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¢ DADDY - THAT HORRID MR- UKINHAVEM 15 CALLING ONYOU- HE KNOWS YOURE iN- vl (A HE HEARD ~YOUVE BEEN Sick- o) ¢ _THE DAILY ALASKA EMPIRE, TUESDAY MAY 3 1932. 'M SORRY! | HEARD YOU HAD RHEUMATIOM - SO | CALLED TO SEE — AINT 1T BAD ENOUGH TO HAVE RHEUM/_\'N%M YOU KNOW- | HAD A LITTLE RHEUMATIS™M IN MY FEET ONCE- ™M SORRY YOU HEARD- T} MESELF- * CLARENCE OF THE SIANTS . — 19 STARTING s SEVENTEENTH SEASON ” N THE MAJORLS /7 H L 3 « i S / sl MW THE OO t‘ NETERAN BAGGED | HIS SHARE™ - OF “wINS " LAST N MITCHELL s THE ONLY LEFT-HANDED SPT BALL~ PITCHER CARTNITH Al Tights Reserved 03 The Aswoaled o—— olf ball situation appears to Tave turnéd the corner, any- way. ¢ This time a year ago the squaws over the “balloon” ball echoed sover the fairways from one coast| to the other. Old Joe Duffer was {lying the distress signal and he didn't hesitate to let the game’s| guling powers know about it. Now there isn't a single oom-:fleld. of plaint on file in the offices the United States Gold Associa- tion. So much improved are things, sin fact, that H. H. Ramsay, the| gonial chief executive of the U.! 5. G. A, and his associates now can move around freely among sriends and the general public, without being obliged to duck, All because they ustened to th: wails of 1931 and authorized the| manufacturers to add seven-one- hundredths of an ounce to the! weight of the official ball. » The heavier “balioon” far has met with universal approv- 1. Tt doesn't cure a slice, bounce ‘automatically out of vhistle in the 'tall grass, but it haves better in the wind and is more consistently satisfactory to handle on the greens, while still retaining the advantage of offer- ing better lies through the fair- way. GOLF PLUM TO EAST This year's renewal of the Wal- #er Cup's international golil battle will be played somewhere along| 4e Atlantic seaboard, since the matter of traveling expense is an itzm to e considered, for the British as well as the American forces. It means that all three of the principal golfing classics of the season Wwill be produced in the dost. Baltimore has the National Ama- @cur, Flushing, L. I, the National Opén, o that the Boston or Phil-| adelphia districts will offer logi- cal sites for the Walker Cup! matches. | LUCKY ELEVEN In the sixteenth opening Ma- jor League lineups appeared the,| names of only eleven plays mak- #yg their debut as regulars in the| big show. {* # Only eleven out of several hun- /GIBSON TO STRESS fas ball sol traps or; les, the books show, where G [TWIRLER HAS ‘dred hopefuls in the spring train- ing camps, but it’s a preity fair showing for the rcokies at that, | It’'s considered lucky when as /many as a half dozen make the |grade on getaway day. Six of the brand-new arrivals in fast company were in Ameri- lcan League ranks, five among National League clubs. Here's the list: ‘Chicago White Sox—Harold An- derson, center field, and Carey | Selph, second base. New York Yankees—Frank Gro- setti, third base, and Otto Saltz-| n | gaver, second base. outfield at practice Detroit ‘Tigers — Harry Davis, {rell throws with his left arm to first base and Bill Lawrence, right | | prevent overdevelopment of his nghb arm and side. Ferrell, Cleveland Indlans’ ace ipitcher uses a rubber ball but it i Ferrell | strengthen his fingers. Now he When he shags flies in the periods Fer- New York Giants—Len Koe- necke, left field. Chicago Cubs — Stanley Hack, FAVORITES BREAK third_ base. EVEN IN BIG DERBY/ Phillles — George Davis, cent.er‘[ — field. NEW YORK, May 3.