The Daily Alaska empire Newspaper, September 5, 1928, Page 4

THE DAILY ALASKA LMPIRE WI;DNESDAY SEPT 5, 1928. and so did Mr. Schuyler Butler, Chairman, [took the same 4 Dal-l; 4ltxsha Emplre scassor, Mt JOHN W. TROY - - - zm'ron AND MANAGER| ™ hold position, Mor the Vice- former Speal selected at the behesi Wadsworth, a wet leader, agrecs position. They say the Republican the East is like the Democratic South where many men are dry platforms and supporting the difference that the Eastern wet their National leader SuC Sarah Where did that bird get all his self-assurance?” Driving a truck.” ; 8 ! Seattle Fruit and | |q [ROFESSIONAL | Produce Co. g = Fresh Fruit and Veeetables DRS. KASER & FREEBURGER Wholesale and Retail DENTISTS Out of town orders given & special attention 301-303 Goldstein Bldg. PHONE 56 Hours 9 a. m. to 9 p. m. ALONG LIFE'S i DETOUR By SAM HILL RN e Write Your Own Head (Item in Circleville Herald) | Miss Martha Ours spent the| past week in Columbus visiting her Miss Agnes Trump. new Fraternal >ocieties or Gastineau Channel r ToR I M who Sena was of mer tor a Published _every evening ex EMPIRE PRINTING COMPANY Streets, Juneau, Alask R . | uatio Entered in the Post Offico ir econd Class | matte:. ‘wy the Main | Hard to Beat Hard boiled e, An old-fashioned The other The The ¥ nday by this at nd” and 28 situation in n in the sit- carpet. running fellow's game, Congress on with Juneau Lione Club Meets every Wes nesday at 12:36 o’clock. Lester D. Henderson, Presidemt H. L. Redlingshafer, Secy-Treaa races modern Smith Vil SUBSCRIPTION PATES Republi Dellvered by carcier In Juneau, Douglas, Treadwell .nd; e e g Thane for $1.25 per month. is dry. By mall. 8t 1 follow rates: ‘ One year, in C i in advance | $6.00; onc mont [ r | . t will promptly | © or irregularity gun-carrying are and J..B. BURFORD & CO = L. C. Smith and Corona S TYPEWRITERS Dr. Charles P. Jenne Public Stenographer DENTIST Rooms 8 and 9 Valentine I gof ed of paying Ha! Ha! Bullding the taken out of my| hear Perkins had an acei- Radio Orthophonic Telephone 17¢ fenders dent.” fessersc] Victor Orthophonic Radiola R o N ORI A 1. mid Exalted Ruler, i has arrived. Your inspection | invited. Phone 143. | A. W. Stewart M Siacs, 1 DENTIST . Brothers welcome, Anderson Music Shoppe ] Houli S i o 6.0 5. r—-ém Oftice Phone 469, Res HAULED Phone 276. AND LOT CLEANING G. A. GETCHELL, Phone 109 ur 149 T J anean Public Library and Free Bezading Room City Hall, Second Floor Maln Street at 4th Reading Room Open From f 1 m to 10 p. m. Circulation Room Open From 1 to 6:30 p. m—7:00 p. m. to 8:30 p. m cousin |No Telling How Often They Do |The world turns 'round Just once each day s different rubber.necking : < Cured drive cautiously || you have developed inte a reg speed demon!” FAIRBANK .\(;.\l T PUBLIC OWNERSHIP. i s 0k but Fairbanks ular the W public but then You used to men. ess Offices, 374. has in # B. P. 0. ELKS Meeting second -ml fourth ~Wednesda evenin ck, to followed Anchorage reject- ASSOCIATED PRESS. for municipal ownership of her exclusively entitlegs to A bill passed by Congress 11l news dispatches credited t 3 4 1in this paper and also the withorizing the City of Fairbanks to issue bonds n the sum of funds for public that per cent the issue ing proposal 3 have utilities rear The Associated the Abnti use for republicat It or not otherwis local news was s, he has driven an ancient They're All Alike flivver for years and the other Nellie 50 homely no day he got a modern bus and when friend er kisfied |he didn’t he: any he votes were counted|She s much rouge and paint | ought it wasn't going, he cent. voted for the| As her more favored sister. | stepped out to crank it.” against them. The actual | he and 388 against Too True his hows there are plenty savings in the banks of the country,” remarked the mind- $100,000 It to raise ALASKA CIRCULATION GUARANTEED TO BE LARGER| THAN THAT OF ANY OTHER PUBLICATION ywned of the | make it utilities proviged 65 people must vote/ for effective. When' the found that 27 per and 73 per cent 126 for t Though Boy Visiting bond to nd has ‘er noise Co-Ordinate Boc... ot Freemasonry Scottish Rits Regular meetings second Friday ench month st 7:30 Dr. H. Vance e Fellows Ostec path—201 Go'dstein