Cottonwood Chronicle Newspaper, December 22, 1922, Page 2

Baker & Son wishes to extend to each and everyone in the community a MERRY CHRISTMAS — . THANKING YOU FOR THE HEARTY SUPPORT YOU HAVE ~ GIVEN US IN THE FEW YEARS WE HAVE BEEN ENGAGED IN BUSINESS HERE. WE AP- PRECIATE YOUR CCOPERATION Ic atat fro ie F fies Come in and get your calendar while they last V. Baker & Son Where Quality and Prices Meet tai UEMEUE pein fest a=) tis ei Send your holiday greetings by long-distance telephone Service to all points in the United States EETH WIGGLED; COULDN'T TALK Woman Tells Jury Why She Re- fused to Pay Her Dentist’s Bill. SHE TOOK THEM BACK Carried the Pesky Piate in Her Hand- bag Rather Than In Her Mouth— Jury Hoars Her Story and De- cides in Her Favor. Denver, Colo.—A set of false teeth Was the bone of contention in a law- suit in Magistrate Rice's court, in which Dr, N. Wolfson, dentist, sought to collect $80 from Mrs, Dave Handler, patient. Dr. Wolfson told the court he made Toast Projioeed ‘ty by Loyal Scot Worthy of a Place Even in Scrapbook of Good Republican, | The following was on the back of a postal card recently rcecetved by @ Kansas Cityan from a friend in Brus- sels. It evidently was composed dur- ing the life of the late Queen Vic- | torta: “Noo, Gentlemen, fill a’ your glesses, for I'm about to bring forrit ‘The Queen’. (Applause.) tlemen, is really a wonderfu’ if | may say ft. She's ane’ o' gud auld sort, falderals aboot her, but a douce, dal- cent bodie, Respectable beyond a’ doot. She's brocht up a grand family o'weelfauurd lads and lasses-—her wuld- est son wad be a credit to ony mither, and they're a’ weel married—a'e dauch- ter Is nue less than married to the duke o’ Argyle’s son and heir (Cheers.) yell maybe no belleve it (Sensation.) woumn, the Gentlemen, but I ance saw the Queen. {1 did. It was when I took my auld bron coo to the Perth Show. 1 mind o’ her weel—sic colour! sic balr! sie the teeth for Mrs. Handler and that | | Uinterruptions, and cries of ‘Is it the Mrs. Handler had refused to pay the “You See Those Teeth!” sum agreed upon before the work was undertaken. Vart of the money been paid, but he said he didn’t under stand why the rest still was unpaid. had | | coo or the Queen that | tng discoveries, | British At 12,000 feet cows gave milk; at) | 15,000 feet there } ellmatized to the rarefied alr. Many | of them lived in chimneyless and win | dowless houses; they had a purely t at “Why,” exploded Mrs. Handler, “do | I not y the doctor the $307 I'll tell | you why,” she told the jury. | “You see,” began Mrs. Handler, ing handbag. Why should I carry them in my hand- bag instead of In my mouth? Ill tell you. Just as soon as I put t$eth in my mouth, When I start to talk the teeth begin to wiggle. i to Dr. Wolfson and I sa ‘Doctor, [ can't wear these teeth, When I begin to talk the teeth b L to wiggle.’ The doctor sald: ‘So? You should hold them down with y tongue so they won't wiggle.’ But how can a person hold the teeth down with the tongue and talk at the sume time? I ask you, gentlemen, how can it be done?” You Bet She Took Them Back. Attorney Nathaniel Halpern asked Mrs. Handler {f she had teeth back to the doctor for adjust- ment. “Did I take them back?" Handler. back. Three or four times a week for a year I went to Dr. Wolfson’s office. First it was pyorrhea and my teeth should come out. All right teeth the docter pulls out. echoed Mrs. put in. All right. I go down again in a week for the impression. “He stuffed my mouth with some sticky white stuff. It pretty near made | me sick. When I am near choking with my mouth full of this stuff, the doctor say, ‘Bite!’ “Now, how could I bite with my mouth full of the white stuff? I ask you gentlemen how could I bite? “Well, the doctor keep me coming down to his office for many times, each time to fil! my mouth up with the white stuff. It made me sick every time. Then he say bite and I couldn't bite, so it was a long time before he got the bite. Sent Bite Out to Have Plate Made. “After he got the bite, he sent the | bite out to have a plate made, but i tell you gentlemen from the very day | he put the plate in my mouth it wig- | gles when I try to talk and for the life of me I couldn't talk. I eouldn’t wear those teeth. They are crooked. On one side they bite, on the other side they miss. How can a person wiggle? “I will give the teeth back to the doctor, if he give me the $100 I spent, but I won't pray him $30. I rather I shall live till I die without teeth than wear teeth that wiggles.” The jury decided a set of teeth that deprived a woman of the privilege of talking should not be pald for and gave a verdict against Dr. Wolfson. use teeth that Mobbed for Whipping Stepchild. Muskogee, Okla.—Newton Legrande, Tal icquah farmer, being brought here afte a gument in a Tahlequah “our m u charge of brutally whip ping s six-year-old stepdaughter Was ocuwed by a mob at Hulbert an. severely whipped. Sixteen | Then he | sald I should have sixteen false teeth | fish- | a set of false teeth out of her | “You see those false teeth. | the | IT can't talk a word. | tuken the | “IT should say I took them | | ting with a sort of combi ye're propos {n’.) The Queen, gentiemen I beg your pardon, but I was talkin’ of the coo. However, as to the Queen; some body pointed her oot to me at the Perth Station. And there she was amart and tidy-like; and says I to myself, "Gin my auld woman at hame | slips awa’, ye needna remain a widow | anither hoor langer’. rs.) Noo, gentlemen, the whisky's gude, the uicht’s lang, the weather's weet, and the roads are suft and will harm nae body that comes to grief. So aff wi gless to the bottom—"Lhe Kansas City Star. ON THE ROOF OF THE WCRLD Englishman's Description of Life in the Andes Mountains Makes Inter ye; every Queen!’ esting peselaw: In ® recen xpedition to Peru Mr Joseph FE of the University of Cambridge did some exploring in the higher Andes and made some inter which are told in the Medical Journal 18,000 feet they gave little or none. At were ho cows. At 11,000 feet fleas disappeared, though lice remained so long as there were human beings. At these heights men have lived for many generations, having become ac communal system of governm some of their customs w appeal to more clvilized r a native was very ill, for Instance the date of his funeral was fixed without reference to his convenience, official saw to it that he was ready to keep the appointment. It was remarkable what loads the people were able to carry at these altitudes. A boy of about thirteen would carry from the interlor of a mine a burden of forty pounds, ascend ing a staircase with {t from a point 250 feet below, while a full-grown man would carry one hundred po of uictal, yet the European was of oreath if he carried his coat up a slight incline. Stump Cutter Does Work Rapidly. Tree stumps can be cut off at ground | level, or as much as 30 Inches below, very rapidly by a machine, described and illustrated in the Populur Me- chanics Magazine, that does the cut ed band and circular saw, for though it is flat, like a band saw, ft ts % Inch thick, and maintains Its circular shape. The suw is rotated rapidly by a small gasoline engine, and when cutting below ground, it is started some distance from the stunp, and Is sloped and fed down- ward so that it descends into the ground and strikes the stump at the desired depth, After cutting through the stump the slope of the saw Is re- versed, and {t proceeds to cut upward ending by having cut out a saucer- Shaped section of the ground contain ing the tree stamp. Sarcastic, A farm hand who had worked every day in the week from dawn till late at night, finishing his duties by lantern Nght, went to the farmer at the end of | the month and said: And I tell you they wiggle. | “lam going to leave. me a steady job.” “Well, haven’t you one?” was the astonished reply. “No,” sald the worker, “There are three or four hours every night when I don't have anything to do except fooi away wy time sleeping.” Want Library for Every Ship. During the recent war the American Library association placed for the use of the men of the merchant marine ships a total of 250,000 books. These books were made up into libraries and shifted from one vessel to another. Recently the American Merchant Ma- rine Library association has been or gunized for the purpose of carrying on this work under the slogan “A Library for Every Ship."—The Class mate, You promised Americans Consume Much Milk. The average American today {s a @reat milk drinker and consumes twice as much as former generations. according to the Department of Agri culture. The consumption of milk jast year was estimated at 44 gallons, for each person, not including that = in ice cream, cheese and | Our Queen, gen- nae whigmaleeries or | and an | Greencreek. FOR SALE Young Holste ? cow, just fresh, R. J. Carl. n. 51-tf FOR SALE —Netted Gem potatoes. Have been assorted; 4 uniform in size. Free delivery R. J. Carlson. 51-tf Crank for Ford ear. 47-2 Came to my place Tuesday one dark brown gelding, weight about 1200 | pounds. No brands visible. Own- can have same by paying for this ad and feed bill. Jacob Reidhaar. 51-t£ ESTRAYED — Coming twag year old steer came to my placey about 10 days ago. Color spotted: brown, no brands visitle. Owner can have same by paying for this ad and feed bill. Joe Uhlen- kott. 51-4 Coming FOUND Call at this office. ESTAYED — er ESTRAYED - two | year old heifer, hole through left car, color red. Came to my place about the first of Decem- her Owner can have same by paying for teed bill and this ad. Fred Pfannebecker, Winona, 2-2 ESTRAYED—Came to my place about? months ago one 3 year ld right ear crop¢ ped, og x and white hei 2, fer, 2 lo brand visibley and feed bil FUNKES MID-WiNTE! Big Type tonwood, Idi Third of bred gilts atthe tock show grounds at Levan iston, Idaho, on Thursday, Janus ary = is 23, at 1 o'clock p. m., } ale wil consist of twen- i head of Mr. Funke’s own breeding, and the best lot he has ever offered for sale. Auctioneer and Sales Manager Harry C. Cranke who has personally in- spected the herd, makes the as- sertion that they are the best lot of bred Poland China gilts ever |put through a sales ring in the Northwest. In this sale are gilts, the sires and dams of with have been shown on the circuit for the past four years. | Many of the gilts are prize-win- ners on the 1922 circuit. These gilts are practically all sired by Funke’s Ranger Bob, a son of Walter's Wonder, and out of Bob's Deceit, sired by Montana Bob, the balance of them are sired by Funke’s Big Wonder, the Grand Champion boar at the Washington State fair, Lewiston and many other places in 1921. le is the son of Big Timber, out of the daughter of Model Major II, and Hazel G. These gilts are bred to the following boars: Ranger Joe, a son of Funke’s Ranger Bob, and Inez, the Grand Champion sow, wherever shown; Cottonwood Ranger, by Funke’s Ranger Bob, and out of Funke’s Big Lady, another of his Grand Champion sows; Funke’s Ranger Bob, a son of Walter’s Wonder, and out of Bob’s Deccit, and the Escort, by Funke’s Big Wonder, nd out of Rosetta, and a daugh- . of the Grand Champion sow, Funke’s Big Lady, by Rainbow Timm. The experience gleaned from many years’ breeding was em- ployed in the mating of these logs. The gilts listed in this sole are ot highly fitted but are in good farm condition, and will be sold with Funke’s usual ironclad guarantee, Catalogues are now press and will be cheer y tin, ® t ° [ { ¢ e