The Daily Alaska empire Newspaper, December 29, 1932, Page 5

THE DAILY ALASKA EMPIRE, THURSDAY, DEC. 29 1932, YOUR WIFE ENGAGED ME TO READ YO YOU- T | WILL {MPROVE YouR THEN PLEASE CoOME WITH ME = i 1T DOESNT MAKE A PARTICLE OF DIFFERENCE | TO ME- YOU ARE THE ONE TO BE PLEASED - S 00 You HAVE TO READ TO ME IN HERE ? WILY WARNER SHOCK GIVEN ONGE STOPPED AT OWN GAME Late Percy Haughton Once Went “Pop” Just One Better NEW YORK, Dec, 20.—The foot- ball world well knows of the wiles of “Pap” Warner, the tricks his Carlisle “Injuns” used to spring on the palefaces in the old days of football, but the fact that the late Percy Haughton once went him may be news to some admirers. | was back in 1912, or there- abouts, a few years after Charley Dillon one of Wa C: pupils had tucked a fo back his jersey and run the lenzth of the field through Haugh- ton’s Harvard team for a tcuch- down. The rules committee since had outlawed the “hidden ball” trick, 80 Warner did some deep thinking again. He wanted something new to pull on Harvarde He evolved the idea of stitching a piece of leather, resembling a football, on the front of each Carlisle jersey.| You couldn't tell to save your life which buck was carrying the ball But, unfortunately for Warner’s| scheme, the news leaked out. The day the Carlisle squad reached cambridge, Haughton sought out his ‘coaching rival. | “Say Pop, I ' understand your | boys have footballs stitched on their sweaters,” he said. “Sure,” smiled Warner, “there’s no rule against it.” | “That’s right” Haughton agreed “but I just wanted to let you know we're going to play with a nice red white and blue football’ today. We painted it up pretty just for you. That is, unless you| want to remove those pieces of leather.” | Warner knew when he was licked. ' The imitation ovals came off, | — -t NORCO SAILING '+ On account of the holidays the Norco will sail from Seattle Tues- son, and T'd like to know if I'm years of football day night, January 3rd, instead of January 2nd. Merchants place orders ‘accordingly. adv. | |expired this year until he told | strolled ‘What are we going to do about| you?' " please a right—" | WHERE ARE YOW GoiNG ? TO BE PLEASED - By GEORGE McMANUS NOW: GO AHEAD AN’ ler. “Consider yourself re-elected. Now, fellows, what are we going |to do about this salary question?” ‘ But Heydler remained long | enough to get in his “thanks” and !to notify the harried magnates he MAGNATES BY had voted himself a generous re- | duetion in pay! [ i Heydler’s previous claim to fame i e fact he |lay in the once recited |“Casey at the Bat” for Grover National League (Prexy|Cieveland an ardent baseball fan. Cari Hubbell and Walter' y 0 A ’ GHUGULATE Gu Slashes His Own Salary i Just Like That SOUTH BEND, Ind, Dec. 29.—! [ Almost everyone thinks ‘Heartly (Hunk) Anderson of Notre | Dame is Norwegian or Swedish,/ but he insists they are wrong.!| “Yes, I know Anderson is a Scan- | dinavian name, but I'm Irish as| far back as T can trace.” ; Eadert 2 S AN IRISHMAN Coach | SPORT BRIEFS Earl Averill of the Cleveland In-| dians topped rival American League | batsmen in 1932 by hitting for sev-, en bases or more in 11 different games. | ) Seventeen lettermen on the Uni- | versity of Michigan Big Ten cham- pionship football team will return for play next year. JOHN A. HEYDLER The club owners were nice cnough’ to re-clect John Hey- dler President of the National League by acclamaticn and he chowed his approbation by cut- ting his own pay. Johnny Burnett of Cleveland led American League batters last sea- son with singles in one game by hitting seven. Coach George E. Keogan has a NEW YORK Dec. 29.—National winning percentage of .768 in his League directors didn't even know nine years of basketball at Notre John Heydler's term as President Dame. them. One of the principal owners of They were in the midst of some Madison Square Garden hasthreat-! spirited discussion of baseball's ened to bar wrestlers from the ar- problems at their annual meeting ena because of a succession of here when Heydler who has been shady shows. ram-rodding the league since 1918, into the room. ‘Eastern critics already are boom- “What are you fellows going to ing Cliff Montgomery Columbia,| do about me?” he interrupted. quarterback, for next year's All- “What do you mean, John, America team. ) Bob Monnett, Michigan State “Well, my term expires this sea- star, scored 260 points in three going to be re-elected. I've got ¢ Pave the Patb ro =Tosperity With “O. K. John,” broke in an own- | Printing! DAILY SPORTS CARTOON GLESN YPor” WARNER —LEAVES STANFORD To TeAcH HIS FAMOOS GRIDIRON STRATEESY TO TEMPLE UNERSITY / ELEVENS ) V _—By Pap AT CARUISLE NE~ -~~~ OFVELOPED TE GREATEST ALL AROUNO AHLETE T HAS @WORKED = AT GEORGIA , CORNELL | CARLISLE , PITTSBURGH AND STANFORD BEGAN QLAYING INTERCOULEGIATE FOIBALL ONLY EIGHT YeaRs Aco LON WARNEKE ' GIVEN HONORS - NATL. LEAGUE Betts Are Given Second NEW YORK, Dec. 29. — Lonnie Warneke, Chicago Cub's hander, won the National League pitching championship with an ay- erage earned run rating of 237, for each nine pitched. Southpaw Carl Hubbell, of New York, won second rating with 2.50| and Walter M. Betts, of Boston, | won the third rating with 2.80, J JEXTRA POINT 1S POPULAR ANN ARBOR, Mich,, Dec. 29.