Chicago Daily Tribune Newspaper, December 17, 1881, Page 11

THE . CHICAGO TRIBUNE: SATURDAY, DECEMBER 17, 1881—SIXTEEN PAGES. SKETCHES. the Serious Mistake of a New York Belle, and Its Con= .. sequences, gome of the Troubles Experi- enced by a Laramie Lady with Servants, qhe Marriage and Death of. a Jotsoy City Man Announced at the Same Time, Peoulinr Paris Oustom—Euohre for Kiseos —Rounited LoversOurront Pootry, Humor, Eto, SILINCE. For The Unteaga Tribune, Jatnere nocd for n touch of the hand? Or the shadow of amilcs In the aun? Or the rnin for tho violot's oyes? Orn rosc-lifo that’s dono? Ia there necd for the meoting of ips? Or tho clasp that is'strongor than wo? Oreven a word thro’ tho night? Noy, Lovol Iknow, Fanny Drrscort. A SERIOUS MISTAKE. A Now York correspondent writes: A young man whose face I recognized as that ofamember of n wealthy family up town, polled up tho avenue in adog-cart the other atternoon, with a dovll-may-care air about him, A gentleman snid, Poor follow, hie fs oing to the dogs fast, and do you know that hissplrit was broken by a curlous circum- stance. He was devoted in his attentions to Miss—, now Mre.—, a very charming young wonian in socftty.l several years ago, bubshe was piqued at something that hedid, and ns a result sho broke off her en- garement with him, which had become well known, aud soon put on the ring offered her pyanother adiniror. (ho discarded lover in the best of tasto woro his disappointment light- “jy,and in order that there might be no break fa bis relations with tho family, whiob would cause a scandal, he begun to dovote Mmgolf as assiduously «to 4 younger _ witer, . He went to a reception ono evening with the slater and bis former flancéa ness, and It Is Mkely to oxejte curiosity, ‘Thoro appeared yesterday a notice of the inntringe of William Jf. Backus, of Jorsoy City, to Hortense J, Creede, and following It, ‘under the proper eaption, was another of his death, ‘The nujial ceremony, It was, an- nounced, necurred privately in Jorsey Clty on Thursday, Nov, 3, and the death suddanly at Altoona, Pa, on Thursday, the 24th inst. Mr, Backus wos 2t-years of age. ‘The lady whom ho wedded fs tho only daughter of Mra. Hlortonse J. Creede, tho widow of tho inate ‘Thomna Creedo,who resilen nt No. 23 Jorsey nve- nite, Jersey City. Mr. Racks lived with hia wide owed mother, dirs. 8arah Backus, at No, 277 Ware ren atrevt, tho ante city. Iu and the Indy who becamo a bride and a widow {1 less than 1 month hnd known euch othor wmost tholr entira lives, ‘They went ty xchool togethor, and studied in the sie chisdes. Whilo schoo! children an ifeetion apring up between them, und before thir etud- fos woro comploted thoy plighted thelr troth, Tho inarringa was ppolnted-te take plice about tho middle of Decomber next, but an strange chain of clroumstunees enused tho porformnnce gf tho coremuny hofore that thd. Mtr, Buckua ‘was einployed us a traveling agent of nn exten- salvo tobacco house in New York, and was nway from home most of tho time, ‘he xrandmothor Of Mins Creeio died Ogt , and word was sont tohim, although it waa hardly expected that ho would'be able to attend the funeral. He ree turned, howover, and nfter tho services sid that he was impressed with « premonition that ho vould not necount for, “7 bayo i preyentiment,” ho said to his bos trothed, “that if wo fro not married now wo never shalt bo," Nothing coutd banish the thought from his mind. ‘To free him from the foreboding the famities resolvod that tho marringe should take place at once, nnd tho lovers wero murried pris vatoly on Nuy, lt was tho intention tu bavo the ceremony ‘performed a accond time in Do- comnbor, aud to. muko tne oenation a Joyeul a8, by Inviting a large numberof {rionds to be pres- ent. In ordor to excite po comment upon whut might have been considered by somo a singular proceeding, Mr, and Mrs, Backus scparated and went to thoir reupective houses after tho wad- ding, as though nothing tinusual had ocourred, and tho next morning Mr, Rackus toft tho city. A lettor writton on Sunday ut the Logan House, Altoona, Pa. whore Mr. Backus wis staying, auld that ho was suffering from a cold, On Thurwlay morning a telegrain wus received stat- ing that ho was very’ sick, and u little Inter an- ower conveying the juformation that he dicd at 10 o'clock In tho, forenoon, On the réceipt of tho tirst.telogram*his wife and mothor preparcd atatart for his bodaldo, but, bofore they could completo tholr arrangements the second came, Although nono of his relatives wero with him ft tho tino of bis donth, he was surrounded by Kind poopla who ministered to his wants, His cold developed Into typhoid foyer, and subso- quently into oryaipelas, but A fatal termination Was not apprehonded by tho physician who at. tonded him. His body was brought to Jersey City on Friday, ang tho funeral was buld nt tho family residence yesterday moraingat11o'clock. In tho afternoon tho remains were taken to New Bodford, Mass, the old home of the fully, for interment. Mr. Backug was bignly regarded by his employers, who had promised him an ati vance in bis salary when be married, His widow 3 with hor lover was there, ‘Tho latter waseniled |-is n most catitauble, refined, and aécomplishedt aay during tho ovoning by 1 tell waked the oscort of hia betrothad’s slater ifhe would not see both home. Ho responded pléar- fouy: ‘Yer, but it is hardly fair to revive mem- ores of othor days in thatway. However, I will gallant’ As tho threo entered tho carriaxe togo homo tho discarded lover began plensantly to jest with tho Indy avout hor now engagoment, Oh hosald, ‘I bollove you will break It. You are famous, you know, for “But lum now engaged for good,’ she sald. *Beo, I have aring, fod you did not give moons.’ ‘Noy bo replied, ‘our afuir wag not quite 80 serious.’ Hut 1 dure tay youl aro too siiperstitious to take the ring olf and fot me seo it.’ * Cortniniy not,’ she ralddrnw- ing a beautiful ring from bor finger, Thoyoung man oxumined It aad tried to make out an Ttallan inscription that was inglds, A momont lator the: catrings jolted so as to divert tho thoughts of all for'n minute or two, and thon the Indy Interrupted tho flow of conversution by Ing, * Where is my ring? The gentloman 3s *Lputitin your lap.’ A search waa mnde, dit could not bo found, Tho girls bath shook out thoir .dresscs, and a pationt Inspection wus made of overy cranny in the carriage, but in » Yaln, The Indy lost ber temper, and began to accuse ber escort of keeping her ring. Ho pro- tetted Upon his honor that be bad returned the ring to bor by laying 4t upon her lap, Sho tle. nied that he tad put it back thore, aud ber alster sald that the Inst sho raw of it was when tho genticinan was exomining It. Whon the carringe arrived at tho homo of the young womon they gotoutcarcfully and examined the aldewutll closely after they passed noroas it to Bee If they dropped the ring. They sked thelr oscort to stop In and geo tholr father. ‘Tho old gontioman ded right and left—the daughter for tritling with bor ongngemont ring, and tho gentleman for presuming to pay attention to the daugh- lor after thoir own engagement was broken. ‘The young man then asserted that he bolioved that’ the loss of the ring wag ndopted as 8 retext to broak tho friendship. Cho young indy inelsted that he had taken tho rlog ond keptit. 