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4 THE DAILY ALASKA EMPIRE. MONDAY APRIL 15:1929; . él i F . i cost than that which has prevailed. The LM S fC det e i 208 Daily Alaska Empire St Aihenna ety 1 Wdkre Skl © ALONE AN ponsors of Cadets PROFESSIONAL ||} SRR : » bitions. It does not want to see the [ DETOUR AUTOS FOR HIRE | e ——— ] Fraternal docieties | JOHN W. TBOY - - - EDITOR A“D MANAGER ¢ sment program slaughtered to satisfy| | T S e o5 E - ersonal grievances, but it does want that program| | By SAM HILL 3 DRS. KASER & FRE . { » exce . a 3 EBURGER i 3 log | ex: d forward. How that can be done and taxes | #——— — DENTISTS Gastineau Channe’ : - r:Y ‘od. |'t] :s inter : ‘,,,,I ?:d it hz; r.iwards We're Just That Contrary 301-803 Goldstein Bldg. «to bestow on the man or men who can do it. If parsons did refuse to preach, PHONE §6 J 1 g o iy B | And organists end choirs left us Hours 9 a. m. to 9 p. m. uneau Lionz )N RATES. HOOVER IS THIRTIETH PERSON TO BE| " .. jurch, Clor B I are Tor 3738w ot | PRESIDENT. We reckon on the Sabbath morn, = = Moith oty was . the following rates e e to howl R YR A - ; « ‘honths, in advance | While Herbert Hoover will go down in history| ‘oo ST 1€ C‘:mr:ff“““ . nesday ~* '2-1e r f sromptl the thirty-first President of the United States| s 3 E Dr. Char o’clock. : rIE by owill prompEy S0 Rl el i sremaen O widliad — r(—;’ LIC I'ar"f:@ N(E arles P. Jenne | [, o5 mendorson: prosiden 0 irregular he really is the thirtieth person to be President.) yyp.¢ Eyery Preacher Knows— DENTI3T H. L. Redlingshater, Secy-T nd ess Offices, He has only had twenty-nine predecessors. This| A gur that's too bad to play Here’s promptness — effi- Bhiis Ty vitkasis 3 : i ASSOCIATED PRESS. enomally is due to the circumstance that there was|golf is too bad to go to church, and | sl s Building g v bl ot ¥ clusiv im between the first and second terms of |one good enough to play golf is too| —says Taxi Tad. Telepnone 176 TV St o Clev Therefore Cleveland was both |good for going to church. Public preference is shown to | | ®—————————-——o—3 2 ng ;.:”r»le « cle ¥ & nty-seccond and twenty - fourth President. | Carlson’s taxi service because — — S H. Messerschmidt x 3 AP s Harrison, who defeated President Cleve- | Might Help Some : iy"" can RELY on the driver Dr. A. W. Stewart % TH) OF AN BLICATION and for re-election and was in turn defeatd by| “Do can % do for SR |i§0"tako iyal o TR e DENTIST iRt Db 8 the latter when he himself was a candidate for re- [hair? *“’“‘7 the ";j‘ddl:jagfd geu. oot ";ée:’;‘m l":’lrmzm;:t{”‘;l‘: Hours 9 a. m. to 6 p. m. — - el 1 was the tw s-thir You mizht get Einstein to insu- | tection—| vhe ELEVENTH HOUR CAMPAIGNS. election, was the twenty-third President. i g st g e SEWARD BUILDING T N y President Cleveland s the only person who ever | 0 S L tast 1% of tHe doot. Office Phone 469, Res. of Freemasonry /) he annual municipal served in the Presidency, failed of re-election ‘to| 0% 1 Phone 276. Jof 5. Scttlsn Rits fii 1 normally succeed hims and was subsequently clected to that | Passing ObssrvaGEL s, g' W ! ‘“235;1;;':‘;;;..9:5; iy i h 1 L’vn']vn. Fillmore, Grant and R0o0se-| ¢ women were consistent they { I Dr. H. Vance l 2 mthcf‘,:n:hmRI{)é elt it without success. Van Buren, Fill- |y, b 1ling i | ~ ol s 1 i 1 ) wouldn't be selling anything but 4 ? P d Temple. WALTER 2 a : a1t 5 s axi an