— | Advocates of abolishing the extra point after touchdown are mnot! likely to be found at the University | of Michigan | Not since 1820 has Michigan lost | a game by failing to hoot ihe extra ] point. But the' Wolveries have correctly gauged the goal posts to account for: five victories by the extra point in the last 12 years. PRACTICE BEST ON WEDNESDAY MILWAUKEE Wis. Dec. 29. Coach Bill Chandler of Marquette’s basketball team has statistics to prove Wednesday is the best day for cage practice, and that Monday and Friday rank as the poorest. ——-— Hundreds Turn to Business College CHICAGO, Dec. 29. — Hundreds of young people who have lost their jobs because of the depres- sion have turned to business col- leges to secure advanced training in shorthand, stenography and ac- counting, so that they will be pre- pared for better jobs when pros- perity returns, declared E. H. Nor- man of Baltimore, President of the National Commercial Teachers' Federation. Actor Must Pay For Wife’s Clothes LOS ANGELES, Cal, Dec. 29— Charles Ray, former film star, will have to pay a $4,975 clothing debt incurred by his wife. Judgment for that amount has been returned against him in fa- vor of an assignee for a local apparel merchant. Neither Ray nor his wife ap- peared in court. They contended through attorneys that the debt had been eliminated by bankruptcy proceedings filed By Ray in 1926. e Advertisements are Four pocket- book editorials. They interpret the merchandise news. o;'s Give Creosote For Dangerous Coughs For many years our best doctors have prescribed creosote in some form for coughs, colds and bronchitis, knowing how dangerous it is to let them hang on. Creomulsion with creosote and six | other highly important medicinal elo- | ments, quickly and effectively stops all coughs and colds that otherwise might | lead to serious trouble. Creomulsion is powerful in the treat- ment of all colds and no matter how long standing, yet it is absolutely harmlessand is pleasant and easy to take. Your own druggist guarantees Creo- mulsion by refunding your money if you are not relieved after taking Creomul- sion as directed. Beware the cough or | oty 3 Johnny Jadick, junior welterweight r:gm-i . : & v |against Kid Chocolate at Havana | i N A ;agcr. Thomas White made the inning games he! | Back From Europe |al\vays been tough for the Yankees |to beat and they will be tougher. “The Athletics will miss Sim- mons, but they are sure to have great pitching again, and that's certain to keep them in the run- ning. The White Sox will be much stronger, Cleveland will be a real factor, and I'll be disappointed if my own club isn't very much in| the field. | R “Detroit did pretty well last sea- (F TS % b son. We are coming along, I ;l L8 : | think, and if a couple of young- | . Sters we have live up to advance \ ! notices keep your eye on the Ti- [ Y i : gers.” HAVANA GETS i PHILADELPHIA, Dec. 29, champion, will defend his title late in February. Jadick’s man- ‘| announcement today. White said e had accepted an offer of $7,500 with a privilege of a percentage of the gate receipts and announced that the fight would take place in connection with one of the big | racing events. RINK TEAM BEATS TALLAPOOSA FIVE, , ROLLER BASKETBALL|- Mrs. Helen Wills Moody, queel of the tennis court, arrived In Ney 1 an exciting game of basket- r a long stay in Europs Pall on roller skates at A. B. Hall i) #ras Phoks) P last night, the Rink Team won from the Tallapoosa quintet by a| score of 26 to 16. The sailors’ floor work was su- perior to that of their opponents but they lacked a scoring punch, Peterson, Rink center, snagged 14 points to lead the scorers. Met- calf, though playing guard for the Tallapoosa, was runner-up, with 10 points. | Another game betwesn the same The two clubs to beat in the teams has been arranged for next major league pennant races nexLVSunday evening. season as a result of two out-| The lineups: standing player swaps, appear to RINK: Whitely (2) and Fraser be Washington and Pittsburgh, (2), forwards; Peterson (14), cen-! world series rivals seven years ago, ter; Bishop and Nielson, (8), guards. but since then able to show only| TALLAPOOSA: Grandy (2) and one championship between them. Sofalka (4), forwards; Tuba, cen- Pittsburgh, in the view of most ter; Metcalf (10) and Duggan, baseball men, came off with the guards. main prize of the three-cornered | deal with the Giants and Phillies| by obtaining Freddie Lindstrom.| THEY RlDE AGMN The Chicago boy, who had hisi first big baptism of fire in the n, MIUHALL, OKd, Dec 20— 1924 world's serles with the Giants,| L., #18 PO Zack Mulball's wild replacing Heinie Groh will team | = FoC ?}?a:‘v “ect:'afl;“ ;{“f with the Waner boys in giving Dall, onitor th;'moneex" :' Pittsburgh the greatest outfield in i, GO0 O T PO iy e o) the National League if not in base- | coteo” tod 1 d h::’e‘;ft pe:r;dx;xx::t:g ball. | “We will be mighty tough to| e stop if our young fellows who came | through so handsomely last sea-| WHEN LAMB 18 BEST son, including Vaughn at short, | 2 The flavor of lamb combines es- Piet at second and Grace behind | : | the bat, continue to develop,” ad—:g;‘ganvye wtel'lzl“"h_ certain relishes mitted George Gibson, pilot of the!Bureau 3219‘ He’“ ”é’s the U. s Buccaneers. “Lindstrom will BiVe |} hes wdt moa"v"e beco:s:';“cl" IR: & 3 nclude ok e punc_h mint sauce or jelly, currant and| i guava jelly, spiced conserves and ogclf;":r;‘v 'fi“%,d E!;l‘ ,y]mckles and horseradish sauce. 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