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THE EVENING STAR: WASHINGTON, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 1, 1882—DOUBLE SHEET. SEVERED BY FATE. Wow Ingomar Trod Lightly on the sicart Strings of Sweet Gladys. from the Chicago Tribune. “Pass the ple.” Ingomar McCloskey moved uneasily in his Tococo pants as these words fell in soft cadences upon a medallion-like ear that projected out Into the starry nizht from a head whose Grecian curves would attract attention any- where north of La Porte. The day had been beautiful one, and now that the shadows in the glen were lengt and the birds were tavit- tering in a sleepy fashion amid the boughs of | the locust trees, Ingomar and Gladys Perkins ‘were sitting silently on the back porch eating apple pie. do you doubt my love, darling?” she “Why fs it, after I have told you so times” told you with all the pas- MATRIMONY BY SYSTE'. That a matrimonial bureau exists in Gotham has frequently been s‘ated in letters from that but many have regarded the statements as being more or less romantic. A correspondent | of the Hartford Times, however, has visited the place and talked thus with the proprietor: “Who are the people who want to get mar- ried through your concern?” I asked him. He was rativer pleased than otherwise at my visit, and tilting back his chair motioned me to a seat In the big bare room furnished with one table, at which he sat, two chairs and a pile of letters scattered over the mantel plece and on. the floor. “Yon sayin your circular,” I con- tinued, “that the need of a marriage bureau is atong-felt want. Why?” You may not have any trouble In getting ofa woman's first and only lov my Idol, that your hopes are my 3 vars ny fears this with my arms around your face close pressed me; that a look of pur face? eurown the shadows in the begun to chirp in their trays of moonfight that glen. nol=y way, and the come down toearth in a silvery the es of the cust trees bring into bold re- | es of a sawbuck t he woodshed. answer,” v' do you doubt m “I do not.” answers Ingomar. “it is false!” exclaims Gladys. doubt in every line of your features. else “T can see the What er the table Ingomar McCloskey | dl steadily at Glad t, and | he had | “I was doubting d out. rt whether the pie would he why suRvy sys Is it a Failure? ‘EM. From the Philadelphia Press, ‘The tiaseo made by the Jury in the star route eases has created a very widespread disposition to overhaul that ancient institution—trial by Jury. No lawyer ever loses an important case in which his interest was centered, and his faith Was strong, withont having his taith in the jury system temporarily shaken. The whole country Was interested in the star route triat. The evi- dence azainst the defendants seemed compiete erwhelming: but the twelve jurors could agree upon it only as it affected two of the subordinate actors in the conspiracy. To have an extraordinary termination naturally clines men to dowt whether trial by a jucy of the vicinage ts such a giorious institution as we | have been all tauzht to regard it. | Judze Dwight Fuster comes to the defense of j m jn the November number of the while Mr. Albert Stick- the Century endeavors to show why trial | yy jury should be abolished. The latter writer | holds that the jury is a feudal institution and | out of date; being no more suited to this day | than the nd sailing vessel. It is, ice unsuited to an adjust? bl cases re- under the great com- f modern times. We y entirely misappre- It is not usu- to adjust edd cases. The ther legal y that very pur- pose. The province of the jury is now, as it was in the bezinning, to pass upon a ‘sin: question of fact. Whethers something was or Was not done is the matter to be determined by the jary, and it i 3, as easy to pass | Upon such a question to-day as’ it was one hun- nower between | match. a long, expensive and important trial come | fres out there. The chan married,” said my German friend, with a com- plimentary smile: ut no one not in this busi- | ness knows how many persons who want to get y | married do not succee it, I ask, | dicious aid as our long experience enables us to without Just such ju- give. For instance, a great many men do not | know the kind of wifethey ought to a for and consequently, when they do ask a lady in marriage, they are refused, and if they do get married it does not turn out a happy | Perhaps you would not believe that I could tell you the kind of a wife you want bet- ter than you can yourself.” I most decidedly did not believe anything of the kind, but I said ‘‘of course” and smiled as- Then there are the young men,” he went on, “who are too timid to make a lady's ac- quaintance, or have no time for courting, or are ina great hurry. I had an application last week from a coal-heaver on board a govern- ment vessel which was to leaye for Australia in two days. He had just come back from a three years’ voyage, to find his wife dead and his four children living on the charity of neighbors. His vessel was only in port three days, but he had to find a wife in that time who would take care ot his children for the next three years. He came here, told us what he wanted, and we fixed him out the next morning with avery re- spectable woman, whose only defect we found out afterward was an occasional fit of insanity. She was sane when she married the sallor. how- ever, and he went off happy. A good many men | are employed in places where there are no wo- men within fifty nriles, and have no time to go away for a wife. Here isa letter from a man yho has a herd of 2,000 hogs in Colorado, who a wife sent C. O. D., that is to say he will take her if she suits when she gets out there, or return her, carriage and expenses paid, both ways. We sent him a dozen assorted photo- | graphs yesterday, including a girl who has | played Circassian beauty ina Bowery museum for the last twenty vears. He will make a se- lection