The Daily Alaska empire Newspaper, March 19, 1928, Page 4

4 THE DAILY ALASKA EMPIRE, MONDAY, MARCH 19, 1928. B . P 7 3 = f g Ry orest- | @ :)or to get into’ his pants. And at ] - - . Y . decessor of Br. Nicholas Murray Butler as Presi- |G + Daily Alaska Empire | Co ani it wis tho tuiter who| | || e had o ust aboui ax mach tlo Fruit and | |o_ PROFESSIONAL !\ sernal Societies {decided upon conferring his name on the Brook- ALONG LIFE’S [ as sally, for, gh hier exp Seat 'rui $ VR iaint Soerriint s e YR it T et ¢ p; tion of what that garment is d C - JOEN W. TROY - - EDITOR AND MANAGER|lvn cducational institution. DETOUR | {acundn 106s* 18 ik & 218, 1t e Produce Co. e e ] : Ch 1 i . The circumstance that so many Brooklyn| | 1| tatnly aa'e Fresh Fruit and Veretables DRS. KASER & FREEBURGER Gastineau Channe B NN G COMBANY 0t doonod” and’ Main|students were taking Columbia extension courses| | By SAM HILL g e Wholesale and Retail | gl ; = [and the desire to relieve the pressure of the stu- 3 I PRekiing: Tniosiation Out of town orders given DENTISTS . P Lapeas . | special attention | . { itered 15 the Post Office in Juneat ‘aff Becund Class |dent population at Columbia were assigned by No Other Cheek Stuff For Him| ©O. Shinn is seeking the nom. |} 1 and 3 Goldstein Bldg. Juncau onns . SAEEn. |Pr. Butler as the reasons for the new branch|myat he will e'er adopt the ‘golden qmm:n flor“Rer,urder in Bradford | S n. r"BONm!EO‘ . Club - IPTION RATES. college. Ziils County, Indiana. | Hoars 9 & m. D. S H d b '*:‘Lr:'slcnn.lunlnu, Douglas, Treadwell and 534 dot ) 1 —— I - Meets every Wed Selivered by carricr In Juneau, Dougias, ——— 14 say the chances are dan slim; ! yion Aesop thousht up the|[J. B. BURFORD & CO ![2 I nesday at 12:20 i Dy maiy postage paid, st the following rates: o | Figld Marshal Joffre has become a casualty|For he's a bird who'd much pre-| o110 he the wng Laoibil UP the y 3 g sday at 12:2 £ in advance, $12.00 months, in advance 4 A e ab B ger s L. C. Smith and Corona . o'clock. W30 one monih . advance, Ve s iyt B il oo 5 : long befora s HErSuNS LI velon ; Dr. Charles P. Jenne ||icster™n. Henderson, President * : m\-flmp{:‘:n 3 m(.)(f' 3 'f'.»i\:',':,’o;'q‘":f,r:fi')’:‘.‘r':xl:- only worth $200 a month and when his rent was|To (:ihnim what they have done to group in Congress? TYPEWRITERS . e iy H. L. Rediingshater, Tragk e Aclivery oF advanced he found it necessary to abandon his . § 2 € ¥ in the dellvery of their pap e ¢ FUPPAN Telephone for Bditorial and Business Offices, 374. |, .. rtments for more humble quarters. Victors : More or Less True .,__hbhc Stenographer Rooms 8 and 9 Valentine 8. P. 0. ELKS ER OF ASSOCIATEL rRESS. are often losers in war Observations of Oldest Inhabitant| .y..0” s o' time when it oS 2 Building gldecting Wodnes, 1 Siatol Prens exclusivsly’ entitied to the e I kin remelmhvl' WI‘:“'“ ‘2 Was 10| an had a wife he never thought P Telephone. 1 o'clock, " biication of all news dispatches cred - trouble at all to tell a drygstore| Ry 853 ol y 4 B = 20. B. RICE i nn"{ol;ol"?&’“;\--",'m. credited in this paper and also the A Rome newspapcr correspondent says the|{Touble at all to b’ 8 ‘i“'»m pending up :x (hol re:t.mr;;'x.uh BROWN’S 3 = CEO_ B RICR | R VNS et bt o R G e T ek Bcoa wn. ad BBy th ke ol i ‘,”" “1-“‘1““"’ ‘"‘“‘ ‘;" I! “’l SJ““““‘ DOLLAR STORE “——-———'—‘N VT M. H. SIDES i e . | i 2 3 a for clean and mended clothes. -} Far ecrotasy 5 ALASKA_CIRGULATION, QUARANTEED 1O BE LARGER |urican game of poker. It is understood that he TH Ananten Ol P vy e g L R StationstyiNotions Dr. A. W.q, tewart B LTI § P e plays it