—In 56 Cincinnati Reds—Joe Morrissey.1yc:trs of the Kentucky Derby, the shortstop. I‘ravcribes have managed to break Boston Braves — Fritz Knothe, even, winning 28 of the renewals. third base. | Eight times the winner has ruled |at odds-on-choice. The first of (these was Hindco, vietor in 1881 odds of 1 to 3. Six straight | favorites won from: 1891 to 1896. Clyde Van Dusen, winner in {1929 and second choice to Blue | Larkspur, interrupted ancther long winning streak, which started in {1926 when Bubbling Over won for 'E. R. Bradley. Since then Whis- kery, Ray Count, Gallant Fox and { Twenty ‘Grand, all favorites, have | won. FAULTS OF PIRATES IN PLAN FOR CURE | PITTSBURGH, May 3. — It's simply the old stunt with reverse English.. but Manager George Gib- son is going to try to talk the Pittsburgh Pirates out of the sec- jond division. He intends to remind the Bues| each day how bad they were the day before. In other words, there will be daily “skull drills" in the club house and Gibby will point out just what was wrong with the picture the day before, win,| lose or draw. Jack Toomer, 22, won the Flor- The dafly conferences can't b"‘ma state amateur gold champion-|! styled as “pep meetings.” They'Teiship for the second time this year. to be serious gatherings in which| the fiaws of the lasi game mll[ be gone over with all efforts ward correction. ‘When Gnrby wore the mask nm{ glove, he “was recognized 45 cie| Ty Cobb still holds the record, of the smartest men in the catch-'for stolen bases, He pilfered 892 ing business. He always played gacks, heads-up. There are few instanc-| —— - —— p— SPORT BRIEFS i Albert Penland of Greek, S. C., scored 19 points in a dual track meet. " Ashville, N. C., claims the fin- %0~ est municipal #olf course south of | washington, D. C. Charlie Jamiesen is the only player remaining with the Cleve- And now that he'’s back as 4 jand Indians who was with the pilot, he's going to insist thal taam when it won the American his men play the same brand Of [cazue pennant in 1920. |game. e —_—————— Leland C. Wilson, of Colville, J. Alvin Gardner, president of wash, drives a Catalo, a cross be- ihe Texas League, has issued & tween a Buffalo and Holstein, tatement urging all players O pjtched to a eart, in trips about make friends with the fans, the State, was guilty of a real “boner.” CLEVELAND, O., May 3—Wes I —By Pap SWETONIC AND NEW SYSTEM !is only for purposes of exercise.| used to milk cows to] squeezes the ball for long periods. | Washington | L,]m ed an pened {H: - MALONE STAGE MOUND BATTLE . Plttsburvh Wins from Chi- cago 1n Sixth Inning —Score 2 to 0 ! | PFITTSEURGH, Prnn May 3.—| terday diwee P burgh and Chicago. The Pirates| won th2 game by a score of two| 2> nothing. The rates scored both runs in the sixth inning on a walk two singles and B. Taylor's error GAMES MONDAY National League Boston 2; Philadelphia 205 NDING OF CLUBS acific Coust League Won Lost Pet. | San Francisco 20 8 74| Portland 16 12 ST71 v00d 16 12 57| Los Angeles .14 13 519! Sacramento 14 14 500! Oakland 12 15 444 Seattla ~23 18 sl Stemtons . e Ve 250 | National League l Won Lost Ret. | Boston 10 4 ma | | Chicago n s 683 Philadelphia 1l 563! _ Cincinnati 9 9 500 St. Louis 7 10 Pittsburgh b e ) 41 | |New York 5.8 .357| Brooklyn . 