The Daily Alaska empire Newspaper, December 17, 1936, Page 4

2 THE DAILY ALASKA EMPIRE, ( ; : . . tical death. . M. observi at “the t Dally AlaSkfl Emplre | Contronter of the cold and nasty facts had the courage HAPPY of his irresponsibility ) to the last.” But it|=— Mr. Menck in conclusion ROBERT W. BENDER - - [Editor and Manager - = The Empire extends congratulo- | BIRTHDAYi he: Published every e &) Eutie | TiAher ‘youghily jon st 1 1 tions and best wishes today, thei PRINTING COMPANY 8 n . Juneau, It appears that the problems ahd crises of Our |y fp40y ganiversary, to the follo Alaska time struck Mencken as being just so much cooked- : ing: -1 | Enverea suneau as Second Clas There real no unemployment. The b s | New Deal propaganda. After Mencken ¢ DECEMBER 17 SUBSCRIPTION RATES. ting, the fog was still there. So were the blat g Metivered in carsier in Juneau and Douglas for §1.25 per month. B ¥ o Barrie Coate By mall, postage at the f coner the former dissipated and the One year, in ‘ndvance * mo . % s Ruth Kunnas g e better for all concerned. Mencken % i eme month. 11 w . 2 | Mrs. George W. Johnson Bubscribers if they w i ttle too good to be true—and it turned A1 Hersting the Business Off} r irre £ orsythe e SAbETS ‘ t he v Bernarr Macfadden read the funeral B O Breeney phones: I'ews Office. 602; Business ____|eulogy. Bur was at Topeka. Peace to his philo- V. N. Blackwell ME} BER OF ASSOCIATED PRESS. 1 bones. They had meat on them.” Mrs. J. L. Holmquist Ut Aty frue dnetones s v 1o the fact is that Mr. Mencken failed to stay Dr. Leon Ensch wise credited {n this paper and also ¢ after Mr, Clark’s effort. He popped up in Peter R. . Edw fair with advice to the King that I ALASKA C ECULATION G \p Mrs. Simpson. The lads and lassie i g o s e i 3 Mencken some day will w Ip to the Mencken ha premise of always be uilt his rept ] MODERN | ETIQUETTE | blic of the moment Republican rehabilitation is reported By Roberta Lee W t after all It i il - bilitation division Are there any kinds of invi- ions that do not require an ac Ya sy ¢ didn’t wir ey, ceptance? Y Invitations to tes J0se to receptions, cerds R 2 At Home" days do not require The Sea Strike Issue acceptance, provided they do n 2 3 r “RS.V.P But when uns P New York ) i reception or The maritime strike on t fic coast enters 1 to the hoste ith practically only one issue standing | on The suggestion has \ Bt control the| @ What courses constitute Windsor, the former ’ bz imple, informal dinner? America to make his R for. Sor A. Soup, main course of m well consider the advice fer the M Fec itk and attendinz v *';[;\1)10\. salac ! r Stove 3 of t aind dessert W 1 coffee. ey ¢ . FEd: To Q. What are suitable gifts for toer 1 ; : ; ke ses a man to give to a girl whom } right down and wrote oy 3 - B hot e Record, giving s round that they | A. Books, candy, or flowers, the ex-king should cons; ] DROARGer. AR S DAILY LESSON IN ENGLISH By W. L. Gordon he advises, is what wil should come to American s bo other apparently, to out one or 1. Halfway on yc tic you will be greeted tographers, sob siste: Whalen—on line submarines, 2. On your arrival to de submit the Sa tant Secretar bor Departm holiday zw_l be declare Words Often Misused: Do not say 100,000 bas he disciplining : “We arranzed some chairs on eit} ipline be en- . er side of the hall ay, “on each lished 2t eacin Side.” or, “on both sides of the hall resentatives from | Often Mispronounced: Swami o be designated Pronounce swa-mi s in ah, i as ir it, accent first sylla bjection to thu Often Misspelled the | (wine) horus girls will bring suit and promise of ghteen ex-c for breach of promise headlines) Champagn eries of or 5. Four hundred and five threats of hortag L RSe- naping will be sent to Mrs. Simpsc You, in i ble