The Daily Alaska empire Newspaper, December 5, 1928, Page 4

@ : D(Au'l y Alaska Empire JOEN W. TROY - - - EDITOR AND MANAGER nday by the Published _ even vening except PIRE A Second and Mair EMPIRE PRINTING COMPANY at Streets, Juneau, Alaska Eotered In the Post Office In Juneau as matte: ond Class SUBSCRIPTION PATES. Denverea by careier In Juneau, Douglas, Treadwell and Thane for $1.26 per mont! postage pald, at the following rates: advance, $12.00; dvance, '$1.26. Confer a favor if they will promptly s Office of any fallure or irregularity oir pRpers. rial and By mall, One year, $.00; one month Bubscribers will motify the Eus B the delivery Telephone for R =F ASSOCIATED PRESS. The A’lrFTVvBAE ly entitled to the use for republication atches credited to It or not otherwise published here in it Bdit ALASK~ CIRCULATION GUARANTEED TO BE LARGER THAN THAT OF ANY OTHER ~UBLICATION “JUNEAU JOKE.” and its receént boom Exchange a lot time it was aboul the market to The Juneau on the New of attention a long 1 on the Alaska York is attracting lowes Men fre- quently t priced s suggest as a stock could purchase get anything becans more than by Alaska interest presents This at less money buying else of Juneau financial history Time, the news-magazine edition of which we find, | Joke,” following stockmarketeers Wall Street are tradi- | But it would be a mis | never joke | Do know the the November 26 the As everyone in Manhattan’s tionally take to A typica Fir thing Second Juneau If the ciatively, ing Joke he smiles buy Alaska tical Joke phase tracted in the under heading *“Juneau the knows, tense a rder you any- | in rader: Get on Alaska First Trader winks slaps his thighs, it is a But if, new to his gratefully Juneau, In either appre- Know- business, proceeds to becomes a Prac- i# a huge and it case, it of Al has been the in 1919, it cost one could buy it for 25 cents the most part, it hovered around And ther for a jest, three potent stockmarketeers bought it in large blogks as the wittiest of all popsible Christ- mas gifts to their wives, Last week, three wives of three stockmarketeers, debated not to sell thir holdings of Alaska Juneau, They knew, of course, that the stock had appreciated in value just 1,000 per cent. a share since its purchase, had hit a high of $10 a share. But it not go still higher? Amused, they looked at income reports, noted that 1927 deficits ranged from $3,500 to $43,- 000 monthly, while monthly earnings in 1928 exceded $50,000, occasionally hit $100,000 Thus or 11l the stocks on the Big Board pany Back 1923 for $1 $2.85 a share; in po- tent whether or might stockmarketeer's the m of Wall traditional jest wives savored Street’s typical, THE SOUTH WOULD CHANGE THING The passed a resclution to move to M Democrats are to The considering a moval of the Gen “Stonewall” publican Vi are Mississippi State Senate the other day inviting Alfred E. Smith ppi and live where red-blooded in the ascendency by a ratio of five Legislature of that State resolution looking toward tobert E. the Gov one is the also re- Lee and of Re- Missis These that, while meant political that and Dixon's bodies of Gen Jackson inia to Democ the election significant of the has been inaugurated south of from soil ratic sippi aftermaths of as jests, are war Mason Another phase South is the demand Democrats who Raskob resign tional Committ that Moody paper, Smith supporters, Simmons, Senator Heflin Barton and others of like kidne in for the of Mr. Raskob to give the peremptory it will probably about forts the Mississippi the status quo. of the of a and political lot Hoover war in of those former Chairman Na- ct permit the Democratic The Daniels’ joined Bishop to che a successor Gov and Josephus ne have Cannon, Dr, demand not likely request, and as effective as the ef- Legislature to the resignation to be is ity of change SEASON WOOD BEFORE BURNIN It in either before it says Rolf TI of the United ment of Agriculture, “will throw if burned