lld. Hours: 10 to 12; 1 to TU% onibe avpdnment Licensed Osteonatnic Phyalc'sn one: Office 1 Reidain, Ouhinaas ot 80 it was bonds figures wers bonds E One for the In this age Efficiency Experts when nothing goes to waste they might try and see if some good use can’t be made of all the bunk we'll get between now November report “Did Gov y counties in New [ tor | Empire Smith ever more than any three his races question asked The reader. In the last the New York Clinton, Kings, New and Richmond. opponent in many carry State in runs York of Governor?” So letter a growled the married but they're nothing coun- of PO Yotk |like eno ving families. Move: or Lise i s The ideal home one where He . i R | there is anything burning it is other caké mother's left in the oven not a cigarette she's left on Iressing table people be,” in a from a fand carried Bronx, LOYAL ORDLA OF MDOOSE Juneau Locge No. 78, Meocis every Monds, night, at & el WALTER HELLEN Dictator. C. D. FERGUSON, Secretary. — Office Service Onlv MOUNT JUNEAU LODGE No. e Hours: 10 a. m. to 12 noon, 2| |s p.m to5 p. m and 7 p. m lay of each to 9 p. m. Phone 529 . ginning at CHIRGPRACTIC HARRY I. Li 1s not the practice of Medicine, ey ) NXonEL Surgery nor Osteopathy. election Gov. Smith ties of Albany, Oneida, Queens ran is Rensselaer to TH & BUSTL Headline. That ought son for the With that skirt the itself to ¢ I COMING BACK |y the and her ¢ Thrifty much fun lie awake bure out Not Yet—Nor Soon { due Up to the hour of going to proni we had heard of any match| factories going into bankfuptey as' a result of the invention of the patent cigarctte lighters. L S —— Dr. Geo. L. Barton CHIROPRACTOR, Hellenthal Bidg. very close his counties, to mean & busy sea- undertakers . hitched to a rid gonna M Port Laughlin, County School Angeles, Washington, the same town situation is simplified by the fact School Superintendent’s official Inez McLaughlin Miss ntendent at Inez Super- and Don- were recently modern may not have laugh but they don’t have to all night trying to fig. stall off install. their furniture and S50 adl Foureh:. Mon ALASKA BONE DRY LAW. is |ald McLaughlin of Grigby's [married The ed |that the County authority to |signature still limitations | Alaska itself a the casc the Volstead |fcr He the Volstead Act, in Cali-|by the families are permitted to|would be elected |comment that his support will the candidate he supports and comment that Hearst not B Law wwn,\\ f Alaska Legislatyre The Empire awvors George plan to have the and the Alaska legislate upon the of Federal 1 slation Dry Law the posse crime. That is Act. Operatin fornia for make a quantity how to on Bone Dry reped ments car A man wears garters to hold up his socks, but evidently most of the| | o o0 e i "o enapars ”»'1,_';{"“" wear them to hold up Reference Books, Etc, Helene W, L. Albrecht traffic | o FREE TO ALL PHYRICAL THERAPIST | The dad who is kept head over AR T 5 2 3 heels in debt buying clothes for ARy T EAaA0Y8 A his princess daughter is another 410 Goldstein Bidg. On jazz and one who doesn't take any stock Phone—Office: 423. That's why his in companionate marriage. P Parked up in the attic. Modad: ate] 'y Y to the imagination—or, for that matter, to the poor sucker who vs the bills for them, Many a girl looks like she might ve stopped in a press-em-while- you-wait joint and decided to go on and do her shopping while the pressing was veing done. Though “petticoat rule” may be passe as an expression the party in the short skirt still the trousers of the family. One of the hardest things to un- derstand is how there can be so many cornfeds in an age when the can opener is the main necessity for getting meals. The rumble seat, it will be no- ticed, wasn't invented until after modesty had been given a back geat. If, after he has been married about so long, a man continues to shave every day, it is for his own Secretary. given the Order ot EASTERN STAR Second and Fourth Twes. days of each mant.h 8 “e'clock, I O, Wall, Mn DRED, llAI!' TIN, thy Matree Aticn" !R(lWN Sec v i not within the liquor ubject Under of Mr. innouncing Pre expressing has he Hearst that sident 3one | ended long will support prefaced the conviction that Now listen speculation by Herbert Hoover announcement