Ostecpath—201 Gollatein ma 6 G ity b more and l'u velt, failing like Grant of renomina- | yndressed at_ the glove. Botn- ’ Carleoa’s T ; ! Ho“u‘". gl 7 HEISEL, Secre- not been dealt with publicly. tion accepted nominations of minor parties | ters, Ambulance Sexvice Tans ge b, Spoctupd it SR ministration has published a re defeated at the polls. They only suc-| - ‘ 5 u“‘"er‘hfm{“;;’r’;‘mc_‘m'fl""fl a review of its accom-,cecded in contributing to the defeat of the regular| Help! | SR R Suallsiay Geatitian Holsi g L past year. An impartial Rominees of their political parties. Grant quit when| First Gossip- -Sfou say Mrs. Brown & e AN o Juness Lorge No. T8 jpen and unbiased mind out in the Republican convention in 1880.|had h_“‘v’i.n lifted by a beauty A _-"—- raRERR e 3 | | o : nhxu;-: a‘\:--r). n".\ rd is & ¢ able one bo , who got the nomination, was elected in 59;“9“*']' it ey i e et Di . 'Ceo: L Birton WALTER HELLAN, Dictat o G 5 ~ontest econd itto—Yes, bu el’ ~ . PO. K., —— JLAY, tetater nd the municipality i elynia ! Vo | when sh home and" diseoviies (‘API'I AL LAUNDRY | | |cuirorracTOR, Heltenthat ®i1g. | | J. H. HART, Secretacs ¥ 2 1 o A »s i i 3 rd Suilding ¢ I to the Admi ; VOTE! Citizens who registered during the past ber P 'd been lifted by a Second and Franklin i Qfl;lge Sem?e ‘Oznlv 4 d uilding VI of the campaign. The , o, sy p an important duty to, perform, | PickRoc e PHONE 355 { | IS Lot et by u UNEAU LODGE NGO 13 ’ to have any advance .oy g T e . | We Call and Deliver | [|P. m. to 6 p. m. and 7 p. m.| | Seeona and Fourth B o A Ll -ane 5 he'il I'hat is to go to the polls tomorrow and cast »hgxrw Roen Getting Noisy? : _:_ to 9 p. n. Phone 529 L of eacih month in 9 “ 3 3 % 8 v‘ I 5. thousand and fifty-one citizens reg- Wty He Coxxx:z\d Hug."— | CHIRCPRACTIC ::"I'y-l"“;;\ E{‘%fl'{,‘""' "‘f : yz :?\ et B bn e ered. That number should vote ; i “7!0| 18 not the practice of Medicine WALTER P 3% 0 ) to any administration is an i 5 7 s ? Headline in a Kansas City paper. | Surgery nor Osteopathy. Master: CHARLES B ¥ %X/ ¢ ¢ rest'in city affairs ti B e We always thought that was done The Packard Taxi | pom g o st b o e X0 sk opposition Malamutes May Howl silently—though, of course, it can | PHONE $oe Bt S b e g o g & start an ul racket if a man’s | — — —_— .1 S AORISE BEL Figh i and to set up ro: (Seattle Times.) o | ¥ifC hai to catch him at it. { 441 | Robert Simpson nd and Fourth Tues: wh d st J AV SERARBED, Ll 1f the Alaska dog has any professional pride in i ) days of each month, as 4 Alaska 3 & i § Stand at Arcnc 8 ‘o'clock, Scottish Rty of which . it hicvement, he must howl in disgust at the sub- B s Shod almeat e TN ET. LU Sl ()Lpt.AD.l i ,#,_,;‘;,:“ e Sopttiah iite I ¥ just ordinate position that threatens him in mena x| Whene'er her .knees she contem- | annual Trotters’ ball of ths Univer. { Graduats Los Augsies Oal- GHORI. Al T ' 5 tion circles. Years ago he turned back the attacl Dlates | sity of Utah, Belle fiacVichie (top), | y Prompt sflmml"h‘& Day and Nigitt ! leage of Optometry and i BON, Beore . ) ! of reindeer competition. Later he lost a little of his| PRS0 Ratherine Kesler (center), Hortense z ( i Opthalmology : mpelled : ad y prestige to railrond rivalry, but the fron horse mere- | The thTES K50 U (uo, annesen (lower) to assist in all | | COVICH AUTO SERVICE { | | Glassas Fitted, Leness Grouné | 'ggfg;;‘,gr