green than if dried first of course, may red for fuel desired to keep a fire for long @8 a rule the practica ages firwood well dried ioned. ting firewood, therefore drying. *In order to ar Is necessary to exy protect it from rain. narrow and as open as wind there is may blow freely The cords near the bottom of the pile usually dry more slowly than the others, it the pile rests directly on the groung Any temporary roof or cover Lo off will help to produce faster drging. , A raised support for the pile is desired. “Wood piled in a closed shed usually dries more slowly than that plled in the open. Wood- IT. firewcod is to give the maximum be green of heat stove seasoned or fireplace it must is burned A piece of wood," en, States Depar out heat Green wood it less be prefe when is but of having After the first object is quick low time, ady are unqu wood it The possible as fast as possible, it and wind and should be as that what through them sun piles 50 keep rain for | for | But | 1 8 the Senator | cut- particularly | S——— — it or better foot [sheds would be slatted for the they 80 built the wood could dry the prevent were ) a above floor, | that lower layers of the This also good circulaticn would | better and to would help decay both s and wood ! ( convened before the ngress Monday of and the run | week over invasion various that have been organized this that Government or branch of the {begin. Some of these days we may get a Con (gre at will declare and the self-designated men %k women fof legislation bac flelds, o shops and tchens Those who are making of of President-elect at least learn the Presidents of the Latin Ame: | S S | The profound sympathy of scrap books Hoover's names of the an Republics. wccounts trip may latest the United |munities that | earthquake 1 Al Returns to Albany. | s | (New York Here's derby World.) | to a that's tilted and | brown; | Here's to the figter that wears it! ( Here's to a fellow who when he's | knocked down | Laughingly, wittily bears it! ‘ Here'’s to a from his hat to his | shing Making wisecracks on his bruises! | Here's to our Al, who looks big when | he wins, | And shrinks not loses! | Thus Mr. H. I Phillips {to a Happy Warrior” in th: Sun. And it is par- |ticularly appropriate, it seems to us, especially | the, last line it, to what happened when Gov- went back. to Albany on Thursday thing would expect when a candidate home under the circumstances which at- this return to Albany is a funeral hush close friends at the station, a bit of emo- handshaking, and that is all. And if it crdinary candidate, that is about have happened. But not with Gov- There is something about him that off from the ordinapy candidate and, as different. When he got back to | Albang whole town was there to meet him | There a band playing ‘“The Sidewalks of |New York,” there was red fire, there was a deaf- |ening cheer. And it is small wonder that tears rolled down the Governor's checks as he looked |on. For he must have known, if he thought |about it, that here was as great a tribute to his worth as was eyer paid him, man an inch when he proposes his ‘“Toast of rnoer Smith Mhe | comes tended A few tional had what ernor {marks |stamps you been wouid Smith him him the was a Junean Gold Mining Com | e dullest and dreariest | | James Cook. (Manchester Guardian.) Two hundred years ago there was born in a village of North Yorkshire a boy whose career (made him one of the classical heroes for all later |British boyhood as well as one of the greatest ornaments of the Royal Navy. It was not by battles that he gained either of those distinc- tions, though that might easily have been the |auickest way to both; James Cook's gifts of courage and character were applied to the en- largement of knowledge. The son of a farm {laborer who had risen to be farm bailiff, he left |the haberdasher's shop to which he had been ap- |prenticed in order to go to ses, and from the {merchant service he moved as a young man to {the navy. His educational advantages were ob- |viously slight, but it may be said that his career |added to a century of great literary distinction |one work of practical authorship which can never again be overlooked—the map of the Pacific. |Other eighteenth century authors may languish {on library shelves, but results from Captain Cook’s explorations must be referred to daily as long as there are mariners left to sail the se; He found real land and charted it, and he dis- pesed of legends of land; the southern seas and {their islands took recognizable shape for the first |time as the result of his voyagings. But he was {more than an explorer; he was a practical physi- |clan, and the first man to rid the sailing vessels {of scurvy On his first voyage to the south seas |he lost by disease thirty men out of a crew of eighty-five. It was a heavy toll, hut far from unusual; other explorers had lost more, without regarding the risk as anything but inseparable from a seafaring life. But Cook had noticed and reflected and planned to such effect that on {his second voyage of three years' cruising he {lost only one man out of 118. He was an ob- T of men as well as coastlines, and it was ire for his subordinates which gained him affection as well as the respect of all who iled under him. The brutal circumstances of his death in Hawail in 1779 make a grim and inappropriate close to a career that was dis- tinguished much for its humane observations as for its tremendous decisicn and energy. In an editorial discussing the late Dr. Frank Crane, the treasured Times speakings of his pos- {sible successors, ‘“others who will carry on his teaching.” 1t mentions Mr. Harold Bell Wright and Mr. Warwick Deeping. But our candidate |1s Dr. Glenn Frank, President of the University |of Wisconsin, And as runner-up we nominate ]M! Bruce Barton.—(New Yor World.) { Calvin Coclidge said in his book “Have Faith in Massachusetts,” but it was Daniel Webster {who said ““Massachusetts, there she stands.”” And i||1~‘rr she does stand, Cal!-—(Seattle Times.) A sporis writer prediets that Jack Dempsey ;“‘” appear in the prize ring again because he |needs the money. Did he ever think of getting his old job back in the shipyards?— (Kansas City ar.) o TR - SN An Indiana man who advertised for a lost |bunch of keys twenty years ago paid $1 reward for their return last week. It would be good business now to advertise for the locks which they fitted.— (Seattle Times.) Party is ready to applaud the man who first invented the pious exclama- {tion: “God save the Commonwealth of Massa- |chusetts.”— (Seattle Times.) : | The Republican The Solid South is apparently slowly but surely coming back into the Union.— (Philadel- phia Inquirer.) A reul test of tolerance is the amount of tolerance a person has for people who lack it.— l(]lvlrol( Free Press.) THE DAILY ALASKA EMPIRE, open 80 receive wood of the blocs will have reached the six montus, In advance |National capital, and the session-long siege will its independence and send supervisors the Southern States |accompanies her good will to those Chilean com- were visited by the devastating husband either s able away The sad part womal he minders tha dirty work is else to spe time from he that place t age instead of for Submitted Without Comment “Wives are a peculiar gift from heaven.”—A line from Pope. f presents Th when t honeymoon > bride pretty fa im, but it the kitcl A woman can bel Huh! friend her “Tha cracked “Oh, well long as he other one boy of yours can him as{ ta ings can keep her w broke,’ 'yawned the fsn't i her whe husbanc n't ynic's idea of married man deve rity complex oft Sez Grandad— ke glad I married back when you'd see a wife coming in with a market basket instead of with a cheap prize she'd won at a bridge party. I'm | wife's | Bim | What a man can nature’s idea s0 hard to Cheer For The Hat Makers To go hatless These youngsters less When th And have | wha % womar will care out her and then w » looks as if she can ge older 0 go hairless, til she waist-band trouble they are ju as a row of 'g for the amber t Others Merely Paid Tuition “Which the students here?”