The Daily Alaska empire Newspaper, July 27, 1928, Page 4

4 —— 1 enjoyed my youth and early man- Dall\« Al(lska E"l,)lr(’ | hood, and laid the foundation of know- ledge and experience that equipped me g e for greater responsibilities, JOHN W. _TROY - - - _ EDITOR AND MANAGER 10. That forty-five years ago Iphi- R evary Cexialbs - ouce Tay. . 0y oafied genia Miriam Wise took me as husband EMPIRE PRINTING KU\H ANY nd and Main and 1 have lived with her happily ever s uneau, Alaska R | sifioe N Sontebad. 1n the Boat Offico in Ju Second Class| 11. That the New York Times when matter | I rescued it was a derelict floating In T SUBSCRIPTION RATES | troubled waters abandoned, ignored Delivered by carrier in Juneau, Douglas, Treadwell and | and regarded as a worthless wreck. Thane for $1.25 per month. 1 b hé in every undertaking and By mail, ge p at th llowing rates: s 4 8 One year months, In advance | enterprise with which I have been iden- ik ;m ity tified it has been my good fortune to -t o ailure or irregularity | have loyal, able and efficient aides, who m the | by their devotion and united effbrts have Teleph iness, Diwem g | made possible the achievements with T MEMBER OF ASSOCIATED PRESS, which 1 am credited The Asso: ress Is exclusively entitlegs to the With these favors vouchsafed me B b i, o ted 10 this paper and also the| by a kind Providence, everything was Skt Hiewe publisk ] | possible. All is understond and fully e T S ) explained ALASKA CIRCUL GUARANTEED TO BE LAFuEW gy THAN THAT OTHER PUBLICATION | SRR e 5 52 1 i Lt adbdaa pecoms About one-third of the mnearly 4,000 United | States Marines that have been in China have been |ordered home. The action followed the advice of |the American commanders in the Orient that |they were not needed there. The American naval ships, about sixty in number, will remain on duty with their full complement of officers and |men. Evidently the situation in China is im- |proving-—with a lot of room in which to con- | tinue at it The Seattle Post-Intelligencer's straw ballot shows Hoover running mcere than two to one over Gov. Smith. The Star's ballot shows them closer but with Hoover having a substantial lead. PROHIBITION. p U R A ing as a candidate for Senator e American. Bar " Mboclatian boMezon: thek Géne {3 'still King in the world of fisticufts Prohibition as it exists, in the United States ! : He met the New land challenger and van- ] is exercising a corrupting influence, Its com- e el b mittee which compiled an exhaustive report de-|duished him rather easily clares that Prohibition ought to be enforcdd or| e s e e repealed. It declares, further, that in a large Mystery in the Arctic. ! majority of the cities of 100,000 or more inhabi- B e f tants “the sentiment of the people is opposed to (New York World.) i enforcement.” If it is true, as the despatches report, that ! The report says that “bribery and corruption’|the Swedish Government will undertake an in- '(f in the enforcement of Prohibition “is of frequent|Vestigation into the ecircumstanci surrounding ! " 2 y Sy " i |the death of Dr. Finn Malmgre whose body § occurence,” and admits that Prohibiticn has not) . . | S ‘afline dn - the Jand. ) An. SEot” $h ‘.“wl_l\\;: recovered last week by the Russian ship g 3 i Krassin, then a very wholesome thing will be 3 atement of the premises would Indlcate that|q,e Indeed, t would be an excellent. iden 1f crime has been increased by it the Italian Government were fo join with the A fair interpretation of the position of this|Swedish in this enterprise and find the truth great organization is that Prohibition ought to|about the whole tragic fiasco that had its be- | be repealed because, it must be admitted, uu»r.»