110 offored to allow the fathor to search: him, but bo was requested to ond his interviow and bis rotations with tho family at once, He toon found that ho was branded in sooloty asa {hiof, and ns he was formally cut by some of those ho hast considered hia best friends bo ceased atonceto go into soolety. Soon after ward ho became posaessod by inhoritance of a fortune, aud, being utterly disheartened, he turned {nto a Tmolangholy thrift, and began torus the road that lew (But was ho guilty?” “Allow me to finish, Tho engagemont-ring Was replaced by the one who gave it witha now one, and tho marriage was duly celebrated. Boma months axo tha bride was ripping up her old. party, dress, which was of white tullo, with lwunees and flutings, and as she drow n thread that held w tlounco tho ring that ber quondam lover and hor aletor’s friend was nilapectedt of having stolen rolled ‘upon the floor. Explana-. Uons'came too late, and young —— has become soret in his now pursuit that tho smiites of so- ¢lety have now, after hia bitteroxperionce in un~ just persasution, uo charm for hlin.” " *“ WANTED A GIRL. “T desire to advertise for a girl to do gen- eral houséwork,” suid a Larainie lady to the manager of anintelligence dfile, I have Kad some ittle trouble and annoyance dur- {ng past-year, and would like, i£ I could, to Ret h good girl who differs in many respects with those L have been wrestling with, Last fall. heard of a good girl who was working foraneighbor of mlno, and went to work Systematically to get her. I found after- ‘ward that It was a put-up job on me, and that ty neighbor wauted me to get the girl moro out of revenge than anything else, ‘The girl’s namo was Cleopatra, Sho wanted $27 per month, and the uso of the pinno, I was so sure that sho wus a good girl that I engaged hor on that layout. Cleopatra had so many lovers that we had ta mova the sof Into the kitchen on Sundays, and my husband and myself sat around on tho floor, while Cleopatra wooed the feative mule-puncher, Wo wantod to throw all the home intuences, wo could around Clcopatea, 50. sho would feel perfect! cheorful, and lke one ot tho family, Sho used to wear” my dresses whon 1 was away, but when T asked bor tolet mo woar her wardrobe sho seemed hurt, and her wholo syatom, was ohurned up with cou- Vulsive sobs, Uy-and-by my drosses got kind of sbabby,ns the ‘result of continuous wear by Cleopatra and mysetf, and so she got disvontent> Sdand wantaway, Thon fot a nice girl from Nebraska; but just as she bad learned to make ®pie that would yield to the softening intla- ences of timo sho married a man from Bitter ‘reek, who wasgo orosa-eyed that, when ho Pent tho scalding tears would rolf down, tho ick of bistieck, then secured uw girl from the old country. She coukld't spevk the En- glish lanruuige fluently, and so didu’t have o 1, sociable timo of It, When I would tell ber 'o Wath tho dishes aho would genorally black tho stove, or bring Ina souttle. of cout, I used to Pour out iny sul to hor aometimos and ask her Heecitide in me, but abe had a faraway toak, kon man whocaonot pay bis bourd-bill, Ono Pd at sinner Laskod bur to bring in the dessert, butano didn't grasp my meaning, “and through mae overalgbt. brought in the dish-rag on wings Sho used to wash the children’s faces wh the stovo-rag, and brush their hair with hs shoo-briieh, and in that way goon won sete fabio aad regard. One day while wo wore i abloshe brought tu the soup, @nd inan une fusrded Motnent stuck about avyen Inches of nef thumb in tho hot soup, in order tageta ne, Secure srip on the tureun. In the firat tins a ise af coy and muldenly surprise sho thyught- bi cals slropped the tureon and the soupin iy hus- a ‘slup, My husband js u shy and rather rat: 5 Htman, but bo rome with a graceful mover ont to bls full bight, and killed hor with the weying-knife, wnd kicked hor gory remats under the table, Aftor the inquest Lzat whol poaeied girl from Fart Colina, She was an or- an, with pal hair that why used to work up io nh proud, and impulsive hoyle! haturo, and nto everything We ou: night foraging around after jie and fragmonts of rich and ox- pen Wewrub, Sho had a singular yearnlg for and an tapassioned longing for preserves tha’ jg bever succeedod In quenching. When aad ely and frult-cake wave out, abe would tara. turn ber attention to cold bum'and mus- asd . with the smoldering ruins of baked beans Frocerleeaubage and vinegar, Wo stood it till 80, and apples soyen follars and wbalta barrel, par tion wo askod tT to send in hor resignation. shortl : after way, busband mada an audignment, What I Son ike now ina trl, not so much #8 q peapon and coniidentlal promoter of fnan- fie ut moro to wroatle With manual labor rate kitchon at so much per wrestlo and hourd. ot eee dificult to please, but I don't want to fol ‘0 Saino salary that the cashlor of a bank Bosal in ug house whee goenay i rere : joesn’t daca orl drive away ber onnul.” es 1” Bays WEDDED AND DEAD. sa Now York correspondent: The al- | Tultaneous announcement of the marriage and death of a person suggests a story of suds ora ram, and he" young Judy, and a momber ef ono of the old families of Jursoy City. Hosterdny sho was nearly orazod by griof, Ex-Mayor Wiekham, of Now York, a friend of the familly, was amoung the first to call and offer his sympathy. THE WRONG ASITES. Tio was a jolly-ldoking man with a round corporation, a Burgundy-tinted nose, and tha general exterior of a contented mind, and as he entered the editorial den he offered usa good cigar, lit another, and sald: “ How aboutthis local cremation scheme?” “Well, how yoursolf?” “The fact fs,” said tho stranger, reflect ively, 1 had a pretty tough experience with one of these cadaver-roasting concerns once, and I thought mebbe you might like to moke an item of the fact so as to warn tho people here in time,” “Fire away.” { _ “Well, you seo Iwas in New Orleans, My wife died there,.and as a cremation company was having a good deal of n boom there just thon, aho made mo promise to bave hor apirit sent up thrbugh thelr fluc, as it were. Said sho thought ft would bo nice and melancholy for mo to carry her ashes around with me everywhere I went—In a vase, you tnderstand,” “And you coniplicd 2” “Why, yee Jt wus hor last wish, you know, and bealdes I thought it might be usoful in Preparing hor remains for ‘the bere—but never’ mind t now. I sont her remains around to the compuny’s office in a push-curt, got n recolpt, saw Maria towoned olfy ao to bpeok, and two days after that they returned to mo a beautiful masolien jar full of ashes, acente ed with forget-mo-not atid the atoppor tled with 8 pink ribbon.” That was protty,"* “Yes; L was yery much plensed at first, but I had to keep tho bottle out of sight after a woille ‘though, because tho people were wll the timo oponing tho jar, under the impression that It contained preserved gingcr, or chowchow, or soincthing.” - “Phat would havo been unpleasant.” “Unpicasant—woll, I should smite—I mean I should weep. AWAY, actually, ono day while I wis Hving In New York I camo home and found A now servant fit polishing knivos with tho re- miulng—just think of it.” “Torrible, sir, torribto.”" © But what | was golng to say was this: About n year ago my wife was kindled—I mean cromu- Toil was in Now Orleans again, and 1 bup- med to meet the Superintendent of tho ro- ‘ractory ore—I should say the corpae- burnin; furnico—nt a banquet, and bo got so. full T ba tosee him home. On tho way wo stopped nt n pliog oc to for a steadler—you know how ft 1s —wnd tho result was ho xot vory communicative about his compuny-in fact, gave the wholo business eae a . ch! * } Sirs bo squarely owned up that bo didn’t burn tho boules at all, {fo suld they Juat dropped thom through 1 hole in tho bottoin of the fur~ mio and took 'em out the back way at night and gold ‘om to the medient students,” = “Gracious! And tho ashes?” “Mule ashes, air; nothing but mule nshos! ‘They would juat cut up some old mule carcass, tho Superintendent suid, pitch ia onough to make a bad smell und sat tho ushes to tho grict- airicieon relatives for $2. Torribly chooky, now wasn't aa ‘And alt this time you had.