The Daily Alaska empire Newspaper, April 27, 1929, Page 4

THE DAILY ALASKA EMPIRE SATURDAY APRIL 27, 1 929. Daily Aiasl;d‘i?mpire childish memorial introduced by the majority in the Senate is so silly that it would insult intelligent ALONG LIFE’S tired from praying golf all after- noon never gives the wife who is I PROFESSIONAL T Fraternal docieties SipdNesdth ks readers to prolong comment. Suffice to say that ET UR dog tired from washing windows, JOHN W. TROY - - - EDITOR AND MANAGER, the thing is a protest against the refusal of & DETO | Jany sympathy i because he con- AUTOS FOR HIRE » or e majority of the elected representatives of the people | | By SAM HILL siders washing windows a silly v ot Published _every eveng except Sunday by the|in the Legislature to pass the Steel Controller Bill, [#— | Waste of time. DRS. KASER & FREEBURGER Gastineau Channe! EMPIF PRINTING COMPANY at Second and Main ] s —— Only a woman who tries to make DENTISTS , Alaska. that was based on the Wickersham fulmination 1 Maybe We Don't Wanna Be Happy |sixty look like sweet sixteen knows 301-808 Goldstein Bldg. Office in Juneau as Second Clas: Entered in the matter. which was a bone of contention in the last previous Legislature, and that the people are so completely e SUBSCRIPTION RATES. Dellvered by carrter In Juneau, Douglas, Treadwell and Thane for $1.25 per month, ge paid, at the following rates: wce, $12.00; , in advance, $1.25 six months, In advance Il confer a favor if they will promptly in control of their own affairs that they defeated at the last election most of those who supported the Bill two years ago and were candidates for re- election. We'd all. be happier if we lived by The golden rule—none deny it— And it is hard to figure out why We are so loathe to ever try it. Passing Observation It's not having great ancestors now discouraging the boobs who try to invent perpetual motion get. If it has any feelings, the sole jof a silk stocking must get mighty |pee\od at times to think it is the only part of the whole stocking that can't be out where it can be PHONE 66 Hours 9 a. m. to 9 p. m. 6LIC Juneau Ligns Club Meets every Wes nesday ~* 2°3@ o'clock. Lester D. Henderson, Presides, in th “’:m”f"r’;mn Nll‘|:m‘m.~u(:nrnn"y b s ’mxm""yt -T\I_E—“‘—m that enables you to bay the best|admired. Telephone for’ Edltorial and Business Oftices, 37s. JUNEAU SHO § car and spend your winters in| A colt and a tall girl in a short|| Here's promptness — effi- H. L. Redlingshater, Secy-Treas ALASKA CIRCULATION GUARANTEED TO BE LARGER| News of the death at Los Angeles of Mrs. Frank [Florida and your summers in|skirt are two things that always ciency—service e. o, .KS THAW THBT OF PANY S e el o {A. Boyle caused a profound shock to the people of | Maine. look all legs. —says Taxi Tad. Wiy aeating exer / The f~mF;Tf&flr?iA,S«s?E;fi:IEgyP':Ez?fipd to the this City. Juneau had no more popular woman than ‘_"‘k’v‘ Public preference is shown to T e for republicetion ot all, news, dispatches credited to|Mrs. Boyle and, none deserved popularity more. i Tol mg:“:f:emme R m‘rNEg:mfltzn:!na agei'dxm’fslnd;:;t less:ns ,{fify"'""‘; b::“:““ H Wescrachmide local news published herein. {Kind, generous, gracious and intelligent, she was |, USRS U © o0 teach:f. e ctint h e AVt e =i °y':mr “d“:l;:‘: Dr. A. W, Stewart w3, Side ) Senate Memorial No. 1 is boin uniruthful and \an ideal Christian woman whom the community :can illy afford to lose. The deep sympathy of the lentire section goes to Judge Boyle, the bereaved | husband. P | ——e e | It is again apparent that Gov. Smith ought to “De dame to't she was gonna sit down, but a bloke beat her to de seat,” rattled off the kid who knew his. street cars. Idle Curiosity || DENTIST Hours 9 a. m. to ¢ p. m. SEWARD BUILDING Oftice Phone tion in safety. For your pro- tection—be sure when getting a cab that the name Carlson taxi i= on the door. Vialting Brothers welcor Co-Ordinate Bodles of Freemasonry Scottish Rite Regular meetings second Friday each g P e picked Judge Wagner for Mayor in 1925 and| “Tale of Two Pants"—Teadline. C ’T d Dr. H. Vance e TGy T