losse ult turn, will receive as many requests for dona- coastal ! want and woe to Synonyr Solid, dense, com- tions to homes for indigent alligators and permanent damage to the pact, con inpenetrabl 6. A Royalist cult will be formed in Cali- il idized merchant mar Word Sf Use a word thr: fornia, attrac thousands of partisans at were at u that did times and i your Let us in 0.00 yearly dues (including subscription to would matter less. crease o 0 ry by masterin Royalist Week many ons in fone word every day. Today’s word For the t 46 years the smallest d. to bring its labor aun-“, lted; raised to lofty hej tail of your Wfe will be of the greatest possible - standard Time never fails to bring ever And interest to the democratic American public— is very much interested in!exalted reputation to cru- whether it be the way you part your hair or "nrrim\ traffic of the seas. tiny Ames, the length of your shoe laces. | If a few stubborn men continue to block a fair | - S when the people ence | settlement they must bear the blame {and the people’'s government lose pat 8. Hearst papers will print weekly editori- als on your right to privacy as guaranteed by the Constitution. However, you will have to e throw three Universal photographers out of The Two-Party System your bathroom every night. | SR | s (Cincinnati Enquirer) Through the years, American political leaders have LOOK and LEARN By A. C. Gordon Mr. Stover concludes his advice with the sugge: tion that if the ex-king wants to pick out a country| other than his homeland that he try Ethiopia or some | (o o1t preserve the two-party system, which on | TRIOLS I [the whole has been a signal success. It insures While we can't agree with the Philadelphian on|working majority, and also insures an opposit the Ethiopia angle, rather suggesting that Canada when it functions normally. The chief problem cow rane® for his former majesty, it must be admitted , years past has been to curb third-party movements. there is a great amount of truth in what Mr. Stov: 0 do this many states have fixed stringent require- e, SN e do ks our <ay |Ments for admission to the ballot with the status of a the least, when a celebrity or a near-celebrity is sighted | POlitical party ST Dad e Stediest den i % Pu T TR At the last election, the Communists lost their |of the ocean been measured, and outside of Fire Island or rounding into the Golden right to a column on the ballot in New York State, how deep? Gate. But, after all, why not? Isn't it an excellent|pecause their total vote fell below the modest figure| 5. Of what two metals is bronze protection against anybody sneaking into this country of 50,000. And in Florida, the G. O. P. lost its place on | composed? without due notice? How would it be to carry it a !the ballot, failing to win 30 percent of the total vote. little further and extend a Stover welcome to every In New York, the device served its purpose by handi- undesirable alien that hoves on the horizon as well ¢apping a third-party movement for the future. In 1. Who was the last Democratic President before Franklin D. Roose- n | vel other in’ 2. What states border on the Gulf of Mexico? 3. How many hens' eggs does one 1 egg of normal size equal? welcomes effusive, to say ANSWERS ! 1. Woodrow Wilson. Florida, the same device on a different scale defeated | , > Texas, Louisiania, Mississippi, as the celebrities? Identified in such a manner the o -M;‘-’“\-"j s ”‘““flm“ vt ballot m‘“:‘“‘ mr‘(“" Alabama and Florida { “ism” boys wouldn't have much chance to work from| = D ’P_.