and sead us the cash for the railroad are that he will take whatever we send him, for many experi- ments would cost too much money. Besides tiose who hay no time or chance to go court- ing themselves, there is a class of foreigners who do not know enough English to propose marriage, and want to marry an American wife so as to learn the language. The business pays well so far, but some people are mighty particular; we have introduced one young man 67 ladies and he isn’t satisfied. He says one is too smatl andanother too big and so on. He doesn’t know what he does want. This ts the story which the manager of the matrimonial bureau tells, and I am sorry to be- lieve thathe exagzerates somewhat the extent of his busi FUR-BEARERS AND WEARERS. Something About the Kinds of Fur Now Fashionable, With Hints as to Prices. From the New York Evening Post. The principal call now Is for the fur of the fur- Seat and sea-otter. Of the latter about 5,000are taken yearly. They ate only found in the North eption to this is ases in which the jury has to rely | Upon the testimony of experts." Tiere is much | be said in favor of dispensing with the jury | cases. In the general run of cases with | to do their task y nit was in the Jury trials. Many of the legal fiction that once | bewildered them have become obsolete; the | fevidence have been moditied, so that the | more easily arrived at, and the enlarge- Ment of equity practice has reiieved juries Wirt was formerly their most onerous duties. objecti Whate against ji body of lawyers, | and especially of suécessful lawyers, are strongly | in favor of it. Judges and text-book writers | have so jong and with such unanimity pro- claim merits that to question them seems like . The professional jurors | nt our city court rooms, and the stories | Of Jury fixers that are becoming altoxether too | common, are doing much to unsettle the public | faith in the much vaunted virtues of juries. | But then St cannot be denied that even in our cities the verdict of our juries vive quite as much satisfaction as the decisions of the judzes. | Neither are infallible, and on questions of fact | tweive Jurymen are quite as well able to arrive | at the truth of the matter or strike a fair aver- Sige as the judge. They come to each question | With minds unjaded by long cervice and filled | with a sense of their responsibility and the im- Portance of their decision in the particular case | Pacific islands. The best skins are valued from | one hundred to five hundred dollars, and are especially affected by the wealthy Chinese. The Russian sable—though why so named is an enigma, the choicest specimens coming from Kamtschatka—is extremely fashionable through- out the world, the fur being valued fur Its creat beauty, and being unique from the fact that the hairs turn and lie equaily well in any position. The animal is related to the weasel, pine and stone martens, inink, etc., but exceeds them all pas may be urged | in the beauty and length of the over-hair; that is long, flowing and of a rich bluish dark shade, wearing extremely well. the pelt being tough and durable. Nearly 100,000 are caught yearly at all points, bringing from €30 to $150 a skin, and the iady who would wear a perfect set of furs from it must pay nearly $2,000. The American marten—from Labrador and Great Whale river—is uch in demand. Artists’ brushes are made from the hairs of the tail, and for this and other purpuses over 130,000 are cap- tured yearly, valued at $25 per skin for the best. Of pine martens 200,000 are used. It is a rich brown, being often passed off by dishonest ers as Russian sable. In this country the better class of mink retains its popularity, the dark chestnut browns and blacks being rich and elegant in the extreme and often passed off upon the innocent purchaser as Russian sable. The dark blue, lustrous shades are most admired and.come from Maine, Nova Scotia, the middle fore them, which a judge hearing cases week | and northwestern states. The trappers realize, in and week ont cannot have, No class of men | would be more unwilling to abolish juries than | the judges themselves. They feel that they | eady a sufficiently grave responsibility | upon them, and would be exceedingiy | loth to add to their duties the thankless task of or should, from $5 to $25 per skin for the 250,000 animals killed yearly. Ermine skins are now rated at about #150 apiece, and the coat of Louis LX. was probably worth at the time $2,500. One of the most fashionable furs is that of the sllver fox. It is a determining the facts in the endless cases which | Tich, deep. glossy black with a bluish tinge. So | Come before them. | beautiful are they that $500 has been given for | | asingle skin, and La Houtan states that in his aaniene eo eee Mow Waltzing was Once Regarded in | tine the skin of one of these foxes brought its | ‘England. From the St. James Gazette. weight in gold. ns frequently bring $259. | Of the 2,000 caught yearly, about 1,000 are used Since the peace of 1815, from which period—| in Enzland, and they are occasionally seen upon or, Indeed, from a few years earlier—Miss Mit- | the streets of New York. ford’s correspondence dates, remarkable changes | have indeed taken place in English society. One of her most intimate friends, Sir W_ Elford, | had undertaken a crusade against waltzing, which he was sure “would never be tolerated in| this country unless the moral feeling of the country had undergone a change.” | While Byron attacked it in a famous poem, Sir W. Elford wrote in prose a satirical history of its origin. Everybody condemned it, “and Miss Mitford, of course among the rest. It} danced itself into fashion all the same, and that very rapidiv. It was the first innovation intro- duced into England from the Continent after the great peace, and there was significance, no joudt in the welcome it met with as foreshad- owing the acceptance of others from the