A 'y Walker for Senator in 1926. Wagner would have| Was it as interesting as the tail arlson’s Taxi an Ostospatn—301, Goldateln B o, P e ‘ v Denura: 10 to 1 1 o B 5. HEISEL, Secre- ‘l)m n a much stronger Mayor than Walker has been | land Walker would have made a more brilliant | Senator than Wagner. forced resignation of Warden Snook of Atlanta of the shirt? Ho, Hum! She usually says No! no! But just the other day, Men’s Tt3d or by appoinmant Livensed Ostecpathic adct Phove: &lo‘ XR, R Residence, Gastineau Hotel Ambulance Service Phone Single O and 11 tary. - Tl ORDLA F 008% Juneay Lo(.l No. 7 The Federal Stool-Pigeon System. When she was hoarse, I noticed Solk » Moets ~ every —Mond) _ | She changed it to “Nay! nay!” L e e ] i night, at ® Jeloc® e | (New York World.) CAPITAL LAUNDRY | Dr. Geo. L. Barton WALTER, HELLAN, Dictator FALSE AND SILLY. | A direct clash between Senator Borah and Mrs.(What Every Married Man Knows : E CHIROPRAGTOR, Hellentnal Bidg. | [ J. H. HART, Secretary. A T, ah . ! Second azd Franklin | Office Service Onl: 20 Seward Suilding | Willebrandt occurs on the same day that the Pa,” said the kid, “what are Shlrts PHONE 355 Hours: 10 8. m. to 12 Koo 2 oS Ll incidentals?” | 2 o ™ 2| IMOUNT JUNE/U LODGE NO. 141 silly. It reads like a wail from peeved children. is based on false premises an childishly absurd. The Alaska Organic Act did not give the people of Alaska the “power to create an American Terri- torial Form of Government * * * after the type| heretofore organized in the Territories of the West, It | Penitentiary is reported. d its conclusions are\thnt the placing of spies disguised as prisoners, Mrs. Willebrandt asserts wm\out the Warden’s knowledge, :in the Federal | penitentiaries “seems the only way at present to | find Lhe facts necessary to keep conditions whole- 'some.” Senator Borah declares the spy system vie- | lious and makes three points which we believe will have the almost unanimous assert of penologists. which gave their people a full Territorial form of |He says that the commitment of stool pigeons by government.” The Organic Act not only did not provide for| local self-government but provided specifically that the Legislature could not create County govern- ments without the consent of Congress. Several Ter- ritorial Legislatures have memoralized Congress to provide Alaska a “full Territorial form of govern-| ment” such the other Territories had. But Congress has never granted the request, and for ten years we have had a Delegate to Congress who is opposed to local self-government and says so. Act has forced bureaucracy on Alaska through its failure to provide for continuously functioning Coun- ty governments. It is Territorial more than Fed- The Organic the courts involves the issue of fraudulent pro- cesses, and that this is a highly dangerous prac- {tice. To send these men to spy on the Wardens, he adds, is an insult to the whole prison service; the Government should choose Wardens in whom it has confidence, and make them feel this con- fidence. Finally he declares, and he has the exper- ience of two centuries on his side, that the spy system demoralizes and debases the prison inmates. The countinuance of the spy system is, for the present, within the discretion of Attorney General |Mitchell. He can overrule Mrs. Willebrandt and iput an immediate end to it. But if the Attorney General fails to act, Mr. Borah can carry his fight into Congress. In the last analysis it is Congress which creates and controls the Federal prisons, and, ™They are the expenses, son, that do a budget what a fast express does to a flivver it meets at a crossing,” sighed his dad. It Hurst That They Can’t be Hurt That’away A medical shark broadcasts the statement that reducing too rapidly hurts. We know a number of cornfeds who aren’t suffering enough to no- tice. And Write a Cigarette Testimonial Hope springs eternal And every human zero Dreams there will come a day When he will be a hero. Well Insured Blinks—When he died, what did he leave his wife? Jinks—A very happy woman. | Priced at $6.00 J. M. Saloum Next to Gastineau Hotel