The Daily Alaska empire Newspaper, August 31, 1927, Page 4

. | more Dbattle-cruisers than we want e - & e - claimed. |l PROFESSIONAL PROFESSIONAL F W b terg UNDCS e el u Fraternal Socicties S AL O SR . OF R()Ibl(‘l)'l Nln)lpson DRS. KASER & FREEBURGER Gastineaw Channel pt. D. DENTISTS | - Graduate Los Angeles Col- | violate parity The Government have ; 9 not made this dcelaration, but they seem ALONG LIFE’S to be read on the most natural and | ! | | “No,” replied the catty one, “1t's | may B —_——— —4-{““‘- the cat's pajamas?” she ex.|&s——— | just the rabbit's fur.” lmost inevitable interpretation of their | DETOUR to act on very much this prin- ; : > MPTIRIS F N OMPANY " 8 e A i 1 1 s 80 ey pRerve e . Juneav, 5 thas Ehoy MReQEVAL LN By SAM HILL 1 congratulations .on & decigion ! | { A woman’'s idea of perfect bliss| | " s ‘v to be so pretty all men will Entered in t ce in Junean us Second Class) it s politically courageous as it matter | | More or Less True [ | | wdmire her and so well fixed thut lege of Optometry and 1 end 3 Goldstein Bldg. % 3 . ke very other woman will envy her Opthalmology | PHOND B8 A CRIPTION RATES. _ | \ cardinal question of Ons We've Never Met A woman can make or break a| | sses Fitted Houss 9 n. m. to 8 p. m. NN e SR ovgtay Treadwylt and y upon which the public should Anoptimist 1s a guy, | man, but the ideal woman is one eneses Ground 3 ie = i st at the following rates upon knowing clearly the Gov Who, when four flats he's g0its | who can make her husband ¥ RPN $6.00 months, in advanue | ernment’s mind. Are we building against | fix | so much she can’t break him. " 8 g 5 Subsoribe ‘ vy vl praapt <] A ca or are we not? If we are build Is thankful that his bus | A 1ot ot these modern ‘children | Dr: Thas £ notify i1 " . : . . ; i sels insteh@Bs ; : 4 5 L 2 r. Charles P. Jenne i 1 Rt i ing ngainst her, why are we building Has just four wheels instead f | give us the impression that f Miss Caroline Todd DENTIST Tels e ¢ 1d busines flices 1s because we think war between six | there was a second table it would PIANO-—HARMONY INTI h the two countries possible, or for the ? be dad and mother who would | Clas iy 3 9V of FHssmaeafry R SSOCIAT N { a E b ass a Private strueti | Fooms 8 and 9 Valentine o RSN S ASnasisTaR PR sake of prestige and because we do not Observations of Oldest Inhabitant| at at it . X m:"',”“l ‘x‘nmm::r'(‘»lm”" | Sl cottish ity to admit that any country has What has become of the bride| mhe hoy who wants the girl to Phone 5703 Telephone 176 [F e e Visiting Brothers wele Co-Ordinate Bodies use for 1 ai sy « not like 2o an t d | \ fleet of greater fighting strength than who blushed a rosy red becaus |ihink he is the eighth wonder of v SR CER Y 7 —— d herein 3 our own, even though that fleet can | she was o green? | tfie wasta talig har hak Weahlr:] Tx - - T S TR R R never be an enemy and may be an ally - |tul she is instead ot how great (i THAN THAT OF ANY OTHER PUBLICATION If we are to compete against America The-Ananias Club i ta | r. A. W. Stewar Is there any conceivable degree of politi- “My wife was good and sore a SR B i i ome women worship their hus- § DENTIST gal’ seourity which: Wouid=anabls ctinsto me,” said he, “but couldn't thin} | \ands, and others would grieve LOYAL DRDER disarm or even radically to limit arma- of a thing to say.” wnidih: Shse b (AR aont ks 4 . Hours 9 a. m. to 6 p. m. OF MOOSE men The fact is that if we cannot - " \‘v\ T carnten S weuld ‘n l,” 7 4 SEWARD BUILDING ¥} Juneau Lodge No. 700 take peace with America for granted we Appropriate 9 8P LIV Office Phone 4€9, Res. Phone 276| A oss of five pounds. can take nothing for granted, and there “Why do you. call your f¥e | “Tie. s hird fite o dnty t is no combination of forces which we Cal?” vx‘..r'r Wodsd Arpnndsihs A i must not consider as being possibly “Because it doesn’t choose t [ .. A . — - e ¥ when the family is away and | fd s : : agued ags st us. That is t reduce ' " i » v . MOUNT JUNEAU LODGE NO. :‘h"“llv:lllllillkl'ltl sl g B i e here's nobody around to boss, y “E AM i g Pourth M e matter to an absu 3 o se- - - it | oes Second and Fourth Mon= curity could be found that way, which it Passing Observation V'"‘,_"" & '"N";-j‘l LA -!1\\.