The Daily Alaska empire Newspaper, November 28, 1932, Page 5

er\( OIDNT YOUR DARLIN SON SHOW LP BRINGING UP FATHER AT THE OFFICE TO DAY’ DONT HE WANT TO WORK? ONE OF 115 COLLEGE BUDDIES CALLED THEYRE N IS ROOM STUDYING CATCHING WP IN THEIR LATIN - ! FROM THE LITTLE HE KNOWS | DIONT THINK HE EVER STUDIED - By GEORGE McMANUS [CALL UP WILLIE HUDDLE AND GET THE LINE UP FOR OUR TEAM-ASK M 1F PERCY 15 GOIN T PLAY END AN WHO AT CENTER WHOD GA / SCOW BAY 2 OUT OF 3 PIN GAMES Craig Will Play Chilkat and Tenakee Meets Yaku- iat This Evening In the three-game bowling con- test on the Elks’ Alleys Saturday nmght, Kasaan defeated Scow Bay, taking the first and the third game of the three-game series. Arthur Bringdale of the Ka- saans did some fine bowling in the first game, getting 234 pins, which is next to the highest record of the tournament. His three-game total was 576. No other player on either team; made the 500 mark. ight's schedule calls f0r™ Craig against Chilkat and Tenakee agal Yakutat. Details of Saturday night's con- test follows: KASAAN— Sperling 163 141 150—454 Bringdale 234 179 163—576 Duncan 156 150 168—474 Monagle 133 104 137—314 Mrs. Taylor. 128 128 128—384* Totals 814 1702 746-2362 SCOW BAY— T. George 161 160- 159—480 C. Sabin . 129 184 138—451 145 .145 145—435* 125 125 125—375* Petrich 109 121 108—338 Totals 669 735 675-2079 *—Average—Did not bowl. - NO CLOSED GOLF INDIANAPOLIS, Ind., Nov. 28.— Northern golfers are a hardy lot and each year the “closed season” for golf courses is getting shorter. The park board has decided to lezvz two of the municipal courses cpen all winter. FIVE-YARD PLOWBOY STILLWATER, Okla., Nov. 28— Living up to his nickname of ‘Plowboy,” Ross Hall, Oklahoma Aggie fullback, carried the ball 77 times in four successive games for total gains of 285, an average of five yards each time. THE BROWN BEAR- HAS BEEN LWING ON THE FAT OF THE™ EASTERN FOOTGALL. LAND [/ KAS AA N ‘BEATS“_S fV.Gridiro;z : DAILY SPORTS . Title Comes By 8-0 Score {Texas Christian University i Defeats Southern ‘ Met. Univ. | DALLAS, Tex Texas Christian University clinch- ed the foolball championship of the Scuthwest Conference last Sat- urday afternoon with an 8 to 0 victory over the Southern Metho- dist University. It is the first time since 1928 that a conference champion has been undefeated and untied in a conference competition MARQUETTE COACH FEELS STRONGLY AGAINST HOLDING MILWAUKEE, Wic.. Nov. 28.— “Defensive holding” is the “forgoi- ten foul” of foctball, says Coach Frank J. Murray of Marquette Uni- versity. “This infraction is almost as common as off-side,” the Hilltop mentor says, “yet it rarely is call- ed. “I know of no more effective for- ward pass defense than to have the defensive tackles grab the eli- gible ‘receivers, ends and backs, as they charge across the line of scrimmage. “Hold up these receivers for a second or two and the finest for- ward pass attack in the world isn't worth much. And it's the worst goat-getter in the game. “I think something should be done to get stricter entorcement on this rule.” WALKS ON WATER KANSAS CITY, Nov. 28—T. H. May, Kansas City duck hunter, walks around among the reeds on his 20-pound “watershoes” or metal pontoons. When he tires he fast- ens them together and seats him- self on a stool. - e The TUniversity of Pittsburgh 1933 football schedule calls for games against Navy, Minnesota, and Notre Dame on successive week-ends in October. O0TBALL RESULTS The fcllowing are scores of foot- Lall games played last Saturday “NOTRE DAME ROUTS ARMY, afternoon: , . Notre Dame 321; Army 0. One of Season’s Big Stanford 0; Pittsburgh 7. ! Drake 0; Marquette 45. | Washington and Jefferson West Virginia 0. Washington and Lee 0; Duke 13. Tulane 0; Louisiana 14. Texas 'Christian 8; Methodist 0. Georgia Tech 0; Georgia 0. Surprises ]3'. NEW YORK, Nov. 28—Notre Dame pulled off one of the big- gest football surprises of the sea- son last Saturday afternoon by putting the Army eleven {o rout before 80,000 speciators, the big- Southern Gonzaga 36; Montana University B¢st crowd of the season, by a 13. iscorz of 21 to 0. g | L O S S Dl B The Aamblers, packing terrific drives that baffled the Cadels, SOONERS PRESENT made a brilliant aerial attack and ed once in the second period VALUABLE PI‘AYER ;;m twice in the third. IN KICKER-OFFER Melinkovich, big fullback who yhas been ill with the flue, and NORMAN, Okla, Nov. 28.