The Daily Worker Newspaper, May 30, 1924, Page 3

( Friday, May 30, 1924 DAWES BOOMED AS COOLIDGE RUNNING MATE Might Curse His Way to Victory WASHINGTON, May 29.— While President Coolidge is not ready to shout “My kingdom for a horse,” he is getting really anxious over a worthy running mate. Good vote getters re- fuse to play second fiddle to the little huddled figure in the White House and the “willin’ Barkuss” are willing al- right, but that is all that can be said in their favor. There are several senators who might hazard their political fortunes on a throw of the vice-presidential dice, provided Coolidge was a heavy eater and looked at his friends occa- sionally thru glasses darkly, but there is nothing human about him, in the generally accepted sense of the word, and even if he does take a drink occa- sionally, he lets his pet dog taste it before consigning the beverage to the presidential palate. A man who does not even love his dog cannot be ex- pected to make ambitious senators look forward with pleasant anticipa- tions to occupying the White House via the vice-presidential route. Peo- ple like Calvin Coolidge seldom die. TRANSLATIONS Italian to English and English to Italian. Circulars, letters, advertise- ments, etc. Advertising service. Work expertly done. Write or call Joseph Giganti, care of THE DAILY WORKER, 1118 Washington Blvd., Chicago, Til. Furnishings LADIES’ MEN'S INFANTS’ Trade Where Your Money Buys the Most. Martin’s 723 West North Avenue East of Halsted St. INE Granulated, use Regge often, Soothes, Safe for Infant or Adult. PIC Hear PROF. Workers’ DANCE, enjoy the HOW TO GO: West on 22nd TICKETS—in advance, 35c¢ Savings Put your savings where they are safe in a workers’ bank and draw 3 per cent inferest. One dollar opens anaccount. + Open until 8 P. M, Tuesdays Night and Morning Have Clean, Healthy Eyes ay If ober Tire, Itch ‘iad, islamect ot COME TO THE SUNDAY, JUNE 1, 1924 Bergman’s Grove RIVERSIDE, ILL. recently from Soviet Russia, speak of education in the Grange car to Desplaines River, walk two blocks north to the grove. Auspices, Russian District Committee, W. P. Chicago’s Only Labor Bank Amalgamated Trust & Savings Bank 371 West Jackson Bivd. invites You to open your account Affiliated Member of Chicago Clearing House Association You said It! (No. 2) The average judge is a sub- normal moron. — Attorney George W. Alger before the New York Bar Association. They usually stop living. There is one man, however in the Untited States so fitted by nature and environment to act a running mate for Calvin Coolidge that it is quite likely in spite of the abundance of his ver- bosity and the richness of his ob- scenity, the date of the Republican Party convention may find him up in the lead of the possible nominees for Cal's partner in the presidential mara- thon. The man is Genéral Hell-and-Maria Dawes, author of the Dawes plan and other well-known Wterary works, in- cluding a plan for breaking strikes. The fact that Dawes never refuses an opportunity to swear, is considered by friends of the president, to be a strong reason for urging the candi- dacy of the arm-chair general. Cool- idge neither speaks nor swears, ex- cept very seldom and the American voters like to have their leaders act like he-men once in a while. Of course, Coolidge is handicapped coming from cultured Boston but Dawes has no such lability. He is a native of Chi- cago where the odor from the stock- yards blights every budding genius not protected by the impenetrable in- tellectual hide of a Ben Hecht. Hence two strikebreakers, one from the Hub of civilization, who says no- thing, having