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THE DAILY ALASKA EMPIRE, MONDAY, MAY 21, 1934. ' By BILLE DE BECK HELLO, SULLY —-- o4 LISSEN — HERE'S THE B8IG IDEA T GOT FOR YOU — DID THE MAN BRING A BULL UP TO JOUR HOUSE TODAY ? WHAT 2?2 BARNEY GOOGLE AND SPARK PLUG SULLY ! YOUIRE A FINE ONE - STAYIN' AWAY ALL THIS TIME WHERE YA BEEN ?? You Look LIKE YA BEEN SLEEPIN' IN A PALM TREE — - SAAY — T'M FIGGERIN’ ON BIG_PLANS FOR ~YOU OKAY, SENOR — HE LOOKS FULLA PEP— SSISRIEE e uP TO_SU - T WANT THE TO START ala PRACTISIN/ RIGHT AWAY — YESSIR — THAT'S WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS BULL FIGHTS !! GO ON HOME AN/ WAIT'LL YA HEAR FROM ME — (Continued from page 5) and the same gold-platéd Gem Micromatic Razor, now featured in regular, one dollar outfits. “Yours truly, “BYRON PERSONEUS, “Juneau, Alaska “Box 187" (Proof of this may be secured by asking the writer of Chatter to show you the coupon.) Bob “Mac” and Jim Cole . check room boys de-luxe! Rumor has leaked out that a certain blond Engish “Prof.” was a track star at a college in Idaho . . . oh, I mean UNIVERSITY . . . tsk tsk, what a break! Ellen “The One and Only One” Mize was seen “socking the pill” down at the tennis courts Sunday with a “big bad” girl nam- ed “E-Jay” . .. and can they play! One of our senior tennis players played alone against them and beat them by a score of six games to their two . . . I might add that Miss Mize was a popular contest- . ant last year! This is a request— a certain senior boy wishes that a certain senior girl would please make up her mind and forget a certain lower classman. No names mentioned . . . we hear that she's awfully cute also bashful! Those are nice pink and blue pa- Jjamas you have Flecher . .. gonna buy 'em? Mr. H. I. Lucas’s little boy, Harry, is known as “The Public Pest number one!” Jake Swanson was seen dragging Jean Taylor to the show Sunday . . . and he's so young too! Well, here’s wishing you all a swell, vacation. My last wish before leaving the “deah ole’ Alma Mam- my"” is that you have another rot- ten Chatter writer next year! So long studes! Your (worn out) Key Hole Correspondent . . . P. S. Re- member me to Aunt Myra. Chatter wishes the following peo- ple a very happy birthday: May 1—Anabel Simpson. May 10—Clara Hansen. May 11—Jean Ensch. May 11—Lewis Beaudin. May 18—Julia Moi. May 20—Corrinne Jenne. May 20—Paul Hansen. May 23—John Krugness. May 24—Emma Ness. May 26—Sylvia Berg. May 26—Aline Goldstein. May 27—Bernice Lovejoy. May 29—Miriam Lea. May 29—Robert Rossister. June 6—Barbara Simpkins. Jurc 90— Bernice Riedle. June 10—Rcbert Douglas. June 10— Jerry Stanyar. June 12—Alkerta Porter. June 13—Howard Jackson. ?—Ie‘cher Brcwn. rley Dalton. MEN'S SHOE PACS $4.50 See BIG VAN [ | ‘. JUNEAU SAMPLE SHOP The Little Store with the BIG VALUES | HOLLYWOOD | SHOE PARLOR | | ¥ l Shoes Made Like New | While U Wait | P4 - You Will Find AT THE AUK BAY INN One of the finest cooks in Alaska ready to serve your Sunday dinner. Make reservations early by writing E. Jahnke, P. O. Box 518 or see Bacon at Channel Bus Line. TLL MAKE A MATADOR QUTTA SULLY— 1 ja constant reminder. The pledge {is as follows: “I hereby pledge lmyself that, in order to preserve my own health and moral stand- 13—Arnold Swanson. ,ards and those of others, I will 16—Leota Harris. * |nc_n take liquor in any form, nor 18—Rae Jorgenson. Iwul induce others to do so! 18—Bobby Mogller. Signed (Good Idea) 18—“Dunc” Robertson. l Albany College has a “flunk’ 19—Lloyd Jarman. )daY- On that day the whole stud- 21—Harry Sturrock. | ent-body cuts classes and goes 21—James Madsen. | sohewhere together. One “flunk” P TP L R . |day. a professor thinking he would 'be late for class hired a taxi to : SPRlNGsf,?s:::‘DT EVENT :‘brmg him out to the college. When {he arrived, there were no classes. —_—————— (Continued from page 5) | 10—Elizabeth Cropley. 10—Julia Bailey. 12—Emily Dalton. 13—Lucy Lynch. July July July July July July July July July July July July 0o ee 00 0000000 Following the intcrmissicn num- @ PERSONAL OPINION . bers the orchestra played two very @ © © ¢ & ¢ © ¢ © ¢ o o o advance selections. Congratyla- | tions are to be extended to Miss Dear Editor: Pauline Reinhart, teacher of in-j Here is a personal opinion for strumental music, and the mem- you—why is it that you put fresh- bers of the department for the men and sophomores, saying noth- manner in which they presented ing about the seniors, in the “Per- the last instrumental concert of sonal Interviews” column, when it the year. Some credit is, also, due would be far better to put the to the strings who played exceed- Seniors in it. After all we stud- ingly difficult parts in a way ents of the lower classes will be which showed a great deal of prac- here for a while yet, and the sen- tice. The flute, also, should re- iors will be graduated in another ceive credit, especially for, one five weeks. Of course, you are quite difficult part which was well the editor and I suppose have a handled. reason for this. (Most editors have George Whyte's cornet solos were funny reasons). another outstanding feature of the Here is another thing—an idea! program. Following these were Why not make your last edition of two excellent numbers played by the J-Bird especially dedicated to the string ensemble. At the con- the seniors—make it a sort of a clusion of the string