Mr. Hoover sion is in not under under Back to Cross-Word Puzzles an example, for of Alaska it AGCT hurtful to Republican after all. SR THE WHITEHORSE INN The New Palatial Modern Hotel at Whitehorse | The Whitehorse Inn has just been bufft in keeping witk the latest in hotel construc- ° tion. AIl rooms with hot | and cold running water of which no other hotal in the Yukon can boast, private connecting and public baths, maid and . bellboy service. Write er wire for reserva- tions. S 3 5 KNIGM‘H oF COLUMBUS Seghers Councll No. 1769, Meetings second and last Monday at 7:30 p. m, Trunsient brothers urged te attend. Couneil sham- bers, EDW. | H. J. TURNER, be for bad or beer for home use in California it is not The Supreme Court | entitled to a search et forth the ale, wine but here do it ime ruling that rant, bre being brew maker it lawful to make in while ol 8o is es don’t Women’s Clubs Help Alaska. one no war- | ? Valentine's Optical Dept. R. L. DOUGLASS Optician and Optometrist Room 16, Valentlne Bldgz. Hours 9 a. m. to 6 p. m. by Appointment Usually Do any swimming whil Enough To, Blinks on your vac Jinks: “No, bill at the swim.” unless it can be that lwm;i made for the Secretary. DOUGLAS AERIE 117 F. O. Meets Mond nights 8 o’clock Eagles’ Hall, Douglas. William Ott, W. P. Guy L. Smith, Secretary. Visiting Brothers welcome., AMERICAN LEGION Meets second and fourth Thursday each month I» Dugout. only aids the home- | . (Seattle Times.) Splendid work of the Alaska Women’s Clubs has attracted attention from the General Federation, The ievements and aims of the northern association are the subject of an interesting article in the August issue cof the official publication of the National organization. Seven clubs compose the Alaska Federation. Most of them are separated from one another by long distances and in some instances means of travel are extremely difficult. In consequence, in the eleven years of the existence of the Fed- eration, its constituent units have never felt jus- tified in ving Territorial convention Their Federation officers are elected, their cooperative plans formulated and their united efforts exerted by correspondence. 3 The clubs are social, as well as cultural and civie, They often hold entertainments and fre- quently are hosts to prominent visitors. In some towns the clubs maintain public libraries, spon- sor irs, aid hospitals and promote educational to evade law. the It does not make| beer or wine. If the Alaska | Bone Dry Law were repealed, leaving the Volstead | Act as the law land, would be as California and other still s Law it is but when I got my|, hotel it made my head Federation of Robert Simpson Opt. D. Uraduate Los Angelew ool lege of Optomstry and Jpthalmology Glasses Fitted Leneses Grounad of the we on the same basis States. And Then Some A says each Dper. son in the U. 8. A. owes $160. It that is true there are a lot of men who can't figure why the bill collectors keep on hounding them But more the A get alcoh purposes influenza and some best remedy held by remedy. Alaska hospital gets liquor Alaska Bone Dry ials, doctors and quired to violate compelled to do, Volstead Act permits medicinal purposes important Dry liquors the fact that under| An to economist ska Bone not possible for have determined dise is medicinal that for is the is best in any form Physicians other ses whiskey of indi wine fon it the physician kinds that time a For phys some | ! Miss Caroline Todd Piano Harmony Speefal Rafes Beginning September 1st PHONE 2754 many icians is a In or purpos the Feedral offic- not to be they often interests, of alcohol ev for Law hospitals ought the law, even in humane the ry No Cooking For Her She got the man she wanted—but, Though. she sure is a beaut, She won't keep Lim so long if it Means “Feed the brute.” Ain't Prchibition Grand! The expense accounts of the Wrecking Contractor LEE ROX Houses and buildings razed P. 0. Box 298 Phone 471 [ Al medicinal 8 is violated P AR WOMEN OF MOOSEHEART LEGION, NO. 439 Meets 1st and 3rd Thursdays each month, 8 P.M. at Moose Hall. re- are The for as Yy use ans - - The law should be would want legislation to support, rigid some of the of Act, the Territorial the power repealed provisions Legislature to give it