—* ‘Had been carrying that old jar of mulonahea ai ouee thocountty. Just imagine how moanl el : You throw it away then?” * Well, no,” said tho widuwar, as he winked n tour oupor tho loft oo; “the more J thought the muttor over tho moro I concluded that ule axhoawere not so much out of the way after all, You sca poor Marly was an awful stubborn ywoulnn—t-r-e-m-o-n-d-0-u-8 stubborn — and — yes, I kinder thought mulg. ashes would do inighty near ns well, all tings conuiderod.” nd, heaving tho resigned sigh of one who had aucevoded in bracing up under grout sor- row, the anti-oroma|tionlet smiled softly, it an, other cigar, and wulked ont, ‘ a Paths custom. Sayan Parla correspondent: One ‘eurlous custom prevalls In connection with the mounted Frenchwoman, In Paris, as: Is well known, even married Indies of the high- est world rarely venture Into tho strosts un attended, But fashion rules that, once ona horse, a fndy, be she married or single, may trot through the streets of tho city and through the lonollost bridlepaths of the Bols unaccompanied qvon bya groom. ‘There are dozens of these cavaliertess equostriennes to bo svon rlding briskly through the leaty per- spectives of the Buis, Some among thom, at lenst,do not appear to find the situation wholly unenlivened by Incident. Once, in the early spring, us I was sauntering close to ono of the loss-frequented bridlopaths, £ was startled by tho quick ralls of @ horse's boot. ‘Turning, [ saw through tho thicket, first a loap- ing xrayhound, und noxt the figure of a dark, Dlue-robed amazone, rising to tho trot of a superb thoroughbred, . As sho drew. noar I thought that something of the grayhound’s aus ple graco was repeated in the rider's tithe, slender figure. it was probably for my edittcation = that) she row or horse. up. ahort - just id beat whore cou! soo her; then, us I caught a glimpse of ber durk eyea and of the rich pallor of ber chook, ow tuted with a blush of oolor, 1 recogutzed the Jady of the littly inojdont on tuo terrace, If I forgotten her, there would still have beon another fact to reoull bor to my mind, A moment later the greyhound shot by with o bound to greet a borsemun coming swiftly from tho opposit direction, Mudam's biush deopened, and a4 the horseman came nenrer I desoried tho fame gonticwan who bud heen her cavallor on that January day. Butha did not at once join bor; on the contrary, ho guve a swift, burried glance up and down ‘ths long, suniit path as he rodv swiftly alony, almost passing ber by: then, apparantly sutisiiod that no one was iu alt, ho wheoled his horse about, close to the lady's slowly prancing bay, wad as sbe held out ber hand In grecting L waw the sun's rays xlsten on a bit of note ho loft within. it. released tho hand on the instant, but the inatant bad becn lony enough for him to bead from hiv saddle and imprint upon the gloved surface a hasty kiss. Thou, without a word, these strange lovers put spurs to tholr borwes, ridiny as {f on the wiige of the wind in opposit directions. I concluded that to theta, at least, tho spring bad brought with ita fuller orlinson upon the robin's breast, EUCHRE Yon KISSES, An uptown young lady and gentleman play games of ouchre nights in the young lady’s parlor, under theagreement that when he wins ho ts to kiss her and when she wins she is to kiss him, The arrangement seems to lave boen vory satisfactory, end it hae astonished the restot the folks who are not in tho secret why it Is they do su love to play ouchre. If one of the members of the family happens to be in the room whon games fro won or lost, why tho fulfilimentot tha con- tract s@ put off until » kissing opportunity occurs, and It if sald that in somo Instances when a inrqo number of forfelta hecomo duo it requiros alinost a continual Klas and return for tal an hour or moro to finish up, This practice a person would suppose to bo quite a wearing and ex. hauntive one, but tho young peopte herr tip ins dor It wondorrully und ecm quite cheortu happy. Hrd it not been for nome Jeuloud chaps the feeret compact belween the two probubly would nover have been known to the world anil thus othor couples deprived of the chance to: tent It themsolves, The jealous youths, while looking at the window one night, snw tho. forms. of the couple shadowed on window-shudes, and tts thoy could seo them play enrda, nnd thon when tho lust curd was slapped down’ hear one tho othor aay, "0, glory! It's my turn!" or cream ang peaches, Dwill try it this mel" nnd could soc the shadowy motions na of Kles- ing, thoy surmised tha wholo thing and told It/wa a big soko, whon thay wera only. sighing that thoy couldn't have dn the contract. . REUNITED LOVERS. Sevoral years bafero the War a young man eame to Little Rock and fell desperately 1n love with a young Indy, ‘Lhe Indy’s parents wore rich, Tho young man was poor, A. unton was impossible, . ‘The girl prayed and the young man tmpfored, but the ruthless parents remained firm. Tho young mun went away, Tho Warcameon. Tho parentsof tho girl died, Her unclo squandersd tho estate. ‘The othorday tho tover camo back and inquired for the young indy. Agoand poverty bad visited hor, but sho had romained truc. Thoy met and embraced, . “ You wore awny so vory long," she sald, tean- Ing her tirca head on bis Bhoutder, “Bul you won't leave mo ngaln, Those who kept us apuct are aleuping now.” : * Twill nuver feave my brave darling. I havo beon trying tor ours to sco you," Sut they did not marry. ‘he man got her to wash alx’ shirts for him, and run away without paying the bill, FOR VARIOUS REASONS, “Why. asks Le Charlvarl, “do men cllng to their wives? For various reasons. Through habit, a8 ona likes the cozy arm- chair ho is always certain to find Inthe one place on coming home. Through economy: you could not hire a servant who would not cost you twice ns much, and serve, you only half aswell. Through love of ponce: A sopara- ton would causo s0 much scandal, and create so much trouble, Through finttation: everybody elso sticks.to-bis wife, so one must do Ike the -batance. Through decorum: it makes a man re- speotable. Through philosdphy: all women resemble cach otbor. Through potty vanity: Decauso everybody says, ‘Ub, what a splendid yomant* ‘hrough remorse .of consclonco: ‘Poor little woman, it fa not her fault that J ant tired of her.’ And finally, strango to say, a man somotines—carly in bis wedded life—vilngs to his wife through love! A CONSERVATIVE SPINSTER,' The old mald af-the period fs usually o rich old maid, and hor virtues aro of the con- servative order. Such o lady was recently addressed by a widower with seven children who dealred to marry her, 4 “Bir,” sho said, "I would not live in tho houro with seven children of my owe, much less any> body elao’s.'* ‘Thin wido@er sald: © You natonish me.” And after alittle while— “What am Ito do with my auven children?” fer thom to some girl in her teens who doesn't know any botter,” Kald the maiden hdy, aud the widower sald he believed be ‘would, A GOD REASON. ‘They are two loyers—he 10 and shia 8, It is a June evening, and they are siting with theirarms around each other on tho lower stepof the front stoop of hor father’s house. BIN Tomkins, tho boy next door, comes along ‘about that time,aees thom sltting thero, gives An audible chuckle, and goes off tosummon other boys to come and witness tho spectacte, ‘Tnen the adolescont Homeo turns to hia Julict and anys with ap oxpreession of offended dignity: * Lizzio, don't like Bill Tomkins.” © Why?" murmurs Lizzie. 