—The ore, star end, tallied the first most highly specialized talent on|tWO touchdowns with passes. the University of Oklahoma foot- | Har ble behind the Army's goal line ball team is that of Orin (Red) Y& tho Malblag 8 Borah, who hails from Champaign, |{°F the remaining score. 1. | The crowd was alternately thrill- A ed and stunned by the failure of P!a_,\‘ g iy 6. couple .or mln:tgs the Cadets to the pre- his third and last year, he is game odds in their favor. accounted one of the most valua-|™ . 4 kle men on the squad. “Red” is the boy who Kkicks off tor the Sooners, then retires. This ason he averaged better than 55 yards. When he muffed a kick in the Texas game, it made him so mad that on the next three kickeffs “Red” nailed the man with the ball. Coach Levie Hardage says such a player's value is' hard to over- estimate, since kicks over the goal line eliminate the danger of long| 'returns, sometimes for touchdowns. | “Darned if I know,” is Borah's | | answer to the question of how he| [does it “You just keep yourvezze‘ Attendance at Harvard’s home i v right, = £ Ithe middle of the ball with ai|SD4TPIY this season that Athletic 'you've got.” Director Bill Bingham's estimates —— ATTENTION MOOSE! s only two flashes of attack consisted of a 36 yard run in the first period by Pick Dival and two successive and completed passes and first downs in the lasi period, ,optimistic, yet the Harvard A. A. | |News appears to point with some | ipride to the fact that “no cut has been made in the salaries of ihe coaches.” | Monday, Nov. 28th wil be nitia- tion night and then we will have lunch and a good time to which; the Legion and families of Moose If not, the casual observer may 'are invited. |inquire, why not Is this to be COMMITTE, Loyal Order, considered a measure of athletic adv. of Moose, No. 700. { achievement, along with the team’s CARTOON P THE BOYS MAKE-UP e Lwinnlng record? | Tt seems that Harvard's athletic administration, dus to economies {in_ the reduction of spring trips, lete., was “only one or two thou- isand dollars in the red’ at the {outset of the current gridiron sea- | son. | Moreover, “in regard to the sal- jaries of the wvarious coaches” | Bingham explained that only four {of them get over $5000 a vear. {The H. A. A. News goes on to |say: | “No coach gets the same pay as fa full professor in these days a ! misunderstanding which seems to ,have arisen, but only at the most Jan amount equal to that which a | professor received back in 1922. A {total of $111800 is used for the ‘galaries of 62 coaches, allowing for duplication in sports, so that the iaverage would come to about $1,- .~ 1803 per coach. | Footbail is the only sport in |which a nef profit 15 made and _therefore has to pay for all the fother sports. Baseball earns $17- 4700 and pays out $28192; crew ;mkes in $3600 and expends $25- ;300; hockey tickets net $9,600 but 1$21,000 is used in expenditures; _ ;By Pap GILBANL* —CAPTAIN AND itrack takes in $13,700 and pays FuLBAGC OF THE jout. $39,400; swimming, a minor \sport, earns $2,300 but spends $7.- CoWERFUL— prip WHERE IT GOES s For those who may wonder where {the big money goes in football, |Bingham thus opportions the anti- |civated $775,000 to be collected by Harvard this football season as follows: | “Only 330991 will be spent al- |together on football and $217.450 jof that sum will go as guarantees | t> visiting teams. This leaves on- |1y about $113000 to cover all the | University football costs, some of lthl.- major items of which are as BROWN ELEVEL | | GILBANE N0 SCORE Eighty Thousand Witness s, guard, dropped on a fum- | jof a revenue of $775,000 may be 2y THE HALF BAaCK- I | Heading for soft southern winds, whispering palms and warm sunshine, | Babe Ruth, New York Yankees’ great slugger, is shown with his wife | and their daughter, Julia (left), as they sailed from New York for a | vacation in Bermuda. On the same b James Roosevelt, son and daughter-in-law of the President-elect, sailed for a vacatiom to relax after the rigors of the Presiden’ir: eampaign, | Odds and Ends Princeton and Rutgers played ial's guess that “a magician will the first intercollegiate !ootbn“fl)s required to straighten out the gamg at New Brunswick, N. J., onim-ablems this winter”. . . National Nov. 6, 1869, Rutgers winning 6 League club owners have been no- {to 