The Daily Alaska empire Newspaper, October 17, 1927, Page 4

More or Less True What motlier says to father when he uses the guest towel is what father would like to say to mother when she makes him use the dish ‘owel—if he dared. | We reckon it is almost as hard ‘ some of these thin-blooded € rls to dress like they were liv- ing on the equator as it is for Observations of Oldest Inhabitant|father to have the family living Mother was just ag proud of her a5 if he weie rich. i - FUARENE | [ ALONG LIFE’ : DETOUR By SAM HILL domgatists, super- plunder faddis them: to dominate the s and into sectionists, 1 actionists, AL ves a Nation and who would organize PROFESSIO] PROFESSIONAL Fraternal Societies OF — Gastineau Channel | government T Robert Simpson Opt. D. Graduate Los Angeles Col- lege of Optometry and Opthalmology Glasses Fitted Leneses Grouand Eastern papers, Republic are flaying Colonel Teddy, Jr., attack on Gov. Smith in which he the New York Governor underworld. They DRS. KASER & FREEBURGER DENTISTS 1 snd 3 Goldstein Bldg. PHONE 56 Hours 9 &. m. to 9 p. m. D his hit- pted the it narm State ) | o1l : for att ratic Fas o — n 8. P. 0. ELKS Menting Wedness day evenings at o'clock, Elks’ Hall \ the Post Office i TEntered matter connect with SUBSCRIPTION RATES {u.‘.n,;mn:-fi nierworld, They arr uneau, Do Treadwell and 'was based on falsehood and has done 4 Oelivered by c2illS, for 3125 per - At to the Republican cause in the Empi I“f‘ff"‘;“"“ as daughter is of her| Dad feels if the ladies of the in advance | Teddy, Jr., is trying hard to make a r.-;un;u,uu‘"""\'“':‘”‘v"f“’e’;‘"‘:::l,d“b Wfllfl Just church had any real religion they | sensationalism akin to that which Teddy, Sr.i .= 0% o0 day i y the reforn \\uulvtl show it by giving him the but he the brains of dad| : proceeds of at least one rum-| R B ople an - | mage sale fo buy him a new o i The Anal fit, since they've got ever | “That Guy,” said the mobolv.iold of his except what he | “hardly noticed me while he wos pened to have on the day with Nation-| running for office, but since collections were made. » has ceased to sign bonds for Pro-'election he hss been treating The difference between the| - | hibition and other officers charged with|like a long-lost brother. maje and female is that the male | ANTEED TO BE LARGER JToupE 1. [the enforcement of Prohibition laws. The com-| S | would rather wear warm than| BROWN’S il ipany declares that its losses have been g B Curious | cute things. Sthel: great s ' lon account of the unlawful “My ears The fact his pipe dossn't araw|| VARIETY STORE | night.” ) ] ‘ il 8" of thoge en-| hi ; i { torcing Prohibition that it cannot longer afford, "\ i sk tor e Lkt e ol el $l.OQ SPEoisle | | to furnish bonds. Ji- 58 -'f mine. “'v'”“ " to worry about to a woman, and| | Large Turkish Towels, Honor: i it our friends spent the eveninz a man cana't see why a woman| | Bright Boys' Blouses, Regulari together?” should think tha world would| | $1.25 Values i jcome to an end if she didn't get| §— - - - Useless Information ra little powder on her shiny nose.! ™ AR Even with these onefloor homes - No two things are quite so d P ire— families still have their ups and foront as the sweet time they had || (:ARBAG A | downs. {during their = courting and the ? HAULED at declar- — o Dr. Charles P. Jenne DENTIST Fooms 8 and 9 Valentine Building Telephone 176 z Beeretary. Visiting “Brothers welcome. will promptly ' for - r irregulanity | paq, LESSONS ON | AUCTION BRIDGE | | MRS. JANE BARRAGAR PHONE 231 Co-Ordiate Badies of Freemasofiry Scottish Fity Regylar moetings second Fyfday each At 730 D, d Feilow: has neither his s Offices n times which becoming educated 0 in to operate. phon hap RESS. ! the titled _to thel patches credited tof per and the compan MEMBER OF ASSOCIATED P The Associated Press isively use for republication jt or not otherwise credite losal news published hereir ALASKA CIRCULATION THAN THAT OF ANY OTHE One honding a the in this 1 also thel wide cli it WALTER B. HEISEL. Sceretary, ———————— ents Dr. A. W. Stewart DENTIST Hours 9 a. m. to 6 p. m. SEWARD BUILDING Ofee Phore 469, Res Phone 376/ % ol s0 LOYAL ORDER OF MOOSE Juneau odge No. Meets every Manday night, at 8 - o'eloek. H. MAC SPADDEN, Dictrior; H. STEVENS Secretary. burned last So circumstance that under espionage all the time he was in Europej lid not cramp Jimmie's style a bit. At that the| shadow produced nothing but costs for his em ployers. : o, R! The Mayor Walker was . Dr. W. J. Pigg PHYSICIAN Office—Second and