The Daily Alaska empire Newspaper, August 21, 1936, Page 4

THE DAILY ALASKA EMPIRE, FRIDAY, AUGUST 21, 193 6 ~ Daily Alaska Empire ROBERT W. BENDER - - Editor and Manager trast from the Great Commaner who came out of the west just before the turn of the century? And while it must be so encouraging to the idm\xgm»nddvn farmers it is equally edifying to the Published every evening except Sunday by the EMPIRE|people of the land to see the style in which that other PRINTING COMPANY al Sécond and Main Streets, Juneau. Alaska. Eutered in $he Post Office in Juneau as Second Class matter. BUBSCRIPTION RATES. Delivered in carrler in Juaeau and Doukla: By mall, postake paid, at the following rate; $12.00; six months, in advance, $6.00 or $1.2 per month. One year. in advance, one month. in advance, §1.25 Bubscribers will confer a favor if they will promptly notify the Business Office of any failure or irregularity in the delivery of thelr papers. 1 Office, 602; Business Office, 374 ™! OF ASSOCIATED PF The Assoelated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not other wise credited in this paper and also the local news publishec herein ALASKA CIRCULATION GUARANTEED TO BE LARGER THAN THAT OF ANY OTHER PUBLICATION. THE “WISE” MEN FROM THE WES' It must be admitted that there is noihing niggard- ly about the Republican campaign. going de luxe. in saying ultra de luxe. It is with a great deal of interest, no doubt, the citizens of the nation read of the railroad palace in which His Excellency, the Governor of drought- ridden Kansas, Alf. M. Landon, the Republican Presi- dential nominee, his royal entourage to explain to thie voters of the parched plains en route how they too can ride in air-cooled trains if they but do their duiy at the polls in November It must be an invigorating sight to the farmers to turn from their acres of desolation to admire the affluence which is flaunted in their faces by acknowledge party of money across the prairie, mobile speakers’ uttering words of wisdom from the rostrum, provided with the latest type loud speaker system and equipped with special floodlights, at the rear of his majestic train. Doubt- they will think, “there goes prosperity; it was Alf that had it all the time, and we thought he said business was bad under the New Deal.” But that will be only comment. They will forget it in 'a minute when, standing under the 100-degree and better sun of the Middle West, they hear the less, promises of His Excellency as he stands on his air-; cooled speakers’ rostrum crying the words of a savior who has come into their midst. Who can worry about a few starving cows, and the childrens’ winter shoes while admiring the grandeur that is Landen? Truly, Solomon in ali:his glory was not arrayed as one of these; this man, | whom the money barons of the east point to as the great commoner who comes out of the west. Ah, but to be a great commoner out of the west. What a con- Garnick “A ’Vewspaper Wi I "AUSTIC WEEKLY COMMENTS THE F RIEN])LY bTORE - SUMMER "ELS SO AUGUST NEW BASEBALL RULE | In a small town in Mlnlsslppl\' on a hot dusty day, two Negro baseball teams, surrounded by their dusky devotees, were en- gaged in a very important base- ball game. The colored preacher of the community had been approved | by both teams for the position of| 6 large boxes umpire in this contest—because, as the home team pointed out, a parcon couldn’t go wrong. The visiting team’s clean-up\ man stood in the batter's box.