““~ Py : 3. Thirty-six. within, The provisions of law which exact so great a 4 32044 feet (more than five = e ure of success for the continuance of a political |Miles), sounded in the Pacif “RASPBERRIES” FOR MENCKEN party seem unsound. Florida carried a practical prin- | Ocean, 148 miles southeast of Ja- DB LS ciple to an absurd point. It may or may not be sound | Pan. | H. L 5. Copper and tin, prognosticator egy to hamper third parties by this method. There | ch to be said for letting them on the ballot, they Mencken will be recalled as the political str the Republicans could is where Winter Rates AT who predicted | | Accommodations to suit every ’ Reservations Alaska Air | ‘Transport. One of Abl the 1 al cathing co 99 S0 e Ren Japanese doctor says anyone can live to be 120.| | taste, Providing, of course, he avoids jaywalking and Spain. | | Boston Transcript. - B Roosevelt with ‘a Chinaman. Of cour do less harm than in agitation through ‘ | other channels. But in any event, there is no point the Republicans were not successful, even with Lan- 8 ) A i political party to a satisfactory position on the ballot. ' | i some “raspberries” on many fronts Rt Mingral Hot Baths { i | \ rican who Spectator pro | Sho P E(fi'lu - to Insure Choice Selections! | £/ fg;r “BROTHER Hot Point Elec. Irons. Melody House. | Shoes and Hose. Devlin’s. Shoes and Hose. Devlin's. Barrell Sweaters $1.35. Needlecraft, Silex Coffee Mi up. Swanson Bros. By mbad ers. Melody House iSkiS. $6.00 ¢ o sy o | Permanent Wave. Edson Wave Shop. [Shoes and Hose. Devlin's. Slicker Couts, $5.00. Swanson Bros | Woolen Jacket, $5.00. Swanson Bros. - 3 - Flowers from the Juneau Florists. “Alaska” by Lester D. Henderson.|Permanent Wave. Edson Wave Shop.{uaisska® by Lestor D. Henderson Cedar Chests. The Colfanite Store. Bed Jackets. Needlecraft Shop. ‘cm’ stmas Cards at The Empire. Cards at The Empire. Christmas e zdors ’;“'d ;Powed Plant. The Juneau Florist: fOr. the i &/ FAMILY | ‘Alaska” vy Lester D. Henderson. “the HOME Radio Stands. The Colfanite Store, Flowers from the Juneau Florists i'l’owers b); telegraph. June;;.u Florists. | Ski Poles, $3.00. Swanson Bros. “Alaz==" by Lester D. Henderson. Christmas Cards at The Empire. ’Tmu Curdb: Jlfri‘é’i?m;);_e:‘CHRISI‘.\‘IAS TREES—Brought El G starting December 14. Keep your orders for us, Harris llm‘dwu‘s4 l Electric Toaster, Melody House, k7 ———— e 20 YEARS AGO 'Book Sales Are Under Hungarian Pigeons ‘ Ban in Breslau Storesi Given Large Bequest Fium The Empire BRESLAU, Dec 17.—Department | I stars incline 5 i GYOER, Hungary, Dec. 17.—An \ - }\‘ The stars incli 55 stores in this city must quit selling | anonymous citizen bequeathed 500,- RIS 3 it | but do not compel books after January 1, 1937. [nun pengoes (about $90,000) to the SCEX 18, 1916 ,‘., 00 The order, which appears to be |city administration for the care of Ambassadors of the allied nations wunced in Washington that limited to this city, was issued |the pigeons that throng the Gyoer FRIDAY, DECEMBER 18, 1936 after an unexpected descent upon |market place. mntente Allies could not make| Astrologers read this as a fortu-|the ’ & o E Allies could not make| Astrologers read this a book departments of local de-| rTye city fathers had planned td e with the German govern- nate day in which it is wise to com- |partment stores. . e ! ’ 3 kill most of the birds, which had nt in its present form of pro-|plete business transactions and to| One large eoncern was found to reT r : : | , B X | become a pest, but were forced by and “under the present sit-|settle one's bills. Work should |have upon its shelves works of the the will to6 hire a caretaker and [benefit and gain contentment. |sort that figured in the big bon-|yuta"a nouse for the piseons. | While agitation meant to incite fires of 1933, or that have since | e s g Againsky, who confessediclass feeling will be continued been barred. was the dead woman'sithere will be less response than| One of the tenets of national| Women workers in Te WPA band, was still being held in|usual through the holiday season.