The Daily Alaska empire Newspaper, December 29, 1928, Page 4

. 4 k E . Democrats. It by those R TS T Our bet is that the first thing a [ (IINTRETTERRRRERRREERRRRRRROREI al V AldSKa "lI)er that he is the best qualified man to solve thef & widower learns after he gets his rapid transit, housing, budget balancing and| ' ALONG LIFE’S second s that he'd better get an| p,ACE YOUR ORDERS JOEN W. TROY - - - EDITOR AND MANAGER other pressing Gotham problems. The Central l DETOUR 1 ‘];" :;” :T;"H“" :1 l:~ ”‘1"' \_fl l e g [Press Association says, however, that it is reliably| | e s NOW FOR Bl COMEASY R GoenatY and Main |reported that Gov. Smith positively refuses to be | By SAM HILL S rut ofTiRHEe. Q e eote. " 2 P o & Nor did we ever expect to sec - - AL . | — the day when we'd only be able tc N L) Oftice in Juneau understocd that Mayor Walker will be| payeg 'Em Wish They Dared fpick out the modest girl by the ew 1 ear's e ‘ ate for Mayor to *‘“}‘;"}"‘" "”:‘"'” “"': The fool pedestrians who rush the|tight way held her knees to- F: SUBSCRIPTION R . that former Mayor John F. Hylan, who served lights NeF VAR ARE k¢ ddwn Dell d by jer in Juneau, Douglas, Treadwell and ; 2 % ghts, r P 2 W elvered B ane for $1.23 per month, [two terms and was defeated by Mayor Walker| Make motorists profanely swear,| 1t father agrees with mother ruit P Ry g halds = e 'm“'jl“‘,‘,‘g"15.“‘,,";_.‘ e in\ the primary in 19 will run as an inde-|Especially when their insultingjthat daughter is foclish to marry ) $6.00; or wdvance, ' $1.2 5 _ipendent candidate he prospective Hylan can-| look for love when she can get a rich akes aotty o e o DEomPlY | didacy has encouraged Republicans to believe| Shouts out: “Just hit me If you|man it's probably because he in the deliv papers. o R |that they might be able to elect a Mayor next| dar hates to think of amy other po: ) e lal and Businces Offices, 374 | vear through a division of, the Democrats | g : sucker spending his life listening Plain and Decorated e \\:r“'E‘M!‘EEH‘VSEMAVS‘S?(\:.I‘A‘T‘ED PREfi‘S‘. s It is said that many Tammany leaders would ¢ No Answer. To T’ha( i to the gre V\'Im; about lack of mon use for republication of all news dispatchcs credited tolnot favor Gov. Smith for Mayor. They fear there| “"’“1 ”"“r]"‘j‘ #1 : T‘"; H]‘“nx ey the way he has it or no her cr in this paper and also the ol e " _|around’ so much,” growled dad. % - & local, news published would be too much non-partiganship in his Ad-} .oy he gut of luck if the earth . AUTG DRIVERS, NOTICE JUNEAU BAKERY ASKA CIRC ATION GUARANTEED TO BE LARGER|Ministration It is admitted, however; that hej, ... o - (oo that and decided Notice is hereby given that all ALASIUAN THAT OF ANY OTHER PUBLICATION would be nominated if he said the word and that|y,, weve rignt,” retorted the gon,|l81t8: and particularly the rear| Phone 577 We Deliver . “|a nemination would be equivalent to an election o lights showing license number by the largest majority ever given a candidate Relativity must :’_(‘ lktpm h;l‘fll!mn at -ll’l 'IIlHlIIIlllllllllllllllllllllll mnmm | s, ator: e penalized for that office Though a run on the bank fs pag,|' ™% VICIgIOrs Will Be pena g = — As every banker knows; e prenEiL || R haB] T . P GEO. A. GETC L HOOVER \\]Il PROV\ \ ON K. K. K. |A flapper is convinced it’s worse, | _uqy Chief of P | € e lransier 22l To have one in the hose. e | Phgggml,rg“ d.%uol)gs N - an | 1t is whispered about Washington that ac-| - / WE MAKE ERLARGEMENTS | ! SEBVICH Dur Motte !quiesence in the Hoover plan to have a simple( _ Try This ov_| Your Wife Alaska Scenic Views adv.| linauguration without a paradé or a ball was ac-| Brown “ql‘.“ did your wife give - |celerated by the discovery of an itching on nnu"”"'.‘:"]"‘““'I' i e I lack—She said it interfered part of the K. K. K. to get into the |ml"u|v‘w“h R L o . X {in large numbers. If there is anything that e ¢ CLL[B L4PE President-elect Hoover does not want it is for Mualngs of ‘s Murrisd. Mas 3 | the people to asscciate him and his administra-| [¢ g wife could shut her eyes to P Az tion in any way with that organization, it is|her husband's faults she wouldn't R T K ), | A } 4 ; . T. Kaufmann. Prop. AMERICA A D BRITAIN. {contended. Mr. Hoover's friends say that his have to open her mouth s0 often 7 I Gk contempt for the K. K. K. is fixed and deep-| —_— AR | The ay i vas fincrea v o ef-| i i ece 4 2 Bergmann The Manchester Guardian, one of the greatest ted. They say it was increased by the ef-| Interesting Information Recently o 11[&{ g { Bnglish newspapers, says ntery of a prominent member of the order,| Marcelite B. Quick and Mary Dining Room i | el Aol e have the Am- lone of the cwners of its Fellowship Forum, whvn';’m”" were among the holiday ericans and the British been on _terms | e joined in Virginia the Hoover invasion of the Iwideafn; Kadsas OHP ALY SRR £ | SPECIALIZING IN | as bad they are now. There is ill- |Solid South. It is said that Mr. Hoover expects . 