The Daily Alaska empire Newspaper, December 27, 1928, Page 4

4 THE n Congress it wet ma drys. Representative the to give wets evident that of Reprseentatives don't object the of sharing Dmly Alaska Empire ‘ JOHN W. TROY AND MANAGER|' | " Publishe pt nday EMPIH X i COMPAN Sec nd dry Prohibitionists be found that the that claimed by the of wants to give the mally probably vould cha Congre law - EDITO hing out the that said 88 i and Prohibition It also, most nators and they have opportunity TES. glas wonth. follow with the wets Treadwell and| death e Seattle Holme Puget member St senior firm of of leading polis. He live-wire Stewart A. B wholess of le one drug wart and removes the citizens Sound metr was an out- ng figure amc L6 of Seattle half century Windy gangland up the City convicted her If she will just LARGER putation of the will wit- work t mprovement 2 ‘nv s a marked to with doubt the States There ason |that Alaska air service longer any ¥ ted is no will be conne during the coming year Latin Blood in the Senaie. [l (New i f the |iards Frenchmen in the discovery, {ticn colonization of this country, it | ple see a little more Latin blood in Con Two descendants of the Roman She- Wolf were elected Se week Former Governor Larrozolo cf Mexico, chosen for |the short term ending 4, 1929, is a Mex lcan, a Chihuahuan by birth. Felix Herbert, born lin Quebec of native-born Rhode Island parents, step into Senator Gerry's shoes in the next In this case, Latin suc Latin delegation will suffer a great loss in of Mr. Bayard of Delaware. ‘‘Char- has an ellent assortment of convenient for the politician is sheer Latin. If he followed fam- he would subscribe himself pecifically and formally, “‘Charles Le the | Co Mr. liroussard of Louisiana is obvionsly and u rruptedly French. Senator |Hale is no N and possibly his French-Can- |adian constituents have been apprised of his fo tunate nt. He springs or should |since, y ought to be taken seriously by the the Hales of Kent, who exhibit Hale their Norman forbear. younger Follette continues not distin hed upon another Liiin i mior or from Virziniu tier Glace.’ isest head, name-origin ens, Werenes, York achievements of It Times. ) view and and ure is a to ators a New March g0 MORE GUARD CUTTERS EEVED. COA jir the loss | win waters and Alaska of in the Starr Wes! United at he wreck halibut phasizes the nced for Cutter to some other t at vessels térn n t » departure Curtis most name nt, b ationed Cordoy ex an- s has impressod th ¥ Hi urity tha sthe this ver should lik portions of the 7 rthy thin a sense extended only Gove of we to rritor 11d iment por o w branch of rvice be w striking distance Alaska coast fleet in but there els to vieinily, in Alaska of ali ought have one oi n the Ketchi all the ber of their stations once a relief cuiters could ti the spring and } year round. The Coast riant and iment agencies enough of desc genea good, from Nicholas de this Gulf sufficient distr a the of n time would mean a as must leave cutter relieve those that werh the guarded year for appel- seems her the herd all t follow t Francis in Guard Service e most of ady and | records, abo unl Warrenes ficered I The imy best and manned ali | jove 8 ulways 1 en of Cheyenne and Joseph Warren Hill one stock. Senator Du Pont’ peaks for itself. The old spelling of Sen- Fletcher’s must have been “Flechier.”” Our cosmopolitan and lately much-traveled 1”;(“\]‘:“1\4' friend the Nordic spelling ‘Ihv ienticated **\ " as he is affectionately popular | kiown, it is said, in a section of the Granite| State population not immutably Republican. The | two Senators Robinson may or may not approve the pediz ree-hy who trace them back to a | Huguenot “Roby Even the junior Senator |from South Carolina, a proud Nordie among hill-billies, has one of the Frenchest of names, |for Blease is udoubted “Blaise.” There is much good Latin blood It curious that anybody little of it should be false to prohibitionist f o lo its part. only trouble is that are ught to he larger name ator TWO PIONEERS ARE CALLED. wut Two of 8 and o with the death on Ch N Harry J bad been a resident of the latter for 31 a member of the fast dim- of '87, of the few left| had husiness here for| dune raiest a ristr Ray- Alaska pioneers passed away Day of Richard P. mond. The former for 41 vy Mr. Ne inishing * Pioneers in this City. H more than fwo years, reared his fine family accumulated He had the confidence and r He good ghbor, good citizen served Council man the alway son and ars and son was une been in who it by the Sen- has even being a married