1 “'Cos," returas her lover, “ho's 60 regard- jess,” CURRENT POETRY, KNEW THE BRAND. “Tho years aro many since we met, And summer suns and winter snows, ‘The cares our mortal lives beget; Have loft mo all unchanged in those Respects that mark a heart that's trac To lovo and hopo and-faith iu you.” + ‘To him responstva thon slio sald: “No, no, dear Jack, we cannot wed."” And ndded with a deop-drawn sigh, * For though tho sama old hopo remains, The samo old love of days gono by, ‘Tha samo old faith that nover feigns, Temoll, ang fear 'twill inst till doath, ‘The samo old whisky on your breath." ‘NEVER BUBPECTED IT. A lottor on tho tablo lics— Ido not recognize the hand, Aud yet my heart is throbbing and ‘There's Joy-light tu my yeurning oyes. Is {t from mother, old and gray, Or from tho fittio trusting maid ‘Whoso hoart { woft bofore I strayed Out to the mountuins, leagues uway? Before Ibreak tho seal, T press My lips upon the envelope, . And obt a boundloss wealth of hope Is lavishod in that soft caress. : Pence, fluttoring heart! Oh soul, ait stiltt ‘Why should iny trembling frame recoll? My lettor comes from Hridgot Duyle— It te—it fs my laundry Dillt —- FAIRLY FUNNY. » Mrs. Livermore Is lecturing on “Tho Boy of Today,” who is out in front of-the church waiting for "'Che Coming Girl.” Afnshton note says: ‘Worth hassatdown on striped materials,” You cau wager ho didwt crumple thom enoygh, to take any- thing off the price, Two girls at Greenwich, Eng, climbed fiva fences, wrenched off a lock, and plun- dered a house lately. “If this:goes oti, male burglars will have to strike, Ike the cigar | mon’ - A lady who suffered from phthisi hon naked by her lover for khtts, Bald, *J'vo auch a cough You bad bottor go ougl And bo courting some Healibter mhthists.” - A'rajlroad man met with a patoful accident the other ovening. Ho had just ompticd ono achnonor of boor, and was in the act of reaching for another when his wifo appeured unoxpent- edly upon the econo, He was caught buuween tho bumpers with tho usual result, “Oh, you,” snid Mrs. Brown, as she surveyed with evident ploasure ber lIttlo parior sideboard, covered with old china and decorated with high- ly-oolored tiles; "Bir. H. romarkod lost night t I was becoming quito an atholat.” and the old lady's countenance fairly beamed with de- ght ng hor oyes rested on & J6é-cont Japanese twapot. , “Under the mist and the moonlight I wander alone,” sighs a long-haired poet, and wo don’ wonder atit. if he would only visit a abop, cut bis fngornaile close and boots, we prosumo be could wander “under the mi barber’ Diack his Ret some one to jo miat and the moonlight" with him, ettled fact that you haye gat to look surt of Iinicky before you cau gota girl towalk out with you. 2 A Michisan backwoodaman, young and hand- some, but untutored and rudy, has married the accomplished daughter of a weulthy tourist, and taken her to his cubin Ja the forest, where ho chops wood for a living, Mor futher, unable to rovoyor ber by law, since sho was old enough to legally choose a busband for hersolf, hua sunaib!, taken bourd at a Milwaukee hotel, where he fe now patiuntly waiting for the girl to voluntarily eo delayed threo montha,” ho says, n't belleve It will bo us many weeks. Thoso little incidents of travel ape wor risome, yet not very serious. It was a New England girl who asked, * Why it ia that tworouls, mated in the impenctrable mystery of thotr nativity, float by each other on tho Ocean vurronts of existence without being instinctively drawn together, blended and beau tied, in. the assiinilatod al lover” That tsundusy ono, itis bocuuse but- tor is 45 centa 4 pound,and a good sualykin snoque costs us high as $500, Tho nocessarios of Ife must experience a full in price before two souls will rendily blond in the — asalmflatod ajembie and wo forth. Bmythe, Forbes, and Parkinson, fea’ lost thoy should succumb to the charpy of Maud. Marlan, and Diuute. Wilmot (and the wiles of those young | ladies’ clovor nininuia), acouro berths on board the Trangooounle steam yacht- fog company's vesee! Columbo for a trip around tho world, Just as they havo pald tholr farce ($4,000 cach), whom should they moot coming yo the co ofies nis BR here self, wi er threo lovely daughters at hor Sole Tall evidently bent on the sameorrand. jemblo of eternnl —————— > Brown's [ron Bittors - grodionts fora true toma. ali jal enna tal tm .vonsent to the road to cross the ig Muar john renry Willtaias, ‘and Willlam Stowart. TIE COURTS. Damages Wanted by a Young Lady for a Damaged " Face. Record of New Suits, Criminal Business, Judgments, Ete. A COSTHY FACE, Judge Anthony Is enghged in hearing tho caso of Guitlmint Lebeau apminst Ernest Matthot to recover $3,000 dainayes for tho loss of her beauty, Bho claims that in April, 1870, sho ought of thy defendant, who waa a druggist at No, 14 Bluo Island avonue, 9 preparation, sald to be harmless, which would remove frecktes and Wotches, and mate ber fatr in the cyes of men. Bho used it necording to directions, and It did re~ nieve theolfending discolorations and eruptions, Dut. alist ftuid much more, for it burned her forchend and cheeks to tho bone. Bho was alck for fuur inonths with a horribly sore, which has: loft & permanent sear and distigu red her for life. She charges tho druggist was reaponsiiie for so grave a mistake, or cirelesness, and asks $2,000 dunugea for tho Injuries sulle: red, f ITEMS. ‘Tho cuso of Lysander Tiffany, the West Bldo lotter-carrier who embezzled lotters, was on trial all day before Judge Blodgett, and the instruc- tuons to tho Jury will be given this morning. Tho Jury In tho cnso of, Charles H. Ervin, the counterfelter, yestordny returned a verdict of guilty but recommended him to the mercy of tho Court, ‘Today tho ense of Henry C, Dean and George 8, Mayo, will bo called for, trial before Judge Iodgett. They made thomselves too famous by selling the Monnrch lightning saw and using the tnalls to aprend their tiattering cireu- larg, Thoy also donnted OU-cent revolvers for and even sold Bibles, dictionaries, and auything else thoy could at double thelr value, They hud boon doing a very remuner- ative business for several mouths prior to Feb- renry lost, when they wero arrested, und, as is usuuilly the ease, found plenty of grcenhurns who. Wore ready to deul with thom. Tholr most proft- able Dusiness was tn Bolling saws for $20, which wera represented ag able todo an unprecedented amountof work, Tho woodouts representing tholr suwa were very Hattering and well calou- lated to deceive, 8 sual! boy also waa exten- sively taken in by tho seductive offer. to sell fine revolvers for $2. The advertisers kept their word, and the emull buywaa“not made an in- Atrument of terror’ to’ all bis neighbors, for the manufacturers omitted to bore the barrol, 80 that it was ns harmiess as lead penell.. In inany cases Doun and Mayo omitted to send any goods whutever, aud when called on for an ex- Planation replied that they were behindhand in thelr orders, but would goon forward, ete, and by ee utenos they carried on un timmense trade ‘orn time, In tho foreclosure case of the Farmers’ Loan & Trust Company ugainst the Chicago, Pekin & Southwestern Raflroud Company, a formal mo- ton was entered yesterday before Judge Drums moni to ect aside the foreclosure deerces en- tered Sept, 1, 1831. A ‘ in tho cary of the Chicago & Western Indiana Ruflroud Company agalust tho city, before Judge Gardner, a number of witnesses were exatnined yerterday to prove that they had not given thelr streets north of ‘Twelfth street, The case will probably tuko tho Rreater part of noxt weak, The ejectment suit of Marle A. Valentine aguinst tho clty, better known as the * Valentine gerip cnse,” wat ‘ Yestoray, tismiascd for wunt of prosecution by Judie Anthony. DIVORCES, Dantel 8, Mitchell Med a bill yeaterday against his wife Macey Jane, asking for a divorce on the ground of desertion. Judge Gardner yesterday granted a dearce of divorce to Minnio K, Wihdrdm frota William W, Windreni on the ground of crucity, . - UNITED STATES COURTS. The Kerosene Limp Heater Company filed bills yesterdny against Merwin Church and Sac- Lean & Uetierer to prevent them from fofring- ing pas patecited improved attachments to lamp- Henry A. Howet filed a bill against the Chi- cago, Kock Island & Pacific Ratirord Company to prevent it from using his feaprayed steam safety valve, patented Aug. 18, 1808. STATE COURTS. Samuel HK, Johnson commenced a sult yeater- day for $2,600 against Archibald McArthur. Ells Hyman commenced, an uction in trespars agaliist Max Romer, Inying damages at $10,000. Warrlet 8.Cram filed a‘ bil against William Blanchard, executor of the willof Charlos H. Craw, deceased, John Hoyd,and Albert Wisner successors in truat, Cinra C, Bacon, N. D. Cram, 0. 