Main Telephone 18 MOUNT JUNEAU LODGE NO. 147 F. & A, Second and FourthMone e /N (039 of each month bo- ® did | | | { 1 | | e No K. M She said: ‘Now listep, veet” times they have after | they are married. Some women seem to enjoy be Union Labor has again gone on record against Prohibition law. 1If all the opponents of Pro- hoy. the [ 3 You're sure cuckoo It you think I would wed jus* To cook for you. hibition would had the courage of Union Labor there be important legislation in the next Con Easy One “Just what kind of a job do vou want?” asked the employment agent “Well, I'd sort of like to get a job as horsekseper in Detroit,” re- plied the bird looking for thing soft. ‘New York World Calls and Challenges Col. Roosevelt. INDUSTRIAL PEACE. The facts amply justify President Coolidge’s great speech at Pittsburgh Wednesday night industrial peace in the United States. The Presi- dent was right both to the existence of the peace and as to the for It i due to better understanding, co-0pe and greater recognition of ‘mutuality of inte The nlt been fewer strikes, creased per capita wider profounder contenment, on b (New York World.) Col. Roosevelt would not have made his attack on Gov. Smith 1 ally of the underworld less he had been advised to do publican politicians with whom most closely r in politics has neither initiative nor con and he wopuld never has done unless he told what to s Who, then, told him to do it? It was not ithe lJocal Republican bosses and office-holders, for t are extremely frightened by the Colonel's outbr They know perfectly well that any attack on Gov. Smith's integrity, particularly any|on the job if they wish. Trying attack touching his personal morals, is instantly|to stop girls from doing what disbelicved and resented by New York Demo-|they wish is like stopping one of crats and Republicans alike. Assuming that the|her earthquak local Republicans were wholly unscrupulous, | which they are not, they know from long ana bitter experiencé that the one way not to beat mith in New York is to attack his character. The experiments of Mr. Hearst, and to a lesser extent Mr. Ogden Mills, proved conclusively that the Governor's reputation for personal integrity is invincible in New York. To attack it N therefore, thoroughly bad politics. | “Pa» saiad Clarence, Having exonerated the local Republican-ma-|does sperlos versenkt mean chine, we' must then look to the Federal politi- “Sunk without trace,” replied :‘hlns for the source of tht Colonel's inspiration.|his dad. There too, however, we find much consternation| “Well," over the Colonel's performance. The Republicans|“what wa who express it are the shrewder and more experi-| out trace?” enced politicians who have made up their minds| “Your father's ship that was L that Gov. Smith will be the Democratic nominee,|come in after we were married, and realize that a campaign laid out along the|putted in ma. Colonel’s lines would guarantee a Smith vietory i — in New York. They know enough of human The Big Question of the Hour— nature to realize that the Colonel's attack smells Since the Fight strongly of Buchardism'and that its effect can|HOW LONG IS TEN SECONDS? only be to arouse local pride to the boiling-point. by ) For while Gov. Smith is not absolutely sure to Try and Get 'Em to Believe This: carry New York in an orderly campaign on (Headline over a Fashion note.) :nrat:;:nal lssues,‘he is absolutely sure to carry it| ,00KS, NOT STYLE, SHOULD ere is evidence of foul tactics. The wiser i O] " ENG Republicans know that the Colonel's strategy is DR I SRR suicidal in New York. But there is a group of national Republicans, of whom the Colonel is one, who are out to de- feat Gov. Smith for the nomination. They are afraid to meet him in an electorial campaign, and 80 they hope and pray that Democratic prejudices in the South and West and will be strong enough un- somes s0 by the Re- he associates the young Colonel ctions of his own have dared to do what he had been egged on to it and cause its bein closer And That's That THE GIRLS CAN L %! BARE IF THEY WISH, STATE OF CALIFORNIA DECIDES ~H line in Western paper. We reckon the dear old stato of Californy will decide next to let the sun shine, water run down hill and the law of gravitation stay T has in- 'EM production and and As the President The relation between employer and employee has been so greatly improved that much of the old friction no longer exists. If it were sald: | the is disturbed | and torn from to circumference over the intolerable performances of