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3 THE DAILY ALASKA EMPIRE, MONDAY OCT 1, 1928. e e ———————— T — — dangerous liquor when they would like - —————=f{ thing they still can discard with- their mellow beers and wines. b . Ilout being arrested.” 1-1:‘ hu\lm-\: nyn.!; ‘(‘u“r'o ah‘l:‘.]'l‘:;:?)l’:rr ' ALONG LmE’s /A 5 — Seaule Fruit and Fraternal Societies but they do mnot re A DETOUR i Names Is Bk Produce Co. - 5 ol or o e power because they urv'nent;ru!l.\"” A, of Marion, Ohio, n v ! Published eve ening _except Sunds by _the| publican. And against them is Smith's v 8 : iiten I sdeakion -of SO Hite Fresh Fruit and ezeta DRS. KASER & FREEBURGER & EMPIRE PRL\‘T! G COMPANY at Second and Main| masterly stroke in choosing Raskob for By SAW PRg in improved communities, N. E. Wholesale and Retail DENTISTS Gastineau Channel Btreets, Junau, Alaska. | his campaign leader. The editor won Arnold, of Marion, informs us that| | O0t Of town orders givea 301-303 Goldstein Bldg. i . " Entered In the Post Office in Juneau as Second “Class | ders how two pro-Hoover automobile Just One of Life's Mysteries |Fox and Hounds lead all garage s special attention Dilis . - men he heard in the Pullman smoker { Though many oft have asked, owners a merry chase at Pontiac, | = " gy Juneau Lions matte:. | !UBSCRIFTIDN PATES will vote now. Smith has a ;zr(-?(l m'm— } They've found nobody knows | Mich . ours 9 a. m. to 9 p. m. Cl Oslivered by careier In Juneau, Douglas, Treadwell and | ness man speaking for him. Will that Fust why e onfon: Wkaiany L G % ub ha 1.25 per month, g rosper- ¢ > R TR r o fer et rategs put o crimp In “Hoover and prosper b e U W Wi " i J. B. BURFORD & CO ol ., B i o o vitn ‘, montie, n advance ity?” ‘l“ kintho 3 I:,”'.;"‘,V,'n:.m:,pw: ix‘{;‘\: 2 A woman always looks funny L. C. Smith and Corona D i Bainy 1“21".“ Bubscribers will confer a favor if they will promptly increased respect for 'f Passing ()bservation when ghe is running for a car, but Q r. Ch: /4 0000 motity the Busincas Office of uny fallure or irregularity ticlan | 1t peve to b6 wool-o Wb 1ovka “oven. PaEier (Wben s TYPEWRITERS ::}I::ml; Jenne il "D, Biaderson, Plaidesd m the delivery of their paper 5 The ‘average maf.‘ 1 . respects 3 . % B Telephone for D oAnd Business Oftices, 374, 3 "\* b bt "]‘H‘:'f"‘“n"m “*){N ' But a lot of folks seem to think|is running after a man Public Stenographer H. L. Redlingshafer, Secy-Treas T ASSOCIATED PRESS. | otod | Ils accopted RimiStRHorvatis it doesn't pay erlough A lot of couples know how to|#————"————8& Rooms 8 and 9 Valentine B. P. 0. ELKS The Associatecd Fress is exclusively entitled. to thel ooted § L ACCRPAS pesy —r— act when they are out in company — = T?“L“U" . #5:{:‘r|g‘:e:;::i.a:l ‘ ‘elephone 17| y el i i | e Radio Orthophonic Victor Orthophonic Radiola Mas arrived. Your inspection invited. Phone 143. line won’t get a, chance to use MEQ@LE Hours 9 a. m. to 6 p. m. o, e Hoover on the contrary has dodged a1 issues and has submitted to pressure “What kind of a wreck were|the phone for a couple of hours, SEWARD BUILDING Co-Ordinate Bodi... and hg ot Freemasonry Our own opinion is that Hoover made ; |you in It makes a wife as indignant to Oftice Phone 469, Res. At o a very bad move in responding, as he “My college: boy's fliyver.” have her husband demand she be GARBAGE Phone 278. = cottish Rits did, to Senator Borah's imbeeilic ques- — . logical as it does him to have her -ecgfil'pr:lfl;“;.":fl tionnaire. He simply put ammunition It's A Great Life demand he be as perfect as she H 1Ul’ ED month_at 7:30 in Smith’s locker. Smith was known as Good-by to hos thinks the husband of the lady “ . H. Vance l R-.IL 244 Fellows a wet. If Hoover had admitted wet- And by to garters— next-door is o.mp-u.