| The bases were loaded. | “Ball one, high!” the voice of | authority boomed.” “Bdll two, low!” “Ball three, inside!” “Ball. fo; low. and wide—you is | out!” RELI screamed the mutinous batsman. “Brother, you is right—but de | bases am loaded, an’ ah ain’t got | no place to put you. You is out!” | 0—0—o | 0 TELLING HIM Composer—What do you think of my song? Critic—It needs ventilating. Composer What do you mean? Critic—The air's bad. s The boys are| In fact, one would almost be justified that | moves off into the elite east with| the | s the head man rolls| 55c¢ carton MATCHES 30¢c ‘ WILD BLACKBERRY PRESERVES Medium size jars— 25¢ value for 20¢ -~ CALUME POWDER 5-pound cans _$L.10 each Grapefruit JUICE in tall cans | Each, 15¢ CALL GARMCK’S;—PHONE 174 ‘g,rc'u man of the Republican party, Chairman John Hamilton, flits about the country, with other mighty words of wisdom. { | No rolling palace on the rails for Sir John. No, ; indeed! wings across the skies. With a retinue of stenogra- | phers and servants of the Republican crown, the other mighty man from Kansas spares neither time nor ex- pense in spreading the gospel of Golden Republican | from the air. { Prosperity? Why the Republican party is seeped with it, to be sure. Even under the New Deal they are able to afford palatial trains and the newest in air liners to carry their message to the people. Of course, it is true, but rarely mentioned in the | better Republican circles, that sixteen good men and all listed in Dun and Bradstreet as million- | aires and some as billionaires, make up the G. O. P. | finance committee; the committee which supplies | the money to conduct the campaign. | rule | true, | WELCOME HOME Andrew W. Mellon, returning from Europe, to | reporters at the dock in New York: “I do not expeet [to take any part in the campaign other than doing share.” | william B. Bell, chairman of the Republican { Finance Committee of 16 super-indastrialists, to him- | {self in the Union League Club: “That’s all T want/ {to know.” i my \ Raoosevelt Is Rummg The Country (Philadelphia ReCm‘dD Last Saturday’s Wall you some idea of how “Roosevelt is ruining the coun-| try”"—according to the Wall Street Journal the follow-| ing headlines appeared: Best for Any Carloadings Week Since Fall of | 1931 Western Union Restores Wages, Shows Net Gain. General Motors sales in July Establish New Record Month Northern Pacific R. R. Plans $3,000,000 Equipment Trust Issue. Corporate Gain. Market Values Rail Earning Power 2.5 Times More |Highly Than in 1926, Pullman, Inc., Earns 70 Cents a Share Against 7 Cents Year Ago. | U. S. Rubber Profit Up 185 Percent in Half; |23.7 Percent Ahead. Pierce Petroleum New in Half $140,666; Had Loss Year Ago. Lane Bryant Sales Up 16.7 Percent. J. C. Penney Sales Up 16.0 Percent. McCrory Sales Up 13.2 Percent. Montgomery Ward Sales Up 26.3 Percent. Western Auto Supply Sales Up 41.0 Percent. Yes, business is certainly going to hell under the New Deal. " | for Bonds Push Forward; Governments Sales | “ It is all right with us for wnis country to send ! jundesirable aliens to the'r homelands but, come to think of it, there are a lot'of psuedo-Americans living | abroad which we would not welcome should they be forged to return Lo\m\glon Ky., Herald l Rev. Mr. Com,hlm is agamsc Roosevelt because | | Roosevelt didn’'t drive the money changers from the l"mp]d‘ Still Roosevelt has made a lot of them criti- !cize the architecture of the place.—Wichita Eagle. s Chats 7= thin a Newspaper THRIFTY FOoomp NEWS 21, 1‘?3() THE FRIENDLY STORE SPECIALS AP J Detroit traffic cop, bawling out an unassuming lady motorist: “Dnnt you know what I mean when I hold up my hand?” She, meekly: “I ought to, I | have been a school teacher for ANCE twenty-five - years.” 