The Daily Alaska empire Newspaper, December 13, 1935, Page 11

Tavstic ol TramTy “A Newspaper Within'a Newspaper’” THE FRIENDLY STORE DECEMBER 13, 1935. THE I;RIENDLYVSTORE Christmas Toys and Gifts Have Arrived SHOP EARLY"! P v i N SR o s P e e Yl i, MEN ARE LIKE THAT TIT FOR TAT Van Camp’s “What's the matter with your G e y who had employed a husband?” asked the neighbor wo- Tomato snu' ke stk ekl hin hils man. P name. «Oh,” said the wife, “he thinks Reg. 10c size he's got everything every radio el o prins g dinpra announcer mentions in his ad 2 1ad: “ g y replied. “I will call opiel, but all that's really the mat- 4 cans, SC s i ter with him is a slight attack of e i indigestion.” responded N “what' name?” We hatve a new | I s Resitne- o shipment of way,” she told him. Iy “Your name too long, t00,” re- Swift's marked John. “P1l call you ‘Chol- “So you have had five wives in * * oo your day, eh? You would have Del‘c‘ous s made a good Mormon,” said Old s BACON “Nix,” he replied, “living with ONE PLACE LEFT “Me name San Toy Lee,” he said. BE DIFFERENT THE DAILY ALASKA EMPIRE, FRIDAY, DEC. 13,.1935. Many Splendid Buys in Every Department! FUR TRIMMED COATS Tailor-Made—HALF PRICE ALL OTHER COATS NOW 89.75 AND 318.50 ‘em one at a time was bad enough, but I'd ended my days in a padded cell if I'd tried to live with all of them at the same time.” 0—0—0 RIGHT TICKET, IS RIGHT “Those pioneers had it pretty soft. All they needed needed to get a turkey was a gun.” “Well, all you need to get one now is the right ticket at the raffle.” o0—0—0 We have many BEAUTIFUL GIFTS We are selling at 47c a lb. FREE FOR SATURDAY On every $1.00 pur- chase we will give you a glass of Currant Jelly FREE MACARONI The railway carriage was crowd- ed as the young man opened the door and asked in a sarcastic voice “Is this Noah's Ark?” “Yes,” was the reply from a grumpy man in the corner. “We’re all here except the ass. Come in.” . o0—0—0 PROGRESS Boss: “How are you getting along with arithmetic, Sam?” Sam: “Well, Ah don learn to add up all de noughts, but de figgers still bother me.” 0—0—o0 TOO BAD! First Old Maid: “What were you screaming about last night?” SILK DRESSES 54.50 to s 145° HATS PURSES VALUES Formerly $2.50 to $4.50 to $7.50 Now $1.00 to $2.75 and Lots of Second Old Maid: “I had an aw- TOYS Fresh Stock R g hosa o, - for Christmas 3 lbs. for zsc ot o o — GARNICK’S GROCERY - - - PHONE 174 BERT'S CASH GROCERY BERT McDOWELL “PAY CASH --- PAY LESS” YOUR OWN HOME-MADE FRUIT CAKE—Your own personal gift that is sure to please a whole family. . . We sincerely believe that we offer you a most complete assortment of all good things for Christmas dainties at prices that protect your Christmas Budget—— CITRON, ORANGE, LEMON, PEEL E MARKET—Pound FINEST ON TH. —Poun EGGS—Strictly Fresh, Large Size, 2 dozen WALNUTS—Large, Unbleached, New Crop, 21bs. ... 45¢ _———-———————————_———-'- HOME-MADE BREAD—White, Whole Wheat, loaf ...10¢ —-—-—-'—_‘_______.__———__———'——_—__—_——__——_ APPLES—Winesaps for Cooking, 5 pounds SCOT-TISSUE—3 rolls HOME-STYLE COOKIES—! arge Size, 3 doz. POST TOASTIES-package DRY omons——Oregon Fancy, 6 pounds L i PHONE 105 WILLOUGHBY DELIVERY $1.95 TO $3.50 PLEASE CALL AND CONVINCE YOURSELF OF OUR QUALITY AND PRICES 5 “Exclusive But Not Expensive” Parker’s Beef ALASKA’S OWN PRODUCT ROUND SIRLOIN Tender Steer Beef Steaks Pound . HAMBURGER e o o o o 29C Oh Yes There is ! Fresh Ground 2 Pounds Sugar-Cured PICNIC HAMS 1/ 22750 Carefully Selected PHONE 338 .....35c Boneless, Brisket Sugar-Cured CORNED BEEF ¢{ BEEF SHANK Flemish Style on the tamily today for Quality Moot “Buy Alaska” ON WILLOUGHBY AVENUE