The Daily Alaska empire Newspaper, January 26, 1935, Page 9

Y FEELIN, BUMP ? GOSH YOWU HAD A NARROW - e e OWN SIMPLE LANGUAGE JUST HOW THIS THING HAPPENED! STEP RIGHT UP TO THE MIKE AWND DONT BE AFRAID! 1 DIVED IN AGAIN AN’ I CAUGHT T™M BY THE HAIR ,BUT HE | SLIPPED THROUGH AN 1 ALMOST GAVE UP HOPE!' TN MY, ISNT THAT A BEAUTIFUL JIMMIE DVGAN DID HIMSELFR PROUD WHEN HE JUMPED RIGHT 1IN THROUGH THE ICE 50 e Fellens s Zene By Rrnes Reg. U, S. Pat. Office. All rights reserved AND THEYRE ' GOING TO MAKE HIM TALK ON THE RADIO THIS AFTERNOON AN’ TELL HOW HE DID 1T !¢ JIMMIES PITCHER IS IN THE PAPER, BUMP! LOOK AT IT! HES A BUMP HUDSON WwWAS OUT ON THE ICE SKATIN® AN’ HE SAID, THEY JIMMIE, LOOK AT ME SKATE BACKWARDS!" AN’ HE DIDN' SEE THE DANGER SIGN AN SPLASK HE WENT RIGHT IN! BUT THE THIRD TIME I GOoT 1M AN I WANNA TELL YOU 1M THE HAPPIES BOY N THE WHOLE WOILD THAT 1 GOT IM OUT ON ACCOUNT OF HE HAD MY SKATES onN' HERE COMES VIOLET VENEER'® SHE S SO CONCEITED THAT SHE SAID ALL THE BOYS LIKE HER BETTER THAN THEY DO YOU , DAISYBELLE.! OUR. BiG MIRROR,, DAISYBELLE, HOw DO (~1V] . KNOW WHAT KIND OF A JOoB IT 1S ? X QY sPEAKING 1 HAVE THE EXTREME PLEASURE OF INTRODUCING TO YOU THIS AFTERMNOON THE OUTSTANDING BOY HERO OF THE DAY — JiMmMy DUGAN HIMSELF ¢ AN THEN 1T RAN OVER AN’ DIVED IN AN OH BOY, THE WATER WAS coLD® I MISSED 1M THE FIRST TIME AN'I FELT TERRIBLE ! HNELLO, QIRLS? 1 JUusT SNEAKED ouT! MOTHER ASKED ME TO POLISH THE BiG LIVING ROOM MIRROR AMND w t DO HATE THAT JOB 1 WAS JUST THINKING HOW TOUGH \T wWouLD BE FOR YOU TO HAVE TO BE LOOKING AT YOUR FACE WHILE YOU WERE WORKING ALL AFTERNOON®