The Daily Alaska empire Newspaper, December 18, 1928, Page 4

THE DAILY ALASKA EMPIRE, TUESDAY, DEC. 18, 1928, D .l 3 AI L F . f rd-working, good-na painstaking O———————————————@(wi climb up on the eclevated | MMM PROFESSION AL T » — S I1nire and at base, for all his happy Tam- [ cha 1 2 modern shoe-shine par- ] S ai y aska &n X many irregularity, he was becoming a | ! ALONG LIFE’S = et i PLACE YOUR ORDERS Fraternal Socteties —— e ——. free man, He was the the kind who [ I ever is a simpler way of & = = abipeie: JOHN W. TROY - - - EDITOR AND MANAGER ved good: compaly, ‘s SoUUGtxar o ] DETOUR Reiting it cof 'Wia dlanses Mticr & NOW FOR B : . - g Pramy ) good ifter a good drink, and he || i BB o1 found. b Wit by v DRS. KASER & FREEBURGER Gastineau Channel nn'?é'?'&l""%n&"%’.&a Second and Mait | was never ashamed of it. He was a 4 DY SN = by who has grown weary of . DENTISTS = Btreets, Juneau, Alask St man's man. The primrose path never g e s g v his wife hand him a dish rlstmas 801-303 Goldstein Bldg. . 1070 il s | ; : —— Pntered in the P lass lured him. * * * Smith makes no pre- to just as he was sneaking PHONE 56 : matie, s [ | tense of erudition, but no ome who ex- Dopes Badly Handicapped |, 1o read the Heper 4 Hours 9 a. m. to 9 p. m. J“ne‘(‘:‘; wam TION PATES, | am his career can deny his wisdom If the reduction dopes she buys ¢ the family's experience of F ! v AERSNCIIRTION RETE | Smith has exactly the faults that mark- i r make her thin, her husband!,. " Gl tims rult """ - = ©Oefverea by careler In Juneau, Douglas, Treadwell and | 3 And{ trving to live on father's salary L Meets every Wee hane for $1.25 per month. | ed Jackson and Lincoln. Backwoods twill surprise, 3 g Woir yplefirmandy o By mall, postage paic following rates: | become back. all I 3 4 I daughter feels ju d in detour-) C k B T e i By e nesday at 12°1@ a8 ."l‘:‘f In‘:nd\:n 2.00: montas, in advance | \;Hm‘w in education become back alley For she eats her three-squares a ing around the love of any W a 88 D Cll 1 P o’clock, 400 onc month i nos, 135, v will promptly| _ CXCellence | day who'll have to buy the engagement T, Uharles T’ Jenne |;.,er*) menderson, President .&..';..‘rho:«-;”:(’n\flm £ NaR Bins of SHseRIatiey | Well, to be fair we had as well forget the| And draws the line at taking(p.ii. on the installment plan I 1 D ted DENTIST H. L. Redlingshater, Secy-Tream i the delivery of thelr papers " campaign and take Mr. White's book’s word for it exercise You alwaim caw #nd’ Jult Aol an anda ecorateda ST .5 A g Telephone for Editorial and Business Offices, 374. i 5 o el kg Rooms sn“fidl' Val B. ®. o, sl eanal - e e e ooy | are the ladies in-the comr ity 4 uildin, K MEMBER =F ASSOCIATED PRESS. X | Dr. Pearl thinks Americans want both Pro- | Sez Grandad— woma likes by checking over —re T,..ph,,“'". B e o an el e iina s Lufbition and liquor, Ha blleves, ahia everybody| It used to be “another mouth|iy e who failed eive invi- ) % D P—, it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also "W'» nows he is correct, that they are getting both. [to fee but now the big worry is tations to her big party. JUNEAU BAKERY s @ Sscal news published herein bl it suggests the declaration of Dr. Doran,|“another dent in the fender,” or The only reasonable explanation Dr. A. W. S B D s {head of Prohibition enforcement in the country, ;i ca of why flappers survive the w ):n o DENTIST Wartlig: Sebbib ool oads [when he said in an interview: “Even the wets Their Faul v Lo e LT W Rours .8 m. 10,4 0.0, nust admit that Prohibition is better than o P °)'I']“j“ f"”“l““m B an eyeful he. forgeth tof 1IN SEWARD BUILDING Ca-Okdinats Bodtes 3 § * people believe 2V on, ch them z - : | R TN T e [who think their husbands ought| ., 't bring nis wite canay| | Reliable Transfer | Phone 276. by .k fair to induite whether, or mot' M| il pety il ies U Hill | hecause when he does she eats| | Phone 149 Bes. 148 | |3 second Fri [ White's book is another reiteration of his high i ‘Olifetuuatl’ Pquives o hecausa e v | ~ COURTESY and GOOD v manth |opinion ot Gov. Smith or another retraction of| " Yeah, bacause they are: amtine| gt i 0 vl B «n|| BERVICE Our Motto Dr. H. Vance | : A e headache that makes h S all o b a0 ot the nasty things he had said about him ually making monkeys out of ‘em.