The Daily Alaska empire Newspaper, February 18, 1929, Page 4

THE DAILY. ALASKA EMPIRE, MONDAY, FEB. 18, 1929 - AR Vs couldn’t stand it to be the laugh- {'-———-———————-5. ALONG LIFE’S ing stock of the town, and anoth- ! | DETOUR er reason is they mever -could|{ R. J. ALCORN, M.D. | stand it having a couple of icicles| | Phygician and Surgeon stea legs to gset around on > AL 55 vl SAM HILL instead of leg: 24 | Rooms 514-17-19-21-23 Gold- all winter. ——— You can't make a man believe| | stein Building. Telephone 423 Exception To the Rule he will have a nice big saving ac-| | Special attention given to di- Although a thing that's “mighty count at the end of the year if seases of Eye, Bar, Nose good” “[ne gives up smoking, or that hel | and Throat. We're apt to think is nice will have perfect health if hef | There's nothing turned down of-jon eats the things his wife with impunity and to the glory of God, vio- tener thinks are good for him. |late every ome of the sacred principles of lib- Than “mighty good advic: Not every husband is a disap- will promptly/erty that lie at the foundation of the Republic — pointment. Some of them do or irregularity | ;4 were inserted as precious boons in the Con- Pagsing Observation things that_give their wives plenty iness Hfl‘nws 4. Our idea of ice in its worst|0f cause to sue for divorce and st —_— form is sleet. get a hunk of alimony large country congratulates Col. Lind- — enough to enable them to live in him and his bride-to-be, the Nothing Else But peace and comfort. the distinguished American “John, dear, long life and abundant He has been making Sunday evening speeches in | Methodist Churches where he defends the unlaw- Dally 4108ka F'nplre ful use of the club. and gun and methods of opinionated fanatics to make New York good. ’UEN W. TROY - - - EDITOR AND MANAGEBI Afid this suggests that it is contempt ion of Constitution, in the opinion of | PROFESSIONAL I 2=z DRS. KASER & FREEBURGER DENTISTS 301-803 Goldstein Bldg. PHONE 66 Hours 9 a. m. to 9 p. m. Fraternal aocien'éa — 0F Gastineau Channe’ and| | {UETEE. Published evening except ("?."S‘m‘;’ e v Strcets, Juncan, Alaeke o ""|the radical League Reformers, for 5 BRI one to take a scciable drink of liquid contain- ling more than one-half of one per cent. alcohol, but, if it-is done in the name of Reform and under the patronage of the super-government, one ever the TI Avli-Saloon st Office in Juneau as Second Class| Entered in the P matter. Juneau Lions Clvb Meets every Wee nesday -* T2-3e o’clock. Lester D. Henderson, Presider H. L. Redlingshafer, Secy-Treas —_— SUBSCRIPTION RATES. Dellvered by carrier in Juneau, Douglas, Treadwell and Thane for $1.25 per month. By mall, postage following ra’ One year, i x months, in ad $6.00; one montk 5. Subsci rs w notify th in the dc Telepho: may, ance, stitution itself. ever even The whole © clocy bergh and charming daughter of Ambassador to Mexico The Associs 1 T RV wee Tor republica | credited to 1t or not otherwis and also the tocal news published ALASKA CULATION THAN THAT OF ANY OTHER P wishes ARANTEED TO BE LARGER| BLICATION. happiness. would some of That False Lure. (Dubuque, la., American Tribune.) ] Heartening reaction against centralizing pow- r in the Federal Government is indicated in the address of Gasper G. Bacon, President of the Massachusetts Senate, in opening the 1929 ses- sion of that body. “Massachusetts can manage her own affairs without outside interference from Washington,” he said “We do not need to be tempted by the lure of Federal aid. We can take care of qur women and children without supervision, regula- American seaport tion and control of Federal bureaus and Federal Canada is granting preferential tariff rates to im- |jnvestigato We are capable of solving our own ports that are at Canadian ports. For in-|domestic problems.” gtance, the importers of bananas get fifty The danger of centralized government in a bunch off from the duty if they United States has been repeatedly peinted 0 3 1 G Last year 100,.