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BRINGING UP FATHER BY GOLLY- THERES THE BARON TALKIN® TO MAGGIE- TS A PIPE THEY'LL COME UP TO MY OFFICE — WELL- VL NEXT T HOW TO WORK! BE QUT AND THE 1 HOPE THIS HAVE TO NG \S QT OuUT- S OH-BARON- 'M GLAD | MET YOU J LET US GO AND CALL ON MY HUSBAND- s (e By GEORGE. McMANUS I WAS JUST ON MY WAY To CALL s ON HIM = dm‘mflfi- 3 *I‘I CEORGE-HERMLE | TEAMVICTORS | IN TUURNAMENT Low Scores ¢ Featire Fmal Bowling Match on Elk Alleys a margin of 22 pins Tom George and John Hermle last night won the EIks' € nation bowling surnament, when they defzated : Henning and John Erbland in the final match. The score was 980 to 958. ! 1t was a rather mediocre exhibi- n of bowling, in sharp contrast the sparkling performances in; mi-final matches Monday George was the or ceed the 500 mark. He 101‘“:1 Erbland turned in the high-' the other side of the argument, is est s o for a single game, 196. Press Photo) , CURTAIN FOR HOLDOUT ACT vi The curtain was rung down on basebali’s annual holdout act at St. . \ Petersburg, Fla.,, when Babe Ruth (who “would quit baseball before he would take a cent less than $60,000”) signed a contract with the New York Yankees calling for $52,000 for 1933. Owner Jacob Ruppert, watching the Babe. (Associated The winners drew prizes of af ¥ ham and a side of bacon. No. 7. 'call “Jake” to ease their muscle; A. Henning 162 155 15146&”&9 J\:}:J oxfce quite an athlete Erbland 13 106 152481 4 qeir, known Handicap 3 3 S wrestling as “Young Hercules.” He T T T T once refereed a celebrated match 208 354 306'9’3un Maltimore between one “Shad No. 12, Link” and a bull. The bull hoisted T. George 184 the “Shad” into the gallery. Hermle 168 Twice, under extraordinary cir- Handicap - 8 ciimstances, Weber was charged | E Toon oo T~ 'with the responsibility of running 5! 337 284—980 porgham's football team, back in |pre-war days, and the stories of ithese episodes are among his best. | | The Therp Mystery f “We were taking the team up to | Worchester to play Holy Cross one | {time when Tom Thorp was head coach,” recalled Jake. “So Tom told |come to this country they gencrally | and still no sign of Thorp. I fig-) miles ured he must be in & nospital or something, but I am reading the| to professional sport page the mext morning and Il see in the Harvar: ale summary ‘Referee, Tom Thorp'.” Rules Is Rules “Frank Gargan was coaching us when, we. went, down o pldy Rut- another time,” continued Web- “I took a load of stuff down truck with the boys and it w raining in the when we go there | buckets. They showed us our quar- ters, under the stands, and it was just like taking a continuous shower bath. “I never saw a worse day. There wasn't a person in the stands, but we waded out to play, anyway. I'm Fordham | For as long as most \ men can recall “Jake” Weber, who double for “Baron Mun- in an emergency, has been massaging the aching muscles of Maroon athletes, attending their bruises on the gridiron and either consolig or cheering them in dress- ing rooms heavy with the aroma of arnica. He is perhaps the most famous “rubber” in amateur athletics. He has been overseas with the Olympic teams. When foreign stars first might chau me to go with the boys by boat|with Gargan when we go over to and he said he would join us next gsea Foster Sanford, the Rutgers day. | coach, and I'm suggesting to Frank “There was no sign of Thorp all [to cut the periods in half or do morning and I began to get wor- 'mmmhmg like that when Sanford ried. We stalled in the dressing | overhears. room until after 2 o'clock. Still no| “He turns around and roars: ‘We Thorp. Finally the referee came in |will play the regular 15 minute and demanded to know what was|periods. That's the rules! Who's the matter. I told him we vm*}running this team, anyway?’ So waiting for the coach. He said: | Grogan turns to me and says: |‘Git out there, coach or no coach.’|‘Jake, you're running things today.’ I said: ‘Boys, it looks like we navel “Instead of gefting better it came to do it. Who started last week?