The Daily Alaska empire Newspaper, April 28, 1928, Page 4

e ot A i B PO 5, P A P R v v T i AT NI B 4 THE DAILY ALASKA EMPIRE, SATURDAY, APRIL 28 Judge and happy. It is lite in which husband and 1928 A boil on the neck, a fight pair of shoes and a bawling out can make you feel uncomfortable, but not as uncomfortable as being in a room where a group over in a corner is whispering and occa- i, | sionally glancing in your direction. If stenogs take up smoking, too, we can’t see how, with thelr gum L N o Juncau Lions chewing, nose powdering, lipstick- = R 3 ing and hair fixing they are going|¥ DA e B B . Club to have any time left to pe d th - Meets vel Wed il o left to pomnd the) | y B BURFORD & CO g nesday et 1%:30 The gent who put over the can L. C. Smith and Corona Dr. Charles P. Jenne o'clock. TYPEWRITERS DENTIST ned food idea may have been in- Lester D. Henderson, President terested in lightening the house- . L. Redlingshafer, Secy-Treas Tublic Stenographer Rooms 8 and 9 Valentine Building work of the women, but certainly wasn't in the cravings of a man’s Telephone 176 . — T PROFESSIONAL T i i DRS. KASER & FLEEBURGER DENTIET3 sense of that term. Brown were ideally to picture married relationship between was finer than theirs. Only last year they had the joy of having all their family re-united with them—their daughters and their husbands, and their grandchildren, and both the Judge and Mrs. Brown seem to flower again .in the happines of the lives that had come to bless their family circle Judge Brown's memopg will cherished among us, not only citizen, ive in public aff Al convictions and tions, man who in and father exemplified head of a true American home est Mrs hard the wife The Fraternal Societies or Gastineau Channel ALONG LIFE’S DETOUR By SAM HILL Seattle Fruit and Produce Co. ( Fresh Fruit and Veretabies | l Dail y Alaska Empire JOHN W TBOY ... EDITOR AND MANAGER " peblithed every eveping ept EMPIRE PRINTING COMPANY 4t St Alaska, Wholesale and Retail Out of town orders given special attention th Main nday by d" and Juneau, Makes One Boil The sun n make me hot, And yet I'll swear It can’t make me hot An icy stare. tered in the Post Off s Second Class SUBSCRIPTION RATES. Delivered by carrier in Juneau, Douglas, Treadwell and Thane for $1.25 per month, postage the follpwing advance six months, month, in 1.2 will confe as long be s that of r:n‘v;‘ a rs and in advance, By mail One year $6.00; one thscribers the Bt delivery of the for Editorial Observations of Oldest Inhabitant The old-fashioned man who paid income tax on the proceeds from the sale of bust developers now is paying it on the proceeds from the sale of reduction dopes. to but as a husband what the should be, will promptly or irregularity noti in the Telephone B, P. 0. ELKS '#nd_Business Offices, innards. o After a wife has spent four or five years reforming her husband he shows about as much improve ment as the c the garage man has been tinkering with for a week. The wprst hen-pecked man i3 the one whose wife makes him drink two or three cups of black coffee before going to bed, so he won't go to sleep while she’s tell | ing him what’s what. The old boy who keeps his nose on the grindstone six days a week o'clock, H. Mes Bxalte M. H. Sides, cretary. welcome, BROWN’S DOLLAR STORE Stationery—Notions— Greeting Cards—Toys— Novelties. 5 Cents to One Dollar — GARBAGE MEMBER OF ASSOCIATED The Associated Pre y use for republication it or not otherwise local news publish thé who who the North It was notably begins the in her old prospects of The reception for Iris receiving first non-stop from Burope achievement ast ators German are doing made the Atlantic a notable acclaimed The Ananias Club “I've upset ash traps, used the guest towels and left rings around the bathtub,” said he, “but I just can't seem to he able to do any-| thing that will make my wife mad enough at me to bawl me out.” A. W. Stewart DENTIST Hours 9 a m. to 6 n. m. SEWARD BUILDING Office Phone 469, Res. Phone 276. and the honors those well it as fli to and as those Visiting Brothe NTEED TO BE LARGER across LICATION ALASKA CIRCULATION GUARA THAN THAT OF ANY OTHER PU Byt O P : of Freemasonry Scottish Rits Regular meetings second