The Daily Alaska empire Newspaper, August 16, 1929, Page 4

- | Fraternal Societies oF . . on such a voyage would make Alaska fans out of Daily Alaska Empire |v v i e tessiory woia oier- |wise be more or less indifferent. It is reasonable to [ e — ———a ALONG LIFP'S ||| DETOUR —— | i 5 | I JOEN W. TROY - - - EDITOR AND MANAGER |suppose that the University passengers on the i e tineau | <A 5 e — |Queen will not stop their study of Alaska when| | By BAM HILL il RS'KASE}E}?;TSF;:BURGER | !L Gas Channel L i e NG COME A NIt Bunday o0 Mihe|they get back home. Many of them may come|@— Ll e ci . i streets, Juneau ka. _|again. In the end it ought to add to the sum of Green-Syed mionster PHONE 55 3 B. P. 0. ELKS The fool go-getters get my goat. Yea! they give me a pain; The way they put it over me Drives me almost insane! Entered In the Post Office In Juneau as Second Clas aatter, uthentic information about the Territory as well to contribute to the knowledge, entertainment and good health of the students and teachers. Meeting every first Hofxrs 9a m to9p m and third Wedsies: » ?! 4 as days, June, July, August, at 8 o'clock Ilks’ Hall. WINN GODDARD, Exalted Raler. M. H. SIDES, Secretary. Visiting Brothers Welcome. SUBSCRIPTION RATES. Dellvered by carrrer In Juneau, Douglas, Treadwell and Thane for $1.25 per mont| 7 AR S I e onall, postage pald, at the following rates: nce| Every day in every way the Naval Alaska Aerial #600; one month, n advance, ‘4125”0 T Survey i adding to the proof that it s doing a P e 1l confe o they will promptly | s ot LT ot Offioe "of ‘any fatiure of irreguissity | worth-while work in a worth-while way. Already inthe dellvery of thelr papers |it has contributed immensely to Alaska development Call A 2 53150 || Dr. Charles P. Jenne DENTIST Rooms 8 and 9 Valentine Building Telephone 176 Among Other Things— We often wonder what our gran- dads, who taught going ten miles an hour was pushing the lightning »d in this paper and also the n. { It or not otherwise credi i local news published her Regular meetings ! second Friday each month at 7:30 p. m. Scot- tish Rite Temple WALTER B. HEISEL, Secretary. DENTIST Hours 9 a. m. to 6 p. m. SEWARD BUILDING i Office Phone 569, Res. Phone 276 Motorists Will Understand _ “John, why are you stopping here?” exclaimed the Missus. “This, is ten squares from where I want to go!” “I know it,” he grinned; “but this]*: is the first open parking space I've seen this side of the country, and I could not resist the thril! < of pulling into it, even if I didh't intend to stay more than a min- ute.” Hammond. ; f | “Telep) rial and Business Offices, 374. 2 | A8 R o - 1 e henl — — and the benefit from its work will be coming{some, would think of this age whenjs; s l lc« olrdF te Bod ‘ R s ie aucislvely antited to the|out for years and years to come going “thirty” is considered Jus§je———— e | ies of Freemason- i Associatec ess 1s exclusively entitled to the ars years 5 8 i - ; e for Yepeblication of all news dispatahes cregited %o LS loafin' along! i ac a" | ry Scottish Rite ' | | " Dr. A. W. Stewart | Indiana, is doing her level best to rival Chicago in crime. Her Mayor and Chief of | Police were arrested while boosting the town's ad- | ventures in wickedness. SINGLE O or 11 ALASKA CIRCULATION GUARANTEED TO BE LARGER | THAN THAT OF ANY OTHER PUBLICATION. Whether it’s a nice and balmy day, or stormy Phone Dr. H. Vance Osteopath—201 Goldstein Bldg. Hours: 10 to 12; 1 to 5; 7 to 9 or by appointment Licensed Osteopathic Physician Phone: Office 1671. and terrifying makes no difference—we will be at your door in a jiffy any time you want a taxi, and give you efficient, polite service at the low- I IOYAL ORDER & OF MOOSE ; 1 i Pennsylvania’s Lost Senator. Juneau Lodge No. 