We Call and Deliver p m to 6 p m and 7 p. m. to 9 p. m. Phone 529 CHIROPRACTIC Is not the practice of Medicine, Surgery nor Ostecpathy. The Packard Taxi PHONE 444 -und ac Arctio i ke ¥ A i Robert Simpson t. D. Graduate Los Angeles Col- leage of Optometry and Opthalmology | Glasses Fitted, Lensss Ground ¥ il’rompt Service, Day and Nul{t CovicH Auro SERVICE STAND Al' THE OLYMPIC Phone 342, Day or Night Juneauy Alaska D e Dr. R. E. 80! Optometrist-Optician Eyes Examined-Glasses Fitted Room 16, Valentine Bldg. 10:00 to 6:00 Evenings by Avpointment Phone 484 il Mabry’s Cafe Regular Dinners | i | Second and Fot:th Mon- day of each month in Scottish Rite Temple, be- ginning at_7:30 o'clock. WALTBR P. SCOTT, Master; CHARLES E. NAGHEL, Secretary. G NG Order of EATERN STAR Second and Fourth Tues: days of each month, &t 8 oclock, Scottish Rite Temple, MAYBELLE GEORGE, Worthy Ma ron: FANNY L. ROBI SON, Secretary. Qfl'l’l fll COLU Sephers Co\lncll ND 1760. ng and Monday at T30 Dr. Transient brothers urged te attend. Counell Zbam- H. 1. TURNER, Secrwtary. DrL4ELAS AF:&E 17 F o onday nights S o'cloek Lagles' Hall —|Couglae. Willlam Ott, W. P. Guy eral bureaucracy and centralization that is hurtful | Congress can determine whether they are to be run L. Bmicn, Secrelar; : | L. ry. Visiting : b oo s | —— | Short Orders [T i X » in our government i P! p] OLD MAID—One who said no. He]ene W. L. Albrecht Rrothers welcome. o The various elected representative assemblies of the | o0 o0 Wil T T T e, American| MARRIED WOMAN— One who | Lunches PHYSICAL THERAPIST | AMERICAN LEGION | Open 6 a. m. to 2 a. m. Medical Gymnastics, Massage Territory have not “given the power of government and the control of the Territorial affairs into the hands of the Governor and other Federal officials, whereby the present Territorial Government is not. in any sense responsible to the people of Alaska.” Such poweng, of .goyemunent, as ,were, couferred, OB ‘ the people. “still repose in “their Leglslnturc and are exercised by it. The Territory's elected representatives in the Legislature have conferred certain administrative duties upon Federal officers directing that they Islang, because it is so expressive. The Prince qught to attend a few American baseball games {and get a line on some real slang.—(Florida Times- : Union.) . President Hoover may reduce those handshaking tetéptions to the minimum, but he stlil will find |plenty of citizens with a hand out.—(Indianapolis Star.) A Michigan village reports that somebody has| tried to steal a quart of fifty-year-old liquor from the cornerstone of the Town Hall says mo. Unreliable Information Listening to a woodpecker tapping on a tin gutter suggested the idea for the modern electric riveter. And We Don't Mean Maybe A bright red hat A woman may think is a daisy, But on a man, A giddy lid looks simply crazy. HELENA RUBINSTEIN'S Pasteurized Face Cream SAFEGUARDS SKIN Electricity 410 Gcoldstein Bldg. Phone, Offige, 216 | g POPULAR PRICES HARRY MABRY Proprietor i,"‘""."” o Old papers at the Empire! e it IT'HE CHAS. W. CARTER MORTUARY New, select line of visiting cards at The Empire. ——— Meets second and fourth Thursday of each month in Dug- out, on Second St LE ROY VESTAL., Adjutant. Meets 1st and 3rd ThursCays | each month, 8 P.M. at Mooss | | Hall perform the duties in manner set forth in the en- Modern day actments of the Legislature, and those officers are :;’;t“;‘,’r:‘e‘d P:g:sl‘)i get out by itself, if called—(De- Positive of That BEAUTY “The Last Service Is the Greatest Tribute” ! K,;t,'. J"m"';' Banipz. Mo just as responsible to the people and their Legis- 9 Chaplain—Have you anything you For Sale At Corner 4th and Franklin St. Pi 186 LRt Agpas Grigg, Recorder. lature for faithful performance as they would be if A concerted drive to dry 'up the United States We Cheerfully Deliver Hall want to say before you are hung? The Prisoner—Well, parson, I strong enough when there wasn't so much to cuss about, but these days they must be worn to a fraz- VARIETY! Variety was the spice Carpenter and Concrete or No job too large nor too zle.” i ‘ : of