public while the 11 time for thos ly invaded a comparatively small area and the dog‘A A i“ s a2l social functions of the R. 0. T. C 3 STAND AT THE OLYMPIC §, '* = £ | Sephers Counchl No. 1769 t their record 1f ne wes left dominant over all the rest of the vast nh n ‘L‘;\“"".l poor bz: y cal :h s well as leading the college, Phone 342, Day or & g | Moctirgs: socord ana lase Cit Mayor Thomas o Perritory. Now his importance is assailed by air-|kn'£c;m pportunity—because they | youths in downtown parades. ;» Night " or. % E SOUTHWELL —fi: P A e I 1 its own_ record to the planes - ¢ 7 i e Juneau, Alaska R bomat gt Ahee] tc attend. Counol g & n . X -Opticiar hers, Fifth Street. pu n. If that record was to For a long time the task of hauling mail over ; : You don't have to ask a girl how | ¥*"===w= ~=eeww crwrmevrevr—=d | | prog Examined-Glasses Fitted TDW. M Mcerp’TY)?E i,x R o winter trails of Alaska has afforded dog teams | They Use Central Parkway he feels about the modern styles, 2 d. J. TURNER, Secretary. I ked, i 1 have been done » —— | Room 16, Valentine Bldg. = = eady, lucrative compensation. Recently the Post| yyrong's right to modern youths,|you always can tell how she does 10: 6 Evi b o e f to jed. That was not done. AEirE s imited of | £ It 0:00 to 6:00 Evenings by D LSLAS ASRIE 117 F. O. ¥ 4 .. Office De ment has been making limited use And some I've seen by giving what they reveal of her|{ M b i) (v [ | AvbointbaE i e (il 1 the Ac tion is subjected to such |p,.iyat owned aircraft, and in the past season| whore even just sure he once over. i IVEQ ry suaie i Yhone 184 |flh‘t’ 8 i ol -\’ at f June e nt $7,000 on this form of mail service. So sat-| That Red is Gr R w3 s e ” e L "-"K ']' . ‘n 0.1' their aits t 1 refuse to take into tory have been the results that the authorities Many a woman who wouldn't s b S i, Lagles L i Ps Any eleventh-hour | plsn an appropriation of $17.000 for next winter. | Curiosity hink of thumbing a ride doesn't ! Regular Dinners S e g T A ey Couglue. Willlam Ott, W. P. Guys ac 3 58 1) leventl T T oA ! 5 & asking . ; doeto e & otaT, Visiting ; hical | Commercial aviation in the North said to be| . pIABAR ou give | Tind asking a beauty doctor to oY & 33 |L. Emitn, Secretary g Gl e . | profitable. In the nces, dispatch by plane | o :Z:lf“ ‘;i’L‘]:'_‘“t“:‘('J‘u::’]‘“‘h{“: s |sive her face a lift Short Orders Helene W. L. Albrecht | | ®rotaers welcome. o ; 2 A ’ \ “;» of ially all winte is a certainty of the| " @ iow?" l(lc{)\nl!(icd thé sterll There would be r.«er divorces if Lunches PHYSICAL THERAPIST T AMERIOAN. LRGION " ..uv,\;‘ " i (‘ piak bar t m,%rrm”..n u ) | sudge. ;m\n[‘:;z Cm,:;n“nm“4\1‘{};:‘]“;( f::(el OIE?(;‘P%; m. to 2 a. m. | Medical Gélum‘m’!t?i:, Marsage Meets second and person or course, weath ) DA Rl et S e T T ag s 3 i ectric a5y that is ¢ teed to everyone impair aerial eff In the stress of storm,| 1 o i‘f"‘ fl‘»‘::"r“ihé“*;f’e‘:;q 1 e things that AR PRICES ! 