- | by some of the leading figures in Anl()rlt'fll} life, Qe ecading Samn, s ) notably Elihu Root, Senator James Reed of Mis- 000 bunches of bananas from the West Indies| aoiirl, aud Dr. Micholss Mitray Butler, Presidant handled at Boston. The oo™ o\ ia University. Bven President-elect the latter town says|poover, several years prior to the Presidential|tween 16 and 80 ever will come shipped via Halifax |ecampaign, raised his voice against what he term-|back to them for. shipments from the|ed the “daily demand to extend Government in - United Kingdom to Canada get a further prefer-|order to cure some abuse or other.” Only Reasonable Explanation ential tariff consideration if the goods are landed| ~“The arm of Government,” Mr. Hoover de-| A once over of the women dur- at a Canadia The result has been a |)l"um-""]"r‘ :l on that occasion, “is a poor cure for ‘nhus‘v. ing the zero spell leads to the for it becomes at once & restraint of liberty.|conclusion that they are every bit ise from the Cunard line to give a better Canad-|,”, 'y L T TUE K (N 00 P |concluston tha o bdngact . - fan steamship service. It is said this will cut “‘un] system Is its capdcity to cure its own abuse.|germs where to head in as they hole in shipping at New York, Boston and nther!” we are to wholly depend on Government to|are at telling husbands that. American |cure theses abuses, we shall by this method have e L It is admitted created Huf’nl:lrge(l and deadening abuse through Nothing Entirely Useless of the Canadian plan of protecting herself from |the extension of the !)urf*au(‘ra(-y_ and the clumsy “Hard to see why a fellow like the effects of an exclusive American tariff puliv,»-,‘:”"{“ ;:\l;‘l;i’;(““ handling of delicate moral and |y . i cver born.” The \‘\mmxn;: Free Pre commenting upon the The sdfsses ot TN Prasiaint: of Ihs Massacits Apuu: hu] «?!\.y use n]x:arz 1 cax; situation, : setts Senate shows that at least there is some at-|5¢® 15 that he 3 i I It was the adoption of an exclusive tention being paid by State leaders to .the dan-|"°Man vanvxnl o.r:t insyrance on “”xfll that dnl| as mu(-:l] or ulmrv than gers of centralization which have been for so when it goes out. anything else to cause the serious econ- o » . 3 e omic conditions in the Maritime Prov- 'p‘“':fl;':(';fm:'x“ :;'(;"w;’l:cfl';mf"m M en. Aneay But Not Dumb inces, and brought the Dominion Govern- T, «Call money”—this we often see— ment to the nce. It was as one All money’s deaf, 1 fear, of the forms of assistance, and in re- Prince Rupert! For though 1 call it frequently |} When you buy PEERLESS sponse to the appeal of the ¢ities of R AR SR - TeAT BREAD st Halifax and St. John, that the Govern: Sam Hill in Cincinnati Enquirey. : B 0ld papers ment decided on the measures calculated It is ?:ttlgflbfi:e?‘gvor High Hmpire: to build up those popts by increasing Every Bite a Delight the trade passing through them. If Mar- , Remember the Name itime fishermen had not been affected 80 much by the shutting out of their insist upon it from your grocer product from the United States market, PEERLESS BAKERY A Lazy Brother If he ‘drinks ceffee late at night, He finds it hard to get to sleep, So he will always pass it up— For he’s too lazy to count sheep. LOYAL ORD:LA OF MOOSZE 3 Lor No. ™ frnile Lores Mo O night, at 'v a‘clo«t WALTER HELLAN, Dictatos J. H. HART, Secretary. 206 Seward Building VIOLIN INSTRUCTIONS | By Mrs. Klondy N. Dufresne | e Studio opens January 25th | That About Settles the Bob | Marshall Duplex, 6th and | A sweet young thing in Chicago i Main. Telephone 536 announces short hair hereafter w will be a sign of age and only old women will wear it. If that does these barbers who want to keep up the payments on the swell cars they have been fi- nancing with feminine hair trims better lay in a supply of switches P. D. Q. for that'll be the only thing the sweet young things be- | m— CANADA CAN CARE FOR HERSELF. < | | P B towns are worrying because landed the out cents are landed | more than Hot Drinks Served PHONE 94 routed fcr Canada were Chamber of these bananas or St. John. Commerce of will now be Likewis - e KNIGHT! or MBUS Se?he?l Ommc" No. 1760. tings second and lasr Jlomhy at 7:30 p. "o Transient nrolhe.