‘mnumu when the Italia set out for the Pole | can be no enforcement of it as long as public|las y. Things have got to a point where % Gatiiion 1k hgainat it v information will no longer do. Already, 3 rious cities of the world, newspapers are de- i = nouncing Nobile for deserting his men, de- 4 A MODEST AUTOBIOGRAPHY BY A |nouncing the pair who are alleged to have left 3 MODEST BUT GREAT MAN. Malmgren to die cn the ice, denouncing the in- i W e competence that is said to have characterized the | Perhaps there are more people of educationexpedition from the time it set out. § and discernment that would say the New York And, in a way, this chorus of eriticism is 3 imes is the greatest and hest American daily|MOSt natural. From the time Nobile flew out Times is & . to safety with the aviator Lundborg there have newspaper than would ay that of any other been rumors, queer silences, conflicting des- publication. The modern Times, the one people patches, until the world does not know what to talk about when they call it our greatest news-{pelieve. Nobile, it was reported, was hoisted paper, has been developed under the ownershipjaboard the plane by his men because he was and direction of Adolph 8. Ochs, who acquired it|injured and out of his head. Nobile, it was nearly 32 years ago. Before acquiring the New |reported next,'was only slightly injured and never { York Times, Mr. Ochs was owner and editor of [Out of his head. He was prevailed’ upon to go the Chattanooga Times, which he still owns, [Decause of his special knowledge of conditions 1 Early this month, at Chattanooga, was celebrated | ¥OUld enable him to direct the work of rescue. ‘ arly Nar » ) .. |Next, it was reported that the three men who i the fiftieth anniversary of Mr. Ochs's careeer a8|y4q st out afoot over the ice were certainly a newspaper publisher. He became owner of the|jggt ext, it was reported that they had been Chattanooga Times July 2, 1878, when he was|found. Next, it was reported that two of them 20 years of age. Mr. Ochs was urged to write an had been rescued and that they had stood a autobiography to be issued as a part of the cele-|heroic vigil of a month over the body of Malm- bration. After much persuasion he hesitatingly (8ren, which was found with them. Next, it was produced the following simple compliance with|reported that they had stood no heroic vigil at the request, exhibiting, it must be admitted, in (2]l but had abandoned Malmgren alive and had ! hen been unable to travel more than a few a marked degree the modesty that has « Cler" | hundred yards from where he lay. Next, i was ized him throughout his wonderful career: reported that Nobile, before he departed in I am not superhuman, nor a rare Lundborg's plane, hdd proposed to abandon the geniu nor the living embodiment of two men of his party who were injured and the Ten Commandments, nor the perfect make his way with the others over the ice to practitioner of journalistic and business land. ethics—nor am 1 a growth of the hot- Well, after all these stories, who can wonder house or of the cultivated un}‘xlvln. that a clamor goes up everywhere for the truth? I am simply one of the millions rais- It is possible that some of these stories have been ed in the open fields, in the wide ex- hatched by correspondents who do not like Ital- panse of this glorious country of illimit- ians and who are anxious to cast reflections on able resources and abundant opportuni- Italian gallantry But, the point is that the ties for the healthy-minded and indus- stories have been put out and that they are trious. I am one who was also provi- doubtless believed by many. It would clear the dentially blessed in birth, environment air if responsible investigators were assigned to and friends, and cared for in time of find out what the facts really are, trial and temptation i Often it has been suggested that I write an autobiography, to which I Why Advertising Pays. usually reply that the fables and fiction concerning me are much too interest- & A g ing for me to wish to blast them by a (Petersburg Press.) % recital of the facts. Hence, 1 11 not Plainly the newspaper is a good advertising attempt to do so now. medium, because, in the first place all those who I hope I may be indulged, however, read at all read a newspaper some time during|. while I enumerate briefly some of the the day. The 2,000 and more English language i fortuitious circumstanc that made pos- newspapers in this country have a total circula- gible the achieyements you are so gen- tion of more than 29,000,000 copies daily, more erously recognizing. than 29,000,000 papers bought and paid for by