| e oy ik ‘ Eiurs: 10 to 1h 1t o | —Tip, in American Legion Goun. oY 7t 8 or by appolnment i A ISRSE. €4 | There are indications that many Republicans|cillor. B4 paperd Tor wate sead Bridi Zicensed Osteopatnic Phyaic'an | ire already wishing that the Solid South were i : Phone: om::o “"i! 1 LOYAL ORO:A {stinn so1 d Scmething Ought To Be Done |NOTICE OF SALE OF PERSONAL Residence, Gastineau el OF "Moosa | These ldy y ddys PROPERTY | Juneau Locge No. 7& g iy hese muddy, sloppy days, | Meats overs: Mondal Seattle Should Help Alaska. When the bespattered legs we s Dr o T Barion . 9 ;‘E:‘ILA'\; "m::x - - see, District Court of the . Ge ¥ Are v v s e T i (Seattle Post-Intelligencer.) We wonder why they don't I"] vl .\‘:..1\»- for the Territory CHIROPRACTOR, .Hullemh-ll Bidg. J. H. HART, Secretary. AMERICANS WANT BOTH PROHIBITION| ' rolloving period when Alaskan trade, in| Ivent mud guards tor hoslerys| | A e e Office Service Only SURToRER Come AND LIQUOR. of its major aspects, shown marked | =R Bankruptcy Hours: 10 a. m. to 12 noon, 2 ind_and Fourth Mon- i i it.is more than pl to learn that| Too Optimistic In the matter of J. M. Glovan-! p.m to 5 p. m and 7 p. m. o (Sach, monthin Dr. Raymond Pearl, who is said to hold more in the Northern Territory are to be, “Why, you are all weti” exclaim. etti, Bankrupt 1 to 9 p. m. Phone 529 glnning at 7:30 " o'clock earned college degrees than any other American, |brought more definitely to the attentiom of the|ed the stenog. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, CN'"°"["‘°(": e PARIE S O - B SRS CeETres 9 12 W | 3 "ha 3 3 arce. “Yes,” g Y n 88, “30' 2 . is not the practice of edicine, o - b b s ; E G g o outh, University of |United States Chamber of Commerce, Yes,” growled the boss, “so’s that pursuant to an order made v s Secretary, ;v‘l'"i' red "'I g 4}'\1 "”””r s ‘;” A o The Western Regional Convention of that|the weather report—it said ‘Fair' in the above named matter andl §{ MUTUAL ICE CREAM sy Surkery nor Osteopathy . i 3 ichigan, Leipzig, Colle ool s Soans i body, whish Has just oldsed fte sessions at Pasa- (and 1 came off without my um ¢t araign p- i= - 3 der of _ ot | oG 4 s s sessions sa- | ame « i -[Court, the undersigned, wiil re 8 er qu 4 Order o Institute, and two universities in Naples, Dir B dena, “calt., ' decided “te.ciplade we important | brella.” ceive bids for the purchase of the ()c' per q e S . b"—'] Setims LA SOtk etk of theInstitute for Biology at Johns Hopkins for | oy eyan” matters be fore the National Board of | stock of general merchandise of We Deliver Robert Slmpsnn davn ot Al MAth B¢ the last ten years, author of many scientific|pjrectors | _Musings of a Married Man |tne said bankrupt, at my oftice ‘ Saislack, CHoottish "Ride 3 h | id ba 3 . b N ‘emple. MILDRED MAR- R Xiunogsephs, cloi bax mado 8 Sareful study | | One. rasdiution adapted ‘asks that fhe Gdyernsbi RIMEIE o o sick and his|No. 7. Valentine Building, up to|{ JUNEAU BILLIARDS}| | cmdunteorrr)»: A?gem cot-_| TR S S E Oy Mt of Prohibition, both as a publicist and a scien-ing Board of the United States Chamber of Com- | wife is the nurse theve usually are[the Z1st day of December, 1928.; (‘,ARLS()N TAXI Shan ot Ox;tnnlf'!l'y P Jis _\17.11' BROWN, Secc Y. tist. He concludes that Prohibition does not pro- |me ree give attention to the fostering of the sal-|twoiof them who hope for a speedy |at three o'clock P. M. ! Phones Single O and 94 Opthalmoltey ] ST e e T o hibit and that Americans do not want it to do|mon fishing industry. recovery. Terms of sale, cash on day of e meeeeeed | | Glasses Fitted, Lenses Ground | | o, hfl..c‘fi';,‘.’,,“i,?