The Daily Alaska empire Newspaper, March 27, 1936, Page 4

THE DAILY ALASKA EMPIRE FRIDAY, MARCH 27, 1936. Daily Alaska Empire ROBERT W. BENDER - - v the cvery e except i RINTING COMBANY it Second and’ Main Streets, Juneau, Alaska i Entered in the Post Office Juneau as Second: Cla l inatter ) SUBSCRIPTION RATES. i Delivered by carrier In Juneau and Douglas for $1.25 H per _month. 3 By mail, postage paid, at the following rates H One y in advance, $12.00; six months, in advance, 3 }rw one_month, in adv 2 confer v will promptly i s Off or irregularity % i the . News Of Business Office, 374 d MEMBER OF ASSOCIATED PRESS. ' The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the $ use for republication of all news dispatches credited to # or not otherwise credited in this paper and also 3 jocal news published herein i ALASKA CIRCULATION GUARANTEED TO BE LARGER THAN THAT OF ANY OTHER PUBLICATION. THE U. S. CHAMBER’S IDEA OF CO-OPERATION At various times during the President Roosevelt has urged upon private industry | that last year or more it extend itselfl to the utmost to take up the | slack of unemployment. Government help, he stressed | time and again, was solely for the purpose of promot- | ing and paving the way toward attempting to solve the most difficult problem with which this country is confronted. Last week he emphasized again the need of private business extending its operatious to absorb the great number of unemployed. There are still more than five million who must be cared for About the same time that the President was making his most recent appeal for co-operation in a common cause, the United States Chamber of Commerce, dominated by reactionary interests, passed a resolu- tion declaring New Deal legislation “hostile” to the efforts of industry to increase employment. But, as usual, the gentlemen who control the national chamber offer no solution to the unemployment problem. They just sit back and cuss the New Deal just as they have been doing since they got over that terrific that their little pal Herbert Hoover left them with when things crashed around their ears as he went out of office. Like the ward healer who rushes into headquar- | ters right after election to tell the boss how he swung | the precinct, the U. S. Chamber, getting its courage back as a result of the Rooseveltian policy, would like to kick out the man and his policies who dragged | them out of chaos, and revert back to special interest | ggvernment of Andy Melion days. They want, gheir | finger back in (h(‘ pie; lhflt good old pie Which paid so as scare . CAUSTIC WEEKLY COMMENTS Garmck THF FRIENDLY STORE PRE-EASTER | Customer (crossly) — “Waiter. i what are those black spot in my milk?” “Oh, I don’t know, 2 Pound t is some of them vita- Regular 0—0—o0 OVER THE EDGE “Hew do you spend your in- come?” “About 30 per cent for shelter, 30 per cent for clothing, 40 per cent fer foed' and 20 per: cent for amusement.” 1 “But that adds up to 120 per E cent.” “That's right.” 0—0—o & MILQUETOAST IN AFRICA 3 Angry Guide—“Why didn’t you shoot that tiger?” : The Timid Hunter—“He didn't have the right kind of expres- : sion on his face for a rug.” {4 0—0—o 18 HE QUALIFIED i Motorist—1 want a chauf- *_f feur who can think quickly in H an emergency. | Applicant—“That's me sir! I i H mever smashed a care vet that 1 G gpefigy 1 couldn’t think up an A-1 excuse g 4 in five seconds.” q DAFFODILS Fresh and Beautiful 15¢ doz. Editor and Mxnnger | themselves who have tried hard enough to Lalt it. | actually co-operating in the soundly American pro- | fear after the Hoover debacle turned kept it in existence. “A Neuspaper Within a Neuepaper MARCH 27, Shaker Salt 10c FELS NAPTHA SOAP 10 bars to a carton 55¢ RAISINS Fresh Shipment 3 Ibs. for 25¢ and Peas | SPAGHETTI Both in large cans (Good Grade) 2 for 25¢ CALL GARNICK’S — PHONE 174 | back in a refund if your income tax was big enough. | The kind of a pie which under its crust reeked of | Teapot Dome oil leases and other mixtures of special interest government. They want to get thé Repub- lican party back into power and then take it by the scurf of the neck and shake it into submission to the international bankers and the money barons it represents. More’s the pity, large number of | otherwise intelligent citizens are pleading