5 f . : | %o 4 B i e A Bore You've Met ! J feeling, suspicion, misunderstanding and to make it clear that he holds nothing against| .wy ' \ind ot a fellow is this H MUTUAL ICE CREAM estrangement between the two . mations the Catholic Church and will have at least one| s, “po il ome 750 - aRase That is true, yet there Is no thought of [member of the Church in his Cabinet 1" He 14 the kind et AR i o¢ p q an American and British war. 1t i reed m;.:! At least, the K. &. K., it is said, will find m)iprs were given eats a0 they oeltd Cooklng We Deliver there can be no war between the two great|welcome at the White House during tlic'Hoover|listen to him broadcast.” _y Engish speaking peoples. We say this in spite|incumbency MERCHANT'S LUNCH JUNEAU BILLIARDS of the admitted intense trade r Iry that exi Thus writes the Washington representative of | Ma§t of It I_u Worn Threadbare | 7 and will continue to exist. In the last anal |a well known news syndicate. } .\v:\' Profanity for the Movies.- \; 11 a. m. to 2 p. m. neither the British nor the Americans exalt| — i — "‘m f. g W | ) : hy just for the movies? i trade above everything else. Higher ideals than b ieaitle donsiati diibabant o Clam: WitH] v TR || Short Orders and Regular || T B 9Eh end cants; 4ng. D uads. and ”"}i““‘ €*V€ ! the date “1907" carved on its shell. This sug-| Suit Them Dinners Public Lih n\s mainstri ; |"»\ l}u\)l n]vnn\i\vs' een "I- 1‘\‘&\:‘- that the clath’NtSGEMRAD in KespINE: BUL) RNy of Ldan: VeAsL? Sdneadt | Janean ic rary American anc jritish rivalry or oreign rade, N ’ + Tha s | 1 | T of a chowder for 21 years at least. That was|line. T ; | both countries realize that it is a rivalry thatpCf # chowder for T i ttiny are avallable ] A0S -meat 14 anoiier. potkan CLUB CAFE and b | biiv gq [very well, but londs of testimony are available | at is @ s , F Readi R | could not be settled by war. War would but add |, & 00 Lo e peat that record only |and we reckon while that listens | ree cading hoom to it it indeed, it did mot come so mearly de-|,, "o,y yicyymg to the chowder later in lite. |like bad news to some, nothing ey e Clty Mall, 8eccad Floor stroying the trade that there would be none| TR & | would tickle a cornfed more \hflu‘r ’——~»»«~vm“ Maln Street at 4th for either country to quarrel over. Chicago gangsters killed 7 persons last|to be able to look forward to a Reading Room Open From The menace of the strained: relations between | . = L0 Bl LT to go. That is an in-|TeW Of them Kind of years. | Rayon Bedspreads 23 m to10p m the two governments at the present time is not| . of more than 15 per cent. over last year's s Circulation Room Open Frum i rel g ati | ! " Ry Pride Poor qubs'itu(e for Undies \ 4 : . . m—T: war, but that it may result in a cessation Of|go.p jigt in that same gangland. Murder is mm‘,rh' AiBhny ' 1051 Taba whoH Colored Sheets and to 5:30 :'.:L' 7;’0 p. m. to Go-operative efforts toward world peace. If We|.p 'the Jeading c of death in Chicago Througigwvinter's covered with| il C e are to make progress toward permanent peace | S I, | SO0MG n!lnnlm» Pillow Cases Curn;t M“uln;.,kNTnnn i ratd ¥ Tnited St i eference Bool te friendly co operation between the lm.(nl .xl‘.m»s, Preaident-elect HooV: has postponed “‘“'lnm;ppw she's keen for all to see |?Qhaets and Cases with szl AtL h and Great Britain is absolutely essential. World | proposed party reorganization trip to Dixie, and| In her knees she's the cutest|{" 5 4as€ peace could be brought about in no other way.