‘?n Lais s0. He says Probibition never caused a reduction| 1t Was also recommended that Alaska be | sale, subject to confirmation by ikl datn Wahere Counel A ' 3 f liquor. Instead it con-|€X¢eDtéd from the provisions of the Jones 1 The Idea the Court. The right is reserved - B Monday at 17 ”:. '1];0 i',‘j',‘jf,'i“‘:j? “w‘w. .‘.m\ '708, when only a |S1IPPINE bill, wh ch would restrict foreign vessels| 14 g gotting 50 a woman doesn’t|to reject any and all bids. B o ¥ | e e e | Tt b ;.m *i Ix \L : ‘“\ ey e N 1.u:.|., um»!\\!’m ,'. i Ve o |dare to stoop over unless she is The inventory of said stock nr: J Publi Lib GARBAGE b lew States were ¢ § KappEeS . ue, perhaps, tp its detachment from the | eilli let the world see for|mechandise can be seen at my| aneau ublic iabrary tary. hibitlon made it impossible to get further sta-(States and to popular misconeuptiens oros oll- RS 50 tir 1t n. teoR e RelAtic: d sl g tistics, nctwithstanding that in the meantime half lmate and natural resourc Al suffers from [ - “m,ki]m[ enid to Wl she V. A. PAINE, an HAUI‘ED DUGLAS AERIE 117 F. o.d . Stat pe ry 7. | neglec e s y 3 p erican | o " . " Mnistod ankr . ts Mondag or more of the States had gone dry by 1917.|neglect In th ixty-one years of American iy S Sa i Trustee in Bankruptey. m 2 @ Mee! n BT ey i Ige |OWnership the Northern Territory has sent out|°ReT things begin.—Sam Hill in| R L bl Free R ading Room e nights 8 o’cloek The only statistics that we now have to judg Srhont Shonnt ( il 4} th Cincinnati Enquirer. - e -( City Mall, Second Floor AND LOT CLEANIN * lagles’ Hall 3 i <o | €Xports g inting to considerably more an | 5 A N e , 5 of thu‘ quantative use of .H\lu\.m.u:t‘ .n:’ 'v);(t(;lr $1,250,000,000 ably more n.n‘ They‘rc B o an expert photogra. H Maln Street at 4th G. A. GETCHELL, ‘[)uuglns. William Oft, W. P. Guy that give us the number of deaths TRGRS Contrary to common belief, this vast sum is|PPer—they know the right sort of Al i{| Reading Room Open From Phome 109 or 149 L. Smith, Secrsliry. Visiting holism, and that is higher now than it was in not made up la v by extraction of irxvp'luve-1"_""“!“”"“’“' will take care of a Y 7 f a1 m to 10 p. m. S e & Brothers welcome., 1910, when less than 17 per cent. of the people |,y mineral treasure Probably not more than |little over exposure.—Judd Lewis; Circulation Room Open From| '8 — & A i lived under Prohibition laws a quarter of it is so accounted for. The balance|® Houston Post Dispatch. Ladies” Rayon Vests, to 5:30 Do T B J. B. BURFORD & CO AMERICAN LEGION However, as an observer and a publicist, Dr. |represents contributiony by natural resources | 3 6:30 p. m. « D, 4 { : : $ . | o 8 second a Pearl thinks the people of the United States want|which are, or which could be made, lasgers re-| | e Bifferinse ¢ Bloomers and Current Magazines, Newspapers L. C. Smith and Corona b n Thuradag both Prohibition and liquor. This, he thinks is|Producing " and which are potentially perpotuci Though he gata halder than 4 bil. Combinations Rreferatiay Muckn) S TYPEWRITERS eacn montd Ia true today as it was buck In the days when his|SOUTCes of vast treasure. And Aluska's store of| Mard bal | FREE TO ALL Huzonsn ative New Hampshire had both Prohibition and |™iNerals has scarcely heen touched. | A men wauts not to | at $1.00 Per L i Pablic Stenographer :“] “; - m‘m‘ iltions, “eunning wide open, asis - The caamliltision fs inescapable’ fiat a Terri-|But when her first gray hair a Garment [ o SHI006"~88 Mmany’ sgloons, “gu © onen, 851tory Whick "has been so productive could, with woman spies, B she afterward had under the license system 1,,.»“,‘,..