for some of that very treatment. Some honest and sincere men and women fail to see lurking behind what is | commonly referred to as the Republican high com- mand, the image of the Liberty League, the National Economy League and the U. S. Chamber of Com- merce, the same crowd which has glutted every Re- publican Administration of any semblance of gov- ernment by the people since time immemorial. | What the national chamber moguls want is poli- tical power. The unemployment roll, for which v.h(-_v‘ don't care a hoot until it becomes dangerous as it| did in those hectic days following '29, has been re- duced by the present humanitarian policies of Demo-~ cratic government and they feel the five million or s0 who are left without jobs can somehow be managed now that general recovery is universally cepted ; and can’t be stopped, not even by the rmccionarios; HAPPY— —BIRTHDAY The Empire extends congratula- tions and best wishes todey, their Uirthday anniversary, <9 the follor (ing: a MARCH 27 Mrs. Robert Simpson Ellen McKechnie Eldridge Rector William S. Dacevich George Walmsley Bobby Phillips >, From The Empire 20 YEARS AGO || e e | MARCH 217, 1916 Kasiz Krauczunas, attorney for| Edward Krause, left on the Admiral If, instead of reverting to their age old tactics of | Watson for the south. He expected digging into the political dirt, the United States|to return early in April to take part Chamber of Commerce would startle the nation by |in the trials of Krause, which were, {to come up at that time. Rushing into an advance position| in the Parroy Woods, the French| troops killed all the occupants who | refused to surrender, then left af-| | ter blowing up the trench. In the Lorraine district the Germans took | several trenches and captured a few prisoners, gram of getting men back to work in private indusry so that more of the burden could be taken from the Federal treasury it really would be doing something for itself and the country. It was meek enough when its spine to water. Now that the Roosevelt New Deal has bolstered up its courage along with rehabilitating the entire nation, it turns to bite the very hand that { A handball court, for the use m" parochial school childreh, was op-| | ened across the street from the old | | hospital building. TR ! IS HOLLYWOOD'S FACE RED? The conceit that is Hollywood's has been deflated. | It took the little gals from Juneau along with the| equally comely lassies from Washington and Oregon to turn the trick. Filmland, which ‘the ballyhoo artists would have us believe is mote holy ground than the Vatican, is just another piece of Southern California to the Alaska Nuggets and their panions from the two Northwest states. Although the girls visited Hollywood as their | itinerary called for, smart girls that they are, but they didn’'t do so from particular choice. Only .slx"!ou’es for a grand campaign and! of the entire party chose it as a place they would|promised to have Treadwell “over- especially like to see. One girl thought she would | rown with flowers” in a short lun(‘: like to get a glimpse of a “he-man” actor, and we'll | bet Hollywood’s face was red as it scurried around trying to find one. The rc}!c\ung persons were ap- pointed to sérve on a jury in “"'i district court: Wallis George, R. M. | Holls Ben Hersey, N. E. Black, C.| | H. Passells, Mike’ Joyce, W. S. El-| . John Lund, J. L. Gray, B. W | Boydstun, C. C. Ostrom, Grant! | Johnson com- | “The White Sister,” famous movie, | | played at the Orpheum Theatre. | | The following persons were nomiin= Life aptly describes the political campaign as|ated for offices in the Arctic Broth- 'similar to a horse race on a muddy track. And as ;rrhuud H. P. Crowther, Lester O. the storm continues there seems to be little hope of a | Gore, Grover Winn; John Reck, dry turf Dr. H. Vance, Royal A. Gunnison. Goodman Jensen today filed It was bad enough when they tried to marry !