—:ux Ogidateln B WALTER B, - fols, AND LOT CLEANING o & || WALTER 5 HEISHL. Secrota ness, the drys would have voted for | Girls have decided that The reason many a widower has Ua 1 w 8 or by a lnmant either man and so the wets would have Bare legs look smarter! sworn he would never marry again G. A. GETCHELL, WA o_mn_":’:" il They would have had no choice. Hoov- is because he doesn't know some Phome 109 or 149 Phone: Office 1671. e sl S e 1 er simply gave Smith votes, Often Happens widow has decided she will, . v |5 Wesldence, Gast'neau Hotel Juny Locge No. 78 At every political jumping-off place “What's become of the black.| The more important a husband|{ o 5 -8 . anzn, | Meets every Mondaj: Smith has outwitted Hoover. A few smith’s son and the banker's|acts the safer it is to bet his wite| | Janeau Public Library s s i i I night, at 8 el more masterly srokes like Raskob, a daughter who were 5o stuel. | ¥ould eijoy living on Bls lfe in. WALTER HELLEX, Dictator. few more stunts of captuMng the 8d- ! |each other? asked ! Bhs’ Wiklboe|sorance ‘maney. and cmlzg;.?g%nhfiifi?:‘w C. D. FERGUSON, Secretary. WHO WILL BE ELECTED? miration of the American people, like to the old home town. A woman hates another woman Free Reading Room Office Service Only MOUNT JUNEAU LODGE NO. - o s TATE the acceptance telegram, and Mr. Hoov- | “Oh, they mairried ‘anill 48 wh ink e ) $ 3 3 al und [ Who' thinks she has a prettier Hours: 10 a. m. to 12 noon, 2 o v v f r. Hoover »r may find hims ch. Smi 4 { : . m. 3 Jecond “ The Ketchikan Chronicle says Mr. Hoover : er may lfnluhl.m f’" in the hmh,?”’;(,‘lf them couldn’t stick tokether,” re.|hat and one who thinks she has cll'z .Nal!.. Second fll:“ S e iy iy ln;n";\f mrxgcgrm:;g:“;(m defeat Gov. Smith by more than 10,000,000 also took fifty-two cards from the Re plied the native, a more trying husband aln Street at to 9 p. m. Phone 529 0dd Fellows’ jority. Why the majority was limited to this publican deck in announcing that he It is getting so if little girls|| Reading Room Open From IR AT HARRY 1 LU / e would not disturb the tariff. +h Wiks ke . & # 2 m to10p m. st AR L L RaNal oy modest figure was not explained Hard Things To Tell— ow want to play they are grown . . is not the practice of Medicine, | | ; »y Well, perhaps the Chronicle knows. The Yes, Smith has a good’ chance Bad' news ups about all they can do is steal) | Circulation Room Open From Surgery nor Osteopathy. RUTIVIALY. All this sounds anti-Hoover. It is y, Phed y , o s Gent s oot il ] FT '—————’ 8 scovered a Wwa be elec - their others’ cigarettes a 1 to 6:30 p. m—7:00 p. m. to Order pire does not It has mnot discovered a 4 not. The Republican Party could not x‘h“ "l e 1"!""1 i et :I]l others' cigarettes and 8:30 p. = EASTER “... to determine how the American people ‘expect tc . A good canteloupe: s hem. e b e Becond and Fourth Tiee. 1 v 3 T er convention had writ- use for republication of all news dispatches credited to nomination after a conven i s ; S’ ; Y T WA it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also the ten a firm, dry plank with the flat 2 Roug'ds QOAnu who don’t know hoy to act when i 2 evenings local news publizhed herein tate nt that he belleved in modifica- “Were you evjer in a wreek?” they are around home. t " o'clock, Elks' Hal. k. ot b “Once.” It there is a pretty daughter in | | I - H. Messerschmidt, - Exalted Ruler, Dr. A. W. Stewart b DENTIST Visiting Brothers welcome, ALASKA CIRCULATION GUARANTEED TO BE LARGER| tion Prohibition. Here, the average BUSR VAT Sr pnv GTHRR DUNLICATION man thinks, is a candidate who is his Hu the house and the telephone rings . Well, I s pretty badly brufs.