nothing to say and is at least wise enough to know it; the other also a strikebreaker, who says nothing because he knows nothing and does not give a damn who knows it, are possible team mates in the coming election. Hail the leaders of the Republican Party, Calvin Coolidge, the Silent and the Dumb, with General Hell-and- Maria-Dawes, the Dumb, but not the Silent! Jobless Man Takes Life. Out of work and sick, Robert Park- er, 2159 Flourney street, took gas and died. His wife found the body. PITTSBURGH, PA. DR. JRASNICK DENTIST Rendering prtert | ee Service 645 SMITHFIELD D st 1627 CENTER AVE., Atall THE DAILY WORKER THE POWER COLUMN MORE CITIES GO OVER THE TOP Kansas City, Portland, Miles City and Pittsburgh Making Serious Bids for Winner’s Flag With only two weeks remaining to the DAILY WORKER subscrip- tion campaign, the contests between the leading cities of the two divi- sions are still pretty well bunched.’ In spite of the fact that there is quite a number of points on the quota list between some of the leaders, uncertainty of the results of the next fortnight make it the toss of a coin to determine which city will finally pull down the banner. Kansas City, Portland and Miles City are three cities whith have brought glory to themselves during the week by passing the 100 percent Mark on the quota list. All credits is due to Comrade J. H. Wilson of Miles City who brought his city actoss almost single handed. The com- rades of Kansas City and Portland are not over many either and the work of a few loyal comrades is responsible for the splendid showings these cities have made. Pittsburgh is making a strenous attempt to overcome the lead gained by Toledo in the contest between the larger cities, The City-of-the-Steel- Trust gained a few points during the week and is far from resigning a permanent hold on the top to the Ohio town. Fully a dozen more ambi- tious burgs are freely predicted taht they will show their heels to the rest of the pack before the drive is over and any one of them can do it it they make the best of the remaining time. TOLEDO SLIDES A BUNCH UNDER THE WIRE AGAIN. The live wires in Toledo think they know just when The Power Column goes to press. Bach week for the past three special delivery letters arrive just in time to get reported in the Friday Power Column. This time a catch of 26 new subs comes to bring their week’s total up to 29 and their grand total to 188 or 160.4 per cent of their quota. If the Toledo comrades keep up their good work they will necessitate the printing of a special Toledo edition of THE DAILY WORKER to fulfill the seemingly limitless demand for the paper. From Syracuse, N, Y. comes a belated complaint that the comrades there feel slighted because they have not been assigned a suota. Comrade Wodneff writes that Syracuse can make asrecord of at least 15 and re- quests that the quota be set at that figure. You and your comrades will have to get a move on, Comrade Vodneff but there is no question but what it can be done before June 15. 1S CHICAGO WAKING UP? Comrade Helen Lotoszynski of the Ukranian Branch says so and turns in 16 subs t oprove it. A few more like this young speed demon and Chicago would be out of its near cellar position. Comrade Loto: szynski says it’s easy to sell subs but she mever found out how easy it was until she tried it. There are a few thousands other readers of THE DAILY WORKER who also can be given a pleasant surprise if they will set themselves to the task of selling subscriptions to their friends shop mates and neighbors. Comrade Lotoszynski has demonstrated to the “It Can’t be Done Club” the way it can and has been done. : STANDING OF THE CITIES NIC TUTISHKIN Republic. first spring outing. street to the end of the line. La at the gate, 50c Total Total Percent to last to of quota Quote week date reached TOLEDO, O.. 162 165 132 AMBRIDGE, PA. . 