with at least one duce wild. “She has managed to reduce 15| ° ¥ . Greeting Cards—Toys— DENTIST i 5 vdtesiobar e o M i I more aggravating than getting th 1 Pyl 0 t : —_— pounds,” sald her friend, “but she| L\ "0 mber” but & woman i Novelties. SR ARE HOEANNG: Co-Ordinate Bodles § Delayed Duty Undertaken. doesn’t boast about it.” | knows there is nothing worse 5' Cents to One Dollar Office. Phots 489, Rex. .,'s F::]e':\n'::;:y MR ' ¥ {than getting the wrong man. o~ P BT v Plhotie s (Cincinnati Enquirer.) Shorter and Means Same |0 b0 T eems to pay " ular meetings a e “ - is a otter ) = iy o € b R — d Friday each The popular demand for reapportionment of Here is a lum’ on me WO'| aven less~attention to stop signs p & AN b {Rep tatives in Congress seems to have im-[man’s page signed ‘The wile :n “;Hmu a reckless driver is the Tun 141{ ACE w - 7 - oo 04d Wellows' 5 ¢ itself on Cong The last apportion- p.mretv husband’,” remarked Mr ining expenses. | Dl"- H. Vance | WALTER B, HBISEL. Adcrorary. nent made g the census of 1910.|Grouch. 4 ! Now and then you meet D ' | -ostecpnth—201 Go'd-tein Bt ! o R % Exsd 1ld have been another after the cen-| “Why didn't she Jjust' shen 1t ., "y cuch a gitt of £ . Fours: 10 to 12: 1 to b | ired by law. In the mean-|'A Widow'?" growled her husband.! W10 "N5 G © UL ¢ 710 8§ or by appolnment | . b s tion has been such that R lisn't ‘wearing ‘akfrts. and o AND LOT CLEANING Licensed Ostecpathic Physician OFLbMOOiE i S sl F . A . one: Office h Juneau Lbc ge No. 771 entation in Congress based on the (A Ho, Hummer What Iz = | "\ aer putf and vanity case. G. A. GETCHELL, Naildguos, ' (lhutbsan Hoont Modta® every Moudng 1910, many States now are dispropor- H“('l(l)l‘\h I8 THE l‘(‘“?‘; P;l“_” When a man marries to get a Phone 109 or 149 = 4 night, at 8 o'clog-, i eadline over an editorial in a| ; d 2 ale "B MAC SPADBEN: TDiotateh | prese nn_:l. et @ fuuk the woman usually is marry 4 n TR STEVENR. Secretary. +e——| 7o wmention Ohlo alone, the growth of popu-| contemporary. ing to. get’ont. of uoking. P = PeCoorE: Bavton 2| i . [1ation entitles her to more Representatives than| Yep—and where she probably| oyt S S G0 SEETE — r. ol gl chai Bldg. | MOYNT JUNEAU LODGE No. .. % FAMOUS KLONDIKER IS DEAD. |, yias Other States have not maintained such|has gone is— tnese tlapper neckers we see | Juneau Publie Library| | |CHImOPRAGTOR, Hetientnar wiao. | MO, GUUAL OO : a growth and consequently have had and now| To a dance, | hanging around the boobs at the| i i g g UL AL LR S ot “each montn 1n The death of Willlam Sloan, Minister of Mines,,."y,ying o volce in the Natlonal House out| A wild roadhouse party, | whaets - (e alat ey denbw deies] and i Ao, ; Eellows. Hall, be- o and Fisheries in the British Columbia Govern-|oe"srononion!o their population. The movies, or abont ae el KBGE Arve A RELC ] h A Wy 1 LGeAS Maee ment, terminated the active carcer of one of| Speaker Longworth, who has been by some| A bridge party. do about cooking. Free Refld"‘g Room |, surgery nor Osteopuihy. CHAS B NAGHEL, » the best known of the early “Klondike Million-|severely criticized for nmot heing more rigorous| And some of the uplifters even ‘C BbOWL cooking. City Mall, Second Floor i ! - —~ 5 S el \ ”; left h naimo home ahead of the|in pi reapportionment measure, now has| hint she has gone to the devil | man gets ‘just as tired of hearing Maiz Street at 4th " e | EAS%"L'E ,;T"‘ ' 3 ) *|glven his approva he bill sponsored by Chajr- 3 | friend wife telling him his faults Reading Room Open From ’ | ond and Fourth Tu great Kiondike stampede and reached the