The Daily Alaska empire Newspaper, May 28, 1938, Page 12

YOU SHOULD HEAR. My AUDIENGE HOWL AT THE JOKES, mom ! sene Byrnes Reg. U 8 Pat. Office. All rights reserved T SAYS HERE IN THE PAPER THAT RADIO COMEDIANS GET FIVE AN TEN THOUSAN DOLLARS A NIGHT FOR TELLIN' JOKES/ N YESSIR/THATS WHAT I'LL TAKE 1t 8 HO~HO=HO=HA~HA= I'M GONNA BE/A THiS ONES 7% 2»;&;&2-#5.{6’ RADIO Tay e ' I'LL CRI COMEDIAN./ FELLERS yEJHMEN I TELL THESE JOKES./ ON ACCOUNTA HE WANTS TO GET ON THE OTHER SIDE/ KETCH ON7 HE DION EVEN SMILE HES QOT NO SENSE OF HUMOR I GUESS/ HEY, JIMMIE A\WHY DOES A CHICKEN CROSS THE STREET ? ON ACCOUNTA HE WANTSA GET ON THE OTHER sn95.’ I ALWAYS KNEW BUMP WAS THICK / KETCH ON ' 1 DONT WANT THIS BOOK TO BE A TOTAL LOSS/ 1 GOTTA GET A A LAUGH SOMEPLACE / WHY DOES A CHICKEN CROSS THE STREET PON ACCOUNTA HE WANTSA GET ON THE OTHER SIDE” KETCH ON 7 THIS 15 NOT A — ; THAT WAS A VERY GOOD COCKER GOOD HAT WHILE SPANIEL, DAISYBELLE / IT LASTED ‘BUT A GENUINE COCKER ITS WAY OUT OF HAS EARS THAT FLOP STYLE Now / DOWN TO THE GROUND / 3 LOOK WHAT AUNT JUST WHAT JOSIE SENT You/ I WANTED.” DONT THROW 1T : / _ WAITLL YOU SEE ¥ BUT How CAN ’ THE SURPRISE I HAVE iy i TO SHOW YOU /T LL P <L TEL&:;? ELc? ; . BE RIGHT OUT /4 / 4 BELLE Y JUST LOOK AT ITS EARS/