The Daily Alaska empire Newspaper, September 12, 1927, Page 4

THE DAILY ALASKA EMPIRE, MONDAY, SEPT. 12, 1927. D .I 4’ h . l time, a sense of historical proportion N :I:- Safety First . el —AP—mf — —f——rr 2 ailv Alaska Ijmlnr(' And probably, since this Europe is fam One easy way. to prove ROFESSIONAL X i ar to us and strange to thenr, it [ ALONG LIFE’S || Tt yowre not very brignt Ay L Fraternal Societies e e - hey who find it easier to attain the | 15 hurrying across a track IS e VE OF s JOHN W. TROY - - - EDITOR AND MANAGER historfcal perspective. We are slower [ DETOUR When there’s a train in sight. 1 pop S | —— & S R Tk g at the lesson. We HNave something to ( l Sam Hill, Cincinnati Enquirer. 0 )t(‘;t LlII;ipson DRS. KASER & FREEBURGER Gastineaty Channel COMPANY at Seeond and Mair learn even from these very paying { By SAM | o )t | - | 1L - D. P, (S ! SadiN 3 ' guests 1 4 b Another way that you can prove Graduate Lln,, Angeles Col- DENTISTS ke : st o . [ , i o o You're not so very bright lege of Optometry and 1 and 3 Goldstein Bidg. Goie i S A | Mayor Landes says Gov. Parks should marry. — o Is h ing on a track Opthalmology PHONE 56 L ' 3 g SUBSCRIPTION Treadwell ang She continued he Executive Mansion is too ‘“:'l‘]ei“: l':“f °';’ Folks, Too When there's a train in sight. | Glasses Fitted e o m. 53 [ e auand b 81 2 large for one mAn.” Does she want the Governor you wteiy K078 Hee "'Uh(:;:“ Judd Lewls, Houston PostDis-|| Leneses Ground e — - B RicE, o By mail, postage paid i rates: Yo marry a man so there might be two men put they'll grab,it if they. = | T i f— . SIDE { $ nor i 1 in the mansion? ow it's “forbi it,” E | o b ” Sbecriber wcy Wl promutly oy ‘;““ W e IR e And stil another way to prove [ |yl o oo gg Dr. Charles P. Jenne s feliv " i LY, Surprising how many Americans | Observations of Oldest Inhabitart| | \,f,"',(r,m'(":,'l':;.“P;“.lz’,'xvpllll’,"lll""’,"'];lkl’l o ]x? \.(‘;lr?‘ {lr:f\’mv(\)( DENTIST Co-Ordinate Bodles | e TR mte DNRSL ATAL s Rustie oo onvhat's hecomip of the Glifas | oo yiur.car's sad, tank | | Class and Private Instruction fooms 8 and 9 Valentipe |, *foreet rne i R Rdicr v o ool et R 1 YRR ek sty e el e i B SR o TR SO ee ~Normal Ralston, Urbana D Sixth and Gold Streets | Building s o 1 P A R A e titution of the United States says IC Satur nigts? Hosints Phone 5708 Telephone 176 r not otherwise credited paper and also the (Cincinnati Enquirer.) — RS . B » RS P & | Meaning what? That Americans thrilled The Ananias Club LA R B | Tall TEED TO. gfl;k""‘ Jore over the Constitution before it was m.'ulv‘l]"“.' d8Rr,(EREIAN Lt s o 06! of shell nATIeNE thttigh wia | —_— 5 Dr. A. W. St WMLTOR B. HEISEL, Socretary. TH ¢ g linconsistent by the jarring Eighteenth Amend-| Daven't you something you want| L e thoh. ! | r. Al Wi SleWgK G T Herite | matched today? I'm going to hav.|'nderstand s why when a photo- LESSONS ON B DR | [a busy day, but T just love to stop | <TAPher tells his wvictims to look| | o yyeproN BRIDGE | { 7 LOYAL ORDER S B at a department store and mat pleasant they always get an ex AU | Hours 9 a. mw. to 6 p. m. OF MOOSE While it has been a costly way about it samples for - pression on their faces that makes MRS. JANE BARRAGAR SEWARD BUILDING Jumeau Lodge No. 700 A pretended authority, on Alaska fisher which insists that only salmon caught in t deplete the fish supply says that the contenti that the salmon run this year was two wee fish been closed and are no longe the salmon that enter the estu reach the spawning streams. catching did not catch any fish to speak of, except late in beginning. All the traps combined the areas that are reached through estuar south of Chatham St cases—not more than enough to make fair pac % for three four-line canneries. 1f any one ¢ figure how traps that are not catching fish canj prevent the escapement of salmon he must 2 § relying on some sort of “hoo-doo™ or “witchery.”