The Daily Alaska empire Newspaper, March 13, 1929, Page 4

R il A R P | | ;ux tial to the formation of rain. Dml y Alaska Empire up 640 acres in a square mile, for which 72,320 tons Second Cla Entered matter. would be required. A square mile, 1d be scarcely a where drought prevails. ventieth of of me ever, wou 8. Detive glas, Treadwell and th. rates: ths, in advance, ey will p or irre omptly Columbia. to even if some art also the the aggregation and TEED TO BE LARGER which rain is made up, OF ANY C R PUBLICAT! ause there is not much water in a cloud. tests that he is a rations for a getaway before make not prepe things. ment Teaching Oratory. J’f‘l‘\(}\ SHOULD BE (New York World.) rather lukewarm enthusiasm. even in its highest manifestations, - those things of which the race can be unre; roud; it consists, to put the matter plainl to be that has itory that He the hool S to develop them. and the hi n ought of cheers plishment, over, whether it can be taught. usually by having something to say, attracte s not visible to the naked eye. marve) th us W ! He and has condition of all finge educati and large abilities. He b ns, 25 been fortunate that it has’ 1 his services for the years s particularly fortunate that pe su ity to retain him as Commissioner partment | who will | grammar, | Record to be had Mr, that 1 it has an oppor of Educatiom and rhetoric' and diction. CAN cach on is q'm(u y @ long d and the record, a shrewd operator ing to “produce” rain, | olis Star.) the Weather Buerau of the| 1t of Agriculture, ‘“rain| ing” is impossible for human being. It is|8um is a drug. We always thought it was quite true that in the laboratory @ small amount of | Sxerciss—(Allanta Qonstitution.) moisture can be precipitate equip- ment, but meteor tical scheme for producin; a lar drought is due to lack of suf] cipitation they s ot to d States D any for the sake of science or merely rain on sient moisture in the l—(Cincinnati Enquirer.) TO THE EMPIRE 374 If you want to sell a Classified. If you want to buy a Classified. If you have a room to rent, or housc or an apartment—use a Classified. These little classifieds work hour, daily. Try them—use a Classified. anything—use anything—use sphere and the absence of other conditions es- If there is little i A moisture to bring down, obviously no device for .. EDITOR AND MANAGER jcausing rainfall has any — e | Looking at the matter 'u‘olhcr way: To produce O Syoept Sunday | by the) (e inch of rainfall over an area of an acre, approxi- ly 113 tons of moisture would have to be o the air and then ‘precipitated. There how- dot in the center of any It would be less the area of the Distrist of Enormous quantities of energy are used 1 in nature to clev te moisture above the earth be- | hone f Business Offices, fore it can be ated. It takes 5,000,000 to ¢ i o8 OCIATED PRESS. 10,000,000 horsepow to evaporate the water| vely en d to the in s are mile of the verage dense cloud, and means were found to cause f the infinitesimal drops of calculation shows that only ling amount of precipitation would result, be- | The announcement that the leaders of the revo- lution in Mexico will be executed when captured sug- reckless revolutionist who does| he ortation of the Alaskan fur catch by yw generally the vogue, ig suggestive progress the Territory is making in at least one of the latest phases of transportation develop- \\'1;1\ regard to this $120,000 gift by Mrs. Chauncey vhich is bestowed on George Washing- to found a school of oratory, many | Oratory, is not one of rvedly chiefly , and what it has accomplished, unless the of those who hear it be rated as an accom- More- negligible though it be, it is extremely doubtful For it produces its effect and to teach { the Territory at his men somcthing to say must be as difficult as to d high teach them how to think or to grow a new set of Thus the new school has a hard job ahead is w the people at the head of their Of it, and hasn’t the consolation that the job is schools \ld be possible for any one else WOrth doing. i 5 POsEN e 190 still, there