Friday. wch m(mlh at 7:30 odd F‘ellflwr Americ being it is Once comfortably cellar with quired to move for eattle baseball quarters not being sea- Where Ignorance ls Bliss Blinks: “He pays a high price for the things he learns.” Jinks: “Yeh? And what does son housed in re- Dr. H. Vance Osteopath—201 Go'd-tein Bidg. Hours: 10 to 12; 1 to b the good Hal, sometime. WALTER B. HEISEL. Zecretary. ERVICE. NOME AIk #iAlL A concrete testimonial of the practical bene- fits from the subsidizéd air mail service between Nome and Nenana during the spring breaking- up period, after the winter trail has become impracticable and before the beginning of gation, was the arrival mail on the Yukon from Nome. The Empire received a letter from Representative Thomas Gaffney, author of the spring air mail subsidy bill, that was posted at Nome April 17 at 4 p. m., making it almost exactly ten days in transit. A copy of the week- ly edition of the Nome Nugget dated April 14 was received. If it had not been for this mail would not have about the first of next July of the reached service until airplane Juneau TRIBUTE TO JUDGE BROW A couple of weeks ago it was the sad duty of The Empire to chronicle the death of Judge Melville C. Brown who served as the last Federal Judge of the District of Alaska and the first Federal Judge of the F t Division of Alaska. Judge Brown was an Alaskan for five years and for three years after leaving the Territory he practiced law in, Seattle where much of his association was with Alaskans. Alaskans came to know him as one of profound learning in law, the sciences and classics, a handsome and court- cous gentleman of charming persomality and un- usual native ability. It is with keen appre tion of the man and deep respget for his attain- ments that we here reproduce an editorial tribute to him that was printed the ‘day following his death in the Laramie, Wyoming, Republican: In the death of Judge M. C. Brown, Laramie is again called upon to mourn the loss of one of her outstanding pio- neer citizens. Like Edward Ivinson, Judge Brown was an unusual man. He represented the best sturdy old New England stock, and the vigor and the character that have come to be asso- ciated with the men who came from the old Pine Tree State, Judge Brown pos- sessed in abundance. Vigor and acti from the early d came to the W ing profoundly learned in law, which was his chosen profession, he always had an active interest in geological and min- ing problems; and the mountains and hills, both in the part of Idaho in which he once lived, and in this region, were known to him first hand, for he had tramped them all. As a lawyer, perhaps Judge Brown's most. signal contribution to the history of his State was his work as President of the State's Constitutional Convention. The average citizen of Wyoming prob- ably does mot appreciate the fact that this commonwealth has, in a very real sense, a constitution, and not merely a document which is nothing but a col- lection of statutes, The Wyoming State Constitution ranks among the best in the Union of the forty-eight States. It is based on real fundamental, American constitutional principles. It is not over- long, and its provisions are clearly and carefully expressed. It is free from many vagaries and peculiarities. Much of this was due in a large measure to the work of Judge Brown and his col- laborators. He came to his task with the right background and with a thor- ough knowledge of constitutional prin- ciples, and he gave liberally of his time and judgment. The results are one of his enduring monuments. Judge Brown was a staunch believer in and upholder of any cause to which he gave his assent. This was preemin- ently manifested both in his political views and in his church affiliations. He was a Republican by both tradition and conviction, and his loyalty to his party was unswerving from one end of his lite to the other. The same thing was true of his re- ligious life. He was a firm believer in the Christian faith, and in the old- fashioned variety of it. All the foment and ferment of modern discussion, the various controversies that entered into Christian disputations, did not shake the Judge’s faith in the least. In fact they