| asked the visitor “The ones who are not wearing coonskin coats,” replied the Prt-su1 dent of the college e with Passing Observation The faster a young man is the quicker they'll have to provide| slow music for him Musings Of A Married Man A husband always gets in wrong| when he keeps on insisting he’s in the right The rumble seat is in the back, But from the things I hear I judge When rear ai New | | 2 | One Dad’s Occupying | | | nmble seat’s in front driver the g ther a in the The Wise and Foolish Blinks—How do you explain the fact that Bill always 4s flush, yet his brcther, who is even a harder work has a cent? Jin sy. Bl luxuries brother mere Phone never That's e while necess sells sells his ies And Mr. Jack Frost Was A Recent Visitor Here Item in Newark Advocate) Miss Pauline Ice spent Saturday in Newark While Th (Glenford (0.) PILLOW at $3.50 Zero In Information is no football team at the al College. | a grand tim but from expressed so hard WEDNESDAY, DEC. 5, 1928 deaf or most of his stone nd yme. sbout birthdays to they whe 0 they is getting just getting starts packin begins to real- may have will take a lot ten to hold him. ieve silky noth- warm, no mat her n she 1 s ce a wonder a miracle is loping a super- hearing his opinion of a 't was figure in making along with get along out is get to see a flapper : won't be hap- the hem and meet a lot of st about wives as pa- § | motorists wait- 0 turn green. f MAID 0" CLOVER ICE in Bulk. Brick and Dixie Cups York Exchange 59 | ORI SEN S 5, e ey Last HAND WORKED SLIPS PAIR 2 Xmas Handkerchiefs Plain As Day The parents who’can’t figure out This modern slang show they have little wit— For e'en a fool would know by a| foul ball A girl means her to make a hit. dates failed JARMAN’S Second Street Been Real Tragedy “Were you scared when the bandits held up the bank?” asked his sweetie, “You bet I was” replied the bank clerk. “I thought sure they'd get the ten-spot I'd heen saving| to finance this date tonight. Real Sensation The most remarkable thing about the recent election was the absence of bombs and murders in Chicago. And headline says even in Kentucky there were only three Kkillings. The world sure is growing better, all right! ! ! “u a At Least Show Where They Are!l It isn’t hard to find a policeman in Philadelphia these days. The jails there are full of them. is a self-starter More Or Less True You usually find the most filling meals in those homes where fath- er's idea of dressing for dinner is to take off his coat and put on a pair of comfortable old slippers. One reason dad expects daugh. ter to come back home after she has been married awhile be- cause she's dead sure she isn't going. to give the groom, kitchen range and darning needles any. thing like the hard wear she did the car before she got a home of her own. Now and then a man meets a woman who makes him hope her 4 You need not fail tion, coupled wit to-goodness hard ing you prompt Single O or No. 1% % Phone Single e eae oo Mabry’s Cafe Imperial Building PHON —says Taxi Tad. taking you try — if you give your thought and our ambition to succeed in giv- At your disposal Carlson’s Taxi and Ambulance Service THERE'S OMLY ONE "IN SUCCESS) QN0 THAT it o The man who gefs somewhere in any under- concentra- h real honest- work. It is taxi service. — Jjust call . 0 and 11 N S Berry’s Taxi E 199 Stand at Gastineau - Front Street Regular Dinners Short Orders Lunches Open 6 a. m. to 2 a. m. POPULAR PRICES Stand at The Packard Taxi PHONE 444 Arctic Prompt Service, Dayand Night CovicH AUTO SERVICE STAND AT THE OLYMPIC Merchants Lunch served Phone 342 from 11:30 a. m. to 2 p. m. daily. 