN at the bottom of the| For example, if # brave wears an eagle’s | Add enough rose water to bring the mixture ‘The Friend—But isn’t riding a sedentary pur- cox wince snin anne AR Pa eect Sati | seen pn a ptr | Sa ae ea Se HP, | Sanaa went cpane ss rea a ch pat [S97 Pt nto Foto |e nen dhs: Perecteas dine a: mags ‘edsbaie: af | Coetayl coat pated gh aang ers, but who that reads all that is written | given to the claim and where it is put in a neat, | bureau of ethnology at Washington. tip it means that he is an expert horsethief— | Pint of real in. B says he doosn't find it so. the record divisi “ Enter the Riding Master. Sieeos " ‘the savages | the rattle typitying stealth. A feather witha | “All these things you can buy at the mearcst ne . stjudienting divisions, Tt | of North Ament we tee supernatural. “Tuey |found red Shes be has | apothecary shop. Possibly you may prefer to | aenueatar yous arses Sil be in dieectiye ity, sentimentality and |M evening's serenade to order whatever they | knows anything about the pension office? Ac- eee cae pane ee a a tobe been secaniod bys bobeal oA ten Deore use a recipe for ean de cologne, which, in a re. | 0°" rear “eres weil bo tn disecty, ‘ape are governed and controlled nominally by war- logne, demen i to cording to the estimates of the Secretary of | it goes to one of heartlessness. They are excessively polite to a = abe i t the minutest detail of an exaggerated etiquette | Paid by the unfortunate person to whom the | tho Treasury for the service of the fiscal year | it comes from ~ shall see some litt this time. (Clatter t man it vision; if from a no spot, but is split from the tip down, he has | cent competition among makers, was awarded | °°. o ~. « onal occasions af home or abroad. Their BULL FIGHTS FOR BENEVOLENCE. ending Juno 30,1892, pensions and the pension | Now Yorker, to, the eastern division or ts the | TIO chiefs, but in reality by jugglers, whowe | peer struck by an arrow, Supposing that the | the first prize for excellence among 219 recipes ek ee Saleen, wth hemes) voices are always low and musical, their viva-| The Sociedad Benificencia or Benevolent So- | bureau will require an appropriation of over | southern or western division, asthe caso may be. | skill surpasses that possessed by any other pro- | feather has been cut off square near the tip, | submit If a0, take one. pint of triple-dis- pag ‘Kay, Sir. you — paregns ae a re 140,000,000, that is © sum of money that is| When it reaches the files of one of the divisions | fessed magicians in the world. Extraordinary |® band of vermillion across the cut edge, tilled alcohol and mix with it one ounce of | i} cious gestures and profound obeisances the | ciety of Lima, which exercises 4 general super- . fealig bi wed on Mavine onal inwashied ity | Warrior bas cut the throat of an enemy. orange-flower water. Put into the mixture two | °C™* iti almost incomprehensible to ordinary people. iy be conside: 3 accounts have been written of the dexterity wi a te Pp ly Ro, perfection of grace and their every-day man- | vision over all the public charities, has lately on its career. An examiner is given charge of ‘Uther deeds accomplizhed are recorded by | drachms of bergomot, one drachm of oil of 7 an ners such as Lord Chesterfield might have | given a series of Sunday afterndon bull fights, | It is over €2 for every person in the United it, and it is his duty to call for ail the evi and powers, apparently superhuman, of the | other symbols. If you eee an Indian wearing a | lemon, twenty arops of oil of neroli, twenty | One" = today—you ve & envied. If « lady—young or old, handsome or | with hired matadores and picadores from afar, | States. The machinery that will make the dis-| necessary to establich it as a good or bad claim. | Conjurors of India, who plant a seed which | feather that has ite quill part adorned with | drops of oil of rocemary and six drops of ‘oil of chan bit rough ti ae asiben tees — 4 — hideous—comes into any public place where | #0 increase their fund from the proceeds. The | bursements will require about $5,000,000 to keep | John Smith's rheumatism is investigated from | grows before the sight of the beholder into a | beads or wrapped with red flannel, yon know | origanum. bet poutine hci ottee a aun oth be, ms : = bull fights of Pere are not nearly so barbarous it running. The staff of the pension office | every point of view, and the correctness of his | plant that seems to touch the sky and perform | that he has captured a woman. Supposing that | | ‘There are few colognes to be bought in the | jit ot ll be ll right on her after « ~4 gentlemen are congregated, instantly the buzz | ag those we have witnessed in Mexicoand Cuba, 4 testimony is tested ‘as well as it can be on a os 7 a hak ing, but | Bé bas outraged and murdered her, the latter | world that can approach in excellence the two B » . of conversation ceases, every man rises to his | because here no blinded horses are forced on | Comsists of nearly 6.000 people. There are | Driv ey system. In the hands of the | ter seeming mirscles not less amazing, but | yi you can make at home by those recipes. "They . Dodger out for feet, takes off his hat and remains standing un-| the horns of the maddened toro to be gored | the United States examining surgeons, who are | ¢xaminer the claim stays until it is completed. | f the actual accomplishment of such won- ions | ought to be enough to supply your dressing | * < ney til ahe has passed out or is seated. When a| to death for the delectation of spectators and | scattered all over the United States and whose | Sometimes