16 19 19 126.2.3 SUPERIOR, WIS. 50 63 63 126 KANSAS CITY, MO. 50 47 51 102 - REVERE, MASS. 15 15 15 100 $O. BEND, IND. 25 25 25 100 PORTLAND, ORE. 30 28 30 100 MILES CITY, MON’ 25 23 25 100 PITTSBURGT, PA. 150 131 137 94.7 WARREN, O. .. 50 45 46 90 DENVER, COLO. .. 25 19 21 84 OAKLAND, CALIF, 30 23 25 83.3 BROOKLYN, N. Y. 200 145 153 76.5 DULUTH, MINN. . 50 38 38° 7 NEWARK, N. J. 25 19 19 76 SPRINGFIELD, ILL. 25 18 18 72 PROVIDENCE, R. I. 25 13 17 68 CANNONSBURG, PA. 30 20 21 70 PHILADELPHIA, PA. 200 125 134 67 MONESSEN, PA. .. 15 9 9 60 NEW YORK CITY . 500 265 284 57.8 WORCESTER MASS. 7% 41 43 57.3 ROCHBHSTER, N. Y. 50 28 28 56 READING, PA. 15 8 8 53.1.3 ERIB, PA, 15 8 8 53.1.3 CLEVELAND, 250 110 125 50 YOUNGSTOWN, ‘o. 30 12 15 50 NEFFS, OHIO .. 25 12 12 48 CHRISTOPHER, ILL. 26 10 12 48 GALLOWAY, W. VA. 25 il il 44 HAMMOND, IND. 25 8 iL 44 MILWAUKER, WIS. 100 36 43 43 BESSEMER, PA. .. 15 3 6 40 SEATTLE, WASH. 50 18 20 40 BOSTON, MASS. 200 66 76 38 DETROIT, MICH. 400 127 144 3 ELIZABETH, N, J. 15 5 5 33.1.3 MARSHFIELD, ORE. 15 5 5 33.1.3 BALTIMORE, MD. 30 10 10 33.1.3 CHICAGO, ILL. 000 292 325 32.5 ASTORIA, L. I, “ 25 7 7 28 JOHNSTON CITY, TLL. 25 7 7 28 GRAND RAPIDS, MICH. 25 7 7 28 PATERSON, N. J. 25 7 7 28 FRANKFORT, ILL. 15 4 4 26.2.3 MENANGA, WIS. 15 4 4 26 LOS ANGELES, CALIF, .. 100 25 26 26 ST. LOUIS, MO. ..... 125 30 31 24.8 MINNEAPOLIS, MINN. 200 49 49 24.5 ELY, MINN. ... 25 6 6 24 ST. PAUL MINN. 25 6 6 24 «SAN FRANCISCO, CALIF. 100 21 21 21 CINCINNATI, O 26 5 5 20 CANTON, OHIO 50 9 10 20 BUFFALO, N. Y. 150 25 | 26 17.1 DAISYTOWN, PA. 15 2 2 13.2.3 SAN BERNARDINO, 2 2 13.2.3 ZEIGLER, ILL. . 8 8 10.2.3 WAUKEGAN, IL! le 5 5 10 SYRACUSE, N. _ 1 06.0 HONOR ROLL Militants who have sold subs during the past week: NEW YORK, N, ¥;: Jos, Brahdy, 3 Pollack, hae sebgeaii 8. er, Yh Steve Soillal, BAY CITY, MICH.: Walter Sundquist, FA, 1; A. +m oa Me ir we pCPIGAGO, Tht: Wm Kern, Geo. ORE MAP ited o- hatty 2 Frac Spector 15. Tra. tennis: BRAGG. CAL. Gus Daubeuck, 1 topherson’ 1; G. Stoners, Katilus, NTON, OHIO: H. Scott, 1. ii Clara Safvern, 1; § ‘Te Hammiersmark, SouNIL BLUFF, IA.: A.'P. Kramer, “CENTERVILLE, IA Ozanich, 1. r, ATLANTA, GA‘: Situs ‘Klarin, 1 OIT. : StRonowe, a Hatner,?, Devos, 3: 1 House, ee Dowd, WINNIPEG, Man., Can.; A. B. Zallig, ‘ROSTON "MAgs.: Raith Rudquist, 2;] “DENVER. c wi " a all mes Rates Ye PITTSBURGH, P, Pa gear 4;) NEW HAVEN, CONN HH, 48 Howe ST PAUL, N “SHRisTOPHER, TLL: Anton Mon- % ° |e ETA, N.Y: A. Gudal NG le cg an Mystic, PA: Tony’ sianne t © JAY STETLER’S ae pe a! RESTAURANT , ateten Aig vaya Established 1901 i Wowhae 1 + W. &: Murdoch, 14953 W. Madison St. Chicago Commercial qMERBESPORT, PA.: Wm, Mikades, 2; isin inn Fifty Dollars required on BR. BAT ae weindaulet, 2. enecking alanc ‘and you fl, fuarpetioids 2k APMIS, |[ Mact s at the have the convenience of paying all your bills by check. 