The Daily Alaska empire Newspaper, March 12, 1945, Page 7

MONDAY, MARCH 12, 194 5 pope stood when he lmprisoned! Galileo. THE DAILY ALASKA EMPIRE— JUNEAU. ALASKA PAGE SEVEN o i I'M JUST A yPOOR oLP MEN ) & [AND NOBODY- I have already built and displayed an anti-gravity machine but I can't get publicity. I am ready to build a superman machine with immense |lifting force but there is no interest WANT ADS _ rmRsALE | DOUGLAS PLACE TO LAY ME HEAD AT 10-ft. SKIFF, nearly finished, with vars. Phone Black 565. | 25 CHEV COACH and '3 Ford. Phone Gteen 680. ! THVREEV ACRES patented ground, with partly-furnished house. Ed Kirchofer, 7% mi. Glacier Hgy. LA, % BEDSTEAD, box springs, mattress, dresser, chest of drawers, $85. Sun-lamp, $30. Baby Buggy, $8. . Bathinette, $3.50. Green 163. THREE-HOLE ELECTRIC RANGE, with oven. Call Percy's Cafe. FOUR flat-bottom skirfs, 9-9%-10- 12 ft. each. Built by Albert Wal- lace. For price and information, _Phone Blue 220, after 5 p. m. FOR SALE — One --ght-hole ice cream freezer. Cus. be used for home food freezer. Call or see Percy’s Cafe. 0-70 HEAVY DUTY Hall Scott Fisher, Jr., with 33-in. prop. $400. Call 419. YWO HOUSES—Both completely furnished including electric lights, radio and washing machine. One acre pat. land, good creek, suit- able for chickens, geese and ‘ducks. 5% miles on Glacier High- way. June Gibson. Phone 357,/ after 10 a. m. | R SALE—Highchalr. Phone Blue 0, RpSALE—Troller “Diana”—33 ft. Xdong, 8% ft. beam, fully equipped. #%Chrysler Crown marine engine, | Mrst class condition. See Harbor i Master. | P WANTED WANTED TO BUY—Speed Graphic camera, 4x5 preferred. Bob At- wood, Baranof Hotel. —. |vice to fly to the stars. WASHING MACHINE urgently needed. Black 705. WANTED — Electric washing _ma- chine. Phone Douglas 335. register, Phone Douglas 18. | W;Ni:ED;HOHSé;JO;'k, 7da}; or hour. Rates reasonable. Ref. Douglas 232. 1 WANTED—Steady job in Juneau. | (Signed) | ROBERT J. McLAUGHLIN, D.LW. CLUB TO ENTERTAIN | Manhattan Beach, The Douglas Island Womens'i Club will entertain wives of Tf‘rl‘i-{ torial Legislators on Wednesday | IHLA IN Douglas. The entertainment pro-| gram will include a violin solo panied by Elaine Ross, of Juneau.| The Northland arrived in port| Mrs. Norman Rustad and Mrs,|Saturday night from Sitka with the the evening. Meeting will begin at|Dr. Rae Lillian Carlson, Jack Moly—'fi 8 o'clock, as usua neux, Alfred Zenger, Everett Smith, REGULAR COUNCIL MEETING |ran. 1 The Douglas City Council will| Henry Delcano, L. A. Ozenne, E, C. the City Council Chambers. The gan, Jr. ! meeting is a regular one for dis-| Ben Miller, Wayne Rowland, A. M‘ | "The following passengers left for| MISS BALOG RETURNS | Petersburg: Ernie Whitehead, A. week from a stay of several mothEML“s Violet Hoar, Mattie Kuhner, in Seattle, where she visited with Miss Rock. office | _ work during most of her stay in | Binkley, A. Rhinehart, Ray Cham-| and the big city. She will visit with | her parents here, Mr. and lin my plan. 73 West £nd Avenue, { Brooklyn 29, N, Y. evening in the Eagles Hall at| ONWAY SOUTH by Miss Florence Jensen, accom- | - Charles Koelsche are serving for|follpwing passengers for Juneau: — Mrs. H. P. Delcano, Neil McEeach- meet this evening at 8 o'clock in|Schofield, Tom Morgan, Tom Mor- posal of routine business. Starn, Rotert Gray, Kent Diehl. Miss Doris Balog returned last|Ask, R. O. Brelsford, H, Bstrelle, relatives. Miss Balog did | For Wrangell—Ray Day, William| the south and liked both the work A. J. Balog. For Ketchikan—Mrs. V. Sipponen, | Mrs, | Mr. and Mrs. A. H. Zeigler, Daniel *|Carlson, A. H, Willey. FELN | For Seattle—Gertrude Wood, Nox‘-‘ Rk |man Wood, Jacqueline Schmitz, Bert| (oMMu"I(A"o“ !Jenson, J. Nolan, F. Campen, R.! | Rogers, Pauline Edwards, Nancy Ed-| R | wards, Roberta Edwards, Paul Hilde- | To the Editor: cientific {brand, Charles Butcher. JOE PALOOKA a basis of faith. The inventor sees| the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow and sets out to find it. ;Rainbow Girls