| i’ WAYNE WHEELER AND HIS WORK. at'Battle Creek, Michigan, is one who prospered by capitalizing Reform. He became well to by leading a temperance movement into politics and becoming the leader of the bloc after had gained a foothold on the political map. “‘game collecting a fat making opportunities that showed themselves he progressed Wheeler was born at Brookfield, Ohio, years ago. He was graduated from Oberlin wl nd given his law degree by as other pofessional politiclans play he was Western Reserve University at #. He was put| on the payroll of a temperance society before had gone through college and was the first per- son to be employed for pay by the Anti-Salc League. He had drawn a salary from that ganization from its beginning until his death He was a propagandist for forty years and was paid for his time and talent for every day can but his last big work was devosed to effort to defeat Presidential nomination Wheeler was a politiclan of more than er in raising campaign funds. Under his direct the Anti-Saloon I for political purpe far more money than The latest estimate is that the campaign fu raised by Mr. Wheeler's political blot exceeded more than $17,000,000 in less than seven yea $2,500,000 per year. Th estimates were ba upon the testimony developed by the rec tion Senatorial campaign funds invest Mr. 'Wheeler's skill and practical political methods probably did more than any other ene the | thing to bring about the adoption of Eighteenth Amendment and the passage of Volstead Act. He was energetic, skilltul and squeam * Success was always his objective. A SACRIFICE OF COMFORT. = paing to explain why so many Americans lé water” (we call it ice-water) to v Thanks for the compliment for our clim and comfortable ice habit The Guardian concludes that Americans over to ‘Europe to acquire a sense of time historieal perspective, and suggests that by Thanks for that implication, too The Guardian's editorial on the subject ghort and worth reproducing. It is: The United States Department of Commerce has issued fizures indicating that visitors from the States to Europe last year spent the prodigious sum of £170,000,000 .0n their holiday. There is a slight set-off in the fact that Buropean visitors to the States expend- ed £23,000,000. That is a feeble reply, and the visitors are left with a balance handsomely over a hundred million. Their divagations must by now have taught them ‘a good deal more about Burope than is known by most Euro- peans, and it is an interesting matter for spegulation what can indmce them to leave, even temporarily, a country endowed with an incomparably better J te_and a regular supply of iced ‘water. It is a strong love that brings n over in such numbers and at such The visitor from the States to Europe to acquire a sense of X or so late is all wrong It declares that the ¢ coming in now because the traps have s before they | The funny part of this is that the traps Icy Strait and tributary waters where they were ait did not take enough salmon during the fishing season to, fill 300,000 ‘ 5 Wayne B. Wheeler, who died the other day L the leader of his political bloc he played the) alary and using the profit- the four decades. In politi®s he was a Republi- Gov. Smith for the Democratic nary ability. No politician was ever so successful ague collected and expended combined campaign funds of the Republican and Democratic parties in the same length of time h about the methods employed to win. WHY AMERICANS VISIT EWROPE ! The Manchester Guardian takes considerable their better climate and regular supply of ‘“‘iced it Europe. time we have been taught a good deal more about Europe than is known by most Europeans ¥ MINDS CONTROLLED BY “HO0-D0O.” | A o all | in| jes| oks an be do it As| it,| | as 58 | hen the he hon or- of di- ion the nds sed ent the not e nate 8o and this is later non-stop flights have proved that it was no small task that was performed by Lindbergh. Byrd and Chamberlin P TR T I R { Future of Fisheries First in Importance. ttle Post-Intelligencer.) There is the smack of admirable determind- tion and finality in Henry O'Malley’s reiteration of refusal to reopen Alaskan fisheries for this n After a carefully framed explanatory tement of his reasons for refusal, given out pon his a 1 in Seattle Mon he con cluded { expect