center|given his approval to t ¥ 1 & | ) eading pen e - o s A e o 1% e lkn Wemx) o the House Gansus Ogiittee st Plaure It out for Yourselt | LSl of heering him talling el U Helene W. L.nAll)rccht ofcach month, of activities early enougl B ‘15 urging action. This bill proposes to keep the| Though theirs is bad businc nbtoy bl e Otteiliation BiEAbObon: Prok PHYSICAL THERAP'ST Bidorado Creek. - Ha took out g lsrge forlunel . onpo inership of the House, 485, and. tg still : ) ¢ With the - companionate marri |1 to 5:30 p. m—7:00 p. m. to Medfcal Gvmnastics, Massage and went back to Nanaimo to live and established | FEEEH BIEOCRE D 0 0 F o an estimate of | Bootleggers /find their busin e et i ol Sl iy ‘Flactri a home that became a show place on Vancouver|yn. yonujation in 1930, There s objection to mighty good; vorce lawyer than the stork that Current Magazines, Nm\--pnmnl s h g : e o1 5 r lce: 423 Island. Tn 1904 he ‘was elected as a Liberal 10|tyig hecause it is on an estimated instead of «bn‘Bul if it was the other way, old will call before the first wedding | | Reference Books, Etc, Phore —Offlc o the Dominion Parliament from the Comox-Atlin|actual count of population. But perhaps that is| top, s Loy |annivorsary. | FREE TO ALL | i District, He was re-elected four years later, but lv. tter than to make it on the m.‘ul census at| Then :(A;\’ \:'4‘;:1‘111 husiness up they Any woman can tell you the |® ———— ~® | i i"n’]enlliie':nwox;fi;x'\l_Dl:Dl- William Templeman, a member of the Laurier|this late day, or to wait until the 1930 census.| surely . jonly thing that can be more dig. | = === i R. L. DOUGLASS Fort Ll Cabinet for' several yeans, was defeated in his Whatever lone, there will be objection and| appointing than the mafls ig tlie| ST sbrssuanasiuy: | o “l‘-n ‘and ekt M MCINTYRE, 3. K. H. Aol 5 Bl nd|contest. Under the Fenn bill 17 States would | Modern Cure ek | Qotician and Oglometrist | @ L Y unfn:h u‘ w"” BIBIE asst that: b atralsiiee| o representation in 4ul.u.‘|| 13 ,\v.vt(s‘; )},nulll: l‘ lle'I(YI( m‘_\ ‘”n,»”mr }| l'\lr’ll(( »lx J‘ : DA e L u HLN )()U Hours 9 a. m. to 6 p. m. aad \ | DOUGLAS AERIE 117 F. O. E. R e e VUL DS OB 1Al ¢ "% lgain. Already the opposition from losing States|ed a slight cough,” remarked ti Bada Radlo. Seta: Ak aiilane t by Appointment s Msndey. gt 64 might succeed him and retain his place in the i’ g jning” They do not object to a change|cranky motorist. .| e, Columbia Phonogtsphs and ORDER YOUR A — | Eagles' Hall, Dougs | ominion Government. For this he was offered|., pyuch because other States will gain as be-| “Well, nere, give it 2 cigarettc ecords. Radio Blectric Co., Mar iy | :iun l::l;té)|\\ul:::}; L ' _appointment to the Dominion Senate' but re-|cause they will lose. The only way to prevent (said the friend he had picked U, fin Lynch. Phone 429, dyl BAKERY i — 8 morth, T, 10 0., it 1o Juneaas fused it, preferring a more active life. He nexi|their Ic would be to increase the nufaber of as he pulled out his case. el | i PR 0 oV pad ('[)ODS Robert :]n)pson | .:,',,“{;h Fs?::&hn{,.