m..xt..t. a compet- | a est of the a good Juneau Post- Adminis- trust score was is and ence here, entire City friend and a in the City master during tration He a duty Harry throughout heart, jovial, he was a fon. He, also, the City Co was a ne L e — He Cle faithful and eland to was The Synthetic Cow. (Cincinnati Enquirer.) Arcadian dreams of life will be shocked Ly the coming of the synthetic cow—but it here. The artist of the future who goes seeking bucolic charm will not enliven his pastoral canvas with ucs of gentle kine sojourning in shallow waters wending slowly “homeward o'er the lea;” will not see them gathered at the bars of the farm gate when the twilight hour falls, or reveling in the lush grass of Virgilic meadows. No. it is said that the day soon will when we shall take our milk, not from the swollen udders of faithful sensate servants, but from the tubes or funnels of a cold and scientific machine. Synthetic milk now is a fact—a fact of such prominence and importance that it enlisting |the alarmed attention of dairy farmers through- y|cut the world. 1t is being produced in increasing | volume and quantity from an “emulsifier.” And it is milk—the best gift of nature and her gods. It doesn’t appear that much can be done |about it. The modern city housewife is not too familiar with Arcady, and probably would have nothing to do with it if she were, and could help herself. We are trending upon the time when all our food is to come to us in tabloid form— when living will be simplified beyond even the dreams of devoted hermit or insufferable crank. This is the Industrial Age—the age of ma- chines and machine life. But it must be sad for the poet and the painter to realize this fact. Who, pgetically, cculd refer to an “emulsifier” something whose tinkling bells could appeal to the aesthetic soul? And what poet, howsoever in- spired, could write: “Mary, go bring the emul- sifiers home?" Our age may regrets to wis a or had Territory, circle of friends of body sense wide Big keen and wonderful Juneau was among veady Raymond the I royal a and humor, compan- | in un- essing a of mixer served e Lways a or several times meil the most 8¢ to he friend outer. had more the Terri- that did ip a come and me or t w down Probably personal tory, and mot love him, & Alaska can ill afford lose n 1ch these pionecrs whom death called Christmas 1) +—Mr. Nelson and Raymond. . They among the best of those who to in early days and helped to up ization the North, assistan of the scattered was not to old throughout one of them a no one friends there timers se is to as Mr. Wi x Alaska | civil- came build a in A CHALL For the last dry forces of th an overwhelming majority In the present Congress that the drys control the vote of 73 to 22 and the vote of 320 to 1i5. If th they have a majority of 8 to 1 in both Houses. Now mes Dr. Brohibition Commis fore the Appropria House cf Represent NGE TO THE DRY years the countr organized have claimed in Congress. they assert Senate by a House by a . are right, approximately o as a James M. Doran, to testify be- i Committee of the ives concerning the problom of enforcement. There is no e and question of Dr. Doran’s loys the cause of prohibition. Various dry or- ganizations hove indorsed his work. He now ipfornis tils committee that efiective policing the Nation in the matier of the pProhiu m v will require a new system of Federal courts and cost $30( 000,000 a yeuar instead of the §30,000,- 000 which iz now provided, Are the drys in Congress and tl organized drys who watch over ( gress prepared to occept ihis lenge? Will they hring before House of Representatives legislation mul se low tiplying by t the sum uow appro- tion v woa priated for enforcement, in order (hat Cour HrJu a real experiment may be ftried? Or will they dodge the issue, for fear of | stirring up resentment? (New World.) Of course Congress does not dare to give Dr. Dcran all the money that would be necessary 2o give the eountiry effective, Prohihition The dry Senators aud Representatives arc not that kind of Prohibitionists. They are Prohibitionists for political purposes. They do not want ef- fective Prohibition in the first place, and they would not dare to tax $300,000,000 a vour out of the peoples’ pocliets for political Prohibition. ’ 'l‘le fact is that if there were a way to count @ ner, be blessed think of a in time many e when feminine usefulness designed for nure. them by a tand it, two dollars’ more than. a three-hundred-dollar opera- —(Philadelphia Inquirer.) — e Furthermore, we doubt if there chance at the trough for all the new cans, unless the old Republicans move (Lallas News.) As we cine is worth tion.