only tended to strengthen it, and to arouse in him a pity for those who wan- . dered from its paths, It was in his home life that Judge Brown found his greatest happiness, and where his gifts were most delight- fully manifested. Here his handsome bearing and courtly manner showed to his life he first to be- marked which In addition ty in of | t of Hosea and gloom The def nomination will carry for Murray machine in s race re- Ros the renomina to the First on of Joe Divisicn Election returns about Alaska town remote big from slow pre- cincts are as as a mes- genger boy. What We May Have Missed. (Cincinnati Senator Borah and the Anti-Saloon League; most likely will now make capital out of the discovery of the Ward diary, last week purchased by Dr. A.:S. Rosenbach, Philadelphia bibliophile, for the sum of 50,000, The diary gives a first-hand account death of Shakespeare and the proximate of his demise. ' By common consent the Bard of Avon ranks the bards of all time. His mind was fathomless | as space—he dared even the empery of the stars He was all things within the spell of Apollo’s divine beneficence. He stands, today, sovereign and alone in a matchless tealm of his own creation But what might not immortal imaginings, his geniality and human appetite in the fullness of his powers, in his intellectual exuberance? This likely is what the Anti-Saloon now probably will be asking. Indeed, it is quite possible that the Senator from Idaho may send out a questionnaire concerning the diary and its revelation: For, be it mow known of all. men, William Shakespeare “died of a feavour” because he drank too much. So s the manuscript diary kept by the Rev. John Ward, vicar ¢f Stratford-on- Avon from 1662 to 1681. The book covers the years from 1648 to 1679, and belonged to the Medical Society of London. A few extracts have heretofore been printed, but ther greater part of the work had Mgt been pub- lished. The passage detailithg ‘the “fatal drink- ing hout follows: Shakespeare, Drayton and Ben Jon- son had a merry meeting and, it seems, drank too hard, for Shakespeare died of a feavour there contracted Sad, indeed, had the wonder bard lived he might even have rivaled the fame of Twentieth Century writers and statesmen. Inquirer.) of the cause he have had he done, this man not permitted to smite him the heyday of League The Chicago Primary. (New York World.) On the general principles that anything must better than the Thompson gang and that nothing could be worse, Tuesday’s primary elec- tion in Chicago was a victory for decency. The outecome gives one a pleasant feeling. The whack- ing majorities against Crowe and Small and Frank Smith, the defeat of Blowzy Bill in his own ward, the success of the Lowden delegates, the election of Mrs. McCormick, are clear evidence that the Illinols Republicans were disgusted with the be he 1 Blinks are winne arn ?” may “That what he thinks s are only also rans.” Bill's Right on Job With wickedness so rife, be a darn gooed lusband and dad. Fugene Permanent Wwaves, $15 Amerfcan Beaaty Parlor. be zero as a hero and still - e —adv It's simply great To know Bill Boral's To keep us straight. round Ambitions of Age Two middle-aged men had been| discussing various toples of the’ day and finally the talk drifted to! other things | “If you could have one wishl granted, just what would you ask for?” asked one. “A straight-eight digestion that could make the grade in high]| when 1 tackled a barbecue sand.| wich,” replied the other with af sigh. Information has entered law. Interesting Harold A. Wiper Ohio State to study Ph Have to Use His Head Do It He'll {of Have you tried them? Juneau Bakery BUTTERHORNS ARE BEST one 577 We deliver o ot} “LEGLE ATLAN S MAN PLANS TRANS TIC HOP.”