The Daily Alaska empire Newspaper, May 16, 1929, Page 4

L MeRRAR dacribel s s e o R e e et S s i e — PRI S 4 Daily Alaska Em pire JOEN W. TROY - - - EDITOR AND MANAGER | profound reasoner. Perhaps he never showed better ithan on the occasion when Senator (Pitchfork Ben) struck his colleague, Senator Mc- Laurin, with a clenched fist because the latter had {called him a liar. Senator Chandler of New Hamp- |shire, the Republican whip, introduced a resolution finding Senaor Tillman guilty of contempt and sus- pending him as a Senator until he purged himself. That started the fire works. A party debate de- veloped, and as was the custom, each side began getting bigger and bigger men into the fray. The evemng except Sunday by the COMPANY at Second and Main in Juneau as Second Clas® d in the Post O SUBSCRIPTION RATES. Dellvered by carrrer In Juneau, Douglas, Treadwell and Thane for $1.25 per month, Ben Tillman | THE DAILY ALASKA EMPIRE, THURSDAY, MAY 16, e g ALONG LIFE'S DETOUR ! By SAM HILL . What Every Married Man and Dry Officer Knows — | “Speaking of a holdout—" “Which I wasn't, but shoot!” “A ball player often does until after the spring training trip is | over, but I'm afraid, if it turns cold, |my coal won't until summer gets | here.” Says Nutty snott The way a girl wants to is so men will. look R A gy a5, the following rates: e |debate was going first one way and then the other| $6.00; one month, in advance, $1.25, until Senator Bailey took up the cudgels for Sen-| P Oiire “of “any fatlure of irrepuiarity |ator Tillman. The Republican debaters began falling| I e e ery O o Pod Business Offices, 374, |lke ten pins before a master bowler. Senator “MEMBER OF ASSOGIATED PRESS. Chandler rushed out to get Senator Spooner to The Ass a0 Press is exclusively entitled to the |answer Bailey. The great Wisconsin solon came uRe Lor KO O his papor and aiso the |Into the chamber and listened to Bailey for a half focal news pt Jhour and_ left. Chandler and Beveridge followed ALASKA CIRCULATION GUARANTEED TO BE -LARGER Nim and asked, “aren't you going to answer Balley?” THAN ANY © PUBLICAT There can be no answer to Bailey,” replied Spoon- S S er. “He is right.” ‘The debate ended with Senator 'Bailey's speech and Senator Tillman was not sus-| | pended Senator Cutting’s proposal to give Congress full | 1superwsmu over the nomination and election of all| ,‘Fm!oml offices in both primaries and conventions lis not likely to be adopted. It would be fraught ivn(h grave danger to the integrity of the Sm&cs‘ ) SR T SR e e | | The Association Against the Prohibition Amend- | !ment has figured that the attempt to enforce Pro-| | nibition in the United States cost $886,000,000 in} 1928. That is twice as much as it cost to run the; — — —'mnm Federal Government forty years ago. A GREAT MAN IS DEAD. ! N e, | New Uses for Talkies. The death of former Senator Joseph Weldon | R, Bailey of Texas last month removed from carth| (New York Times) one who ranked high among the great men of|{ A London cinema company has discovered all He was a superb 'novel adaptation of Lulkicsvh Du}i‘ing a n:)eetmg hl?f' ik Ailiant lawvet . & a " T +on. | Officials of the company, the chairman began his| umu,{ (\,nd a brilliant lawyer and “lvl‘).lm‘nu.l(] F‘(?n | Sddsess in“AKe usual fashion: but soon’ the lghts| e onalist Politically, hOWeVer., g 4 imed off, his portrait was shown as a close- he was a victim of the wave of muckraking and up, three times as large as life, and the rest of the discontent that swept over the country under ihe gheech came through on the talking film. chaperonage of Roosevelt, Lawson, Welliver and| Here is a precedent for the meeting of directors others. He opposed the demand that the Standard |and others. A manager with an unfavorable report Oil be forced out of Texas, and he was retired tgito submit, or- a revolutionary scheme to propose, private life. He remained an old fashioned Demo-;Would