The Daily Alaska empire Newspaper, August 16, 1928, Page 4

4 THE DAILY ALASKA EMPIRE, THURSDAY, AUGUST 16, 1928 T e THERE IT IS AGAIN. e &1 The Frultof the Times, |® : —p|s- & e f hiainiieseriod | Yirst Ma: “My daughter wants R Daily Alaska Empire | Witk 6 mack S5 Y b o1 ALONG LIFE'S l rers o o T L TROPENrAL | | ond Ma: “Mine wants dates Produce Co. AR e s i e or the Territory on a tourist boat, the Published . sv jown Sdept Bun - comes as a pleasant surprise “A Dy SAM HILL EMPIRE PRINTING COMPANY at Puncher on the Yukon,” by Arthur : oy a3 | Middle-Aged Version of Ancient eets, Juneau aska | o8 — ENYIS, Al AL Walden, who freighted, mined, mushed TS, P Post Office 1n Ju Second Class and prospected in Alaska two years be Tragedies of the Road You cam’t eat your cake at . L : fore the gigantic stampede of ‘93— (Cor The road was straightaway ana|W/Eht and not have a headacheZ B TR Junean Liorw SUBSCRIPTION PATFS dova Times.) gtandly Eiaotid |next morning. . Club Delivered by caeeier In Juneau, Douglas, Treadwell and There o Thane for $1.25 per month P '”“, oG ‘,']’]"l'('"“_ A el imoed own v Do Everything But Rest J. B. BURFORD & CO) |}z £ Meets every Wew : e paid, at the following rates: he Klondike stampeders P 50 » cla stea Bt gl [0l nesday at 12:3@ b yau 1 X » in advance | ipay produced the dust did their stampeding in[It was just built for stepping on|He's Off two weeks—TO REST-e L. C. Smith and Corona Dr. Charles P. Jenne Jnmk_ . N as tis the boss's bet = Subscriber Bret v they will promptly |'96 and '97, and Skagway's and Dawson’s glor- the gas, thought I, P YPEW. DENTIST i Henderson, Presi motify the, Tusincss : ny fallure or irregularity }‘ e Tn Y Ahead, behind a tree, a speed cop|He’s using it to see 1 EWRITERS Lester D. . dewt m the delivery of t ous days by in '97 Telephone for Ec ind Business Offices, 374 caught my eye! Just how tired he can get. | * Public Stenographer Rooms 8 and 9 Valentipe ||H- L~ Redlingshater, Secy-Treas 5 R . " TG, ¥ Bullding B. P. O, ELKS 5 SHE % Hha & Telephone 176 Meeting socond ung The Associated Press is exclusively entitlew to the|newspapers” was made the other day when Pau heié Sour dbubitedia What became of that lady kil- fpurthy ' Wedney by e of all news dispatches credited to| il ewark | StasBikia Y ear 3 ; gave up| " pama sy A evenings at I Mot stherwise credited In this baper and also the | BlOC} e B “":"‘b“' 5 » "’;“" (_T““":‘ " act to marry that wealthyler Bl Blinks?* asked the old ELMER REED’S Dr A W.S grelock, Efls' Hal. Jocal news published herein, |Blade, Duluth Herald sburgh Post-Gazette | Jenkins,” remarked . thy|home visitor. N Stewart .. chmidt, — P ——|and other papers purchased the old Brooklyn|calle ‘Oh, he married a husband kill- SHOPPE e DENEteT M Sides, ALASKA CIRCULATION GUARANTEED TO BE LARGER é ¥ g ller. Mgy e A i ) THAN THAT OF ANY OTHER PUBLICATION Standard Union. For sixty-five years the Standard| “Yes," re her dad, “she TRpHOR, M9 A% Genuine Curios Hours 9 a. m. to 6 p. m. o ! 3EWARD BUILDING f the country. In the days of its glorious past|come out for jack, so to speak. Paseing Observations 13 Winter & Pond Blds. Oftico Phone 469, Res. Co-Ordinate Boc.. [it had such distinguished editors as Stewart A good many Krguments wonld |7 Phone 275, of Freemasonry ave been saved the world if B et e S ——— Scottish Rits [L. Woodford, Theodore Tilton, Murat Halstead Make: Your Own Gemmegs | [Phve becm aawen the wor N T g ; g i REV. M. T. HIPPS TO PREACH |tute never had allowed the s Regular meetings land others, all outstanding journalists in their ; Wil i B or it e sccond Friday each | AT CANTON ON SUNDAY.