700. Meets every Monday night, at 8 o'clock. JAMES CARLSON, Dictator. W. T. VALE, Secy, P. O. Box 826 (Cincinnati Enquirer.) What is the Senate going to do about Mr. Vare, and when? Is the delay in taking up his case In st one more piece of regrettable dilatoriness, or as the Senate, puffed by the power of dlCtBLing‘ Q &y |whom the people of a State shall or shall not| Add Things l’:fi'::' xou Don’t |, Residence, MacKinnon Apts. | P k d ‘| est standard rates. MOUNT JUNEAU LODGE NO. 147 ! i;;‘g‘,‘;};wfv‘:‘j,‘;‘“,‘or‘Yw“srf,‘fiy,‘“" SR O DR b, Sl i epn e —— e —— acrkar - EPEN Sevnnd gud Foukth Mog- I sy o " £ i o [ 5 lay of each month i More than two years have passed since a Sen- | frail” it is slang—if & comfed s [Ty TG Ty TR0 Beattisn Bite - Tesips. H a v1vi it is sarcasm. 7 - = i3 4 4 : \ . ‘?lnr from Pl(-,nns.yhanm should have succeeded to thf f CHIROPRACTOR, Hellenthal | De Luxe C RISON’S TAXI % beginning at 7:20 p. m. i — ;snat occupied by former Senator Pepper. The Sen: ol Tike ik Dtk Building » A WALTER P. SCOTT, H 2 (Y 7 i e’ e ’Em 4 A . ' v THE NEW WATER POWER DISCOVERY.{fe liss to siiidie dony anivess, wiiy thet) | o o8 0 o o | Office Service Only 1 i and Master; CHARLES 5. NAGHEL, | ] s | e s bl , | s: . m. | ecretary. i 1 The presence near Taku Inlet of a natural |Dearted statesmen could not bear to hound him more, Been born with lot's sense— | | ;"O;‘; mw;lp mm l?mldz ;’m:)m,mz Servlce X ; B [SREeLEY S DR LR Tl is- | Not even such fragile bars now intervene. It cer-| ~ That's why in the first line - | P m: to & p. m. i Ambulance Service ORDER OF EASTERN STAR | wal power source that was unknown until dis- |, . - F We did use the past tense! 0 9 p. m. Phone 529 | S i 23 e 1""”“5 is up to the Senate, which brought the CHIROPRACTIC | Second and Fourth | closed the other ‘day by the Naval Alaska Aeriallicc’ 4 force it. Vigor enough was hown in re. ol e | 2685 ‘of Saehs kLl Survey is a happy surprisc would seem that ihe | fusing Vare a seat, like vigor should be displayed Apparent Proof T I Sl ror OBty at 8 o'clock, Scottish | lake which ms a storage reservoir and |in clearing up the situation and giving Pennsylvania| “Is your husband a gentleman? iy 5 4 Rite Temple. MAY- s | the water supply, that it is estimated is capable of |a Senator. asked the Inquisite One. N TN N A RO T, C 4B9 BELLE GEORGE, Wor- f | producing from 20000 to 30000 horse power the| There seems little likelihood that the Vare case| “He evidently is, for he seems to . {thy Matron; FaNNY | | year round, would have been discovered before. But |Will be thrashed out in the present extra session,(Prefer blondes” sighed the Bru- ¢ ‘Robert Simpson L. ROBINSON, Secretary. | 1 o St | hidden away in the foot- |Which means that for three years—half of a full |nette Wife. ’ | e A e et G | Senatorial term—the State of Pennsylvania will { ¢ Opt. D. F,l,one | ‘KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS | hills until picked up by the Naval cameras. have been without its rightful representation. In We're from Missourl Graduate Los Angeles Col- | Seghers Council No. 1760 i Che pulp and paper interests represented by the |4 pody which is so loyal, so vociferously loyal to “WHERE OLD CARS GO” lege of Optometry and i Meetings second and iast 1 Cameron-Chandler syndicate have already taken pre- (the leiter of the Constitution, this seems a strange, —Heacline. | Opthalmology | 199 or A Monday at 7:30 p. m. 4] L liminary steps to acquire the new discovery, and strange thing. | An o)q car}is an old car, Rn_d | Glasses Fitted, Lenses Ground | Transient brothers urg-~ i | experts estimate that it will save hundreds of thou- | we don;’ bChTVe JVCX‘L mr‘c;‘ri:", 10 ad to attend. Council Al | sands of dollars in the development of the first unit Impatience. fz;‘;“ah‘i“mg& ‘;‘x"mc e 2 Chambers, Fifth Street, 3 | of the gr mills they propose to erect on Ga St : 51 5 | DR. E. E. SOUTHWELL | EDW. M. McINTYRE, G. K. H. % | tineau Channel. That also is good news. It will (Bangor Commercial.) 