These fortuitous circumstances are: a people who read and demand the news of 1. That Julius and Bertha Ochs advertising as well as the news of the world. were my parents. Newspaper reading is a fixed daily habit, and 2. That 1 was born in Cincinnati, nothing is so close to a man or woman as the b Ohio. particular newspaper of his individual' choice, i 3. That I was raised in Knoxville, whicii he verily swears by. i Tenn. The newspaper advertising is set in an atmos- | That my boyhood friends and as- phere of interest and action, among things which y sociates were of decent families, have just happened or are just about to hap- 5. That my heroes were men like pen. The “do it now” impulse fairly throbs out Abraham Lincoln, Horace Greeley, Ulys- by the advertisement set in such atmosphere; that ses Grant and Robert E. Lee; and that T is why in the alchemy of suggestion the language came in contact with men of their sta- of the leaden type is immediately transmuted into ture in Knoxville, such as Andrew John- the gold of buying. ' son, Horace Maynard, William G, Brown- The manufacturer who advertises in the daily low, John H. Cre Thomas A, R. press helps the retailer who handles his products, Nelson, John Baxter, Joseph Jasques and and the retailer who advertises in that same Charles M. McGhee. ; daily paper has a strong and a double pull on 6. That I Dbegan my newspaper the consumer. career as “printer's devil” in close asso- ——_" ciation with men of the high charac- One big business man, who doesn’t like to be ter and ability of William Rule and A. J. investigated and can be witty on occasion, says Ricks. Smith vs. Hoover would be Corkscrew vs. Screw- 7. That I came to Chattanooga while driver, Some people may remember this later I was still in my teens and had such on.—(Brooklyn Eagle.) friends as Eb. James, J. H. Rathburn, SR T. G. Montague, H. S. Chamberlain, Z. If Al Smith should be elected there are C. Patten and others too numerous to people in our church who are going to make mention, and here in Chattanooga I Dean Inge look like one of the world's leading little community ness. 8. of the world’s green spots, had been , prodigal in richest treasures. 9. became inoculated with the spirit of the whose inhabitants took me to their hearts where they nurtured me with ever-increasing fervor and kind- That 1 cast my lot in this choicest ‘where nature bestowing her That here, among a virile, indus- trious, enterprising, God-fearing people es, and what was that | quired the other one. “That of having the nurse stick her head out of the door and an- | nounce: “It’s triplets,” he replied. in- | R s By BAM HILL . | Way Most of Us Feel bt RS 75 1 e The troubles of life 2 | Make me sigh- Forty Years Ago— But 1 nave no The fact that all rides were Desire to die. buggy didn’t mean a blg demand! -3 for insect powde Zero in Beverages - - ‘What the sax is among musical Couldn't Say More instrumente and spinach is among “Honey,” she cooed, “do I real.|the things to eat, the soft drink ly mean so much to you?” {is among thirst quenchers, We al- “You mean as much to me as|ways feel as it we ought to apolo- the advertisements do to a maga-|£ize o our stomach whenever we zine publishe he replied. put one in jt—and we're no advo- — cate of hard liquor, either. 'Nother One Left in the Lurch! o . On Her bandwagon they | Where Getting It in Neck's No Began a’crowd'en, Joke And so it was all of If T were a giraffe For Mr. Lowden "Twould get my goat, /i To catch a cold if it Huh! Meant a sore throat Blinks: “Sh one of these PR light housekeepers.” The Brute Jinks: at probably explains| “It says here,” remarked Mrs why her husband comes home lit|Grouch, “an Italian paid $1,000 for up every night.” a parrot.” optimists.—(Ohio State Journal.) “Dry Agents To Be Marked.”"—Headline. A lot of them are bound to be if they try some of their funny stuff on the wrong parties.— (Philadelphia Inquirer.) The “pork barrel” is not the only barrel that will cut a figure in the coming campaign. There is the whiskey barrel and its cousin, the beer keg.