|it mecans the other party on the own man have put up a better man, and we are @ by o Tedy' » No 3 Current Magazines, Newspapers P g a5 B vote next November. Particularly, it does motf ., jigots about parties. The two pub- a lady's wrist watch- \omer; BRI Do iapus s in 8 Reforonce Books, Ete, Helene W. 1. Albrecht 8 eclock, I. 0. 0. know how those millions who have not yet lishers of Plain Talk are Republicans and * that is so built th is no Hall. Mr{)au;n MAR FREE TO ALL PHYSICAL THERAPIST | T1 w | Y ALICE BROWN, Secy reached a conclusion themselves will finally de- The editor does not vote. How & womnn driver”is Skotle chance to change the furniture RS 75U A SAMMRBETR . Medical tics, M: | Hoover, we think, is a better man cal mnastics, Massage rn. around every weel v i to tu every week or two. etricity However, it has Dbeen said that misery loves 1t other observers, as well Harding. He a hard and indefatig Them Were The Happy Days— |the head occasionally his nose company, and there are SDBOTYETE, ‘a8 . able and conscientious worker. No more Remember the good old days|never would get any attention, but as The Empire, that do not know who will be B on st o et G 1 ont with when a policeman’s equipment did|? Woman has to die for hers to elected. We have before us the last issue of the possible exception of Grover Cleve- not include a bunch of eitation|&et a vacation from the powder Plain Talk magazine. It is published by two Re land who was, even probably not cards? puft. publicans and, while the editor, George Daniel half the man for the job that Hoover 1} Among other things a woman Eaton, says he does not vote, he is listed in is. Hoover is not only ~indefatigable “Be Good If You Can—But If Ypu|hears that are not true that cause Republican and .«: and conscientious; he is efficient. * * * Can’t, Be Careful!” her husband a lot of trouble are T Phone—Office: h Segh THE CLUB LUNCH sl SO § e g L LR L Monday at 7:30 ;.. m T-ansient brothers urged 6 ne I ——— Not the newest but one @ Valontine's Optical Dept, o attend. Counell Zham- EDW. of the best places in town Y to eat. Ont,’:l}‘-ggug;":ggnm H. J. TURNER. Secrviary. We deliver the goods Room 16, Valentine Bids. DI UGLAS AERIE 117 F. 0. & at reasonable prices. ““‘"b’ Aol "l‘:“;l:;""- : Meets Mondas et i o s el &nlghls 8 o'clock Open 6 a. m. te 8 p. m. Eagles' Hall, T Robert Simpso Douglas. Willlam Ott, W. P. Guy ROY NEWTON Simipaon | Secrtary. | Vising Brothers welcome. Who's Who in America as a Methodist In an editorial by Mr. Eaton, Plain Then we must remember, above all, } Two wives a man's burglars in the middle of the that the Republicans have the upper A fool to try to keep— night ALY saye: hand. Not only are they in power Unless he's sure Some of the feminine legs look The general sentiment is: ‘‘Hoover but they are, the pergonalities and quali He don't talk in his sleep! as if Nature had started out to will be elected, but Smith will give him ties of the two Presidential candidates —— make a piano and in a fit of ab- . D, a real fight Plain Talk is unprepared aside, the more powerful party—and by Stumped sent mindedness had finished up uraduste Los Angeles OO || — to predict, but straws are bending in quite a margin. The Republicans are First Doc: “You look worried.”