1. Cram, Harriet I. Cram, Neasio Cram, Tim Cram, Rupert Cramy: Mildred Cram, Walter Cram, and C. HH. Dell to forectose n trustedecd for 11,00 on Lote d and 7 !n the Ausestors' Sub- Alvision of Lots 27 and £8 in Pine Grove, in Bec, 10,14, Mindwell L. G. Pattoty Med a bill against ‘Thomns W. and Mary P. Saunders, QO. K. A. Hutchinson, ‘Trastec, Simeon Babcock, and W. MM. Luft, successor In trust, to foreclose a trust~ dead for $2,500 on Lot 2, Block 2, in O, H. Walk- cr’s Subdivision of ail that part south of tha pornat ucres of the E. i of the 8. E, of Seo, 3 1, J.J. McCormick commonced a suit for $5,000 damages against Theodore W, Phinney and ‘Thomus O'Connell, CRIMINAL COURT, James Kelly, Josoph Burns; and William Kearns were convicted of burglary and sen- tonced to two yeurs cnch in the penitontlury, James Garrity agd Richard Ryan aro on trial in Branch No. 1 for burglary. George Jamison, who stabbed Gustav Decgan during a fight provoked by indulting remarks of Deegan ton young lady, was ned $60 ond costs, Donate G. Wheeler, indicted ag George Wheet- er for recelying stolen goods, wis roicared by qudgo, Tuley ou Hichuel Ley!, Daniel Levi, and Thomas F, Stnlth signing bls bond. ‘Tho jury in the case of George Jones (colored), who was fried for tho larceny of jewelry and money from a Suite atrect Lignie, wore unable to ngree, and Jones was remandod, + ‘The recognizance of August Leuike, indicted for ussault, was forfelted. His sureties ure Willlam Bartels and Fred Borman. Mionnel Goary, indicted for robbery, also forfeited his bat,” Hix surety ts George Gillin, James Webb, tho ex-Janttorof the Merchants’ Natiouat Bank, was tried tor recolving, stolen ood. ‘Tho evidenco aguingt him wis furhlahed y two thieves, whom tho jury dispolloved, thoy. acquitted Wobb after hulf an hour's dolibori- jon, Ag bo proved 1 good charactor. ‘Tho followiug fyiseners will be arraigned to- day: Al Jones, Martin Dudy,’ Mishael Currin, Morris Collins, Wiltle Patterson, Hichard Pren- tgs, Surah Egin, Eddy Farrington, James Finan, allas Charles Sinith,. Rubert Howe, Samuel Hanna, Frank Hinkley, John Gales (tho mur derer of Ressler), J. 1 Gorin, William Jones, Joreph Kelly, Joseph Patiner, Joln smith, Has ward Soverney, Vayid Black, James Smith, Frank 8! Welch, James Walsh, = fo + PROBATE COURT. Inthe ostateof Thoodore Sohbwartzhof, insano, letters of conservatorship were issuod to Ede ward Koch, under bond for $40,000, In tho estato of Hattic E, Ball, a minor, letters of guurdianship wero issucd to Jamos 5, Ball, under bond for $4,500, —- THE CALL TODAY. Jupay DrusMonp—Io chambers, Jupoxs BLopaxrr—Call of tho criminal calen- dar, dupax Gany—Motions, : “0 Juvan Butt Motions. Jupax Winutamson—Motions, : Jupae ANTHONY—Pervtptory call of motion! for naw trial in Nos, 4,776, 4,789, 5,015, 6,215, 5,047, Jubax Ganonen-—Default divorce cases, Jungy Roaxns—MMotiona for now tela, Jupak Moran~slotions, 3 Jusos Hawxs—Motlons, JuDor BAnNum—Dofault divoroe casos, dupa TuLKy—No court, % Jupas JaNgsoN—Arrulgument of prisoners, motions, sentoaces, eta. é THE OAL MONDAY, * Jupae Dkvumoxn—In chambers, Jupas BLoparrr—Call of the crimioal oalen- dar, ‘ ‘Jupan Gany—Assiste Judge Anthony, No caso on trial. » Jupax ssiTtu—Preliminary call 760 to 800. ‘Trial call term Nos. 4,880, 4,823, 4,828, 4,890, 4,810, asi 4,850, 4,864, 4,858, 4,070, 4,764, No case on tela! ba Jupar. Pla trarsenestenientos aude Smith, No, 4, lumbloy vs. Ho} on trial. Suoue Antony hit to’ 18S. If no attorney appears in 9 onse it will be dismissed oncall, No. 14, Lebeau ve. Mattbel, on trial, JUDGE GALDNER—Contosted motions, Jupax Roaeus—No first call. > Trial catl at 3 Dam, Bt, BIT, BR BL, B44, 839," No. 800, Coones va, Freeman, on trial. Juba MOKAN—Set case torm No, 6,593, South Park Commissioners vs. Rohool Trustoes, ane calundar Nos, (198, 2 200, 907, 208. ' No, lack va. Lown of Cicer se aee Mirna No tint celle “Lrtal omll 23%, 0 . ‘Trial 2) 20. UL Si, 28, 208. No cage on trial, qi |» 205, . Jupay BAkNom—Contested motions, Jsupau TULRY—Nos, BAY, 417, 619, 690, 631, 63, G4t, BA5, 847, 548, 650, O51, ‘GBA, 656. » JuDGe JAMESON—Nos. 84, 603, 620, 635, 635, 656, 642, 64,844, 653 to 64, Inclusive. Jupaw Loows—Sot cases Nos. 157, 100, 10L and ,bvile compared with offending tha Hquor ‘inter- Iv 7, 3H, 07, HU, and JUDGMENTS. Unitep States Cinoort Count—Charies MH. Watker ve, Edwin Walker, 81,001.85. furenion Count—Conrzestons—M. J. Went- worth ct al, va. George Olxen and John fi, Miller, $5,275.—Seth Gnge ot al. va. O, A, Binlth, 814.71, 355, UOT, 12, B44, BOT, B5hy OTTAWA APPELLATE court. Spectat Dispatch to The Chicaga Tribune, Orrawwa, IIL, Deo. 10,—'Today'a proceedinga fn the Appallate Court, Second Diatrict’s 653, Tho People ex rel. vs. The Hoard of Super- visors of froquola County, Reversed and re- manded under the mandates of the Supreme Court. ‘if. Powoll ot al. vs. Alien et al, tinued and appellant's tino to fle record wo stracts and briofs extended sixty Ways, 40h Sbenr vg, Mosbler. Motion by appellee for Judgment for costs overruled, * Or. Jackson ct al. vs. Rickards, Order taking cause set aside and cause continued for service, Tho court adjourned to Wednesday morning noxt at 10 o'clock, ‘ ‘TAX THE SALOONS | To Increase the Pollce Force. So far ns tho dally press rellects pubile sentl- ment, the people of Chicago uro. pretty solid for ‘aon increaac of IMquor Ilcensc to raises fund ta support tho much-needed addition to the polfec force, What Tur Tittpune has sald in bohulf of tho proposition Ite readers altkuow, Tho Yost- master’s paper—Heruld~insiats on inercasing: tho Hcenee to $1.0 day fur each saloon, or $300 u yenr, and wants the police force ratacd to 400 “stalwarts,” whloh would bo about tho number. The Times ts ndyocnting the samo general idea, but without specifying the amount the liquor shops should pay. Itaaya: Tn most cities tho snicon Itconre fee is merely nominal, and tho bonda, to which some impo: burtuuce in attached, are uf no Account woal evor. There js, practically. free trade in liquo: Any dhe who ean rentabovel and jodice a dealer to trust him forn few enska may set up in the busioess, The saloons spread consequent- ly, and tho necessity for police inspection is in- creased. A large saloon Icense fee would bring: mare rovenue, more protection to the customer, aud would result in fewer snivons, and probably Ip less occasion forerime, Tho man who could ‘pay a inrge liquor Ieense would have sutticiont: property lobo iusome degree responsible, His interests would be with the maintenance of good: rder, and ho woulll have nu object in becoming an tmpediment to the proper. porformunce of police dutios. Luwson’s two papers, both dally, advocate more policemen, aud more Hcense to aupport them, and offers cogent reasons therefor. The Journal bas had acveral woll-rensoned articles in favor of the same important object. The 1-0, Is doing its best In tho same direetion. In one of {ts articles It says: ‘Tho euloons of Ubicago at present pay only $175,000 toward the support of tho Clty Govern- ment—I. e,, toey are counted nt 3,50, which pny’ Sn year ieenxe for h.