- e und that the new idea in medi- is much Republi- over and 1 chal- he Count tuat day| 1108 sun sees no filling sta- undit with a gun. — (Louisville viil vised version: — Mysterious lights are sald to be ing a farmhouse near Defiance. Cherchez le e moon- shiner!—(Akron, Ohio, Beacon- Journal.) b —_— It used to be said that trade follows the flag. Are we now to have its demonstrated that trade will follow a Prseident- elect? — (Boston Tran- script.) o illuminat- ork e MR € AR R Massachusetts, there she stands but 1 3 N ather lonesome.—(St. Louis Globe- -Democrat. ) PORINERRENY. | S Well, anyhow, even if the Soliq South i busted, it wasn't hollow.— (Dallas News.) y but| ‘| “Dressing “Cour- | more | spring, wnworthily | Walloon | New | to | his | but | s and mortal teeth shall have outlived the| worth of prevention is‘ DAILY ALASKA EMPIRE, THURSDAY. DEC. 27, R because her mother has ) bed looking worn out from all the housework alone. t make much difference ere a woman's waistline 1e neck gets all the hugging days. ever a | ;’. th | - N Great Sport derfu family'd like to hear The once’n awhile But inks it's heeps | N fun to turn the dial, | has been as with me won- 15 ik sideburns hearing his wife's him a man knows he ought Zoo, but doesn’t know ought to ask for monkey cage, of the donkey cart around the - mus her t this he a the bear that pony Sez Granddad— ng thrown over a Hhors had its disadvantages least there was |to go through that 1 B head " but ! draws no windshield|tra ther optimist is a who he is going to his y bringing her somethng for chen old married man is one keéd to name would Lower man is please Rest From Cold Ham Blinks: “Heard a strange coming from the Kkitchen got home night.” Jinks: “Burglars?" Blinks: “No, it was the si sound made by broiled.” sound 1 who, his wife's favor- probably answer Lights Be Burn. when last ling the | being a steak hat about hat a man woull probably 1s successful buying h as she is in choosing him be wife’ neckhi Add Foolish Rhymes “This pile of dishes,” he remarked, “I'd better wash up, I think rn sunk if wife comes home | | “That's a dirty “Whaddya “Excavating ‘wealther. be dig.” mean?" cellar R. T. Kaufmann, Prop. a in wet tecently of the Bergmann dining Room That's That Dining for Turkey.™ {line on the woman's We know that one Wear a suit that will allow plen- |ty of ex around the waist- | line, Head- SPECIALIZING IN Home ‘ : Give Him One C()Oking s here clares there is Mr. Grouch “Huh! He ought to with you ‘for awhile, the Missus. a psychologist de- no pain,” remarked MERCHANT'S LUNCH try tiving 11 a. m. to 2 p. m. " snapped Short Orders and Regular Dinners More ldle Curiosity “Man Shoves Peanut 11 With His Nose."—Headline, How cr. nut have be to be sent to the bhooby hate e CLUB CAFE does a | —_— Plenty of Shortage of reported. Well, at 1 |age of the | know theirs. Them, Anyway Rt ,-.,..-------1 the onion crop | | 1 is | Rayon Bedspreads is no short-| think they ! | t there who Colores Sheets and Pillow Cases Sheets and Cases with Colored Borders in Gift Boxes Football |1 wish that football be | played All winter |No winter To watch could in the ice and snow; cold makes me afraid| the game (by radio).| | % I Laugh That Off Reasonably Priced “Now, what's the matter,” | growled they wended weary way home, “I was just thinking,” sarcasti- cally replied his wife, “that if you were really as funny as you think you every doctor in town would be back there now trying to quiet the hysterical laughter of the other guests.” et their | JARMAN’S Street Second are, i i} Times Change ‘We used to know when the clock struck ten it was time to put out the eat and cover the fire.” “Yes?” “But now after a couple of blow- outs we know it is time to retire.”” Not That It Matters— But what do you suppose chig- gers do with their time during the long winters? Sometimes A Liability Her fathey kicked him out For keeping daughter up such unseemly hours— And now her boy friend laughs When told to be successful needs staying powers AUTOS FOR HIRE tin Carlson’s taxi drivers are cheerful and contented he —says Taxi Tad. This contentment smooths the path of courtesy and stimulates willing, efficient service for you — at your disposal every hour of the day — just call Single O or 11, Musings of a Married Man A man can’t understand why his wife will go om saying she likes music when she raises such Cain about him singing while he's tak- ing a bath. Carlson’s Taxi and Ambulance Service Phone