410 Goldstein BIog. | f°“lr‘h f‘f’l‘]“rf““‘i) L Iy r gasoline tank become depleted; gales may com- | YOUT Honor, whewher Sac WeArS|are not good for him. HARRY MABRY | Phone, Office, 216 it o Meona e in pel forced landings. But to climatic disadvantages,|2nY more to bed than '\"] €S ON | oonsidering what th ow when ‘ P i — —— D;AL ;’g it o S ¢ administration have DOt éven the dog is always superior. When rations | the stre meekly replied the oo gy , bend over and climb|) ______ Proprie or ) e - - = ;d‘( . z‘:AL TAL, e : tion tioket hoads | @re/short he will cat his harness, and rather than, Peeping Tom. into the rumble seat, nothing seems | = 2ot ~ineof . NOw selept Tug Uf YIRtg oand) SN ed 1} - ST el against a strong head wind, he will go into oy more like unnecessary labor than| OId papers at the Empire. at The Empire. D mse S Y A \d lie curled like a doughnut in the e for girls to pull down the shades — e e -1 T wWoMEN Y clean politic ( to ”", community, | snow u the weather moderates Only a man dull of wit will mar-| ey they are going to bed. e e LEG?O’H uggsg::ux the discussions of the c ign tonight should be Airplanes are becoming unromantic innovations;|Iy & woman with a sharp tongue.| ppne way wives think up disa- Meets 1st and 8rd Tourslays | confined to t je il how they can be dogs arc almost hallowed, traditional figures. But| % greeable things to talk about ybu T'HE CHAS. W. CARTER MORTUARY | each month, 8 P.M. at Mooss | accomplish o us that it rests with |util not sentiment, is the factor that determines | hmu.xrc Note ‘ would think they just hated to have : | Hall. Mr. S iso ) abes Boinio D h oe| e Northern choice. : Tl\(’f"monk(‘y o,;‘t the ]l)(:\rty :‘F\;” B rishants Initnr Hood Fuior “The Last Service Is the Greatest Tribute” | Kate Jarman, Senior Re- | SR By o e ] N e = — s as funny as the monkey at the|. B 5 E % ent; Agpes Grigg, Recorder. the com t thi can carry forward the| A, ipen thing which the Drys will not admit is|zoo. kl’}c}x: (l?)r_\ ,M;:c nrlo\n\(‘l ‘:\ome'. 3 Corner 4th and Franklin. St. Prone 136 L4 19 e —7- civi impre 1 the basis of permanency char- | this: Prohibition is as prohibition prohibits.—(Buf- ki e el s acterizing of the present administration falo Courier-Express.) : en higher sus o ST f : i Y s More or Less True Caesar'’s wife was supposed t0 be,| feeeeee cooeeeeeos, e Brunswick Bowling One of life’s most pathetic sights T % -1 you'll never find her husband wast- is a woman “'h_o f““'l be A1V ling any pity on the unhappiness of A"e}s prouder of her legs than she s of [yye man who married & red-hot FR YE BRl ]HN FOR MEN AND WOMEN her husband. ‘ mamma, Stand—Miller's Taxi Some of the near-nude “chickens”| * gur jdea of an optimist is a get along without |)X'ilil‘ls almost as|oéuno man who doesn’t put a bullet Phone 218 well as the feathered kind do with-|gnuo0f vest in his when he discov- ety ant teokdh ers his bride-to-be has a cute little The neglect a step-child gets is|pneqr-handled revolver in her hope with full line of JAPANESE' TOY TO THE EMPIRE If you want to sell anything—use a Classified. If you want to buy anything—usc a Classified. If you have a room to rent, or house or an apartment—use a Classified. These little classifieds work hoar, daily. Try them—use a Classified. loving care compared to that a|cpact woman feels when she gets to be “just the wife” to her husband. A man who thinks he's Napoleon gets a padded cell, but theyll let a man who thinks when he has married the pampered beauty she'll gladly make over her last year's | Eastern scenery, if need be, so he can get some new spring glad rags, run around loose. What many a wife wonders is | who gets the blame and whose eve- | ning is ruined when a bachelor has been off his golf game. They may need it like an auto needs an extra steering