—Head of fermentation to get on her sta- month at 7:30 line in a contemp tute books Dr. H. Vance % \ b 044 Fello i P H Al (I ED Ostecputh—a01, Goldsteln Bids. L g Gov Hartley is right abcut this straw P? ours: 10 to a g WALTER B. HEISEL. Home, Sweet Home More or Less True ! 710 8 or by appoinment to the extent that only those ballots that|yhen ne stays home his wife can| Too many couples start right AND LOT CLEANING Licensed Onfioouln(c"fl'{iydc'afl official boxes in November count in think {in after the honeymoon making Phone: Office 1671. | - LOYAL ORDuLA Gl ; . A. GETCHELL, Gastineau Hotsl s nalysis, ~ But the unofficial polling| Of nothing but his faults to talk [their marriagg a non-stop fight G. A. GETCHELL, cne e e 3 OF MOOSE rificance if it is not more than to about Heaven, to the average married|} _ Phose 109 or 149 -.l‘u‘;::u&:”o No. indicate the extent of the interest and activity|And then she wonders why it is |man, Is a place where it lsn't|gT oo oo Trmrrorreoreg | PRy e ol o o the supporters cf the candidate who wins in| That seven nights a week he[necessary to keep up with, or a bk g Dr. Geo. L. Barton WALTER HELLEN Dictator. straw voting. will spend out step ahead of the procession. Janeau Publlc berary CHIROPRACTOR, Hlluntha! !:da. C. D. FERGUSON, Secretary. — 4 yoras matalie Kok souky and oo, om0 N B LY | | e i LEWIS, BABBITT, ET AL. The Democratid: problem in the South.is to Too Suggestive for Him. so she spends her time at the s d Aoyt gt 4 Rt A GE NO. e |induce the people to vote as they have been| It 5av8 here stripes are popu.|beauty parlor—and gets the laughi] Free Reading Room is not the practice of Medicine, | [ jecond and Fourth Mon- In another place 1s an editorlal from the| FCheb HE POORS O O A8 Y talking| 14" remarked the bandit’s wife, |from the man who spends his time City Hall, Second Floor &y Sursery nor Osteopathy. * |50 Fngw Olympia Olympian in which Sinclair Lewis is|¢'nng rat s L who was reading the fashion page.|in a gym or on a golf course t —_— d b d Malr Street at 4th - »‘:{n‘u g . “Not with me,” growled her hus-|ing to coak back a youthful feel. < B liie Reading Room Open From eri SHAS BENAGEEL, - ¥ | | Secretary. R He is past middle life it thel| € 3 m.to 10 p. m. Helene W. L. Albrecht| o They Never Walk Any More 'sight of a painted, half nude flap- (l'“'c“':};:" Rflom_{_gg‘é“ From PHYSICAL THERAPIST | EASTERN STAR (Olympia Olympian.) A man used to be driven to|per makes him long for the good to 6: :;a;n-’—;’ p. m. to oiiioil biscatns. Miinits -} fi:;‘:ur’)'nnd g;.u:,r‘%gw: Sinclair Lewis, who wrote “Main Street” and|drink, but any place you see a girl|old days when a girl looked like it o o4 Electricity § “eclock, I. O, O, abbitt,” is supposed to be pretty well soured|these days you know she has been|something human. Current Magazines, Newspapers 410 Goldstein Bldg. Hall, MILDRED MAR- Lewis admits, of course, that he would wish| A it b ‘ 2 | » " ia Reference Books, Etc Phone-—Office: 423. I, Worthy Matreq 2 : *"lon America and American life. He is generally |ariven to it What a man can't und nd is SHEe o Rt ! s S ALion! BROWN, "Bt they knew a little more about history, that| ... ,eq as a sneering critic, fonder of every why a wife thinks she has to catl| 9 - - . 4 e KNIGHTS OF they should better comprehend the difference’ ipar place arth than of his own land. But It's an Unpcpular Cure the attention of the company to - COLUMBUS & - fan’ P , 2GS, is r . lentine’'s Optical Dert. ol 18", between Irish stew and fried mushrooms and But apparently it isn't so. It seems that| “REMEDY FOR COLD LEGS |the cobweb she has missed, or to i s 2 Jt“fitfl."::.