same quarter. One of the best of the poetical diatribes di- ected against the waltz was from the pen of Sir W. Elford's triend, Sir H. Englefield. It is supposed to be addressed to a man who has been surprised waltzing with the poet's mis- tress—to the man, that is to say, and his guilty partner conjointly; and it concludes as follows. “What! the girl I adore by another embraced? ‘What the baim of her breath shail another man caste? ‘What pressed tn the dance by another man’s Khe: What! panting recline on another than me? Bir, she’s yours; you have pressed from the Its fine blue; L: ol te Cheap grades of furs are made from the Sibe- rian squirrel, muskrats, rabbits, wildcats, bad- ger, coon and even the common domestic cat, of which 1,000,000 and over are killed yearly: yet the attentive observer about New York is | often reminded and forced to observe that the supply exceeds the demand. Other animals used ‘in trimming, ete., are lions, tigers and Of the former 500 are consumed by the trade every year, while 20,000 bears, 500 tizers, 100,000 buffalo, 100,000 chinchillas and 6,000,000 squirrels have been and are used yearly in various branches of tradi eign ee, Mary’s Choice. From the Chicago Drummer. Mary had a pretty limb, And stockings white as Ang when she'd cross a mus ty’ ‘The limb would surely show. Twas e, but on the well swept ways You'd rarely Mary meet, For every tme she had a chotco She’d choose a muddy street. -——_ Hew He Saved the Train. From Drake's Travelers’ Magazine, The usual crowd of autumn lars‘Were gather- ed together in the store. occupying all the gro- cery sbats—the only gross receipts that the pro- Pprietor took no pride in—when a little, blear- street From the rosebud you've en the tremulous | eyed, weazen-faced individual sneaked in by the de What you've touched waltzer—adieu!” It seemed as improbable in those days that the ‘waltz would ever become a favorite, and even a Popular dance in Ensiand, as that the system of franking letters would go out, or that you may take Pretty America would come to be looked upon asa! country which well-bred English people could | visit without fear of being shocked. ——____e-___ Heard a Long Distance. ‘From the Monmouth Democrat. The “sunset” gun on Governor’s Island, New York, was distinctly heard near Freehold on Sunday evening at about 5:22; distance in an air line 32 miles. 7 ‘The Great Good of Accuracy. Wrom Cheek. A dwarf kangaroo has been discovered in Texas with fore legs only two inches long and hind legs only eight inches in length. The re- also says that it is a marsupial. Weare glad to know this, as it throws a flood of light on the anatomical of the anl- mal, which will be duly Gres the in- telligent reader, who at blush might have imagined that It was a connubial, or a man- damus, or a habeas or idiosyncrasy. In newspaper reporting the younz man will invari; erron safe side if he uses plain, un language, which will appeal to the nominal intelligence of a sleeping-car conductor. back door and slunk into a dark corner. “That's him.” said the ungrammatical bum- mer, with a green patch over his left eye. “Who Is it?” asked several at once. ‘Why, the chap who saved a train from being wrecked,” was the reply. | Some, tell us about it,” they demanded, as the small man crouched In the darkness, a3 if unwilling that his heroic deed should be brought Ces under the glare of the blazing kerosene mp. After much persuasion, reinforced by a stiff horn of applejack, he began: “It was just such a night as this—bright and clear—and I was going home down the track, | when, right before me, across the rails, lay © great beam. There it'was. Pale and ghastl; as a lifeless body, and, light as it a red, had not the power to move it. A udd rum- ble and roar told me that the night express was thundering down and soon would reach the | fatal spot. Nearer and nearer it approached, till, Just as the cow-catcher was about lifting me, I sprang aside, placed myself between the obstruction and the track, and the train tlew on unharmed.” The silence was 80 dense for a moment that one might have heard a dew drop. Presently somebody said: “* What did you do with the beam?” “Tdidn’t touchit,” hereplied; “but it touched me.” “Well,” persisted the questioner, “if you couldn't lift it, and didn’t ace it, how in thiun- der did the train get over it?” sea. don’t you see?” sald the sleeping son. A CANDIDATE FOR SPEAKER. What a Kentucky Democrat Thinks of the Tariff and Navigation Laws. A correspondent of the Cincinnati Commercial has secured an interesting interview with John G. Carlisle, of Kentucky. The conversation oc- curred at Lexington. There can be no doubt that among western democrats Gov. Carlisle ts very prominently considered in connection with the Speakership of the next House. ‘What, was asked, “are your tariff views, governor? Would you favor free trade if elected to the Speakership?” ‘Well, in the broad and sweep- ing sense, I am not a free trader,” he answered. “Of course, that is understood; at least it should be. I will add that in my Judg- ment it will be years yet before anything in the nature of free trade would be wise or practicable for the United States. When we speak of this subject we refer to approximate free trade, which has no idea of impairing the wrowth of home Industries, but simply of scal- ing down the iniquities of the taritf schedule where they are utterly out of proportion to the demand of that growth. After we have calmly stood by and helped monopolies to grow fat-we should not be asked to make them bloated. Youf don’t care, of course, to have me go into all the intricacies of the schedule and explain seriatim the changes and reductions which I think ought to be made. Our enormous sur- plus revenues are ilogical and oppressive. It is entirely undemocratic to continue these bur- dens on the people for years and years after the requirements for protection have been met