‘! urged te attend. Counell fham- bes Fifth Street M. cIN’ n port. 3 K R ports 3 in Canada that this is a part T Y AT Meets Monday nights 8 o’clock kagles’” Hall Couglas. Willlam Ott, W. P. Guy L. Smitn, Secretary Visiting Rrothers welcome. AMERICAN LEGION Meets second amd fourth Thursday each mowta i2 Dugout. says: . o ’ Helene W. L. Albrecht PHYSICAL = THERAPIST Medical Gymnastics, Massage Eleetriecity | 410 Gceldstein Bldg. | J, B. BURFORD & CO ||| Dr. Charles P. Jenn L. C. Smith and Corona T i Rooms 8 and 9 V. TYPEWRITERS Bullaing 5= o Elxs W ) P_uhuo Stenographer R . o Telephone 176 cdnesday o e a— Bl chmia She: I need a little | TR % Exalted Rufor. change.” ATTENTION MASONS " J. W. WOODFORD Dr. A. W. Stewart M. Siden, He: “Ask fhe weather for| A called communication of Mt.| | poo o "o Tgo e DENTIST Fiatling: Brotbers v ek e X some; I don't know anything tha:|Juneau Lodge No. 147, F. & A.|| T3 Thtasknbe Qo Hours 9 a. m. to 6 p. m. hose Latin American would-be assassins of |has as much.” M., will be held in the Masonic| 1,00 ¢iraS Ao tMIE o ower SEWARD BUILDING i Those remple at 7:30 o'clock Monday| | 8 Oftice Phone 489, QerDetinine - Bediee Presidents and ex-Presidents might make more T Temple “at 9680 "o/ clock 1 Y| | Policy, also accident and | . > Res. of Freemasonry (e & e import those| Even Files Failed to Smoothevening. Work in the B- A De-| | pouity’ jneurance. Phone 2| Phone 276. Scottish Rite :"_' f““"~ g Their Troubles gree. By order of t‘hn'\\ 3 M. | rings on Salmon Creek. Even-| Regular meetings et B (Court Note in Columbus Paper) b e G A | ings by appointment. | ronih et Fa0 g Divorce petitions filed: —adv, Secretary. Fra &t Dr. H. Vlnoe "l"" Scm‘%.x.mglra Madge T.".{m vs. Paul C. FILES ATTELTION Ostospath—301, Goldsteln Bds | | 5" HEISHL, Socre- gross neglec For Carpenter Work of any Tto8orby ont kind—shop or city—Call Handy Livensed Ost thie .?,-c.n Ancy. Phone 498. Phove: 1971, 4 HOT TOASTED Residence, Gastineau Hotel = e —¢ i SANDWICHES 5 and Dr. Geo. L. Barton CHIROPRACTOR, Hellenthal Bidg. Office Service Only [ HOT TAMALES Hours: 10 a. m. to 12 noon. 2 60 e B o p. m. to 5 p. m. and 7 p. m.| |[MOUNT JUNEAU LODGE NoO. — t0 9 p. m. Phone 520 oy ol e ok CARBAGE ohinsensoTic e Stegmle b t the) tice of Medicine, 4 JUNEAU ICE CREAM{|!| " “Sirgery or Onteopathy. " m:lg;? ER P, SCOTT, HAULED ARLORS T — gl 152 B : ; 4 D EATERN STAR AND LOT CLEANING Robert Simpson Socond and Fourth Tues: a 3 G. A. GETCHELL, t. D. 8 orelock. " Seottien Rl Phose 109 or 149 Graduate Los Angeles Col- Camue M ATRELLE 3 or o leage of Optometry and ron: FANNY L, ROBIN. - Opthalmology SON, Secretary. ~— -—=——————F| | Glassos Fitted, Lenses Ground i Janeau Public Library — — o 1‘ l’r(') o E': is?-o tici N | ptometrist-Optician Free Reading Room | Eyes Examined-Glasses Fitted City Mall, Second Floor | Room 16, Valentine Bldg. Main Street at 4th 10:00 to 6:00 Evenings by Reading Room C;=a From | Appointment €3 m to 10 p. m. Phone 484 Circulation Room Open From i to 65:30 p. m—7:00 p. m. to £:30 p. m. Current Magazines, Newspapers Reference Books, Ete, | FREE TO ALL | New, select line of visiting cards Phone, Office, 216 at The Empire. o sl - % S = for sale at The New, select line of visiting cards at The Empire. (Printe Rupert Empire.) Local dwellers say ‘‘Prnice Rupert,” a good many times each day, fn the course of more or Jess casual conversation./ ‘How many ever pause to think of the man, whose name this city bears? ~ What did he look like? What was his character? A life of this picturesque cavalier, who lived in stormy times, has come our way. It's worth reading. Rupert lived in the 17th century, and according to the historian, he was no weakling. Soldier, sailor, adventurer, he led anything a colorless existence. There is no record that he ever had a wife, but he was evidently quite human, and “a devil among the ladys fayre.” This, from the book: Loyalty and strength were the key- notes of his character. Never did he break his word. With friend and foe alike he scrupulously kept faith, and whatsoever he found to do, he did it with all his might. In all things he had the courage of his opinions. The rigid temperance