fo success he would never accomplish | " Before Eastern Star anything. Eefore the Wright Brothers fizw, i their airplane at Kitty Hawk in 1803,/ The Rainbow Guris will hold a I had designed a centrifugal de- special initiation for the Juneau The de- Chapter of the Order of Eastern sign was only half correct, but I|Star, Tuesday evening at 8 o'clock, never gave up my plan to build a at the Scottish Rite Temple, it is wheel that would be entirely cor-|announced by Mrs. Charles Tuckett, rect. . | Mother Advisor. I whirled a weight over my head,! - HOSPITAL HOTES attached to a cord and as it passed Mrs. Arthur Kkeuges, o surgery near the ceiling I could feel it tug upward. This tug intrigued me and I determined to make use of it patient, has been discharged from St. Ann’s Hospital. Maurice Johnson has left St. The moon tugs upward as It careens through the sky and the & Ann’s Hospital for his home after receiving medical attention. Spaniel, six weeks old, brown or red. Also WANTED—Male Cocker S coufliarnoss . described by so called, what ;;2;?'56;,01 delivery arch 10 o014 become of the woman? She 4 s & iwould perish for lack of air, but this WANTED TO SUBLET—Apartment circumstance was not mentioned by for two or three months. Contact St. John. Ben A. McManus, Chief Clerk,) I have worked out a theory for House. Phone 866. flight in space There's no doubt — |of its accuracy. I am ready to start ws'r A"n rou"n work on the superman device. I don’t want it for war but for explor- FOUND—Traveling bag, from state- ation, as I intend to employ a Ger- room 143, Alaska boat. Call Royal man chef and a Japanese waiter in Blue Cab. the dining room of my car, and as my steward will be an American LOST—Emerson water-proof stain- there will be considerable friction less steel watch, with brown On the airship unless an armistice leather strap. Phone Blue 735. 1is signed before the airplane takes e off. wsfl'—flusky pup. Has new collar,! Of course I am joking about my small eyes. Reward. Phone Red crew, but I am looking forward to 115, i FOUND—Lady's ring, Owner may have same by identifying and ‘puytng for this adv. - MISCELLANEQUS L PR R A T JANITOR SERVICE—Window and ‘house cleaning. Reasonable. V. Qui. Phone 346. PYANGS RENTED—Tuned, Ander- ison Shop. THE FIXIT SHOP—General light repair work. Phone 567. mént. $7.00 Paper Curls, $1 up Lola Beauty Shop. Phane 201 1815' Decker Way (F you have empty rocms or apts. for. desirable people, inform the Gastineau Hotel. FOR RENT BTEAM HEATED ROOM-—Phone Green 675 08 6th St. 4§1-So. Franklin St., $100.00 per month, unfurnished. Phone 562. an RENT—Steam-heated rooms. Men only. Haven Rooms. Phone 281. R 3TEAM HEATED ROOMS. Call after 3 p. m,, 315 Gold Street. WINTER RATES, Seaview Apts. Oil and wood stoves, lights, laun- dry. Phone 236. CANNERYMAN HERE |an end of the war so that I can| ireach heaven in peace. | Al airplanes travelling Ispace take a lifetime to reach the | planets, according to scientific writ- iers.e | They mathematicians who ! don’t use figures, nor know anything | about force, unless it be to teach a| | class, and then they know so much |that it quite overcomes the class to| | think how much they know. | | It is elementary that a constant| |force develops accelerated —motion, but the scientific writer insists on uniform velocity in outer space.| | They also advocate the use of rock- | |ets. Sir James Jeans has published |a book entitled Through Space and | Time. Time is Dr. Einstein's cheese, and a fourth dimensional cake which may be sliced and eaten. in outer| On page 110 Sir James says: “So far we have merely been looking at {the moon from a distance. Let us now charter a rocket to take us | there, so that we can actually walk | |ont its surface.” This idea is quite absurd as a rocket ' will blow off all its gas in the first | minute of its voyage. It is a reaction | |device and the momentum of the |discharged gas equals the momen- |tum of the car. To get any reaction {at all forty pounds of gas must be| jdischarged per second. | On page 138 Sir James says: "If‘ |we are planning to take our rocket' |to Mars, it is clear that we must again take air and water with us.” | ©On page 203 he says: “Our rocket, {travelling ai 5,000 miles an hour.” | .. ete. He carries the rocket through most for his book at uniform speed. This |1s proof of two things. First, he \doesn’t realize how short-lived af |rocket is. It will last for ofie min- J.