life in the Old Home- small for us ! { Saturday e Stead Pantry. The same The B. M. Behrends MORRIS ' i 3 g Obs, Jack Warwick in the|| variety may be obtain Groceries to any part of city. It Nioht ol Tl it youe ust ailEHbe Moit our hakery. Bank CONSTRUCTION CO. docn't have 1o beia hig order g good as anybody, 1t isn't necessary || And everything equally an Building Contractors ws:l;; ?;::k S e el pure, delicious and econ- PHONE 62 5 s . N 3 el i i either to command this service. We Y e it Chntne e W are, omical. TG Oldest Bank in Alaska 4 realize that people cannot give bi ’ Simpl oy 10 logt l o & & | To Yeép well ain't S T . JUNEAU TRANSFLR orders all the time. And we know ! < Much of a trick— quality of our cam. pies and COMPANY : j ; i Moonll ght Its oday A you bread. Everything at eéonomy that your little orders will so sat- g Dont, get aiok, prices. RESOURCES ......... $2,548,741.14 Moves, Packs and Stores * ‘ i i 3 TR | Useless Informati . e 5 | isfy you in quality, price and serv- | Serenaders A R cnatics Deposits ..........oco-... 2,315,065.23 . h il s e woman to look better dressed be- Peerless . ice that you will send your larger | s bR o ek bl B Capital ... 100,000.00 orders here too. Come in and look i BRI v e akery Surph ivi j : urplus and Undivid- . % M Less T over our stock and you will agree Dancing, 9:30 " ..,,,.:;: © i o e ed Profits ............ 133,675.91 gry gets the same kind of joy out the officers had been selected in Alaska by &'js said to be imminent. Its success will depend — . . political machine. upon how dry the United States really wants to be, |10S¢ Want to say this, it sure didn't )/ A e Brunswick Bowling | With its basis in falsehood, the rest of thel—(Boston Globe.) pay me to kill that bozo for the Alleys { s 2 ot 4 AR o B e little he had, and I ain't never o4 CAPITAL DYE WORKS 'gonna kill another man fof his F RYE BR UH N FOR MEN AND WOMENM . WHY NOT LET US Very latest methods in Frencn |money, I can promise you that. o : Stand—Miller’s Taxi put your name on our coal list | !?In;d CIC‘% e‘:.n:al Déelnz See e el Phone 25 Free Delivery - Phone 218 i tainly good coal. eldner, 0] eaner and ‘an You Tie . . | 4 v;,ce:hl:;:, fresh dressed ‘Dyl r. Phone 177, adv.| An architect friend of ours works Wu‘h full hne Of [’ poultry every day. Our egg1 in a room where there always are wED are the ‘argest and freshest a dozen or more men doing nothing Peerless Quality Qualit Meats JAPANESE TOY that the hens produce. else but drawing, vet the other day y SHOP We carry nFcom,?.l:;:' line @ | ;lrhen h; wanbet: a ct.oupxlx: of zeth H. B. MAKINO Poultry and Fox awn he went out a paid a And our transfer service- | dentist to draw them for him. PHONE 38 Frous. Bizeer —— P. O. Box 218 for Mail Orders well you can’t beat it. | - — | D0 § CEEEND | R | § SR Names Is Names = D B FEMMER (Marriage License in Los Angeles o . Times) . [} MORRIS LY TR LB e G ALASKAN HOTEL x { DANCE {|cosine zum : CONSTRUCTION Old Papers for sale at Empire Office! As Overs 2 1o o Oy MODERN REASONABLE RATES COMPANY “I see where some fellow says we 2 : e Dave Housgr, Prop. ) SAND and . R RIS e S Srss Elks “Well, T don’t know but what he GRAVEL is right. Those we have used to be AND with us that we carry the most Admission, $1.00 of seeing spinach and carrots on let L R 3:; ':"‘;;‘;: e fom ot o cxten Juneau Public Library complete: assortment in Alaska. [3 0 peed cop in . R » 4 the rear vision mirror when he 15§ Free Reading Room \1 D ANCE hitting around 60. i What father and the kids can’t understand is why mother should 2 expect them to put on their com- pany manners at the table when there is no company present. The surest way for a woman to get invited to everything that goes on in the neighborhood is to have silver and china the neighbors Lave to borrow when they entertain. The reason & man who is dog City Hall, Second Floor Main Street and Fourth Reading Room Open From 8 a m to 10 p. m. Circulation Room Open from i1 to 5:30 p. m.—T:00 to 8:30 p. m. The B. M. Behrends 2 Oldest Bank in Alaska SANITARY GROCERY “The Store That Pleases” PHONES 83—85 Open Evenings