“i:éi:.l’d’ifia‘.’.‘,; T, that they should talk more about the quest of|he likes this country better than we have guessed.|feadline in the medical column of | the spots on his clothing when| | THE WHITEHORSE 5 ul‘ Laffugifiimn R Ay God and less about the quest for the best The weekly magazine, The Nation, has been|the Detroit Free Press by s it -t sompat | LB R Tttt *brofiis S ; carburetor printing a series of articles by prominent people 1t used to be ankle-lengths, wool-| There are a good many lI{.'l[u ]NN. Hourc 9 a. m. to 6 D. m. and ' |hers, Fifth_ Street We had suspected Mr. Lewis's fondness for|on the kind of country they would like to live injen stockings and leggings that give a woman lots of pleas-| | The New Palatial Modern | by Appc!ntment Y ,,?’{;R%QQT;{\}&M"L K B r. W < d Mr. Geo . Babbitt. |if they had the chance to order everything to| RBut now we reckon if her imag.|ure, but she gets the biggest kick Hotel at Whitehorse — e S Rt Aa ME. e their desires. And Sinclair Lewis, in his article | | Seattle Fruit and ! Bt ol Fraternal >ocietiea 25 BT T | aska by those who have hurried through JOHN W. TROY - - - EDITOR AND MANAGER ; [ DETOUR [every night.” il i 5 » | Yo o0 o Fresh Fruit and Vecetahles T'RS. KASER & FREEBURGER . o M Gastineau Channel Out of town orders given DENTISTS s special attention 1 and 3 Goldsteln Bldg. — PHONE 56 MEMBER OF ASSOCIATED PRESS. Another important addition to the ‘“chain et INuff Sed “[Union has been one of the great newspapers|went in for art, but decided to Becretary. for publication quoted as saying I like the Babbitts, the Dr. Picker- bauv the Will Kennecotts and even the Elmer Gantrys better than any one else on earth They are good fel- Jows. They laugh—really laugh Sinclair Lewis Fb;d of the Babbitts. | | | | ( | ination isn’t hitting on al six, aout of being able to snub some| | The Whitzhorse Inn has just | | ————— - | TDOUGLAS AERIE 117 F. 0. E. % in that series, has this to say: girl just has to grin and bare|other women against whom she| | been bullt in keeping witk 4 ' Meets Monday brought his bride home to Main Street and Matter of fact, I don't believe my ‘em., {has a grudge. the latest in hotel comstruc- | Robert Slmpsnu &ni:h!s 8 o'clock that other picture of the kindly country doctor, 2 would vastly differ from that of o 1 e dow's: shibts stk slonkitnr | | tom. . 408 Soome Wl et e D Baxlon Tall driving over the roads of the bleak prairies and ) rge Horace Lorimer of the Sat- Complaint of a Second-Hand Cor|on the deat and dumb, our sympa-| and cold running water of | | | (oo APt B0 Hpougias, wittiam o, w. P. Guy keeping his eye and ear open to get the dopej ening Post * * * Owner thy goes to the plain dumb, who| | which no other hotal in the Yean. ok Optometry add . Smith, Secretary. Visiting on the birds against the beginning of the open Now, Mr. Lorimer’s Utopia, I f:m}.vi The foxy dealer did tell me hear nothing and talk all the time Yukon ; can dboas:l." p.l;lvt:te JIpthalmology Breihers welcome, seaso ere made by an artist who was in would, cousist of & world of delightfu The car was “used,” Store grinders put an end to|| comnecting and public baths, Glasses Fitted istatndle 1 e, :u]»xlv»in‘:x'u“m‘m-hm“’llm ll{x\ .Iw‘xhu t. Then there is ":_"' ”'“;""’“"l‘:lf-“‘:1’"""'"1“"’:‘“Ii“;“' "“"l‘l‘;;li But he forgot to put a b 1;"“'1\21“!10.