and the representatives of these industries have be- come incrusted with wealth. This is the general proposition on which I stand. The rest is mere matter of detail to be settled with judgment, discretion, and action, but at the same time in a perfectly fearless spirit. There has not been a time in 20 years when the people were so thor- oughly aroused on this subject, and it is the policy of the democratic party to make its appeal tothe voting masses, and meet this hydra-headed monopoly in golid phalanx.” “What are your views on the present navi- gation laws?"” “T can’t think,” replied the governor, “of but one word that will characterize them fitly— they are barbarous.” ‘What change would you make?” asked the reporter. “Why, repeal them. They are unworthy a place on tne statute-book. The only way to revive our decayed marine is to open the way to free ships. Let our capital seek Investment wherever it chooses, without hindrance, and buy where it can buy the cheap- est. Revenue reform and a revival of our ship- ping interests are the only two subjects of conse- quence now before the country.” “What of the Ohio result?” “The election,” replied the governor, “Indl- cates in its results something more than @ mere defeat on a local issue. The republicans are adroitly endeavoring to account for our gains by the prohibition issue, the apology of an off year, and other excuses, but the fact cannot be denied that the true cause of the resultis to be sought deeper than this. It is the same which is operating so disastrously to the republicans tm New York and Pennsylvania, and will bear similar fruits. I mean the disintegration of the party through the working or factions, ‘and the corruption incident to @ prolonged lease of power. The Forty-eighth Congress will have a democratic majority of 40 or 50, despite the gerrymandering practised in republican states like Ohio, and our majority in the Senate will soon be restored.” . es The Late John D. Defrees. : THE THREE HUNDRED. From the Boston Journal. The late Hon. John D. Defrees was editing a Paper at South Bend, Ind., at the time of the Black Hawk war, and when 300 Hoosier yolun- teers went to the scene of action only to find that the war had come to an end, he saw the comical side of their experience and published a sketch of what they didn’t do, calling them the “Bloody Three Hundred.” The fun fitted ex quisitely, but a large number of the men lacked either the sense or spirit to appreciate it, and became very angry. They went to the young editor's home, a hundred strong, and called him out, Intending to duck him ina mill-pond. He caine; but instead of apologizing or begging for merey he stoutly defied them, ridiculed them without stint and taunted them with cowardice in coming a hundred against one, until In shame and In admiration of his pluck they apologized for disturbing him and beat a crestfallen retreat. Ae ‘Two Love Poems... AT MEETING. She kissed me, my beautiful darling, T drank the delight of her lips; ‘The universe melted together, Mortality stood in eclipse. A Spirit of Light stood before me, T heard a far rustle of wings; ‘The kings of the earth were as beggars, And the beggars of earth were as kings. —Ricuard Reaur’s Unpublished Poems, AT PaRTING, As one in thinking of the dead Recalls the face, but not tlie name As knowing when the soul has fled A tltle goeth as tt came— Be mine the face that you recall And mine the name that you forget, ‘The sweetest story of them all Is thought, but hever uttered yet. —Avausrus R. Grore, a ‘The Man in the Moon. From the Cornhill Magazine. The common account of the man in the moon, that he is the individual whom the Israelites stoned for gathering sticks on the Sabbath, Is probably oaly a modernized version of a much older story. The earliest form of the many sim- ilar stories seems to be that the moon as a man, and a far-seeing one, has a power over mankind which he can exercise at will for their hurt or punishment. In the Edda, the moon takes up two children, who were doing nothing more than carrying water-pots on their should- ers. In Swabia, children who look out ef win- dows are still sometimes cautioned avainat being carried off by the man in the moon, nor are they allowed, in imitation of the hare in the moon, to make the figure of a hare on the walls with their fingers. In the same district, the sin of the man in the moon was simply that of working in his vineyard by moonlight; while, according to an- other version, awoman was taken up for spin- ning at her window by moonlight, and her flax and hair may still be seen there. To this day this primitive idea of sin against the moon ex- ists inSwabia, where it is still thoucht sinful to spin or sew In the moonlight, and it is a com- mon thing to hear it sald, ‘Leave off working, or you will go to the moon.” Storles therefore of the moon which connect the punishment of a residence there with offences against morality or Christian ordinances, may besupposed to have less antiquity than those which connect It with no sin at all or with sin against the moon itself. For instance, such stories as the Bohemian one, that the moon, having warned a thief against stealing peas, took him up when he persisted in doing 60; or the Tyrolese and German tales, that the moon carried off a rascal who went about at night eee, sheep with a fork, or who held bram- bles before the moon to conceal his theft of a horse, of cabbages, cherries, fish or cheese— seem to be the adaptation of a more primitive belief to a changed and somewhat advanced state ot thought rather than the expression of the earliest nottons on the subject. The further addition to these storlesthat the thief or profane Sabbath-breaker bears his load of cabbages or sticks for all eternity, as an eternal warning to mankind, seems an additional corroboration of this hypothesis. ——___~-e-____ ‘The Pay of Actresses, From the New York Mail. Celia Logan