The Daily Alaska empire Newspaper, September 28, 1927, Page 4

task of dealing with problems not yet open to the methods of sc ence—prob- lems like good and evil, beauty and ugliness, order and freedom, life and sath; so soon as a field of inquiry vields knowledge susceptible of exact formulation it is called & science. Ev- 3! science begins as philosophy and * i in hypothetical of the unkunown, or the it is the front trench truth Science is the and behind it are in which knowl- } our imperfect and i Philosophy seems to PROFESSIONAL . | Fraternal Societies OF — Gastineau Channel ) very PROFESSIONAL hesitating of a 2 When " there's a train in sight ALONG LIFE’S Judd Mortimer Le , in Houy DETOUR ton Post-Dispatch. Another way for you to prove You are a foolish one, Is just to sit around and play e With an old' empty gun. Money Makes Up for a Heap of —Adam Breede, in Hasting Trib Things une. course, I'd like to be good-! looking—and What's more, admit I'd like O/ be, oh, very smart, becaus are worth being—but if | but only because was rich i victory to her { 1 would not care how homels | daughters, the and herself or how dumb I was. i passes on, devinely discontent, the uncertain and unexplored. 7Daily Alaska Empire L DRS. KASER & FREEBURGER DENTISTS Graduate Los Angeles Col- 1 snd 3 Goldatein Bldg. PHONE 56 lege of Optometry and to 9 p. m. Robert Simpson Opt. D. | | | | JOHN W, TROY - - - EDITOR AND MANAGER z evening except day by Main PRINTING COMPANY at § and au, Alaska ELKS Meeting Wedness | at 8 i By SAM HILL Ea d in the Post Office 1 Juneau a interpretation e inexactly known; of the siege of captured territory; those secure regions edge and art build marvelous world stand still, perplexed; she leaves the Opthalmology ; Glasses Fitted =»_Hmm a. m. Leneses Ground ¥ (i bt | e i g - | SUBSCRIPTION RATES. { Af | Delivered by carrier in Juneau, Douglas, | Thane for §1.25 per month. ; mail, postage paid, at the following rates: nnem;-»nr in” advance, months, in advance, ; one month, in Treadwell and ot | More or Lees True Young folks now,spend so Tittl: time around home we reckon they don’t know what nostalgia means, | let alone ever suffer from it. | A woman’s well-known intuition | must be absent without Ileave when she decides it's not what she eats between e'm, but wha! she eats at meals, that keepg h gaining weight. A note on ihe fashion page an | Visiting Brothers w Dr. Charles P, Jenne DENTIST Fooms 8 and 9 Valentine Building . Telephone 176 will promptly or irregularity Co-Ordinate Bodles of Freemasonry Scottish Fit> LESSONS ON AUCTION BRIDGE MRS. JANE BARRAGAR PHONE 231 notify the Joth delivery phone for ss Offices, MBER OF ASSOCIATED PRESS. jated exclusively entitled to the use for republication cws dispatche¥ credited to it or not otherwise credi this paper and also the Jlocal news published herein to Observations of Oldest Inhabitant [ 1t is not considered shockin: Jto show most of the legs more, nor’ are people suppose to be heading straight for hades | nounces fur-trimmed pajamas for because they play cards. the dear creatures, but the girls — know nothing anakes sieep er than being nice apd warm a good, old-fashioned nightgown. Mother can hire help to do he:| | housework, but poor old dad can't| | |get any help to earn you bet. It was all right for mother cause hers never were on exhibi. | (tion, but if daughter got down on her knees to scrub the way motli- er used to they just wouldn’t be| fit to be seen. A cy is an old grouch whoi thinks it is as impossible for woman to learn to drive a car as it is for her to learn how to keen i still. Even if she doesn’t mind the cold you'd think a girl wouil at least put on nice warm things underneath once in a' while, just| for the pleasure of changing (o] something different. | One of the sad things of life is that while the willingness 1o be liberal is there all right, i often is blocked by circumstances. We never yet saw a/ woman with | two ching who wouldn't gladly give one of them to a poor girl| who has none. { We know a lot of women who do not mind ihe housekeeping the least bit if they could hire a good | housekeeper and a couple of maids to do it for (hem. At that we'll bet mighty few high-pricgd the road to happiness. - e HOW’S YOUR ROOF? If you need shingies' for it, remember Femmer has them at} a price that is right. adv. | Hall, WALTER B. HEISE i - L " BROWN'S Dr. A. W. Stewart DENTIST VARIETY STORE = Wigabpr i, h ! ours 9 a. m. to 6 p. m. A Cemvlete Line nt" Balloons, SEWARD BUILDING I'.ubbcer T,"y"]“ ‘I:““l'" and Office Phore 409, Res. Phone 276 arnival Goods — Merchandise of Merit On ALASKA CIRCULATION Gl THAN THAT OF ANY OTHE MR. MENCK and gentlemen of Juneau, your Fair Go