‘ All right, you fellas line up.’ are playing in a foot of water. Even “We took a 59-0 licking 1ha‘ day Sanford wcakcm. because he comes DAILY SPORTS CARTOON ROGER ( T™E Roocie SENSATION OF 1932, CyTiL 2R - EO =i CoLEMM HS ANLE O LAST VUNE —By Pap CRAMER. BETTER BREAK" IS YerR -THEY REPLACE Tue \EERANS Cos.le Mficg@ i -Youus sn.ucssn,v Al Rights Roscrved by The Assoclafed Press * ATflLET\csA down worse. It seems like the boys | AUTO RAGERS ALSO IN FOR NEWEST DEAL Drastic Changes in Rules for 500-Mile Classic Approved INDIANAPOLIS, April 5—Two factors, safety and economy, are emphasized in new rules that have cen approved for the annual 500+ mile automobile rage here May 30, and many new problems confront the drivers who will participate. ) One of the new problems is gaso= line mileage. Permitted to carry jonly 15 gallons of fuel, the drivers must increase their mileage per gallon if they are to avoid at least ifor tops at the pits. | Average consumption in past races has been from seven to nine|? to the gallon, and gasoline | tanks formerly were belween 40 land 45 gallons capacity. ‘P:fl lons of motor ofl, which officlals |say will be ample if there is n& ]!ekae That 11 be a safety actor, they hold, since it will force .Lhc drivers to have their mountsy {1eak-pr the tri (dry i 0of, thus keeping Can’t “Bootleg” Oil One of the interesting rules, too, |is that all of the oil must be car- iried in the car. That rule will be enforced, according to T. E. Myers, {general manager of the speedway, lto prevent “oil bootlegging” in the |pits. It is going to be harder to win a pilace in the starting line, too, for the cars must show an average speed of 100 miles an hour for 25 miles. The speed was boosted to 100 miles an hour last year, but the trial run was only 10 miles, Other mnew rules prohibit the pushing of rs to give them a !start, and stipulate that cars that get out of control, turn around on the track or collide with another object must stop at the pits for texamination immediately. In the past oficials have made no such demand. Mustn’t Throw Oil In keeping with the greater safe- ty movement, officials may disqual- ify any car that is throwing oil |0il spots have caused many thrill- ing seconds to race drivers and spectators at past events. For the third successive year, a mechanic will ride with each driv- er. Forty-two cars, an increase of two, will be permitted to start. over between halves and sugges we cut it short. He starts to tal to Gargan, but I butts in and say: ‘No, we're ,playing 15 minute p: riods. It's the rudes’ With a ro: 'he says: “Who's running this l,emm‘ and Gargan shoots back, ‘Jake is.' ibad, only about 43 to 0 | NOTICE OF HEARING OF FINAL ACCOUNT In the Commissioner’s Court for the Territory of Alaska, Division | Number One. | Before CHAS. SEY, Commissioner and ex-Officio Probate Judge. Juneau Precinct. {In the Matter of the Estate of| | FRANK L. ALSTROM, deceassd | NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN,| | That Augusta B. Alstrom, executrix |of the estate of Frank L. Alstrom, | deceased, has filed herein her final report and account of the admin- istration of said estate, and a peti tion for a decree of distribution | therein; and that a hearing wiil {be had upon the same before the {undersigned at Juneau, Alaska, at ten o'clock a.m. on the 7th day of June, 1933, at which time and place | ! all persons interested in the cstale i may appear and file objections in wmlng to said final report and |account, and contest the same. | DATED at Juneau, Alaska, |4th day of April, 1933. ‘\Sefi-l) CHAS. SEY, | Commissioner and ex-Officio Pro-| { _ bate Judge, Juneau Precinct. | First publication, April 5, 1933 | Last publication, April 26, 1933. i the The cars must get along on six ¥ “That time we didn't get beat so| FORMER STARS ‘HARUI.D 0SBORN GLAD TO EVEN BACK IN SCHOOL GET BIT PAHTS AFTER 11 YEARS | PHILADELPHIA, April 5.