ensemble “Senior Farewell” edition. numbers, Marie Bussinger gave two' I do not wish this letter to be very good violin solos. As the printed, it is just written to give conclusion for the concert the band You and your whole staff an idea, gave two selections. The first was because surely need it. You have a suite entitled “Atlantis.” This is been doing fair work, but you are the first music of this kind ever|lacking in ideas—Let's have that to be attempted by the band, but|“Senior Edition.” it was played in a manner sug-| Sincerely, gesting previous experience. | A Junior and Two Sophomores. Next year there will be several| X, Y, & 2) changes in the personnel of the|Dear X, Y, and Z.: orchestra and band. Several will| First you must forgive us for leave via the graduation route. taking the Iliberty of publishing Among these are Earl Beistline,» your letter. However, it was the Maris Bossinger, George Danner,|only way in which your criticism Barbara Simpkins, Gene Carlson, |could be answered. Esther Niemi, Joyce Morris, and| It is not at all intentional that George Whyte. The orchestra will| mainly freshmen and sophomores also miss the able assistance of|have been given notice in the Duncan Robertson, who will also| “Personal Interviews.” Neverthe- graduate. yess, we have interviewed a number of seniors. The Juniors will haye their day soon. As for not giving the seniors enough space, remember that this paper is for all classes. The sen- jors will receive a great deal of jmention in the annual. Thanks for the ideas. preciate and want them! Sincerely, e 0 000000000 00 . EXCHANGES ° ® 0000000000 00 Many a senior no doubt wishes Juneau would have the same sys- tem of selecting a valedictorian as Lowell High School of San Fran- cisco has. There, any senior with A and B grades is eligible to try out for vadedictorian. Those try- ing out are put in a classroom, given a list of subjects and an hour to write a theme on any one of the subjects listed. Two or three of the best themes are chos- en and the authors’ names are then put to vote of the entire We ap- Your Editor. e EASTERN STARS Social meeting of Juneau Chap- ter No. 7, Tuesday, May 22, at 8 p.m. A good attendance is desired Box lunch. FANNIE L. ROBINSON, Secretary. —adv. FREE DANGE BY *CITY BAND BiE PUBLIC EVENT As they say in the cartoons—a good time was had by all, and much of it and how. That sums up ‘the general ver- dict of the public attending the Courtesy free dance given by Ju- neau’s municipally sponsored band in the Elks Ballroom last Satur- day night. The public was there from Doug- las, Treadwell, Thane, Auk Lake, Eagle River and other points on| the Glacier Highway as well as from every section of Juneau. Men and officers from the Tal-| lapoosa, from the North Wind,; which was in port southbound; and of the salvaging crew at work on the wreck of the Islander mingl- ed in the throng. Gay Affair The women, they ! some in the latest fash ning costumes, others in their pret- |ty organdie dresses, etc. City Councilman George B. Rice had charge of the Floor Commit- tee, and he was ably assisted by Frank Garnick, representing the Juneau Chamber of Commerce; M. G. Hunt, representing the U. S. Radio Service; Ed Shaffer, repre- senting the meat cutlers; James Primavera, representing the print- ers and pressmen, and others rep- resenting the different commercial and industries of Juneau, with about 75 from Douglas, represent=- ing the Island. Didn’t Stop Until 1 | Dancing started at 10 o'c]ockg and continued until 11:30 when | time was taken out for refresh- ments, then resumed until 1 o'clock The bandsmen had announced the last number for 12:30 but when that time arrived, the 400 couples on the floor demanded to know why quit in the shank of the eve- | ning, so the band played on for| another half an hour. i It was a great evening for every-| body, inside and outside of the| Elks Ballroom. The floor and bal- cony were crowded and those un-| able to gain admittance stood on| the sidewalks or sat in parked au- tomobiles and listened to the music. | Following the dance, scores of | house parties were quickly arranged | and the restaurants and other amusement centers of night life were crowded. } The management of the band de- | sires to publicly thank the Elks| for the donation of their ballroom | which made possible the dancing | affair. | senior elass. The. author winning the votes is valedictorian. The Douglas Juniors are out to make the money roll in! At their Junior Prom held recently, each person attending had to check his or her wrap at the cost of ten cents and pay ten cents for each glass of punch. enjoyed at the dance. (Was it enjoyed at that rate?). A Portland, Oregon high school paper has published an editorial explaining the evil of drinking and a pledge to be signed by each stud- ent and put in his o her; locker-as NEW SWIM CAPS 25¢ to $1.00 BEACH SANDALS 50c to $1.00 l | ® JUNEAU These trains will delight the cheaper than formerly, yet you ric comfort. On the North Coast Limited club and dining cars are fully air-c- NORTH COAST LIMITED NORTHERN PACIFIC RAILWAY hearts of Alaskans who want the greatest com- fort and convenience when they travel. The ALASKAN leaves Seattle each momming; the North Coast Limited each evening. This summer special low round trip fares are in effect. 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