|\will go straight to Washington from his tour of| dimples. Colored Borders = If America and Britain cannot get along, what|{gouth and Central Amer | — { . S g % is the use of talking about a comity of nations? | i, e RSy | What's The Use in Cift Boxes Just what yca want—Chris It could not be. A Newspaper King. Blinks—He talks and acts migh- & mas greetings. See display of It is unfortunate that things have been per- |ty big. Reasonably Priced Cards at Empira. mitted to drift inta the situatien that now ob- (Manehester Guardiang Jinks=—Yes, but that doesn’t save tains. One cause for it all has been that The American electoratd, ‘as - Pegistered for|him n:\um having to buy 14 collarg statesmen have been giving too attentive ear to|nmext week's Presidential poll, reaches the ounr—‘mhl 63 hats. : Admirals and jimgoes. The Manchester Guardian|mous total of forty-three millicns, men nn_d women | - { JARMAN S “ irals Biw . tntea. |VOLIDg On equal terms. This vast public is served,| Maybe She Wanted Beer, Too, or says “Admirals have talked too much and states-| ; Py bl i fen to little.” Clemenceau once sald that “war|§enerally speaking, by newspaperp ‘with a local | nstea Sacond- Steset : o little. AOPA onek wald - the ATl v at most a regional, appeal, since the contin-| Some folks are hollering for Corner 4th and Franklin St. 18 too serious an affair for Generals.” He Was|cuu\ gistance of America make it impossible for |Ight wine but we see by papers right, and the same applies to Admirals. f\"“wnu daily paper, even when published in a central |that Gladys Lightwine of Kansas if war is too serious a matter for Generals and|metropolitan city such as Chicago, to reach be-|(City, doesn't want her Lightwine Admirals, certainly peace is, for peace is the most |[yond the radius of a short railway journey.|and is suing him for divorce. serious of all international problems. When |The striking exception to this rule is the Hearst A AUTOS FOR HIRE countries allow themselves to be Influenced by [Press—that is, !hr'”vhnln of morlmux m:"‘ }e\v;l‘x‘linfi‘ The Port of Missing Things strategy rather than statesmanship they are not [PAPers, now more than a score In mumber, Whic “A rummage sale’s the place bbby . g lors spans the United States from the “American” and| +hings went” sald Brind preparing for peace but for war. 5 g 5 A PR i d ’ Sy e 7 the “Evening Journal” of New York to the “EX-| «ppjend hub is looking for L 1’“"""“’-"‘]"‘ ‘I'""“““"" P an aminer” of San Fancisco. The architect of this e e t may be tha there are ritish " arka Vi 8 v as 3 ¥ remarkable system has been at work, as new ;i and American Admirais who would iike SAner owRARSaria TAINGuE. A forty: Fehius Y e A HAPPY AND a fight f so, it is for the govern- W. R. Hearst has changed the face of American | ; : . " : - g o “That astrologer predicted a ments \U_Hmlfl them keep such mis- journalism, and from time to time, giving ”h‘agr.-.n upheaval in m\'pli{e during chievous ideas to themselves. Anglo- to his political ambitions, has made himsélf ;T T CCEC L American naval parity has been ac- prominent in National affairs. At one moment | REXt fOW yeurst cepted, and - nothing -"that the Admir- he was not far from nomination as a candidate) —HECS YO FHIE T i 3 alties can think, say, or do should be for the Presidency. The man himself, however, | E* allowed to circumvent this parity. . -If, |has remained cnriously unknown. His name has SRR within_the framework of a broad and [stood, in his own country as well as in Europe,| °";' e L oAb genoral parity, fhe one: obtalns an . for an institution rather tiifin for a personalfty.| Afier GiEgEnave besn married arithmetical advantage over the mho!\ This need be so no longer. An American jour- |80 long a wife’s only appeal—is for Carlson’s i drivers ave it does not matter at all. The Ameri- Inalist, Mr. John K. Winkler, has just written |more money. ] Sisertul ahnnd Sontenied cans are mot trying to outbuild the a volume (published by Jonathan Cape) which| A smart woman is one who lets ys Taxi Tad. ;‘“"*“- but if they ;"0“‘ i l'“"l“""""h‘ describes in direct and animated fashion the ;A man lh‘nl‘; !Lh" r:i so dumb she or & certain type of vessel, and, even man and his career. His policy during the past|is over-awed by his smartness. it the British Admiralty thinks that bgeesi been to plant a Hearst paper in| We'd like to see science explain T:‘:; :‘t":.t)‘u“r‘t'::y":lli}":&t::l;t“; when this preference has been granted American city of strategic importance, the|why a flapper’s mirror always tells :mmg preic. .. gl S the American fleet will be stronger than entire chain being supplied by the syndicates— |her she needs more paint and pow- Efier. at your disposal every the British, it does not matter, for the for mnews, plctures and “features,” which, like|der when everybody else can see fiour GF ‘thel ik — fiobt ‘odlt problem is, or should be, dominated by the newspapers, remain under his control. How-|she already has too much on E o o 1l deeper and wider considerations than ever we look at it, this is an astonishing achieve-| The ideal husband is one who i e usually enter the heads of the Ad- |ment. 1In justice it must not be forgotten that|can ditch his craving for eats i "“';‘i'"‘“-m 4 oo 4 the name of W. R. Hearst has from time to time|when he gets home and finds his|s u ere 1s a further source o been associated with public causes which a|wife is too tired to get up a meal Carlson’ i . - A s ; : arlson's Taxi and MR O Relcab graicangempnt. 