6 8 357! | American League | Won Lost Pet.! 137 -4 165! New York 10 5 667 | 1mn 6 647 23,7 632 | St. Louis 8 10 444 Philadelphia 5 10 Chicago 5 13 Boston 3 12 LEONARD PUTS OPPONENT OUT . NEW YORK, May 3. — Benny ! Leonard, former lightweight cham- pion, stopped Willie Carfaola, of New York, in the fourth round of a ten-round bout here last night. Leonard weighed 152% pounds and Carfaola weighed 147 pounds. R e L FULL HOUSE AT QUARTER; EMPTY BENCHES AT $2.50 DALLAS, Tex., May 3—.A wrest- ling match here between Hugh Nichols and Heary Stoeff, with a 25-cent admission charge, jammed 6,000 persons ini the arena so tightly that the gates had to be hour after they were | A week later the same princi- | ples m in a card with a '250 top P and played to hrge numbers of empty seafs. P NO-HIT HURLER VERSATILE HOUSTON, Tex., May 3. “Smoky” Klaerner, Rice Institute ching star, who hurled a no- hit, no-run: game against Baylor University, is an all-around athlete. weighs 200 pounds and also rs in football. 9 was By GEORGE M :,MANU IF YOU HAD RHEUMATISM | IN THEM FEET-YOU HAD | A LOT OF RHEUMATISM- | | | Daily Cross-word Puzzle o, PO STSS PSP S S S S S HSSLLLLLL L < THOUSAND MEN FIGHTING FIRE 250,000 Cords of Pulp! Wood Burning in Sec- tion in Quebec PORT ALFRED, Quebec, May 3. 333 —One thousand men are fighting 278 a fire which is sending hopes f 200 employment, after a long idleness, jup in smoke. The blaze is roaring through 000 cords of pulp wood. The fire started last Eaturday. The pulp mill was about ready pled nio pulp. ready for conversio SAM the TAILOR Very Reasonable Price on W. L. DOUGLAS SHOES Also have Shupaks, Rubbers, Working Shirts, etc. B Il I//III/// [ "Ihands of a specialist and we sin- tongues of the fire are v..~.-xC°StS no more and often less to ible for 25 miles. . perati ¥ | e ol e S0 e o p [chronometer that Mr. Sharick priz- |set your watch by it. “m:nk(-r will touch your regulator if |you desire and be very pleasant |about it. ACROSS Solution of Vesterday's Puzzle 11 Pronoun | L Beatter 12 Wanerers | 6. Bound R ATTRMSHARELN gg R | T divinity DIEIFIO[EZZ1 [OIW 51 2L Third king ot | » FlIIN[E[SISIE TP o Jadab | e T z geint or HIAMBZRIOEZA |\ IREED] " 125 Qliines N Ssmar (ATIO[PEPSIAIL MISIZZ] ‘ W Ronanroad (DIETL[U]GIE GARIAIP]I IDIS 3 wons | 2. Wood 0 G on: musl- ERIAISIEREZSOVIL| & ‘S’Pi’zf” el 2 Fiuee PlUS[SIYHEL EIEBANE[E| 33 fun! o 5. 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If you are checking rather badly let us have a look at your timepiece. Our watch repair service is in the cerely believe he can give you by far the best job in Juneau. It|. Your Alaska / Laundry TELEPHONE 15 EANI ——— FOR INSURANCE See H. R. SHEPARD & SON Telephone 409 B. M. Behrends Bank Bldg. have the best so bring your watch to THE NUGGET SHOP By the way, the famous old ship’s ed so many years for its remark- able time-keeping qualities, is now in the window of the Nugget Shop you walk a bit out of your way to The watch- —adv. IN THE FUEL OIL LINE We haul Diesel oil only. reasonable delivery rates Phope 8l. THE NORTH TRANSFER— “service with a smile.” —adyv. McCAUL MOTOR CO. For THE HOTEL OF ALASKAN HOTELS THE GASTINEAU Our Services to You Begin and End at the Gang Plank of Every Passenger-Carrying Boat e, PHONES 83 OR 85 “The Store That Pleases’ THE SANITARY GROCERY QUICK STEP— The best floor paint for wood work and for boats inside and outside. T ? 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