-1\ |5 : PHYSICIAN a0t eac “month 1o could mnot, we could not afford it. Se- It will be easicr to keej plng s € oL B ¢ /] bad Fetlo all, curity by means of naval defense is the farm when the sala {o, , fer that mother knows father s | largely a matter of money, and since pitching hay equals those paid for | crazy about eilk stockings. | we are no longer the richest nation pitching: hadl A lot of girls who are easy on '@ we cannot be sure of always having | the eves dress to look like an in \ : g AN e e ST o e g TS - — the strongest navy. Whether we want Only Thing That Don’t Do ion to the ey .» Dr T Office—Second and Main Telephone 18 ‘HT RI'N NOI N n , to or not, we must rely for our secur- ve often Bdened. Ias % S geronma | r LIGHT RUN NOT CONFINED TO TRAP| ity, to a greater or less extent, upon v W v‘thl““ b O | Osteopath—201 Goldstein Bldg. i 4 at Hours: 10 to 12; 1 to b; Worthy Matron FISHING AREAS. the city of our politicians and their Drbin Tie hasts Heh T and et 7 to 8 or by appoinmeni BROWN, Secretury, ability to keep us from war with na- and faces, .* Jl'/st Arriv()(l FIRE ALARM CALLS Licensed Osteovatnic Physician o e i ,; va~] f the polit n 'iv wii \'n‘\"n n s tions who have no more ]l_i:(irxu for it If girls eventually-won’t even take Third and Franklin i Ufi:(lu 15?1,” tel ‘ KCN(;\GG!:'EU"\; on packers has n a thoroughfare to plac than we have. If our politicians can- PHER aaily " pathy - th % & g ird and Fra R e atineau Hote! LUMBUS efr daily baths in public RAINIER BEER : : Gl llIHI | not already guarantee that under no ik | and Franklin, BIRCH BEER Front, near Ferry Way. BY THE CAS® CR BARREL Front, opp. Film Exchange \ N < e B S Front. obp. City WHEt. Dr. Geo. L. Barton Come and have a look at cur Candy Stock, Front, near Saw Mill | CHIROPRACTOR, Hellenthal Bidg. Willcughby at Totem Gro.| | | Office Hours 10 to i2; 3 to 5; 7 to Bar Goods, Boxed and Bulk Candies. 3 on public payrolls have been pretending to be lieve that the s ortage in Alaska i3 duej circumstances will they land us in a ! to the use of The fact is, however, that war with America they have no business | to attend Disarmament Conferences. Mercy Ay of becoming eclothes” the salmon shortage has been as great in Bri i ish Columbia as in Alaska and they have no traps | down there. ‘They rel seines for their fish Charles W. Bryan, supply. J.. late Democratic candidate for Vice-President ind that the|and former Governor of Nebraska, has declared would be perfectly satisfied with the, Witloughby, opp. Cole Barn. |9; and by appointment. Phone 263 i - = Front and Seward. CHIROPRACTIC || AUXILIARY, PION nt and Main. | is not the practice of Medi ALASKA, IGLOO No. 6. cond and Main. Surgery nor Osteopathy. Meeting every sccond Friday’ fuf tth and seward. G AT é " 0% BT Fire Hall. & o T A RADONICH dent; Gastineau and Rawn Way , IRE 3 F EY Second and Gold. Helene W. L. Albrecht|| Fourth and Harris. PHYSICAL THERAPIST | Fifth and Gold. 1| Medical Gymnastics, Massage Fifth and Electrici.y ° Fifth and Kennedy Minth, back of power house - - ; Calhoun, opp. Juneau Apts. | | s~ I R fish they must come will seem to ' think. & . Totsiof Distin Ave., and Indian St. | | i s nsurance —_—— e political fiavor. those fool goldfish,” remarked titc | :.I:':l:nfim:ml(;:lh\?:n Dr. Anna Brown Kearsley BRITAIN TO LET AMERICA HAVE e e T At friend who had dropped o to Twelfth, at Northern L'dry Physician and Surgeon | STRONGEST NAVY IF SHE The Seward Gateway has placed Frank B |cheer up the man whose family THE -8 Twelfth and Willoughby. Office and Residence, Apt. 4, NSURANCE such WANTS IT. Willis of Ohio in nomination for President s away Y Home Grocery. Nugget Apartments Theft, and Coll % subject to the action of the Republican Na-| y shouldn’t 1" he retorted