sald in her lecture in New York the other evening that ‘in no other occupation does a woman receive such liberal pay for her work as on the stage. Few and fortunate are the female writers who make $10,000 or $20,000 by a lifetime of wogk: but thistsnot unfrequently the net result of a single season to the actress.” How many actresses are there tresses is misleading. The stars of the command immense pay, but there are hi = unknown ‘ho «NiGhiTs"OF Labor. The First ‘authentic ‘Their Secret Assém Cae Account of in New York. ‘From the Chicago Express. The general assembly of the Knights of Labor which asgembied at Union Square hall, New. York, on the 5th‘of September, adjourned after an eight days’ session on the 12th. After the first day’ssession the meetings were held in Clarendon hall, 13th street. The assembly was composed of elghty-three delegates, mostly from the eastern states. Only four delegates from Illinois, viz., Messrs. Randall, Sweig and Griffith, of Chicago, aad Rhodes, of Joliet, were present. District Master Workman Halley, of Chicago, was also nt in New York asa spectator. Everything connected with the order—the secret work, constitution, laws, &c., underwent discussign. The A. K. remalus as it was; the co-operative plan was made voluntary. Many other im- portant amendments to the constitution and by-laws were adopted. Local assemblies must hereafter affiliate with a district assembly when a district is established, instead of being left optional to belong to it or the general assembly. Means were devised for checking the practise of promiscuous “boy- cotting” by local assemblies, in order that the Weapon may not lose its force by making the resort toit too common. The action of the ex- ecutive board in the Duryea-Cuno affair was sustained, but Cuno was exonerated of all in- tentional’ wrong. The final decision of the affair was left in the hands of @ special com- mittee. Grand Secretary Layton announces that the general assembly has authorized the support of the victimized East Liverpool potters and the molders of Witherow & Gordon, of Newcastle. The terms of employment offered by the firms at fault are that the men shall withdraw from the Knights of Labor. The grand assembly | takes up the gauntlet thrown the organization, | and determines to nip in the bud such tyran- nical imposition upon the rights of workiug- men. ‘The following resolution was adopted: Whereas tt setme to be the opinion of many of the leaders of labor reform that the fine es comme ‘when all ‘werlth producers should make the best uso of the ballot while it remains with them; and whereas it has come to the knowledo of thia general assembly ‘that iu many sections of the country there have been regular nomi pations made on straight labor platforms: Therefore That this general assembly view with satin. faction and approval the proposition ‘o nee labor orzan- izations wherever found to bring about azoneral eus- Pension of work on election day. The grand officers are no longer members of the executive board, which is comprised of five members not holding any other grand office. It was noticed that New York and Brooklyn were very lightly represented in the general assembly, and that no courtesies passed be- tween the members of the order in New York and the members of the general assembly, which was not as it should be. It was very gratifying to Brother Powderly that he should have been elected the third time to the position of Grand Master Workman with- out opposition. The following is a more correct list of the officers elected than that published in the Express last week: T. V. Powderly, G.M.W., Scranton, Pa.; Ralph Beaumont, G.W.F., Elmira, N.Y.;’ Robert D. Layton, G.S., and’ Gilbert ‘Rockwood, A.G.S., Pittsburg, Pa; R. Griffiths, @. Treas., Chicago, Il; Francis B. Egan,Grand Statistician. Detroit, Mich. Executive Board—John S. McClelland, Hoboken, N.J.; David Healy, Rochester, N.Y. James Camp! Pittsburg, Pa.; Robert W. Price, Cumberland county, Md.; Henry C. Tra- phagen, Cincinnati, 0.; Secretary of Insurance, Charles H. Litchman, Marblehead, Mass. ——_—_+o-— MACKAY AND THE BANDITS. Me Tells How He was Made the Vic- tim of a Practical Soker. “Bonanza King” John W. Mackay sailed for Europe in the steamship Celtic of the White Star Line Saturday from New York. Previous to his departure he was asked for further par- ticulars in regard to the story telegraphed from Chicagothat he had narrowly escaped falling into the hands ef Mexican bandits. Laughing heartily, Mr. Mackay said: “That story is all a humbug.” “How did it originate?” “I have no idea who started the yarn unless it was some newspaper man with a highly Imaginative brain.” hen you were not attacked by bandits,” “What—ney—” “Hold on, now; Pinafore was played out two or three years ago. The bandit story is a huge hoax. Perhaps the man who originated it meant it asa joke on me. If so, he is welcome to his laugh. All sorts of canards about me have been circulated. Not long ago I was ap- nounced as a candidate for the Senate. The truth 1s, I would not bea Senator if I could. Have you heard the latest story about me?” “No, what Is it?” “Well, it is to the effect that I am going into the hotel business in London. Now, any man who says I am to be a boniface tells a fib.” “What are you going to Europe for?” “That is a straightforward question and I will give you a straightforward answer. I am going to visit my family, who have been there all sum- mer.” “When will you return?” “Before the snow flies.” —— ‘The Only Cure for Neuralgia. From the Laramie Boomerang. An excellent liniment for neuralgia is made of sassafras, oil of organum, and ahalf ounce of tincture of capsicum, with half pint of alcohol. Soak nine yards of red flannel in this mixture, wrap it round the head, and then insert the ven in a haystack till death comes to your re- ef. The Point of a Tack. From the New York Herald. A recent eulogist of