The Daily Alaska empire Newspaper, May 5, 1928, Page 4

e s i i 3 i D(Ill\ flaslm Emmro JOHN W. TROY - - - EDITOR AND MANAGER Published ev EMPIRE PRINTIN Streets, Juncau, A Delivered by carrier Th for $ SUBSCRIPTION RA , Treadwell and the country has not made ALONG LIFE’S DETOUR | | By SAM HILL [ WR—CY Can You Beat It! coming cars, cries, people thought by t from Sinclair. or irregularity 5SOCIATED PRESS. to convince the Secretary of Commerce is a near- NY OTHER PUBLI 2 time of break- in front of Nenana The Ye‘lrs (.rcalest Day. to its locality commencement undergradus When Mrs. Ree of her distinguishec Te younger years she Territory of Alaska other relativ On her s of mi such solace as come husband had lived ten years not in vain. and honor He gave service his fellow men of a on to his reward without stain or A SUPER- (-I{ \\l) JURY. The announcement expenditures investigating committee all Presidential candidates and testify as to their expenditures for dential nomination to act as an nt tures, ete., is and a lawmaking body Th illustrates bodies to seize power This committee has the intentions of the This new step places te censorship in ators who have already make all the political capital possible out of the Senators on this committee candida position they occupy. have mot found it eommittee hearings in such a way standing of clean occur that an accident, seat in the Senate, leading aspirant for personal grudge or ing that he would his action The Senate wc further to make itself gomeness is already LEADING NEWSPAPER MAN removes one of the newspapermen ever Teddy Piper beg in the mechanical phase of the work as he climbed upward to the chair of editor-in-chief ly regarded as the papers. More than thirty y editor of the Seattle that he was a political ne the Oregonian and lative sessions at paper. When Senator ciates sold the Post-Intelligencer L. Wilson about a quarter of & Piper, who had been Oregonian as the right hand man of Col Scott. When the latter led he remained in that ‘When Henry M. Pittock, Mr. Piper succe Oregoniany died he control of the Oregonian considerable period of time, as the manage ful and able Mr. Piper was he was complete ms paper making and publishing grounded in the be sion. He was alws readers and to princ consolation of knowing final rest he lived his duty always and in him. THEIR ACTS COMPLIMENT Those disgruntled ( to organize a balt with a third party candidate objective admit by that Gov. Smith will be the Democratic nominee, and they indicate clearly he will be successful at the polls in ~ If there were no danger of the election of Gov. who oppose think of bolting and thus destroying their stand- within the party. It is creditable to Senator Reed that he would nothing to do with the movement and to hus Danfels that he has refused an oppor- lor a Minl of his picture in the pupeullm-bh. Smith politicians lll for a junior bail. For once business takes (MPATHY IOR 'l'llh BEREAVED. Selectmen versus the town censor, and nobody is administrators of the .| The bumble ives in the country sympathy of the entire e ympathy of th : maintenance of the community, the citizenry to go to town meeting. » populace flocks to it with the transaction of all important bu has notified Statesmen. (Dayton New: high pressure, usually well eighty-three Senators live at Men who go coroborative the Senate is becoming a super-Grand » contention thal |ppe of governing |expectancy for Senators-elect of furly years. ‘sin((' when first elected that does not seem at all Senate chamber cannot as deadly as its critics are saying. Nevertheless, their average is undoubt- coeded far beyond Presidential : hands of 4 few Sen- disposition to day of scientific