to them. JUSTICE WITHOUT MERCY. For generations people praises of those who of justice with mercy singing to the United States on ministering justice of the running panied sentence and the limit and imprisonment, meanors under the Volstead Act quite, encroaches upon the spirit tution which provides that bail shall be fines imposed, punishments have been the will of its m ten a "here Department of connecti The dollars, account in laws hundreds ail extreme wi Prohibition asses: into of with for bein, that, for committing or near al of Excessive excessive unusual not nor and At mercy ne inflict been very 1 Federal law least, there exercised has the nection with this particu And yet the Christian gentlemen of the Anti-Saloon League forgetting the ing patience of the Naz uratively crucifying Jud, Department of for not severe with Prohibition offenders gests that if the Churches the Christ spirit they and, further, that it ment from politics practicing Christian were quickly rey in co ar and the unstrained mercy and rene, s and Justice must would facilitate réturn to if | the and mercy Gov. Fred W. Green, of Michigan and a Hoover a recent speech, the Rev. and William Allen White Gov. Smith. The Governor This is a remarkable think of a poor orphan boy out becoming the candidate the Republican ticket less remarkable that a East Side of New York the candidate for the 1 say to you, shame raises his voice G. 0: P, Chairman Koenig of the Republic Republic leader, John R for And boy f toda Democra on City Central Committee and other N publican . leaders have decided that reason why Republican candidates both for Senators and Representtaievs, offices might not rul on wet plat contend that Mr. and if r make more |, the ought Justice re required, have Attorneys of the being to be harbors for get out their then proceeded countr; for President on y stands as any man to attack those IS BOTH WET AND DRY ALSO. Hoover’s speech of ac the people Volstead to have singing the dministration mt be much in the in ad- th violations sing of fines often accom- g intoxicated in both fines other misde- if mot Consti- cord most, the v ed ittle, urts cruel it in any, con- and Ww.. C long been women T suffer- tig- sufficiently Which sug- of polities; their retire- teaching and Volstead Act Governor ienounced, in Straton attacks an oach [ y. Just in Towa it rom is no the ts. And who men. an New York ew York Re- there is mno endeavors, Included in the program of the Federation are establishment of a student loan fund to help worthy young Alaskans to attend higher institu- tions of learning; enactment of amendments to the probate code, the divorce law and the prop- erty statutes; Territorial aid for libraries, im- provement of recreational facilities for children and desirable publicity for the entire Northland. The Federation was formed to make Alaska a better place in which to live. The organization has achieved much of its original purpose and is constantly adding to a highl creditable record. Work for John. (Cincinnati Enquirer.) no room for idlers in the family. So John is going to work. A young man might think that, after four years of bat- tling Latin syntax or threading the philosophical mazes of the excluded middle he's entitled to a long draught of leisure. But dad knows best. The head of the house of Coolidge didn't become the head of the United States Government by preserving the lily complexion of his hands. Like New England' Yankees of less note, he toiled extensively and gpun. He has decided that son John shall emulate him in industry, if, mayhap, not in fame. And as to the last—who knows? equal chance with the several thousand of other young hopefuls who wore cap and gown this spring, and with the several millions who just kept on wearing their working clothes. For young men may have been boin in poverty or with silver spoon, but Presidents are self- made. They have been in the past; the next one will be So long streets There's John has an as boys from obscure farms or mean one day may find themselves de- livering messages to Congress, America will con- tinue to be a land of opportunity. And so long as Presidents of the United States send their sons out job-hunting we needn't worry at all about the decay of