—(Omaha Bee-News.) Also Make Your Will First “TRAIN YOUR WIVES"—Top line in an ad Sure, go to it! BUT— Before you start, and just to get the confidence you need, first kick an express train off the track, spank a cyclone and stand an earthquake on its head. Wise Boy The beaver works too hard, That’s why a beaver I care not to be; I'd rather be a sloth, For resting is, I'm told, ialty its spec- You Know Her “She seems sore at said he “Yes,” replied his wifa. of counting sheep jumping over a Mind the world,” fence when she s trying to get to sleep, she counts the people and things she hates.” View of the Reformer Girls ought To hide More of Their hide. A Tough Old Bird “How is the ¢hicken, Mr. Eaton” asked the sharp-nosed landlady of the star boarder. “Wel another " he replied, vain attempt fork into the leg, had been egg about have been as he made to get his “I imagine if it served as a soft-bolied ten years ago it would quite tender.” Passing Observation He laughs at house cleaning who never has stepped on a cake uf goap parked on the stairs half way between the upper and lower floors Interesting Information Sue Shoe was married in Ashe. ville last week. She hails ftdm Cincy. Lucky “I've had a good many shocks in my life,” said he, “but there is one | am thankful I've never had.” e oo “ingtoad | “Well,” | growled “that’s" better than a marriage license.” her husband. paying $2 for We Gotta Take Some Risks in This Life A life insurance company now is calling attention to the danger of getting in and out of bed, ecit- ing numerous accidents, that have | well, occurred while doing it. Still we simply can’t sleep as well in a {chair a we can on the ol' hay. Epitaph He who lies here in life mie I His lnnghhm\ say he was a ('Ml was Jim- | But if he had lived better, they, ¢ course, Weuld not have thought he was 50 bad. More or Less True times change, and now girl crosses her knees it sign she is modest. The reason we are positive some of the flappers don't them- selves is because they not snickering. Not every modern girl is two- faced, but some of them have enough surplus paint and powder on their one to take care of an. other one if they had it. There's always something to be thankful for, and we are glad per. manent waves are more permanent than complexions, for it wonld he awful for girls to have to spend as much time in public renewing their waves as they do their bloom of youth, We didn't see how the Missis- sippi looked out of its banks but we have a pretty fair idea of how it did-—-having seen cornfeds in their ultra modern outfits. The modern bridegroom doesn’t get the thrill the old-timer used to. When the bride now starts unpacking her belonging there is Dot much among all those cute things he—and everybody else— hasn’t seen right along. Some girls give us the impres- sion that they think as long as legs no longer are a secret there Isn’t any use of hiding any of them. Well when are AUTOS FOR HIRE — CALL A TAX!Y) \:}]- // A thought in time may save a doctor bill —says Taxi Tad. Changeable weather of the sea- son. Rain and snow-—are like- ly to catch you unawares— there’s always the danger of sickness due to exposure. Halil a Carlson taxi—you can rely on being carried to your des- tination “safe and dry.” Carlson’s Taxi and Ambulance Service Stands at Alllhn Hotel and Juneau Billiards Phone Single 0 and 94 B (. Prompt Service, Day and Night CoviCH AUTO SERVICE STAND AT THE ARCTIC Phone—Day 444; 444-2 rings Juneau, Alaska Night, The Packard Taxi PHONE 118 Stand opposite Connors Motor Co. THE JUNEAU LAL‘NDRY h...klm Street, between' Front and Second Streets ?’Prompt and Courteous Se: -T 7| | ice Day and Night, Special | | Rates for Trips to Menden- | | hall Glacler and Eagle River | | 324 TAXI ‘ C. VAIL, Proprietor =‘J_Non Arcade Cafe Phone 324 — B8 MILLER’S TAXI Phones 183 and 218 Juneau, Alaska CARS WITHOUT DRIVERS FOR HIRE Day and Night Service PHONB 486 BLUE BIRD TAXI SHORTY GRAHAM Stand at Bill's Barber Shop — & John Borbridge TAXI . PHONES Days—482 Nights—-877 R SR R REEDER’S' TAXI PHONE 182 Day and Night Service Reonieigis ; — = Seatle Frait and | |§_PROFESSIONAL 1™ 0 o Produce Co. or TRS. KASER & YREEBURGER . h‘%hmol::dvmhum. e Gastineau Channel l Out of town orders given 5 — — special attention 1 and 