9 8o Optometrist-Optician #. J. TURNER, Secretary. il e vl cigeegs b .| Impatience is a malady that afflicts a lar o ’ Eg - Bxained-Gilastes. MVt | a permit the company to bulld transwission lines | eReEnGE 8 & malady that afflicte 6 1arge Dro-| gy, quis Up in One of Your || “FRoom 16, Valentine Bidg, . | To or from.any place || Soveras aErm w1 ¥ o, £ | quicker and contribute to a greater , concentration | o ™y or S o e tion iy Brain Cells 1 10:00 to 6:00. Evenings by | in the city for Meets Monday i B of activities. get up and stand ir B 5 An open mind makes moreid Appointment. Phone 484 | nights 8 o'clock at ¥ | g ) nd in the aisle as if that would cause 5 %3 th. = 1 ] This discovery if it proves to be as important|the train to arrive a bit sooner. Some feel that it |{FiNds than an open mouth. 3 50 CENTS ; Eagles' Hall, Doug- ] | — i as anticipated will more than repay for all the|is necessary to be the first to alight, though they as. ARNE SHUDSHIFT, W. P. | | ; R ey et ; g J : Bathing Beauty Hide Nothing I a : GUY SMITH, Sec i g expenditures in connection with the aerial survey |may not be pressed for time at all. If a train is a A HEughly il Five can .ide as H, retary. Visiting ALASKA SEAL COAT, Size 38 Best lining. few minutes late in arriving impatience is expressed T in remarks about the poor management of the road. If these impatient people wait five minutes for a street car, they declare it a half hour, and conclude that the road gone bankrupt and has quit run- If an elevator is not available the in- that is being made in this section of the country, Giten. 1o ithe- saniine Because at it He's sure he’ll see more. cheaply as ore SAFETY FROM FIRES HELPS A LOT. Day and Night Service Phone 485 £ " WOMEN OF MOOSEHEART 4 Cars at Your | Service LEGION, NO. 439 | Meets first and third Thursdays Special One of the things that makes Alaska pulp and ning cars. Too Much For It 3 3 RN, , Siavdd : A i for short time only each month, . m. i paper potentialitics attractive is the CICUmStance |stant they want it, they push the button and fi| PUnks—Science can explain most| t time only R ible Dri f et 8 b. m. af Moose | | e 3 e sy 2 3 h esponsible vers Day Nigh C lls Hall. KATE JARMAN, Senior that we have little danger {rom forest fires. Every|and fume. It is not unsual for a pedestrian fto |CVerything: ' $500.00 ay or Night Calls— 1| pepent; AGNES GRIGG, Re- | i yéar forest fires desivoy a 1t Of fimber In ihetake a chance vn s crosing and then turn,and| JIOKEc¥es mos sverbiiic, of g s gl || Stand at Arcade Cafe Same Price Sorder. ! ; g ates in addition to entailing a large expense n.‘wutrh the train go by. It is not the value of time |CCPt WHY @ Weteas T ey A 2 S | | ting and prevention. The copious rains in |Which makes such people hurry so. Instead of being (Dt the target in o thousand shots — > car f the situatior r us. as busy as they think they arc they are x~-cr~1‘: during revolver practice can always || & ) — 5 A 1w Gare. of this. situRton Yo M8 J impatient X : are Merely | check out a husband with the first| YURMAN S il 199 a 0. | Brunswick Bowling is an attraction that is regarded highly i it ; i s 8 by those who have investigated Alaska timber Gommander By T | | H l’ T - H ’ eys § yrd, suffering g I A possbilies and put money into_development Dro- | Antaretic. winter.” s "rrcT L0k, B0 TIBOrS of an| geiaia A Mam of Letters— azel’s Laxt | Stand at Gastineau “FOR MEN AND WOMEN | | jects. The fact that their timber lands and log- |quirer.) % M- we see by the Forty