it taken a few months only to reach | drons feats reliable evidence islacking, whereas | for them. From the Indians point of view |table. But there are other delightful things Got a nice r o . “orse for you, M: Arry Snig; Sir. then ‘with entrails’ protruding. | duties con: nical examina’ of, ceampiotion, ‘ani csaeiionns, toe | thar dents oad. ot any wickedness, however cowaruly, is abray- | for the toilet which you can manufacture for r x Sviceera, Sir—Prar cen Ganka Oe petal neless thes calcd port ereutoneans eappunsaeiiie panies race ne apa oon a ok Stee ‘There are plenty | sons of credit for trutirtelling who have mace |C¥- ‘The man ‘who steals a pony from an Ia- | Yourself likewise. For instance, there is jelly | D'svolo. You mustn't take mo motice of bie Fiages, horse car, on streets and in le to satisfy the most blood thirsty and to sicken oe Toy | Ducking a bit at starting—he'll soon leave it off. " dian, thongh the latter isa friend and of his | of roses, which is a delight! reparatic the door-ways or balconies of their houses, un-| the unaccustomed. ‘The “Sociedad,” though | Sion agents, who pay out the money to the pen-| ff, riains to pending in the pension ofice | agidavite to having seen, for example, an abo-| own triberie entithed to somes marlon bis | the skin wet lips. "To make it'get two ounces | , MF- Saiggers (who conceals his qualms wndar uhtecas a cus-|made up of the strictest ‘church people, | sioners. There are the special examiners, who | {rat gir’g,‘e years old, and there are even | Final “mystery man” go out to an entirely | body or property 4 | of pure glycerine and half nn ounce of the best | 74 facetiousness)—Soon leave me off, you : poner sa does. to it a share from | travel about and investigate cases of unusual] some that are quarter of a century old. spot on the prairie and make grass spring | horse belonged toa white racu, the mark isa | Russian isingiass. “With these mincis ounces of | ™2® | < tom is observed whenever the door of a church | 20e8, note oS ee coe custo plication or. in which fraud fo suspected. | Wins Gen ner has brought the elatzn to's | UP all over it within a few moments. little different, to indicate the iron shoe. When | roe water and put in ten drops of oil of roses. . (after distrituting the remaining a pe Erg flee ag Merde ventura, quubling Nous ‘and | Ther have a pretty hard time of it these epec- | complete siate he briefs the papers in itand OTHER WONDERS a brave kills a fooin fight, he does not neces- | Keep the jelly in tinfoil, so as to exclude the | line and stand. Ue, meee ean ee ae tendernews to the young and their toleration of | timilar entertainments and ——— Soe a need plenty of 1 nerve | submits it to the board of review for admission | equally surprising are performed by the Indian | #0ry er = — B ctl 3 —— Sonn macs a pomitio and retain Sis feeb <7 command, veins token up in Gutat oad and charity toward the vast army of beggars | nding that it —— —_ Z mm = = an SS sili nod ena bag age may be. The oegaed mystery man. He will take a number of little | the gret toon oh ageing ph aw the m victim | “If you chocee, you can for your own | With the second nd a lock af Hey esata Wo behold ad worthy ot emule | snzihing ta ee Piare a as| Eevetn a wore Renee Saag ee Hise | eet it thinks ie li reguirea mors ev. | Wooden etigicn of human beings and ba. | HiRes gun or otherwise. ‘The first of the | use the perfection of face powder by mixing | Wy. ,0™"emane tw whee _— hide.” Here is ahint to those good people | were subject to human limitations. He thought | it came, where it undergoes more treatment ing buried them up to the waist in the earth, | four is entitled to a mark that is like wn X, sig- | one ounce of impure carbonate of zine, finely bed cere oe ABE POLITE, BUT WILL TRY AXD WORK YOU. | who object to making the liquor traffic pay a it was unreasonable of the government to ex- | from the examiner, bet te on the other han i cause them by drumming, singing and in- | nifying the stroke of the wenpon across the | pulverized, with one ounce of earbenate of | jim" ander! a pers Ree They will put themselves to the greatest | part of the burden imposed on society in the | pect him to be a judge, Snzy, a prosecuting the board of review approves findings of | cantations : to dance. Or he will jug- | corpre, while the other three have earned dec- | magnesium, ad ai of oll of wer- | cas, on now's the te & ee amount of trouble to serve a stranger, without | pauperism it induces, as, is provided in the | attorney and attorney for thedefense at the | the examiner and allows the claim it goes to | fle with firein a mort extraordinary fashion. | orations of the samo character, with some Hight bons: The result isa powde = slightly | seate—tiat back a bit straighter. “ir. Cope expectation of reward; their hospitality is un- | license laws. on the ground that this is. com- | same time. Sse nace, “rence where pension Ce | voung mon vurcound {5 oniirely ithe ving of jaa cee Eusted. "All ‘theeo' things, I'mention: yeu re. | NOt: Just fall ont, and well let thera suirrup- bescaryge joes Se at kom an one iio: slsazadinn nace the Saeed watea sia Po) Cobvsrattgeraiglaapetoah to the rejected files of the sdjudicnting division | brightly blazing fire. At the eame time an| 40 9 warrior prsnipred seca in council | member, are to be bought at any firstle | Sebo has Jeon Soman og bienself thet Pear utes “ret ao tanpematiy unean oae rendered by the fall choir in a jubilant burst A special examiner really has to be all of | p yn° nelocted files of the drug shop. For a greasy, shiny, rough or red “os cmpty lodge at 2 distance will be encircled with | hi . . fore ost soler \d | these in a measure, beside being his own clerk. fire in like manner. Both lodges are closed | "P0n his own feats of prowess, he places a| eondition of the cuticle no’ can be better | (5 SuTraps were convenicntly high. has to sce resort toa thousand polite pretexia toget money | [ oressits bf all ceremonials, the slevation of | Ho mast go to the different witnesses and ex- EVERYBODY CANNOT BE PLEASED. tightly, all the people in the village looking on | round stick in the hand of a feliow-brave and | than a powder made from one ‘ounce of finest | {2° let mee too ont of you, such. for example, as a dead friend : h It is not such an easy thing to get s pension | intently, and yet/after the space of ef aaa asst hi | pre Thalk with Dnitrate of | t02ch them by etretching. ) who had recentiy lost all his property and | the Host:and when mentioned the matter | amine them, taking down their testimony him- ‘ iy, Sete o few | pre to relate his heroic pet repared chalk with one ounce of subnitrate of | comfortable. (Oh, are’ we Whose coffin must be bought by subscription; | OM day toa priest of my acquaintance, he | seit. If he’ thinks it desirable he must cross. | ®4 itis not surprising that the commissioner | moments, the old gentleman, the faggots hav- : | ganmuth, two drops of oil of roses being mot | ‘ros!’ Mr. Tongs, fir, Won't you donate $10 toward co charitable an | tid: “‘And why not, pray? Why should’ the | examine them. He must be careful not to | of pensions, with such a large force ofemployes rele ee Gpeic Lang opcode <_-e i at shar Oak ae chai ee object? or a tale of woe about a poor widow and | PFince of Darkness have all the best and most | allow himself to be imposed upon, and he | under him, and having in his charge the inter- | tig in what was before the empty lodge, while | dren he has scalped, and so on, the brave who lore effective than powders as curative | fir. Jogcies, Sir—kecp those eels down? er ciliieem, lets goeadiiean Sn the eal world, | Joyful music, and the Lord of Hosts only the | must be equally on his guard to se0 that the | ests of so many thouseads of claimants, chould | the one which he previously occupied is left | holds the stick applauding each exploit re- | agents, if the skin is greas = : : ¥ your stirrup, Mr. Jel : b a Faxsre B. Wann. 7 t .- | ¥acant. This is a trick often done, but how | counted with e: tions of “How! how!” | properly compounded lotion. E: “ va ° who are desirous of going to their relatives in | ™0st dolorous oe Ehance Wo presse oneeytiine, furorabie vo his | Otter He eariaes lenee eee eis and hess | tho transits effected no white man in this | and tho others joining in an echeloy chorus | kant LY Sialy maisine se are at aris | feel for it, Sit. Twant you to be indet some distant place: surely the senora will be THE WRONG RESTAURANT. er” eo ele ee nes ne ee el pelt on of praise. ‘The narrator would not dare claim | acid with four ounces of distilled witch hazel, | °F the irons. I'm going to make you ride with- pe Ae Te io" Washingt bararost pivnenontetn cy co| neier eho is: eterel th ail aad ink HOW SOME OF THE TRICKS ARE DOXE. y Gory towhich he was not entitled, iest he | It should be applied with @ piece of soft old | Kale) Kaprin: Cropper, Seif that Velvia Sot Gemens a Guten aan widows with | DIST. Miritote Until Ther Saw the Bill, | #b¢ merits of the case. If the claim is rejected | of the commissioner of pensions cannot be a| Of course, all this-eorcery business is hocue- | be hooted down as a liar. ‘To the decorations | mu-lin. Supposing that you desire to refine | Siiswec) cP a cropper, Sir. f that Vol of secs casey toon = Table d’Hote Until They Saw the Bill. i hes i clots of y also the same proposition applics. As for the | and impart luster to the ‘surface of the nails, ; _ weeping families, until I learned the little ha he murt sometimes add x knowledge of the art | ha y one. If he is sigict and suspicion Pocus, excellently well done. Much of it is pal-| Stick ie pepreedais eerie En the ee | ek tee tee ae cet eerace of the naila, | vou like vouare mow, on a field day--they Sivae Eobasts leis sss MTDaatal | "es aolacs nr a ovr tha wot re | Sete teed nesny s pemtunene | erecta ater? wed at be | Pty ac, fom Wwe mats pousot vw | sa ers ag pecan seats | Saar hee nee es | tet ot tte’ fir. Gi. Gnpeer a manner before politely requesting yout money | saying thet snae af the table hate afvecrea | and desires to wreak vengeance Upia the head | oral and dleposed to deal Mverally by the claim For instance, the mystery, man will lox upon | the nextday. ‘This s the price of the applause a ake n delightfat | iS mctive for practicing his riting.) Now, > litel y : - > restr fle | the groun is, “medicine ack” of mink | obtained; it reprecents the purchase’ of @ wi you how to make a delightful ~ yh Ray to secure the former, he will erave your pardon | fact that in one small and secluded cafe such | for his opportunities to make money Wishon. | of playing into the bands of the pension attor. | make it take life apparently and move. But | Spetking of symbolslike the stick that means | strawberry reason arrives, unl ide way eoistoal te Cian, whale phneain karen mer sens tote | a capeuh te Gacjaa Soc Of aa.acs sua oad oseaot [only Soe neva, and again, as in thecase of the able and | the trick is known by. the’ wise to be accom- | a horse the substit 0 purchace some of hothouse cul > ibard bes han ee culigieea tear eumalse “seguumae tals, ts dase ici of cookery could ever select | _ Bight here Tot us pauso for a