the Anti-Saloon League, etc., and the efforts, many of them un- lawful and more of 1hem outrageous, of the Fed- eral Government to put the people into the Vol-| stead strait-jacket, with the resultant wave crime and corruption, conditions for mat al, artistic and spiritual growth in the United States would be rly as one could for in a great countr FILLING The Anti-Saloon League of the State of Wash- ington, it is said, has demanded the privilege of maming the Collector of Customs at Seattle, to succeed to the vacancy caused by the death of Collector Hartson, and has endorsed Roy C. Lyle, recently let out as Divisional Prohibition Administrator, for the place. Among the reasons urged for the demand- is that the Anti-Saloon League ‘‘delivered” the votes to Senator Joaes that gave him re-election. The political organization at Seattle i3 sail to be supporting Col. William Inglis, who hos been prominent in the Washington National Guard and Republican politics for many years— a capable man of fine character and delightful personality. Shipping men, both transportition men exporters and importers, have recommended appointment of Henry Blackwood, who has been Deputy Collector for many years, a thoroughly efficient and capable man one upon whose shoulders has fallen the real work of the Col- that center not country Nothing to Meet To miss a guy Who never smiles, gladly walk Five or six miles. Ouch! ideal hope A PUBLIC OFFICE. “what o continued Clarence, it that was sunk with- 1 Where Her Courage Gets Acid Taste Blinks: “She’s daring.” Jinks: “Yes, she wouldn't dare wear warm undies, a decent-length skirt or high shoes.” and thy ing miserable so much that they give us the impression they'd ba {glad to have corsets come hark; so0 they'd have something else tof complain about. A man’s clothes are as thin as | women’s only in those spots where | they are worn threadbare. There’s nothing more pathetic than a five dollar pair of stockings on a pair of two-cen legs. The man who has a good wife las the grandest thing in the world, but that isn't saying what| she's got. ! e e~ - | SUITS PRESSED—$1.00 Phone 576 Jordan’s Valet Serviee You will be pleased at your ball-| room gowns if you let us clea and press them. An expert lad presser on women's dresses is at| your service. It is our greatest| pleasure to please you. Jordan's! Valet Servie —adv. | | i - sure ar ‘vtne Emoire. 014 papers 10r ' | UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR GENERAL LAND OFFICE U. 8. Land Office, Anchorage, 'Alazka. August 29, 1)27. Notice is hereby given that {Marie W. Peterson, entrywoman. | together with her witnesses, Car: 1Olson, and Lockie MacKinnon, | t;d] of ‘Juneau, Alaska, has sub- ‘mitted final proof on her home- stead entry, serials 04630-05858 for land embraced in H. E. Sur- yey No. 167, New Series No 11466, and it is now in the files lof the U. S. Land Office, Anchor- Iage. Alaska, and if no protest is flled in the local land office at Anchorage, Alaska, within the period of publication or thirty days thereafter, said final proof will be accepted and final certi-! ficate issued. J. LINDLEY GREEN, 3 Register. Date of First Publication, Sept. 21, 1927, te of Last Publication, 1, 1927, Dee. to defeat Smith in the Democratic Convention | eeoeeeowseoe. and so save the Republicans the trouble of hav- ing to meet him in the campaign. This is the idea Dbehind 'the Colonel's attack. This is the strategy of his little crowd. They hope to stop Smith before June of next year, because they do not believe they can stop him in November. It is this crowd who will have to be watched should Gov. Smith be nominated. For in all campaigns there is an undercurrent of malicious whispering; it was directed at Wilson, at Hard- ing, at the Colonel's own father. But with Gov. Smith the nominee we may be sure that the temp- tation to resort to underground propaganda will be stronger than it has ever been before. The Cqlonel’s speech is a warning of what we may ex- pect. We therefore challenge him and his friends right here and now. Is it their intention to play the, gameé like gentlemen and Americans, or are they going to have a campaign of malice and insinuation, of bigotry and blackguardism, in order to defeat Smith? We warn them here and now that if they start this sort of thing they will get more than they give. lector for a long time. 1I the United States wace a business institution and the people sharehold- ers in it, Mr. Blackwood would be appointed. DEMOCRACY’S OPPORTUNITY. Senator Reed made a