0—0—0 to the carton | STRONG BREATH | He was very fat, and stood behind an irritable old woman lln a line waiting to get in a show. She: “Stop your pushing, can’t you?” He: “Excuse me, madame. I did not push, I only sighed.” . 0—0—o RADIO TECHNIQUE Aunt Fanny: “Will you say the blessing, dearie?” Machine Age Child: “This food is coming to you through the courtesy of God Almighty.” 0—0—0 VACATION CASUALTY “How did you find your hus- | band when you returned from your vacation?” “Oh, I just happened to stum- ble over him while I was clean- ing up the cellar.” Rathier a 10-place air liner, the finest that| Street Journal may give {to do so, but is nice when one can afford it. ! ——————— Thomas G. Masaryk, a founder - and president of the ‘Cgéchoslo- vakian republic, once worked as a blacksmith’s apprentice. T HAPPY. BIRTHDAY The Empire extenas comgratula- tions and best wishes today, their birthday anniversary, to the follow- ing: 20 YEARS AGO From The Empire AUGUST 21, 1916. AUGUST 21. Charles Bland Dave Mielke 1. J. Ledbetter James Fullerton Stella Bisson George Two British light cruisers, the Nottingham and the Falmouth had been sunk two days previously in the North Sea by German sub- marines. One German submarine was destroyed by the British war- Edythe Youngi - ships soon after the torpedoing, Carl Harris b and it was reported that another R submarine was rammed by a dread- nought and sunk. Wi w ——_ LOOK and LEARN | By A. C. Gordon Achimandrite Philip Perchto, of the Orthodox Russian Theological Academy at Tenafly, New Jersey, e # | had been consecrated Bishop of Al- I Do fishes. suffer pain when aska in the Russian Cathedral in hooked? New York. The new Bishop was to have two residences, San Francis- co and Sitka. 2. Who was President 0! the U S. during its war with Mexico, in 18487 3. From what is heroine ‘made? London reported that the grand assault had at last begun and the [—— Horoscope | “The stars incline but do not compel” — SATURDAY, AUGUST 22, 1936 Adverse planetary aspects dom- inate today, according to dastrology. i to rest and recreation. Weather conditions may affect The stars seem to warn against danger in the water. Bathers should be cautious. ? Uranus is read as presaging great unrest and discontent among the people. Evil communications will disturb many who are lucky in the possession of worldly goods, while relief problems will concern. Women should subordinate their wishes in managing their domestic affairs. stacles in the way of realizing plans 4. What is an aitchbowe? 5. What is the capital o( Bul- garia? Allied drive under General Ser- rial was in progress along the whole »f the Balkan front. Five villages were taken at the very onset. ANSWERS 1. Very little, if any, as there are but few nerves in the jaw. 2. James K. Polk. 3. Morphine. 4. The bone of the rump, or the cut of beef containing it. 5. Sofia. .- DAILY LESSONS A. Van Mavern had returned from a trip to Wrangell and Ketchikan on the City of Seattle and was at the Gastineau. Judge Robert W. Jennings of the United States District Court had g |returned to Juneau after his first! vacation in a year and a half. It had been announced that the wellknown firm of Shackleford and IN ENGLISH |Bayless was to be dissolved. Both By W. L. Gerdon i ’ot the partners were to continue — - ¢ |in the employ of the Alaska Gas- Words Often Misused: Do not say, | tineau Gold Mine. “What kind of a boy is Charles Omit a. The Knights of