and see if and add to your knowledge of the country in which you live |good time. It will do you good. ARANTEED TO BE LARGER| Ladies LICATION lis on. OPHY. LOYAL ODRDER OF MWOOSE Juneau Lodge No. 708 | Meels every Moonday night, at 8 ON PHIL and have a| ; The Ananias Club in “I hate to think of the vacatior season bheing over when all m) clerks have to settle down to work again,” sighed the boss. Boss Saw Red at That “That new stenog didn’t long,” remarked Mabel. “No,” grinned Ethel, “the boss found she was green and of course green meant ‘Go."” H i | Most of those who are not trying I on a non-stop flight wio have tried it. “Hiring a Hall™ Mencken denounced his * York W “ancient nonsense,” and proc vl'l!m” to earching Writing AR, in the New philosophy to say i The essefice of philosophy is the theory that it is a waste of time to hunt facts. * * * ‘The truth is that phil- osophy, like its brother, theology, belong to a relatively early stage in the lution of the human mind « * * a philosopher is one who, by simply sitting down in his studio and | _ ? & yielding himself to thought, is capable “'“"»-' production throughout the State. of concocting an answer to any con- | cOf importance was the movement for forma- ceivable question. tion of a State Mining Association. Such an association would promote the welfare of the Mr. Mencken L e o L vndkiymous with an- industry to better advantage than can now be SMOmIns ShelMEUCMPhY I8 BynCHymMON . jf] done by existing separate organizations in ent intellectualism and, therefore, at war With{y, gpokane and Beliingham, although these exert entific development. The fact is that we still jnflyences of value. have our philosophers and rationalists, and Mr.| A State association would also benefit Alaska Mencken is one of them—and one of the clear- and Idaho, in which many properties are owned est thinking and most delightful of the lot |by Washington residents. The organization could There should be no cnflict between philosophy consistently expolit and develop all nearby possi- Philosophy begins where sciencebilities. Shit philosophy 18 “refiec.| The mineral treasure of our own ; » sonsideration. Go ilver, , coppe tlon tpgn the important residuum of unsolved |ocnsideration 10, sllver, . trdts,. A0UpRTe 164 ; ; b {zinc and manganese are fonud within ‘our bor- problems.” The philosopher begins with en- |ders, and their presence in paying quantities is tific facts and reasons on to further conclusions—!|aviqonced by returns of more than $1,000,000 or, as Mr. Mencken most frequently does, he maylast year. reason on to a point where he is able to smash| Legitimate mining has been hampered by di the conclusions of other philosophers. ‘honest and irresponsible promoter: Operations The circumstance that many of our self-pro- of that sort could and would be checked by the claimed philosophers disregard their association proposed at Wenatchee. philosophizing and prefer their All parts of the“State have profited greatly P Ifrom wealth taken from its own and neighboring; proves nothing except the error sy mines. No resource is more worthy of encour- clamations. They are not really who so proclaim themselves but refuse jagement. ascertained facts into account. They vain egotists or idol worshipers, or both. i i some ocean those a are [ | i { i the living, I as for —_— MOUNT JUNEAU LODGE NO. 17 F.& A M ' | s R SRS Green River Night WEDNESDAY, September 28 at the COLISEUM Dr. W. J. Pigg PHYSICIAN Office—Second and Main Telephone 18 Second_wnd Fourth Mone © 7. Wiy of each month \ b ’, 20 o'eloek s@(, W 4 Mining Association Needed. 14 (Seattle Times.) While the Central Washington tion at Wenatchee recently was |sectional ~gathering, nevertheless it attracted wide attention and has stimulated interest in 0dd Fellows’ .th\l[‘ MIZE, Mag-: . kinning at PH G " Mines conven- HAS. E. NAGHEL, planned as a evo- " order of ¥ | Dr. H. Vanece * | Osteoputh—201 Goldstein Bldg. Hours: 10 to 12; ¥ to 6; | 7 % 8 or by appoinment Licensed Osteopathie Physician Phone: Office 1671 Residence, Gastineau Hotel Second and F days of euch Hall. M Worthy Matron. BROWN, Aha! Afraid of Having Somebody ON Your Neck, Eh? The Cincinnati Enquirer man ! wishes to know which interferes most with driving; having a wife in the back seat or a sweeti2 around the neck. Having carried both impedimenta we are qualified to answer, bul beg the gentle man’s leave to do it privately.— Lexington Herald. Anyway, we can guess your an swer, old top. 0. 0 ¥ WILLIAM ALICE KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS sghers Council No. 1760, % Mceungs second and last sv Mouday at 7:80 p. m. ¥ Transient brothesy urged +attend. Council Cham- makes curious mistake in THE IRROS COMPANY “Pure Carbonated Beverages” s o i s e BRIt Di. Geo. L. Barton X XCTOR, Hellenthal Bidg.