—1It's 11 Unreel Parade IS Sad One'year since Harold . Oshorn, for- in Hollywood—Extra |mer Olympic decdthion champion Jobs Are Taken and world record holder in the By ROBBIN COONS running high jump, was graduated n the University 1linois, but HOLLYWOOD, Cal, April In this unreel parade: 's re-entering college here as a For two and a half years she sat 5. freshman. A desire to increase his efficiency as a teacher prompted him to make at home, not wishing to leave for forma] application for enirance to long lest in her absence the tele-'the philadelphia College of Osteo- phone might ring. She cherished pathy, " but an eight-year-old hip there a book of faded clippings, injury played a large part in the telling of past glories in the the- atre and on the screen. The tele- phone call she expected never came 'college —until the other day. ciion of that institution. course next fall, preparing {himself in the meantime by sign- Rosa Rosanova is working again.!ing up for the summer courses. John Ford had a bit for her in| pBack in 1925, Osborn's hip slip- “Pilgrimage.” Rosa is old, no longer 'neq out of joint during a summer beautiful. She played mother roles competition at the University of in Rudolph Valentino's films, a dec- Tjlinois. Dr. Francols D'Eliscu, who ade ago. |nrw is director of athletics at Os- Her faded clippings tell tecpathy, treated the injury, and about tre, on Broadway, on stage :md screen—all memortes now. She is ih‘.l[‘py with her bit, and philosoph: cal: ship. Recently Dr. D'Eiiscu had a con- erence with Osborn regarded as jone of the greatest high jumpers “What is life but a series of \h’*\ox all time, and announced their and downs? It is meant to be 50, association would be renewed this for the old must give in to the 'summor, as Hal had decided to young. There is no alternative, for |coms east to school. | Hal still is an amateur ,and Dr. |D'Eliscu said he plans to continue 11]\ track carcer. The athletics di- \rector said he hoped to have Os- Observed Groucho Marx, as the horn take charge of the Osteopathy four brothers planted their eight runmers and jumpers in an amateur the immutable law of the theatre orders it so.” (Fcot Note fect in the wet cement 'of the thea- ‘cha(‘uyA ter forecourt where like mementos| Osborn will be no stranger to of other screen immortals are pre- Philadelphia, for, besides appear- served for posterity and publicity: |ing in several indoor meets in this W Well, I'm not the only aeel to go city, he scored signal triumphs dur- ldown in history . . .” |ing the national A. A. U. meet held |in connection with Philadelphia’s He was one of a mob of extras Sesquicentennial Celebration in who seemed planted in the casting '1926. At that time he captured the office. He was seedlly resplendent decathlon title with a total of 17,- in his best outfit, crowned by a silk 187.832 points. top hat. Mark Never Beaten The casting director appeared,1 Osborn’s greatest triumphs came “Nothing today,” he said automati- lafter his graduation from Illinois. cally. {In 1924 he established a new world's “Nothing for a man about town?” joutdoor record for the running the extra persisted. (high jump, clearing six feet 8% “No, nothing—wait. Go to Stage inches at Champaign, Ill. That 2. Seven-fifty.” mark has never been bettered. “How much?” incredulously. At the Olympics in Paris in 1924 “Seven-fifty, I said,” and he et a decathlon mark of 7,710.- C. D.s voice had finality’ in it. 775 points, | Oh, Well, Tt's Work : The extra sighed. It was plmmy‘CONCEm ATES ON HIS INFIELD |~ a choice between dignity and| doughnuts. He chose the latter, INDIANAPOLIS, Ind., April 5.— ‘Wade Kellefer, new manager of the “Tll take it,” he said. Then he| straightened his shoulders, sudden- Indianapolis team of the American Association, is starting from scratch |1y fired by professional pride. “But not with the hat, sir, not with the |in rebuilding the club. Having been away from mid- hat!” Walea' Arab Ponies wm westerr_u baseAball.for years while 1 s |living in California, Kellefer began Prizes in London Show spring training with little knowl — ledge of the ability of his pastimers. LONDON, April 5—Two Arab| Kellefer is concentrating on the horses bred by the Prince of Wales, |inner works because of last season’s won first prizes at a horse show weak play in that department. Er- here, ‘me Wingard, former pitcher, at Exhibited in the National Pony |first; James Thomas, from Montre- society’s show, they were “Algol” ,al, at second; Frank Sigafoos at in the class for Arab stallions three third; and Dudley Lee, from Holly- years old and over, and “Myra,” an weod, at short, are Kellefer's hopes Arab brood mare. for these spots. 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