The Daily Alaska empire Newspaper, March 20, 1928, Page 4

v& ‘erroneous. A _bcfllriiy’AVldska Embire JOHN W. TROY - | Harpursville - EDITOR AND MANAGER Published every evening e: EMPIRE PRINTING Streeta, Juneau. .:I:,,-.« of rough detours around hap- | | | ¢ Sunday COMPANY 4t Second and Main *a. Tintered In the Post Office 1n Juncau as Second Class matter. As Human Being He's Total Loss communities " SUBSCRIPTION RATES. Oellvered by carrier In Juneau, Douglas, Thane for $1.25 per month. By mail postage paid, nt ‘the following rates months, One year, In advance, $12.00; s #6.00; one month, in advance, 3i.25 Sulecribers will confer a favor if they will promptly failuré or irregularity notify the Business Office of any in the delivery of their papers. Telephone for Bditorial and Business Offices. 374 MEMBER OF ASSOCIATEL r ssociated Press 8 exclusivoly entitled to the g R lispatches credited to «d in this paper and also the |, use for republication of all news it or not otherwise credi local news published herein. The bandit holds you up to stea' Troadwell sac | thing | beans | to be carried out on a shutter. But he's a friend, I'll swear, who'll suffers when You up to ridicule Rome needs to blush when she is listed alongside Observations of Oldest Inhabitant What's become of that old-fash s would sacrifice | to their own level and n®t try fo: never bheen kissed?” i | nigh society. hope for the Presidency The Ananias ALASKA CIRGULATION GUARANTEED TO BE THAN YHAT OF ANY OTHE ~UBLICATION ve quit going to He probably believes that the Anti- s said he, “becaunse ip on the Republican organiz MORE AND MORE LIKE SMITH AND/ HOOVER. Democrats have joined Minnesota erats of Alaska and New Hampshire ing their dele 0 to support Gov. Al $mith for the Presidential nomination. ly all of the other Western States will ome of the nearby suit. Missouri and are likely to send de who are for Senator Re struct her deleg tes to the ates for it is thought that th many of the Reed delegates from othe than Missouri will not wait that making it known that they like the .New Governor very well—that they regard very close second choice The indications are | growing daily that Gov. Smith will necessary two thirds vote on an early ballot in i the convention, It is almost as clearly apparent tary Hoover is the favorite for the Republican nomination. His chance for party leadership not quite so bright, however, as that Smith in the Democratic Party for that he has more come. But it must be admitted even at the present time the sity :an Party is Hoover against the| opponents that in the Republ field. bk o The chief editorial writer of the Times, Simeon § York World, Walter Lipmann, foundly sane as critics and editorial sample of the sanity of Mr. comment on style in a recent i when he said that hi interest at goes chiefly to Willa Cather, T and Ernest . Hemmingwa time. How often do we hear one dogmaticaly claim the virtues of his life-long favorite author or book, and do it in a self<compl The man who has a fs little, or else he has nbt kept his If one reads much, with his mind interest changes with his moods or the subjects thinking. Sometimes prefer one writer and sometimes another, times one style and sometimes something entire- that dominate hi, ly different EMPIRE ATE There has been considerable discussion and last among those interested in as to who is responsible for the clasical names horne hy New York towns. People have wondered how Albion, Athens, Aunburn, Ithaca, Nassau, Palmyria, cuse, Troy, Utica and Warsaw, to name the clas- sical cognomens of some of the more prominent towns of New York, came about in country settled, usually, by unlettered farmers and other brands of fromtiersmen. Most of those taking part in the look upon the prevalence of classical the Empire State as some sort of a And the list is so large that it, was accepted from the beginning that there must have definite source for the scores of ancient in a single State. In the course of the discussion, more than a century ago, responsibility traced to a number of persoms, all however, were able to produce alibis. that he had earned some of the 4 have spinach.” if he succceds in cohvineing of the count not dry that he will h to the latter's | o i undie “Why, John, you know the bird r are out at night,” voted that the * Are They as Good as Padioc “CURLY LOCKS FOR HATS