The Daily Alaska empire Newspaper, February 10, 1938, Page 5

0 e BRINGING UP FATHER THE DAILY ALASKA EMPIRE, THURSDAY, FEB. 10, 1938. By GEORGE McMANUS DID_YOU WANT TO SEE ME - OR DID — YOU_JUST RING THAT BELL BE- CAUSE YOU LIKE TO RING BELLS? IF | COULD TALK TO YoU WITHOUT SEEIN’ YOU-IT WOULD BE A GREAT HELP- NOW_LISTEN- | WANT TO TAKE A NAP SO KNOCK ON MY DOOR IN JUST ONE HOUR AN’ WAKE ME UP- CLEAN SWEEP, FIRST PIN FEST Frank Metcalf Is High Man| with 637 for Three | Game Tally | Juneau Elks and their ladies, yes-| terday marked a pertect ate of victory against the visiting Ketchi- kan teams. | The local men, led by Frank Me(-; calf, who tallied 637 in three games| for the afternoon’s high, added up \ grand total of 2,922 pins against| the Ketchikan aggregation's 2,490. All Juneau scorers tor the three rames, ended in the 900 bracket with five Juneau games adding to 200 and better. Ketchikan appeared to be lost on the strange alleys, and showed the effects of a day at sea. Their are expected to materially improve tomorrow. In the women's matches, Juneau won all three games, totalling 389 pins to 1,976. Dolly Kaufmann led the attack for Juneau with 216- 158-150 for 524. ‘The scores of this contest also ap- pcared to reflect the strain of roll- iny on strange alleys so soon after | WAS JUST THINKING-I'M A BIT DROWSY; MYSELF - WOULD YOLUJ MIND AWAKENING ME IN ABOUT FORTY-FIVE MINUTES -S5O T'LL BE ALERT TO AROUSE YOU OM THE HOUR.? I'M GONNA. PUT_ YOU ASLEEP? S0 5L 1938, King Peatures KNOCKED DOWN {4 TIMES IN 4-ROUND BOUT Featherweight Cham pion Shows His Stuff in Go with Al Citrino SAN FRANCISCO, Cal, Feb. 10. Featherweight Champion Henry mstrong, Los Angeles negro, last night knocked down Al Citrino, of San Francisco, 14 times and was awarded a technical knockout in the fourt of a scheduled ten- rounder e boui was a non-titie event - WOMEN ROLL WATCHES AT BRUNSWICK Camilias test night ou!point- ed the Orchids in the opening game at the Brunswick Alleys, with Emily (?) rolling best ball with 160-183- fi 0. of women’s play stepping down the ngplank Tonight's games a American The scores follow Meat vs. Rainier, Heidelberg vs. JMen i Brunswick Ll U'l‘:;:“m Mullen (13) pets a basket fo r Oregon in a crucial game with Wash- Scores for last nizht follow Ffl}({‘fmmm 00 0% ingten in Seattle when the two basketball teams tangied in a Orchids At 206 208 northern division conference game. Washington won the contest Tmily 160 LUl o) Pl %61 Fave 40 to 37 after trailing 20-19 at halftime. Eadas s s 1 erna 2 2! 56 Stevenson 198 170 g Sl Elsie 101 127 143 371 : 5 7 § g G KFTCSI)"IDK:? ST GHAMP LYNGH WGMEN DUN Sl Soown pee Daniels 166 183 d 149 156 483 Maloca 149 144 133 165— 399 Zorich 151 211 [] 139 82 Howard 187 184 Mary 41 140 140— 421 Nelson 151 !l S Roady 168 175— 343 IN 5TH RG ) i Ok Totals 538 561 543—1642 A i P Totals 804 890 7962490 —_— Women ¢ Sivie il . WA GTON, zeo. 10—Travel § H KETCHIKAN World Flyweight Champion abroad all you like, young 1"““}54 Ea I a es Kimball 128 146 129— 403 Shows Up French but dont try to outsmart the Cus- Roady 138 140 120— 398 oo y toms Bureau when you come back Peterson 148 158 138— 444 Boxer in Glasgow The men aven't much trouble, Tfl Be Rea! Gfl Hildinger 129 112 134— 375 R one Customs official here says. Bul Ryus 110 132 114— 356 Lvi;}nAS:g:Z' fli‘;\"“ké:’ = ”’:;““’;" the women, he contends, “Seem na- 14l p 553 688 695197 Stopped Maurice Filhol, of France, wing. mb pek. vy tie wpinion | WALTHAM, Mass, Fob. 10 JUNEAU last night, via_ the' technical route o tonte oo Tureau seizures of $o0- | L2 It takes o be a policeman: Kaufmann 216 158 *150— 524 in the fifth round of & nON-UUe 37 Lo of wearing apparel in 1937 Toowing Is the opinion of Chief Lavenik 169 184 182— 535 POUL Tonet of It S save. fromm women|OF\E0Lo8; 4%, E. McKenna i 300 ikt - i . he says, trom WOMER .1 you have the wisdom of Solo- Reynolds 12 164 141 438 ey cansforme e Tof: Courage of Dalel, strength of i e e s lhi.