moment and re- | conscientious commissioner under Gen. Grant, | Plished by previously putting a field mouse or | these Indians is a most 2 x. It | thirteen ounces of fresh strawberries, twent ° 5 aa and tanzy long; enon, romana . flect upon the magnificent record for honesty | Mr. Bentley, the pension attorneys accuse him | Other small animal into the sack. the drumming | does not mean that their spoken vocabulary is | five ounces of lard, fifteen ounces of suet an r ‘ir. Bilbow-Kay, Sir, try and acta ee ee tly, but | £°F himself. One of the greatest gourmets of the | shat the smaller officials of the government | of every crime conceivable. On the whole, it | causing it to try to escape. ‘The feat, ocea | impoverished, but comes simply from the fact | forty ounces of cacao butter, and add to the ner pon ae knee ae to set up cron over Your grave, so that future | tn Tecently went into raptures over this | have made for themselves, How ‘many days | is better, if you wish to lead a quiet life, not to | sionally performed, of causing a staffed gull on | that in the old “days, when they roamed tho | mixture two «rops of ‘otto of roses and. two | Bi . rode, KY Passeroy may pause to aay prayers for Jour | cheap and delicious dinner and told all his | pam by that we do not isa econ, Sepepesies | Soceys the pouitions wien #¢ le fered $0 ye ©) || Pn carte ch a ca cae ater | Ee tea ee eee Soci ees gncap ames ierie st You're all right, Mr. Jogeles— asiaiotes on friends that they must not miss it. of the genial cashier and the crooked books and —— y 2 Te i » me 3 2 other, | farm y > - | it’ on’y his play; set down on’ your saddle, facia m marr or naner. | “Ononight mt trvarquistanen foment | eliaieence fe oe fae of age | vam masy ro sumone, | eygrc shen tec tus ceaeeting | at Sa ogee ung st a | Gta opr proce a ri? MAGS ya Spat In all the months I have remained in this | of town, and, as he was unable to dine with | fustea businem!man's clock who leaves the ETE 20 that while a dance is going on around the | came to have its sign designation, so that a |aud cacao butter together in a water bath amd Sea oesee eee ee country I have never seen a child whipped and | them, he gave the address of the restaurant | office in the evening and comes not back any|“° Dwelling Proof Against the House-| pole the mystery man takes a convenient op- | man might indicate of what nation he was by a | put in the fresh strawberries. ‘The temper- | Pass )— Ge. haee demaethaces Gee have scarcely heard one ery. The poorest | where the table d’hote was served, saying they | more and who leaves behind him nothing but lasheuaadipiisenone? Portunity, when the attention of all is ex-/ motion or two. If an Arapahoe wishes to idene | ature must be kept very low and only high | F es ‘aon ony _— are byall ‘The two strangérs | 21 enormous reputation loose in the world and | Interview with Gall Ross in Chicago News. tantly directed to the gull, to cail into the | tify himself he places a foretinger alongside h jeneae to keep the mass liquid; otherwise tI M.— AL! Every gentleman take his feet sod sentimentality more, than Ris daily meat | started up town together, stopping: in ea thels | emptiness locked up tight in his employer’s| “The fret burglary I remember of commit-| tube. . At the top of the pole ism whistle, and | nose. "On this account the people of that tribe ftrewberry aroma will be lost, “After the stuf | ont of the atirrapn and ‘cross them on the sont and drink: yet a vein of coldest eruelty and | way at various art gulleries where picturesque | ff. Just stop and think a moment of the dis- | ting was when my father lifted me over the | give voice comet out from it with most impres- | are called tho “Smellorn” Ihe sign of the | has thas remained for several hours af span; | de in front of him. Not your feet, Mr. Snig- utter heartlessness runs through the best of | appetizers were freely disposed of. and finally | honesty committed by those employed in busi- | ¢oicg into a neighbor’s yard to steal flowers. I pe : epping g: ly cool oils of roses " ts tomy gers, we ain't Turks ‘es em. This is evidenced i i ir raiter one | ness houses and then think of the honesty that rs a8 JUGGLERS. of the Pawnees or wolves two fingers and neroli. , Mr. 8. -There' it : wis web eh Sea pa co | al suds ep not inh Tce ay | Hurts tecarcrecl the gterast ob | pps he did't ink hoy tad lela | yg Taaan wits mont expert aif och bcd" hal cet "ald ml ofthe bet ind to tp the _ aap) thes ane Voom duet in war. Perhaps the most common ex-| bill of fare, but they would trust him to serve | ‘Lhe opportunity is not wanting either, and the | but the memory of that first theft has clang t0 | jugeting of all sorts. A mystery man will make | {20,9¢"°M4,_ {0 ,,feProrent cars A fore-| skin of the face and hands smooth and pretty 3 then—Walk! Trot! Set back, imple, i in their, treatment of donkeya. No|. first-claesdinner. It was indeed such a one | Chances of detection are about thesamein both | me always. Subsequently, when I took # n0- |, string of beads at e distance from him on the | of irsld singh ey eee Betton ne | Tet ca make by mixing one pound of ground | gentlemen, ect back all—old on by your knees, ee een onan oa Pigze Phere the Lest of vinnds were a ekecy. | whecls of the government machinery might be | Bamely, to gut. jewelry store—I fortified my- | Sick person he exhibits five tubes, each afoot | being wriggicd backward, siguilice the Cea: | ounce of oll of leonard + quarter of a drachm | 20804 ‘orcs nest time wou cnas” Seuses ment, overwork “and slow starvation. |" Tho claret was surprisingly fine and