that a lot of pressure will be brought to bear on me to reopen the deason But I've said my piece, and I'm going to stick to it. Mr. O'Malley is United States Commissioner of Fisherie It is his busin to enforce regu- lations calculated to conserve the fishing in- dustry. Therefore, in the face of diminishing returns and smaller packs, his views are bound to clash with those of men who have large in vestments in ships, tackle and canneries () opposition of interest brings strikingly forward the fact that there are two approaches to the question One is of the present, the other of the iture; the relates to run of fish, the other to the long run of time. The pack of fish in the North thi year has been spotted ackers in some districts have prospered, th operating in other areas are facing ruin The easy thing to do would be for Mr. O'Malley to reopen the season and permit those who have suffered misfortune to recoup, their losses in a measure. It must be umed, however, that the Com missioner has studied the situation. He has reached the conclusion that the future of the Industry demands restnictions which, unfor- tunately, are bound to result in loss to some of those ®ho have large investments and who, quite naturally, desire to protect them Modern methods of taking fish have out- stripped their powers of reproduction. In less {han twenty years Alaskan fishermen have seen salmon runs decrease to the point of marked reduction in all districts and almost to exhaus- tion in some. It is uufortunate that a single investor en- gaged in exploiting so important a source of food supply should lose. But fishing is one of the most important industries to Seattle and the Pacific Northwest Mr. O'Malley believes that the way to preserve it where it is yet profit- able, and to_restore it where it is not, is to enforce well-considered restrictions. Evidently his belief grows out of study of c nditions. Therefore his determination to carry out meas- ures of conservation should be accepted as a commendable exercise of authority. The Tourist and the West. (New York World) “Crowds,” wrote the Chicago Tribune corre- spondent from the Yellowstone, “follow the Pr dent whenever he alights from his c: Tourists line the hotel lobbies waiting for him. Five thousand feet of movie film have been ground out. He manages to slip away for a few hours, and that is the best he can do.” * He stayed at a hotel which cost $750,000. He fished from a moter-boat. His 100-mile drive through the Buf- falo Bill country was along a road alive with automobiles Five years ago Colorado reported that, with a population of about 1,000,000, she had en- tertained 750,000 tourists, Travel to the Na- tional parks that year reached 1,200,000 and has .-m&wd fast toward 2,000,000. Mr. Coolidge has been -hailed as the guest who placed the Black Hills as a tourist resort on the map, yet the despatches show that they are already sprinkled with summer camps. Instead of the 1®tle of six-shooters, the clatter of dishes in summer hotels; instead of the jingle of spurs, the grind of shifting gears—these are, the mew of the frontier. In some parts of the ning which Mr. Coolidge crossed to reach thd Yellowstowe more money is made from dude !Anches than cattle ranches. .Newcomers who ¢ W much of the West for Indians, cow-punch- lers amd coggged wagons find electric interurban routes, fillir stations and university-extension lecture Bears ave tame, trout are too sage to touch a hook, and where trappers struggled tourists brag on picture post-cards of the moun- | tains they climbed on low. Much—doubtless by far the most—of this tourist flood which flows over Colorado, the Da- from the sweltering belt that stretches from Wisconsin to Texas and that owns an auto- teip to the borders of Montana and Idaho, the descriptions which reporters sent back of In- spiration Point and Old Faithful and the Custer battle-field, may serve to broaden the flow. The should be followed by other Easterners. Friends of Vice-President Dawes have decided, not to push his candidacy for President. They will wait until the other candidates at the Re- publican convention have gone into bankruptey and then step in and stabilize the situation. This is sometimes referred to as the Dawes Plan. —(New York Times.) " Mavbe those wefcaraguan bandits will learn some day that every time they tackle the Marines they are sure to get the worst of it.