°W. DeChamplain, representing jute; and second, he doesn’t under- the Icy Straits Salmon Company at stand that a constant force de- Hoonah, is a guest at the C\stineau |velops accelerated motion. The roc- Hetel. | ket gives a constant force and rises ——eeo—— with accelerated velocity. It's mo- i ACCOUNTANT HERE ‘ticn is not uniform at anytime af- Marshall Crutcher, public Ac- ter leaving the earth. countant from Ketchikan, is now These scientists are the most over- in Juneau and is staying at the rated people, on earth and their Biramof, {word is law. They stand where thy same fcree on a machine would T am 34 years old and am - |lift an airplane up into the blue sky 4 e ot Mrs. Ernest Bliven, a medical ehanically inclined, but will take far above the earth. This airplane anything. Write F. Jacobs, 1623 would land on the moon and ex- E. Burnside St, Portland, 14, plore the hidden hemisphere which Oregon. must ke a Utopia. X —— ‘ The scriptures support this idea ALTERATIONS—Work guaranteed.'and tell of a woman standing on the Pearl Prouty, Phone Blue 470. |mgon, in Revelation, Chapter 12, verse 1. If the moon patient, has been discharged from St. Ann’s Hospital. Mrs. Fred Henning has left St. Ann’s Hospital for her home after receiving medical care. Mrs. Don A. Baker, a surgery case, has been admitted to St. Ann’s Hospital. - - ATTEN1:ON MASONS Stated Communication of Mt. Juneau Lodge 147 Monday evening, 7:30. Work in F. C. Degree. (Sat-Mon.) J. W. LEIVERS, Sec. NOTE:-~ ¢ rom time totime, in this space, there will appear an article which we hope will be of interest to our fellow Americans. This is number forty-two of a series. SCHENLEY INTERNATIONAL CORP., NEW YORK Native American whiskey is unlike any other whiskey in the world. It imi- tates no other country’s “national” | alcoholic beverage. It.is as native ! to America as “pork and beans,” “ham and eggs,” and *“'steak.” In- cidentally the latter is so American that few foreign languages, if any, have their own name for it. Go to France, to Spain, or Italy, and if you find it on the menu it appears in English, or very similar, per- haps (‘‘steka’ or “‘steaka,” or “bufstek”). American Rye, or Bourbon, or the increasingly popular American Blended Whiskies, are strictly U. 8. A.—in flavor. To be sure, those who possess sensitive taste- buds can tell the difference among these three types, and there has undoubtedly been a sectional pref- | erence for Rye or Bourbon—quite | pronounced in some areas. Skillful blending, however, has done some- | thing for American whiskies, and a fine Blended Whiskey seems to possess. taste qualities that please both the Rye and the Bourbon drinker. And, yet, a fine Blended | Whiskey has neither a distinctive | Ryenor Bourbon flavor dominance. | While science has entered the dis- tilling industry, particularly during the past ten years, bringing pre- cision and exactitude into the selec- tion of grain, yeast, water, barrels, and in the control of the processes of fermentation and distillation, the expert blender is much more an artist than a scientist. He takes the | fine, clean whiskies of various ages | and types from his whiskey “hall | of fame,” and does things with them, just as the painter takes his primary colors and blends them to- gether to create new and rare color characteristics. | But, the expert blender never sac- | rifices the “‘native,” underlying | American flavor. He, too, believes | —“Americans make the best of t MARK MERIT © of SCHENLEY INTERNATIONALCORP. O | ASOLINE ALLEY everything.” P. S. 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