be only too pleased to send his own talking crat when his party went hog-wild on rmzuxatory(‘pm“]“l'eb‘fl«:flu; proxg;;2 ;?;frr‘;szfie‘-‘ds sfl;u:f:f;fl?i and abolition issues. He believed in less mlerIcrencc;Lwa(;z(“g[‘h" “i; h ‘;Zormver' g:’e SATG SR whines | in private affairs at a time when the popular dt'\‘phys&que lends little weight to his opinions would | mand was to have the States run everything. He|find his prestige enhanced by the enlargement of | thought those in charge of farms and factories and‘hjs pictures. banks knew more about the management of theirf A similar use of the talkies may find its way intoj business than soap box orators and petty politicians. |the home. When a young mother takes an after-| noon off for shopping while the children are at| time. {school, instead of leaving a note, she would simply | Z . iprepare film intructions. A life-size picture of | While Senator Bailey loved public life, he did|yrother warning the youngsters to drink their milk, not like it well enough to dissemble. If he could change to playelothes, do their home work, and mind not stay in office and be true to Joe Bailey and|the motors when they go across the street, would be | his convictions he wanted none of it. From a|waiting for them when they got home from school. financial point of view his retirement was the bestl As for public banquets, the possibilities are borind- politics a quarter of a century ago. and Jefersonian. He thought too much and talked too little for his| thing that ever happened to him. He quickly ac-|less. quired a very large law practice and great wealth.; R Finally he got tired of the grind of making money Less Whiskey and Beer and More Wine. and returned from New York to his Texas home (Manchester Guardian.) where he continued to practice law, but not sof strenuously, and to manage his own farms and other The United Kingdom Alliance produces ever:’ ycarl properties. He cowldn't be wholly idle. He died|an intersting estimate of the consumption of al- coholic Jiquors in Great Britain. ,That!for 1928 has in the’ court re . The echoes of his ice used 3 et Mk ot e just béen published. It shows a total expenditure 'in the hospital? in an argument for the transference of a Red River on intoxicants of £288,200,000, giving an amount of toll bridge case from the State to the Federal|gs oo o4, per head of the population, as compared courts had scarcely ceased when he sat down, his|yith g£6 15s. 3d. in 1927.. Very nearly half the sum chin fell on his chest and the great man dead. s spent—namely, £124,150,000—went to the Exchequer. Something more than a quarter of a century ago‘ln the last fifteen years the amount of beer sold a New York writer who had conceived the idea of [has decrcased 20.2 per cent., while the taxation has | a book on America’s living statesman invaded the Senate press gallery and asked the first ten news- | increased 680 per cent. and the retail cost 91.4 per cent. The sale of spirits has fallen by 569 and the taxation has riseri 3915 per cent. On the other paper correspondents he met, “whose is the biggest brain in official life at the National capital?” With-| out a single exception the answer was, “Senator | Bailey's.” That was when the strenuous Colonel was President and in the heydey of his popularity. The erudite Elihu Root was Secretary of State. Eloquent John C. Spooner was at the heighth of his great abilities and fame. William Jennings Bryan was the peerless leader of his party. { The background of nearly all politics is a lovely Senator Bailey was a wonderful debater andlplum tree—(Atchison, Kan. Globe.) hand, notwithstanding a 100 per cent increase of taxation, the consumption of wines has risen over 25 per cent. g A picture was shown the other “days of the “typical Chinese girl.” Surprise is expressed that a living specimen was selected. — (vggwlnmm En- quirer,) 3 Would Our Town Vlake the Grade? § MAN down in Kansas applied nine tests to a town before he decided to locate in it. Any town that “measures up” in these particulars is headed toward a bright future. 