g ar: - Phone 582 guard the investment repre- That it is the purpoce of the Dritish Govern-|tional Convention, of course. They mnever have the car. ouwl G s : 4 sented by your car. il ot 3 S o y when I want to ase it, they never NIGI{T j 5 ; ersy aval construction to meet her 5o fia # o T A R B 2 " TSRS IR D iR PORRET ¥ S A by A Threats of an Orange War. store, they don't give a darn wnat Fr s R. L. DOUGLASS amage an ublic Liabilit; or not xl.n- nited States may have a navy of) oot I make, and never bawl me out ront Street nnt.w]fl I'mxl byl Y safeguard yom as an owner—i greater fighting strength than her own seems| (New York World.) because I'm not the world's un.‘; IIA IVK, | HOME COOKING | n.,,,,“'m“v‘,,l,“‘gi“ Bldg. against damage claims and to be a reasonable interpretation of the statement | A movement is reported under way in Boston| perfect man!” ' iors. A, Haglund, Prop. || Pours 9 a. m. to 6 p. m. and judgments, losses that so fre- recen made by r Aunst aberlain, . For-|to boycott California oranges because. of their | b quently total many times thg eign Minister, to the Commor Autsten, after| high price .”If Bostonlans are wise they will An’' You Can Lay to That = g T e Sy e original cost of a car. 1 explaining that the American plan nstruct | think twice before they let this thing gain| More ambulances would rust TLKS’ H/ neadway. There is trouble in it. 1f oranges|out and fewer of 'em wear out if ELKS” HALL We offer you as an zutomos cruisers of [u.000 tons, carrying S-inch gun R, " 3 iei p SR, , Bl e e, | Were markejed In Boston as potatoes and other|a lot of these young fools paid ag Tur Cinas W. CARTER MORTUARY bile owner policies that cover would make a very much superior navy, mea every loss contingency. $ brother of the late William |~ he n “Huh! Clothes be going—nct! coming,” butted in the smarty. “It looks,” he went on, ignor ing the interruption, if the | Of course sensible men unde perpetuity of the fish supply does not depend|that he 1 ) § \ | N i \ § § i § upon how fish ar auzht but upon how manynomination by the Democrats of Senator Reed|y, . giin was becoming clothes.’ = . 24 are taken. . One million “fish taken by seine Missouri for President on an anti-monopoly i l}lr II{R()S o i § { L3 You Fellers PEBCASN ) SIS RRS Often when a man has taken ¢ will depl the 1 exactly to the same extent|platf ¥ £ Still, Maybs This lsn't News tc C )1 Al as 1,000,000 fish caught in traps. The sciners,[to be reasonable “SODA WATERS” if there ure enough of them, may be worse than the traps, because they can low the fish President Coolidge may catch Phone No. 1 P (EEIRERCASET SERGI S A e, 15-pound trout | 800d look a woman and have bes KOW follow them into for-|wear his ten-gallon hat and chaps or cut any nasty one. bidden. waters up Is stationary. To take|kind of dido that me might want to and no on| : ] be able to say that his motives have ‘,”*"‘“" Their Good Points -2 Bk St M A g © TWEAS | cieh prosaié foodstuffs are handled—with an|much attention to the signs on [ by Jahting pirengta) ”“f""" construct amj ... of voracious middlemen between the con-|the highways as they do tb thoss Siiturday Nigh “The Last Service Is the Greatest Tribute” equal tonnage In cruisers of 5,000, 6,000 OF T} gumer and the grower—the case would be differ-| they paint on their flivvers. Saturday [vght 500, each carrying 6-inch guns, declared: ent. But when oranges arrive in Boston they are : Corner 4th and Fianklin St. Phone 136 3 This . . . suffices xplain why in sold at auction to distributors under the keenest We Rise to Remark— 2 the opinion of Majesty's Govern- kind of competition, and if the price to the| That the medical profession will | @—— - — = - . T Allen Shattuck, Inc. ment, no provisions open to this kind consumer seems excessive he should look else-| make more headway in improving o INSURANCE 1 of criticism should be given the inter- where than to the middlemen for the reason.