it put | rewarded by pensions in old age or disability, |self with @ good bracer of whisky, ‘worked’ | in length, with which he proposes fo suck out | anche, being intended to call to mind tho trai- | of oll of bitter almonds. Florida water as good |, FR*Ugim*e Next time you come. Quicken u Everywhere we see pitiable examples of | the friends in such a glowing mood that they | and it would ‘but a reasonable recognition of | the house with a blush and blamed my father | of the diseased part the evil spirit that is mak- | ing of the lzriat. The Arikara are called the | #8 youcan buy you can compound from two : it : 8 lariat, a x . b fk could roll faster then you're trotting! Lor, beasts bearing heavy burdens upon raw | resolved to go into a little extra expense by or- | marvelously honest service. for teaching me to steal. Be oe Teen ee a ante eliored | ees cnet Taking are a Ce ook De tas | Lene ore ncn renar, one ounce of <li of | you're ima rows’ Guy Roses on ‘eresback and |, dicedingbecks, en hich, daily | dering bottle of champagne. i, clans TEMPTING PRESENTS OFFERED. “Now, across the water it isnot so easy to| that has found lodgment in the bod Pendoreilles a sign of paddling ina boat is | drachms of oil of clovee—all mixed im one gul- Press deeper and deeper into the festering flesh | were lighted one men. called for ‘The special examiner of the pension office | gain access to a house as here, because of the | physician puts the first tube in his mouth and | made. while the Nez Perces pass a. forefinger | lon of deodorized alcobol, 2 wpa fo Tear he nre, and still no attention | check and. as his eves fell upon the addition. © | nay opportunities of accepting tokens of grati- | {ron ecreers. In New York it is hardly less dif- | apparently swallows it. He takes the second | across the nose as if to pierce it throu; || A. first-rate bandoline is readily compored | St,tidin 1, inal. SS Sa Gaede, see them Gl huge ocd ese perme pmo tude from claimants that would make the | ficult, in my opinion at least, for the same rea- | 0‘ twullows that; likewise the third and the | septum, and the Sioux draw the hand ‘across | by taking even 0 of weter and mixing “cir. 2 the f crossed along their backs and flanks, raised by * | time, cir. There, that'll do—or well ‘ave all oa “ i fourth. The fifth tube he permits to t | the throat. The latter are otherwise known as three ounces of proof spirit and a : Isn't there some mistake about this?” he | mouth of a state legislator water if he heard of | son. ‘However, out west it is not considered a cae brags Shvcsin,” Geo sume bolag: suppaned | Ssechenand abet of temtionne cae adding | Your sddles to let unfurnished. Wavalk! Mt the merciless whip, which falls unceasing 9 abst in con- ‘enter a h it where you | from his lips and with it sucks out the ailment. : 7 > your anneal a. ay a er a rg : deilamacinetem tamudeee | Gro ci ee oe 70%) Having accomplished this he spits out the dis- | to have been derived from a war with the Utes | ten drops of ‘otto of “rove. Let the ‘mixture | Lubow-Kay, when your. erse changes lus pace Some have their ears lopped and broken by that devolve upon him, it might be eu “And-you ascribe that to—" ease into’ a basin, wherein at once appeare the ay Years AGO, daring which they cut | stand for a day and Shen strain it. To make | ectin’ ‘arf-way ah getane blows from cudgels, and many have their nos- that the government would pay bins sie of “To the way the house is bi le have | evil spirit that has occasioned the trouble, in Peewee y a stpar } ad oe Tee ee | cl, One cael ee eee snes ef alee lad apiedon , sir. Uneross stirraps. trils slit up on each side the nose, so that there| “Oh! non, monsieur,” replied the waiter, “‘ze | about £10,000 a year, but any such supposition | learned to protect their basement windows, as|the shape of a dead mouse or other such | they co een ERS calnd eontuaied oom half an ounce of giy-| ‘Trot on! It ain't no mortal use your clucking may be “uo nonsense” in the way of difficulty plea vere zay sairve ze table d’hote is two | iserroneous. He gets from 31,400 to ¥1,600 a| a rule, with bars, but still this is not always the | Creature. Lastly, the mystery man produces A WHITE SORCERER. detcber- pag wh Pete thy te ge aed | . Tongs, sir, because she don't of breathing and consequent loss of speed in | doors below.” year, his traveling expenses are paid, and he is | case. ‘One would think that a man with his | from his mouth the five tubes successively and | pp. W, J. Hoffman of the ethnological bureau Pr teas wk adbeneagior + — eclmyung rem vr we a the langwidge—touch her with your the higher altitades. ‘What's the bill, Jack?” asked the man op- | given 3 aday in order that be may board. at| millions, perhaps in bank, with his house | takes lis departure, Where bestows them | 1. sorcerer of the highest degree among the | Cure, hvaroeen, shish you can buy by the |*241 in the ribs, Suigge : AED FAtE ov Tem Deukae. . Ssaday hotels. Ho pays himself a million dol- | loaded with costly art. pieces and a fortune | ®¥ay, whether in bisslimeniary canal or other- dinieteen, Maatisae Ween Soltlasehecot Sup ama |neames oreuaie at t $2 | doin’ Jest what he likes with yon. The tees ‘4 ifteen dollars,” replied Jack. lars a week in self-satisfaction and a knowledge | alone may be in diamonds and silver ware, | Wite, it is Teen to ton ta use Graal adities Lote die Eis | . bd he’s no fri nd few relat theory appears to prevail that a donkey poth men allowed their cigars to go out | of duty well performed. ‘The examining sur-| would take every precaution to guard against | Its readily understood how ignorant and | into i Duis mon whe os settee nacaet nee ee ae Mr. S. (with spirit)— can carry as much as can be piled upon him, | while they mentally kicked themselves. geons, pension agents and special examiners do | burglary, but he doesn't. He imagines because | SUperstitious savages would be led away by | only white m: Sin tad Laken MAA alike Gece er cee pl Ifyou want ‘im it, get and they are generally covered from head to I eee not live in Washington, but they are a part of | he never has been robbed that he never will be. ‘h clever imposture as this, and one may pag ion by ins de be woe Bp of ‘acetate of lead, with four | fy —wi TY sa tail with loads that bulge far out om each aide, Posted In Advance. the pension office and iust make their reports | That is about as much sense as the man had | easily comprehend why itis that the sorcerers, | the jugzling ‘ have excited the | Sil tre deed Generel eee nay ae or when carrying human freight, two men or a | F¥om the Detroit Free Pross. to it, and are amenable to ite disciplin». who didn't want his life insured because be hed | lke Sitting Dull, who was-not s chief, but 6 | cops cent chen cf bis fellow sewilace | eee eared Gepth of hue is obtained. And, “ couple of women or three or four boys bestride |The owner of a boarding stable in the north- ‘THE PENSION OFFICE PROPER. never di z Sey, aan eee be athodo prec sneweh | SS oarcat uistuaae be eee eee eee £ 7am are bothered with dandruff | Gidn't tell yer to fall off beimil. Ketch your ; him at once. When hardly able to move, either | ern part of the city advertised a horse for sale.| ‘The pension office proper, the huge buildi amnenever I took a notion to ‘work’ e house | © tisturbance se has just been agitating the | rene a eee Things Afro with, « Drop of | Lor ae eeta of gine trouble by rubbing into | orscg and stick to'em mest time. Right Ie- from excessive burdens or luck of food, his en- | Earl " ‘d . per, inh "8 | I didn't stop to go and look up the police | country. tor.” ‘This ttle trick Dr. Hott cies | ook rt & sponge overy other night = arse, Mr. Joggles, if you prefer ergice are stimulated as long ae posible by | “AT Yesterday morning a man appeared and | of red brick that Gen. Meigs put up in Judi- | record and see ifthe place had Teen “wired: | ‘The department of the government chiefly haces ope ra xecuics | solution made of five ounces of cologne with imal for a little ride all by bimself, twisting his stab of a tail or bis sensitive ears, | “ed to see the equine. ciary Square, contains the bulk of the men who | before. I immediately began laying my plans. | interested in the Indinns—namely, bureau of | Yer aoanty i re of powdered , two ounces of boraci a out in the streets—otherwino o= by the boy who rides him, who selects a nice | “See here,” said the owner ashe squared off | give out pensions or refuso to give them out, | A man with good nerve and a clear head who | ¢thnology—has its idea of the calise of the | chlorate of 1 u Fi A GRAVEYARD FOR THREE 3 kindly follow ver leader. Captin . soft spot somewhere on the animal's flank or | athim, “I like to haves fair understanding | us the case may be. It is larger than several of | works alone ought to be successful. I always frouble and the methods of the sorcerers who | FuIPHITIC, incest Anas tea RACES. | Cropper, Sir, that curb out a bit foreshoulder and works away at it with a rusty the departments and_is toa great extent a de- | worked alone except once. Then I was caught | fomented it. ther astonishing feats he dees by processes | Mound Ballders, Indians and more, Reindeer wouldn't be ‘arf so narsty with nail oF scrap of iron or tin till the hide is worn partment by itself. | There are fifteen divisions | and my “pal’ eucaped. I was on the outside and | | According to its account, the sorcerers were to the hand of the chemist and elec- = “4 ‘Whites All| yer......Ah, now you ‘ave done it. You want away, the raw flesh exposed and bleeding, and in it and each one of them does and amount of | he was ‘doing’ the job. I took my sentence like a | St the bottom of the whole dificulty—Sitting ciGears = When Have Used It. Your reins painted different colorsand labeled, then to continue nagging the wound. business that is quite astonishing, for there is | man ind never ‘peached’ on him:. Had I been | Bull at their head. Uncompromisingly a toe | tricia. It is ver ' = The strange phenomenon of one spot hay-| Sir, you do. ‘Alt, the cost of you......Now, Not less to be pitied are the street car mules no loafing there. No matter how hard the | ‘operating’ alone I don't think I would have | tothe father be was forever bent upon re- | Cree ee ca teen ing served as the burial place for people of | ®e¢in’ you're shook down in your saddles & and horses, which are beaten ince-aantly nomat-| “I know every erook and tarn about a horse, | clerks work it is almost impossible for thom to | been caught. pr gf its ipeanery mt tn ndfamoang Tg Pept meppeorboe sean meth ean three races in three distinct of the | Pit(“Shook up’ : ter how hard they pull or how desperately they | sir.” ’ | keep abreast of the increasing tide of applica-| | ‘About making houses burglar proof Ishould | tion would react destructively upon his own % Mbaaiy. 