ven- there is no excuse for not having the r in the Senate at all times. ate is discussing alterations in the chamber with the same—there is no reason why the chambers 18 to affect the when Congr . Washington year. is in session in the muggy to the efficiency as notwithstand- | well as the comfort ing investment. this discussion we about the bad air the long-winded statesmen. some self-restraint. r proud to have resisted it These Days of Days. (Boston Herald.) an his newspaper caree . We shall have a dress-up day, a mothers’ a child-welfare day, a week Like camp-meetings , they probably accom- the absence of follow-up checking the precise extent of the ef- fects is difficult The psycholog up day, a pay-up da Northwestern s ago he was Post-Intelligencer. and a week for that. to ascertain. Is not that likely to be the some of our countless “days”? They are all for returned to the behind them. They seem to have some temporary Whether they implant the essential spirit promoters is perhaps open to question. has had at least incidental conseqeunce — it has popularized the Mother” and made mother poetry more died eighteen as editor-in-chief, owner of the management new law we thinking of advo- cating is one requiring that the fingerprints of all favorite sons and all prospective Cabinet offi- the full Bertillon and His stewardship, as editor-in-chi together with urements of all National Chairmen. ter of the technique of news- He was thoroughly Prohibition Party has Democratic parties. They are not — (Florida friends have the Times-Union.) trimmed by the club guys.— :0V. SMITH alifornians who are trying isn't a real that comes out, ‘dn spite all the boys cam do.—(Washington Post.) Add to the international problems to be wor- : Uruguay plans to enlarge its navy.— (Rochester Democrat and Chronicle.) for President as an seeking the man, 3 its way around among candidates.—(Toledo Blade.) diffedence between Lindbergh politician is that Lindbergh is trying his best to return to private life.—(Cincinnati Enquirer.) While the donkey and the elephant are cavort- hoofbeats of the camel will be dis- g to many.—(Omaha Bee-News.) was quite sure Her husband was blind in both | 100k at be eye Obcervations of Oldest Inhabitan I kin remember when there was some sense of a daughter asking her daw how she looked IN-her new dress. The Ananias Club “I haven’t had a decent hand or a chance to bid all evening,” said the lady at the bridge table, “but I have thoroughly enjoyed the games.” Nothing Upstairs Bili: “Is she dumb?” Jim: “Well, I mentioned type and she thought I S ferring to a fliv.” Modernized Proverbs A full tire maketh the heart of a man light and a flat one cau him to lose his religion. Feolish One and the hone busy bees, And honey from them we, of course, do get; Jut I_would rather meet the l:‘ul for half an hour unless it ) that is The second letter of the alphabet Not Bothered With 'Em Blinks: They say conscience | (hair makes cowards of us all.” Jinks: “Maybe that explain why the, rising generation isn't v |afraid to take a chance on any- thing.” Easily Explained “DRINKING LESS POPULAR™ Headiine. It you have sampled any of the present-day st the bootlegger demands you will easily understand why. Interesting Information Rattlesnakes can be blinded by mustard gas shot into their re- treats.—News Item. Just how valuable this knowl- edge is to you we don't know— But we’ll stand right up in meet- ing and admit that when it comes | to rattlesnakes it's our retreat— and we don't mean maybe!—Sam Hill in Cincinnati Enquirer. We have no love for rattle: snakes, but it would be a darn mean frick to shoot one’s retreac full of mustard gas.