meant something No use for it today, controvarsy So from our dictionaries let's piness and a lot of foc refer them to tr mooth main highway, The only thing harder for a kid to understand than why he has to e pestered so much with soap nd castor ofl is why his parents |can lie out of things when he cets walloped for it if he tries to Love can endure a lot ~of but after a year of canned nd hot dogs it usually has em to ling the The tortoise was built for land travel and has too much sense to ry flying; and a lot of people would be happier if they'd stick A lot of women who talk about their face lifted need to y lowering their . k silk scanties m look but there was more warmth and girl—in the old red-flannel Many a flapper who thinks she making a hit going around three-fourths naked - really 1ooks { more like a foul ball Science can make a lot of fthings, but it can’t explain why ome people think marrying mo makes them so mueh bet- | ter than the rest of their families The shine on the seat of fath- er's trouser a heap more no- ticeable than the shine on mo ther’s nose, but nohody ever eems to have thought of invent- ing a powder puff for father’s use Ignorance may be bliss, but we the cpening of the corner stone of an old|¥rase this word “obey. - Entered in Laziest Man Contest Dr. W, tells of a man who u ates to the Houston convention peacefullyy sleep- that something is ordinary and ke a nap of bles citizens It is believed that near- oted for was his wife heard him call from the “Wife, come {and brash this fly off my head well-regulated toad po: 1 and Montana itor Walsh, ever, it is believed that the Missouri will vote for Gov. Smith whenever he shall received a majority vote in the convention, Montana delegates » opened and the toad w Goes 1cr #ry Home Wwas present cornerstone eaca at homa,” and other appropriate surroundings “For 1 growl when I have to take |sented and the sweep 'em up. taken from Necessity Again finally both e Germ—What and gave the airplane for g rupted nap. It is to be hoped that up his mind to return to normaley, so to But there is mo telling what he may or probably wiil he may make Ditto—Well, only chance of ever getting back cn the hems of women's skirts. formidable contestants to ove never have thought the peaple who never have learned to forgive were any happier than others with CLYMPIC POOL HALL SOLD The undersigned has sold the negg of the Olympie Poel Hall ind Rooming House to Mossrs. Kasilica and Mike Dragich teok charge Saturday and all bills henceforth con- Holmes will leave Juneau April 10 and requests that 1 accounts against him be pre- all accounts due him be pald before then; and he thanks the people of Juneau for the liberal patronage they “have accorded him. —advs JACK HOLMES. UNITED STATES Department of the Interior GENERAL LAND OFFICE U. 8. Land Office, Anchorage, Alaska. January 16, 1928 Notiee is hereby given that ©arl Wesley French, entryman, why shouldn’t a better than our own immortal Rip Van toad hag ample historical precedent for his action. of Ephesus, E'S FAVORITE AUTHOR. the Sleeping and his lured children who still are slumbering You Know Them It you couldn’t say “g00d-by” 0| otrice. Anchorage, Alaska, and if there wouldn't thing about sonfe folks' call t]m'l you could enjo: unsky, like that of s one of our lead- ing "literary critics, and both of them are pro- Arthur still snoozing in time when that realm shall most need his v for deliverance waiting for the supreme peril? And that toad should be proud and Texas be proud because of that What Do You Noah Bout That Strunsky ue of of the newspapers is some toad, even if he does occasionally take a prolonged nap. hornton ¥ The crux declaration is the phrase “at the moment.” There is a recognition of the fact that the one with ah open mind changes from n of the Goat and Cabbage, Our neighbors across the Channel, who often pride themselves on being a logical people, have summarizes trying to pursue two opposite aims at the same “Menager la chev —to keep both your goat and your cabbage, with countryman Here lies Bill Zeets, . Who died from lack of brains— Thought slipp'ry streets e et 18 chou, Did not call for skid chains. orite author or remains in first place for a life-time has noth- ing to brag about. He is one who Zero in Information It is no protection to any coun- try to have a big army of great = booze