15 thd sae ths ee cee ae = _— we'll ‘ave the ‘urdles in and show you a bit o” exert themselves fash, lash, goes the long heavy | “Oh, youdo? All right. We now under. | tious for pension that come pouring in. These | first recommend that peopte put focks on their | People. Pale-face blood he must hare, and 80 | vucha good living that he doesn't care to join | POU history is met with on a bluff of the | Donnybrook! (The Clam endeavors to asmme whip over their suffering backs, up grade and | stand each other and Tl show you the beast.” | applications are for every conceivable ailment. | doors that can't be picked Wwith—well, with a | he and others of the sorcerers have been doiny se i a Iowa river, some forty miles from its mouth, | an air of delighted anticipation at this pleasing Sined for the expres tameht Anextra man is| | In ten minutes a sale hed been effected and | Hefore the enactment of the dependent pen- | button-hook. A burglar depends largely on a | thelr utmost for some, time past to incite ihe | "Sorcery was at tho bottom of the recent In-| #478 the St. Louis Republic. This thrice = oF _ i i is | skeleton ir access. Men of m ight. lishing | 4. ds = . id_ some nder:one. pont ions cttee teak aoe pcmcia wea e green ere aan aan toe is however, Tew we the lateh-lock on theit | this object were readily enough athand. dian uprising ond, so long as the mystery men | sacred bluff is known as “Graveyard — a ) pears to be the most industrious person in Pera. Bow “PIOSKINS” ARE MADE. ‘The most blood-curdling cruel thing that has yet come under my observation is the manner the Lm retain their intluence, they are likely to foment | Point.” It is situated in the northeastern | =; Captin 'Edstall here. and wants to try the a claim on his own account for a divability that sz and these cannot be picked—that is, not THE MESSIAH BUSINESS. y cob over ‘urdies? Ask him if he'll come : n ; : ables whenever they see any revenge or he had incurred in the war—had to prove a | readil;. ‘To guard against entrance by the} he sorcerers aro the head priests of the | other objects to be mecured by ing th ber of very difficult things. He had to make | doors they should be heavy, should fit tight to | 4. it is a wartiin ici: acre Panam Sera oA Pee went work with a jimmy’ should be deat, | ttibes, and it is a part of their business to go | warlike spirit of the braves with trance revela- 7 : iews wi tions and juggling tricks. werumentTagaives procl of identity, and | looked with s) dhnin-tock on. the incite into trances and have interviews with the Great BPs in which are obtained the so-called “pigaking” | cit him. | nous Mave felt bound to | Foretme clevel’ scountirels have imposed on | bolted securely at top and bottom. ‘That will | Spirit, which they duly report to the warriors en ; that so commonly serve for bottles and casks. t he knew all about « horse.” the pension office in this matter. Another form | generally baiile a sneak thief, who does not de- | upon awaking. It is easy enough for them to | A Gust of Wind and an Unfortunate earthworks, mounds, &c., relics of a race of They are not the hides of pigs, but thoes of ily, and, therefore, knew nothing. | of imposition is that practiced by the gentler | serve to be called a burglar. However, when | stir up the believers to a warlike frenzy by con- | From Smith, Gray & Co.'s Weekly. which the Indians have no distinct knowl-| cob. sheep, and, horrible to relate, are pulled off the y Lever made to any one.” " | sex. According to the pension laws the pen- | he finds the door effectually bars him he can go | veying orders and promises of success from 4 5 Mr. Sniggers (to him)—You ain't lost noth- ’ living animal, the poor sheep being actually sion of a widow ceases as soon as she gets mar- | to the rear, climb on a shed, portico or even | heaven. By this method Sitting Bull and fter serving for “To asacemetery for the | ing by coming late, I can tell yer. We've bin r skinned alive, or more correctly speaking Dreams of the Deaf. riéd. Of course this isa hardship to a great | ‘skin’ up a water Pive oF lightning rod toa others of his profession started the recent row. mound builders the Indians took of | having « gay old’ time in ‘ere—made us ride skinned dead, for, of course, he does not long | Prom the Philadelphia Inquirer. extent, because at that time, if she marries a | second-story window. Sucha window is said | The Messiah business was not the cause of the 2 . J without he did surv’ i ; 7 A , she needs tha be- | to be the easiest place of all to enter a house. | troubic, but was merely incidental. Nor was ccameen tie tesas ane anon one by one |, A% exert West Philadelphia physician in | Fore ‘pat Uncle Sem doesn't lok at it im, thet | Thet is why there. are #0 many ‘second-story | the notion of a Me2siah a new thing emong the tothe appointed place and firmly tied to a | *lking of the dreams of the deaf and dumb re- | light and thinks that her new husband ought | workers,’ as they are called, but I never tried | Indians. For many gencrations pact they have stake. ya the hide is neatly cut around the | marked: fo support his wife. The consoquonce of this | it'mysell. To prevent these fellows all exposed | locked forward to the coming of s divinity who neck and down the middle without touching | In visiting institutions for the blind and the | is easily foreseen. Some of the ladies, wishing | windows—I mean those opening on a porch or | Will drive all the white people off the continent, the flesh or severing the arteries or hurting the | deat I have made inquiry and have never found | husband and a pension atthe same time, get | sod should be well barred. | A ‘geoend-story orcloreag the game, and make things agreeable animal ; after hooks are fastene. P my | married i cer" doesn’t carry tools as a rule. : fate the lecncuedl aioe pre an instance of a person born deaf or of a child | chance arenbientie Gon, at eontinas to | enoak