- These satoons Bull 912,000,000 worth of liquor por your, or ubout 84 worth per capita for the whole population of Chicugy. ‘Their aggregnto tax, therefore, is only 0 trifle more thin 1 per centon a business’ on which tho running profit Is nt least i) per cent, and ona large part of which it $s from (0 tw 2 percent. Indecd, the gallon of whisky which vost €2.59 measures out by the glass duto sixty-four hnlf-gilis or ordinary drinks, and sells, tuerefore, at 16 cents a glass, for $1.00, or, At 20 cents u glass, for $12.80, 4 prott of neurly 400 per cant... In Nebruska, # Icense fee of $1,000 for the celtics and $600 for the country works well. How woyld such a jaw work tn Chicugue A few of our larger xaloonkeepers would welcome a Ieense fee of $1,000, on account of its tendenc: to concontrate trade in thelr bunds. While BI te mercial Cauac cons polit of view, if the people of Chicas todrink an average of $4 worth year, the ft erHOns et ved to measure i 9 number who will remitted to useful employments, The real considerations to Le borne iy mind Are: (1) What kind of n license fee will produce most revenue to the city?) What fee wilt do | toost to mitigate the evils of the Hquor triultic, if any Intluence tn this direction can be exercised by’ the Heense fee? A license fee of $1,009 1 qear, would probably reduce tha number of iquor siloons frum 4,000 tu 2,000 or 2,000, posal- bly even to 1,600 ff eiiclently enforeed. Twa thousand suloons paying $1,000 each would bring the clty $2,000,0W. A licenses fee of fou, or $10 “a week, probably — be ae ay every saloon that now pays 1a week, aud would produco sumowhere from 1,600,000 n year to $1,8u0,0U0, Tt would produce le than the $1,000 fee, and it would rove less of A aurmptuary law. ft would do less to check the consumption of Iquors and less to throw the purtles that should adopt it out of power, . ‘Of course questions of revenue and reform, of Increnaing thy polive forco and henlth force, mustall bo subordinated to tho all-itupartant ani orowning boon of keeping * the very best Mayor.” ofe,, hi power, to Ray nothing of the City Council, If the denr people Want a tourder before break- fnat dally, ace thoy not entitled to it? Amita Inercuse of tho police force cunnut be bud with outa betrayal on, tha part of “our Mayor’ of his league with the Hauor interest, w! round bliin in phalanx ag the former Swi Guards once surrounded the lite Pope, why he will not betruythem, Small-pox way Increase. until every church in Chivairo bus to bo used for a pest hospital before Mayor Harrison will favor a liquor tax which might defeat bis reviection, Crime may rollup the borrid ghastly culentar of Its broken heads and bleeding throats antl the namo of Chicago 18 synonymous with that of tho world of lost souls, but tt will form no rea- gon why our City Council should work ognlost tno very Hauar interesta which have elected it, ‘Tho problem fa, therefore, huw to iucreaso the potice force, now so sadly doticient in numbers, through an increase of tho ilcense tax which can be obtalned from a Common Council which holds crime and the atnnll-pox to bo very light would est. Wo need unyiestionnbly dv more patrol men, Our policemen aro boing shot down tre- quently, because in any tussle with the criminals ut any potot tho eriwminals outnumber them, ‘Tho Mayor facetlously recommends that the pos Neo be mounted, Fo that thoy'can better escapa when pursued, and that the charter be romod- eted so that license foes can be collected from thoge who sell food and clothing. No sarcasm coutd be more cutting, unless tho Mayor sboutd: order tho pollo to tend bar for tue groggerles— tree, THE SWEETEST HOUR IN ALL LOVE-LIFE. ‘Thero fa a timo with lovers, when thy bear Firat slowly rouses from its dreamless sloep ‘To all the tumult of a passlonelife, Ero yet have wakened Jonlousy and strifo— Just as the young, untitored child will start Out of a long hour's slumber, sound and deep, And He and smile, with’roay lips and checks, Ina calm, restful trance, before lt speakas A tine when yet no word the spel has broken Savo what the heart unto the soul bas spoken In quickyned throbs, and sighs but half-sup> ress; Ati a when that aweet truth, all unconfossed, Gives ndded fragrance to tho Summer-tlower, A galden glory to the passing hour, A fo poful beauty to the plainest face, And lends to life 4 new and tendor grace, ‘When the full heart has climbed the hights of RS, And, siniling, looks back o'ur tho golden past, {iithis it tieds no awcotor bour than this” In all Love-life, For lator, whon the last eanelucout drop o'ertiows the cup of Joy, And Bay moro mighty than the heart’a oon: rol, Surges in words of pasalon from the soul, And vows are asked and glvon, shadows rise Like mists before the sun in noonday skies; - Xayue, fears, which prove the shining gold alloy; A dread of’ chunge, tho crowning moment's curse, : Since what is perfect obango but ronders worse; A valn dosiro to cripple Thino, who goes Houring our Joya away, and bringing woos; And, ater, doubts and jealousies awakon, And Pilyptod hearts gre tompest-tost and akon, Dut this blest hour In Love's giad, golden day Ta like the dawning, ero the radiant ray burat upon the ese, But yet fs ooralied in earth and sky, ‘Warm with its fervor, mellow with its light, While Cure atill sluinvora in tho urms of Night, Dut Hope, awake, hours happy birdiings sing, And thinks of alia Summer-dny may bring. Tn this awoat culm iy (one Aeurt lay ut reat, Filled with a bilasful senso of ponce, nor 1198sod ‘Phat dulten clouds aro gathering In the sites, ‘To bide the glorious sun ore it should rise, From Bila Wheeer’a * Afaurine,” Changing Places. Detroit Fi rs 5 Acltizen who ties un olfico in the top atory of it a& ton of hil “aay want that coal lugged up?" at'duo Way to address a porson,” repliod nee man. “Woy yaa’ youaddross mo in a aly! Jy manor! : Dunno how, " anawored the boy. . Well, il ebow you bow, sit down here and auppose you wre tho owmor of the pitice and L ams boy who wants to bring up coal.” He stopped into the ball and knocked on tht door, and as tha boy crivd * vome in’ the m entered tho room with bat in hand and began: “Hey pardon, sir, but you haya coaton the walk bolow. gery H “spall I bring !t up for you?” “O, cer! ‘e * How much wilt you pay?!" h 1 the boy as he looked around st the scanty turniture, gonsrally promiso 8 y 15 vents and shove &@ bogus quarter on him, but scoing {t's you and the only support of a Here gb, Coe ot wbe aaa pat iin x, t ‘a'nalf’ and a palr of old boots In fora your en: Dbargalo." eee bay at go you mean?” domaudod tho an ashe . Dui the boy dodged him and suachod the etalre andas he paused atone of the landings to look Up, he onlied out: “T expected osery minute that youd advise me to got that coal up-atairs bofuce somo cred Kor mbbled itl You can’t play: boy for st" sf ODOROUS COTTLE. \ Proneented for Cruelty to Animats. Tho case againat K, H.Cottic, the bad-debt collection agent, who Ja charmed with crucity to anisats, was called betore Justice Morrison yer- terday morning at lo’clock, Mr.C. W. Woud+ man orosecuted for the Stnte and Mr, Joseph Wright represented the Illinois Flumano Bo- ciety. Air. J. 1, Hodnett appeared for tho de- ferse and asked fora jury trial. A venire wis Jeeuer, and Intrusted to Constibla Armitage to serve. The Court instructed Armitage to bring ina Jury of business-men apd-not ta take the saloon-refuse ur to pick up mon on the street. Armitage tiroueht Ina very respeutable-lookime crowd, an tho defensy then withdrew tho venire and elected to bo tried ty the Court. Some twonty-fvo witnesses were sworn, and an journinent was taken for lunch, nthe afternoon the case proper was begua. Francis ¥, Calinhan. a veterinary surgeon, swore that he saw one of Cottlo’s horsey «dying on the sirect. Cottle had a mare in foul which ho over- drove and starved. Jobn De Graff, of Thornton, testified that ho hud scen Cottle overdrive n inare in foal. Cote tle anid phe was his, and ho did not cat anybody nat . P. Gleason teatified that Cotto borrowed money of bim on a chuttel-moriguze covert three horses, bugsy. and hurness. fie visite Cottlo’'a barn, and found it dirty and filthy, When he went to foreclone be found that ane of the horgcs hud broken its tex, and another was dead, His testimony went to establish decided Neglect on tho purt of Cottle, here being severnt additional witneascs to bo beard, tho case wus continued tll Blonday. LIST OF WESTERN PATENTS, Special Dispatch to The Chteago Tribune, Wasntnatox, D. C., Dec. 16.