fighters. faced with the prospect of le in charge of the other. our old English problem of how the hare and hunt with the hounds”—which is logieal France as For example, at the moment the the French It is the same thing as Passing Observation Many a man who teller at a bank is paying listener anywhere else. of Finance wants to increase it has recommend: the money for th tax on all traveler: a French port. way to raise purpose i§ to put a special ng at or departing from All English and American tour- ists would, then, pay twice over for the privilege of visiting French soil—they would pay for com- ing and they would pay for going. thought from this that their presence was un- Foreign visitors are so keenly desired by some of the shrewdest of French citizens that when it rains on the Riviera the most curious and violent efforts are m t of the English information that there has been a wet week-end should induce British tourists to stay at But will the British tourist be encouraged when he is told another tax awaits him there? More or Less True In marriage there are any num- CLASSICAL % ; ¥ mighe be AUTOS FOR HIRE, ,',; plethora of Far from it! ade to keep It sounds more enterprise which is prepared o censor 5 in the supposed interests of the traftic will endeavor also to sup- press the news of any fresh taxation. 11 Success can. be ho It is to be feared that our neigh- for all their love of logle, ar o mitted to an attempt —says Taxi Tad' We belieye business other things in life—we get | |out of it just about what we put in. We find in giving best consideration for y serve—we receive best col eration for our service. Let us. ped for along € again com- to preserve both the goat (or tax-collector) and the cabbage (or tuurfi;t) —— e to polish up Better move caretully on that job, etty thin shell.—(Philadel- The famous Gov. George Clinton, first exeeutive of the State after independence and later Vieé-President under Jefferson, was forced to deny that he had any- thing to do with it Surveyor-General De Witt was the next to declare that a the Statute of, erty has become a pr phia Inquirer.) man who covets “hoyish ey and “Warts” on the n' hele— (San Francisco Alaskan Hotel . e never saw “‘Skinn Ci!‘hflll For generations thereafter bank of the ole swimmi ¢ swimm " was handed down to an elusive sonebody. - However, now the matter has been announcement . thy in Canada aid our rum news?—(Detroit ¥ at export concerns at Buffalo seems to have solved the ques- runners supposed to he ¥ He has fixed the stigma upon a Robert early American educator wio served of the Land Office Commission dur- shortly following the Revolutionary ‘circumstance that he designated 28 classical names in one fel sweep that the real ———— e Yawn Causes Death-—Headline, Senator Heflin knew of ose to get even wit Indianapollg News ) Another herculean lal is going to be to eount: | (Obio State Jourmal,) - bility when he r that pogsi- his colleagues.— { t Al Smith runs, Cincinnati vote,—| together with his witnesses, Joe McKenzie, and John Cryderman, ©31all of Hatnes, Alaska, has sub- to turn a muskrat skin into & fur)mitted final proof of his home- coat, says a news Does this incinde the process of [Npy NWi;, NW%NEY, section getting the money to pay for it?}oy Sm1,SWi;, section 13, T# stead entry, serial 06918, for the 28 8. R. 53 B. C. R. M. and it is now in the flles of the U. S. Land no protest is filed in the local land office within the period of publication, or thirty days there- after said final proof will he ae- cepted and final certificate is- sued. J. LINDLEY GREEN, Register. “He built the ark, and A mree puplication, Feb. 29, 1928. all T Noah 'bout Lim," replied |page’ pulication. Apr. 4, 1928, £ T. H. THORKELDSEN LOCKSMITH Phonograph Repairing Juneau, Alaska Box 1015 JAPANESE TOY SHOP H. B. MA] Front Street P. 0. Box 218 for Mall Orders l BERRY'S TAXI dillac and Marmon Cats tands at Gastineau Hotel and Burford’s Corner PHONE 199 OR 314 i MILLER'S TAXI - §Phone 183 Junesu, Alaska CARS WITHOUT DRIVERS FOR HIRE | "Day and Night " PHONE 48 o - PROFESSIONAL T DRS. KASER & FREEBURG «Seattle Fruit and Fraternal Societies Produce Co. Fresh Fruit and Veretables Wholesale and Retail Out of town orders given special attention Gastineau Chdnnel 1 and 3 Goldstein Bidg. PHONE 56 Hoars ¥ a. m. to § p. m. 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