brilliant speech at Se- dalia, one that is comparable with several notable speeches that have heen delivered in the past few years by Gov. Ritchie of Maryland. It is a speech that ought to induce people of the Middle West to do some serious thinking as Gov. Ritchie has caused people of the Atlantic Coast to think. Gov. Ritchie and Senator Reéd have charted the danger spots that lie in the course of the ship of state and have made plain the task of the Demo- cratic pilots. They show by stubborn facts and indisputable reasoning that the Democratic Party. has a great opportnity to serve the people of the . Natfon as it has served them in the past when great captains were on the bridge. If the Democratic Party would deserve suc- cess it must again become the champion of State Rights; it must discard fads, fancies, universal panaceas and experimental theories, and pitch its tents in the camp of the Old Democracy, rallying its forces under banners promising the return of governmental powers to the people through the political geographical units that are near them and proclaiming the right of citizens to “liberty. of conscience, without coercion, criticism or obloquy; the right of every man to worship God according to the dictates of his own conscience; ‘the right of every citizen to regulate his own mnal conduct, chart his own course, determine wn habits and control the affairs of his own hold, free from all restraints (save that he not interfere with the rights of others).” [f the Democratic Party would serve the coun- fy @8 it served under Jefferson, Jackson and nd it must stand* for government by the rather than government by boards, bureaus ‘gun-toting Prohibition enforcement units _thelr stool-pidgeoms, “spies, snoopers, sneaks 8" And it must stand for ‘‘the ‘of honest business from oppresive in- ‘of Government agents;” and for equal- ' tax- burdens, which means it must set W ‘the inequalities of the “highest r enacted” with its handicap to trade atic "Party has a great opportun- ‘live up to §t? Wil it stand in the taY | ‘and tearjess, as it #1000 wnder| 1 0y Cincianatl souvemlr Bunter who eut| n, Tilden and Cleveland, fori, piece out of the wing of the Lindbergh plan ‘choke to death its 0ppor-|is found somel ¢ to eut a piece out of ) 4 & R The go-getter never loses any time —says Taxi Tad. Let's get there—is the Ameri- can spirit, all the way. from{ the word “GO.” The objective in mind must be reached— quickly as possible. Appoint- ments MUST be met on time —Ilet us serve you. The Next Congress. (Hastings, Neb., Tribune.) When Congress meets in December one of the first matters to be taken under consideration will be the means of lowering ‘the tax. It is also said that Congress wants the Coolidge pro- gram of economy and efficiency carried out and continued. But the Congress wants Muscle Shoals, Bould- er Dam, the Great Lakes Waterway, a large number of ten million-dollar eruisers, a real merchant marine, and millions for flood relief. Just those few wants ought to keep the peo- ples’ representdtives at Washington talking for some time. Carlson’s Taxi and Ambulance Service Stands at Alaskan Hotel and Noland’s Corner Phohes Single O and 314 If the Democrats are looking for a post to lean on in the Gubernatorial contest for 1928, we suggest Stephen Chadwick, 8r. That is, it we were suggesting. Chadwick packs a healthy vote in his hip’ pocket.— (Port Angeles News.) BERRY’S TAXI PHONE 199 Agents for This country needs legislation defining the 5 3 | number of furlongs from the ring which may| | SUNOCO Motor Oil still be designated as ringside seats.— (Indian- A apolis Star.) In the interests of imtelligence and the Democratic Party we respectfully suggest that Byrd take McAdoo with him to the South Pole and leave him there as a marker.—(Cincinnatif | Enquirer.)’ 3 L % ter blocs oflnis leg.— (Indias i AUTOS FOR HIRE Prompt Service—Day and Night ‘€ovicH AuTO SERVICE Juneau, Alaska STAND AT THE ARCTIC Phone—Day, 444; Night, ¢ 4 rings MILLER’S TAXI Phone 183 Juneau, Alaska CARS WITHOUT DRIVERS AL FOR HIRE Day and Night Se PHONE 485 'BLUE BIRD TAXI _ BHORTY GRAHAM lhlfl at Bill's Barber Shop R. P. NELSON'S Headquarters Io!r Plnlu!‘ _and \ncy Stationery. Sheaffer and|' Pen “and Pencil Gift Christmas Cards AND LOT CLEANING Order of EASTERN STaR Dr. H. Vance teopath—201 Goldstein Bldg. O'H(mru: 10 to 12; 1 to 6; 7 to 8 or by apppinment jcensed Osteovathic Physician Lu‘"’l’hone: Office 1671, Residence, Gastineau Hogel G. A. 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