— (Indianapolis News.) Party expecied to let Lowden have farm kotas and Wyoming is Middle Western. It comes| Amh ] i Service mobile for nearly every family. Mr. Coolidge’s] Noland's Corner most Eastern of Presidents since Franklin Pierce | PHONE 221 them look like they were begi Phora 409, Res. Phone 276 night, at 8 toek, i J W Rids andd- #ople ning to get the reaction from ti | g & Dt T “What are vou looking arouad |STeen apples they ate an houy — - - | T A 1 s0 hefore, - | — ~ —_— g0 curiously for? ess of her small ked the host itor, A woman wno wears skirts vo r stockings the MOUNT JUNEAU LODGE NO. F. & A Second_and Fourth Mon= Dr. W. J. Pigg 1 fust looking for the grind-|long she can we g 1 QiR Moy stone daddy says you keep you-|are silk only half way up PHYSICIAN piaa Fellows' Hall, bes s Lo out afy: 3 5 rise: . inning a 3 by husband’s nose on all the time,”|out -m.\hml§ being the wi el Office—Sccond and Main 7{'\'1??"1'1 : explained the kid. (look funmy, but it's dollar . Trelephoite 18 RALEHAS = | doughnuts=what she cooks doesn't ' - Secretary. L — order of —— EASTERN ST Dr. H. Vanee Osteoputn—201 Goldstein Bldg. Hours: 10 to 12; 1 to &; | 7 to 8 or by appoinment | Licensed Osteovathic Physiclan | | P 7 I i Everything Comes to Those Whe | taste funny. Wait | Whatever else mother may thit} Says a news item: “Cotton can |father s, he knows mighty deg- be kept for nearly half a century | gone sure she doesn't think he is| without appreciable deterioration " |a cripple and unable to wait 'mi This ought to cheer up the cotton | himself. | planters a bit, for a lot of things| We may roast the girls for pow i 1 | | | n.i | hone: Offiee 1671, KNIGHTS OF can happen in 50 years and it's|dering their mnoses so much, but Residenee, Gastineau Hotel COLUMBUS just possible in that time women |back in the days when the mus | ok g 3% Seghera Council No. 1760. even may go back to wearing|tache was part of every man's| [ Thedinrre rREETEE 1 onscmaracor B it e P and using things made of cotton. |face a man spent every bit as | Howschbeper % S [ Transi d i much time twirling the ends of| Dz. Geo. L. Barton i Cham- i That's That it as any girl now does in pow-| o CHIROPRACTOR, Hellenthal Bldg. Rv, 3 K. R “ Secere Office Hours 10 to 12; 3 to 6; 7 to| | 9; and by appointment. Phone 269 | 2t CHIROPRACTIC || AUXILIARY, PIONEERS OF 1s ot the practice of Medicine, | | ALASKA, IGLOO No. 6 Surgery nor Osteopathy. | Meetiug every second Friday ot - ach month at § o'clock p. m. Carda refreshments. t Moose EDNA RADC . MINNIE HURLEY, dering her nose. One of the saddest things about | ied life is that it is so much for friend wife to ke father from spending money than | it is to make him make money. | When a young man is fast the| surest way to slow him up is 0| Blinks: “These guys who g¢ around without hats look silly.” Jinks: “Yes, but they at least escape looking sillier chasing theiv w lids down the street on windy days.” FIRE ALARM CALLS l Third and Franklin. Front and Franklin. Front, near Ferry Way. [} Front, 5pp. Film Exchange. el Front. opp. City Wharf. Helene W. L. Albrecht|| PG S Bum | get him tied fast to a good, seu- Front, near Saw Mill. PHYSICAL THERAPIST Toledo Blade—"If. ‘we' cofild: Seé gible, strongwilled woman. Vi‘!uu'&:hh_\‘ at Tl:l(‘ln ?,ru. Medical 1]!!]|Yllll\|(‘k. Massage g it spoak 1o them again | Who thinks there is less need for PRIl S LR O i 9 pea « m again places where faces can be lifted | Froat and Main. T:m :()fllvid‘ Second and Main. But before we quit, Jack, we'd Fifth and Seward. than there is for places where Insurance tell 'em, in language not learne i tempers can be extracted 45 e e — in Sunday School, to get a tax: s can be extracted. | Fire Hall, Valentine's Optical Dept. and break all speed laws gefting Gastineau and Rawn Way. | | | R. L. DOUGLASS to an oculist -:,fl'm(‘;l‘ ““‘;1 “{‘O'fl{ | Optician and Oplometrict AR ourth and Harris. ~om 16, Valentine Bldg. . Fifth and &old. }&u‘;:lfi a. m. to 3 p. m. and SURANCE such as Fire and Theft, and Collision, safe- guard the investment repre- sented by your car. Fifth and East. Seventh and Gold. | | | Ho, Hum | Fifth and Kennedy. 