Sherman says, among other incredible things, that the great man “Is always perfectly cool when on the point of at- tack.” Ifa man can be great then he is great always. We have tried that little experiment for ourselves, and we have entirely failed. We once sat down, of course unconsciously, on the point of a tack, and those who saw us when the catastrophe occurred are willing to make an affidavit that we were far from being cool. We made the welkin ring for some minutes. Don’t Whip Him. From the Arkansaw Traveler. “Ma,” howleda boy running into the house and approaching his mother, “Ma, little brother hit me with astick.” ‘,Well, '1L whip your little brother,” said the mother, abstractedly tucking together a pair of stockings she had been darning. “No, don’t whiphim. Don,t let him have any supper. I whipped him before he hit me.” — Ir 1s Nor tmprobabie that serious difficulties will arise to prevent Sir Garnet Wolseley’s pro- motion to the rank of general. His services, in a military sense, have not been greater than those of Sir Frederick: Roberts in Afghanistan, and it is well known that the reason that motion was notigivenito the last-named officer was to prevent hiscom#ng into competition with the Duke of Connanght for the commandership of the forces when the'Duke of Cambridge re- ne As same reason will operate against Sir farnet — a Vacctnation js heneeforth to be compulscry in China. One cause for popular opposition to itis that it is the practice there to vaccinate children‘on the(tip ofthe nose. A reward of half atael, whieh the government has offered for every child iaccinated, has not been suf- ficient to porneie parents in easy circum- stances to disfigure their children in this way; and a law has therefore been promulgated ishing the failure to «waccinate by fine prisonment. i SS aaesree ie wine Mr. Wake, engineer of the River Wear com- missioners, and Mr. Irigh, manager of the North- ern District Telephone company, in England, have made some interesting ex) ents in the use of the te! ne by divers. length of the cable connecting the recelver in the diver’s helmet with the above water ‘was 600 yards, It was found that thediver could esse ii Ms sone igh To lon in wl his work req place himself. n- im- prourr ACTION A BRAVE AND FAITHFUL GUAHDIAN OF OUR HOMES AND PROPERTY RESCUED FROM IMMINENT PERIL. A very popular and well-known member of our police force, who has performed duty twelve years at theUnion B.R. Depot on Exchange Place in Providence, R.I.,gives ‘his unsolicited testimony. Hear him: “‘Thave been dreadfully troubled with disease of the Kidneys and Liver during the past six months; at times Iwas 00 severely afflicted that Iwas unable to stand on my foot, an my feetand lower parts of my legs were very badly swollen; my urinary organs were in s dreadful condition, my blood was in a wretched state and it had ‘Deourne so impoverished and circulated #0 poorly that my hands and feet would be cold and numb and eo white ‘a5 to appear lifeless. I could not rest nights, but was #0 distressed all over that I could not lie still in bed, but would keep turning and rolling from one side to the other all night, so that I would feel moe tired and ex- hausted in the morning than when I wenttobed. My condition became so serious that I was obliged to stop work, and for thirty days I was unable to be on duty. I consulted the beat doctors, and tried the numerous med- icines and so-called cures, but rapidly grew worse, and was in a sad condition every way when long-time valued friend of mine, prominent in this city in a large express company, urged me to try Hunt's Remedy, as he had known of wonderful cures affected by it, Upon hin representation I obtained two bottles of the Remeay and commenced taking it as directed, and greatly tomy Surprise in less than twenty-four hours I commenced to fe2l relieved. I wasin an awful condition when I began to teke the Remody, and had nofaith in it; therefore, when I found aimost immediate relief, even in one day"s use of xt, my heart was made glad, and I assure you I continued to take theKemedy and to improve constantly from day to day. I took it with me on my trip to Maine, for I was bound to have it with me all the time, and the result is that I improved speedily all the time I was away; and ever since my arrival home, which was sev- eral weeks ago, Ihave been on duty every day. I feel first rate, and tho swelling of hand, feet and legs have disappeared and the terrible back ache which used to bother me more than all the reat, troubles me no more, and I bleep splendidly nights, and surely have very excellent and forcible reasons, forspeaking in praise of Hunt's Remedy, for it has made a new man of me. I don't know what I should have done without Hunt's Remedy, it is the bost medicine that I ever took, and I very gladly recommend it to ali who are afflicted with Kidney or Liver disease, or diseases of the urinary Re a o3L ISAAC W. FAIRBROTHER.” MM MM REENN N OO NNNL ¥ ¥ MMMME NNN O ONNNEL YY MMMMEE NNN O ONNNL YY MMME NNN O ONNNL bg MM MEEEN NN O©0O N NNLLLL ¥ DR. CHEEVER’S ELECTRIC BELT, or Regenera- tor, is made expressly for the cure of derangements of the procreative organs. Whenever any debility of the generative organs occurs, from whatever cause, the continuous stream of ELECTRICITY permeating through the parts must restore them to healthy action. ‘There is no mistake about this instrument. Years of use have tested it, and thousands of cures are testified to. Weakness from Indiecretion, Incapacity, Lack of Vigor, Sterility—in fact, any trouble of these organs is cured. Donot confound this with electric belts adver- tised to cure all ills from head to toe. This is for the ONE specified purpose. For circulars giving full in- formation addreas— CHEEVER ELECTRIC BELT Co., 103 Ws treet, C mavaue jashington street, Chicago. 