__ W. P.; Guy L entered politics through election to, the Pro-|the House membership. This would make that R i g UNITED. STATES ¢ Opt. D. | mith, ary. neial PArliament in 1916, and he has been a|body cumbersomely large, and it is large enough| Say, Dad, lsn't This u ,".";r." Department of the Interior FOR Graduate Los Angslos G AMERICAN LEGION ‘bt B it ftias ithat: bl and unwieldly enough now. Here is a bit of static broadcast OENER AT, DAND OFPteE ASK FO! g ol o e M 4 s s o lpbillat g PR o R Speaker Longworth seems to express the dom-| by a heart-throb editor in an U. §. Land Office, Opthalmolcgy U5 Meets second and e, Hloan: was ”’“""'f‘u’““""l:'“"‘;;‘\ ‘rent|imant sentiment in Congress In his statement,| Eastern daily: : Anchprka. kiR Jun(,au | Glasses Fitted St b Thuridey @Qolunibia as a man of large a es, great| oy h says “A girl has a right to »exJ'WI| Tanhafy - 180 ~I0ESS o s el { P iy s energy and the strictest integrity. ~ He took keen Of course it is hard for some States that the man she Is BOIE to| \owee 1 hereby given that H :(, e e Lhcaits Dugout. interest in the public service and, being very to lose Representaties and hard, too, for marry will tell her of his faults Foaliy French. erkeyikm - ————— g . | o 3 . Barl Wesley 3 y )y a er I e o A 2T popular, he was a tower of strength to h's members to give up their seats, but it and shortcomings. together with his witnesses, Joe e ”—‘—‘QCHOOL OF PIANO i party and the Governments of Premiers Brewster, seems to me that Congress is subject He doesn’t expect it, but that McKenzie, and John Cryderman, SC e Oliver and McLean. to legitimate criticism for having failed Is just what she'll spend the restly) o¢ Hatnes, Alaska, has sub- r ucts | PLAYING ! || WOMEN OF MOOSEHEART Mr. Sloan is survived by this widow and to I:m for s(;nw _Vealrn, mtm tthhat we of her life telling him. mitted . fiasl proot ‘of bis homs |t ak Rl | LEGION, NO.T?D P oy e R S S ought to no longer deny to the com- sap/ stead entry, serial 06918, for the | EPTED | Meets 1st and 3rd Thursdays two sons. One son, by his firsh marriage, is a munities the right to the proportionate These Heartless Cooks NE%NW%, NWINEY%, section PHONE 577 z { Mrs. Ruth Messerschmidt | each month, 8 P.M. at Moose practicing lawyer in. Vancouvergand one, by hhi representation guaranteed ‘to them by “r'd hate to be an egg.” 24, SEYSW%. section 13, . o Phore 450t L1 man. second marriage, is still a schodl boy, the Constitution. Remarked old Silas Tupp, f28'S. R. 53 B. C. R. M. and 1t is L. v s ~| | Esther Ingman, Senior Re- | Mr. Sloan made several trips o BDawson after Unpleasant things have to be donme, some-| «“Because, you see, it does es of the 8. Land | gen:: Agnes Grigg, Recorder. ; i Also.n imes, in behalf of justi 1 it is high t t t beat up. bbb ki S Sha vhe had closed his interests there. 50 lre was a|times, in behalf of justice, and s high time So often get beat up.” Office, Anchorage, Alaska, and if P A TR PR Al frequent visitor to Atlin while that district was|that the injustice !ll‘mt many Stuiesd have suf- it N0~ ptotast. - Bed s 1n Ene: Siaal Tae Caas W. CARTER MORTUARY e o g o ered for too long should be corrected. " i h jod of a part of his constituency as a member of the |fered s Bt S land office within the period of ¢ Dominlon Parliament. He became"widely known m":(?e Yo, T smeke fewes ' Dublication, or thirty days there- “The Lest Bervice Is the Groatest Tribute™ throughout the North, particularly in Yukon The Battle of the Century cigarettes since I got a lighter.” 15“?,,“” :lm‘l‘l plrnnlzrm‘llnl:: 815 Corner 4th and Framkiin St. Phone 136 Territory, Northern British Columbia and Skag- JIAKR1. A0 Uncks TRAT mme,fl.