| | EDW. M. McINTYRE, 3. il N0 | 110 TURNER, Seorétary. Office Hours 10 to 12; 3 to 6 7 to 9; and by appointment. Phone 289 | ———— CHIROPRACTIC o4 AUXILIARY, PIONEERS OF is not the prac‘ice of Medicine, ALASKA, 1GLOO No. 6. Surgery nor Osteopathy. every second Frids e o at 8 o'clock p. m. ents. At RADONIC Ouch! look worried, old cheerful bachelor. ever see a marriel didn't?” growled the ticket. “You chap,” said the “Did you y man who family’s meal and science. leaves off. says State merits [ 8 i : - e E Helene W. L. Albrecht i PHYSICAL THERAPIST Medical Gymnastics, Massage Electricizy 410 Goldstein Bldg. Phone—Office: 423. f— Humor From iie Dictionary Glancing through an old copy of Webster we ran across this “CURTAIN-LECTURE, Kker-tan- lektur-e. Lecture given in bed by a wife to her husband. What are they called when she is lecturing him in the thousan and one other places she picks? there cars Automobile - science in theories to facts of the pro- philosophers to take are but Valentine's Optical Dept. B L DOUGLASS UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OPt!cl:m and Op:omet}-ds,‘ OF THE INTERIOR [ LR G (e 0 GENERAL LAND OFFICE | : Dy AUneERiTaN L kol J. 8. Land Office, st Anchorage, Alaska. August 29, 1927, Notice is hereby given that Marie W. Peterson, entrywoman, together with her witnesses, Carl Olson, and Lockie MacKinnon, [ull of Juneau, Alaska, has sub- mitted final proof on her home- stead entry, serials 04630-05858 for land embraced in H. E. Sur- vey No. 167, New Series No. Insurance New Past Tense for Drink From an A. F. Story: “He said he never drinked nor smoked.” And instead, of thought is think- ed now proper, The Italian Government has assumed abso lute control over the lire. The government that can assume absolute control over the liar is science | the government that is going to make good in a big way.— (Houston Post-Dispatch.) SURANCE such as Fire and Theft, and Collisien, safe- guard the investment repre- sented by your car. Y A real philospher quickly abandons a theory,; or a whole field of philosophy, when enters and disputes his premises and conclusions. He flies before the exact knowledge of scien-| tists, but uses the knowledge as a catapult to Jand him into unexplored frontiers for (\u".hi'rJ philosophizing. Mr. Mencken's attack was launched at the recently published and widely sold book of Will} Durant, yet he completely failed to meet Mr.( Durant’s explanation: Science seems always to advance, No Tears From Us Shed a tear For Bernice Blopp, As a [lapper She's a flopp. Hand his hat To Ernie Budd; As a necker He's a dud. A great many curfous people have viewed the new White House roof, and an almost equal number are acting as if they'd like to live there for a few years.— (Cincinnati Enquirer.) Hoover is now represented as the Adminis- tration candidate. But we doubt if he can swing the worm-bait vote.—(Dallas News;) Insurance such as Propertv Damage and Public Liability safeguard yon as an owner— against damage claims and judgments, losses that so fre- quently total many times the original cost of a car. - THE CLUB LUNCH ROOM Open 6 a. m. to 8 p. m. Dally PETE JELICH, Proprietor THE EMPIRE HA® THE LARG- EST, MOST UP-TO-DATE AND BEST EQUIPPED JOB PRINTING PLANT IN ALASKA. We offer you as an automo- bile owner policies that cover while philosophy seems always to lose ground. Yet this is only because phil- With so much doing in golf, polo and tennis only the ultra-leisure class can follow the Chi- Hiker, But No 'Piker “Do you enjoy hiking?” we ask- ed. 1466, and it is now in the files of the U. S. Land Office, Anchor- Tae CuAs W. CARTER MORTUARY “The Laost Service Is the Greatest Tribute™ every loss contingency. age, Alaska, and if no protest is filed in the local land office at Anchorage, Alaska, within the period of publication or thirty days thereafter, said final proof will be accepted and final certi- ficate issued. J. LINDLEY GREEN, Register. Date of First Publication, Sept. 21, 1927, Date of Last Publication, 1, 1927. 7 PEO RS ke i - “Oh, yes,” replied the swest . | thing in knickers, “except when L —= | the only machines that come | along to pick me up are flivvers.” SENATOR APARTMENT HOTEL osophy accepts the hard and hazardous ! nese war.—(New York Sun.) Corner 4th and Franklin St. Phone 136 Allen Slmuuck,' Ine. INSURANCE Fire, Lite, Liability, Marine Great Need of the Age Self-paying installments. Tips One easy way to prove That you're not very bright Is hurrying ’cross a track When there’s a train Tn sight. Sam Hill, in Cincinnati Enquirer. 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