‘ aspiring to ]hlemllav;m[ l‘;fll‘t:e ';l:d“:;i"b'tz r:e:r‘vc:» Leneses Grouad AMERICAN LEGION { i 4 OF WATPID “Nd b it L » 1 “nzed.” hut very few ever are able to find T V. - S — ”"‘]k‘.m”""” (h;" h“’\;‘?:'““'k" )'\':H “I':l':“hfl‘:‘]_”;'I:;:'fl‘ll for vacation, the Canadian wilds, the In; sroni ot ta way of relieving heartaches. i tions. 8 < ) Meets secona and walking from his cffice to his club ch, ¢ - = v fourth Thursday Scuth Sea islands and dinner in Pari Bive in TR oss s Bk PR Vg a— g boRiA 2 TS hands deep in pockets, trying to conjure up in- I don’t know that I can in any wa ity » each month iw |= X Blinks: “He has nothing, has 0ld papers sale at the Empiré. | & ¥ 3 sults to be hurled at the various friends he would Jitisove off sl (IATAL: YhEGH b e has no | 014 papers ror sale at the Empir JAPANESE TOY & Ducout. meet at the big round-table! Of course, Lewis| After delivering himself of this Surprising| jinks: “No: the only thing he! Wrecking Contractor SHOP v loves Babbitt. No ome could resist loving him— |pronouncement, Lewis goes on: s, T ANt He R L e o A AR I - : or Dr. Kennecott I am frequently credited with being failure?” ¢ E N > Gt trentairs At sah, o the worst crab, next to Father Mencken Houses and buildings raged. |41 i Front Street \WOMEN OF MOOSEHEART 3 £ i ¢ e P. 0. Box 298 Phone 471 P. 0. Box 218 for Mall Orders LEGION, NO. 439 professed affection for Elmer Gantry. Gantry is and Brother Nathan, in our Beloved Shoemaker Should Stick to His DISHAW & ‘e ol a1 | | Meets 1st and 3rd Thursdays not only without morals, but he is an unvarnished Steiea, il At jaforiel By, Mujnsrous Last PETERSON — — = each month, 8 P.M. at Moose faker, helping no cause or perscn. He is wholly preachers and editolal writers that I'm An Asheville barber was fined g Hall. ¥ ! all for anarchism and bombing and gen- s Stionhrs Mgk it T e o | selfish, seeking p er and the gratification of his ’a i P g s " §75 for practicing chiropody 0 ML v sther Ingman, Senlor Re- | ;‘m"”"“l “_“"'I' “‘I”“;“”L "“‘. m.:u: i“\'m‘lh;:‘ A il‘!l.l.]l |va\1”|~ Il:;l,\ = .-;Hlll-ill,\-h I l‘;lkt \\")i‘l‘l out a license. He deserves it; a THE CHAS. W. CARTER MORTUARY geni; Agnes Grigg, Recorder. | 1 : i 3 g abbits, the Dr. Pickerhaughy the barber's license only permits him i and persistent animalism regardless of whom Kennicotts and even the Elmer Gantrys by e s ¢t General Contractors “The Last Service Is the Greatest Tribute” he might hart. He is a hypocrite and a fraud, better than any one else on earth. They i . o - unadulterated. His like—the bellowing bulls of are good fellows. They laugh—really AGdmd cine. Rt Corner 4th and Franklin St. Phone 136 Brunswick Bowling reform, pretending virtues they do not possess, laugh A flaming youth, a fiery lad, & fmposing upon foolish people and inducing them 1 have for them oply three Utopian ORlla8! e el pretid Plans and Estimates A Allezs . 2 ; bl p R ideals: that they should know a little iiat Furnished Free or men and women 0 back up efforts to establish a super-govern- more. ahout - history; thaf; they ‘ahotld daughter— : o Stand—Miller’s Taxi S i smselves as the governors—are 3 e, 2 . . ad ¢ n to put him x:un \\llh'lh:;n ‘l\.” y.