—Judd Lewis, Houston Post-Dispatch. Must Be Immune to Colds Although the time is gone when we could call A woman a clotheshorse, It’s a passing strange, now that she wears so few clothes, She's not more often hoarse. Interesting Information We don't know whether you can ever see him work or not, but you gan see Clarence Idle in Newark, Ohio. A Hundred Per Center “You say he is a typical Ameri- can patriot, but what do you mean by that?” “That he hangs out the flag on holidays if reminded of it, hums the national anthem after the second line, forgets to register and kicks about the men the others ELEVATOR SERVICE have voted into office.” Right off the bat we can’t think |gg e AUTOS FOR HIRE CONVENIENCE PLYS Lz:v‘ RATES —says Taxi Tad. There was once a man who agreed with no onme. In an emergency to make a boat, he called Single 0. Willingly he now agrees with us, that the convenient Carlson taxi serv- ire is prompt and economical. — He sees the ditches, curves and You'd think the back seat driver| His Wife (disgustedly): ire the | would simpl; tf or paid the price | of any worse bad news than that contained in a headline like this: “Parking Ban Extended.” You Know the Difference Some figures Are cited And others She Knew the Answer But, judging from her warning| Hub: “Saw two awtully fumny||J, B, BURFORD & CO [ things today- “y wish you could find something to sides what is revealed by the short skirts . More or Less True The wedding ring may be plati num, but the marriage too often these days is just plated with hap- piness. Bobbed hair may be less trouble than the flowing locks used to be, 1l one that requires no fooling with You can understand why men, being men, will fall for a beauti ful but dumb Dora, but why some men have ma 1 the wild ca they have is simply beyond com- prehension. It is asking too much of chil- dren to demand that they love honor and obey parents who do nothing but try to cramp their At least the can opener doesn’t|% cost anything like as much as the rolling pin, flour sifter, b ‘mkr- pans and other kitchen ne cessities used to. The impression a lot of the { young people g you is that they y die of ennui if danc |ing never had been invented. ! Nothing can feel more 1 ected {than a bride who hasn’t been Kiss- Produce Co. Fresh Fruit and Veeetables | DRS. KASER & FREEBURGER ‘Whol d Retail Out o? ei?'lr.h .onrderl glven DENTISTS BROWN’S : DOLLAR STORE Dr. A. W. Stewart but the bald head still is the only g GARBAGE |7 o i e HAULED ||~ giie | G. A. GETCHELL, style. — " ana| | Tuneau Public Library|||omce Hours 10 to 12: 3 t City Hall, Second Floor Main Street at 4th Reading Room Open From Helene W. L. Albrecht| 8 a. m to 10 p. m. Circulation Room Open From Are sighted, special attentlon 1 -u;ng;l‘gu:‘ Bldg. Bom'mm.tolpm. L. C. Smith and Corona Dr. Charles P. Jenne TYPEWRITERS DENTIST Public Stenographer Rooms 8 Bnn[:;ldlln 'v-lenun —_— u Telephone 176 B> Stationery—Notions— DENTIST Greeting Cards—Toys— Hours 9 a. m. to 6 ». m. Novelties. SEWARD BUILDING 5 Cents to One Dollar Office Phone 469, Res. —u Phone 276. - - AND 'LEANIN( Licensed Osteobathic m,umu LoT ¢ @ Phone: Office 1671. i Resldence, Gastineau Hotel AR Phone 109 or 149 LA S B Dr. Geo. L. Barton | CHIROPRACTOR, Hellen*' 1 Bidg. ; T to 9; and by Avpolmment Phx’llfl 269 alld CHIROPRACTIC ; : 18 not the practice of Medicine, | Free Reading Room ||| ™ "Surgery nor Osteopatny. " PHYSICAL THERAPIST : 't 15111 10 6:30 p. m—7:00 p. m. to Medical G{-{',‘:f,',,‘f,; s o 1sn't been powder- 8:30 p. m. | €6 Aol B ”‘I,I g”' i it o tamith Current Magazines, Newspapars Phone—Office: 423. ! he ques a lot of families| Reference Books, Etc, 15 B have to d whether to put money in the bank and be rich or to spend it all (and then