Single O and 11 s Berry’s Taxi PHONE 199 Stand at Gastineau Be Keerful of Your Alibis When failure you declare Is due to lack of luck, 'Tis a confession that You lack both brains and pluck More or Less True The closer a husband gets to be | the farther apart he and his wife grow. A vanity case may enable a girl | to spoil her complexion, but a case of vanity simpty ruins her dispo- sition. The reason many & pretiy looks so fresh and sweet girl the at The Packard Taxi PHONE 444 Stand at Arctio We Wish All Our Friends and Cus- Prompt Service, Day and Night CovicH AuTO SERVICE STAND AT THE OLYMPIC Phone- 842, Day or Night tomers a Happy New Year. Juneau, Alaska Hayes Shop Opposite Coliseum Theatre | opin- | | | [ | 1928. SRR e e | g PROFESSIONAL ! PLACE YOUR ORDERS|® . o NOW FOR DRS. KASER & FREEBURGER | DENTISTS 301-203 Goldstein Bldg. PHONE 56 Hours 9 a. m, to 9 p. m. New Year’s Fruit Cakes Plain and Decorated Dr. Charles P. Jenne DENTIST Rooms 8 and 9 Valentine Bullding Telephone H— —3 JUNEAU BAKERY Phone 577 — Dr. A. W. Stewart DENTIST Hours 9 a. m. to 6 p. m. SEWARD BUILDING Office Phone 469, Res. Phone 276. We Deliver AL T T LT Reliable Transfer Phone 149 Res. 148 COURTESY and GOOD SERVICE Our Motto Dr. H. Vance Ostec path—201 Gn‘d‘laln Bld. Hours: 10 to 12; 7 to 8 or by lDDDImnan( Licensed Osteovatnic Physlc'an Phove: Office i371. Gastineau Hotel Dr. Geo. L. Barton CHIROPRACTOR, Hellenthal Bidg. | Office Service Only ; Hours: 10 . m. to 12 noon, 2| p. m. to 5 p. m. and 7 p. m. | to 9 p. m. Phone 529 CHIROPRACTIC {8 not the practice of Medic Surgery nor Osteopathy. 2— | —1 Robert Simpson I | Opt. D. | Graduate Los Angeles Col- | leage of Optometry and i Opthalmology | | {3 MUTUAL ICE CREAM 75¢ per quart We Deliver JUNEAU BILLIARDS tted, Lenses Ground | l | Glasses B e | GAI{BAGE HAULED AND LOT CLEANING G. A. GETCHELL, Phose 109 or 149 R A AR R Janean Public Library and Free Reading Room | City Hall, Seccnd Floor \ Maln Street at 4th Reading Room Open From I 23 m to10p m | | Cireulation Koom Open Frim | L to 6:30 p m—7:00 p. m. to £:30 p. m. Current Magazines, Newispapers | Reference Books, Eto, FREE TO ALL J. B. BURFORD & CO L. C. Smith and Corona TYPEWRITERS Pablic Stenographer Daintiest of Christinas carde Sumples now on display at the Empire. Just what yca want—Christ- mas greetings. See display of Cards at Empira. Nmmo“mm’fi—‘— — [HE CHAS. W. CARTER MORTUARY “The Last Service Is the Greatest Tribute” Corner 4th and Franklin St. Phone 136 ; GEO. M. SIMPKINS (O. A HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR ALASKAN HOTEL MODERN REASONABLE RATES Dave HousgL, prop. 4 Per Cent Interest On All Savings Accounts New interest period begins January 1st. Deposits made between now and January fifth draw interest from January first. Open your account here today and resolve to gain a competence during the com- ing year by depositing to your ac- count as often as possible. Fraternal docieties et 108 Gastineau Channc’ s | | ] Juneau Lioma Club Meets every Wee nesday at 12°78 o’clock. Lester D. Henderson, Presidenx H. L. Redlingshater, Secy-Treas 0. ELKS Meeting ovi csday even t 8 o'clock hmidt uler, retary. Visiting Brothers welcome. Co-Ordinate Bodles of Freemasonry Scottish Rite Regular meetl LOYAL ORD: OF MOOSZE Junsau Locgs No. 70 Meels every Monds) night, at ¥ Jelorw HELLAN, Dictator RT, Secretary. WALTER "LODGE NO. Mon- MOUNT J NEAU 147 KNIGHTS O COLUMBUS 3:ghers Councll No. 1769 cetings second and Monday at 7:30 p. T-ansient brothers urged tc attend. Councll Zham- bers, Fifth Street. aDW. M. MCINTYRE J. TURNER. Secretary D/UGLAS AERIE 117 F. O. B %\h'els Monday nights 8 o'clock hagles' Hall Couglas. William Ott, W. P. Guy L. Smith, Secretary Brothers welcome. Visiting AMERICAN LEGION Meets second and fourth Thursda) eacn montd {2 Dugout. WOMEN CF MOOBEEEART LEGION, NO. 429 Meets 1st and' 8rd Thursdays each month, 8 P.M. at Moose Hall. Esther Ingmgp, Senlor Re gent; Agnes lzz. Recorder. ___..~——_‘ - Brunswick Bowling Alleys Ior men and women Stand—Miller's Taxi Phone 213 Rl | L JAPANESE TOY SHOP H. B. MAKINO Front Street P. 0. Box 218 for Mall Orders MORRIS CONSTRUCTION COMPANY SAND and GRAVEL Carpenter and Concreta Work. No job too large nor toe small for us. MORRIS CONSTRUCTION €O BYILDING CONTRACTORS Phone 62 UNEAU TRANSFER COMPANY Moves, Packs and Stores Freight and B e Prompt Delivery of ALL KINDS OF COAL PHONE 48 T—gemoe Transfer Co. | Tl_w B. M. Bel:rends Bank Oldest Bank in Alaska SAW MILL W00D and COAL , Office Phone 389 Residence Phone 443 1 — THE EMPIRE HAS THBE LARG- NG vn’m, Il'!,l,.