«. I:.n”:.ntln:wlx ;u hn:u better comprehend the difference be- And dad came dow ¥ lenacing to the welfare of the country to har- Phone 286 it adrendn o i : " out one tween Irish stew in America and fried i % monize with our conception of the Lewis tastes. When he stayed longer that he mushrooms at Schoener's in Vienna; S EO M SIMPKINS '0 and that they should talk of the quest it okl Samen e et G . . ; l.d ° ALL THRESHED 'RAW. of God oftener than of the quest for the THE IRROS CO. His picture of Dr. Kennecott's pride when he| best carburetor.” And this from the critfeal Sinclalr Léwisl PRINTING and STATIONERY M an u facturers Carbonated Fortunately for Gov. Smith all the whispered|Apparently his countrymen have misjudged him 2 2 g;vzzifsfiexhaé:nl::c((}}anlr tales that are being told against him and Mrs.|most woefully AUTOS FOR HIRE Phone 244 Opposite Alaska Electric Light Office ' " PHONE NO. 1 . ::::::xl\‘ :xlu‘xri‘ulx: ;1‘\‘.{“];::}:,!;'..:_:v“.I:;m(:‘:,v‘d (“I':yil ‘I;c‘..(:: “A Triump;:f’(;rhl; h ('ozl;lon Sense.” OFEN EVENINGS from mouth to car. And when the. convention |*T4] reduction of wages the threo big national ok | Rates for Trips to Menden- CONSTRUCTION met. at Houston the majority of the Soathern|UMions at frst naturally offered opposition. But 7 | hall Glacier and Eagle River | i the financial difficplties of the railroads and th - R E l COMPANY it LT L e S ALASKAN HOTEL “ Delegates were for Gov. Smith, and Mrs. Smith|immediate need of economies were made so plain , 324 TAXI ‘ | | L] was feted and admired at the Dixie motropolis. |to them that in the end they yielded. The final i e SAND and During a political campaign, take it for grant-|agreement, of course, was a compromise—a 214 Neaxt Arcade Oafe Phons 834 MODERN REASONABLE RATES GRAVEL g O3 — _ __ _ ______.n ed that anything that will stand the light of day [per-cent. cut in the pay of all in the service of | Nl g o o e s will be printed in the open under circumstances|the railways, from officials at the top to the Dave HOUSEL’ bisotiis e Carpenter and Concrete that will permit of its being faced, This|lOWest paid workers. And so, without a strike| YOICE WITH THE SMILE MILLER’S TAXI Work g alsc > tak S060 jov. Smith |20 without threats of compulsion on either side 5 PR ess BTN R b s ce s e s b i e :I;Hl,“.,..;: e el b 1“‘[':‘:“:: the dispute was amicably settled Sur service will please Phones 183 and 218 No job too large nor too city campaigns, and, as he has said, had to|yu, 1n (wsotiations were orderly but protracted, you, too Tynear, dldsks small for us. “O|but in the outcome they justified the statement —says Taxi Tad. A WTROUT. DRIV fight his way to success in all of them. His|of 5. §f FOR : Thomas, for the National Union of Rail-||1ne voice with a smile be- aeod MORRIS career has been a subject of discussion for alway Men, that it was “a great settlement, & Jongh ML EERE Y who oItk CONSTRU ON Quarter of a century and all the time the light|triumph for British common sense.” Without Singlh B Be Re tor te xuoym . of publicity has blazed about him. No man in|any disruption of railway service or industry or | | wrce siberal satiofaction ot : Fa;cts Worth Knotvlng ' BYILDING CONTRACTORS s the country has been the subject of more search-(S1oW of unfriendliness, the men consented to ac- | [ gervice awaits him! Comfort, John Borbridge ing inquiry. The Republican organization in|C¢Pt 1ess pay because of the steady decline in the Phone 62 lik b det companies’ revenues convenience and economy in New York likes victory far better than efeat . dnt It ‘;v. e I‘] . ':,"", Mt 0 'h_“l. ‘|‘ The saving will be about $15,000,000 a year| | t2X! SerVice. i : ;lnr 5 has ul[l] ‘. o xi‘.