|socialism is to do away with de- |sewing rooms manufactured more mection with the murder of| Distinct lines between Fascists|Partment stores as duickly as pos- |than 4,700,000 garments last year for Babe” Brown. He admitted thatiand Communists will be drawn,|sible. | distribution to the destitute had 1 to her cabin in the|creating bitter and determined con-| ——__—- - ening before but claimed that he flicts. The seers prohpesy a grow- turned to Juneau when world trend toward + went |ing Soviet he theatre with a woman friend. |ideas | 12 of the crews of the ferries 'or persons past middle age good 4 1g between Douglas and Ju-|luck is presaged and much happi- N o T l c E | p ememt through domestic ties. Lives be appreciably lengthened for the boats. at at times hose who are wise in safeguard- hese he was ing the health | ) H n dis- s is now placed on diet.| . r i by 12 of mines, wit- 1] who can afford to buy rich s declared, becs of a most are advised to ab: in and e ok agr temperament which| th 10 perforce almost starve Effective January 1, 1937, the rate of a ise to bhave him work > directed to eat as heartily as On the one hand over- - weight threatens health and on the Trompen, master mechanic other underground possible. interest paid on savings accounts will be yack underfeeding. o7 e . . t the Perseverance, left for the Construction projects of magni- 29. No interest will be pald on ac- south on the Prince Rupert. The tude are to be pushed wherever the counts of less than $5.00. Deposits mechanical force at the mine pre- weather permits. Harbor improve- sented him wi 1 wateh as a fare- ments now will be of great con- I gift cern made after the 5th day of any month - Increase in crime, especially the : 2 44 I Goldstein was a Southbound type which deals in wholesale will draw interest beginning the first passenger on the Prince Rupert evil-doing, i gnosticated. Syn-! . % % ) dlcalism e widespread and of the following month. E Dillen, son of incendiary fires m cause Skagway, was in v losses i on his way to his home a Both men and women may be un- > P ng for six mc is- usually sensitive and irritable un- F t N t l B k 0d Cal. Dillon was thought es ill effects with serious possi- be the first Alaskan to taks up bilities from smoking and drink- Persons whose birthdate it is Arrivals in Juneau on the Prince have the augury of a year of pleas- ipert from the south included ant journeys and numerous per- Istein G. Smith, Grover iods o creation fuch work. Burdette Winn however, will be the price of happy was plan-' Children born on this day prob- e uth to ably will be studious and indus- J. J. Kllne S Subjects of this sign usu- - me the most of their tal- i s e You are invited to present this ger on the r was born on this day 1786 (‘).h, coupen at the box office of the liforn have celebrated it as a [ e bty MEL. Willidms, one ot b include Lyman Abbott, Iy @ t l Ih t niées ‘Gt ihkia Brtaroriaecmine q gian and author, 1835, Johan a l e ea re Limestone, was leaving for Christ s Rystrom, sculptor, 1820; mas in the State stiana, Queen of Sweden, 1626 and receive tickets for your- (Copyright, 1936) If andia’ o fiss © £ ; gt self and a friend or passa u Give “Holeproof” Hosie adv. relative to see \ her famil e s Rice & Ahlers Co. Till We Meet Again” @@(‘«*‘ HE:;I(‘;;’_(; MnALPL;;]g};I{NG As a paid-up subscriber of The -— PHONE % H i HARRY RaCH, prugsist |1 T p Daily Alaska Empire “The Squibb Stores of Alaska” 'J COME TO Good only for current offering Your Name May Appear Tomorrow WATCH THIS SPACE Alaska Music Supply | | Arthur M. Uggen, Manager | Pianos—Musical Instruments | and Supplies | Phone 206 122 W. 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