4 Read t town would townsmen. 1—Can How about 2—Wil my f{nmily and I have a reasonable chance to keep well in this town? How about its water supply and its system of milk inspeetion? Its sanitary system? . 3—Will T like the town? Does it have shaded streets, is it a quiet, roomy, airy town? Is its moral tone good? 1—Shall 1 }\'nu\\' and like the people of the town? Are they “home” folks without false exclusiveness he nine questions and see what chances our have in landing this man as one of our fellow .I educate my family and myself in this town? its public schools, present and future? 5—Can we have a good time in that town? Are the modern comforts and convenience available for its resi- dents? _ 6—Can we live reasonably and well in the town? What are the housing and shopping -conditions? T—Is the town easily accessible to the outside world? ,“f*(‘,“" I make good use of money investment oppor- tunitie in that town? How are its banking facilities and does it have prosperous stores, favorable labor con- ditions? 9—Can I get a job in that town? We promise to do our part to make our town “come up to the scratch.” The Daily Alaska Em pire Second Table for Him Nobody in Washington, It scems, has thrown a fit A'trying to decide ‘Where Mr. Gann should sit. Fool Question Blinks—Do you always tell the truth? Jinks—Have you ever seen me go- ing around with a couple’a black eyes, on crutches, or my head ban- daged up, or ever had to visit me Filling Station Not So Important At that, old Dobbin wasn't Bad in his way— For he'd keep going e'en When out of hay. No Treat for the Eyes FIGURES SHOW THE NEED FOR BEDS (Headline in American Legion Councillor) And we rise to remark some of the figures they show have all the seem to worry about the display they are making. An average wife is one who can enjoy any kind of a meal and where if she doesn’t have to plan and get it or clean up after it. A once over of a group of the vresent day working girls makes you wonder if an old-fashioned bal- It's hard ’let dancer wouldn't feel over-dress- To ed in a modern office. Shut up J The reason some wives don't brag The Tabout their husbands is because a Speakeasies. woman considers a big disappoint- ment absolute zero in things to Sad Tale brag about. If a girl hasn't the face to neck she's lucky if she has the brains to make good in a career. Another possible explanation of why you don't see a married man carrying the umbrella that is pro- tecting his wife from the rain is because he knows he couidn’t do it to suit her, and he hates to get UTOS FOR HIRE — PROFESSIONAL | Fraternal >ocieriea B —————=¢ or DRS. KASER & FREEBURGER Gastineau Channe’ DENTISTS — 301-303 Goldstein Bldg. —_— o PHONE 56 uneau Li Hours 9 a. m. to 8 p. m, J i Lions ‘ub Meets every Wea nesday -* "2-3a o’clock. Dr. Charles P. Jenne Lester D, Henderson, Presidem . Here! o DENTIST H. L. Redlingshafer, Secy-Treas ere’s promptness — effi- ciency—service Roome % B‘:l?dl:'vu.‘“.. B. P. 0. ELKS —says Taxi Tad. Telepaone 176 Meeting every Wed- Public preference is shown to Carlson’s taxi service because you can RELY on the driver to take you to your destina- tion in safety. For your pro- tection—be sure when getting i Dr. A. W. Stewart DENTIST Hours 9 a. m. to 6 p. m. nesday evening at 8 o'clock, Elks’ Hall. WINN GODDARD, Exalted Ruler. M. H. SIDES, Sec- retary. Visiting Brothers Welcome, bawled out on the street. SRR T G SR taxi i on the NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS Sealed bids will be received at \ the office of H. R. Shepard, City Carlaun's Clerk, up to and including Friday evening, May 17, 1929, at 8 o'clock p. m., for wrecking and removing Warehouse No. 1 at City Dock in City of Juneau. For further par- ticulars inquire at office of City| g A Clerk. e i