“t'l o c-uniformed MEN samson and patience of Job; the ) e i A ‘ o |leadership of Moses, kindness of the E e - Samaratin, the strategy of Alexan- Totals - PIRATES ABLE T0 TAKE FLAG All that Is Needed Is Hitter 400101 It’s a Laugh URBANA, Ii., Feb. 10 Who said this was a vale of tears? A dissenting opinion was delivered —Lost 16 of 22 Games recently by Prof. Paul Thomas to New York Giants CORAL GABLES, Fla,, Feb. 10.— Paul Waner, Pittsburgh outfielder and former National League batting champion, said he wouldn't be sur- prised if the Pirates won the 1938 pennant—provided they get a pow- erhouse hitter for the cleanup spot. ‘Give us a long distance hitter who could really powder that agate ra sacks and we would go s this season,” Waner said. | “Sure, we've got a good ball club,” Young of the University of Illinois psychology department. His campus studies showed laugh- ter was 400 times more prevalent than weeping. His conclusions: Women wept three times as oftgn as men, but their risibilities were not tickled as often. Weeping was caused 80 to 90 per cent of the time by environment Laughter was caused 98 per cent of the time by social contacts. he said. “Our pitching siaff may not be the best in the league but it's a g one. We have some pretty consistent hitters, but what — . . i slx 'rnm Blaze we need is someone in that four or five hole who can slap that apple DETROIT, Fev. 10.—Jerry, one- with men on the sacks year-old tomcat, is credited with “Vaughan and Brubaker did a saving the lives of six persoms in pretty fair job of that at times last a flaming house a few minutes be- year and when they did we were a fore the floors collapsed. His own- mighty tough club to beat. As it was, er, Aldege Stonge, sixty-one, said if we could have had any luck he was awakened by Jerry's clawing against the Giants—they beat us 16 and scratching. He found the base- out of 22—we would have been lots ment in flames. He aroused five better off. I don’t think they can other sleeping persons and all fled. do that again this year.” WRESTLING —- Monday—Feb. 14—Elks Hall—8:30 P.M. DOC WEBB vs. RED DAVIS 8 ten-minute rounds Savahnah, Ga. city council passed an order prohibiting the drivers of municiually-owned horse and mule- drawn vehicles from carrying whips. Prize Picure' “No War louds” der, faith of David, diplomacy of Lincoln, tolerance of Confucius and a complete knowledge of criminal law and police procedure, you are a police officer.” i Sicate, Tnc.. World rights reserved _l I ' The Curta in Falls_ 1) _STARS T0 PLAY BEFORE SHOVING OFF High Sehoalta: Battle Top- sters — Elks Will Meet Firemen Tomorrow night, vuneau b ball fans will see the Channel Stars in action agzinst the I School quintet and they will see the |Elks pitted against the Firemen the best looking basketball program of the year. T the dish—a team composed of a pick of the League playing against High School lads (with that High School enthusiasm) and good offensive Elks Club thrown in with a bang-up defer Firemen squad. Throw in what promises to be a packed house, a school band, Al a end what appears to be milder weather, and you have royalty in basketball dish. The All-Star invasion crew has Sandra Neal (above) left Chicago $400 in the bank to date and will for Broadway to seek fame a8 & need a couple of hundred more. dancer. She found disillusionment, Tomorrow night's game is being de- and finally death. She took poison pended upon to do the iw-k in the midst of the lights and laugh- 1P o 5 ter of a gay Broadway restaurant, SR L and died before physicians could % TEE T YOUR INCOME RADIO! 