Columbus had Often Mispronounced: Genial enjoyed a banquet at the Strand Pronounce je-ni-al, e as in be, i as(Cafe the previous evening. Places in it, a unstressed, accent first syl-|Were laid for ninety. lable. e Often Misspelled: Magnetize; ize,/ The United State cable, which Enterprise, ise. {had beeen down all the previous Synonyms: Fort, fortress, forti- Week, was repaired. The Burnside fication, stronghold, defense, in- had repaired the break off Cape trenchment. Fanshaw. { Word Study: “Use a word three SR——" 1 and it is yours.” Let us in- Weather: Maximum, 55; Mini- mum, 49; Cloudy, tion, .30 inch. R NEW TELEPHOKE DIRECTORY our vocabulary by mastering rain; Precipita- one word each day. Today's word: Pallid; deficient in color; pale. “His pallid face told a stary of hun- or.™ | A PR ey MODERN To be issued September 1 and ¥ forms close August 22. For space l op listings please call Juneau and | Douglas Telephone Company. adv. R LR Lode and placer location notices | for autumn activities. The seers prophesy that both men| and women who exercise authority will be avid to retain power. Greed and selfishness will be prevalent in public relations as well as in fam- ily connections. This is not a lucky day for any| sort of venture or for activities| ment. Contentment should be courted, even though it may be dif-!| ficult to attain. | Again it is wise to devote Saturday the mood and cause discomfort,|| rouse grave|| The stars foreshadow ob-|| leading toward changed environ-|| l—————i of Gastineau J i Channel | Helene W. L. Albrecllt = | PHYSIOTHERAPY T e i — | Massage, Electricity, Infra Red |, B. P. 0. E. ELKS meets | Ray, Medical Gymnastics | every Wednesday at | 307 GOLDSTEIN BLDG. 8 p. m. Visiting brothers | Phone Office, 216 welcome. - WALTER P. ik SCOTT, Exalted™Ruler. o5 T M. H. SIDES, Secretary. 'DRS. KASER & mm:nmmm” T RNIGRLS KNIGHTS OF Beghers Council No. 1760. Meetings second and Jast Monday at 7:30 p. Wi Transient brothers urged to at- end. Councjl Cham- bers, Fifth §t.' JOHN F. MULLEN, |G K. H.J. TURNER, Secretary. MOUNT . JUINEAU LODGE NO NO. 1 s Second and fourth s by g Monday of each month Dr. Rlchard Williams in Scottish Rite Temple, | DENTIST beginning at 7:30'p. m. MARTIN 8. JORGEN- OFFICE AND RESIDENCE Gastineau Building DENTISTS UMfig Blomgren Building PHONE .56 Hours 9 am. to 8 pm. Dr. C. P. Jenne Rooms 8 and 9 Valentine Building: TELEPHONE 176 SEN, worshipful Master; JAMES | W. LEIVERS, Secretary. K L3 | The Juneau Laundry | Phone 431 Franklin Street between S Front and Second Streets ' PHONE 358 Dr. A. W. Stewart B | WARRACK Construction Co. Phohe 48” DENTIST | Hours 9 am. to 6 p.m. SEWARD BUILDING ! Office Phone 469 Occultists point out that Eurcp- ean war fears are reflected in the! minds ol Americans. The latter: are counseled to ignore as far as possible the dread of future blood-~ shed | Subtle and unrecognized 1nnu-| ences will be felt by sensitive per-, sons everywhere and for that rea-| son the seers advise men and wo-' men to count their blessings and to assume optimistic points of view.; Persons whose birthdate it is have the augury of a year of financial perplexities that may be overcome by wise management. Losses through speculation are foreshad- owed. Children born on this day prob- ably will be keen of mind and many will be gifted for the stars encour- age thinkers and doers. er was born on this day 1817. Oth- ers who have celebrated it as a birthday include Samuel Pierpont Langley, astronomer, 1934; Melville E. Stone, journalist, 1848. (Copyright, 1936) H e, | Oliver