Cottonwood Chronicle Newspaper, April 21, 1922, Page 3

Agent for LEWISTON LAUNDRY Laundry must be in by Monday evening. Will be ceturhed Friday evening of each week. KEITH’S Confectionery DR. J. E. REILLY Dentist Office, Nuxoll Block Both Phones DR. J. D. SHINNICK Physician and Surgeon Office over Cottonwood St. Bk. DR. WESLEY F. ORR Physician and Surgeon Office in Simon Bldg. Both Phones LOPS S PPPS POSS Od HHS | POGD | | regularly, | | pteteedeeteeteetet | | Free Press. | tomorrow and to ask you to renew it, ePmrate deeteeteetedtoatoatpateetotenteateatnatosteateateateetoatoay: | DR. C. SOMMER 3) Graduate License VETERINARIAN Deputy State Veterinarian Residence North end of town Both Phones POSSOSSSPOSOS SIO ICD SH HF LOPE rear | 2 KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS Cottonwood Council, 1389 Meets the first and third Vednesday of each month. Visiting knights welcomed John F. Knopp, G. K. Barney Seubert, F. S. KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS McKinley Lodge No. 38 Meets every Tuesday evening. Hayward Shields, C. C. John Homar, K. R. and S. oar THE AMERICAN LEGION Cottonwood Post No, 40 Meets 1st Monday of each month at I. O. O. F. Bert Schroeder, Com. Frank Albers, Adjutant FELIX MARTZEN Real Estate, Uoans, Fire and Life Insurance Insure in the Northwestern Mutual and save 25 to 45 per JOHN REILAND CONTRACTOR & BUILDER Estimates furnished om 22) class of Work. Repairing promptly done. Rooke Hotel Has neat clean rooms at 50c and 75c per night or $3.00 to $3.50 per week. When you are in Cottonwood give us a “Dad” Rooke, Prop. ood Correct English And How To Use It A MONTHLY MAGAZINE $2.50 the Year SEND 10c FOR SAMPLE COPY to Correct Ei Co, Publishing EVANSTON, ILLINOIS Subscribed for the Chronicle. | manners toward the men you will end | as a frivolous old maid. | ways ends as she begin§, | bald than his futher, | they?” | in clothes. | expecting good luck. SMILES Ri nT ae 3 TERSE SALESMANSHIP “The commercial traveler of today | could hardly recognize himself in this description of a Yorkshireman who boasted of doing seventy calls a day “Tow do you do it?” asked a friend. “Oh,” said be, “I puts my head in- side Udoor and says, ‘Marnin’, I says. ‘Mornin’, says she. ‘Owt? 1 says. ‘Nowt,’ says she, ‘Marnin’,’ I says. ‘Marnin’,’ And off I goes | to t'next Scots- man, fays she shop.” —Edinburgh Undaunted. “He surely thinks he knows a lot.” “That so?" “Yes; I thought I'd stop him last} night when I asked him to explain the | Einstein theory of relativity.” “Did he explain it?” “No; but I'll give him credit for one thing—he actually tried to.”"—Detroit Waste of Money. Insurance Agent—I dropped in to remind you that your policy expires Economist—Very sorry, sir, but this | is the tenth year that I've been in- | sured in your company and nothing has | happened, so I've made up my mind to try another company. Reluctant Admiration. “D’jevver see Harold Heartbreak on the screen?” asked Suyde, who pre- | sides over the tinware counter. “Yeah, I've seen him,” said Flora Bell, of can-openers and cutlery. “That | fellow’s a snake, that’s what he 1s.” “Yeah, he's a snake all right, but Gawd, what eyes!” WHITE COLLAR CREW “He has no ambition.” “No?” “Not a bit. Refuses to learn a trade and insists on remaining a member of the under-paid white col- lar brigade.” Bill’s Right. | When our comedians go wrong It makes us think of Bill, Who said a man may smile and smile‘ And be a villain still, A Nautral Change. Aunt Lucy--If you don't mend your A girl al- Philippa—Not always. I've known ‘em to begin as shrinking violets and finish as wallffowers, Rapid Child. Proud Mother—Uncle John, don't you think my new baby is fine? Uncle John—-Yes, for a newborn, I even think he’s ahead of his time. Proud Mother—What do you mean? | Uncle John—Why he’s already more Still Keep Company. “They kept company for a long time before they were married, didn’t “Yes; and they've kept company most of the time since. All her re- lations seem to live with them,”—From the Minneapolis Journal. His Promise Kept. Mrs, Benham—When we were mar | ried you said that you could keep me Benham—Well, haven't I kept you in the clothes which you had when I married you? How They Were Separated. Mandy—4s yo’ legally sep'rated from