1 | - DAY The following summary is com- F -~ GROS IME, T INCOME, R DAY AND SURTAX NET INCOME - 6 Three of the terms used in the S~ ¥ inccme-tax law, namely, gross in- ) cema, net income, and surtax net N income, should be noted particular- ly, inasmuch as they are vitally im- ant to the whole subject of the O] piled from KINY Station’s latest ncome tax available program schedule, The CToss income includes in general Daily Alaska Empire cannot be re- 8ll income from any source what- sponsible for last minuie program €Ver, unless exempt from tax by -y law. 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Such de- ductions include business and pro- fessional expenses, such as salaries, pensions, and bonuses to emp! taxes, losses, interest, bad debts, de- preciation, depletion, contributions, cte. Failure to understand deduc- tions against gross income and cre- dits agamnst net income bas result- ed in numerous errors on the part of taxpayers An earned income credit ls pro- vided in addition to the personal exemption and credit for depen- dents, etc., for the purpose of com- puting the normal tax. Havinz ar- rived at the net incomsz, the next step is to deduct the personal ex- emption and credit for dependents The balance represents the surtax net income. The next step is to deauct from such balance the earned income credit and other credits to which the taxpayer is entitled. The re- mainder represents the amount of net income subject to the normal tax of 4 percent. Any amount of surtax nret income which is in excess of $4,000 is sub- ject to the surtax. The surtax is to be computed in accordance with the rates provided for in the various so- called surtax brackets. ‘| City of San Francisco scheduled for 6 p. m. in the North- ern Light Presbyterian Church, where young women of the com- munity will meet to hear Miss Helen Power, comfort and safety are characteristics of Wife Prepares Quiz To Test ‘Dead Mar’ SAN FRANCISCO, Cal., Feb. 3 Whether William F. Griese is all or not depends on the answers » the following questions: Which side of the bed did sleep on?” “Who were the hangers-on our shop?” “Where did we keep our cash ceipts?” “What kind of shirt did you wi habitually?” The queries were prepared by Mrs Clara Griese, who is trying to cel- lect $5,025 insurance on the groupd her missing husband, William, 1§ dead. Now a hospital attendant work- ing under a different name asserts he is the missing Willilam Griese. Denying the identity, Mrs. Griése made out the quiz for use in the trial of the case. 3 - ——— Take cold weather in stride . with clothes that will keep warm in the face of the most try blast. H. S. Graves, “The Clof ing Man,” has what you need, close-out prices that will save man’s pocketbook as well as health. by * by Lester D. Hendersom Alaska” " Streamliners Advance in Speed and»Luxuries 5 Super Chief . . . 3934 hours Los Angeles to Chicago car, one of the features of the City of Los Angeles, International News Service photographers scored high in the exhibit of prize news photographs at Rockefeller Center in New York, win- BOXER s. WRESTLER 30-minute time limit 2—OTHER BIG BOUTS—2 No Reserved Seats—Ladies, 55¢; Gentlemen, $1,10 ning seven of the 23 shown. Hugh Broderick, sports cameraman, who won four of the awards, took this picture of President Roose- velt at a baseball game, and gave it the title, “No War Clouds". 1 Some critics called it the best picture ever taken of the president. the new streamliners on regular runs over the Santa Fe and Northwestern-Union Pacific lines be- tween Chicago and the Pacific coast. The pictures suggest the conveniences of the Diesel-powered, air- conditioned caravans of stainless steel. The tavern Parrott, violinist; and Miss Fran-| ces Harland, accompanist. | Mrs. John Glasse will preside at the dinner, and group singing wm‘l be an event of the gathering, is decorated after the patterns of western hostelries of old bonanza days, and appropriately called “Little Nugget”. Running time has been reduced to 393 hours between Los Angeles and Chicago by the Super Chief. v