2 per cent paid on balances over $1,000. Open until 5 P, M. Saturdays Seco Weuree oe Prudential Restaurant 752 NORTH AVE. The only place to eat. YY, WARE: John H, Wap: ILL.: John Sligh- Phone Armitage 8529 CHRIST BORNER JACKSONVILLE, FLA: LL. Berin- ‘SPRINGFIELD, MASS.: Bessie Eve- OND, IND.: HARBOR Fr. ssGeye Ie, iE, N, in Vodneff, 1. g iyi ? PR Mcuasent at? de UNION BARBER SHOP 1631 N. California Ave. He REVOLUTIONISTS WILL FROLIC AT ALTENHEIM PARK Lots of Fun at Affair This Friday Final arrangements have beén made for the May 30 picnic to be held joint- ly by the Tfade Union Educational league and the Young Workers league. The grove, at Altenheim, Forest Park, will be decorated in a novel manner, Booths will be trimmed and every effort madé to add a gay, festive spirit to the occasion. The facilities of the grove are well suited for the affair. Plenty of tables and benches, all in a deep shade and Onder large trees, will give comfort to the crowd. A large part of the grove is grass covered for those wanting to get closer to earth. Swings and a merry-go-round prom- ise a day’s fun for the children and a dance pavilion will take care of those with an interest in another movement. A splendid (and union) orchestra has been hired for the occasion. Food will be dispensed in a gener- ous and efficient manner by the Amal- gamated Food Workers, who will re- ceive help from the Hungarian group of militants and young workers .... as well as some waitresses mighty easy to look at. Well-Known Rebels to Speak. Short talks by Bob Minor, Jack Johnstone and Max Schachtman will alone be worth while coming to hear. The grove is easy to get to. The Forest Park L (Metropolitan) will take you directly to the gates. Or one can take the Madison St. car and transfer to the suburban line. DETROIT, MICH. Mikel Sherman, N. D. Naturopath & Chiropractor When other methods fail try Nature's road to health. Hours: 11 to 4 and 6 to 8 P. M. 4863 VAN DYKE AVENUE, betw. Forest and Gratiot JOHN H, JARVIN, M.0,, 0.0.8. DENTIST $223 N.. CLARK ST., near Belmont Chicago Hours: 1 to 7 p. m.—Evenings and Sundays by Appointment. Phone Buckingham 2909 MEET AT S. FEINMAN and SON 338 W. Van Buren St. Chicago THE ONLY PLACE TO EAT GRIGER & NOVAK GENTS FURNISHING and MERCHANT TAILORS UNION MERCHANDISE 1934 W. CHICAGO AVENUE (Cor. Winchester) Phone Humboldt 2707 Tel. Monroe 7281 $1 once a week We Serve Nothing But the Best VICTORY Restaurant and Lunch Room Pronos Brothers 1054 West Madison St. Chicago Muller’s RESTAURANT A good place to eat. 1010 RUSH STREET Tel. Superior 7079 Downstairs of National Office. George E. Pashas COZY LUNCH 2426 Lincoln Avenue One-half ae a Imperial a / CHICAGO RUSSIA and GERMANY Attention! Buffalo, N. Y. New 8-Reel Film, showing Present Conditions in the Two Republica Also Special International News Film showing Funeral of Lenin in Moscow BROADWAY THEATRE Broadway near Jefferson SATURDAY, May 31 Continuous Show from 7:30 to 11 P. M, Auspices F. S. R. Committee for International Workers’ Aid Admission 50c, Including War Tax Sa ay Amalgamated Food Workers Page Three ee TTT LLL LLL LEGER Studebaker Theatre 418 S. MICHIGAN BOULEVARD This Sunday Morning, dune 1 ELEVEN O'CLOCK Extra Special Lecture by Percy Ward The Eminent Freethought Lecturer “VOLTAIRE THE SUPREME FREETHINKER OF ALL TIME” . ¥ ye 4 This Lecture Will Celebrate the Fourteenth Anntversasy ot Mr. Ward’s Rationalist Lectureship in Chicago, He Will Btrive to Make this Oration on Voltaire His Greatest Platform Masterpiece. All Seats: Fifty Cents PERCY WARD'S CLASS IN EFFECTIVE PUBLIC SPEAK. ING BEGINS TUESDAY EVENING, JUNE 10, 8 O'CLOCK, Particulars can be obtained this Sunday morning at the above lecture in the Studebaker Theatre. SPRING SUIT Made To Measure At we * Wholesa le 100 PER CENT UNION ORGANIZATION GOLDMAN TAILORING CO, 4. 803 W. Madison St, 6th Floor. GOOD CLOTHES for MEN and BOYS Shoes—Furnishings—Hats Open Thureday-and Saturdry Evenings ~ LINCOLN AVE. AND WRIGHTWOOD AVE. LINCOLN AVE, "” AND IRVING PARK BLVD, GENERAL HEADQUARTERS 81 East 10th Street, New York, N. Y. a. 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