wheel, but lif it is a bargain a woman can't be convinced that it is more import- ant to pay the rent than buy it. One of the strangest things of |life is how a couple will spend all their time before marriage in spoon- ing and all their time afterward in serapping. The honeymoon has faded out when he discovers handing over all he makes to HER isn't anything like as heavenly as he thought it would be, and she reaches the con- clusion that sub-zero in thrills is getting meals for him. If she decides the little hussie who declared the bob now is a |sign of age can go jump in the |river and tells the barber to go ahead and trim it again, it means she's middle-age and period. (of the family wear, the manufac- | turers of clothes line could go out |of business. | e . ATTENTION MASONS will be held in the Masonic Tem- ple at 7:30 oklock Monday even- ing. By order of the W. M. CHAS. E. NAGHEL, —adv. —_————— |and SALADS. The best yet. neau Ice Cream Parlor: Ju- —adv. hasn't the nerve to live through a growing | If it wasn't for the bed clothes and the things thq male members A called communication of Mt. Juneau Lodge No. 147, F. & A. M., Work in the M. M. Degree. Visiting Brethren cordially invited. Secretary. | | We are now serving SANDWICHES The fat are trying to get thin dhd the thin fat, and the way some of them wear their half-grown (whole groan, however) hair leads to the suspicion the pretty girls are try- ing to get homely while the homely ones are trying to get even home- lier. The real recipe for a happy mar- riage is to take a sensible man earning a nice fat salary and a nice sensible woman with an angelic disposition, join with a wedding ceremony and keep the relations away. It always is easy to tell a bache- lor—he never is careful to remove the fancy pillows from a couch be- fore he flops down on it. After you have met a man's wife you understand why he is suffer- ing from an inferiority complex. The gent who remarked that her hair was a woman's crowning glory wasn't looking at a half-grown crop. S R TR YURMAN Makes fur garments from fresh Alaska skins. Buys furs of all kinds and pays highest market prices. H. J. YURMAN THE FURRIER Valentine Bldg., Juneau e Juneau Public Library Free Reading Room City Hall, Second Floor Main Street and Fourth Reading Room Open From 8a m to10 p. m Circulation Room Open from 1 to 5:30 p. m.—7:00 to 8:30 p. m. Current Magazines, Newspapers, Reference Books, Etc. FREE TO ALL ro e e ey o b P e PHONE 38 ALASKAN HOTEL MODERN REASONABLE RATES Dave HousgL, Prop. Dreaming! To be at the head of a business of your own is a worthy ambition but dreaming about it will never get you there. The one sure way to accomplish this desire is Systematic Saving and Industry, for all things are pos- sible to the man who Works and Saves. We are always prepared to help those who have shown an inclina- tion to help themselves. The B. M. Behrends Bank Oldest Bank in Alaska ’ Quality Meats z‘. | SHOP H. B. MAKINO Front Street P. O. Box 218 for Mail Crders & MORRIS CONSTRUCTION COMPANY SAND and . GRAVEL AND Carpenter and Concrete Work No job too large nor too small for us MORRIS CONSTRUCTION CO. Building Contractors PHONE 62 SEUSISEESSETIPSIETPUIP NS SN § i | | | JUNEAU TRANSFER COMPANY Moves, Pucks and Stores Freight and Baggage Prompt Delivery of ALL KINDS OF COAL PHONE 48 ——— 1 HOTEL ZYNDA ELEVATOR SERVICR 8. ZYNDA, Prop,