is something to be said for it so far as the citizenry at large is concerned. Among the pupils, if the hopes of the sponsor are realized, will | Congressmen, attaches of the State De- other high officers of government, 1 be induced, no doubt, to polish up their The Congressional in consequence, may presently be expected NOBODY M \E\I‘ IT RAIN. {to look less like a comic almanac and more like a | State publication; and that, say what you will, is Some a man went through certain|progress. drought-stricken re in this country contracting | (e to produce an inch or mere of rainfall for a €oOn-| Twenty-five years ago four men used to take sic f $1,000 ps within a period of three four drinks, form a quartet and warble sweet months. If it vin came, the fees were collected; ' Adeline. Now two drinks make them think of the if did } an nothing. Inasm 'd favorite, Shall We Gather at The River?—(Flor- There seems to be little difference between what sell out here as “Scotch” and what they ped- dle in Washington as “Embassy liquor.”—(Indianap- A Judge in Pittsburgh has ruled that chewing an Wonder whether Einstein thinks up new theories for the amuse- Widespread | ment of watching the world try to understand them. | ALONG LIFE'S DETOUR ! By SAM HILL : e New Sign You Have Arrived The unambitious still may be Content if in the Hall of Fame they But one’s d "Le: not really great thes he's asked to endorse a cigarette. Their Glory Usurped We reckon old-fashioned quinine |} must feel toward aspirin’ about the !, way the old-fashioned black cotto- stockings do toward the nude sii. hosiery. Two of 4 Kind Blinks—You read the weather re- | ports, don't you? Jinks—VYes, and then guess at at the weather is going to be. {just as I guess what time it is when I look at my wife's wrist watch. Seems to Have Faded Out of the Picture What has become of the old- fashioned fellow who always had a tooth brush sticking out of his vest pocket? A One-Month Year That'd Beat A Thirteen—Mouth One We hate these months With days so drear; We'd like to have June last all year. Huh! “I don't stand for petting,” said the brainy girl. “Me, ncither, it would be too tiresome,” murmured the Dumb Dora. Stranger Things Have Happened “Paper Made From Straw Hats” —Headline in Boston Globe. ¢ Can't tell, in this age of wond- ers and elimination of waste they yet may find a way of making au- tomobiles out of old razor blades. No Place for Jazz Orchestra “In some African tribes a musi- cian who plays badly is cruelly mu- tilated."—News item. Our idea of courage would be for a saxophone player to join that tribe. Can’t Keep Warm in Nothing A modern lass is Rose, And in her knees has dimples— But in some other spots We'll bet she has goose pimples. Great for Running Up Bills “How did you find that cheap car you bought?” asked Jones. “Damned expensive,” growled the Grouchy One. 'Fraid Cats “COLD BATHS NOT HARMFUL" —Headline in medical column. Then why the heck don't these nuts who boast they take them go ahead and take them instead of lying about it? 'Nother Mystery In this age of marvels seems queer they haven't been able to produce an onion that won't re- mind you of what they claim lis- terine will cure. ‘Weather Note ALL WINTERS are OPEN — to CRITICISM. Different No picture is a lass With whom I am acquainted, Though like a picture she, I will admit, is painted. Hobson’s Choice She: “Why have you never mar- ried?” He: “I never could earn enough for two and never could find a girl who had enough for two who would have me.” Passing Observation Next to money, people hate most to be asked too often to lend their ears. That’s One Question a Wife Usual- ly Settleg Herself A young mother writes to one of | the heart throb columns to ask this— “When a father and mother are taking the baby out in its carriage, which should push the carriage?” It listens to us like the plaint of one who wishes they had gone in for birth control. On the other hand, it also surprises us to find a woman who doesn't simply say to her liege lord, “Do this,” and he doeth it. More or Less