\lm‘ypronfs of claims in the Yankee Cove off as Prince, but just think of the troubles of thosc | area . British match makers trying to find a bride for a King Maximum, partly cloudy. Weather: mum 39; Not éven the tracted any more ing Alaska Nu;,;,pLs '98ers found any nuggets that at- attention than those snappy look- T MAURICE AKRE | GUITAR INSTRUCTOR | SPANISH STYLE—Single or a SPECIALIZING | crowd, *=3. No, Modern Etiquette 'a distinguished out-of-town guest, 1 should tho host call for this guest is to be given. Q. Is it proper for a man to take ! hold of a woman's arm when walk- | ing along the street? though he may offer his {arm to her when passing through a crossing the street at a A. No; or congested corner. Q. What is a good complimentary social note? yours,” or, close to a forma A. “Sincerel sincerely yours. e Dailv Lessons in English 8y W. L. Gordon —— WORDS OFTEN MISUSED; Use | apparently to express what seems to be real, but may not be so. Use cvi- dently to express that which both seems and is real. OFTEN MISPRONOUNCED: In- finite. Pronounce all three as in lu it, not in-fi-night; accent first ible. 1)1 TEN MISSPELLED: Tarpau- | lin. Observe the au. SYNONYMS: Quicken, hurry | hasten, expedite, accelerate. WORD STUDY: “Use a word three times and it is yours.” Let us increase our vocabulary by master- ing one word each day. Toda; word: PALLIATE; to cover with ex- cuses. “I am not trying to palliate| hn faulls = B AREEE Jack Wilson was mustering mJl" g T Look ard Learn By A. C. Gordon 2. What character in the Old Tes- tament said, “Am I my brother’s 3. Can cats see in zbsolute dark- “f ness? 4. What is the science of otology? 5. Of what country is Lishon (hr\ capital? ANSWERS 1. About $3,600,000,000. 2. Cain. though they can see bet- ter than man in partial darkness. 4. That which treats of the ear and its diseases. 5. Portugal | | | series of lessons oifered. | i MR TR I Li' ATTENTION TROLLERS Trollers' Special Meeting at the THRIFTY Miners' Union Hall Friday night, Foom March 27, at 8:00 p.n. —adv. NEWS s S L 3 n French and 1936. THE FRIENDLY STORE OFFERINGS! Ttalian Dinners Gastineau Cafe Short Orders at All Hours Cantor—I almost got married to Jean Harlow. Straight Man—How was that? Cantor—I asked her to marry me and she said no. Straight Man—Well? Cantor—If she'd said yes, I would have married her. Packages 15¢ size 0—0—o PLENTY BACK SEAT DRIVING the BEST! If you're out to please the man of the family . . . let us helpy you! A grand selection of', good food . . . vegetables and all the things that men like best. Sanitary Grocery PHONE 83 or 85 “The Store Pleases™ Sunday School Teacher—“Why was Solomon the wisest man in the world?” Sarkis — “Because he had so many wives to advise him.” 0—0—o Hotel Clerk — “Hello, Sandy, you wish a room with bath?” THREE CROWN BRANDY been aged in the wood for two {_ Peter Pan Beauty Shoppe PHONE 221 MAROARET IJNDSAY, Prop. HELVI PAULSON, Operator By Roberta I .ee 1 PLUFSHECOSIEy S b e Q. When giving a stag party for |hc host should call for him and personally escort him to !the hotel or club where the dinner “Very 1. How do American investments ' in Canada total? “THREE CROWN BRANDY has | years! And the price is very low.” PROFESSIONAL Horoscope “The stars incline 1 but do not compel” P e SATURDAY MARCH 28, 1936 Adverse planetary aspects appear | Helene W. L. Albrecllt to dominate strongly today, accord- ing to astrology. It is a time for caution and patient waiting for gui- dance in important enterprises. Warning is given that many ef- forts to deceive will be encountered ! under this rule. Secrecy and intrigue in small as well as great affairs are ‘DRS. KASER & FREEBURGER DENTISTS Blomgren Building PHONE 56 | Hours 9 am. to 9 pm. to be expected under this sway of Neptune. &3 Agriculturists may be difficult to deal with teday, for they come un- der a sign breeding suspicion and a sense of injustice. However they are to benefit as the year advances. This is not an auspicious rule Dr C P Jenne | DENTIST ' Rooms 8 and 9 Valetine Building TELEPHONE 176 under which to launch any project and the wise will keep their plans secret, for double-dealing may be widespread. Emphasis is put upon the import- ance of guarding one’s conversation. | Gossip, slander and misrepresenta- tion will be due to the ¥mpulse of Dr. Richard Williams OFFICE AND RESIDENCE DENTIST Gastineau Building Phone 431 envy and jealousy. Women's organizations may reflect the unfavorable planetary influences | and should be careful to avoid per- sonal criticisms. Much treachery is forcast among persons in all walks of life. The evening is fortunate for those who discuss constructive plans. Phil- i Dr. A