|the job as a woman, ——d lege of Optomstry snd AMERICAN LEGION breezes that are stronger than zephyrs politically wiser. Against the whole Secoit Ditth: W m.: & Siwe & g R e | Opthalmology i ’ fone 0 organization contends the shrewd mind Chiriciyy A Glasses Fitted Meets secona and In the July number we mentioned the 3 very puzzling case. A flapper b of an enormously sucessful politician seneses Grouad P tfourth Thursday fact that one-quarter of those who voted L & 3 wants to be vaccinated and. insists RECORTS BURFORD’S CORNER 1 ach th { for Smith in the Philadelphia primarie: Alfred Emanuel h.nnu‘l. I vaccinate her where it won’t|ClosIng out a% 1v inca Coelumbia 6 e mon » were Republicans, while less than a Who will win? There are no proph- show.” and Okeh Records at §0c each. Mlss Carollne Todd % e et of | thome wia? yoted for | ets in Plain Talk and the outcome, so ] Open - svebilfign, Radis NWieetric PIG’'N WHISTLE CANDY Klrmol? ng Proprietor . cide to vot | - P idn't ge o s} AT PP 35 575 cide to vote Sl than Coolidge, much better man than If a man didn’t get a cold in ’ 410 Goldstein Bida. KNIGUJ:UOS' ver were Democrats — which would far as we can see it is as clearly e /|Co., Martin Lynck. adv :::1’\:‘:n“i.n‘llir:uv that Smith was losing limned as the bottom of a barrel of ink. It May Not Pay Wages—But=y B i l spefl.l o T b R S SR SRRSO “Is a woman of 35 too old to get 9 . dhand September 1st | WOMEN OF MOOSEHEART few Protestant Democrats or Democrat o Jb" & wartinh Aitinr Aeks 01d puper!:o: sale at the Emplre. PHONE 2754 | 1EGION, NO, 2 Repub- 3 ‘1‘1'” and gaining’a & oy "“1':\ bltcan OTTO KAHN FOR HOOVER. Heck, no! There are oodles iof 0ld papers for gale at the Empire. Monh GIOR, HO, 439 can Wets or; perhap: epublica f 0 Catholics. Bither way, he is gaining i ot widowers, 40 and over, who'll glad. LS S | mmomsehmnm o o e, | Bor s B T i e Bt i Otto H. Kahn, the New York banker, who|ly Blve her one as cook, house 4 Hall. \ votes .||||I.ln,~ln;. practically none o »\llll l)(’ “Y‘ { (i} panker, who claabar mot R T AI]TOS FOR H[RE THE CHAS W CARTER MORTUARY Rithos - Mikmaii Medlor . T Now, in the straw vote which the praised unstintedly Gov. Smith’s speech of accept- ) ; i ent; 1 3 Hearst newspapers have made, Smith led ance and was counted as & supporter of the|In8:a week. [ Agnes Grigg, Recorder. Hoover two-to-one in thirty-nine cities | Democratic nominee, has announced that he will R “The Last Service Is the Greatest Tribute” and their suburbs. In Michigan, which " And That's That | AR e " 2 . | support Mr. Hoover. He said that he preferred Th ma vh 1 u ) COmel‘ 4th and Fr: N l e " 18 3 rock-ribbed Repuhlican State, Smith Gov. Smith's position on Prohibition to that of e Hig Franigih gu Ehunp iad Brunswick Bowling led by almost three to one. Straw vot A 4 3 to thal 9% promise is wise, but it he never 5 N A indicate generally very little, but Mr. Hoover; he declared that a continuatlom)ergcks o smile, he's a fool, too. : BN@EAM Alleys must take into consideration that Hes |of the present intolerdble Prohibition law was il & P 260 men @b WS is not for Smith. The two men are unthinkable, but, he said, if elected Mr. Hoover The Gold Digger % B Stand—Miller’s Taxl inveterate enemies. would also be found to be liberal. He also highly [Talk of love matches she L y Phone 218 But the important thing is that, in |praised Gov. Smith as an able, energetic, effi-| Calls a lot of boloney— 37 e " taking the straw vote, the Hearst pa- cient and thoroughly honest and courageous execu- | What she’ll marry for NS &= . N\ & EO- M- SIMPKINS ‘JO. :wrx‘ flka:‘ i-;nlh‘ \lx; how he h(lulnlnl tive, but he thought the Republican Party was| WIll be the alimony! ‘h s E IRROS CO oted in the 1924 elections, and these : s ERATEY . better organizey romote prosperity than th fw TH 5 same persons who had previously voted 1';..;.,:-.