True Nothing seems more certain than that whoever invented the pocket mirror and compact wasn't inter- ested in getting girls who work in offices to devote more time to bus- iness. It is no trick for girls to slip on and off theirs, and time yet may come when they will at least turn out zipper clothes for men and thus simplify their dressing, too. About the only possible explana- tion of why some people marry is that they just hate to think of divorce lawyers having to starve to death. About the only thing considered impossible these days is to have a nig time on a little money. The only thing as sure as death and taxes is the bet that a girl on cigarettes never \{ of dust doing the sweeping for her ma. reason a girl now doesn't 1k her hands with glycerine and o water and then put on an pair of gloves just before going raises to bed is because she hasn't put ,' them in hot dish and scrub water the day and get them enough to need any bab) ht enjus is & husband who can wtize his wife into believing such a marvelous being it is a wonderful privilege to owed to clean up the ashes dropped on the rug. There eniuses. nts handsomely engrav- witations, a ¢ ous trousseau a big church wedding it means ing more of the thrill t she is getting in the husband; if she's content + to the Squire’s to get and chain locked on him ans her onlly concern is get- 1 permanent meal ticket flapper doesn't give a darn empty her head is if her re nicely f -, Sheriff, and rebuilder. hy he | bactu be eau’s pianc tuner Phone 573 [ NOTI : After Friday, February lst, | | Dr. W. W. Council will be | All Home Grocery Accounts are now Kindly pay same to J. B. Bur- ford & Co. at once. due. vho raises a cloud of smoke puff- :. heavy | EPhone 33 VORITE LOAF AH"‘”T Perless' Bakery 127 Front St. Phone 222 JAUTOS FOR HIRE Here’s promptness — effi- uency——sem —says Taxi Tad. blic preference is shown to rlson’s taxi service because ou can RELY on the driver to take you to your destina- tion in safety. For your pro- tection—be sure when getting a cab that the mame Carlzon taxi i= on the door. ‘Carlson's Taxi and .Ambulance Service Ph;me Single O and 11 Berry’s Taxi PHONE 199 Stand at Gastineau e e Prompt Service, Day and Night CovicE AuTo SERVICE STAND AT THE OLYMPIC Phone 342, Day or | R. J. ALCORN, M.D. [ Physician and Surgeon [ Rooms 514-17-19-21-23 Gold- | | stein Building. Telephone 423 Special attention given to di- | seases of Eye, Ear, Nose | | and Throat. l SCHOOL TABLETS and PENCILS School Tablets twice as big for half the price, 5 and 10 cents each. ; PENCILS, ONE CENT EACH 2 5 HELLAN'S PHARMACY Next to Valentine’s Free Delivery ) - N i{Juneau Public Library Free Reading Room City Hall, Second Floor | Main Street and Fourth ) ) Reading Room Open From 8 a.m to 10 p. m. zcircu)ution Room Open from 1 to 5:30 p. m.—7:00 to 8:30 p. m. Current Magazines, Newspapers, Reference Books, Etc. FREE TO ALL *1 PROFESSIONAL [ [+ DHS. KASER & FREEBURGER DENTISTS 301-303 Goldstein Bidg. 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A (F mo08% Juneas Locge No. o Meets every Monds night, at # JYcloow WALTER HELLAN, Distator J. H. HART, Secretary. 206 Seward Building VOUNT JUNEAU LODGE NO. Sécond and Fourth Mon- lay of each month In Scottish Rite Temple, be- 1. CHIROPRACTIC zinning at_7:30 o'clock. A is not the practice of Medicine, WALTER P. SCOTT, Surgery nor Osteopathy. Master; CHARLES Ej - ~ NAGHEL, Secretary. e —— Order of § 1 EATERN STAR Robert Simpson Second and Fourth Tuea: s of each month, al ) 0 t. D 8 ‘o'clock, Scottish Rite o Temple. MAYBELLE 4 Graduate Los Angeles Col- rmm;vj‘r;\‘)\\vyarmaom. ‘ ron; FANNY L. - { leage of Optometry and | SON, Secretary. Opthalmology S — lass ted, Lenszs Groun KNIGHTS O L Ysreen Tt 6 COLUMBYS “ Mabry s Cafe Regular Dinners Short Orders Lunches Open 6 a. m. to 2 a. m. POPULAR- PRICES HARRY MABRY Proprietor old Empire, papers for sate at Old papers at the Empire. s i s . vttt i | strengthens your INTEREST interest. an account today. B ettt ettt THE CHAS. W. 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