democracy. W) city ite House Discusses Eiiquette. (St. Louis Post-Dispatch.) Mr. Coolidge’s latest witticism is the talk of Washington. It occurred at a White House break- fast. Vice-President Dawes had been chaffing Senator Watson of Indiana for appearing in. a Prince Albert coat and a straw hat. The great statesman was wincing under the badniage when suddenly the President cut jn: Well, it's just as proper to wear a straw hat with a Prince Albert as it s to smoke a pipe when you're wearing a Prince Albert. A momentary silence, then gales o that shook the District of (‘uh:nhm f'lll:“:lg:rts?: while embarrassed Watson beamed, while the ban- tering Dawes, flushed and uneasy, probed around for a crushnig rejoinder, , reconsidered an, - Iy refrained. g But where is the sparkling humor Coolidge repartee? you may ask. Hoosier in thi§ Coolidge | dry sleuths in New York show in- dictments come high. And as for convictions— Well, that’s something else.. Still it must be grand to be a dry sleuth and be able to blow e $96 on a little feed at the Govs ernment’s expense instead of try- ing to figure out whether you can |afford a hot dog and cuip of Java and still have car fare for next day. e comfort and not because his wife objects to the scratchy stubble. — -, ‘ma papers Ior sar) at the Empire. T L T S SCHOOL OF PIANO Mrs. Ruth Messerschmidt | Phope 4501 ) AUTOS FOR HIRE ———3 —5 "HUMAN LABOR-IS THE PERFECT COMPENSATION OF THE UNIVERSE" EMERSON We are all workers —says Taxi Tad. Whether by brain or brawn— we each and every one do our part. The Carlson taxi serv- ice, with a guarantee of safe- ty, comfort and economy, do their part of serving all. At your call—24 hours each day. Carlson’s Taxi and Ambulance Service Stands at Alaskan Hotel and Juneau Billlards Phone Single 0 and 84 | SRS AT The Packard Taxi PHONE 444 Stand at Arctic THE JUNEAU LAUNDRY Franklin Street, between Front -and Second Streets PHONE 359 Why, there’s nothing funnier in Tolstoy, for Congress, or other They |, eptance forms. " let down the bars for anti-Prohibition and anti- ~ Volsteadism in the Republican Party. airman George K. Morrris, before his death,[stone mugs an Late State Dostoyevsky ug the Constitution of Oklahoma, In declining to succeed himself President Calles is undoubtedly unselfish, but he also is notably cautions.—(Cincinnati Enquirer.) B S i R LR A political optimist is one who is ordering d steins—Atlanta Constitution.) L e er s Prompt Service, Day and Night CovicH Auto SERVICE STAND AT THE OLYMPIC Phone 342, Day or Night a1 Prompt and Courteous Serv- | | ice Day and Night, Special | Rates for Trips to Menden- | hall Glacler and Eagle River 324 TAXI ‘ €. VAIL, Proprietor Next Arcade Cafe Phone 324 - MILLER’S TAXI Phones 183 and 218 John Borbridge TAXI PHONES Days—482 Nights—377 REEDER’S TAXI * PHONE 182 Day and Night Service Co Ph THE CHAS. W. CARTER MORTUARY “The Last Service Is the Greatest Tribute” rner 4th and Franklin St. Phone 136 GEO. M. SIMPKINS CO. PRINTING and STATIONERY one 244 OPEN EVENINGS Opposite Alaska Electric Light Office *q ) ALASKAN HOTEL ‘'MODERN REASONABLE RATES DAve HousgL, Prop. S 4 s T Facts Worth Knowing The United States Treasury statement as of June 30, the end of the fiscal year, show- ed a surplus of $398,000,000, only $7,000,- 000 less than the figure forecast a year ago. The gross debt of the United States has been reduced during the year from $18,- 511,000,000 to $17,604,000,000. The $250,- 000,000 3 3/8% Treasury Bond issue offered early in July was quickly oversubscribed by cash buyers and by Liberty Bond holders, who are exchanging Third 4 1/4% Liberty Loan bonds, which are to be redeemed in September. The B. M. Behrends Bank Fistablished 1891 Incorporated 1914 Esther Ingman, Senlor Re- gent; Agnes Grigg, Recorder. PO TS s oo Brunswick Bowling Alleys for men and women . Stand—Miller’s Taxi Phone 218 | e THE.IRROS CO. M an u facturers Carbonated Beverages. Wholesalers Can- dy, Near Beer, Carbonic Gas. PHONE NO. 1 MORRIS CONSTRUCTION COMPANY SAND and GRAVEL Carpenter and Concrete Work. No job too large nor too small for us. MORRIS CONSTRUCTION CO.. BYILDING CONTRACTORS Phone 62 JUNEAU TRANSFER COMPANY Service Transfer Co. SAW .:n.t. W00D Oftice Phone 389 Residence Phone 443,