|the human race if it will fi ¢ / % 3 4 an race nd i g N ] " - |.I:\||nnulh ‘;‘1\‘|!l|m‘l‘\' “'r» 88 1 by He will find the reason in the Fordney-Mc- | way of putting sense into peopic L J. SeArick f SE[L US POR YOUR---- Fire, Life, Liability, Marine ! those parts of the Tre Cumber tariff, which raised the duty on all citrus| and lay off taking out teeth, ada- Jeweler and ton which deal with strength and num- S P TRy i) z " i oy Pz oA, i S| 3 on w leal with stremgth anc n fruits because California’s business agent, Sen-| noids and appendixes. Optician 4 X L’OOSC Lcaf Supplles bers. In the opinion of his M ty's ator Hiram Johnson, threatemed to run amuck PLERYEN: Watches Government there need be no d ulty o8 8 i iv L 3 it the Republican leaders did not give him Maowi A v ! In arviving at & témporary arrangement what he demanded. He will find a further reason| “Isn’t this new squirrel coat of | <5l hrteiad L) , Office Supplles | MORRI ;-'" he :mm"}m“l‘ future of I"‘" er- In the embargo now imposed on all foreign citrus) ——— — L o sl s uilding jut the British Empire can- rui acallse e fe P 3 e 5 > b < o 5 u n k& v fruits because of the fear of the Department of | e= I’rlntlng and Statlonery CONSTRUCTION CO. not be asked to give ‘! my such hm; Agriculture of the Mediterraean fruit-fly. porary angement the appearance of When Boston kicks, then, against the high ALL KINDS OF an immutabls principle which might price of oranges, Boston is also kicking against A‘)TOS ‘ OR HIRE GEO M SIMI KINS CO . . . | be treated as . precedent., Any other the sacred principle of protection against foreign | course would inevitably be interpreted Frout Strest Phone 244 Tohesn: Metks L 3 | IND competition. With so many of her own indus- in the future as involving the formal tries tariff-pampered, Boston should be careful surrender by the British Empire of If the Golden Gate should make a counter-attack maritime equality on the tariff favors granted to the Back Bay Prompt S“]Q‘I';‘“ft—my and Commenting upon the Chamberlain statement.] ine regults might be embarrassing for both, LETTER FROM i RK st gt SRR B oovicl. Are SERvbes ALASKAN HOTEL MILL WO \ the Manchester Guardian, ! RS S U SN AR oppositfon paper in Engzland and one of the Juneau; Alaska Plate and W indots strongest papers in the world, both for clarity Praise for Prof. Patty. e STAND AT THE ARONO MODER REASONABLE RATES CLASS S Phone—Day, 444; Night, of thought and lucidity of expression, and one (Valdez Miner.) ¢ ¢ 444-2 rings of the most reliable, said: - j A : AR " The Mineral Creek District, lying closely Ens aisauing of jthsse rosay doss fob adjacent to Valdez has probably mnever been in- — e it s M ORRIS i), ‘to the "“‘ i ot ”"'f certainly spected by a mining engineer more competent 'W'*‘(l CONSTRUC’I‘[ON CO' dv not appear to be a restatement of to expres an authoritative opinion of the merits BUILDING CONTRACTORS explanation of our former policy so 5 08 8 i s 2 . s much as the cautious outlining of a and demerita of its gold lodes than Prof. Brnest Ours are friendly friends MILLER’S TAXT N. Patty, and the fact that he places his stamp 3 —says Taxi Tad. new and rather momentous one. A ““T'n“‘ l- m; ‘::r(fu“‘.;;]‘.' .vn‘\1 r:-'uls it the ot abproval -ubas. 4% will, no doubt, prove anj| A jetter from Rip Van Winkle Phone 183 Juneau, Alaska S important factor in the development of the dis-{ | would not amount ‘to' much— i Srraodte DRINBIE P AR 3 TR IER O T 3 PR mote irreslstible is the conclusion that, tifot 4 ; 5 s although the Government are not ready et e ey e bnhetent’ ptiORg [ R Mseaira letidhe plig e AN EXPERIENECED TrE JuNeAu LAUNDRY ch puts American fighting strength % % N § g i 2 . a P . oW & a year ago by a mining engineer occupying al|..e when folks tell th b on a higher level than our own,. they prominent position in the mining industry who, /AT it “MM:K Day -;goighzsservlce ‘BANK Front and Second Streets principle ‘in ' pra U'"'i_,” sadl ‘_;"v”‘\';’ said Prof. Patty was one of those rare instruc-| | \when they call Single O or : e —flssa ment