which he practiced from youth, in an age and a country where drinking was almost uniyersal, shows an unusual independlence of char- acter, and an unusual degree of self respect. So much for one deseription. No -doubt you called the right, But sometimes Central's not 8o’ bright, | At least that's what you thought, “Hush money's” what you got. —Emma Spencer, Newark Advo- cate. number } or xoomn! | LEGION, NO. 439 | | THE CHAS. W. CARTER MORTUARY . “The Last Service Is the Greatest Tribute” Corner 4th and Franklin St. Phone 136 Meets 1st and 8rd Thursdays each month, 8 P.M. at Mooss | and if the Maritime farmers had not Hall. suffered from the shutting out of their potatoes and other products, those Prov- inces would not have become so depress- ed, and the policy now complained of by the United States ports might not have been adopted as one of the rem- edies. The high tariff policy of the United States has compelled Canada to seek trade with other countries, and it might be interesting to the people of the United States to know just how energetically Canada has taken to that alternative. She is doing everything possible to en- courage trade with Great Britain and other parts of the Commonwealth, and she has made treatiegwith a great many other countries in which mutual tariff concessions are granted. o . . The United States may sometime find it to its advantage to adopt a less ex- tlusive tariff policy. In the meantime, Canada is capable of looking out for her. Here's the other: self. She is pushing her trade to every He was brave and courageous to corner of the world, and the total vol- rashness, but crossgrained and obstin- ume of that trade is growing at a re< ate. His genius was fertile in mathe- markable rate, matical experiments. He was polite to v NI SR extravagance when there was no oc- < & b 5 3 n casion for it; but haughty and rude MENCKEN 0OU ,;‘l;l)‘ I'v STEP ON HIS when it was his interest to conciliate. He was tall and ungracious: He had a hard, stern expression, even when he wish pleas of Babbittry, whose chief sport is belaboring of 'z‘;\]::r”h(x‘; v(-:::le::::‘lehivnzasl)‘?l‘]l; barbarism and expounding truth, comes forth| terrifying. : strongly as the champion of the right of ome to Reading between the lines, one gathers that “think as he please: Is he inconsistent or care-|Rupert had his little problems and difficulties. less? Is not this thinking as one pleases the It is fair to conclude that, taken all in all, he source of a lot of his annoyance? Is that not| % %ounds Sir, a whole man. And so this an Americana habit that makes for barbarisme| ' DY G8d. 18 well and honorably named. Is not thinking as one must, as one’s informa- tion and reason point, the road toward civ- lization? w. ' Senior Re- | | Kate Jarman, | gent; Agpas Grigg, Recoraer. - but ¥ . Rk I've always understood, Emma, It’s reputation’s bad But to get e’en hush Admit 1 would Brunswick Bowling | money 1 Alleys 1 | | be ad AUTOS FOR HIRE FRYE BRUHN fo men, o2 omen seless Information They coined the word “soupy” so they would have some way of describing the streets after a blanket of the “beautiful” began to melt. Phone 218 e — e —— With a Full Line of Quality Meats PHONE 38 ™ ALASKAN HOTEL ... . e MODERN REASONABLE RATES COMPANY H b SAND and DAvE HoUSEL, PROP. tection—Dbe sure when getting L[ EL a cab that the name Carlson Carpenter and Concrete taxi is on the door. Work —4 JAPANESE TOY SHOP , B. B. MAKINO Front Street P. 0. Box 218 for Mall Orders| More Or Less True No matter how much of a nag she is a woman never can be made to believe there is any other man in the town with as good a wife as her husband has. If people spent as much developing their brains as they do their egos the Hall of Fame would have to build a dozen an- nexes. ! A man isn’t vain; he buys hair tonics because he is afraid of catching cold with so much bare- ness up there, not because he is afraid a bald top will make him look queer. Many a woman with a face easy to kiss doesn’t get many of them after she has been married a while because her disposition is tdo hard to live with. Friend Wife would gladly serve those swell