50 cents Juneau, HARRY MABRY Proprietor , Day or Night Alaska | e ——— | PROFESSIONAL ! f (&) & DRS. KASER & FREEBURGER DENTISTS 301-803 Goldstein Bldg. PHONE 56 Hours 9 a. m. to 9 p. m. Dr. Charles P. Jenne DENTIST Rooms 8 and 9 Valentine Building Telephone 174 MILK MAID BREAD JUNEAU BAKERY Phone 577 | Reliable Transfer | Phone 149 Res. 148 | Dr. A. W. Stewart DENTIST Hours 9 2. m. to 6 p. m. SEWARD BUILDING Office Phone 469, Res. Phone 276 We Deliver COURTESY and GUOD [ BERVICE Our Motto Dr. H. Vance Ostecpath—201 Goldstein Bldg Hours: 10 to 12; 1 to 6; 7 to 8 or by appoinment Licensed Osteopathic Physic'sn Phone: Office 1671. Residence, Gast'neau Hotel | | B Dr. Geo. L. Barton CHIROPRACTOR, Hellenthal Bidg. Office Service Only Hours: 10 a. m. to 12 noon, 2 p. m. to 6 p. m. and 7 p. m. to 9 p. m. Phone 529 CHIROPRACTIC is not the practice of Medicine, Surgery nor Osteopathy. MUTUAL ICE CREAM 75¢ per quart We Deliver JUNEAU BILLIARDS CARLSON TAXI Phones Single O and 94 Robert Simpson f Opt. D. Uraduate Los Angeiew Oc)k | lege cf Optomstry and | Opthalmelogy ’ Glasses Fitted sneses Grouad A . 2 : RRg e Janean Public Library wm’i{-BACE - HAULED ~ Free Reading Room AND LOT CLEANING City Mall, Second Floor Main Street at 4th G. A. GETCHELL, Phome 109 or 149 &5 Reading Room Open From fa m to 10 p. m. Circulation Room Open Frum || i to 6:30 p m~—7:00 p. m. to £:30 p. m. Current Magazines, Newspapers Reference Books, Etc, FREE TO ALL J. B. BURFORD & CO L. C. Smith and Corona TYPEWRITERS ! Public Stenographer [ PR " Daintlest of Christnas carde. Samples now on display at the Empire. want—Chrls See display of Just what you mas greetings. Cards at Empire. THE CHAS. W. CARTER MORTUARY “The Last Service Is the Greatest Tribute” Corner 4th and Franklin St. Phone 136 GEO. M. SIMPKINS (0. PRINTING and STATIONERY SCRIPTO, LONG LEAD PENCILS FILING CABINETS OFFICE EQUIPMENT Phone 244 Qpposite Alaska Electric Light Office ALASKAN HOTEL MODERN REASONABLE RATES Dave HouskL, prop. | el e e S ] e e e —— ‘An Interest Account ADDS to your income, stali(iing % and sclf-respect, MAKES you independent and thrifty, GIVES you protection and the good things of life, OPENS the way to opportunity and success. We welcome your Interest Account 4% Paid Semi-Annually The B. M. Belrends Bank Oldest Bank in Alaska Fraternal >ocieties —_— T Gastineau Channel e ———— e — Juneau Lions Club Meets every Wea nesday at 12:38 o'clock. Lester D. Henderson, Presidest H. L. Redlingshafer, Secy-Treas B. °. 0. ELKS Meeting Wednesday ing at 8§ El every even= ecretary. lcome, Co-Ordinate Bod... of Freemasonry Scottish Rite Regular meetings second Friday each month_at 7:30 p, m. 044 Vellows' Hall. VALTER B. HEISEL. Becretary. —_— S T \ 3 LOYAL ORD.A OF MOO0SZ Juneau Locge No. 7@ Meets every Monda; night, at * Jecloow WALTER HELLAN, Dictator J. H. HART, Secretary. WOUN; JUNAIAIJ LODGE NO. oe Second and Fourth Mon- lay of each month in G Odd Fellows' Hall, be- o'clock. secretary. Order ot EASTERN STAR Becond and Fourth Tues days of each mont] 8 “e'clock, L 0. O. Hall, MILDRED MAR. 11, Worthy Matres ALICE BROWN, Secy IKNIGHTS oF COLUMBUS Seghers Council No. 1769, Meetings second and last. Monday at 7:30 p. m Transient brothers urged te attend. Counell DIUGLAS AERIE 117 F. &Meeu Monday nights 8 o'clock kagles’ Hall Douglas. William Ott, W. P. Guy L. Smith, Secretary. Visiting Brothers welcome. AMERICAR LEGION Meets seconda and fourth Thursday eacn mowtd iy Dugout. G S N AR WOMEN C¥ MOOSEEEART LEGION, NO, 439 Meets 1st and 3rd Thursdays each month, 8 P.M. at Moose | | Hall. Esther Ingmgn, Senlor Re- | gent; Agnes Grigg, Recorder. A ST 0 AR Brunswick Bowling Alleys for men and women Stand—Miller’s Tax! Phone 218 l a ] JAPANESE TOY SHOP H. B. MAKINO Front Street P. 0. Box 218 for Mall Ordery MORRIS CONSTRUCTION COMPANY SAND and GRAVEL Carpenter and Concrete Work. No job too large nor too small for us. MORRIS CONSTRUCTION CO. BYILDING CONTRACTORS Phone 62 JUNEAU TRANSFER COMPANY Moves, Packs and Stores ight and B Prompt Delivery of ALL KINDS OF COAL PHONE 48 Service Transfer Co. "Saw ML, WooD Oflc‘.‘dl’loll 389 Residence Phone 443