‘ ttention, be made more e 5 e, AIWETE Won nbe il Just what you want—Chrlst- Daintiest of Christnas carde. ;o =~~~ , ] ade * productive, in- She always wants to dye! NS He concludes;, stead of being permitted to fall into deeline. | e Excellent Value mas greetings. See display of [Samples now on display at the|| WOMEN CF MOOSEEEART The Américan psychology regarding Beyond the comparatively few. along the Pa-| Figure It Out For Yourself Cards at Empira, Empire. Mee!f&?fl% n’!?'rfi.a.n Prohibition I;ww';w‘:!,\'vrml,\- 1,‘ Iy u:l:]uf | illin- (v':mulv \\')m»]mw-. had intimate contact with| “Yes,” said the dad, “that young- | b e P g v —— each month, 8 P.M. at Mooss | the ]NIH ¢ A)Iul-—l e m; anc ‘\ ng :\ aska's vast dimensions, every new generation | ster over there is my son.” ! Hall, ) up that every child indulges in. No one has to learn something of the Territory's great | “Huh! Why bring that up?” ) § would think of calling a child « hypo Xtent. It fs still more or less a terra ;)n:'u:,:xllm growled the Brute, JARMAN’S THE CHAS. W. CARTER MORTUARY f:;?.e;‘l::m rig &;?;MR.: crite because he dresses up as a cowboy [t the average citizen of “the States B | : : ”» Wl o ' or a policeman. Other peoples are, in If Alaska could be picked up bodily and Nikiet SAMIE T Dlsitvitiod Second Street “The Last Service Is the Greatest Tribute —— othur respects, just as child-like and g oonited (Btate ploper,. the ‘eAsten end | @omutinieet sseus de our ene. Corner 4th and Franklin St. Phone 136 Brunswick Bowling n in their psychology as the Amer Wwould touch the Georgia coast, the western | mies ought also to have been giy. | ST T m e e 1 ca are ut “u).n.]:,m\ luvnr f‘\: "v’"v“’l” would reach the Pacific in California, |en g little advice on making them- A o ample, consider the problem of why While on the north the Canadian border wouiq Ives easler to love oo for men and women Englishmen wear silk hats (They still be touched at North Dakota and on the PR e E Stand—Miller's Taxl do.) It is apparent to the meanest in- it would exte s line e ‘e . AR [:]Imrmv m..l;I a sk hat, considered and ‘:\l.xlm:‘:.m“l 0 the line between New Mexico ~ Woman and Her Ways AUTOS FOR HIRE | Phone 213 ;' hat, is a Ilw-l"‘)l‘ ”",""“‘"““]"‘ ”"i"w : It l’liu)'wl In this position, Alaska would cover Al:::vv::::"(-al:s;'w'rw‘ll '1:1::,] ‘;EO M SIMPK INS CO 2 - uncomfortable, it is ugly, it is wen iree States and the western on i 3 C @ . - . easlly damaged by the elements against Super end ot Lake | That when her head she does l JAPANESE TOY :\v{l)xivn“n A.\lfll:r‘pn\li-lll to be a ]m;;mlmn (“" nature of geography, and by right of She never does her un::\:;. S PRINTING and STATIONERY i SHOP iy then do Englishmen genera carly enterprise, Seattle is the gatews i it WG an ndartaieg and ool e empire of the North. We should not abety |1 105t her head and long e'er SCRIPTO LONG LEAD PENCILS u 5. MAKOID particular, wear it? For a simple re our interest in any efforts which may | that T FFICE EQUIPMENT Frout Streef son. The silk hat is a symbol of re- |to promote its develqmenry. Y WDMNERIS]. Riie Tos¢iBEE Boart, you ses: FILING CABINETS OFFI Q P. 0. Box 218 for Mall Onders, spectability, Expensive as silk hats are, S S Now she must never lose her step, they still offer the cheapest of all known o A Second Biooming. ways to achieve the outward semblance of respectabilit 1 e In a precisely similar way National (New York Times.) Prolfibition i3 the silk hat of the In a gay mew dress and leading Ring Lard- erican people. It ensures our repecta- ner by the hand, the ninety-two-year-old Morn- biity and has never so far interfer ing Telegraph appeared on the news stands yes- with tlhe desired consumption of [terday. Mr. Moore and his ociates, who bought |the paper from the cohol. We are psychologically not a re Thomas estate, have com- istic people, but on the contrary a | pletely ged the format and the formula, and naively idealistic folk. 2 |the experiment they are marking will be watched a1 34 with interest and cordial good wishes by the remainder of the Nw York press. RATHER LATE BUT STILL GOOD. The Morning Telegraph has gone in strongly R e for names and columnists and for a generally In spite of the circumstance of the old saying|More cultivated type of material. Its chief in- fhat self-praise ix half scandal, we shall not|terest remains in sports and the drama, and the refrain from caling attention to the fact that|PWK Of its type continues to be layished oo Re ticle which s going the rounds of ”w‘lh(* performances of race horses. But throughout vy x s ik 2 s v |the new product there is sufficient evidence that aska press, for the second time, about James I, “writing” 1s to be one of its large g ; ; E s &€ concerns and Fozard's being the head of the companies that that the smart weeklies and monthlies, and the are building and will operate the Ambassador | personal columnists, set for them. Mr. Lardner's return to daily newspaper work 3\»‘1]] be hailed with pleasure on all sides: he used Bridge to do ;|' column like this in The Chicago Tribune before The Saturday Evening Post suddenly found g e Exasldent | (o u aallg, thgk GRTELT ) writer out § 26. A copy of | (higan ut in are going to have a pace Bridge bétween Detroit and Canada, o in The Empire office pire last May graph issued Compar of and General was prepared in The Em- The data was taken from a mono- by the Detroit which Mr, Manager, and published International Fozard last April is ks 3 ) R 5 raising its circulation by the thou- g:p:rrx:mmmvh Was sent by Mr. Fozard to The|gands with his stories of “You Know Me, Al ; —_— However, it is a good story and worth thn-;» Fiw_ thousand thieves were arrested in two revival. weeks in the Republic of Ukraine. 1t possibly R P Sk Would be a good idea to banish them to Detroit. N ¥ ;| (Atchison, Kan., Chrenicle, WILLIAM ALLEN WHITE'S LATEST ON | o it WE GOV. SMITH. Iy ]n',\': ;.{m~ claiming a great victory in elec- b lon “of Hoover, but it stil seems im ‘ e g AW 2 possible : Wflllnm. .\]h»n White, sometimes called ()\(‘;lll:cl all those California Erapes are being made “Sage of Empor who devoted a good deal of|into Jelly.—(Cineinnati Enquirer,) time during the recent political campaign mak- —_—— Ing and retracting and reiterating charges against . Now that a German chemist has succeeded Gov. Smith, has just published a hook, “Masks|!n absolutely fire-proofing paper, Elinor Glyn in Pageant,” in which he discusses prominent [ (WEN U1V her hand at another novel.—(Macon, Americans with whom he has come in contact,|©% Tele€raph.) He tells what he knows and thinks Presidents, from Ceveland With names like.Uhelyi in the college fot- he | a1l line-up, you can’t of the eight whom to Cooli | 3 2 blame th, o hias known. But particularly interesting, in view serting the ot familiar Etaoing ’z’l"l'(';“’;;r;‘l"’ in of his voluable activity during the late Presi-| (Springfield, Ohfo, Sun,) 5 g dential campaign, is White's reference in his - — book to Gov. Smith. In his tribute, he says: He can be loyal to a friend, but he can go to the stake for an idea over Al Smith, it is now banker to he W reported, will become a He proved himselt during the campaign something of a teller.— (Akron, Ohio, Bea- Else, she'll in pieces be! A Reader. Well, when she goes to pieces, this You'll never fail to find To her dear husband she will give A large piece of her mind. More Moonshine “His wife is suffering from corns, she tells me,” said the Missus. “Well, I saw'him last night and he looked like he was suffering from corn,” grinned the Mister, Going, Going, Gone! Machine Age to Simplify Dress. —Headline. It already has been so simplified it looks as if the only possible way of simplifying it any further would be just to discard it altogether. More Or Less True A woman has to want a shine mighty bad and either be long on courage or short on modesty, if she PR - Mabry’s Cafe Imperial Building Front Street Regular Dinners Short Orders Lunches Open 6 a. m. to 2 a. m. POPULAR PRICES Merchants Lunch served from 11:30 a. m. to 2 p. m. daily. B0 cents e the body of his friend—and keep his | con-Journal.) friend. * * % Hig brain won his ad- —————— versaries. His heart held his friends. s And _“H'n- are still those who think that * * * He was elected President of the Tacna-Arica is a remedy P g s for rheumatism,— (Cin- Board of Aldermen. He was honest, cinnati Enquirer,) HARRY MABRY Carlson’s taxi drivers are cheerful and contented —says Taxi Tad. 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