1t s Roosevelt, a Wilson, or an Al Smith may in turn| There used to be a few zirls who 2 w at \1:3::un|”1,«71¢.£ l-.lvlisl-hnml calls the have commended as essentially progressive. hoasted thelt MM Were thelr Cor Ambulance Service * o G LA Lt e R — tunes, but even the homeliest ca ¢ entente: alliances, . 4 i i ing . Phone Single O and 11 of ententes and alliances. And in this Crying Need of the Va!mn. boast now hers costs one & case the mischief has been done on this side of the Atlantic, and again largely because the simplicities of strategy are 80 much more convenient and alluring than the complexities of statesmanship. Viscount Lee of Fareham is perfectly k right when he says that Great Britain s {8 Euopearn but mnot Continental, a neighbor of Continental nations but not one_of their family. Nevertheless she has assoclated herself with one of the . Continental Powers, She is entangled in the fine and barely visible but cling- Ing and tenacious web of an .entente, A The effects are already apparent. Not that the danger of an Anglo-American war has arisen, but Anglo-American co- operation has been suspended and the fires in the forges and armories that were creating the world’s peace have @ died down. To establish peace is more than to avoid war. It is an evolu- tionary, creative act that cannot be ac- complished save under strong and unit- ed leadership. Great Britain with Am- erica is alone capable of giving this leadership, and by British and American co-operation the world's dies. URGE GOV. SMITH FOR MAYOR. Pressure is being brought on Gov. Smith to for Mayor of New York, and the pressure m as strongly from Republicans as from ~ peace lives or is believed (New York Times.) What this country needs, Niblo, is a good cry. In his experi idh'r\r!()r. |calling for relaxation and the general tone |improves. He therefore recommends application of “the philosophy of It has long been an accepted { is all wrong for a great deal of n to be stored up and then allowed {outlet There is the oft-cited |goers who are worked up to nobl a fine play, the ' playhouse tears, than to order a them home. Those unrepressed pers profusely at the heroine’s misfort joying at least a partial release of |emotions. Since there Americans, weeping as a whole. But when he feels it will do him most telephone operator in sucecession, if the last train out a hairbreadth, of Fifth Avenue, have a good ery. Perhaps much of the bitterness of the recent political campaign another form of the ‘“catharsis” now that November 6 is no official “wail the Is safely happy Winter of bridge playing. accor he has found that after a tragic the actors enjoy a of case but who do no finer deed on leaving there is small chance of the nation let each man weep offers four wrong numbers if the. engine dies in the middle thing to do of tears. But bors who mearly came to blows In the heat of partisan zeal are settling down to a peaceful, THE DAILY ALASKA EMPIRE, SATURDAY, DEC. 29, 1928 g of all parties ding to Fred ence as movie scene beneficial their work a widespread tears.” 120ry that it ervous energy no legitimate of theatre- e resolves by taxi to take ons who weep unes are en-| their pent-up | ing wall” for good. If the is missed by is just to and invective was simply past, neigh- | and hadn’t the slightest ide: It always makes a husband sick for his wife to get the notion he ought to be eating a lot of things he doesn't like to keep Lim from getting sick. We never have heard of a man wanting tc divorce his wife be- cause she knew all about cooking 1 what a slam w, NEW YEAR CARDS Favors for that New Year Party. Also—New shipment Pleated Shades Prices Always Reasonable Hayes Shop Opposite Coliseum Theatre ‘Berry’s Taxi PHONE 199 Stand at Gastineau P Prompt Service, Day and Night CovicH AUTO SERVICE STAND AT THE OLYMPIC Phone 842, Day or Night Juneau, Alaska John Borbridge 3 TAXI [P S e ey el 1st. gain a competence Oldest Bank NEW YEAR ‘4, Per Cent Interest On All Savings Accounts New interest period begins January Deposits made between now and January fifth draw interest from January first. account here today and resolve to ing year by depositing to your ac- count as often as possible. The B. 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