meals deseribed on the women’'s page if she could pick them up at the delicatessen on the way home from the bridge club, the way she can potato salad BLIC IBEFERENCE Here's nromntneu — effi- ciency—service —says Taxi Tad. Public preference is shown to Carlson’s taxi service because you ‘can RELY on the driver to take you to your destina- tion in safety. For your pro- time | Our delightful friend Mencken, implacable foe No job too large nor too small for us. MORRIS CONSTRUCTION CO BZILDING CORTRACTORS Phone 62 Carlson's Taxi and Ambulance Service Phone Single O and 11 MONEY Isn’t Everything It Happened in 1929. (San Francisco Chronicle.) Yes, it happened in 1929. A newsboy on e Bryan thought as he pleased without regard to rhyme or reason. Dr. Straton thinks a8 he pleases—not as the world about him would Indicate to a reasonable mind. It pleases the Babbitts to think in well prepared grooves, It is| much easier to think as one than to endeavor to discover the truth. Evidently Mencken not foot lately. Market Street, between Fourth and Fifth Streets, chased a man half a block to restore a banknote the man had accidentally jerked cut of his pocket. And then the boy was reluctant to take half the amount of the banknote as a reward. We read so much about crooks and embezzlers and sharpers that sometimes we wonder how the vast business of the country ever gets carried on. That kind of boy is the answer. RS AER <r ( More than 800,000 of the eligible 4,477,412 World War veterans have failed to apply for their bonus under the adjusted compensation awarded them, Washington Veterans’ Bureau figures re- of banks ang |veal. The time limit for application, on that ac- large corporations, member of boards of .\'“‘“"‘ has been extended by Congress until dozen welfare and cultural soceities and asso.|JABUATY 2. 1930. Please tell your ex-soldier gations and member of as many fashiondble clubg, |friends—(Dubuque, Ia., Tribune.) Mayor Jimmie Walker's only sartor rival, orator, | Tammanyite and Catholic, and, strange as it ne nsefi{"ff”' Lol i A ke ot Bl Cals Afms, apparently about to rival William Travers| tiomal fange for irecrir, bolnted out that addi- me, of early century fame, as a raider f ; Sl b el b 0 bhidy A ofinot remove present handicaps to enforcement, es that he regards 4s criminal, has been,| |among these “the congestion of 21,000 liquor seems, accepted by the super-government Re.|cases in the courts, with no rellef in sight.” ormers as a righteous man. Their acceptance | -\ecl"(’ldry Mellon knows what’s what.—(Dubugque, i8, of course, based upon his record as a raiger|'a+ Tribune.) and his declarations that “known criminals and| ive-keepers have no Constitutional nghls those who question his tactics citizen,” The erldeln that he has been accepted; R pleases has stepped on his ACCEPTED. Grover Aloysius Whalen, Wanamaker’s, director of a general score manager of the Lives there 2 man with soul so something or nulhex that he gets a kick out of newspaper “‘are ll&)(\plmlngruflhfl of officials being sworn in?— (Bos- ton Globe.) and | and cold boiled ham. What goes into the hash isn't | any stranger that what goes into a woman's hand bag. Nothing surprises a wife more than discovering her husband con- siders her as hard to'live with as she does him. The reason your friends don't lie awake nights worrying about your troubles is because they con- sider yours a huge joke 'longside of theirs. One reason wWhy men won't dress like the women is because they s Mabry’s Cafe Regular Dinners Short Orders Lunches 6a m. to2a m PULAR PRICES Berry’s Taxi + PHONE 199 Stand at Gastineau The Packard Taxi .PHONE 444 Stand at Arctio B g .Pmnpt Service, Day and Night CovicH AuTo SERVICE STAND AT THE OLYMPIC Phone 342, Day or Night Junean, Alaska But it does provide many pleasures» and comforts as well as necessities. People who save a little as they go along are always able in time, to have the particular things that give them the most happiness., One Dollar or more opens an account in our Savings Department. g The B. M. Béhrends Bank OldeuMmAhh JUNEAU TRANSFER COMPANY Moves, Pucks and Stores Freight and