W. Stewart | Hours 9 am. to 6 pm. | SEWARD BUILDING DENTIST Office Phone 469 | anthropies and welfare agencies are |aided by this configuration. Girls are advised to provide prac- tical as well as party clothes for the | summer which is to bring much ex- itement and many interesting ev- ents in which youth will be promin- ent. Office Hours—9-12; Dr. W. A. Rystrom TELEPHONE 563 i g DENTIST Over First National Bank X-RAY Persons whose birthdate it is have the augury of a year of some dangers through deception. They should be ‘cummdxnah]s careful of money | |and property. | Children born on this day prob- | ably will be clever in money matters, ! | serious in nature and able to win Glasses Fitted Robert Simpson, Opt. D. ] Graduate Los Angeles Col- lege of Optometry and Opthalmology | Lenses Ground what they think is worth while. 3 Herbert L. Griggs, banker, wa: born on this day 1885. Others who have celebrated it as a birthday in- | cluding Henry Rowe Schoolcraft, | ethnologist, 1793; William Allan! Neilson, educator, 1869. (Copyright, 1936) . Free. S FULL HOUSE DR H VANCE OSTEOPATH | Consultation and examination Hours 10 to 12; 1 to 5; 7 to 9:30 and by appointment. Office Grand Apts., near Gas- tineau Hotel. Phone 177 “You can get a FULL HOUSE |for a dollar or less — and It's a | Winner! Ask your liquor dealer.” | —adv. L S TOP I~ UNEAU, FIRST! GENERAL MOTORS i and | MAYTAG PRODUCTS | ‘ W. P. JOHNSON | Jones-Stevens Shop Seward Street LADIES’ — MISSES’ READY-TO-WEAR | CARDINAL CABS | Near Third | } | ? &z % — Ih ?\ BOWLING ALLEYS Rheiniander and Alt Heidelberg BRUNSWICK BEER ON TAP Sandy—“No, no, I'll not stay till Saturday night.” 0—0—0 He—“Woman is nething but a rag, a bone and a hank of hair.” She—“Man is nothing but a brag, a groan and a tank of air.” The B. M. Juneau, . » In tall cans with tomato sauce—very delicious 2 cans for 25¢ Bank COMMERCIAL and SAVINGS Resources Over Two and One Half Million Dollars N “ CHOCOLATES | JUNEAU-YOUNG Hardware Compan: J PAINI‘S——OIL—-GIRBS Y | Shelf and Heavy Hardware | Guns and Ammunition | SHOUP IN JuncAU! | | & Behrends Alaska { o ‘- WARRACK | I Construction Co. | Junean Phone 487 | H. B. FOSS COMPANY ARCHITECTS--CONTRACTORS PHONE 107 JuNEAU e When in Need of DIESEL OIL—UTAH COAL GENERAL HAULING STORAGE and CRATING CALL US JUNBAU TRANSFER 1™ “WORK GUARANTEED" | |+ | Supreme Radio Service ||| GARBAGE HAULED [ | CALL 634 Reasonable Monua.s Rates || FOR SERVICE AND FREE E. O. DAVIS ! TUBE TEST TELEPRONE 584 . ~e Phoue 4753 B = . DRY CLEANING LAUNDRY Soft Water Washing Fraternal Societies | OF ——~— Gastineau Channel e 41 PHYSIOTHERAPY ‘ Massage, Electricity, Infra Red 1 Ray, Medical Gymnastics 1 B. P. 0. ELKS meea 307 GOLDSTEIN BLDG. every Wednesday at 8 P, Phone Office, 216 M. Visiting brothcrs wele come. M. E. MONAGL®R S Exalted Ruler. M. H SIDES, Secreiary. KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS Seghers Council No. 1760. Meetings second and lest Mondav at 7:30 .. m. Transient orothers urged to at-v tend. Council Ch.m- vers, F.ith St. JOHN F. MULL®RR, G. K, H. J. TURNER, Secretary, Gecond and fourth Mone ‘é’( day of each month im MARTIN S. JORGEN. SEN, Warshipful Master; JAMES MOUNT JUNEAU LCDGE NO. 147 Scottish Rite Temple, beginning at 7:30 p. m W. LEIVERS, Secretary. TYPEWRITERS RENTED $5.00 per month J. B. Burford & Co. | “Our doorstep is worn by satisfied customers" TRIBUTE Those who regard a fun- eral service not as a duty but rather as an expres- sion of love and devo- tion, appreciate the feel- ing of sympathy, peace- fulness and deep solem- nity which pervades a funeral service as con- ducted by our organiza- tion of experienced mor- ticians. The Charles W. Carter Mortucey PHONE 136-2 —_— &3 44 Our trucks go any place any | | time. A tank for Diesel Oil | | and a tank for Crude Oil | save burner trouble. | | PHONE 149; NIGHT 148 | RELIABLE TRANSFER | | and Rating Bureau | Coopera.tmg with White Serv- ice Bureau ROOM 1—SHATTUCK BLDG. | | We have 5,000 local ratings on file | ] HUTEL ZYNDA ELEVATOR SERVICE S. ZYNDA, Prop. ) McCAUL MOTOR I | Dodge and Plymouth Dealers | { |[ COMPANY | FORD AGENCY (Authorized Dealers® GREASES GAS—OILS JUNEAU MOTOQRS Foot of Main Street [ THE BEST ® Your ALASKA PHONE 15 TAP BEER IN TOYIN! & THE MINERS' Recreation Parlors Liquor Store _ i o)