Goldsmith, author of “The Vicar of Wakefield” was held pris oner by his landlady while Dr. By Roberta Lee for sale at The Empire office. e ETIQUETTL l Q. Is it permissible for a hnstess to invite a woman to some social function, without inviting her hus- band? | A. Yes, this is often done. { Q. Are salted nuts and bonbons included among the regular dinner courses? | A. No; the nuts and bonbons are passed from time to time. Q. Is it necessary to have” music when giving a garden party? A. Tt is not absolutely. ecessary ~ ;o elicate= Jlu auor lasts Schnllmg‘ i [ C. W. “Red” WRIGHT | | PLASTERING STUCCO | Telephone 316 | GARBAGE HAULED | Reasonable Monthly Bates Ludwig Nelscn E. 0. DAVIS TELEPHONE 212 || WATCHMAKER ana JEWELER i o A H Juneau, Alasks - : PR T — New York Life B INSURANCE | o i KEITH G. WILDES ofipounded | | | Phone 2701 exactly R ey 'i as written | wome |1 PHONE 36 doctor, For very prompt i| LIQUOR DELIVERY — ¢ & 3) The B. M. Behrends Bank Juneau, Alaska COMMERCIAL and SAVINGS - Resources Over Two und One Half Million Dollars Samuel Johnson peddled the novel —and scld it for him. .00 $ Men’s Dress Oxfords BIG VAN Phone 479 South Franklin St. PHONE 1 CARDINAL CABS P s Rice & Ahlers Co. HEATING PLUMBING SHEET METAL WORK PHONE 34 TYPBWBITEBS RENTED $5.00 per month “Our doorstep is worn by satisfied customers” J. B. Burford & Co. lll ELEVATOR SERVICE 8. ZYNDA, Prop. John B. Gough, orator and refmm-‘ : || free. ‘* TELEPHONE 563 Office Hours—9-12; 1-6 \ ”/ ! Dr.W.A. Rystrom 5 / | DENTIST 4 | Over First National Bank 5 | X-RAY - & * & | DR. RAE LILLIAN CARLSON | \ Optometrist Eyes Examined, Glasses Fitted Office in Ludwig Nelson’s Jewelry Store f//\ If you enjoy indoor sports— Here's one of the best—TRY BOWLING! BRUNSWICK BOWLING ALLEYS Rheinlander and Alt Heidelberg BEER ON TAP | Robert Simpson, Opt D. | Graduate Los Angeles Col. | lege of Optometry and Opthalmology | Lenses Ground ! Gla: Fitted Jones-Stevens Shop LADIES—MISSES’ READY-TO-WEAR | Seward Street Near Third G“y sMith PUROLA REMEDIES PRESCRIPTIONS CARE- FULLY COMPOUNDED Next Coliseum PHONE 97—Free Delivery »M"momw McCAUL MOTO& ‘ COMPANY Dodge and Plymouth Deuhn e g ~ DR. H. VANCE OSTEOPATH Consultation and examination Hours 10 to'12;1 to 5; 7 to 9:30 by appointment. Gastineau Hotel Annex [ South Franklin St. Phone 177 | Front Street H. B. FOss COMPANY PHONE 107 JSUNEAU ARCHITECTS--CONTRACTORS | Bh, | Rhoda May Clark- Buildery ;:.:%’Jfi: | Foot Correctionist HARDIFARE . ;- ¥ 517 Goldstein Building j omas Hardware Co. { PHONE 564 i £ Stratton & Beers MUNICIPAL ENGINEERS SURVEYORS VALENTINE BLDG. i Telephone 502 When in Need of dr DIESEL OIL—UTAH COAL GENERAL HAULING STORAGE and CRATING E SPECIALIZING A s i Phone 48 Night Phone: 4703 and 4 Italian Dinners Juneau Ice Cream- Parlors : Ice Cream, Soft Drinks, Candy COFFEE SHOP <& Percy Reynolds, Manaj Gastineau Cafe { Short Orders at All Hours - a5 | GARLAND BOGGAN ||/ (b oLt ARSI | Hardwood Floors timie:* & tak fos micedl % | Waxing <" *Polishing. |l 7 3 Sk e Crafercin | Sanding PHONE 149; NIGHT 148 [ PHONE 582 (N — WHEN IN A HURRY CALL COLE FOR L! 34 plus or 27 gravity, in ;py amount .. . QUICK! | COLE TRANSFER Phone 3441 or Night 1803 FORD AGENCY ‘(Authorized Dealers) GREASES GAS — OILS JUNEAU MOTORS {|I~ Foot of Main Street H. S. GRAVE%— “The Clothing Ma Home of Hart Schaflner.‘nd Marx Clothing % 53 If It's Paint We Have It! White Spot || 1DEAL PAINT Siop | LIQUOR STORE | PHONE 655 Free Delivery ' FRED W. WENDT PHONE 549 FINE Watch and Jewelry Repairing PAUL BLOEDHOIN % Empire ads are read. 1