‘eplo and final ¢ ICE CREAM way, and his friends were as numerous as his (St. Louis rost-Dispateh.) Blinks: “I get so Interested Sued. 7. LINDLEY GREEN ! acquaintances. He will be sadly missed by his As they listened to the last whispered WOrds| .ino to get the darn thing to 4l 3 2 acquaintarn y ¢ ying » Reglster. LIVERED % people, his political party and the fellow members|of instruction from their seconds, Achilles and| o} i1 forget all about smoking. DELTI s Gl Hector probably thought they were about to First publication, Feb. 29, 1038, ANYWHERE IN it e Gover i engage in the battle of the century. David may Which Is That gttt publioation:) Ao A THE CITY : i M AN ) ' have entertained the same notion as he polished An item in the Boston Globe ! AL SMITH AS A FARM STATE the pebble preparatory to letting drive at Go-| o0 Brick or Bulk GOVERNOR, lHath. There was no question about it at all “After it had appeared in the R i U in the bright morning on the Pharsalian plain New York Sun that the iiodern Those who declare that Gov. Al Smith, be-|When Caesar and Pompey fought for the grandeur girl can dress with only eight : GEO. M. SIMPKINS CO. cause of his New York City rearing, has lacked |that was then Rome. “This is rather monot-|,, w0 one sSally ‘Rice informed [ [T, H. THORKELDSEN experience that would qualify him to make a|0ROUS” Charlemagne may have yawningly num- the editor that she could do it in LOCKSMITH PRINTING and STATIONERY atisfactory President to the agricultural inter-|DiS0 88 & courfer bugled under his window to|. «one for each shoe and stock- Phonograph Repairing . Phone 244 Opposite Alaska Electric Light Office satisfactory President tc Gl get up and fight again the battle of the century. |y one for my scanties andgope| [ e por g 1O ests, apparently overlook the fact that he is the | g uneau, ‘Alaska o ‘ i o Juneau Billiards And when Napoleon and Wellington heard that g '\ grage s Then, just in case | L Governor of one of the greatest of our farming|«sound of revelry” the night before they both the editor might be an old fossil States. The farm population of New York of|knew the sunrise would find them putting up she informed him that ‘scanties ten years or more in age numbers about 770,000 |the battle of the century. combine brassiere, vest, girdle o2 Phone 94 Carlson Taxi Stand JAPANESE TOY —Jarger (han the totsl pepulation of many of All wrong. The battle of the rn}xlnry never| .4 panties all in one’.” 3 the agricultural States. The crop and animal [has vet been fought. Dempsey and Tunney have|*y MR LE 0 RIS 0 il | @ SHOP L S N HOTEI products of New York farms markefed in 1:26|not 1,{'"8"'{ it "“'”;“’fl have *:‘gd”'{“ 1:"““::’-“?;‘ the old barefoot boy had it skin- H. B. MAKINO A IK A ¢ Mg 4 . it nd King (leorge, as remained for 1928 A. D. 5 8 he made his Front Street : R S amounted to 5,000,000, This figure wus ex i L8 NAR ERTIEE "It o p | ned a city block, for he ront Stree ceeded by the vlue of the emips and animal |\, U Lt e mter that i | comPlete toliet in just tvo—oe| |5, 0, Box 118 for Manl Orders MODERN REASONABLE RATE ! 5 et el A ] the ‘oth- products of only eight States. They were, in the |, " and the *new Chevfolet present the|tC 8ot into his shirt and the order named, Tex S $1,081,000,000; Iowa, $1,- i) the century in miles of paint and 7 Dave HousgeL, ProP. CONSTRUCTION CO. 022,000,000; Tilinoi 22,000,000; Missouri, leagues of concrete, | Aottt ALL KINDS OF $749,000,000; Kansas, $706,000,000; Wisconsin, P S A— 5.7 . A $705,000,000; Ohio, $702,000,000 and Californing] From what we read about the prices charged AU"'OS FOR HIRE ) CABINET $672,000,000. Only six States exceeded New York |tourists, it is-evident that modern night clybs . ol in the value of crops: Texas, Iowa, Califormia,|are Dbatterned after the old-time sand bags.