Years Ago Hotel | Stand—Miller’s Taxi | ging equipment are not in jeopardy from fires and e SR N A e i in the Kansas City Times, that PHONE L Phone 218 j the fact that it is not necessary to keep a force| Mr. Hoover no doubt is thinking that one special |2MOD8 those at a Missouri resort g . ) of men In the field for protection against the Session each term is just onc too many—(Cincin-| %25 H- N- ES. | 5 " RPER Bath 3 T ribuibe pace 0 ati Enquirer.) ussian Steam ; flames not only contributes to peace of mind but A i Tl vee Mabr S Cafe aths g it is of vast economic importance. 3 B PR L Open Wednesdays and Satur- : Lhflr;:n[r;n?q;im omlclals apparently take the ground| .. ’l“";"’ Nt Gormi | days from noon i mflmgbt.! { i i e ey e ¢ rohibition will begin to prohibit wher o b 9 ) ! : | “Busing v | i THE “FLO! » COLLEGE, is a dry Detroit.—(Boston Transcript.) en there |, anxious to become a grass widow. Regular Dinners ’ MRS. JOH;‘ %R‘;‘{Xndl’m ¢ —_— Short Orders 3 : e : The success of the University of Oregon's “float-| = The wise rum runner disguises himself as a tire Freposd a“ention Stand: Alaska Grill ing college” aboard the Queen led Prof. Godirey (o (Dry agents never hit a tire—(Akron, Ohio, Boasoy. | [Nt each life some rain must f Lunches say that the trip to Alaska is likely to become an |Journal) ;) fall,” is of prime importance if you wish to Open 6 a.m. to 2 a.m, MORRIS i annual feature in the summer college work of that —_ That's why the sensible fella, (et your printed message read. That is POPULAR PRICES | ‘why we are so careful in the selection of type, paper and ink when we do printing. Prompt Service, Day and Night CovicH Auro SERVICE When he borrowed one, forgete His promise to return an brella. institution. If it it is logical to @ to be successful | that other colleges will fol- ! should continue ume . CONSTRUCTION COMPANY | SAND and i | | | The boy who fired 50 shots Into his own home may grow up and become an active enforcement b HARRY MABRY low Oregon’s lcad, and we may soon have several |Officer—(Indianapolis Star.) " A wel ‘printed piece will get results STAND AT THE OLMPIQ Proprietor college ships here each summer. D Er TR S Monest 'hu:;ovkmmdmlau‘hw Phone 342 Day or Night hE » a desirable summati r § / AS rare as a blank; |, " ‘e can increase theattention 7 P That would be a desirable consummation from cartridge in’Chicago-—(Ohie State Journat) 'Will it hurt?” asked the trem- b Juneau, Alaska an Alaska standpoint, at least, and we believe it wvalue of your printed matter. GRAVEL bling man in the chair. clear across the Atlantic?’ $ would be one of large benefit to the students| Add similes of 1920: As wet as Wisconsin_ | “NOt me.” replied the frank den- B TrE JuneEAu LAunDRY Carpente:‘alig AL making the trip. A more or less intensive study|rIndianapolis News.) tist. Helene W. L. Albrecht Franklin Street, between Work T I SRR R SRR S S corps engineorine section 1t exrerr. | Middle of Ocean No Place to Land PHYSIOTHERAPY Front and Becond Streets No job too large nor too ARMY MEN INVENT AERIAL ROBOT Tenting Wit t aayion in experl-| * Blinks: “Would you want to fly Massage, Electricity, Infra Red 1 PHONE 359 small for us R — | Ray, Medical Gymnastics, | l 410 Goldstein Building | i Jink: “You bet I would if that MORRIS iaa 4 ted for.” Phone Office, 216 | Commercial job printing at The AT THE HOTELS |was where I had started for. S at The Empire. CONSTRUCTION CcO. . It's a Nuisance Sometimes = Building Contractors Gastineau Etiquette is what makes you have to sit through the rest of the meal PHONE 62 in agony because it is a social error to sneak a toothpick out of your pocket to pry loose the stringy meat that's got wedged in between your grinders, George Fritz; John Jonas, Yonk- ers, N. Y.;: Mildred Arnold; J. V. Burge, Cordova; Mrs. V. J. Harris, Seattle; V. A. Burdette, Unalga; William Lundley, Olympia, Wasl] Budi Curich, Douglas; Lester Cash- an, Douglas; H. B. Crewson, Seat- tle; Clara D. Libers, St. Paul, Minn. Alaskan Gudman Larsen, Funter Bay; Os- car Weston, Funter Bay; George Kalendik, Latouche; Alfred Have- lin, Cordova; John Sherman, La- ‘touchc: Helen K. Brenner, Yaku- jtat; C. A. MacDougall, Anchorage; Mirroring the Growth JUNEAU TRANSFER COMPANY His Guess They were waiting for the host's wife to complete her toilet. “What do you consider the most remarkable thing of the age?” ask- ed the guest, trying to make con- versation. “How long a woman can take to of Juneau The steady growth of Juneau the PEE;ILESS QALITY past ten years is strikingly pictured {John L. Cope, Anchorage; Lin Sim- |$% into so Uttle” growled the m e gro:!h. '_)f ot;r Savn}g‘si g 3 4 onson, Juneau; Marvin Olson, : s artment urin at er10 as Taku; Frank Thomas, Juneau: STl The Arcade Cafe P & P ’ Moves, Packs and Stores | John Lawrence, Juneau. Wiaara saR. Wiidom | “Pride goeth before a fall—" Zynda And ! Special Dinners on .Sundays shown by the following comparison and Week Da Freight and Baggage 8¢da Fountain in to of savings deposits: Prompt Delivery of sTrlv.d'\vr:{(V,TCh:‘,'“p::;:“nxiséafilfi: Painful bumps cometh after, | Come fn in: ““e.o-n .:: l.:; . . AEL K';NDS OF %O‘{L E. Porter, Middleport, N. Y.; Ger- | radlo. Mary Young, Prop. | . ; More or Less True Pho August 6, 1920 .._.$ 844,780.61 trude B. Golds | ne 28 'y N N N;: s: oldsmith, Manchester, A supreme optimist is a YOUNg | G _-h__L PHONE 48 fellow who will marry a girl who follows the stockingless fad, and dreams, of her spending her even- ings at home darning his socks. What some husbands don't seem to realize is’that if they would quit acting like hell they wouldn't always be getting the devil. If Cupid isn't the world's great- August 6, 1924 .. 1,035,568.58 August 6, 1929 _... 1,338,966.33 Pt . Juneau Public Library Free Reading Room City Hall, Second Floor Main Street and Fourth Reading Room Open fFrom Licut. A. Willett (left) and Col. G. Brandt examining the aerial robot they have invented. It is designed to make airplanes fool proof. ELEVATOR SERVICE S. ZYNDA, Prop. Ifit is BAN FRANCISCO, Aug. 16.—AR pcsible for a pilot to execute ma- | aerial robot, designed to make air- | planes fool proof, has been invent- ed by Lieut. A. Willett, air corps officer, assisted by Col. G. Brandt, commanding officer of Crissy ficld | 71 s f-mfie device, its inventor mys.‘ “will prevent steep nose dives, tall ' and other violent mnneu-l ) wvers. It may be placed in a plane ;wjfi‘m a way as to make it im- i neuvers which might endanger the lives of pasgengers. It also will aid a pilot in keeping his plane on an even keel in rough weather, | Willet claims. | Willett will offer no explanation of the mechanical features of the! robot, as he has not yet obtained patents. Colonel Brandt has ob-| Printing wecandoit anddo it right | tained the cooperation of the air est joker it is hard to explain why a man who is a born kidder S0 often gets yoked up with a wife who hasn't any more sense of humor than a wad of chewing, gum, A We may be a horse and buggy, but we'd find just as much pleas- ure drinking coffee flavored with kerosene as we would kissing lips that were all smeared up with r paint. - 8 a m to 10 p. m. Circulation Room Open from i to 5:30 p. m.—7:00 to 8:30 p. m. Ourrent Magazines, Newspapers, ' Reference Books, Etc. . FREE TO ADL e et e st o nand. Commercial job printing at The re. The B. M. Behrends Bank Oldest Bank in ‘Alaska e ——— BURFORD'S GORNER ] Y “TRY A MALTY” PIG'N WHISTLE CANDY Non Better—Box or Bulk e — Commercial job printing at Che