\\":) lllu ¢ lun(lx:wl( uri at the expense of the workers, but by way. ot Carlson’s Taxi and f The United States Treasury statement as ng the years that Gov. Smith has administered|compensation large numbers of them. egmer| ar. axi v defeat after defeat to it the shop men, will expect more days' ek ot Ambulance Service of June 30, the end of the fiscal year, show- JUNEAU TRANSFER It may be taken for granted that the whis-[the slightly lower rate. In the end it should not ed a surplus of $398,000,000, only $7,000,- COMPANY perings of the w res are all threshed straw.|Work to their actual disadvantage. The rail- Stands at Alaskan Hotel and Long since, they ceased to yield anything of|WaYs Will be put on a sounder footing, and all Juneau Billiards REEDER’S TAXI 000 less than the figure forecast a year ago. Moves, Packs and Stores profit to the accusers in those sections where|P3Tties, above all the public, will be spared the PHONE 182 The gross debt of the United States has the people know. Common sense dictates that|UUNAPPY Drospect of a disastrous break, of which Phone Single 0 and 84 e cost wo y uri ear 18,- charges against a man of Gov. Smith's standing| ¢, St Would certainly be incalculabel. As it Day and Night Service been reduced during the y from $18, turns out, “the tr £ wdaiy" ! Rade any way axoept 1n the open are mot true, | s :“\:l H“”x(tmllrlurr:::?h“;)er ;s‘r)x(llml::ln :fiuse should I 511,000,000 to $17,604,000,000. The $250,- e L ——— Prompt Service, Day and Night | 000,000 3 3/8% Treasury Bond issue offered THE CANDIDATES. m"“l\“j_n_';j;lw‘] ({}:\:" i Ao ot thil ey CovicH Auto SERVICE i early in July was quickly oversubscribed by —_— mercial Le £ will mean that : A newspaper can well afford to defend both|no Nation will be allowed another war wntil ':x ST‘“:,? ,,‘,"J;’EDSLX;“"‘C cash buyers and by Liberty Bond holders, Gov. Smith and Mr. Hoover from whispered sland:|1as paid off the installments on the last.— (Cor- # Night 4 who are exchanging Third 4 1/4% Liberty ers of prejudiced or intolerant partisans, and|d0vé Times.) Sunhdd, Aldskn | A st : It it s honest it will do so. For Instance, fn-| fi]fi | Loan bonds, which are to be leemed in : e L AR . e BRes ace o he season g . foried men kuow. that Cov. Smith could otine the Brown Derby ang it ol “‘hpg";:‘fid‘g September. be influenced in his official acts or patriotic|yntil the first Tuesday after the fi e ‘ sentiments by the Pope even if the latter would |in November— (Cordova Times.) first Monday attempt such a thing and that Mr. Hoover could not be influenced in his official acts or patriotic Both Smith and Hoover have eyes of the sentiments by his English friends and former|Same color, so no matter who loses in Novem- Stand opposite Connors Buropean social and business associates. Bvery|Der We can sing, “Blue Eyes, Why Are You Loy h B e e informed man knows that neither of them are|BIUe?"—(Cincinnati Enquirer.) Th e B. M. Be ren ds an k vice hal Co. grafters or unclean. Every informed man knows Banerally T\ i MILL W00 that both are men of the highest character and crally speaking, the only thing dry about B I and COAL the ge prok 4 i Established 1891 Incorporated 1914 i Office Phone 389 Rl R iie knd politically Roblat. Aoy m:l’kd;i&:?:hfll:;;:‘:;:;:Ilniunlnstu)?ri:(f!"mu Is his re-|} THE JUNEAU LAUNDRY {|{ 3 Residence Phone 443 sort of campaign that does not take these things PRSI o N into account is based on ignorance or intolerant Prohibition has done one thing; it has given h%m between B A | THB EMPIRE HAS THE LARG- bigotry or wilful purpose to deceive—mostly, |political parties and politicians something to 3 5 A EST, n‘n"mags d probably, on ignorance of the facts. wrangle about.—(Florida Times-Union.) 1 Ky