your husban’? Hanna—No; I's Illegally sep’rated. The judge done gave him ten years ip jail. Doubtful Praise. Singer—Did you note how well my | voice filled the great hall? Friend—Yes, people were kind, enough to leave, 80 as to make room | for it. When We're Waiting! Browne—It's the unexpected that happens. Towne—Yes, especially when we are His Condition! First Author—Can you compose stories when your wife Is present? Second Author—Why. I can't even | fall. | grazing areas and go where } with the West | ginia. Live Stock News TIME TO PURCHASE FEEDERS No Hard and Fast Rule for Farmer to Go By—Cattie Are Higher in Spring Than in Fall. Sim Baxter's right leg was in tem- porary retirement under a layer of arnica-soaked bandages. He regarded the injured member with a glint of rueful humor and spake thus to a neighbor who had dropped in for @ | chat with the cheerful invalid. “Bert, tell me somethin’. How cun a feller tell when a mean white muie named Anarchy is goin’ to kick? f mean, how can he tell in time to do him any good?” “Human knowledge goes no further than to say that a white mule I» at- ways goin’ to kick. Is that the an- swer? Then let me ask you a ques- tion: How do you know whether to buy your ‘feeder’ steers in the fall or im the spring? Do you make any- thing by feeding them in the winter, and will you make more if you let the other feller feed ‘em through? They cost more in the spring than in the Is there any way to be certain?” Sim admitted that the thing was past his comprehension and confessed that he sometimes did the thing one way and sometimes the other, but that he never knew just how he was com- ing out. In reality, as to the time to buy stockers or feeders, there is no hard and fast rule. The usual time is in the fall when they must leave the feeds | bave been harvested or stored for cat tle feeding. However, with a falling market, which no one can foretell with any degree of certainty, the cattle may not be worth enough more in the spring to pay for the winter feeding. Yet they have been kept largely on feed for which there is no other mar- ket. Consequently, what Sim and = his neighbor should know is how much it costs to keep stockers through the winter on various rations, how they lose or gain weight, and how they gain through the summer as a result of the way they have been wintered. Being in a better position te carry on feeding experiments to answer these | questions than the cattlemen, the bu reau of animal! industry, co-operating Virginia experiment station, conducted a series of feeding tests in Greenbrier county, West Vir- The axperiments began De- cember 22, 1914, and covered a period of four years, the results being now Turning Steers Into Beef. published in department bulletin 870, In brief, 30 yearling steers were se- lected each year and divided into three lots of ten steers each. When the lots were carefully equalized, the average weight of the animals was 663 pounds each. The steers were on winter ri- tions an average of 130 days, and on pasture an average of 158 days each year. The tests proved that an average daily ration of 19.8 pounds of sil five pounds of mixed hay, and 2¢ pounds of wheat straw during the winter would maintgin these steers without loss of weight. An average daily ration of 23.1 pounds of corn silage, 4.9 pounds of wheat straw and one pound of cotton- seed meal would give each steer an average gain of 62 pounds. A daily ration of 11.9 pounds of mixed hay and 4.1 pounds of wheat straw fed throughout the winter will not keep the animal in good condition, | This ration was responsible for a loss ; of 35 pounds per steer. Corn silage gave better results than dry rough age alone, and the steers that had silage as a part of their winter ra tion made greater total those fed on hay and straw. The cost of feed averaged through out the four years was as follows: Corn silage Mixed hay Rye hay ....... Beoy-bean hay Wheat straw Cottonseed meal ... The bulletin sone feeding tests that will be extremely valuable to the farmers of Pennsylvania, Ohio, West Virginia, Virginia, Kentucky, North Carolina, Tennessee and the adjacent stutes, and for them it does much to answer the question that puzzled Sim and his friends. 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