3 Goldstein Bidg. ——— PHONE 56 Juneau Lions Club Meets every Wew nesday at 12:36 iHours § a. m. to § p. m. i = Dr. Charles P. Jenne J. B. BURFORD & CO L. C. Smith and Corona @ o’clock. o TYPEWRITERS DENTIST Lester D. Hendereon, Presidest [ | Public Stenographer Rooms 8 and 9 Val H. L. Redlingshafer, Secy-Treas. b Building B. P. 0. ELKS = r Telephone 178 3 Meetini second ana e — ‘our Vednes eveni ELMER REED’S g e San SHOPPE A. W. Stewart Exalted Rules” 5 i DENTIST Genuine Curios I Houn S a a o § 5. m. 3EWARD BUI L Winter & Pond Bldgs. Oftice Phone 469, Res. Co-Ordinate Bod.... Circulation Room Open From Current Mag: of Freemasonry Scottish Rite Regular meeuna second Frida o month at 1!0 »; Phone 276. Dr. H: Vance GARBAGE H U I ED °"a"’“"'1%°‘. G(l:;l-tlol:lo Bids. mu o 4 ‘ o':rm b b: .ppolnman‘ WALTER B. Hlllu,. lureury. Licensed Osteopathic Physic'sn AND LOT CLEANING By, fTitid i -.bb'llu. oum;-c 0. ™ G. A. GETCHELL, Phome 109 or 149 Wesidence, Gastineau Hotel L Ileun m night, ".':"7. el WALTER HELLEN, Dictator. C. D. FERGUSON, Secretary. JUNEAU 103GE ‘NO. « CHIROPRACTOR, Hellenthal Bidg. Office Hours 10 to 12; 2 to 6; 7 to 9; and by appoinment. Phone 269. CHIRCPRACTIC is not the practice of Medicine, Surgery nor Osteopathy. MOUN; Free Reading Room i lay of City Mall, Second Floor odd Fellow a inni; t %:80 o ¥ alw SRR 2 “o | HARRY § LiYAS Mas: Reading Room Open From [ er. CHAS B. NAGHEL £ 32 m to 10 p. m. Secretary, Helene W. L. Albrecht PHYRICAL THERAPIST G‘mnutlu. Massage lectricity 410 Goldstein Bldg. Phone—Office: 423. EABTEhN ITA. Seennd and Fourth Tures days of each month, ¢ 1 to 6:30 m.—7:00 p. m. to 0 p. m. zines, Newspapers Reference Books, Ete, FREE TO ALL -7 8 e'clock, Ha — | The New Palatial Modern | | | LEE ROX H. B. MAEINC ; Houses and buildings razed | Front Street WOMEN OF MOOSEHEART P. 0. Box 208 Phone 471 0. Box 218 for Mall Orders| | LEGION, NO. 439 Biiia PSS | Meets 1st:and 3rd Thursdays oo s sttt e et roo o | | €8CB month, 8 P.M. at Moose a— i 7 ] THE WHITEHORSE T INN | ‘ COL MIU. Seghers Council No. 1769, Mcetings second and last, Monday at 7:30 p. m Transient brothers urged te attend. Council Cham- bers, P‘l"h Street aD’ MCcINTYRE, 3 K H. 3 Valentine's Optical Dert. R. L. DOUGLASS Optician and Optometrist Room 16, Valent! Bldg. Hours 9 a. m. to 6§ p. m. by Appointment Hotel at Whitehorse __,}: H.J. 'rr'RNE& Secretary. The Whitehorse Inn has just | e - | DOUGLAS AERIE 117 F. 0. &, been built in keeping withk | L R R eets' Monday the latest in hotel construc- ' Robert Simpson &.,,“,H e tion. All rooms with hot Opt D Eagles’ Hall, and cold running water of | % < Douglas. William Ott, W. P. Guy which no other hotsl in the | | | Uriduste Los Anseles Bel- || PG th, Secretary. Vieiting Yukon can boast, private Opthalmology Brothers welcome. connecting and public baths, Glasses Fitted maid and bellboy service. Leneses Grouad AMERICAN LEGION Write or wire for reserva- - T BRI Meets second and fourth Thursday each month i» Dugout. tions. JAPANESE TOY SHOP y Wrecking Contractor Hall. | Esther Ingman, Senlor Re- gent; Agnes Grigg, Recorder. THE CHAS. W. CARTER MORTUARY “The Last Service Is the Greatest Tribute” Corner 4th and Franklin St. Phone 136 Brunswick Bowling Alleys for men and women Stand—Miller’s Taxl Phone 218 | ———————- GEO. M. SIMPKINS (0. THE IRROS CO. PRINTING and STATIONERY M a n ufacturers Carbonated Beverages. Wholesalers Can- dy, Near Beer, Carbonic Gus. Phone 244 PHONE NO. 1 Opposite Alaska Electric Light Office OPEN EVENINGS 8 3 MORRIS CONSTRUCTION COMPANY SAND and GRAVEL Carpenter and Concrete Work No job too large nor toe small for us. MORRIS CONSTRUCTION CO. BYILDING CONTRACTORS Phone 62 ALASKAN HOTEL MODERN REASONABLE RATES Dave HouskeL, prop. seapssssssssssasessen Keeping Pace With the Times Modern business requires the high- est standards of efficiency in banking as well as in other present day essentials. A banking service that suits peo- ple is an appropriate banking service and our management aims at all times to render such service for the people of this community. Service Transfer Co. SAW MILL W00D and COAL Office Phone 389 Residence Phone 443 The B. M. Behrends Bank