PESIS——— | ] (Signed) T. B. JUDSON, G s erot Dr. Geo. L. Barton —adv, Mayor. E S CHIROPRACTOR, Hellenthal Bidg. S O e The Packard faxi Offics Service Only FUR SALE PHONE Hours: 10 s. in. to 12 noon, 2 A paying business suitable for 444 p. m. to § p. m. and 7 p. m. man and wife or two women. Lo- cated in Juneau and a desirabic) location, Terms can be arranged by responsible parties. Address P. O. Box 93, Juneau, Alaska. adv. - - MOOSE DANCE Saturday night, May 18th, Moose Prompt Service, a cab that the name Carlson Ambulance Sexvice Phone’ Single O and 11 ! siand &v Arctie CovicH Auto SERVICE STAND AT THE OLYMPIC Phone 342, Day or SEWARD BUILDING Ofticse Phone 469, Res. Phone 276. door. i Dr. H. Vance Ostecpath—301 Goldsteln Blag Hours: 10 to 11; 1 to §; 7 to 8 or by appoinmosnt Livensed Osteopatnic Physic'an Phone: Office 1471. Residence, Gastineau Hotel 1 ! [ Taxi and to 9 p. m. Phone 529 CHIROPRACTIC Is nct the practice of Medicine, Surgery nor Ostecpathy. Day and Night e Robert Simpson Hall. Music by the Novelty Four. Night Opt. D. Names of Musicians will be an-| Juneau, Alaska Graduate Los Angeles Col- nounced later. adv. | & cmeeenns { .lerge of Optometry and = oo R - Opthalmology beauty and shapeliness of a bed slat. Epitaph Beneath this sod there rests One Archie J. McBright— A wet, who would, when dry, Drink anything in sight. Home, Sweet Home Guest: “Great Scott! Who's that couple above you making so much racket with their family scrap?” Flat Dweller: “Oh, that's the couple who were quietly married last week.” Sweet Innocence “John, if you are going to New York be sure and take your over- shoes, slicker and umbrella,” said Mrs.. Dumbbell. “What’s the hig idea?” he de- manded. “Why I just read it was the wet- test town in the United States,” she explained. A Couple’a Huh's! A Louisville concern reports a big increase in the sale of artificial legs. For the love'a Pete! Are the unfortunate girls discarding their own unshapely props and replacing them with spiffy artificial ones? Names Is Names L. Segar, Detroit physician, has married Helen Less, of Toleod. He gets Less, and will find, as all mar- ried men do, as the years go by he'll also get to be less and less. More or Less True Every family budget allows so much for clothes, but as the amount seldom ever even is enough to get friend wife everything she needs there, of course, is none left out of it for friend hub to blow in on scenery for himself. With a can opener and cold boil- ed ham it now is posible for a woman to get a meal almost as quickly as she can get dressed with only the three or four little things she wears to slip into. Many a man would gladly spend as much on the girl after they are married as he did before if they could get their rent, groceries, coal and clothes for nothing. Women used to be very careful about what was showing, but the shorter the skirts get the less they UNITED STATES Department of the Interior GENERAL LAND OFFICE U. S. Land Office, Anchorage, Alaska. April 1, 1929. Notice is hereby given that George Danner, entryman, togeth- er with his witnesses John Bur- wash, and XKlaus Grondsman, all of Juneau, Alaska, has submitted final proof on his original entry serial 04848, and additional entry, serial 06886, for lands situate on the north shore of Gastineau Channel, containing 71.26 acres, HE.S. No. 174, New Series No. 1568, from which cor. No. 1 and M.C. U.SLM. No. 381 bears S. 12’ 30" W. 6086 chains; HES. No. 204, New Series 1852, from which cor. No. 6 USLM. No. 381 bears 8. 60 50’ 04” E. 60.17 chains; longitude 134° 34~ W. latitude 580° 21 13" N. and it is now in the files of the U. S. Land Office, Anchorage, Alaska, and if no protest is filed in the local land office at An- chorage, Alaska, within the period of publication or thirty days there- after, said final proof will be ac- cepted and final certificate issued. J. 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