—A. H. Evans & Co. report the following tlst of patents issued this week to fuventors residing in tho North- western States: ILLINOIS, sQtmet M. Blackman, Chleago, ventilator wheel oF }. W. Blodgett, Chicago, leop and luck-stiteh sew- iachine, an ‘Jaiues Hendy. Dizon, cultivator, B.Bruinurd, Juiiet, frme for supporting and atfotching waven-wire mattresses. 4, Burton, Genuya, manufacturinu vized papor, U.K. Durchiox, Chlengu, boller furnace. 1D, Carakuden, Chicago, machine for ruparating ores, Jo W. Cenney! Concago, convariipie tauiy and bed. ‘houas IL Hodge, be Kalb, barbed teuce-wiro, #. Fillott and 1.15, Jertery, Chlengo, sewing-machine, & D, Field. Chicago. Ine-more: 1 AW. Untes, Chi chine for broaking stone aud crising ores. + r W. W. (ites, Chicago, drilting-mnehine, vent den, Chicago, Decdie-bur tor aerring-ma- Holt, Chieagu, dust-cotlector, Hult, Sterling, bunIp. W, MaDonungnst caro, telephone. * James B 3, hens, Moline, curo-p '. " cow corn-plonter and Bs. Vhelos, Moline, che: ebeck-knub for corn-plunter. .K. . Macomts, clock-calendar. VUE and 't. A, Sprocue, Cornell, plump-plunger. Mprecnor, itunview, nut-luck. : 4, Is, Stoetzat, Hern, hearse and coffin barrow. AL. Summertiold, Mattoun, carpet-atrotcher. ‘3M, Summeritelu, Matton, shirt. aiipauy, Chiraga, boiluwn, dames ‘Ibumpaon, Chicago, bux-Jolnt for sewer- ives. PETA: Thompson, Chlengo, boot and shoe strap. ‘yeual, Lee, mitten, yan ilar, Aurora, xenin-car door, 0), YACUNL TPE, Womble, Chicazo, machin for cutting grain, 1, Willistusgand lard-cue, A 1, Rundle, Ldwurdaville, bill> WISCONSIN. X. Anunsen, Winchester, drive-rheal. #2. G. Durunt. Haciie, boat, and the method of con- etrictiug the sume. JL Hough, Darlington, neckyoke attachment, AL HL IMetineds, tacts, buxey abet. . 12. Howel a ed. : Soin Zech, Chilton, iniddiings-purider. MICHIGAD nif,}2, Chittenden, Ecorse, hoop-lavping and polnting chine. iJ. Cowell, Detrolt, electrical distance register WV, IL Gurdon, Detrojt, cheese or Iuneh box, J. Grnybowakl, Detrolt, cuffee-mlll, Grey bunil, Datrolt sister: + C4. Hamilton, virmodth, wind-mitl, pag. te dood and C. Cirietaias, Grand “Haran, apring diebuttam. eisit; Hawo and J. 8. Gullup, Niles, elrcte-tron fur 1, Irwin, Waverly, preventing yellows in peach- troes C213, Lewis Bay City, preasure-roller for sawmills. 1. Vierce, Alma, machine tur eutting match-splints, and JG, Selle, Detroit, valunco fur caring b ‘Tt Stapler and J.D, Jawion, Battle Creok, tifting- jack. i‘ MINNESOTA. il, Minneapolis ro . MB! Parkorand 1 W¥, iichurds, ine Earth City, hay'and attuw burner, TOWA. ‘ANuskuda, gato. Havin: Hivombeld, earth-horing Apparatas, Dean, Independuncy, wite-strutcher. or, jalnus, rotary ateam-endine. jaon, Tama City, rond-scraper. telemen, Davenport, thill-coupting. Wiley, Oskaloosa, surgical instrumenta, INDIANA. ‘P.M, Bales, Dublin, cootlesmachine. M,Hodrick, Onuluid City, ald-bindor attachment forharvestors. * AY. Hesnman, tehmond, caster, WW. Hessnian; Rlehmond, furnitire-caster, Huniek, sliver Lake, Uridie. Itendull, Loganspurt, miowerebath, izs, Hotuney, cultivator, ke and start ¥ Kort Wayon, car bral fe tudo, 3, and G. We, Liberty, grainedeiit “A, Wagner, Portland, steam-gonorator. NEBRASKA, 1,.0. Itamel, North Loup, windmill. af AL Varkinvon, York, traadle. ———— GOSSIP FROM THE BOARD. ‘The Board of Trade Dircctora bave discoverca that when the Board of Itcal-Estato Managers were appointed they were given full power to review the plans for the new building, aku their own selection, docide upon the cost of tho building, and the ways and means of mecting the same, Tho meimbors of the Heni-Retato Board state that the pinns were merely put upon exhibition in the Chamber of Commerce out of compliment to the architects and consid- eration for tho smombers, Tho impression galned by some that the members are to express: thelr preference of the Rinne. by vow is erroneous, Tho managors will xclect thelr own expert when thoy wet ready, and Snatly select t plun and proceed with the building without ren- dering 1 report tu the Directors or members, - unless they’ seo ft todo so ag. matter of cour tesy. ‘tho plans for the now Call Board building, which buve been described heretofore, will subinitted by: the Butlding Committee to the Di- rectors at LYo'olock fouly, ‘Tho managers of the pen Hourd yesterday putacheck upon the “atlok trick" of ong of tha brokers by having tho windows painted. Ever sincy tho board was organized it is claimed that this mau has recelved quotations In nd- vanovof the bullefin Myures by moans of 8 system of signals carried op through canfedor- ates provided with sticks and stationod in the alley. Tho palnting of the windows will compel hia to adopt some new plan to outwit bis fol- low-brokera. CREEDS AND DEEDS. For The Chleuoa Tribune. Lasked my noighbor, What he thought Of God? Ho looked ine o'er and o'er, Thon auswered: “Gord f must esteem Unknowable forevermore,” Taaw my nelgbbor in tho dusk Steal forth and stand with upturned face; ‘Tho glinting ature abuwed me 4 soul ‘That worabiped, though but empty space. Tasked my neighbor, What he thought OrCurlst? Ho sald: “Chris wasa man ‘Like to tha rost of 118: no God Tece Forthssadowed In Hila life's brief span.” Tanw my nelghhor In the haunts With ¥ico, and ahamo, and misery fraught, ‘With spotiess hands and holy zeal ‘Dolng the things whlob Christ had taught. Tasked my,nolghbor, What he thought Of Heaven? He sald: “ Jlcavea isa dream; As the more foolishness of man ‘Thoughts of. unothor world J doom." Isaw my neighbor planning out Large churitics; from whose auccosa Tho coming years bad most ta gain, When he wus dead, the world to bless. Then sald 1: “Neighbor, what you think . _ With your cool head I kaow In part But care not, for | now have found ‘What you think of them with your beart, “ And you may oberish as you will i a sty the groat Gospel ‘of Goud Deeds, And ont of this, porchance, at jongth A higber hope and joy may antl Of your lifo’s work the giurinus cud— Tis crowning growth and blossoming."* Harty TYNG GRISWOLD, ——— Got Lepage rsra Cleveland Herald, ‘Thora ts a town In Dakota dulled Gotham, and whon a sie who pad eottled oe began e lott to wi fe, Gotha . T.." abe said: ‘know he'd got’em, but why can't he speak right out, instead of using tho tuitials in this cowardly manuor?® A olrcumstance with a yery happy out- come was lutely referred to by the Brooklyn Hagler It way told by Mr. W, A. Davenport, connceted with the house of Musara, Butler, Pitken & Co., 476 Broadway, New York, an concerned the marvelous cure uf Mr. Hera D, Olarkson, near Nowark, N. J. of a tortl- ble case of theumatisin, which other reme- dies had falled even to alloviate. Hoe wag on his way to a hospital when Mr. Davenport inet hin and induced him to try Bt. Jaco! Oil, with the result uamod,—Cleveland (0.) Practical Farmer, Health of Body Is Wealth of Mid _, RADWAY’S . Sarsaparillian RESOLVENT. Puro blood makoasound flesh, xtrong bona, ands Solearakin, Jf you would bave your flesh drm pleaton faite une WADWATS BANGAPART ES DEAN husOLVENT: nes A Grateful Recognition, “To cure a CHRONIC or Long Standing a. ease {s truly a victory in tho healing art; that Trensoniog power that clearly discerns Defect and suppiies a remedy; that restores atop by step—by degrees—tho Udy which bas been slows ly attacked and weukened by on Insidious dts- ease, not only commands our respect but o> sorves our gratitude. Dr. Radway bas fur- nished mankind with that wondorful remedy, Radway's Sarsapariiian Itesolyent, which ace complishes this resuit, and suffering humanity, qa aeae: uN An pxlavonee: of Patt and disonsey joug days and tony nights, owe hind tholr gratitude."