47 There were 25 on a slde,[tmed to proffer no contracts until 12 counting spectators. . .. Col- after the winter meeting. They umbia’s eleven, if not the best m‘mon a 25 per cent. reduction in the land, at least is the mosl:‘overhead. ... The average age of “l:nroughly probed. | players in the national profession- | Harry Mehre, Georgla’s witty 81 football league is slightly over lcoach, admits his team has two 25, With mnot a single performer tystems of offense, “Mine and under 21. theirs. . . . . Basketball fans, al-| Baseball usually beurs siight re- jroady a little mystified by the lation to politics, but it's a safe game's complex rules, will be in guess Charley Grimm knows ex- interested in a prominent offic-, actly how somebody feels. | follows: expense of games, $27,000; ' » ° !outfitting, $8300; equipment, $5- | SPORT BRIEFS | 500; doctors, $4000; rubbing, '$3,000; o cervices and wages, $8500; coach- ing, $25,000; travel, $7,000; and a' TFour veterans—Ed Krause, Joe |host of other smaller expenses. Vogele, John Baldwin and Leo “The total planned expenditures Crowe—are available to Coach |for all sports in the coming year George Keegan for the 1932-33 are $386,183, as compared with the Notre Dame basketball team. Eznticipnbed total receipts from all sports of around $925500.” “Pug” Rentner, Northwestern University halfback, doesn’t intend ' FOOTBALL NO LUXURY to play football after graduation. | Intercollegiate football, as Bill He probably will be retained as Bingham views it, is not a luxury assistant coach at Northwestern. for the simple reason that it sup- porfs nearly a1l other athletics When Florida beat Citadel, 17-7 Apart from the guarantees, which this season, it was the first game {do not help the home forces, Bing- the Gators had won in their new {ham figures at Harvard that only stadium in its third season. 685,000 would be saved, if the in- tercollegiate program (which, of All regulars of last season will course, he prefers) should be sud- be in uniform again this year for denly shelved for a strictly intra- the University of Arkansas basket- mural athletic plan. ball team. OVER MONTANA. OVER STANFORD Big Max Krause Makes! Intersectional Struggle Is Four Touchdowns in Played Before 35,000 56 to 13 Score Spectators SPOKANE, Wash., Nov, 28—The| PITTSBURGH, Penn., Nov. 28— viclous pack of the Gonzaga bull- The Panthers of Pittsburgh closed dogs humbled the tottering Uni- the season undefeated last Satur- versity of Montana football team day afternon by downing smnfun* bere last Saturday, 56 to 13, in a in a one-sided game before a crowd: non-conference game. of 35,000 spectators, 7 to 0. i Big Max Krause, playing his fi-| Heller's touchdown in the first' ral college game, counted four of period, after a 30 yard drive de- Gonzaga's touchdowns, once run- cided the Intersectional struggle, ning 74 yards. | Stanford launched but one real Montana scored once in the first 'attack, an attack from the 55~ and again in the second period, yard line to Pittsburgh’s 25 yard otherwise Gonzaga romped ovel line in the final quarter. the field at will, using the second ' —— and t! tri | ] e hird stringers a lot of me‘game of the series to be played: |between the two organizations and. {much excitement resulted. § | The individual scores follow: i {RFCREATION TEAM— Emile Galao 135 166 179—480 g Jack Miller 138 136 155429 {Abble Garn .. 148 173 144—465~ | W. Christoffer. 167 189 168—52%, —_— 1P‘" Clarelo ... 202 167 159—518 ' ecreation Team De_:fea!a TR Douglas [iremen Five | i . % |R. McCormick 153 142 144—439 in First Game J. Manning .. 127 148 166—4d1 | Ed. McCormick 139 178 162—479 On the Recreation Bowling Al- Mike Gavril 157 161 146—464: leys last Saturday night, the Re- W. Andrews 144 155 164—463 creation team defeated the five —————————— 4 of the Douglas Firemen by a score] Go window shopping in your easy: of 2426 to 2286. This was the first chair. Read the advertisements. UNITED FOOD CO. “CASH IS KING™ ALWAYS FRESH FRUITS and VEGETABLES AT CALIFORNIA GROCERY Prompt Delivery PHONE 478 THE GASTINEAU Jur Services to You Begin and End at the Gang Plank of Every Passenger-Carrying Boat BAILEY’S SPECIAL Every Night from 8 P. M. CHICKEN NOODLES and CHOP SUEY BAILEY’S CAFE FOR INSURANCE See H. R. SHEPARD & SON Telephone 409 B. M. Behrends Bank Bldg. 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