thief.” : oo) othe sorcerers, known otherwise as “dream- each hook, strong men take firm grip on the | WHO lost his hearing before he was four years | lead a dual existence, poring’ as poor foriorn| | The man spoke these words as if‘the “pro- | ez," hold periodical “dreamer dances” for ropes and pull backward, pulling and pulling ee ae fer peon widows before the government and leading naeged looked = anh siiaves.se, Co oa trance ger pte these ong ep < cere- " ide it f of recent in i present the from i be al characters w! a exclu mm | mony they wil nce eirele for as long ‘until the hide is torn off clean to the tail. It the" pine peng Cyn Tastzulon ofthe pleasant married lives at home. 10. sho’ 01 ng eries of the poor seep are almost human ii ine on at St. Augustine, Fin: } their expression of agony, and that the bloods, | , “Lhave closely questioned the deaf children | The dependent pension law has made many times the society of honest cracksmon. twenty-four hours sometimes, but at all events Scena -satineptlpernsa eamabuioa© “But for iron bars and steel doors,” he con- | wntil they are completely exhausted and fall tinued, “an expert burglsr has little dread. | down helpless upon the ground. Intoxicated here as to whether they have ever dreamed of | claims easy to prove. After the claimant bas | Give him time and he will go through a by long-continued nervous excitement, they stead of there being some one great somebody, Fae cones, ithe tararog rac | Revng anti invari, nee no °F | etal he enti it must be proved ht | hing it eqursw genio 6 oct, | af elt he mel daw ag nt om ther ay be tren thi. hlsnot a god ‘that the skins are much more flexible and di ve e same m of wy he served ninety days in the army or navy and ven genius is not equal to it, And for . mring wi hey have the super- . field for a social lion. The p of Ble when thus taken off alive than when the itty deaf persons with, same Fesalt, except | was honorably discharged and that he is suf-| this reason: A burglar or safe-blower has a | natural experiences referred to. . , : Prgtote 4 f brains and women of ‘animals are dead. re fering from “umental or physical disability of a | greater incentive for surmounting the difticul- DREAM DANCE AND SUN DANCE. 5 ps x ‘A GORGEOUS YoUNa ARMY OFFICER. hearing after learning to These last men- | permanent charactor, nat ihe result of his own | tics in the way of access to a. trearure than has writers have ignorantly tioned are all grown persons of some education | vicious habits, which incapacitates him from | the inventor for ereating them. ‘The one re-| 9 oken dh dhsee direamek dances ht “xan dances,” who understood the question fully and are very | the performance of manual labor in such a de- | Ceives his reward in the shape of salary; the ret hous hereeptordtingse scenes) — that they had never dreamed of hear- as to render him unable to carn asup- | other in working for a fortune, perhaps, that | #!though in fact there is no connection what- more than a rumbling sound.” port.” But any claimant who prefers to claim | lies just beyond the barrier which he is en- | ever between thie one and the other. under the old law may do so, aud in this case | deavoring to overcome. The burglar gains a| |The sun dance—an The Lion's Ailments. he has to prove that he served in the war, that | fortune fora few hours’ labor; the inventor | the Sioux and other ‘de- | From the Pittsburs Dispatch. he got disabled while in service and in iine of | labors for a year and at the end of that time | and simply a form of If lions and tigers catch cold a dose of | duty and that his disability, if a iisease, has | Bots Ler the worth of hia work. Ii is 0 | mento ot came a warriorship. ‘ powdered quinine is given to them in their | existed to a pensionable degree each and every | natural law ere there grea i ach year. a Fit the w: centive there will be found the greatest resulis ire to be considered as men present them- food. They sometimes suffer from dyspepsia, | Zot" ine? te close of the war up to the pres | CPi MeThus it is you will ed burglars es | selves for the trial, which is fellows and a meal of liver set before them is readily cant smart as, and even smarter than, inventors. ‘The candidate offers his chest and back to devoured and acts as a cathartic. They seldom Bais scare recat me “For my part Ifailto see how you could | the knife, by which are indicted eight gashes-- need treatment, however, for any trouble ex- | _Th¢ question of line of duty has produced | make a house absolutely burglar proof. You |fourin front and four behind. Just ubove cept in nails. In a en state the: many singular cases and has puzzled the pen- | might make it so difficult of access that the | each ripe ire. cuts nearly an inch apart are cout earning 1 down be clawing the | sion office sorely. Wasa man who bought a| burglar will find another to suit his purposes | made s0 that a small strip of flesh can be pulled trunks of trees. Yn captivity the nails erow | pie from a huckster in a certain southern city | ®* well One thing i certain, However a rich | outsuiiclently from the body to slow « smal eee i Sortrel man is a fool n ve bars on ws. peneene eRe ot Se | See of duty, “and having | They cost litle, but they rave much.” pen Beecher gh ¥ cifects of the ple, is his widow The and finds his failure in the : latter was finally made up, the bill, mostly for en- trifling services, covered several yards of fools- 1 caps. as the items enumerated the most minute When the client came around to settle FES] aH RF ry if it Hi pitta See nen Jake. (who hadn't made ogo SW tare re ‘bell I beard F