do not mean that they are will- tors who are not only competent to teach thel|s;y BLUE BIRD TAXI 25 heavy battle-cruisers one finds it almost . . . gad ? et . versed in the economic problems involved in B P . Experience is a prime requisite of successful CITY impossible to suggest what it is that mine and mill operation and managament—in Carlson’s Taxi and | Stand at Bill's Barber Shop s mean it in themselves (hey surely mean engineer R B R e L — Stands, at rAlsskan Hotsl and 251 TAXI ! tury Behrends Bank has been rendering : l prohlem would appear to be almost as Another day we never expected to live to see, Phones Single 0 and 314 { . . . good as solved. The whole difficulty but did, was the one when Calvin Coolidge be-|M 2 sl T financial service to Alaskan business pto ¢ e INESE DISHE! that whatever tonnage America put into the Presidency of the Anti-Third Term League.— : affairs. Its accumulated expericnce SHES - | battle-cruisers we should have (o put (Ohio State Journal.) M the same — in order to preserve the A BT =2 armon a [ is your assurance 0, satiafaction : i LOWER FRONT STREET i’ R LIRS to sign apy formal or written agreement borne out by a tribute pald him something over| | frionds, it pleases. Proud we Franklin Street, between i A 3 are nevertheless Willing to admit this 1ok o lGonveraation with”the -eitor ‘ot ThexBINGEY Fiion "ot | sArvice. ‘walte . Shent ing to allow America a superiority In theory of geology and mining, but is thoroughly SHORTY GRAHAM they do mean, If the words do not other words, a thoroughly competent mining Ambulance Service 3 banking. For more than a third of a cen- : ‘ CAFE new sitaation h aYisen and the cruiser Noland’s Corner Stand Douglas Cigar Store A WE SERVE ALL KINDS OF has hitherto arisen over the umption gan to look like the most suitable timber for Catering to FPrivate Parties . gacred principle of parity,—and since Stephenson deep in the pen imagines he'tl C i HOLMES TAXI America w at ledst 18 of (hese get out again by telling just how vile he was. i PHONE 943 COMMERCIAL SAVINGS ships, that would leave us, if the Am- Queer things a feller sometimes does.— (Houston erfcan claim that total tonnage is to bhe Post-Dispateh.) E ? 1th {da’ be nclosed Cars at Your [ e T equal be granted, with the choice be- 2 Stand at Olym Pool Hall Tvaryihin . " tween a huge “"‘l"““ in "““h‘“‘;g oF Aguinaldo’s high testimonial to General Wood Call Day and Night ympic arymxoxg k;nhngm SPW" a deficiency of light cruisers which are expresses the true sentiment of a reformed Fili- A S DR T 1 S oun essential for tne protection of com- pino, and might be supplemented by what he SA“SFACTORY - ) : Sctl.lgl)l Pem‘l E:om Goods, etc, merce. Tt if we arc prepared—in fact thinks now of General Funston —(Cincinnati En- ERVI P b ) 1f not by way of treaty.—to Tet America pfors SARAN'CI%.ED | Green RiBBoN Taxi R. P. NELSON’S build the heevy eruisers she wanis while GU. " BEN PHILIPS, Prop. The B- M. Behr L’nds Bank Stationery Store we concentrate on t erufsers, the Young men should watch Lindbergh. He ' ~ Day and Night Service whole difficulty is el We urged does everything about right except, possibly, BERRY’S TAXI1 - Stand at Senate Rooms $ e other day. that the Goverament |when he veuses fo kiss the upturned Hps Of|| ' geand at.Gastl i OLDEST BANK IN ALASKA should pubilely anpounce thelr complete protty girls—(Toledo Blade.) and at Gastineau Hotel ) jndifference to the size of 'he American - A PHONR 185 - ; ! ¥ PIG’'N WHIS' : ficet and, since we do *'wt ontemplate The National Women's Party asks for equal | pajly service to the Olacfer . [ . s CANM i the possibility of war with her. should rights with men. It must be that the women||jagving the Gastineau Hotel { Nome Better—Box or Bulk | abandon the principle of parity to the are ready to give up a few rights and get||ay 3 P, M. Fare $2.50. BEST PED . CARLSON'S ']'in SERY 10 extent ‘{ipt America’s demand to build down to men's level.— (Cleveland Plain Dealer.) i b ’ ABH -