“-,’““‘-‘mpf:\:!.ym ";.;:',‘L,‘; r:" ~>"I:}"’:PM":"I :Z And He Did o, Poo ,NWA PRINTING and STATIONERY R e ot U EBEREIAGS (MRE A oiw (9 oolidke. over take chances with Mr. Hoover and the Republican| He: “What have you there?" SCRIPTO LONG LEAD PENCILS Beverages, Wholesalers Can- Davis are now voting two and three to SR ALATO0N g A PRDAL0G; She: “The monthly bills. Read —says Taxi Tad, | 3 % . dy, Near Beer, Carbonie Gaa one for Smith. Another interesting fact Party than with Gov. Smith and the Democrats.|, "0 4 weep : ) | FILING CABINETS OFFICE EQUIPMENT s PHONB'I ST ] in this straw vote is that about a quar- — e e y i His summer is here—and now 3 ter of the “voters” did mot vote at all Old Santa Claus ought to make a realistic b e Spe when the hills and woods are Phone 244 Opposite Alaska Electric Light Office y ' You 9 rife with color, a pleasant ride | i e ‘; when Coolidge was running against appearance this year in those States where they % There were mo comic. strips inj oyt the road can be enjoyed Davis. have Yule Tide snow. He is assembling down |gne g ’ , et papers or at the beaches. b W . Platuly, Smith.is a vote-getter. He there Alaska reindeer so that Dancer and Prancer, e Jeunidenily ob Sueste~in MORRIS not only wins votes from his rivals but \ f s aoie F? call to Single O will insure R G R A i Cupid and Comet and Dunder and Blitzen might|She Must Have Had a Lot of Eyes| | {hoir satety and comfort en CONSTRUCTION Mitle interested in politics, and he makes become actually visible as they dance and On Her, However router COMP e wotarfod im prance over hill and down dale with their “The bride’s only garment was a ALASKAN HOTEL These facts, we believe, are signifi- sleigh loads of treasures. pearl pin of her mother’s.”—From R SAND a"d cant. Significant, too, is the fact th — —— e an account of a wedding in the Snilth, in the straw vote in California, The politiclans must be pretty busy this|Charlotte (N. C.) Observer. Carlson’s Taxi and MODERN REASONABLE RATES GRAVEL Hoover's own State, led the Secretary week if they expect to hold the spotlight. There| "We'll bet this - was a wedding at Ambulance Service Dave HousgL, PROP. Carpenter and Concrete of Commerce two to one. are almost as many baseball fans in the United [Which the poor groom got even Not, as we have indicated, that we States as there are politicians even in a Presi-|1e88 attentfon than usual place a great deal of stress on a straw dential campaign year where the candidates are No job too large nor too vote.. We hardly think that Smith will e u-m‘rm 'H:mi};h iaa "mm,; i Never Look That High Phone Single 0 and 94 J S forgus. carry California. We do not believe that ; - It worrles Mary not a bit, —— he will carry even a few of the prairie % 15 o . That there'si & pimple there, for B A W are the ‘farmers aze Stppossd Go to California, Girls! well she igiows; MORRIS to be disgruntled. But, in spite of this M With shapely like those she r [ [ TRUCTI! (1) and /in spite of the possibility of his (Wall Street Journal.) owns,, - The Packard Taxi a Zn CONSTRU ON loaing Beuthsky, Tennes Bxdakioma California country girls lead the Nation in| The men m't even know she PHONE BYILDING CONTRACTORS i i Caroline, s Bkl finding husbands is the conclusion drawn from| nas @ nose. - 444 Ph still has an xcellent chance to win. Federal statisties filed with the State health » 9.5 0 et S Bmith conld win with Ihe [officials which show that only 20.4 per cent. of Hobson's Choice Stand at Arctic 3 Loy . ARREINE ey Northern States and some of the South- the girls in rural districts are single. As com-| wwhy have girls discarded stock- You will find our facilities complete i ern States would turn Republican, we pared with this, i20.5.ppr cent. 