1 5c O'MEARA'’S LIQUID FFF 11 ,S8SSg H BH . FE it HOH Pon S83 nM ¥ 0 Ssss8 HH GGG L U UD FEE G UUE L U U KE Goce L U UE GGG LLIL UU EEE Warranted the strongest, toughest and most elastic zat yn Earth! Endorsed by that ereat scientest, Prof. Baird, of the U.S. Fish Commission. Glu thine ‘solid a8 a Hock! Wood, Payer, Le: i Stone, &e. Always ready for instun y the U.S. Smithsonian Institute, Government Departments, Cabinet-makers, Marble-cuiters and hun- dreds or families, Bottle of O'Meara’s Fish Glue, with Brneh and Tin Cover, Se. By mail, lc. tra. ‘The trade and public supplied by J. U. OMEARA & CO., ‘347 Pennaylvania avenue, Washititon, D.C. $1 RAZOR! TI $s i E, endorsed by all Chirovodiats. “Sporting Goods Catalogue sent postpaid auywhere. Sold also by W. C. O'MEARA, 215 Penua. ave. 05 NOncE OF REMOVAL. ie} TOPHAM'S POPULAR TRUNK AND HARNESS az MANUFACTORY HAS REMOVED From the old 7tn street to his Call and see hi ERS AND HORSE GOODS. Repairing promptly and well done. No connection with the old store. FyCoNomca AND SAFE. WEAVER, KENGLA & CO.'S LAUNDRY SOAP Is ECONOMICAL, BECAUSE IT IS PURE; BEING FREE FROM ALL ADULTERATIONS, SUCH AS MARBLE DUST, SOAPSTONE, PIPE CLAY, SILI- CATE, &., WHICH ARE USED TO ADD WEIGHT AND BULK, AND WHICH QUICKLY WEAR OUT AND ROY THE CLOTHES, IT IS SAFE, BECAUSE IT 18 MANUFACTURED FROM STRICTLY PURE MATERIALS, VIZ: STEAM ReFINED TALLOW (PREPARED BY OURSELVES), PALM AND COCOANUT OILS; WHILE ON THE CONTRARY MANY OF THE SOAPS ON THE MAR KET ARE MADE FROMGREASE PROCURED FROM THE CARCASSES OF PUTRID DEAD ANIMALS ‘THUS ENDANGERING LIFE AND HEALTH. PUT UPIN BARS, ANDEVERY BaR BRANDED WITH OUR NAME. FOR SALE BY GROCERS GENERALLY, AND WHOLESALE AT OFFICE, £13 3244 WATER STREET, GEORGETOWN, D. C. Fo THE SUMMER Us PALMER'S on AMERICAN GINGER ALE. Retail Price One Dollar ($1) Per Dozen, For Sale by Dealers and by the Manufacturer. SAML C. PALMER, 122 TWENTY-NINTH STREET, §-Telephonic connection. W. H. WHEATLEY'S . aylt TEAM DYEING \ND WET AND DRY Pe a Re pn I and toall pai the: Sou. » 1068 (OLD 49) JEFFERSON a5 2085 (Es Babee Ghoeoee TH PUBLIC 18 REQUESTED CARE- FULLY TO NOTICE THE NEW AND ENLARGED BOHEME TO BE DEAWN MONTHIS "2-CAPITAL PRIZE, $75,000. SHARES IN PROPORTION. LOUISIANA STATE LOTTERY COMPANY, rated in 1868 for twenty-five years by the Leats- Jnture for Educational and Charitable purposer—with = $880, Tine Stice bee adage * TmEVE fund B: hel malar vote tts franchise Bet 2 Be lege omer ‘The onl: y ever yoted on and endorsed by the only —— by IT NEVER SCALES OR POSTPONES. ITS GRAND i SS DRAWINGS TAKE ASPLENDID OPFONTUNITE 10 WIN A FORTUNE, ELEVENTH eee Heth CLASS L, AT ae 1-4 as 3 eseeeee vep BESSS B8e 8828 y OReANE. LOUIStANA, Am gi N.B.—Orders addressed to ale Chen wa rea, AUCTION SALES. Stoddart street twelve feet, more or jess, to the of _bewinning. Terms; One-half cash; balance tn two payments at six and twelve months, with notes bearing interest at six percent per annum until paid, and secured bye deed of trust on the property sold. “All conveyancing at —_ cost. leposit at time of male. if the terms of sale are mo! complied with in five day's the ustens reserve right Teese! property at risk and cost of the deface pun heer WILLIAM D. CASSIN, ? Trosteos, EW PLATER, | "§ 020-dts THOMAS DOWLING, Auct, FT[PHOMAS DOWLING, Auctioneer. ‘BC. AD DARY STREE’ . AT AUCTION, OVEMBER FIRST, 1882, at | ‘K P.'M., on the premises, (8th and Boundary northwest, I will sell the Sheds Scales, Oftioe, | &o.. with lease of premises." Reut low. The above is one of the best locations in the ee for the Coal and Wood or Feed business for a person of lim- ited capital. On WEDNESDAY, HALF-PAST SE DAY, NOVEM! abmeat Noa i and 13th streets north’ ll pledges forfeited by nc redemption at this date, consisting of Gold and Watches. Chains, Diamonds, Jewelry, Gents’ Clothing, Overcosts, Books, Guna, Clocks, Re- ee Beieeceta, Umirelas, Silver and Parties holding tickets on which time Sg will Please take notice. = E. HEIDENHEIMER, ker. M. FOLEY, Auctioneer. 08). 3t TO-MORROW. Auctioneer. Fox. ADMINISTRATOR SALE OF THE BALANCE OF FINE FURNITURE OF THE ESTATE OF GEORGE BECK, OF BALTIMORE, FURNITURE MANUFACTURER. Thaye received from the executors, by order of the Baltimore, Md. the fom named Orphans’ Court of Furniture, to be scld at public aucti suisiana’ avenne, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER AT TEN eS A.M., and FRIDAY, THE T SAME*HOUR AND PLACE, They aro ion, at store, 4 Minatie Canopy Chamber Sets. in walnut and ebony, Tenndheee marble top; cost $500 to make. god Tench assorted Suits, Tenners-e marble top; cost make. 47 iain Marble Top Walnut Suita, of the best make. 7 Walnut Wardrobes. 9 Foplcr Wardrobes, with drawers, made portable in “Patior Sets, in plush, silk and hair cloth, lor Sets, in raw silk an om- brojdered with silk. calling before the sale tal "t forset the pluos of sale—639 Louisiana NOVEMBER SECUND AND THIKD, at sharp. O-4t a FOLEY, Auctioneer. MUOMAS DOWLING, Aucuoneer. VERY ELEGANT AND COSTLY PARLOR AND RAL FINE PIECES: AT AaUc- 1 HURSDAY MO! 1682, commencing at shall sell within most elewant assortinents of. becu offered at auction in along time, viz 8-piece Ebony Park NTN HAL i, lor Suite covered with crimson eatin dumask, including two reception ehairs to match, (a superb set.) One 8-piece Walnut Parlor Suite, fin-ly upholstered, $22 other Parlor Sultes of wuperior make and desisns. jery clexant Ceuter Tables. Handsome Window Chair, elegantly upholstered. Potent Spring Hockers and Lounges. Turkish Rockers, Gents’ Turkieh Chair. Walnut Extension Dining Table, Leather-covered Din- ‘Chai ing Chairs. Very Eleant Walnut M. T. Chamber Suites, Several five picces of Antique Furniture, together with ‘other elegant pieces of household woods No postponement on accounc of weather. Goods on exhibition on day before sak 030-3 ___ THOMAS DOWLING, Auct, ]HOMAS DOWLING, Auctoncer, BRUSSELS CARPETS AND SMALL LOT OF WALNUT FURNITURE AT AUCTION. On THURSDAY MORNING, NOVEMBER SEC OND, 1882, at No. 912 M struct northwest, AT TEN O'CLOCK, i sell a number of very excellent Brus- sels and ingrain Carpets, r with a of Household Furniture, 081-2t THOMAS DOWLING, Auctioneer. JUNCANSON BROS., Auctioneers. AUCTION SALE OF FURNITURE. On THURSDAY, NOVEMBER SECUND. 