—Headline. Need Microscope If It Did* It won't be very long until We hike to the big drink To see if it is possible for Her bathing suit to shrink. (*That is if it is the bathing shit we're going to look at). | 89 i i e PRIy e Modernized Proverbs You can buy a flapper daughfer more clothes, but you can’t unflw her wear more. | T L&am He Knew “Here's a man urging husbands to tell their wives everything,” marked Mrs. Grouch, looking up from the paper she was reading. “The dern fool is a bachelor, that's plain,” growled her hys- band, “for every married mpan knows he couldn’t ever get Ris wife to stop talking to listen that long.” 0 9 69 00 80 13 Soante oo ree SEAEEE More or Less True Only a male doctor who doesn’t end above the knees wonld be silly enough to tell girls a pleas- ant view of life is more important than having legs that are not bowed or knees that do not knock. Eugenics is all right in its way, but it’s sweet tempers and not Py FIRE ALARM CALLS| 33 have to go around in skirts that "..—————————{: Third and Franklin, Front and Franklin. Front, near Ferry Weay. Front, ovp. Film Exchange. 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Haglund, Prop. strong bodies that make mnrr!ue shameless graft, idiocy and violence of the gangs who wiire in power. How thorough and how lasting is this disgust remains to be seen. Thompson has been beaten before and has recovered. Republican polities in Illinois is largely a matter of factional combina- tions of the ins and outs, and no one can be sure that the machine which won on Tuesday won’t before the snow flies again have made some sort of deal with the machine which lost. The fact that the Deneen organization swore eternal enmity against the Thompson organization is no guarantee, judging by the experience of the past, and that there won't be an alliance in the tuture. One can rejoice that Thompson was trounced on Tuesday, but after looking at the forces which trounced him, there is no particular reason for assuming that the political system of which he was a part has been destroyed. In some ways the most interesting phase of the election was the success achieved by ex-Gov. Lowden in the contest for delegates to the Re- publican National Convention. He has demon- strated his strength in his own State, and that should add greatly to the strength of his candi- dacy. If he goes to Kansas City controlling the larger part of the Illinois delegation, he should be a much bigger factor in the convention than | most people in the East ordinarily assume. His strength in delegates will be sufficient to win more consideration for the merits of his can- didacy. Even if our Southern neighbor, Mexico, should go for prohibition, as General Obregon proposes, there still will be Canada and Cuba— and the United States.— (Boston Herald.) Detroit Free Press says Canada 8 our best customer. And we also trade comsiderably with Canada along the lines of “‘wet goods.”— (Florida Times-Union.) General Obregon is the first Presidential can- didate to take a stand on projjbition who has not been confronted with a Borah question- naire.—(Indianapolis Star.) a real success. & Next to keeping her warm, the biggest job a flapper's imagina- tion has is making her feel dress- ed when she isn't more than one percent that way. With modern styles, open di- vorce courts and television, looks like we'd soon be forgetting what that word privacy means. MAKE LIFE WORTH. - Some wise philosopher of the past has said:—"“En- joy life at its best” —says Taxi Tad. That is the true secret of hap= piness — and comfort of the Carlson taxi service adds| greatly to the pleasure of liv- ing. Just call Single O or 94. Carlson’s Taxi and Ambulance Sesvice Stands at Alaskan Hotel and |’ Juneau Billiards Europe has more alrplanes than America, but 8o far as air warfare is concerned, they haven't been able to get any of them over h er g (Cincinnati Enquirer.) iy RS, SIS e 6 Canada doesn’t make a public show of hang- ings. She has other forms of entertaining.— perfection. His manner of greeting his guests, his solicitude for his wife and daughters, were always evident, and one felt, in visiting the Browns, that he come into & real home in the deep- (Toledo Blade.) * e L Some folks are born great, some achieve grealness and some are blacklisted by the D A. R.—(St. Louis Post-Dispatch.) Phone Single 0 and 94 B e AUTOS FOR HIRE /| Cadillac and Marmon Cars Stands at Gastineau Hotel Phone 183 CARS WITHOUT DRIVERS HOTEL PO PSSR S THE CHAS. W. CARTER MORTUARY “The Last Service Is the Greatest Tribute” Corner 4th and Franklin St. s ree Phone 136 rrrrrrrresr) GEO. M. SIMPKINS CO. 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