'of the elirISEEmIiE tEN i i belleve it would be u thing of great Califoruia citles and 29 per cent of the girls| “upocause that's about the only {Prompt Service, Day and Night and convenient. It is our purpose iil{ JUNEAU TRANSFER i S Ws gy ; in urban distr t ted States g ! % It advantage to the untry. It would :N”I an. digte n the United States in gem CovicH Auto SERVICE COMPANY break up the sclid South without de- are unmarried. e i 5 stroying the Democratic Party and thus Calitornia men apparently are not as good STAT;X.:O;T;{;*ED?;‘:?PIC at all times to merit the approval Nt BVIIE 55 'at the mierey of ong barty drawing matrimonial cards as the girls for the 2 C f . which has already shown strong lean- statistics show ‘tREL B Jer cent. of e SN ry s Lare Junenl:l‘ttlukn of our customers. In all of o ings toward autocracy. We regret that over the age of 15 in urban distriéts have RS # 4 , i religlous bigotry will change Southern |Dever been married, while 41.5 per cent. of ‘those Imperial Building P connections with this Bank, there votes, but at least the political bigotry in the country have never marched to the altar. Front Street in the South will be broken up, and one | 2 o : MILLER’S TAXI] will be manifest in actual practice less bigotry below thé Mason aund Dixon An Unholy Alliance. line will not hurt things. ————— 3 . After all, will Smith win? We do (Chicago Tribume, Rep.) Regular Dinners "}::'“}l’_'fi:.‘k:“ those elements which create not know. But we say with many There is a lack of candor in not reco, . 3 . gnizing ho Or CARS WITHOUT DRIVERS others that he will put up a tremend- the corruption under the Harding Administra- S 4 de" FOR HIRE { P ‘ »» ously stiff fight He will put it up to | tion The disclosures of the last four years, ’Ié’ “Cour‘esy and .Servwe. some extent on his personality anmd coming to full light after the Cleveland conven Lunc i achievements, bhut will put it up to a tion, have made it clamorous. Th a r 1 ¢ platform re- far larger extent on the Prohibition plied in a quickly choked whisper. The promise Open 6 a. m. to 2 a. m. question. Many of the people in the big to regulate the expenditures of the con 2 ? ming elee- ] cities are tired, irritated and even angry tion o avoid improper use of money would carry POPULAR PRICES at being dominated by the Anti-Saloon more weight if an alllance had not be v / ! en made rchan unch served League’s bloc of fanatics and the balance with the Anti-Saloon League, which collects hn:a er:m llt‘gohi-‘m to 2 of power that they represent; they are sums from vicious people as well as froj 50 ts Servlee Inns er 0) Y y E m morali m. daily. i tired and irritated and angry at having and spends them without any public m(uunfi:;' P-an; 8Ly g 1 he B M B hl'ends Ballk i - ; the country’s thirst dictated by the rot- g . « Dé | SAW MILL W00D ten-borough system and gerrymandering. Nothing shows more clearly th —— H and COAL L4 p; hat They belleve. that they have u right to Nation of humorists than the result of the. ayer: | i DEIaL Frany 283 rink; they have been drinking but they age primary.—(Ohio State Jour g Residence Phone 443 are tired and angry and irritated at the e - .____‘“”_1 HARRY MABRY 1 | prices they pay. They want conviviality At this time . prohibition se cems t ’ and they are tired and angry and irri- thing more serious than a mere qm»quonbf_(‘;'fi:- tated at having to buy hard and often lhla Times-Union.) . Stands at Alaskax .otel and | [ ZTTTTTrreereeree—— Work. Juneau Billlards ]F%--g---a....".,..,..... EsssegEsesscseseEs pEass;