—Medical Mes FALSE AND TRUE. Wo extrnt from Dr. Radway's “Treatise on Discase aod Ite Cure," ng follows: LIST OF DISEASES CURED BY RADWAY’S Narsaparilian Resthvenl,. Chronic Skin Disonses, Carios of tho Bone, Rue ure in the Scrufulous Diseases, Bad or Unnatural Habit of Body, Syphilis and Veuoreal Fever Sores, Chronic or Old Ulcers, Salt Rheum, lickers, White Swelling. Scald Head, Uterine Affections, Cankers, Glandulac dwellings, Nodet Wasting and Decay of the Body, Pimples an ' Ulotches, Tumors, Dyapepsin, Kidney and Dlad+ . dor Diseases, Chroio Rheumatism ond Gout, Consumption, Gravel, and Calculous Deposits, and Varicties of the above compigintsto which eumotimes are siven specious names. — Woe ussert that thore 1s tfo known remedy that, ‘possesses tho citrative power over these diacases” that Radway’s Resolvebt furnishes. It curesstep Uy step, surely from the foundation, and reatores the lured parts to thelr eound condition. |The wastes of tho body are stopped, and healthy bivod {s supplied to the systor, from which now material is formed. This is tho first corrective ‘ power of Radway’s Resolvent. In cases whore tho system has been salivated, £ aud Morcyry, Quicksllyer, Corrosive Sublimate, ae have accumulited and becomodopoaited tn the ; bones, jointe, ete. causing caries of the bo! rickets, spinal curvatures, contortions, white awellings, varicose voius,etc., tho Sarsaparilia will tpsolve away those deposits and extormi- ee nate the virus of tho discase from tho system, M3 If those who are taking theso medicines for , the cure of Chrunio Scrofulous or syphilitic ars canes, however slow may be the cure, * feet bet- ter,” and tiud thelr general hoalth Improving, v their flesh and weight increasing, or even keep . iog its own, it isn suroaiga that tho cure is pro- gressing. in theso diseuses the pationt elthor geta better or worse—tho virus of the disoase it Pot Inactive; if not arrested and driven from th Diood it will spread and continue to_undermi: the constitution. As soon as the Surasparil tnakes the patient “feel better,” every hour 4 : you will grow better und incroiso’ in health, ‘ Strength, and Hesh. eu = OVARIAN TUMORS. ° ‘The removal of those tumors by Radway's Resolvent is now so curtainly established that 2 what was once considered almost miraculous ts Row a common recognized fuct by all partics. Witness the cages of Hannah P. aheT Mrs. O. Kenpf, Mrs. d, Hf, Jolly, and Mrs. P. D. Hondriz, pee Mahed In our Almanno for i87i'; algo that of irs. C. 8, Bibbins, inthe present edition of our “ Balse and True.” ‘Une bottle contains more of tho active princt- plesof Sedicines than noy other Preparation, taken in teaspoonful does, while others require lve or six times na inuch. ONE DOLLAR PER BOTTLE. _ MINUTE REMEDY. Only requires MINOTES not HOUKS, tore- eve pain ond cure acute disenso. ie RADWAY'S READY REDIEK, {in from one to twenty minutes, never falls to re-- lieve PAIN with ono thorough application; no mattor how violent of oxcruciuting tho pain the Jinoummatic, Bellsridden, narm, Cripple 1, Ne ous, Neuralgic, or prostrat may suffer, TADWAYS. HEADY RELIEF afford mmation instautense, Injlammation of the Kidneys, In ox tho Bladder, Inflammation of the Bowele, ingestion of the ngs, Sore Dhroat, Diffie cult Jireathing, Palpitation of the Heart, Hysterics, Uroup, Diphtheria, Catarrh, In= filienza, Heudache, ‘Toothache, Neuralgia, extinatisin, Cold Chitte, gue Chills, Ohit= blains, and #rost’ Bites, Brutses, Sum- mer Complaints, Nervousness, Steeplcatnese, Coughs, Colds, Sprains, Palus in the Chest, Hack, or Limbs, are instantly relicved. FEVER AND AGUE. © FEVERAND AGUE cured for 60 cts. Thore {9 nots remedial agent io this world that will cure Fever and Agus, and other Malarious, Hillaus, Scarlet, Typhoid, Yellow and other ‘ Severaiaided by RAUWAY'S PILLS) 50 quickly a as RADWAY'S READY RELIBE. . Tt wilt in # fow moments, whon taken accords ne {ng to the diroctiona, cure Crninpe, Spasms, Sour : Stomach, Hoartburn, Sick Hoadache, Diarrhea, : Dysonters. Colic, Wind in the Dowels, andall In- ‘ains, . ‘Travelers should ulwayscarry a bottle of Rad- way's Hondy Kullet with thom, A few drops in. water will’ prevent gokness or pains trom change of wuter, It Is better than: French Brandy or Bittersaswstimulant. —§ Miners and Lumbermen should always be pro- ‘vided with it. CAUTION. . All romedinl agents capable of destroying lite by an overduse should bo avoided. Morphing, opium, strycbuinp, arnica, hyosclamue, and othe er powerful remédies, do at certain tins, in very small docs, relieve tho patiunt during thelr action in tho system. But porhups the second dose, 1f repented, may aggravate and Increase the euffering, and another doso cause death, ‘Theruisno necessity for using these uncortalr agents: who a positive remedy tike Radway's Heady Kolief will stop the most axcructating pain guickor, without entailing the loast dim Guilty fn either infant or adult, -THE TRUE RELIEF. TRapwar's Keapy Revize is too only remedial agent in vogue that will instantly stop palo. ‘Fifty Conts Per Bottle, - Ratway’s Regulating Pills 'k ‘Perfect Plrgattees, Suathing Aperlents, Act Me crit utout Paine Atioays Mollaste Natural (a Zheir Operation — A NBOETABLE SUDSTITUTE FOR CALOMEL) © = |: Perfectly tasteless, elegantly coated with arrget un, purges regulate, purify, cleanse, SLADWAY's 11t18 for tho euro of all disorders of the Btomach, Liver, Bowala, Kintnoys, Bind- i der, Noryous Siseusos, Headache, Constipation, jorv= Costivences, Indigestion, Dyspopala, Biliqueness, , Fover: initimiation ot tte Howels, Piles and =! all derangements of tha Internal Viscera. Ware oo ranted to elect a pormanvnt cure, Puraly ve table, containing no murcury, miaorals, Or dele + eterious drugs, Observe tho following symptoms result~ from diseases of the dixestiys orgaus: Con- atipation, Juward Piva, Fullness of the Liloud in i the Head, Acidity of tho Stomach, Nansos, Heartburn, Diagust of Food, Fullness or Walght , In the Stotnach, Sour Eructations, Sinking or. Fiutcoring at tho Mvart, Choking or Suter! Sensations wheo tu eb postury, Dots ol Webs bofore the Bight, rand Dull Pain in; tha Head, Deticiency of erspiration, Yellows neas of the skin and Eyes, Pain in the Bide, fivate, zat Janta, and Suddon Flushes of Hoet,- 3 urping of the . A Tow dosus of Rapwar'’s Pris will freq the iid systets from all the abovenamed disorders. |* : a Price, #5 Uenta Per lox, * iced ‘We repont that the reader must consult our books and papers at the subject of diseases ang thoir cure, among which way be npmeds 4 False and True? is waneey on reales Brethra.! ‘Radway on Serofula. ‘ And anne relating to different classes of Diss. 4 acto SOLD BY DRUGGISTS, ey, BEAD “FALSE AND TRUE” tter-siamp to RADITAY & 00. Noo, ab Warronccors Church-atsy i ‘g ‘ews Yorks formation worth thousands will be sent you, ey ro nthe rennet Bees . There can be o better zu ea of the valu of Da. Rapwar's old-established RB. R. Rawe. Dies than the base and worthices imitations sf ? them, a6 there are Faisa Hosolventa, Rollefs, ans *S Pills,’ Ne aure aod, ask for Readway's, that the name“ Madway” ison wuAbZOUnYY. » = + fF Hy