— Smion L H 8, a, a N o) AND inois, Kansas, North Carolina and Minnesota. | (Pe5 Moines Register.) MILL w ORK B.M. B. She ranked sixth in the value of animal products, 5 BERRY’S TAXI Plate and Window { being beaten by lowa, Illinois, Missouri, Wiscon- A“,fi;'n‘;:“'m"“,:,‘,’mufi""";'e'“’::l';' :|:.::r‘(:;z' “'f} “I:: Broadcasti GLASS Cadillac and Marmon Cars r as "ng Stands at Gastineau Hotel MORRIS sin and Ohio. In the value of milk cows, New York ranks second only to Wisconsin, No other Governor of a State 2 In that capacity as long as Al Smith has been Ohio Republicans are asking, ‘“Where are Governor of the-great agricultural State of New|We at and where are we going?"—(Cincinnati President is one who indorses all the policies of his organization.—(Cincinnati Enquirer.) York, and he is satisfactory to and immensely | Bnauirer.) gud: Durforan i Ev"y day in the yoox, 1o all L CONSTRU Co. popular with Empire State farmers. No State, it i BYILD) NTRACTO; el st et gono. furthr 4o aia| AMET next Juno the good old resounding PHONE 199 OR 314 gressive men an_d women to save rILDING CO! BS 2 g tow Smgo |Simile undoubtedly will be replaced by “Hot as | R M Lk a portion of their money for their agriculture than New York, and Gov. Smith a Houston hotel room.”— (Cineinnati Enqui Po has been a leader in the work. His interest in . : lmea . 2. AR S The marvelous and fnserutable thing about own future welfare. —says Taxi Tad, We believe business is like the welfare of agriculture beganm when he was a4 member of the Legislature and continued |the v average, everyday, loud Favorite Son is 7 o ; Mainuining - blllk account throughout his long’career in the Assembly. |that he got to be Senator.—(Detroit News.) ';:ll:*’l;“:*t‘“flt":b;::: i ‘:: MILLER’S»TAXI | tends to prevent you getting into | COLUMBIA TO HAVE BROOKLYN | Thoush we want to love our migibors we D o o Chons Dot | | Phone 183 Junesu, Alaska! ‘debt and helps you mentally and B&\NCH. ;;l:do, ‘n iana would do a little better.— (Toledo serve—we receive best consid- ] CARS WITHOUT DRIVERS mm“y. < Columbia University, the largest educational e SR e Lo A% BN & ~mstitution in point of student population in the| A" Indlana public servant's iden of complete| |SeTVe You. A vindication is to come under the statnt f limi- e, world, has decided td establish a branch college|" A0 ute of lim . in Brooklyn, and it is said that there are already tations.—(Ohio State Journal.) ) WE INVITE YOUR fore than 600 registrants to hegin when the| Whoever enters the Presidential lists must : s i -, % i _Day and Night Service ; * | j . j Astimtion opens. . Tho Brooklym:branch will be a|be prepared to sign on Benator Borahn dotted Ambulance Segvice | FHONE. §3 1 A000UNY “Junlor college” and will give two vears of col- line.— (Indianapolis Star,) i Stands at Alaskan Hotel and : BLUE BIRD Tm ; o . 2 : lege work. It will not confer any degrees, . but 'RAHAM dts credits will be accepted by Columbia and Politicians do not ask, “Is he the best man?" Jubeau Billiards SRORTY 4 taken into account when the latter gives degrees, |PUt: “Can he win?"— (Milwaukee Journal,) It 'fll.b‘ under the direct supervision of an QDTN LT ‘ Carlson’s Taxi and " TheB. M. Behrends ve board to be appointed by f{he What is now so obsolete as “Scoff-law ?" . 4 % ' trustees of Columbia University, (Philadelphia Inquirer.) 5 ? : M : The Brooklyn branch of Columbia will pe RS 5 g Siehii b2eg That noise you hear in the distance i th pamed in honor of Seth Low who was Mayor of | Hoover b B i R Y nd o 5 Brooklyn from 1881 to 1885 and President of | press.) Y TRATh T SHERNE oo and B Columbla University from 1890 until he resigned ————— 1 ome Mayor of greater New York ‘What Indiana politics needs is a disinfy i ectant, for m),},- vm” fl?.,"“' the P,.e,,—('roledn Blade.) . ' 5 Vot 5 : 2O g S