some) and give the Impression |’ they are. | We don't know just what kind| |of things worry a modern gizl but | we don’t believe having nothing | to wear is one of them. FREE TO ALL l T. H. THORKELDSEN LOCKSMITH Robert Simpson Phonograph Repairing O t. D FIRE ALAR‘I CALLS Juneau, Alaska =’—_\r’nlev;n.lne'l Optical Dept. l R. L. DOUGLASS Optician and Optometrist Room 16, Valentine Bldg. Hours 9 a. m. to 6 p. m. and by Appcintment i 1015:‘ Graduate Lon Angeles Cri- - H lege of Optometry and }f ;hlrd and Frankltn, . v €° Opthalmology e ront and Franklin, 6 Fitted 15 Front, nesr Ferry Way. JAPANESE TOY lnsses Fitte 3 Leneses G:round | || 1-6 Front, opp. Film Exchange. sl | 117 Front, opp. City Wharf. SHOP ! e iy > 1.8 Front, near Saw MillL ) MAFKINQ - - ———— 2.1 Willouzhby at Totem Gro. 23 Willoughby, opp. Cole Barn. Py e e SCHOOL OF PIANO | 2.4 Front and Seward. 0. s v anc ot PLAYING | %5 Front and Main. iy LA l | |26 Second ¢nd Main. THE EMFIRE HAS THE LARG- ALL GRADES ACCEPTED 27 Fifth anl Seward. EST, MOST UP-TO-DATS AND|| Mrs. Ruth Messerschmidt | 29 Fire Hall BEST EQUIPPED JOB PRINTING Phore 4501 | 3.2 Gastineau and Rawm Way.| | PLANT IN ALASKA. — 1 3-4 Second and Gola. 35 Fourth and Harris. 3-6 Fifth and €old. 37 Fifth and East. THE CHAS. W. CARTER MORTUARY 3-8 Seventh and Gold. 3-9 Fifth and Kennedy. “ i " ibute” €1, Niuth; Dack otipower Mouks The Last Service Is the Greatest Tribu 4-2 Calhoun, opp. Juneau Apts. n 3 Phone 136 43 Distin Ave. and Indian St, Corner 4th and Franklin St. 45 Ninth and Calhoun, 4-6 Seventh and Main. 4-7 Twelfth, at Northern L'dry. 48 Twelfth and Willoughby. 49 Home Grocery. WELCOME CAFE Front Street | HOME COOKING Mrs. A. Haglund, Prop. k4 [ Phone 244 GEO. M. SIMPKINS CO. PRINTING and STATIONERY Opposite Alaska Electric Light Office OPEN EVENINGS HOTEL B ittt a0 ZYNDA S. ZYNDA, Prop. ALASKAN HOTEL MODERN REASONABLE RATES Dave HousgL, PRroP. l||~ - BERRY’S TAXI Cadillac and Marmon Cars Stands at Gastineau Hotel and Burford’s Corner PHONE 199 OR 314 | T ARG T MILLER’S TAXI Phones 183 and 218 Juneau, Alaska CARS WITHOUT DRIVERS FOR HIRB Carlson’s Taxi and Ambulance Service Stands at Alaskan Hotel and Juneau Billiards, Day and Night Service PHONE 486 BLUE BIRD TAXIT SHORTY GRAHAM Stand at Bill's Barber Shop Banking Facilities When you deal with us, you do business with a bank that has wide experience and extensive connections— Prompt, Efficient Service Accounts subject to check are cordially welcomed. The B. M Behrends Bank Use Our Always ready for ) 1 Fraternal Societies Guszimzau Channel @ Lester D. Henderson, Redlingshafer, J uneau Lions every Wed neflduv at 1? 30 Vsiting Brothers welcome Co-Ordinate Bodles of Freemasonry Scottish Rits Regular meetings second Friday, each month _at 7:30 JVALTER n HF!SEL Juneau Locps No. 78 every ll'omip, FERGUSON, Sm'l'u'.ry MOUNT JUMEAU LODGE NO, o Se nnd nnd Fuurlh Mon- HAlmv 1, LUC AS E. m\r‘.flL.L \,V/ EASTERN STAR 1d and Fourth 1‘ua0- . MlH)m‘D M!n- Worthy Matrey 20WN, KNIGHTS OF Seghers Council No. 1760, Mcetings second and last Monday at 7:30 p. Transient brothers urged te attend. Council Cham- . M. McINTYRE, 3. K. H. . TIURNER. Secretary. DOUGLAS AERIE s Monday nights third Wednes- Hall_in Juneau AMERICAN LEGION Meets second and fourth Thursday each month in r—_— g WOMEN OF MOOSEHEART | LEGION, NO. 439 ts 1st and 3rd Thursdays ‘month, 8 P.M. at.Moose Esther Ingman, geni; Agnes Grigg, Recorder. Senlor Re- ICE CREAM DELIVERED ANYWHERE IN THE CITY Brick or Bulk Juneau Billiards Phone 94 Carlson Taxi Stand MORRIS CONSTRUCTION CO. ALL KINDS OF CABINET MILL WORK Plate and Window MORRIS CONSTRUCTION CO. BYILDIRG CONTRACTORS e JUNEAU TRANSFERS «! COMPANY Moves, Packs and Stores Freight and