5 ,:l | | A kiss, according to a learned college profs or, is “the anatomic- al juxtaposition of two obicularis muscles in a state of con- jon.” It sounds like the de- ption of a Kkis he'd given by Appointment Ninth, back of power house | | s s Calhoun, opp. Juneau Apts. Distin Ave., and Indian St. THE CLUB LUNCH Ninth and Calhoun, ROOM Seventh and Main. Insurance such as Propertv Damage and Public Liability safeguard yom as an owner— against damage claims and his mother-in-law. Any kiss wotlh- Twelfth, at Northern L'dry. while is simply “bliss” and needs et ran wi?loughby:,’ Open 6 a. m. to 8 p. m. Dally| || s 4oments, losses that so fre- no scientific explanation; Home Grocery. | PETE JELICH, Proprietor ||| quentiy totdl many times the i ' —a - ———*1 || original cost of a car. Paradox | — -— = | ELKS® HALL | ! We offer you as an automo- It's surely queer, ¥ Yet oft’ we've heard folks tel! Of getting sick Because they lived too well, 2 S = Saturday Niglt What's the Use “Aren’t you going back ta col lege this fall?” “No, they have put a ban on bile owner policies that cover Tae Caas W. CARTER MORTUARY b oo “The Last Service Is the Greatest Tribute” Corner 4th and Franklin St. Phone 136 Allen Shattuck, Inc. INSURANCE | #—————— -y Kick would there be. n going pack| 1+ J- SHARICK | SEE US FOR YOUR- there just to stud Jewelgr. and | v o neiing Sapiesi e ; Loose Leaf Supplies Traveling fs good for the health | Eage 1;’(:,.',%‘:,”;, and hard on the wealth, » Silverware Office Supplies Printing and Stationery GEO. M. SIMPKINS CO. Front Street Phone ‘244 Juneau, ‘Alaska ALASKAN HOTEL MODERN REASONABLE RATES Dave HouseL, PROP. { e et et . | | | MORRIS CONSTRUCTION CQ. ALL KINDS OF CABINET MILL WORK Plate and Window, GLASS MORRIS CONSTRUCTION CO. BUILDING CONTRACTORS L e e e e e | AUTOSFOR HIRE | Prompt Service—Day and Night 8 o CovicH Auto SERVICE Juneau, Alaska STAND AT THE ARCTIC Phone—Day, 444; Night, 444-2 rings MILLER’S TAXIT Phone 183 Juneau, Alaska CARS WITHOUT DRIVERS FOR HIRE Service above the nvert}ge —says Taxi Tad. | A renowned “King of the Swat"--made the slogan “Bat 100% — for safety”—famous, We daily “bat 100%" for the safety and convenience of the public. At your call 24 hours a day. THE JunEAu LAunDpRry Franklin streeé, between ‘Front and Second Streets Financial success is achieved mostly PHONE 350 by those who have savings to invest ‘ in a good business opportunity : when itg presents itself. Day dreams CI TY carry you nowheres. Begin to save today and with constant additions, no matter how small, you will be " surprised by the results. Saving for Opportunity Day and Night Service PHONE 485 BLUE BIRD TAXI SHORTY GRAHAM Stand at Bill's Barber Shop Carlson’s. Taxi and Stands at Alaskan Hotel and 251 TAXI Stand Douglas Cigar Store Phone 261 Night Call 269 WE SERVE ALL KINDS OF CHINESE DISHES Catering to -Private Parties LOWER FRONT STREET Phones Single 0 and 314 L g v e ar HOLMES TAXI \ Four Per Cent Interest PHONE 342 Paid on Savings Accounts L ——— - Everything known in Station- ] m Olyuplg l’oo! Hall ery, Box Writing Papers, Fountain Pens, Tablets, = 'One dollar or more will open a Savings Account ‘Marmon and Cadillac Enclosed Cars at Your Call Day and Night SA'l;Ig;e(lI(':l' !(:)RY s i s , /~_School Goods, etc. e . Sl R. P. NELSON'S GUARANTEED . HOTEL The B. M. Behrends Bank Stationery Store rend ! . ZYNDA o ; BERRY’S TAXI vote, says headline. = Why worry over what| cannot be helped?—(Boston Transcript.) We have thought that bootleggers were suf- fictently engaged in the United States without invading Canada.—(Cincinati Enquirer.) OLDEST BANK IN ALASKA Stand at Gastineau Hotel | ELEVATOR SERVICE PHONE 199 4 8. ZYNDA, Prop. PIG'N WHISTLE CANDY None Better—Box or Bulk the Gastineau M. Fare $2.50. )