1882, at Ghawber aiid Dining Reon Ferakeocs \Garpeas con an and 4 tained in 1121 10th street northwest. Terms cash. 031-2 DUNCANSON BROS., Auctionecrs. HOS. J. FISHER & CO., Auctioacers. EXECUTOR'S SALE OF LARGE BROWN RESIDENCE IN THE IMMEDIATE V 1 TY HALL. THE "Gl STONE VICINITY F THE CITY H. LASS: Hol PROPERTY,” COR. TWENTY-FIFTH AN) STREETS NORTHWEST, AND A VACANT ON K STREET, BETW T ‘'Y-FO! es ave (gE STREE’ ON! A’ " | rent Tshall sell the north 34 feet and back ground of lot hum- ber 12,in equare number 533, containing 5,133 equare feet, and improved by alarve wo stone residence, known as No. 315 43, street, together with Drickstable on the rear. At HALF PA>T FOUR O°CLOCK, in front of the ‘os. 3 and 4, in premines, same day, I shall rell lots 8q) mati 133 feet on 25th street west and 233 feet on ne N street, brick builting erected for a glass factory. At FIVE O'CLOCK, in front of the’ day, I shail seli the 28, front feet on required at the time of sale, W. B. WEBB, Executor of the Estate of the late John Purdy. 023-dkds _ DOWLING, Auctioneer. R |ANCERY SALE OF VALUABLE IMPROVED REAL ESTATE ON NORTHWEST CORNER OF GHESS AND. DUMEARTON STREETS. GEORGETOWN, D.c fans th OFFICE, &o., SITUATED COR. | {arson D “BOUN: REETS | ‘Ladies’ and | FUTURE DAYS, HOM DOWLING, Auctioneer. TIRE CONTENTS OF GROCER: $00 SKVENTH STREET ROUTH WES GOODE WOODEN, ANDY BY ODE} D LARGE LINE OF Boat t PAPER SACK As LL HODS, Oc B cn nit THE EF LAWGE FAIRBANKS 000 Te. RE, &o., AT AUCTION. On FRIDAY MORNING, 1882, commencing «t TEN O'CLOCK, at the tabishment, [shail sell the entire contents, — DOWLING, Auctioneer. USTEES* ME SALF OF THREE TWO SON STREET, ORETWLEN Wa t AND THE CANAL, IN By virtuc of a deed of trast, date! the fourth of Novem! 1880, and daly recorded in Lil favioe 442, &2., one of the, land records, for Wash: ington county, District of Couumt a, the tees will sell on FRED. HE De A LO -» Am premi following described real known as and being two lots in ae District, bounded as follows: That ts to: le | Bicoe, Peeinnine on che wot mide ~ Jeffermen n sere, mail Geone to cenbet Of a piece | deeded by Win, tt Dorsey to | Gonnolly, on “ihe ieth “day” of rr northerly from Water, fo | Street and ranning thence wesler! nth. erms: 1 balance in three ute at d cigtiteen mouths, t hotes bearing’ hiterest at si “uttta per ant until paid and secured by st on the. sold, or all oash at purchases tion. All con and rroonding at purchaser's cout. Fifty dollars on each proverts a Haast agian SS 803 oStakds WILLIAM CLABAUGRT Trustees, FPHOMAS DOWLING, Auctioucer. SXOERY Sate orp 1 | the Supreme Court of r lumbia, passed the ¥th day of Jan ary, 1880, in equity cause No. 6, Oliver B. Magrader ix complainant and Joun W. etal. defendants. the undersigned Trustee will wall POUR O'CLOCK P.M. WEDNESDAY, THE TRENTH DAY ‘VEMBER, 1889 the 2 AL that om county, in the jount Pleasant, part of Lot No. thrve (3), in the which was al lana fronting « Stroet Turn) one equate ai Beal's purchase, an | Aaron M.Gattrcll, togethe Be, Said property was subdivided into to h a depth of 208 feet. of front, wi One of sald nuproved Uy wiarge tireo-stor) brick dwelling’ ad terms of sale: One-third of the purchase money cash jim Mand, fu the ret er thee cyan! salam Yayatle at six, twelve and ¢igit from Ua}"of sale. the sald deterred ‘outhouse. n months erred payments bear. yer cent in. of wale, All conv Taxes to be paid by the a! # Gays the Trustee Tr nerves the perty at the risk and cost of the HARVE! ov UNCANSON BRUS., Auctioneers. TRUSTEES’ SALE OF BONDS, SECURITIBG, By virtue of a decree of the Supreme Court of the Poet of Columbia. in equity cause No. 123, . against Cawi Gray. we willy” on te DAY OF NOVEMBER, iii” TEN 1H FORE oom fet in wean Be ortliweat, a % of the late of the Fauquier one hundred hed, being ment of thy estate situ infe qred by sm strane oe rreuton, Virginia, and more Heol the property, &e., will sale. proverent in Pug Mills. 119, Cut-off Valve Gear and Valve. }ase71. Improvement in Brick Machine, 23301, : Ore Crushers, + 190812, Combined — Adjustable Engine and” Screw Propeller. » do, do. Driving Gear for Sirest, Care. 90355, 192785, Pry! a. s2oNernor, Valve, ‘en Shares Anacostia and Potomac River Railway Company Stock. o27-tds HANES co” Cone *} Trustoon ABLE ET" EEN THIK STREETS NORTH W Gift COMPANY” TKEET, BE: WEEN * sinannen -T NORTHWEST, Y AFTERNOON, NO’ at FOUR O'CLOCK, in front all sell parts of Lots Nos. 1 and chen, ‘improved by "a, substantia! three-story end tome improved by ‘a sul ineut Hrick Dwelling Houne, No. 1909 F elneet wot. DAK, on the pramiece, we shal sete meget ‘ou the premises, we: wed by. 5 Biwet northwest AUEINE O'CLOCK P.M, SAME DAY, tn front of the premises, we shal sell the south 24 feet by’ Lot 4, in square 257, on east side of 14th fweon D street and palo avenue, with Frame NIH OS’ AVENUE AND D CLOSE AN ESTAT! gocunied by government as @ ool. Terms: One-third in cash; the remainder in one: two years, with interest payable semi-annually, trust on the premises. con veyancing at oost of purchaser. depout of $300 rs yi be required at the Os" J Fish ©0., 1324 F street northwest. FPPHOMAS DOWLING, Auctioneer. TRUSTEES' SALE OF VALUA! No. 1304 THIRD STREET PROVED BY STABLES AN By Virtue of a di February, A. D. 935, folio 278, et the District of bed eal cetate, situated District of Sento Sates of land frow! ‘on Sd atreet ‘sottheaxt by a depth of Of original iot 8) eights aot tot 1 aed soeh f orig iot 8) eights aot tok tn te Tord of Se oubtivision of original 1oe ie fone fecured by = sin ARTHUR HERBERT, on. CAZENOVE GLEE. | Trustees. THOMAS DOWLING, Auctioneer. SALE OF VALUABLE LOTS IN MOUNT PLEAS.