Cottonwood Chronicle Newspaper, May 18, 1923, Page 6

Likes Candy and you know who! And the more you like that “someone” the more of our candy you'll take. We trust no taste of our own as to candy quality but buy the best America is selling, sup- ported by a name known the world over for quality. we have never heard of them. There’s Someone Who We sell WHITMAN'S chocolates—and if there are any better All kinds and combinations and all sizes packages, TURNER DRUG STORE SUPERSTITION IN BACK SEAT Man Forgot All Dreambook Lore When His Beloved Thatch of Hair Was Threatened. A friend of mine is one of the,most superstitious men. In fact, I think he has as fine a collection of dream- books as any man In the country, and he is an authority on all things that pertain to supersti‘lon, says a writer in the Washington Star. He can tell you, without an instant’s hesitation, just what the action of a black cat might mean, what the finding of a four-leaf clover, under certain condi- tions, signifies; just how and when a horoscope should be cast. But the other night he came a cropper. After a hard day’s work he had tumbled into bed, only to have his rest disturbed by a most distressing nightmare, the salient feature of which was the pic- ture of his handsome suit of black and | gray hair having departed, leaving him nearly as bald as the front-row patrons of the old-time burlesque shows. Did he get up in the morn- ing and consult oae of the dream- books that occupy a prominent place in his brary? He did not. He hur- riedly dressed, bolted his breakfast 4nd dashed around to the corner drug store and bought three bottles of hair tonic, Order, Not Disorder. May we not say, moreover, while so Many of our late heroes have worked rather as revolutionary men, that nevertheless every great man, every genuine man, is by the nature of him a son of order, pvt of disorder? It is a tragic position for a true man tu work in revolutions. He seems an anarchist, and indeed a_ painful ele- ment of anarchy does encounter him at every step—him to whose whole soul anarchy !s hostile, hateful. His mission Is order; every man’s ts. He is here to make what was disorderly, chaotic, into a thing ruled, regular. He is the missionary of order, is not all work of man in this world a making of order? The carpenter finds rough trees; shapes them, conStrains them into square fitness, into purpose and use. We are all born enemies of disorder; it is tragical for us all to be concerned in image breaking and down pulling; for the great man, |. more a man than we, it is doubly trag- jeal.—Carlyle’s “Heroes and Hero Wor- ship.” No Thunderstorms at Poles, The world has its “blind spots” for thunder and lightning, says a bulletin of the National Geographic society. The brilliant flash of lightning and the FOR SALE AS I AM LEAVING THE COUNTRY I WILL SELL AT MY HOME IN FENN HOUSEHOLD GOODS CON- SISTING OF THE FOLLOWING: PIANO, DAVEN- PORT, COUCH, DINING TABLE, KITCHEN CABI- NET, LEATHER CHAIRS, LIBRARY TABLE, DRES- SER, CHIFFONIER, BED, RANGE AND OTHER ARTICLES. D. H. McGrath AT THE FENN RAILROAD STATION Q APHEU M SUNDAY, MAY 20 Hearlded by critics throughout the country as Maurice Tournear’s “great- seethoeostrasesonteetpaiecteatoatereeeteate Gide est masterpiece” and a thrilling dramatic spectacle ‘ $ of unrivaled beauty. = $ > bari 5 4 | ? le z 99 3 $ R. D. Blackmore’s 17th cen- $ tury classic, _ beloved for = three generations brought ¥ $ to the screen with all its + % unforgetable drama and $ craceie and thunder would be as im-|% gorgeous investiture inter % possible of conception by many Es- peted by an unparalled cast Ps kimos as would “solid water’ by) $ headed by £ equatorial savages, | Ps In general the frequency of thun- MADGE BELLAMY bd derstorms decreases as one goes north, : JOHN BOWERS + until within the Arctic and Antarctic ¥ pa circles they seldom occur. 3 FRANK KEENAN % When Katmal volcano, on the Alas- | 4 bd kan peninsula, erupted in 1912, Come back to the days + some of the adult natives of and dreams of Lorna Doone p the vicinity were more terrified at the & Shudder with her in the 3 lightning and thunder that accom- bandit stronghold of the s panied the dust clouds than at the Fighting Doones. Thrill £ possibility of being buried by ash, be- with her in the ecstasy of + cause they had nothing in their life awakenin love. Triumph 2 long experience by which to judge the yi & ; Wi ith + blinding and deafening noise from the Re er eat in wl . skies, | er a roya avor. % peels ksrcberdnenilhcte % A picture commended for + Ostriches Worth Money. * adventure and romance and % Legend makes out the ostrich to be z appeal to the millions who & a bird living wild in the desert on a RS have read the book— and Be hard and indigestible fare of stones. the millons more who will But this is not the bird that produces % sit enthralled by its screen $ the feathers which fashion demands. = splendor. + Those fine plumes you see in hats The greatest love story $ comeefrom a bird well fed on scien- 3 ever written. + tifle limes by farmers in South Af-, & y 4 rica. Feathers from the wild ostrich Also a Century Comedy $ of the Sudan rarely come Into the, & ae 5 merket: 3 “THREE WEEKS OFF” The farmer watches the ostrich as ¥ 3 any other stock, dieting him and breed- $ AND = ing him with the object of producing Episode No. 8 Bs better and better feathers. A pair ¢ = of ostriches—you count ostriches in THE TIMBER QUEEN > pairs—the cock and the hen—that $ have got into the way of producing ’ y really the best are worth about $5,000. | $ e mugg er S ave $ 4 = | $ + }3 THURSDAY, MAY 24 = ” eETES USS Y TS See STS e ENE e ere e. WHAT HE SAID, “J hear you called me a lar?’ “I did not. What I said was that wou'd have made a great diplomat,” RULES OF THE ROAD When you see & pretty girl. top. Look, And then lIls- ten for an hour to what your wife has to say bout it, Sree RINGS, MATTRESS, We will have the pleasure of presenting to you, next Thursday Lon Chaney The man of 1000 faces greatest portrayal since “The Penalty” with a big special cast presented by Carl Laemmle in his great- est screen triumph. The Trap A great dramatic story from the Canadian North- west, picturing vividly how + a man lost himselves when fate played against him, bitter, burning hate turned him into a wolf. How in his darkest hour he found himself through the cling- ing fingers of a little child to a thundering climax as dramatic a thunderbolt as The greatest character + |¢ actor of the screen in his ¥ soe ee 2 leatoetonte etoteteste For those who wish the best ice cream Bee eee: They go where they get Hazelwood There is only one place bration at Ferdinand on the 4th of July. This celebration is not only for its own people but a general invitation is extended to everyone in Idaho county. The celebration will take place on the church property at Ferdinand. Details are now being worked out and a good time is assured by those in charge. I. M. Julian had the mis-} fortune to fall from an apple, | tree that he was trimming yes-! terday and for a time it was | thought he was hurt seriously. | We are glad to report that he is, | getting along nicely, he however, ‘has several cuts and _ bruises from the effects of the fal. | has ever been seen. The | ruin straight along. Now, Lizzie, If thrilling fight with a wolf + you've a mind to hev me, an’ take in a human death trap a | care of my house an’ my children, an’ tense moment you'll long + all my things, tell me and I'll come tn | " ss -| and take a cheer; if not, I'll get some remember. $ Pa i 2 Reel Cen’ury Comedy $) %* ieahiit “A DOG GONE DAY” : $| q + 3 Soonsocnmenranganndamtaged |S 3 | 4 ‘ WILL CELEBRATE, $ The Catholic parish at Ferdin-| $ and is making extensive ar-|% 3 rangements for an all day cele- $ ‘ Miss Myrtle Gager, a trained | nurse, of Grangeville, was called | to Cottonwood yesterday for} professional duties. The Misses Elia and Helena Hamlin, of Clarkston, arrived in the city yesterday and will visit} for a few days with their many friends here. COURTIN’ NOT LONG A-DOING Tobie's Siege to Lizzie’s Heart Surely Was Conducted in Rough-and- Ready Style. “Why, you see, when my man came a-courtin’ me, I hadn't the least thought of what he was after—not I. Tobie came to our house one night after dark, and rapped at the door, I opened it, and sure enough, there stood Toble right before my face and eyes, “Come tn,’ sez I, ‘and take a chair,’ “‘No, Lizzie,’ says he, ‘I've come on fn arrant, and I always do my arrant fust.’ “But you had better come in and take a cheer, Mr. W.’ “'No, I cant. The fact is, Lizzie, I've come on this courtin’ business. My wife’s been dead these three weeks, and everything’s goin’ to rack and a ss Order your fall and winter goods from the oldest com- pany in Utah Cache Knitting Works LOGAN, UTAH If Intercsied Write E. J. Wilson COTTONWOOD, IDAHO Sedeetectotesiontoiont SP SeeSoecredertoncoeto hoo tco ondortontonte Goatees The Weathe Man is reminding you every day to change to summer underwear . Your comfort and continued good health demands light weight knit underwear at this season of the year You may need yours today, tomorrow, al- most any day Be Prepared All the newest styles are here; quality and prices to satisfy everyone Come for Yours Today | Everything to Eat and Wear Cottonwood Mercantile Co. = ee eo one else ter,’ “Why, I was skeered, and sed: “‘If you come on this courtin’ busi- ness, come in, I must think on it a Iit- tle.’ “‘No, I can't till I know. That’s my arrant—an’ I can’t set down 'til my arrant’s done.” “Well, Toble, if I must, I must—so here’s to you, then.’ “So Mr. W. came in, Then he went after the squire, an’ he married us right off an’ I went home with Toble that very night. I tell you what It Is, these long courtin’s don’t amount to nothing at all, Just as well do it in a hurry.”—From “Curlosities of Matri- mony,” by David Ainsworth, PROOF. “Jones is as stubborn as a mule,” “Yes, he always puts his best foot backward.” BRIGHTEN UP, Painting Papering Redecorating Calcimining Estimates on any work gladly given upon request, SEE ME FOR SAMPLES FOR WALL PAPER Wm. Kelsey, the painter L% Dividends PAYABLE Jan. 1. April 1, July 1, Oct. 1 Many people work hard to get money, but not many known how to make money wisely chosen conservative work for them by a investment, congbining safety of principal with assured income return. “We offer you this opportunity in the purchase of our electric stock at $100.00 per share, paying 7 per cent annual dividends, payable quarterly. ba al '